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KvKi 4 NUMBER 23. MANCHESTER. -VERMONT, THURSDAY MORNING. NOVEMBER 22. 188. VOLUME XXVIII. UMMm, TIMOIT. BUSINESS DIRECTORY IK joKMtow, burnt, Omm Om ttaat Wert U tb. Baa.. r. a, WSUtS BOB TWBBTT WOBT IUU, WATER IB? OCR CELLAR- Ob, bow aioa, tb aaid. 6e if yoa can't tj mw lb. sU,- io lie omia( exhibition, get another ob with lbeober foot, tend blp led tUeeborut; Bad, ia coom Wben Meade ..J I moved into th. little ( Tbktka, 1 btr. pleat;, Mid I hobbling jjotc, Soe ... lo lb me pr.Jtc.mMit booM which wo now ooeepy I Mked lb. beck to tb. elaire. For OMveaeMke.teke m Alt, and, lib. Flora MfFlimeey. bed mfml in U. tUntl l.oi . I enl4 bin off. jasaad wh4bc tb. oell.r wm dry. end the M.ude looked .t mj foot end L. abed Abeolutely Pure. old bnsw oel Iim rr.lt4 Ib.t it Tbi reminded bin Ib.t b. ih t lull, dry himself, Mil .biU b. aitbdraw lo aolta bi. Mrb interior with qnutor Ib.t I bappaeed to find eonald I. my cloth Ib, M.ede and I L!kd tb. matter over . J decided to take tb. bo.M. It wm ooi. lull. tin. before we disco v rJ that oat oeller b.l bole ia it. W. war occupied with tbe arrangement of our boasabold food., .oJ itb tb. problem of Uu bok, Mid Maude. making parlor Mrpct, eat lor floor six j tb. u.p works. twa by el.v.n ImL cover Door niteen feettqutre, wilb A bey wlodow ia it Mead Mid it oould b. done. 8b. dragged oot Kim. of tb. bigber math matioe b. lerod el Vuiir. broebed tb. dntt off tbem, od tba figured it oat tbit wiy: Tb. old room ih oo. foot looger tad eleven fort id a g.io of eleven eqoar. fot forth, old room; and tb. new one wm oa. foot tborter aod fifteen feet .id. tr. . tbo.gbt it .. jwplUj, bat it M8't. Ob, Hodj,.h oried.bo. borrid of joa to dtMppoiot at. an. That iw't a crb; if. a UI trip I pat do.B hrr. to e.lob R.uf job'v. cogbl mil. No Uk. tb. bland! tbiug off, I oo't get at it tUnding ia tbit witcr. I'm afraid yoa'll bar. to vait till Ktij I don't koo bo I elimbod op oa tb. it.ir. and mngd with difficulty to prj tb. trap'a moatb opo, I m aootb.r crab. Mid Maada. Aoj aior. trap, .at tarf. I luqairad. J rtallj oao t rmisbr vbetber I let th. other on. or not, bat I think nothing to ve.r. N-1 a vord b.d tb brv.tbrd oo tb. .abject, bat th.did tbiok it a litU lf. g. Ib.t Alt b.d only thought of bimMlf m troabUd bj tb qae.tiua of Aw, Tho' of ooarM it wm aor impor tant b. tboald bat. aora.tbiog aio u ba bu tb. priM hut, I caa aland behind tb. otbor girU aod eat .bow coash, tb. murmurtd. Tbr. wm a quick tUp, and ia another moment aometbing whiu and roM color fell .boat ber ia .oft fold. How will tb.t do for eibibitioo, Suet I ma.t bar. yon looking m pretty m tb. other boy' titter Bnidnt, I'm not going to btr. yoa feel oabbed among tboMgirlt' faMtnd fetth-aia. Dmt Alt, aaid Baa, tooohiug teoaVrly th. whit, mu.lin and pink ribbon, it tbi. A boy to b proud of, h a.id to grand father. Ym, aaij old Mr. Sla.rl, a boy thtt g.f. np a new eott for mmMll.M n.ooaia MerBi Ma"rM(ar ilaoaroU bM of l.t. yr. rota, into Tory genoral om ia tbi. aoaabry. It wm buy hi. enter a truck. U would bar. bi 'ormerly altuoat atolatiraly nanfactored aommoa clothe, on if I hadn't told him lo d J by tb. luliana, and doabtUM il wMr thtt dreM init of win. Good boy, ' IMta origin. To d.y Chicago la hawMrcIralacUnt about taking it from oo of Iba grtvt nanaUolnring and di- me. baraing poinU for thit popaltr artiol. o' So, Midth. Jo. raadiog tb. reluct- food, altboagh tb. luJu.lry ia aol.lyia too better tb.n graodf.tber, I aa b. Italian band and under Italita control wor. it, bow.rer, W. matt look alUr Fifteen yaara ago aina pound oat of tbi. yooDg fallow. II U worth om rtrT n nwj in lb. Uaitrd ttute. wora hiog. imported, bat now Iba ratio ia rorirwd. Com. bom. a quiek m you ctn, ..id I To Bre tnt tb. nodera roller pro Alt to Mr Stuart and Sua, th. rainaU tb. milling i re.poti.ibl. for tbil eibibitioo w. orer. And, taking lb. old man' arm ba hurried bin rather fMler than niu.l over tb path. What can il be, AWT uked 8a, butea obang. ounpled with tb. fact that an It alian American knowta profitable inrct ment when b. aooa it, Th proooM of manuf.otur. ia aimpl. ing to hut tb kitchen door u they nte ,Dj ouot aroid being olnaoly. Tb be.t ad their homo, and flattering her ro.e ool- of flour i tinipla kneaded iulo a dongli, orad ribbon to aicitament. lsr 00 'r boK nted. After tbit liu I bar. found tb S20M0 nolo! Mid Alf, mroagn m tutting tu.oUine, an Ait aewdar mmw variM. A aMrval of paittr iwim ful I tMta a4 miliiiaiMii, More aooaoeueal . , M , I tfcaa U. Mimw aia4a, t4 taeaet be aol4 ta . . . I 7r"T. " w. w 1 1 . I... f .M uin.n tiwA fnr the Baa mwMr awiUi auaia. raws, ua., 10 i room, I wau . m. i. ... lfTTtTiTwnff I Therefor, m tba old on. wm eiereo HILLINERY- bi,r lb, tb nd tbs "m r. laM r.l.r.1 fro. New Torhtwtth b "M fl,Un b0 it. m Hark of th lit !; of aluiaw tb. old. Ih. total differ.no. mutt ba tw.n CTiLu. or MuMklTur uHmi,. nLh I T fix tquaf. feel, wbiob wm mora than AM4 MiMTIf 4 AtCHlMALD, TTOBIII AT LAW, OMira. ' I don't Uka any oh.ncaa. We'll wait! you bad none to nu for youraelff till your ture abont it. II could sot bT bought a init for wb.t Why don't you pul tb.t long board I that coat, little goote? (aid Alf. from tba alepa her out onto tb bolt taid Yoa oould bare bongbt a eott! aaid But M.uda. Then you oould w.lk right out mournfully. and not get iuto tba water. I Wb.t' tbi.T ..id Grandfather Slu.rt, It looked like a good idea. I took tb waking from a nap in bi elbow-ohair. I long board and plaoed it m Maud. ug- am glad you bv uob a pretty frock, 8u what yoo Ted your money for, ao tb.t boldiog np tha tlip of paper ba had pro- I ingeniont dorioo, it it kueaded by tba om W. JT. BIMMtCM, WATOIVAIBB AID BBraJBlt, Baab Baltaug, RaaMeetor TUIage. geeted, Ita middle re.ted oa tb. box. I walked out oo it Tb crab wm tomadii' I told Mtnda to fM Mrt p.trD.. w. fcop. for (bar of aoonh to eorer the bt? window. In oit Unoe betond the hot M, Mloa Ik, fnlMM I I I ' I . I . Jl . . . Jt IL . I 1 . - 1 I i. L .' I . VI lUSnugUin .UVIW wm mw mj m m uuf UHU gn mfl uwm n IMJ.QO. l WQ1I0 t llfaM LJ MUM JVM MUM90M, ATTOBSBTI AID OOCMILOM AT Uf, QtM ta Owi M, .a.beatar. Tt. t. jr. rOWLIM 4 KM, ATTOBBBTI AT LAW, raeiM aa4 MMf If rata, ftra uU umw u4 0. . Ouiitial. j a. mM MM atrMi. - HaMkMUr, Tt. . JL, MiTCMiLDMM, ATTOBBBI ABB OOCSUtLOB AT UW. ArUagiea, TeraMal MM. BKBBCCi KKEVt kD DAUOBUB. Maaebartw DMot, Ta, Oct. I7b- Ma FALL AND WINTER HILLINERY ! I weaia ear lo Ih. UdlM Ib.t I have a lar. aa w.U MiMtd imcitat a. aillliDery food. i aa. pr dum i eu at it. low.! pnoM. E. I. STUCK WILL. auMBMtar, m. m, lasa mu walked out on tb. further end. 8b. did o, I wm ju.t (tooping down to retch the tpot om.wbra, no matter bow Maude tr ranged bar carpet. She finally bought a mat it a temporary expedient to oorer thtt orab, when I beard her exclaim: bole until b conld Uk up into quadratic Ob, dear, tbi one' rnnniug away I Then aqnttiont and low it, Meaowbil. tb re-1 .be got off the board and cbaaed him. That marked that if I knew m muob m a eow eud flow up; my end went down, and 1 abont tacking down carpet ah wouldn't I ttood on my betd on tb. orab't back with here to mak all tboaa bard figure. I both leg rained appealingly to the no triad to m.k tba multiplication table T fl !i- 1 VT.IU.- .uvu. MU. . IUCOIUd OCUn tluS. kMw better, and ah. Mid ao many bard ; Next d.y I met onr .gent on the atreet, tbinga oa tb. lobjeot that, in a (pint of Look here, ttid I, in a toice tbat true ChrUti.n humility, I want out and bn.ky with influeuzt, I thought you ttid bought a paaoe offenog, con.Kting of one that oellar wm dry. dozen toft (hell crib forbreakfatt, Mtud My dear tir, laid he, you will find tbat ' o fond of crab tbit tba bad ratber eat a ukut about two weeki for the water lo heeding be.Tena. ... L, JL MMMMM WA T, ML D., a BaallMM m Barlh Mala Btnel, Tantoat Jl f. TKULL. PBTUOUM AID .UBOBOB, ArfM at Bertb MUa BtrMt, Oppaalt. MrMt,! f dlmM of lb. I mail m4 aa4 Mwala ai.aa.ea. Jf. L WTMAf, M. J)., MelOriTM 0 f MTBIOIAB, Oar Fir. I MorlaM B..I ItUt. Bood., bMriei T p mmi. laUrMl, n.; b. m.u at tb oao. of Mr rrpraMautlT., J. H. WHIPPLE. MAHCBE8TKB CENTBE, VBBMONT. I Coaptot. II.U of thM. eenrit.i. m.y b. ob I Ulsd tr tddrmlDc Mr. WtiinDl. or oar bom. oao. u huiu, B. M. DOBB'S RONI. BatUad, T, Jun SOlb. im. NOTICE! W. b.T. ja.t rMiv.d a lo. .look of tprlni I Md .nmai.r Millinery Goods from N.w York which w. aba.ll b. pl.M.i la boa th. ladia. f M.oeb.Ur .ad Tlel.lty. W. .r. ih.nkfnl for dm! p.rlroo.g. aad bop. for a eoallnaaoe of tba mom. Maa, RJCBECCA BEEN! AID DAUGHTER, MaoobMUr Cpot, Tt. Om Door Sooth of filackmtr'i Store. on tl'.n qn arret with ber bniband. I never know a woman wbo wa tbat way before. She thanked ma for my thought faloeM and immediately after dinner lb. at down with ber oook book and looked op tb. leat way lo prepare tbem. K.ty't going to tba ball tbit evening wid Maada, and it' jutt poetible tint 1 may bar. to oook break 'mI tomorrow. Kty bad forgotten to bring up th. ootl, ao while Maude want for tba waterproof get out of tbat oell.r. You will also do me the justice to-reniembor I hat at the time I ..tared you that the oell.r WMdry, it bad not raioed for mora than three weekt, ao tb.t I bad every reason to be lieve that at tbat particular moment tba cellar wat perfectly dry, . I uked the agent whether he tupposed that a man wbo told the trntb in auob miserable bow-legged tbipe m tbat would be treated any different from an ordinary every d.y li.r in the filial judgement; and .an, xou are a good child. Wbo gave It to you? Sue wm only too glad to tell the ttory of Alf't kmdnMa, during whloh her bro ther Mcaped from tba room. Grandfather ouraed bit favorite knee thoughtfully. tie hat got pluck, be taid pluck .. well m generooity to get np before the judge and the miniitcir ia that old gray jacket. Well, well, we will tee. And good old Mr. Stntrt atraigbtened up m if ho owned a gold mine. Tba time flow by, until, at Let, the next time the tnn roae would ba tba long expec ted d.y. With an enoouraging amile, be ducked out of eight a if to tay, You may be ture I would not mis being on band tomorrow any mora than you would, and threw hit last beam airtight at Alf Stntrt at the boy entered hi gr.udf.tber't door. Grandfather told me to tend you to hi. room m toon m you oame in, aaid Sue, and then, Alf, I want to tponge off your coat. She tpoke gently, pitting ber brother V worn tleeve. Ia tbat All? oalled grandfather from hit bed ohamber. Come bere my boy, Oa Mr. Stnart'a bine checked bed quilt was cpread a well preaerved, old fashioned dress suit It had been his pride fur the last forty yean, And wag only donned oo tb. highest ocoaaions. Alf wondered if duoedoutha aUge. The lining waa rip. ' "lry polished iron roller, weighing ped, grandfather; tnd you did not put it 1,0 'o"1 then preated in pyliodncal In the pocket, but flipped it between the iron prM through a perforated mold lining and the ooat. I put my baud ju.t P'om In the bottom ot tba cylinder, Tbi u you did tbia aflernoou when I went to ' Broni proper. tk out my oasay, and I found tbia. Than, acoordiog to tb. need, of th. Alf laid bia band on bi gr.ndf.tber' ,r,K the dongb it cut into mor compli boulder; be bad blamed tb. old man for ,eJ nd fantaatio figure, the ihtpe b. oarelMsnets ia bit heart, in8 M iugeniooe m the inventive faculty I aaid It wat a providence tbat provided mn' All tbe time it i but plain mae . tb.t you ihould lava tbia auit to wear, r0D1- n, J" " formed into tl.ns li t- tert ol lb. aipbabet, .ea .ballt, corrugated formt, nbbont and tb. tilk lik. thread oallud vermicelli and flllnni, Tbe peculiarity of tbit tttple artiol. is that it ia almost proof againit olimatio cbtnget and influono. In on of the caobM constructed by Sir John Franklin' party box was found iutiet and untaint ed for forty year after, and at tba time of tbt Oreely rescue tbe first food aerved tb aaid grandfather, clasping hi thin bandt; and Alf did not doubt it now. Oh, Alt, tuppoteyou bid not given upl wbitpered Sue. Which Wa. Th SaT.aV There ii a wide difference between man wbo it born a lavage and one wbo become a lavage tbrongb bia own efforts, Tbe latter it alwavt contemptible, while tbe former may.and frr qnently doe, earn iurvivor w.s macaroni soup, for himself the respect aod admiration of society, A trtin from Fittsburg waa approaching Cbioago. On board wis a quiet, well lr -sued, copper-colored young Indian, wbo termed to have all he could do to attend to hit own business, which be did without molestation until a young uhap oame from tbe sleeper into tbe smoking oar aod saw him. An Indian, I guess, did tbe young man, as be lighted a oigaretta. And then ap proaching tbe ton of tbe plains, he attract ed general attention by abeutia? with ttrange gesture: Ugh, beid big Iujunl Omahtt Sioux! Pawneel See great Father? Have drink fire-water? Warm Iojun'i blood! Tbe oopper oolored aav.ge gazed at tbe youug man a momeut with an illoonoealed mm tABnHi.it. Maa Omim, Tt. Tomato and Cabbage Plant ready fur tatting b; Jane tlh. K. a. THTTI.il JL A, CLKMOHS, Jf. I Maoh..l.r, Tt., M.y 80th. 1888. t fBIllCtaJ A SO BUBO BOB. URm at BmU.m., MaMbartar OMtn, Tl. pm. 0mo. H. iwirr, dxktist. OMm I. rwhta Btsek, OppMit. Ma.t Halt, HuMartw, Trol, B00E8! BOOKS! I took tbe ootl scuttle and otndle and desoeodad tb. itair. At tb bottom 1 be replied that be hoped to becaute he grandfather ioteuded wearing it to tbe ex stepped into eighteen inchea of water tbat didn't want to Mtociate with a man like bibition on tbe morrow. wat cold enonsb to .kite oa. Then I tat me in a long hereafter, lo bit ante-mor There, my too, laid the old man, folding expresiiou of contempt on bia face, aud down oa the tt.ira and emptied a qu.rt of I tern statement, which wu takeu almost down a sleeve with trembling bands, what then be (aid, with good pronunciation: water out of my dippers. immediately after this remark, be retracted do you think of wearing such a suit as Yon must have been reading dime nov Howdy. Mid Maude at the bead of tbe tbe worda, aod told the ooroner tbat it wm tbia when you apeak your pieoe? I oould- els, sir. I am going back to my people in stairs, what are yoa awMriog about in tba1 1 oot I wbo bit bim wilb a olub, I did not n't afford to buy you anything at present Montana, after spending three years in the friehtful manner? . I mittake tbit for a tpirit of Cbriititn for no, not a five dollar ready made cott; least at tohool. I advise yoa to do tbe Tbi blamed cellar is full of water. givenett. No, indeed; be wanted revenge but I have got (his to lend yon, possible tame thing. No, I do not drink whisky, Ob, dear, ob, dear! cried Maude, they'll tbe worst way, but be bad been a boose to give yon, if I tee you trett it keerful.and Where I live gentlemen do oot carry wbis JMB0Wm BOVht, Omoim A Oaanwm, rrwrUton, . Battaarf, Tan.), COLBCMS BO US I, Taraaai. L. atarraa, Tnft. Pia. wri4t M CB4 tnm kt. B. lUlio. gZi Uwiy attartad. ' TBA Tin UO Tils BiaikHtH OMlre, Tna.t. B. B. TB.V... Froft. Uaid. PrMamtMMiir4 tutfm. 'WAABnfO TOM BOTtt, DwM, TV 0, W. Buaa, Tm. jm4 iiiaiiil1t fat swaamar katwdat. M mtiaitliirlM. 1. j. wr, OOKfl, STATldRBBT. ABB JBWKLBT. u H '' i ' 1 iJ.MAMD, BBOB, MBOICUBt, FABCI BOOD, A. Taanl, AT I. D. COY'S BOOK STORE aaa ba foaad a tompl.t. stook of MISCELLANEOUS BOOKS, SCHOOL BOOKS, BIRTHDAY BOOKS, CHILDREN'S BO0E8 POEMS. Writing Dk, School Card And Birthday C rd la gr.at vsri.ty. CARD, AUTOGRAPH amd Photograph Albums, A good ..l.etloa of lorelFs and Hie Seaside Library A FIRE LIB I or STATIONERY ala iu tioca. TBBKCH TIA8CB PAI'BB IB COLOBI. I'ri Ih. Lomtt. H C. M. WILLIAMS, BIT DOOM, SBOCBBIB. BOOT. 8H0BB, Pratt try A. aaa aaiikaww f rtJd MM UM. BmAHIU, ... J. A, GRAVES, DXDIKLAXD. - TKBMONT. AOBBT BOB IOI HO WIE CO, Saa4 fat atftajlat. aad priM tUta af Ohama J .aM, Btmi Tnl'-i ff' ttlirtiaa. Tt Aafl It. lM. T.PERKINS anil im la uj ifciimtfiiissfifi tntk tM U BhaBwM trittter. tor tba sum. PtaMaatd Aa ., Of W.y art ft paaa wtof T tii Mm. tUAa. Tn 4 Bm. fa. . T. rrkiaa Am la. .....wry smI t aay aa4 rM. 4 grw MaiM M aa a la-.a MMit. m Bt aiak. la Atag raa m .inn a. pat.f a a . . H.aab aa..t, Til, Aprtt tt, W. (Katf) Telegraph Supplies! -AT JT. lt.tHard'8 Drug Store- Bwiar. Ir, waj IWtA.. wit pi i. I.Miiul war, uwww aa B 'Maw. Otta.t l.il.rr H.liiU, ate - . CttUaarrftM iw wMm. ..B. MiMD. AaHIIBah.UB'l a unin . fci rajQMMtaa Xt. Z. Snntuar Avrxra, OO .A MM (t tvtM WDMIWH m tMt MMTtT wi rrwr m w mm m 5 all be drowned. Who'll be drowned? My craba. I put tbem down there to keep cool. Go right in and get tbem be 'or. it' too late. Oo orabbing in this dirty water? I guest oot, (aid I. Howdy, you mutt; (aid Maude. It would be inhuman to let tbe poor things drown. Drown? Do crab live in tbe water or in t brown (tone front when they're at kta T'm attniV n nnt nattn ral tits . . nvtu ktu saw lavsa. wu jwui BIBLES, tory. Let m. get np those atairs. There are icicle on my atockings. Wtit there tod I'll get yoo a candle.ttid Mande; ao I aat down on tbe ttair and bugged my cold feet. I took off my wet atocking(, rolled up my pantaloont, and tb.n I flibed for the ooal aouttle. There wai a box abont half way between tbe (tain aod tba coal hep. Il waa large bot.aod it appeared to be of a trnat worthy obaraoU-r. I made a jump for it aod lit there, bat I didn't remain. Tbe box wm floating. Its appearance of dignity and firmneM bad been a hollow tbtm. When latruok it, tbe fnrtber aide eonk (uddenly about a foot, aod I alid right oo over iuto tba waUr. " Then I climbed back npon th.box, and (ndeivoied to reprove M.ude for ber beartleaa mirth, but I oouldn'1 anita reach ber with tbe (hovel. I then inroad my attention to tba ooal be.p, and diaoovarad tbat it too, wa jutt out ol ,oge. I oalled Miode'l ttteotioo to this, tod h remtrked thai tbe problem wa. bow lo get it into tbe range. Tbia wm ao bad that I began to apatter Maude with tbe ooal abovel, but abe threatened to take the candle np itair, and leave m. down there ia tbe dark, ao I desisted. Ia tbe coura. of tbe dUeouion, bowever.I fell off th. box again. Then; you'r. ioto il now, and you might m well wade, aaid Maude. agent to long tbat bo could not tell tbe truth even when he wanted to. Grandfather' Dr.. Salt- What are you feeling so badly about Alf? asked Sue, as the pulled down tbe sbadet aod lit tbe lamp. Yoa bave been fitting behind tbe ttove with your bead in your bands for the last half hoar. Won't voa tell me about it while I make tbe toast? Oh. welll I tuppose it ia really nothing to mike a futs over, answered Alf, trying to tpe.k cheerfully, only I have thongbt of it so muoh tb.t it seems to trouble me. Yoo know mine it tbe prise ettty, aod I im to read it at tbe tchool exhibition : and what worriet me ii tb.t I bave nothing tbat it fit to weir on tbe itage. It sounds it's of tbe best of broadcloth and make, for I bought it when dollars were plentier ith me than oents are new. Ioto it, boy, and let us see bow it fits. Poor Alfl How was he to disappoint this simple heart tbat had parted for bim with one of bis dearett possessions? Tbe delight of grandfather's kind old f.oe was touching to see. I btd kinder expected to wear it mytelf, taid tbe old gentleman, so as to honor you a little; but I can honor you better by let- ling you wear it. I ttudiad out this ques tion of your dress some days ago, but oon- oluded to surprise you at tbe last micuie. Let us see if it will fit you. How wis Alf to say he would pi oft r to weir bis own clothes, were tbey three times as shabby? He knew tbe proposed auit would fit passably, for be was now as ky flasks in their pockets. Tbe young Are water drinker did not wait to fluisb bis smoke. There wm too muoh mirth and musio in the air just then A Daniel Com to Judgement. Dr, Livingstone alwty enduavored to keep k supply while engaged in bis Afri oio explorations, and but a few week linos the atatemenl waa published thai Henry M. Stanley's supplies bM been reduoed to a quantity of veruiioelli. Boh Bord.t'.'. Honor Robert J. liurdette -Rob bM ju.t beaa licented to preaoh by tbe Philadelphia Baptist Assooution, aud will soon leave tbe lecture field, He aay he pretohed his first sermon one lummoriHunday while be wa (pending hi vaoation in some mountain retreat The little cbnrch there waa without t pastor and he took the pul pit kt the earncit aolioitation of its mem ben. The ttory of Rurdctto'i touching devo tion to bia wife, now dead, ia familiar to every ono, but tbe following reoital of hit beginningi aa t humorist may be new to mtny. He was it tbat Urn looal edi tor of the reoria Trtmici-lpt. He bad to fill two column day. II wa bard work. Dog fights were scarce tnd human being were disgustingly tober and peaceable. His page was dull, At borne wm bis wife, ill of the ditett. of whioh she finally died, tnd tb obeer ber op be itayed at bom. an boor or two at noon and wrote imtgintry local events, of an exoiting nature and read tbem lo ber, Tbey were grotsly improbable and A newlv eopointed Justice of tbe Teioe 'unny. They did not hive a debilitating in one of the eistern oountios of North n " miue ner laugu Cirohna wm trying a civil case of muob d one daT ,ua "Robbie this ridio- difflcnltv. in whioh tbe law aeemed invol- u,on' "uu '7u is uaa enougn to print. MaxcHmra GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE ic. attr. tat c. a a a. .) CMIcaaVX JOU.Tr. BOCK UU1TD, DAVM- ru.r. M. . ouuwcu, BLirraa. wt raaTowM. aioox aajLxa. anawaaaotja, rr ravi.tr. jountimnui. La van Woarn. bait... crrr rorzKA. oolobaho nuwn vHTia rvsBiA m till! VESTISUlf CI'gESITtirSS a m4 oatotAW arauwoa. ir w. rv bsia SMjutar oiiiIli. tjrti.i tt re.ra Mm luur mmm cHicaaao m ooovctx. tvarru iuhukju. mm4 Mma caicaoo m Kama. crrr. . tt ri n .i i not. that Dsaooa Mpnggina paid for onr bonM. Two tbouMad dollara! Tbiok of .11 tbat would do. Ob, bash! sid teoder-beartod Sua Ja.t think bow bd be Wt abont it, and I rw nmni am Cm mm ram M tliil Cn Tk. 4trtt lu M axaow. Boaroa artrrcanaaoii wk-mita. TH rsmaws Altwrt In CHit. mm wW .iip.it lima Tnm Or. an. r aickimk. urn M, at, u. W BUT AJIU S1AIT RUU.T ml mm .ii.i mmritmn! iiI.wimii. Mil I, mmm JBBBWaWVi VmIsVHs Waakarl Umm aMl .... aawii .n. m, a4 mmm Iw.l.fc.iilA. &m IIIIMJ.ttlllll IH .HUM BrtnT TaaaBB(awV tV (tSBBK. VttnVaVtW'a. CsT flsBBnlffVJsl atoBaJTFIBSBV virMHi ir.MO mm ST. JOHN, C.A.HOLBOOK. ckicaao, ax. tizhed Bae. Think of btvmg a fine, I accepted th. .nggeation and filled lbe,lr0D8 to be,P J00 00' M Bert cntll. wilb eoaL Tbeo I waded back lo tbe stair. Did yoa c.ieb any of tbem? asked Men J. No, I didn't catcb anything but a cold, aaid L Man ia lookad diMppoiotad. I hoped aome of lb. erabe might etch bold of yonr fvei, Mid b. Pleaaa walk roood mom more or w. .ban 'I bave anything fur braakfMt Do yoa tbiok I em going to A.h for bfwkfMt in tbi iuf.roal oell.r with noth ing bat my lore for bail? Mid I Tbrra' .a. right over by lb. bos, ax claimed Maod. Oh, Howdy, plmuarna eat and eatcb bim. Sore enough, tber wm a crab ta tigbL I got oa to lhabox again aad reached ont altar bim. H mw m oomiog and walked away. Tba. I got mad aad ebaaed him. JotM I grabbed bim aocaetbiog gribbed aut .lib a trip thai nearly look oea ol. mj feet off. 1 bowled. Have yon got bim? akd ll.ada. Yta, aad oaa of lhm baa got ma by the foot; oocbl Maada clapped ber band. lik. a girli.b complaint, be iddea nosn- lM M bji gr,ndfather. How be wished be bad not grown so during tbe last year; It did fit, to grandfather'! triumph; and, after succeeding iu thanking Mr, Stnart, Alt stepped iuto tbe kitchen to tbow Sue, It it not b.d, Alt, taid hit little comfor ter. It file real well, and itn't a bit worn. But tbe idea of a dress suit, groaned Alf, and such a one! I don't believe any ooe will know bo old fashioned it is way np on the stagi. aaid Sue. I remember tbe list time tbat grandfather were it, ahe added lower. It wm tbe time he called on Deacon Sprig gins to g'it that 82000 note. And lost it ooming home, aaid Alf, I won't weir tbe tbiogt. Well, Mid grandfather, entering, doetiA be look well, Hue? Won't yon aod I be proud of bim? He deserve it, boy tbtl bM tpent ill bis money on bis sitter. It out me to tbiok tbat he would bav to ep pear ill dressed by Judge Seymour' too and the rest, when hi blood is m good as theirs, aod that I conld not help it; but tbi cam ibto my betd, ind it it al! right a ml provideooe. Keerful of tb eott moor bM. tailt when yoo ait Alfred. Ood bleat yoo 1 think fstber would never have been M boy. I aban'l be m proud of your look. rich m Judge Snymour ir. raid Alf; but Mofyoobart, alter an. tber i oti thing, Sue, ba added, lower- How was it that Alfred ..Id no more ingbiToic-Idowi.bit bad happened abont wiring bi. own auit? Butbeh.rd- i tb.t t-nndi.thar had oot I oat tbat 12000 ly thought it a providence. Tbe next aitcrnoon at ionr o oioca me exhibition waa f.irly at.rted, and it wa tim for lb priae e..y. SohoolmMter Lyon bad affirmed tbat All'a "drea. anil" ould do very woll, but the boy w. Oath log. Think yon, laid Sue demurely. But, Alf, can't wa think of tome wty for you to get a new suit? You mutt have a little money aaved from what yoo earn taking care of tbe doctor a bone aod oboppmg wood. Yon have bought nothing but tl few bookt tbi. fall. Oh, yea. You bought the co.l. There i. nothing left for any new tuit aid Alf. The few dull.n I bave r. needed tor a more important porpoae. There are my hens, mused 8oe. If yoo would kill them for me, I might sell tbem at tba market at fifty eentt apiece. I tap- pose I eould kt-ep one, to grandfather could bave bit fresh egg forbreakfatt. I will not saonflce any of yonr beloved bent, little titter, taid Alf, No; W. will ink the aeama aod furnish np tbe old mil M well m wa r.o, tnd think no m.re about it. I bnpa to bave tb andience thinking more of my worda than my clothe. If pipe and mamma had only lived, ved in muoh doubt. On lawyer contend. ed that the law wm dead in favor of hit client; tbe other lawyer wai equally posi tive tbat tbe law was clearly on bis side The Court was in great donbt for a time, but a lucky idea ooourrnd to bis mind. Oentlemen, said tbe Court, the facts in this oase are well ascertained, but th. law seems to be djubtful. Tbe attorneys 00 each side have stated wbit tbe law it, but tbey do oot agree. Tbe Court deoidet thtt aa tbe facia are established by tb oath of tbe witnesset, th law must b established in tbe am maimer. Tbe Court requires each attorney to swear tbat tbe law it what be has Mserted it to ba. One of the attorneya, Senator Ransom tiys, took tbe required oath witbont hesi tation, Tbe other demurred, and, of oourse lost bis case. in .or he civte avervtbicg be Las of bi ed sod nervooa. lis bad slipped bit man own. Tbat rt all put. Do not let ns even n.cript into bia coat pocket, and forgot to Hi,,. f ii ...in AnJ Hn. a.v. a Under lake it oot before making bia bow. With petto ber grand f.tber's chair, which b further embarrawm.nt be aoogbt for it ... ,,.Li u, il,. ubla. and raa Into and draw lurtb a .man folded p.par. tr tbe .ittiog room to call tba old gentleman to hi topper. The meal wm ov.r and tb duhe. wash ed. Sue eewted beraalf by the lt-bt, with a well wor. green eubmer. wend, which needad meodiug, in ber h.oda;bot mend ing did not prograaa very fl thit evaoiog for Hi wm busy wilbaaileolliltl troobl of bar ota aryhody mw bim p.! .oddeoly as be opened it, then grow eriiuMin aod tr.i-bt eo np like young pit. H ant oue glad look al grandfather, aod, with alt Mlf eoo.ciou.oca lost, prod o cad tb right ' paper, aad real his easy with Joyful riogicg tooe that made tb eodieoc, as b bad Mid, forget bia clothe, and aome of tbayonog people, in troth, bad at fiiat It ib.t Sam Wiolbroobad m Uom manned to find amaarmeot ia tbem tweet a voice m ear bird ia town, and Judge Seymour poooded with bi gold. 8cboolmakr Lyon bad asked ber to stand beaded eao. atjtbe eloae. Tb. Fr.aob BoldUr' Cat- During tbe Crimean war, a little cat, reared in bia mother's cottage, followed a young French toldier wben ba left bit native village. Tbe lad's bear! clang to tbit mll dumb member of bi family, aod ba give posty a at on bit knaptick by dty on tb. march and n corner of bit conch kt nigbt. She took ber mailt oo ber master' koee, tnd wm genertl pet in tbe company, Oa the morning that hit regiment wm firtt ordered ioto action, tb. toldier bide bit little ctt firewall, aod lft ber ia ohtrge of a airk comrade. He bad march ed about a mile from tb. camp, wben whit wm bin tupris. to Mis Pus. running bide bim. Hs lifted ber np on her ntotl teat, aod soon th. engagement eomtneooed. Twice did tbe toldier f.ll. but tbe cat clung faat bold. At last a severe wound itretcbed bim bleeding oo tho field. No tooner did patsy eatcb i 'it of tba blood flowing from ber uiattr 'b.i aba tested berMlfopon bia body, ) 1 begin to lick bia wound in tb. moat ax.idioo manner! Thus the remained for torn bonrt, till tba turgeon came to tbe young lad, and bad bim carried off to tbe tent of the wounded, When b. re oovrred eonetoonfts, bis first q neat ion wm, Hb.ll I livt? ' "Yes, my good fel loe," wm th. aergeon't answer, '-thanks to your little eal; fur if she bid not ased hrr loogue eo intelligently, yoa would Im. btea too .xh.otttd by lot of blood l) recover." Yoa rosy be tar tb.t pov wm well oared for, and, contrary to all regulation, aba wm allowed to accompany lb. young soldier to tb. hospital, where .be wm re gated with tb cboioeat more!, from bi plate, aod beoam very diitiogoiibed character. Having aeen that I survive it why don't you try it on your readers?" He cautiously did so, dealing it out In small doses, It was copied everywhere. Tbit btd been going on a fortnight mty be, wben one dty Mr. Emory, editor of tbe paper, tent to Robert requesting bim to ootne to bis private room, "A bill" stid Robert, rubbing bit btndt and glowing from bead to foot, "I've fetched bim I He' going to raite my taltryl" "Mr. Burdotte," taid Mr. Emory, wben th andaclout youth wm teated, "two Unities escaped from th asylum list week, I believe?" Yes, tir; ye -two -but one of them wit otplured. One wat captured, (aid tbe editor, thoughtfully, one only one. What be oam e of tbe other, Mr. Budette? Ha batn't been found yet, antwortd tbe jocose youth; they're scouring tbe woods for bim. Is it not pottiblt that be may b. leorel ed about tbe building somewhere? In your room, forioitioee? Why, no, Mr. Emory) What put such aa idea into your bead? Have yoa among your friends anybody wbo is a driveling idiot, Mr. Burdotte? No, tir; ob, no, tir, I think ootl protest ed tbe youth, moving uneasily io hit obtir, Wbo might get into tbe oflloe and iuMrt article, without your knowledge, in your absence at dinner, for instance? Oh, no, Mr. Emory, oo; why do yon uk? I met aa intoxicated man tbe other night going down the atairs. Wbo wm It? I don't know, indeed, aaid Bnrdette. W btd jutt bounced bim. Did be writ, anything for tb. ptper oltndMtinely or inrreptitiootly while b. wtt here? peraiated tb editor. Why, no, of eonrae; I ee .very tbfog tbit got lo tbi page. Well, tb.n, Mr. BurdetU, wbo kit tbat makM tfaoM ickly t tempt to b. funny thtt I tee io yonr column vry dty? Bordello blushed, rubbed torn dirt off bia left pant.loon leg wilb bi right boot aod Mid: Really, Mr. Emory, I yoo tee-I b.rdly well tb fact u there's nothing avaricious abuot me, Mr, Emory, but I .ball have to claim tboae my .elf. Oh frxclaimed lb. editor, feigning tur priae, Yoo? Well don't do ao any more, Tbey make m melancholy. Tbey r. dreadfully lugubrious. They item to h.r. emaa.Ud from a wrecked br.iu. Yon eao go to yoor room, Mr. Bordelta. I wouldn't bav thongbt it of yoo. Don't do ao aoy mor. It there' anything funny to be written I'll wiite it mystlf. BordetU went bom all brok. op. H resigned next d.y. i