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SIPE or- Ll PE,*-. rrorreu. This life ia full of worthiness. Obscured by circumstance, But blossoming into glorious thing? When once it gets a chance. The pumpkin seems a lowly fruit; 'Tia neither fair nor sweet, lint when it is transformed, to pic, In faith, it can't be bent! -W?Shin'?tc*i Sta?. M Sit? Knew lier Man. He-"Darling, which would you rntb *sr have for a birt inlay present, a seal skin cloak or an automobile?" Wife-"I'd rather have $10, ?ear;" Mew York Times. More Thun Time to Go. "My gracious!" exclaimed Mr. Stay late, "it's nearly Iii o'clock. It's time to go." "Oi" said Miss Pepprey, meaningly. "It'tt surely later than that"-Phila delphia Press. An Kxntnplc. Teacher-ftYcs, 'revive' moans "to 'conm to.' Now make a seutence con taining tliat word." Bright Boy-"If one npple costs three cents what'Il four apples revive?" Philadelphia Press. TVo Moonshine Matinee?. Tess-"He has proposed to Miss Passay." Jess-"For goodness sake! .But per haps there is some excuse for him." Tess-"Not a bit of it. He did it in broad daylight."-Philadelphia Press. Keglnninf; nt Home. Jasper-"I understood that you haO turned over a new leaf, and were even xoiug to lev? your enemies, but it seems to mc that you lore no one but yourself." Mrs. Jasper-"Well, I am my own Vorst enemy."-Liife. A .Turenllo Philanthropist. "I like tl:at hoy of Snlggins's." "Isn't he a little obstinate? The day 1 calicd his mother had to threaten to spank him before lie would recite pieces for tho ladles and gentlemen." "That Isn't obstinacy. That's moral courage."-Washington Star. Teacher-"??uut ls meant by .'me dluM.4ifcc3;cfein?e?, " . VVTm?fc^'Wa?rr.:^ '.'^Y Toae!?(&r-r"Wha' m?dium of ^?hja^?-what--do you laka ito the ator?* iVrtTf ' you when your-mother ?ends fyou for groceriesV" Wili'lc-"The hook." - Buffalo Ex press. Halted. "Colonel," asked thc beautiful grass widow, "is your ideal tall or short':" "How cnn you ask nie such a ques tion," he replied, looking around to ace that no witnesses were present, "when you are only mediumV" Then she called him a "naughty l>3y" and protended that she believed toe was a flutterer. Another Disputed Chart. "Well." said the llrst bicyclist, "we ] ought to be right in thc middle tof Biggville according to the map, yet, as you may seo for yourself, we are on i amid road some miles from anywhere." "I can't understand lt," said the sec ond bicyclist, "unless the map was made hy some of those naval experts."' -Ballimore American. Ainbigaons. Miss Budd-"Yes, sin; did say some thing about you, but I don't know .whether it was meant to be compli mentary or not." Mr. Kallow-"O! I'll warrant I Im pressed her." Miss Budd-"I don't know; at any Tale she commented on your 'bloomlug cheek.' "-Philadelphia Press. SNIjrbtly Ml ?eil. Marjorie-"Yes, Carrie is engaged to a physicist." Grandmother, (slightly deaf)-"And What ls that?" Marjorie-"Why. don't you know he teaches physics-the law of forces. Grandmother - "Physics horses? Well, I don't think much of that for a profession."-New York Times. Tramp Troubles. "What's the matter here?" said tho officer, coming ir.!?? ii;:* restaurant. "Why, boss. Ibis man said I could ?Mt one of his diuners without any trouble," Bald the tramp. "Well?" "Well, I ate one, and I've got no money to pay for lt, and now lt seems there's all sorts of trouble."-Yonkers .Statesman. Doini: Hts Host. "What n nice, sensible hat!" ex claimed he. "I don't quito see why you speak of tit lu that manner," she answered. "I was simply doing my best io catch the proper phrase. I have ob served that when ever any garment that makes a woman less attractive comes imo vogue it ls invariably re -tprrcd to ns 'sensible.' "-Washington ?tar. . A Doctor'? Testimonial. Dr. O. I. H. Caw thon, of Andalusia, Alo. writes: "Tcttorine is naporlor to any ramed? known to ino for Eczema and stubborn skin disensos." COe. a box by mail from J. T. Sbup trino. Savannah, Ga., if your druggist don*', koop it. _ An ordinary piano contains a mile o? wire string. Bast For tb? Bowels. Ko matter what alls you, rjadaohs to * cana er, you will neror get well until Tour bowels are put right. OASOABKTI help natur?, cure you without a grips or pain, produis easy natural movement?, cost you just U cents to start getting your health bask. OAI CABKTB Gandy Cathartic, tbs genuine, put up in metal boxes, every tablet has O.C G. stamped on it. Beware or imitations. With thc aid of a microphone you can hear a Hy walk'. FITS permanently cured. No tit? or nervous ness after first day's usn of Dr. Kline's Great Nervo Reut?ror. $2 trial bottle and treatise free Dr. R. H. Ki.ntK,I.U.. 881 Arch St., PhUa. Pa. The first American telescope was put in position at Yale College in 1830. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children teething, soften the gums, reduces inflamma tion, allays pain, euros wind collo. 85a a bottle. South Walva raises more coal than any other part of Great Britain. * Pico's Curo for Consumption is an infallible medicine for coughs and colds.-N. W. SAMUEL, Ooean Grove, N. J., Fob. 17. 1U0O. A Peremptory Sermon. A bootmaker living at East Dean, a village in Suss-ex, Eng.. about two miles distant from Goodwood Fark, bas adopt ed a very summary method with regard to customers who takes long credit. In thc window of his cabin hangs thc fol lowing memorandum : "Now J. Johnson, don't you think it time that you pay thc 2 bob for repairing your boots? It is ifi weeks ago that he asked G. Turner to do thc work. He could not go to work for his pore feet He bas not gone yet." Nell-"I hear Maude has broken off her engagement." Belle-"Yea; she said he was a Jonah, so she threw him overboard." WINCH CARTRIDGES IN ^ from .22 to .50 loaded with eithi / always give entire satisfaction. * v modern manner, by exact machir THEY SHOOT WHERE YOU HOL. * il Of Thousands of children ni ?/ Worms. Symptoms are scldoi & child's temperament and upon the var ?TARTLING |? tines, lose no time! Adopt the safe I DR. BOYKIIN'S \ * A SURE. SPEEDY AND SAFE DES ? IN USE OVER 30 YEARS- ACC * 26c- BEST VERMIFUGE KNC " I had a most sui born cough for many years, lt leprived me of sleep and I grew^ry thin. I then tried Ayer's Chery Pectoral, and was quickly cured R. N. Mann, Fail tills,Tenn. Sixty years * cures and such testimony as the above, have tau^ji i s what Ayer's Cherry Pectoral will do. We know it's fie great est cough remeiy ever made. And you will say so, too, after yc'? try it. There's cure in cv vydrop. T" -cesizes: 25c, 60c, Si. H .Iranist?. Consult your doctor. Ii I: ' -rs take lt. then do ss ho lays. If > - .' i s yon not to trike lt, thou don't ta'? . ' 3o knows. J.eavo lt with him. Wo aro ?IIIIUR. J. C. AY Kit co.ll-owoli. Mass. ? E ? & ? CAp?D3 ? rt; ? v.- \? 5j Nervous Hondacb. . .'ournfs.In, (ff *j and SICK HEADACHE. It ls abso- jg S lately harmless. No ?tfect on thu Jj? JJ-, lienrt. For salo nt oil D?u? Btores. K WE PAY R. R. FAKE AND UNDER $5,000 Ucpobli. CiUarunico -. It<> A KO AT > V. ALA. : k .CON, CA. 20O lltKK NCIIOI.AKSM < COST. Writ.. Oulck misiNKss r?ia.b(;i (?old Alertai at liullnii- ' > iio.Uion. McILHENNY'S TABASCO So. ?O. Syrup ut* Figs well-informed um ponent parts nrc cause it acts with tions, as it is whe quality Louisville-, tiyT or ?tala, by ell. druj^iats. PH ESTEIS ALL CALIBERS ir Black or Smokeless Powder rhcy arc made and loaded in . lery operated by skilled experts. D + ALWAYS ASK FOR THEM : ?f. ?r- tc; sr- fe*; v- ta-, n.-- w 1 FACTS. ? p .e being gnawed to distraction by }jj in reliable. They depend upon the ffi iety of worina present in thc intes- ?st and sure course by using ? YORM KILLER. | ?e 1TR0YER OF THESE MONSTERS :EPT NONE BUT DR. BOYKIN'S. - $ )WN SOLD EVERYWHERE. J %*1 Leather-Covered Minitel". Tho very newest idea in leather decoration ia au catire mantel in a rich abade of Kreon, which was ar ranged for a Long Island woman who wan dissatisfied with the ugly mantel in the dining room of her country home and waa advised to try the ef fect of billing the disfiguring projec tion with leather. Th? result was a complete success aud several of her friends have followed her ?ampio to the extent of having leather mantel drapery, if not entirely incasing the chimney corner. For an Indian room or a den a hanging of leather in a rich vermilion tone, with an Indian's head skillfully etched on it, lends a decid edly bright hit of color.-Detroit Freo Press. The stranded Thespian who walk? the railroad track realizes that the race for fame often results in a tie. Most ol us attribute the success oi others to luck. We refund 10c. Tor ?vary package- ot PBT vAM FADEi,r.Hrt Dvr. thal failli to ?t,ivo (.atisfac Hon. Monro:! Drug Co.. Unionville, Mo. The nvera?e girl i? capricious. Sha will tell a fellow he ?s tho light of her life and then turn hint down. There is morn Catarrh in thU Hf etion of tbs country than till oilier disraecs pat together, timi until the 1RS* few ycart; nus supposed to ho "ncurablo. l'or a great many years doctor* uronounced it a local dirr?so r.ntl prescribed local remedies, nnd hy constantly failing to onre with local treatment, pronounced it in curable. 'Science hus proven catarrh to he a constitutional disenso and therefore requires constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured hy 1?. J. Cheney A Co., Toledo, Ohio, ia tho only constitutional cure on tho market. It is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to a teaspoon:ul. lt acts directly 01. the blood and mucous surfaces ol the syateit.. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it fails to cure. Send for circulars end testi monials. Address P. J.CUKSRY & Co.,Toledo, O. Soltl by Druggists, 75c. Hall's Family Pills ave tho best. The British boot and shoe trade is largely dependent upon American ma chinery. ?er\tly; i piensa,rvtly. s Berve-ficiaJly; ly ?S c\.La*xa*iiver. appeals to the cultured and the i to the healthy, because its com ' simple and wholesome and be out disturbing the natural func .llyfree from every objectionable or substance. In the process of :turing figs are used, as they a"e : to the tas.e, but the medicinal of Syrup of Figs are obtained excellent combination of plants io be medicinally laxative and to t beneficially. t its beneficial effects-buy the -manufactured by the o. C&i. /Hew York./H.Y. ico_fifty cervt? per bottle. For Mure Tlinu re Qnnrtrr of it OCIIUI T Ihmjcliu $.VC0unil $3.50 shorn lor ?lyle. comfort and wea tnaki-s sold al thoa.! im.rs. 'Hit- rvicllriit tvv'.ttalioii aluin-. W. !.. Du.ltllub bliii'.-a liuvo lu fl ve K-licr SwtlHtSi'1 $3.60 nli?i-N ln'cuasu lim u-uuuilloti loi Hie lu si yi.uu u imui'tnttieil. Hold bu 63 fiouritat More* in Amcri'-ttn rilirt ?rll.no trtaitr at our projit; and brit ?hoe drali. i t ettrgltiutt r, .Jil? RtiUJ(tani hun nlwiyt hn*n pinn':! sn lit?:*t i In ttl? U. I.. D'Utitlnn S8 Ol nu l *l.M Mini-K MI:III li inorr $3.00 unifc;..? Mi?os limn tiny orlu r iv... munn: W. L. I)ougln>< 9H.00 und Bri.SO lt t leather? Hsott in ?C?.OO uiul ?o.oo si." ?: i Insist upon having VT. I,. trout.*! . . tin bottom. Shor* r*>nt niiywlirr.? on ii i ? . ? ol rnm^ftr. Take tiirnnnrriiirntHnf (ont AK KlKitru : ? VT I il Mi 11 ?ti?) Iv worn: plain or <-.-M> too ; lie .ivy. un un CATA LOO 1'ItEE. . , W. L. DOUGLAS, PRICE. 25 c, jim? " /mi rcmovcs nom soil Corn Tlic fertilizer ap plied, must furnish enough Potash, or tho land will lose its pro ducing power. Rr.nl carefully our book* ou crops-sent /'rte. GERMAN KAU WOK KS. 113 Nassau St., New York. CJ IV! fT Bookkeeping ^**^ ? ? ?****" HcillliuiiMfilp, Study i^H^i? other branches. Thoiiiuinil-t ?ir? ii w rilling tills r<11. :(. t-n- f ; i ] 1 _\ - \t lito for p vrticulnrs ut unce. Drake-Bridge School* Room ?50 1?) Kif Ui A vin uo. New Vork tl ty. WANTED ?? ONCEI ll aivVgrriuir . ? - ?iae to accoiit wnnt 10* ?new.ste inte? _. Ju-. ? iv Vac to accept Rona po Ftt!?<rai?.iru?lie s r. . i?l-.i.iiim.-r ?Vii wai? piirttui icu. li pt ti.tc?, Ol i - tl ..nice wort' . ?n't iiiibH i lti> i.i" full inf - rm. CO 1.1.TI It IA piitftjona Are et-cur- a. .V H. K.fSW *n?i niV ?t ,!,oltl? n. hoard . heap. lier, but write at miro *?. M.\i*S?i (.bii.r.GK, oif.i iilii.i. .v. <-. How to Get 'Rich A book of It'd t ues written hy n business man of fit? years experience, who has intuiu fortune* nt.0 come In contact with tut?t. or tin; Hrh mon of Hu' country. KK|:t'ct:tlly lot- Loys ?mi voling mi'ti-yet tlioustti:tls ol' oilier mun read lt. You hcceuio successful hy foliowinif tllrcei lona. Mnilcil on receipt, of price Sl.tu cash or money omer. Awaitx M'lliliu Hu tu rust. ii. N. ?V lr. .11. St lll'l l'.l.lt. DUM li. li., ATIANI-A. KiA. nSElwi? CREEK DAIRY AHB Sro CK FARNI 11 ns f ..r s.n.- ? . 11P, \ 1? ?i ?> . , 9 nu mtier i.f ItPRiatervtl t.l.;C Y una .IKlt-KV lil l I,H \Ntt 111.. I-- I'.S. a 1 fmrn Kr.Mit Milknn.l Hiitt. i i..,'k I up IOIIHI..; noun LC I<T IllOO"! ... ll?! f .1111.11!? St .li.? I'OK'.. .?.slf I? t'lulc'l. l'.iinu.l i 'li I ii* l'.lMlrn>wr:|. Unttli liurii. N.ir. in mn sntiih. Th S'. I.um ki-rt nn.l foo PlK-s luwnj? <>ii Kan.) Buy Jones Scales Send a postal fo.* Bargain Catalogue, JONES UK PAYS Tilt! KHETU11T. Sox N. Y., iUNUUAAlTC.t, N. y. WOMEN ! SUFFERERS ! Writ* to ray. For ON CENT AND A HALF "FU KAY rou i ur? y ur?w.lr, :.t liiHue, ot IMI>M VU.KM., Ol.-er.-tliuii, Li&i Virement, Tumore, anil nil tiinal? wiu.k l'jhn-. Atlilrc?? ii? m r.I SUIM"v Olllr-c bo low. I'.uti.'iilnrs tro? for ammpMl pnvelope. UtovaSupply naire, ttnullatuwui N. C. MUS. LA ll HA M. JII8TICK, Mir.-. .1Ior? I.n.liex minimi tn U!iissi;mr> 1 territory to tua i ire ot)), i-:, ut home, (?outl inn . ^m-? atarupftil KM . elope to t:TOVA OO.. Moin milrea. South Brail, Ind. . IV. ?'?. HOI.M ICS IntpTOTdt Kunu I., vttl "Kellpi**?." P.O.t ll'..t Lilli te ll'V -I tn.I'???. Trie *!..-,0 ior.li rmi. W ? t.- for ?le-.M ijitU .. iMTiil-.ir. I J \..r\h F..i ay Hi St., Al Inn ta. Ha. nDOPQY N?w VB?: V; ?.??. %Jt IX ^J' ? W I 'linet: rnlil-f milt our?. w.>j?l r.K?>. llooa of l?-tmioniaU ninl | tl cl ii va' rra:>iiu?nl Fr. i'. Sr. H. H. ORIEN S BOMB, to* 8. Atlanta. *?. CURtS WHERE AIL ?LSE FAILS. Beat Cough Syrup. Tutea Unod, dun in tinto. Sold by tlruftg|i.ta. nu, W. L, DOUGLAS , U4.no tait K'l|r?* |, Lino ('aunot Hi i-;.titulo.i at Any D'elcis Hr.! HIP ffi'.inr re<"!!vi'i mum rallia ?? .r lil.? moue) y. , :in if^i i-laewliere. W. I- It>in:l-n liiabe*iir.ll svlu r.tctur.'ra in Hi- nor'.il. F.ial Ccim* Ky clot jUV.c?t. nrotniMlo of tho annie l?l?rli-Kr.itln . ' art* Jual ns froud In every ivuy. /**^??a/ ns n il!? mu?onnil pr'e<- alcunpcd r pili"p ntvl ri'M.t? nd'tMlniuit Inr itateaivleiliMitieu; ?I? KHJ _ nu ur liclil soK-i. Brockton. Mas?. ' -?DJ.-*-..