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PITH AND POINT.
The old lady who keep cut seem to bave n purr-puss in life. Lift. (imno cooked on a rillo-ranjre ought to suit an old hunter. Texan Si fling. It in not tho printer liut the proof reader who Inn type-lighter. Alia ValU lor urn. A grout ileal of our current litem turn nuiuih to be on small Iruit. Ditlnth I'aragrnpier. Tho monarch of (ireceo lull u fat sit uation as a titat lr of wnir.se. Pitts 'jitrgh Ch rollick. Sonu! people ciin'l eo to cut break-fu-t without their morning jjIhsk. I)hIhIH Parity rriplmr. When Hoyton dined while flouting on the waves he never complain of his billow fare. Texas Silings. There U something vory beautiful about childhood except, possibly in ihe case of newsboy I'uch. The biggest sponge, in tho world are found occupying thrones and free lunch tables. Ttxas Sifting. What the American heiress wauts is quality, ami what the English noble man want is ipianlily. Puck. According to tho latest fashion intel ligence, the dressmaker calls loudly for her "moire." tipringjield Union. '.'resenting a modest man with a old-headed staff often appears like i jasu of shycauory. Ditlulk Paragraph 's. The Ilea may lie a short lived bird; but he can cause more hard feeling than a base-ball umpire. Bloomington hiie. In the way of a good corn-planter, ihere is nothing to equal a tight boot unless it is a tight shoe. Albans, Argus. The prevailing stylo of architecture s growing so in popularity that drug gists are now selling Queen Anne pills. -I.ijc. From the rexultf the yacht race It h asy to see that beans are better than jatnieal any day in the veek. Bodies ier Post. John: Your joko relating to the oishop spending a knight in a pawn shop is rejected because it is a chess out. Life. The alleged theft of Napoloon's boue ihows that France, as well as this coun try, has Napoleons of finance. Philn ictphia Times. I'arsons, the anarchist, will be aide to see a better world than this bj itretching his neck a little. Hew Or leans Picaiune. "I'll soo you later," as tho man with llie bob-taii Hush saiil to his noighlioi when he drew one card and didn't fill AWi rile A iiuricun. A Montana man won hii seventh tpotisn in a game of oh sledge ami their sevcn-'uplials were celebrated at once. Texas Sifting. What with meteors and fools who drop from parachutes, it is getting un safe to go out of doors without an um brella. Buffalo Express. .Some people begin to doubt North' rain story and claim ho ought to have been hanged on the charge of annrk n.Lulnth Paragruphtr. It is in no spirit of reverence that we ay that in Tlie Ccittttrifs "Life of Lincoln" the martyred president Is a soi l of Missing Link. Life. A Michigan man has a jug 150 year nVI. His family has doubtless been keeping it in anticipation of prohibi tion. Louis villt. t wirier -Journal. It is well known that water won't itick to grease, and from personal ob servation wo doubt if it clings to any great extent among Italians. Life. Unless something is done to revive our merchant marine, the supply ol lailors may suddenly be found wanting when most needed. Boston Transcript. Texas will novor be fully civilized un til a warrant can bo served without the murder of two or threo deputy sheriffs and constables. Baltimore American. Tho Ute can not shoot as well as he used to. The decay of this utility Is what sent Colorow back to the lean beef of the reservation. Califor nia. What a terrible thing it would be if a Ja.zling dude should make a mistake and light a "full-dressed cigarette" while he was in street costume. Boston Utobe. There is likely to be another insur rection at the Maine state college. The imil of one piece of pie has been set it the boarding-house. Lewislon (Me.) Journal. As a rival of the gronud hog, the (oose-bone, the muskrat, the corn busk, and the pig with a straw in its siouth, Prof. Wiggins fs a failure., Peoria Transcript. The Curative Cause. To what do yott attribute the mrative properties of your springs!" uked a visitor at a health resort. -Well." answered the proprietor, houghtfully, "I guess the advertising ?ve done has had something to do fitb it. Dtlniit Free VrA, OLIVES THOMAS. J. D. THOMAS.' THOMAS BEOS., Real Estate and Collectino: Aleuts. A Choice List 'of City and Suburban Property Which We Will Be Pleased to Show. (05 Miiiii St., - - Dallas, Texan. BUY BEST " MEDAL ROOFING." Ready for Use ! -v, Si Cheaply Transported. Easily Applied ! JSPracticallifircProof Half the Cost of Tin. Cheaper than Shingl s. USKD EXTENSIVELY ON STORE HOUSES, DWELLINGS, GINS. SHEDS, AWNINGS, PORCHES WAREHOUSES, BARNS, STABLES, BRICK KILNS, AND IK FACT WHEREVER A GOOD, CHEAP, DURABLE AND FIRE-PROOF ROOF IS NEEDED. WRITE FOR PRICES. ;arpet Felt, Straw Board, Paper ani Bull! Felt at Lowest Prices Add rem nil orders to lU'toiSf.',. i. TElAS STORAGE COMPABT DALLAS. TEIiS. BIRD, ANDERSON & CO., Wholesalo and retail dealers l Rough andDressedLumber, Shingles, Sash, Doors and Mouldings. Long Leaf Liner of All Kinds a Specialty. Cor. St. Paul and Elm Sts., Dallas. V. AUSTIN- 1. O. AUSTIN. AUSTIN & SON, -DKALKUS IN- Diamonds, Watches, (Ms, SUverware, SpectaclBS, Etc. Ouk Motto:-" licet goods and loweM prices at all times." Watches and Jewelry ropaired aud warranted. m MAIN STKKKT. DALLAS. TKXAS TRUNK FACTORY. TRUNKS, VALISES anfl TRAMII GOODS. sv ihA Middleman'. Front nd tret better good.. ttttnjtj V POT.T, A DTC fc CO.. . -t "V,... t7.. 72J Kim Street. Dalla.. Ti nam oti cut., K"ni Baylor Female College. TI IK FOKT Y-ratST ANN UA SESSION Opened Monday September 5th AND CONTINUE FORTY WEEKS. Kvery departnidnt of a thorough classical and polito eduction represented I In the faculty Yrcli lo a.mosphcre. Careful pbvslc.l milling, lloomi he. e id by JSUmm. i nfallliiK aupply of good water from city water work.. Hath room, on every floor? JCverythln modern for the convenience and comfort or pupil. A HOME WITH ALL TIIEC031F0RTS OF A HOME I The crand aim 10 lit the daughter! ol exa. for the ilutle. I enjoyment, and trlumdh. ol life. Eo cataloirue., addre.i 1 M. V. 8M1T11 or. I. H. LUTHER, Helton, Texan. THE HERALD JOB OFFICE Ii Prepared To Do f jUT "THE WISE WILL" WAIT For the Big Show which exhibits at DALLAS, Fill DAY, OCT. 28. Coming ! In all its Overpowering Majesty Join 1 Doris' Great Inter-Ocean S&ows :WtINO CIHCUS. MONSTER MENAGERIE, H Worlfl s itoi ani Grain Ml THeatre Stap combined with E. D. Colvin's Grand ROMAN HIPPODROME and all excelling NEW WILD WEST ,-3- ri A n 'a. -Will exhibit at- DALLAS, FRIDAY, OCT. 28. i-.t .w... n,M,fliMiiifi Hare. : (,'in un Act. without number, .Krlal Uym- iiuhIIo, Contoi tlonlsllc, Acrobatic and Athletic ; Six Simultaneous Acts on Hippodrome trai'k, in Rings, on Klcvau-d suae, and high In the ambient air. MR. WILLIAM DUTTON Champion Suiiiersault Bareback Kldur ot the World. MISS ELLA. STOKES Champion Lady Jlurebnt k iilder of the World. WM O'UKI.I,. The Ori-at. anil '2d other Celebrated ltarebaek Itidcro. Mlt.'cllAKI'KS I.OWKV, SKNUlt UAUKTA and JIONS. I-KKONA, Tho l'rlnce of Hurdle Itlder., and Ki other.. .1 MISS J.OTTA. The Oiiecn of the Upper Air, who la .not from a cannon, the entire lenirth ot our huge tnt, and who dive, head lornno.t Irom the top or the centre pole. hHS J.I..KTTA. The Flying Woman, in Trapeze beau Extraordinary. KOA and KUtlK, The (ireate.t Couiortloiil.ta in the orld, f he Jtonelei. Wonder., in titiiuvliiir H.ineiitiiie convolutions conlortionlHtic. l llVli 1'nSoN MISS BINOT i THK OltKAT SATSUMA, the Prince or tho Won .Iron. Isle, in ambidextrous, .lulling and Uravily-Oel.ving Kuillbrlntic UxereUe. Kx traordlnary. THE GREATEST AND GRANDEST ROMAN HIPPODROME erer seen 'nealli God', blue nky. Dashing Steeds, with Wooded, Heckle.. Klden, Dash Ini Urivers, In rnrious whirlwind Itoinan Chariot.. Stand ng Centaurs In Homan Maud Ing llaecs. Hippodrome lleroc. and Heroines in Knuning, Trotting, Steepie and all kinds of liaces.. , THK OSK THE ONLY THK U It EAT . LEON KIDIISrO 31 HOESES at lullest .peed around the one-lourtli of a mile circle. The greatest uet of ancient or modern davs. Never before given in America. CAPTAIN MJ.MTSR 3. S'J'UBBS "Tho Heath's. Spirit of the l'hilns." The combination wing shot of the World, with Wile, Kevolver and Shotgun, Kocky Mountain Scout, Trapper and Pathfinder, twenty year, in the Wild est. mil and Job Printing NEATLY, CHEAPLY, PROMPTLY. 506 AND 508 MAIN STREET. m ..a- al.-rial-lllII. A trP.illlliu PortXftVa. Ol th6 AlUOlltCfttlO, IHO AUi UNtcr ni uie iiitiiT mn u" - , , the Defeat and Death of the Oa'f; m(, Mexican, and Crack Shot.. IkiI oS'ZIc iSSfflS; lc!TffiuS KuiKu'r' 8TUBIW, .be rmpUm wing shot of the world. . , -.-.r-r-r t-v -t rTrLrii u t.., ;,,l.ln and Hunters. IfcOCKJ AUIIUMIU f Our Maffnificent and Multitudinous Menagerie led by. whole drove ol Pertorming Elephant.. Contain. oh(oKIcI Specimen. Irom every Zone. i OUR GRAND FREE STREET; PARADE the most .uperlative scene oP'---'',, b?$1&r$Wt& dea Chariou, Hlarinj an, My""M'? . Jal.l ' 'pm;, c.mH,. Moose. Ze KEKw i'i " "SKl!u IK., tongnecnte... KKLK To ALL, every morning at 10 o'clock. , Chenp Kxcursion Hates on all lUilroads. one Ticket with One Prle of Admission irjhc: SbowArOoortlopen at? and T r. iL Perlonuance c'omiucnce. one.hour later.