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" '" f : , - 1 . - i 1 i- 1 ' ir s it 4 - --- - . - , . 4L'ry . . .-Hassl A LIVELY MELANGE. Slapa At and Fraiso of the Ameri can GirL Tills Unique Contest Will Close at 6 P. M. To-Morrow. Jadg Nellie Bty Will Announce Her DeclitoD at Boon aa Possible DtiTsreno) Between Rich and Poor. In the poorer classes, where our American cirls ar oblleed to work and endure the Buffer inns of poverty, they can feel for others. There fore It la not unusual to see one of thorn giving a few pennies to a poor beggar or lending a poor blind man a helping hand. But in the richer class It la seldom, Terr seldom, that we ee a rich girl taorillolng .her bag of bonbo" to n ntray waif. Ciiablzs Richmond, 100 East Beventy.sixtli street. Three Distinct Types. To my mind the American girl has been sadly disused. She is of three dlatinot uatnrea the loud, coarse flirt: the coquettish, fashionable doll, and the sensible. Intelligent girl. It has bjen my faTorcd lot to meet more of the latter. They aro worth cultivating, and are fit for any Stan, I don't care who he is. Of the former ones Ihave but one thing to say avoid them. U. B, Keen mnd Cutting Harcasm. I utterly deny the claim of the American young nan, that hla American girl is the very ideal of perfection. Ills foreign neighbor has the ad rantage of him, as ho can compare. Well, his foreign neighbor, after a sixteen yearn' close, study of the American girl, beliovoa her to bu a rentable sham, and he begs humbly to append a few of the reasons: Your American girl is not lovable, and no man ever, I believe loves her slnocrcly. Hlio loves no one. She would consider it a weakness. Hlio baa a flimsy regard for the object chanirealilo at a day's notice which is her guiding star in matters of the heart. She, howter, instantly becomes enamored of him that hath a purse and the wherewithal. She drenscth. not to bo be loved therefor, but to show forth her giddy ver lability, Bhe readeth not, thinketh not. and all intellectual effort is an abomination unto her. Blie hath no music in her soul she singcthnot and when she playeth it is the air of some snub nosed composer of Germany, such a jargon of odiously discordant sounds as sadden and dis tress the soul. She cxeelleth as a chatterbox. I grant ye, rivalling all orcation In shallow non sense. She Is utterly Godless, and it is ques tionable if she says a pra er between youth and old ago. She is a decidedly dangerous article for a wife, and great is his risk who trusteth her. Bib. A Beautiful Tribute. The typical American Girl from childhood thirsts for knowledge. Bhe is the personifies tion of all that is noble and beautiful. I find her devout in her religious duties, and without ostentation practising real charitv. Her innate independence lends nn indescribable charm to her modest, ladylike deportment. Khe is equally at borne in tho ball-room or the sick chamber ; in the one like a star, irradiating this sublunary spere with the sparkle of her wit and beauty, and in the other When pain and anguish wring the brow, A ministering angel thou I In business, painstaking, shrewd and ambi tious. In private life the acme of perfection, fcalng-a good daughter and devoted wife. Her anlts are very venial and appear but as specks upon a fair horizon and are soon dispelled by tho unbeams of her love. In short : ' Bhe rules the Senate, camp and grove, Makes home Elysium, and by her love Guide erring man to realms above 1 " TutrroLxiiUfl. " 140 Park Bow, New York. Bays She la a Crank. Bhe is one who will do almost anything to further her own Interests, caring little or noth ing for the feelings of others than herself. Sho is a chronio crank, always dissatisfied ;unless some young man is spending his hard-earned wages for her enjoyment She is invariably all that is sweet when talking to you, but in her con versations about you, be snre it is not compli mentary. Her principle delights are receptions and her dress, and to see how many of the young men she can captivate to be thrown aside at will. Very few are there who hiive not these faults, and still fewer who can lay claim to a thorough knowledge of the duties which it is necessary she should know in order to properly fultil the position of a wife and mother. C. G. H. Ae Near Perfection as Possible. To begin with, the peiBonal beauty of the American girl is universally acknowleged whero ver she may go, and in these days of travel sho goei all over the world. Bhe is also renowned for her mental superiority. The girls of other nations may be as finely educated, but they can not aoquiro the ready wit, tho aplomb under all circumstances and in all society that is natural '"to the American girl. The true American girl is ready of wit. never coarse, bright, sparkling, able to hold her own with prince or peasant, er ant or philosopher. She is courteous to all; at ease In the drawing-room.useful In the sickroom, a gooddaugbtor and a devoted wife. She lias a chio and a dash of manner that never invites and will not brook undue familiarity. In her toilet the American girl in distinguished from all nations, combining in her diess the solid com. fort of the English oostumes, with the taste of the French. The American girl 1b truly Ameri can and proud of the fact. Bhe comes as near .perfection as any man can desire, indeed, the men of foreign countries seem to appreciate them at well as their oompatriots. B. N. W., ir. Slanderous. Bhe Is a most uncouth and ill-bred being, con sisting of paint and powdor, hair-dressing, aheap trinkets, Ac, and only lit to be kept in a ehus case. I don't see what Englishmen are thinking of to ohoose an American, when they come from the midst of the moat perfect type of women. Youno Bachelob. Unsurpassed Girl Interior Wife. Every nation regards its own women as the finest; therefore, praise of the Amerloan girl by Americans Is both natural arid patriotic Tet It Is only by comparing her with gitla of other countries that we can estimate her trueworah. Intelleotuallv, alio Is tho equal of any. Bhe has all the grace of the Frenchwoman, but is less plqnant and less artlatio. beceuao she does not understand the value of simplicity. Her beauty Is more reflned in type than. the English, woman's, though hr skin Is leas white and trans, parent and she is less healthy Tjeoanie she is leas athletic, She ia an excellent conversation allst and qulok at repartee, though neither so good-natured nor so .witty as the Irish airL After marriage sho is inferior as a houaowife to the German, makes a poor nurae and worae cook. Bhe loves her children, but either spoils them or Intrusts their care to others. However democratic in origin, she is more or less aristo cratic at heart. If poor, she prefers to be a 'saleslady." Hhould she marry an Englishman of position, instead of converting him to Anier. icatiism she becomes a " Primrose Dame " and nut-Toriea the Tories in her devotion to rank. To sum up. the American girl Is unsurpassed, perhaps unequalled. The American wife and mother leaves many things to desire. Cosmopolitan. "JncU'e" Hnrsli Words. If you only could trust her, if she cared lei for dress and the streets and more for home, if sho were more feminine and Icbs affected; if, in fact, she knew less of the world and more of the kitchen, the vaat army of New York ahopglrls would be somewhat depleted. I am acquainted with probably a hundred shopgirls In New York and Brooklyn, and I am sorry to say that there is not one among them that I would choose tor a wife, and I amlooklng for a victim. Jack, 180 Adelphi street, Brooklyn. Charmingly Paradoxical. Bhe is the social Siamese-twin of American civilization. Hers is a dual type of individual ity. Her very inconsistencies plaoe her a gem beyond price and her kaleidosoopio character beyond all philosophical analysis. She is a dip lomatic paradox abroad, a delightful realism at homo. Ohameleou-hued in nature, by reason of her coamopolltan environments, yet without a shade of sham. Bho ia at once the tailor made, tuttl-lrutti girl of the period and the most hclf-iellant, spunkiest, spiciest bundle of nerves on God's giocu footstool. The idol of tho dudo to-day. the enslaver of tho snob to morrow, the masher of his "royal nib" the next, she's alike the lllsinarck of the ballroom and the Alexander of crinoline conqucrois. Through youthful stages of fashionable Imol ity, from the masterly wopian of tho world to the matchless wife, her evolution is a marvel of adaptability. A hater of humbug, tho Alpha end Omega of her existence is independence of tho world and love of home. Bho is a Pocahontas to her huBband, a Mollie Pitcher to her country and a Grace Darling to her sense of duty to hu manity. God bless Tier I Edmund Emerald, 47 West Forty-seventh street, Described by Questions. Is't a dcroi iption yo'd have of America's fair? Is't the bright, flashing eye, or tho beautiful hair? The form full of grace. Or tho sweet, winning face. The intelligent mind. Or the maimer refined; Tho piquant way Of gutting her say; The virtu"s combined That fascinate mankind? Ahl Sure, I dun'no; 'tis vain to deolare. Oh I bedad, it's; borself ; the description's Juat there. iHismtAN. Abend of the Limerick Girls. As an Irlshinan'pcrmlt me to express through the columns of your valuable paper my opinion of American girls. I have trat elled over a large portion of that ill-fated country from which I have the honor to hall, and beheld with admir ing eyes tho beautiful lassos of famous Limer ick, whom Queen Victoria, despite her preju dice, had to acknowledge, when she visited that persecuted country, to be the finest and most charming of their sex under heaven, and they do not differ from the remainder of their countrywomenlthrough out the laud, whose lives are as simplo as chil dren's and whoses faces glow with purity and virtue. Still, with all their sublime qualities. I firefer the American girl, who are unassuming n deportment and modest in attire, and whose greatest anxiety is to afford comfort to her hus and or parents and those around her. Yes, Lionel Dorrington, I disagree with your esti mate of American girls. John O'Donelan, 72 East One Hundred and Ninth street. Ia Net Affected. When she is not busy being married to dukes, lords and other alleged noblemen, the American girl is devising means by which she can become self-sustaining. Bhe is interested in that which tends to improve one intellectually, and follows the teachings of her parents to sustain her con dition morally. Bhe despises the affectations of foreign ways and glories in the pre-eminent po sition which her country holds. The starry nag is to her the greatest emblems on God's foot stool, and she generally Jets people know it. Balls, parties and the stage are of interest to her. She minds her own business. J. It. 8.. 347 West Thirty-fourth street. Written on a ltomnntlc Journey. After many years, residence in Southern Nevada, I have come back East to marry an old sweetheart of mine. I bought a copy of Tux Evkkimo World as the train left Philadelphia and was amueed and amazed reading the criti cisms in it about "Our American Girls." In about two horns' ride I was greatly interested at the variety of opinions expressed. Alas 1 If half the critics are correct our girls have . woiiilly de generated in the past fifteen years. Bo they are consummate dirts are they ; gum rhewers can't-rook-for-a-cent-sort-of-girls? They wear Derby hat and, save the mark, thev say that tailors make their clothes and and lastly, they have, developed the genus dude sinco I left. Well, well, Inaven't seen my "gal1' yot.as 1 must go to Buffalo first but but do you know I am in a state of trepidation over it all. What if she's like thereat; But she can't be. I will bet you why because she is the truest and best type of an Amciican girl extant. Bhe is of Scotch-Irish construction they make the beat woman morally and physically in brain and brawn, and consequently the most progressive wives of the world. Yours. Wm. Pcbvis. P. S.-Will verify all I have said by taking pleasure in sending yon Miss Bly not only a piece of the wedding cake, but my best girl's picture. W.T?. A Volley of 'Tlona. Enough of beauty to secure affection. Enough of sprightllness to cure dejection. Of modest difference to claim protection. Yet stored with sense, with reason and reflec tion. And every passion held in due subjection. Just faults enough to keep her from perfec- when such I find I'll make her my election. A docile mind subservient to correction. SI. M. H. MBW HOTBLXTTK EQUAL TO OABOKIAD'S BEST. A TRAGIC RIDDLE. Sow Love, Jealousy and Crime Were Tangled Up. 4 A TALE OF TO-DAY. By GEORGE R. SIMS, Uuthtr " The tight o London," - Seraphim Soap," ' A. Very Clever Scheme," Jte. , &c. srsovsts or riir.cr.DiNU ciiaptkhs. Mrs. Oeoire Olonburr was found dead In bed. bavins been stabbed to tin heart. Th. .errant flrl testifies that nrr mlatreM bad auamllcd with her buiband the night before, and tht latter bad left the borne about 8 o'clock in the .renins;. He la traced to Paris and arretted. Me la overwhelmed at the news of bis wile's death, and said their Quarrel arose from ber deeire to so on the state and the attentions of the Italian who was training her voice. After the quarrel be returned t" the bonee at 4.30 o'clock In the morninc and made peace with hb wife, levlns her at 0.30 o'clock to cairn the Paris train, where he win going ou business. Ills lavrjer llnds an Im pression of a lett.r on a pleoe of blotting paper, which convlnoes him that Mrs. Clowlmrj contemplated eloping Slto th. ItAllaa,whose name Is Moroni, lie traces Moroni to Monte Carlo, makes hie acquaintance and Invites unto dinner. To Inspector Orlrawade, of Scotland Yard, who visits him, Mr. Dartram discloses his eldtnce asafnat the Italian, which Is that the latter waa absent from bis apartments for nearlr two hours on the Morning the murder, and where he was during that tune Is not known, Bertram Induoea the Italian to accompany him te If loe, where Qrimwede arrests him on ths charge of swindling an opera singer out of a sum of money, CIIAPTEB VI. A KEW NAUX IS yOUND Ft TOT TAKOLED WIS. On the following day the English, deteotlve, accompanied by a French offiotal, visited tho crestfallen Moroni in hla cell. I " Big. del Marco, or Moroni, or whatever 1 Jon call yourself," said the detective, "I , trust you will be able to clear yourself of the , obargo at once." I " What interest Is it to you t" exclaimed lit. ' '..t,.. igeV,-u.-i.n-. i.tsihlrtiaaatnTanttaV the Italian, looking the deteotlve defiantly in the face. " Well, you see, if you get out of prison on this charge you will be able to aocompany me to England at once. " The Italian started and changed color. ' ' Alt, perhaps you have not heard. You doa't read the KngHih Mwapapoig," ' lii1ilwhlaVlVsValllisito.fis'li iiml .uuietiSBwttt LIGHT AND AIRY TRIFLES. f k FEW H1RTUFUL M0R8EL3 GATHERED FEOM A OENEBOUS 6T0RE. Did Rhe Mean It (rrenAdy.l FelrVisitor-Oh, I think it's lovely! I wish I oould paint like that 1 Eminent ft. A. (blandly) Oh, no doubt you could if yon took as much pains as I do. Fair Visitor-Well, now fancyl I shouldn't have thought iou took any trouble at all with your pictures. Henaonnble Ithyrars. Prom Iht Hotton Courftr. ())i! sweet the days are When woodland ays aro Melodious nith the snug birds' lays, And flowers tire blooming, The air perfuming. And there's genial warmth in the solar rays I Hut though warm's the weather For days together The Spring is tickle, as sages say, And, to keep from coughing, We won't bo doffing Our heavy flannols, at least till May. The Cultured West. from tht Bartard Lampoon. J She (of Boston) Don't you think Aus der Oho plays beautifully, Mr. Breezy? He (of Bt. Louis) Aus der OhoT Oh I you moan Vn dor Abo; but he only manages the Browns, don t you know he doesn't play. A Itnnl I'uit. Yim America ' That, " remarked the Czar facetiously as he watched the explosion of ono of his royal resi dences, "that reminds mo of a statue of Mi nerva. " "And why. Y'onr Czarness?" deferentially inquired tho first groom of tho buckwheat cakes. "Well, you see. it is abuatof Pallae." said the Czar, with a wink. Not Posted. tVim th, y,K lVr u-Mlly. Mrs. Henpock The paper says Oen.Boulanger was in love with an American girl whilo ho was in this country, and that he publicly said the other day that tho only true liberty in the world was to bo found in America. Mr. Uenpeck Yes, but he didn't marry the girl, Curiosities of I.nvr. IJYon IA .v. J-.rl W,My, Meek-looking Gent What's the matter, my good man 1 Irate Stranger I'm going to have that woman arrested. Bhe inveigled a dollar out of me on false pretenses. ' ' Can you arrest a woman for that l" Yes. siree." "Mylmyl Law is a curious thing. Why. a regular fury of a woman inveigled me into mar rying her by false pretenses pretended she was an angel and the law not only won't let ma ar rest her, but makes me support her. " A I.ncUv Coincidence. (Iron ! DurHngtcm Vrtr I'm,. Boarding house keeper Cutlets, you may bring me one half the usual amount of meat until further notice. Outlets Indeed I Have any of your boarders left t Boarding house keeper No; but the three big gest caters have fallen in love. To De Expected. 1roaXft. "Lort Mrs. Green, what on arth'a the matter with your husband t" "Well, you see. he's been tryin' to do the Pigs-in-Clover puzzle, and It sorter affected him." When baby was slok, n gare her Oaatorla. When abe was a child, she orled for Oaatorla, When she became Mlas, ah clung to Uaatoris. When abe had Children, aks gave ttuun Oastost. " I have not read an English newspaper since I have been abroad. " "Oh! then that, of course, aoconnts for your ignorance of the fact that vou're wanted as a witness in a murder caie?" The detective watched the Italian's face closely as he spoke. His pallor increased, there was a nervous twitching of the mouth, and his voice trembled as the signor replied: " Murder witness I I don't understand you." "Let me explain thon. Borne time last year you became acquainted with an English lady named Clowbury." The Italian bent his head, and made no reply. " This lady was a married woman, but you endeavored to induce her to leave her hus band. 8uo was to have accompanied you on this tour" "Ah! you know that?" exclaimed the Ital ian, startled out of his caution. " Yes, we know that and we know more We know that early on the niorniug she was to bavo gone away with you you received a letter from her whioh dashed ail your hopes to the ground. On receipt of that letter you left the house. During the time you wero absent from your house the woman who bad disappointed you was murdered stabbed to tho heart with a stiletto such as Italians carry." The Italian, as be listened to tho detective, seemed to be a prey to a variety of emotions. It was some time before he could speak. "I know nothing of all this," ho stam mered. ' ' If Mrs, Clowbury was murdered that morning Good God!" he exclaimed, suddenly checking himself, " It u too horri ble." " Signor," said the detective, coolly, " of 'ourse you are terribly upset. 1bl u all I nava to you." ' THE VALKYRIE'S OPPONENT. WILL THE VOLUNTEER OR A NEW BOAT DEFEND THE CUP.? Pat Ktlleo Wants to rlpar Lambert Doubt, fel If alcAollff. Will Accept Hmlths Challenge Kllraln a Htrong Favorite with Alany In Ills Coming Fight with Hulllvnn. Opinions vary among achtsmen as to whether or not a new cup defender should be specially built to meet the ValLrie. Some newspapers and a number of prominent nclitxinrn urgo that the Volunteer should be raced against the challenger. From a strictly business standpoint this would, of course, be the safest course. But it would bo M'ry unsportsmanlike, not to call it uncbh all ous. Even after granting generous time allowance the Volunteer would be almost Certain to cross tho lino ahead of any second class sloop. This certainty, and the oxccssio time allowance, would make the race tcry unin teresting. There is surely "sporting blood" enough among our yachtsmen to build a boat the aame size as Karl Duuraveu'a flyer to llgnt for the retention of the cup. Qui Lambert has received a letter from the sporting editor of the MUmtapoUa Juurnat, say ing that Pat Klllen wishes to spar Lambert four or ten rounds for from $100 to tS.OOO a side. Lambert has answered that he will meet Killcn If l'at'a friends or the Minneapolis people will put up a purso of $1,000 for a llulsh light. Lambert is also willing to light Killcn for the gate receipts four to ton rounds. The Oraugo Canoo Club has leased giouml on the I'assalo Itlver and has taken its position with due dignity among the aquatic organisa tions of that locality. Tho club will build a new boat-house. . It is doubtful if Jack McAullffe will fight ysddy Smith or any one else for a 11,000 stake, ack wants money. He says he Is always willing to tight for tho dust. Hut about the only way Jack can otur get a tight mi, with his peculiar ideas, will bo to light before tome pri ate club who will contribute a generous purse. John L. Sullivan Is glad that ho will be per mitted to spar in this city. He says it Is an anomaly that the genuiiio knock-out slugging matches that take place at club exhibitions should be countenanced and encouraged and sparring matches Lctwccn professionals pio lubited. llu says the latter are, in reality, not nearly so sanguinary. e Kllrain's stock seems to be awayup among cer taiu sporting men who assuredly are qualified by experience to know whereof they speak. Jack l'urcell. the so-called "Methuselah" of the Knirlisli prl7e-riuc. who matched Heenaii to tight King, and Johnny Gideon, who matched Bayers in all tho latter's champion battles, both declaie that Kilram is the greatest lighter in the world. James Bay. who will cuter the go-as-you-please at Madison Square Garden under tho care of Frank Wlilttaker, iathoex-champlou 7'-hour man of England. Mike Conley Is anxious to meet Jack Asliton in a llnish light, and is ready any timo to sign articles. Mr. Haley is authorized to post for feit money with the J'olUv Uaitlte to bind a match. e Tho Lone Star Boat Club enters on Its second year of Ufa with the following competent Hoard of ofliccrs: President, J.Lowey; Vice-President, V. 1. L. Lassner; Becietary, M. Trisdofet; Treasurer, A. L. Myers; Captain. U. Trisdofer: Lieutenant, Th. Gaukaiier; Iuestigatlon Com mittee, Ld. Young, bam Long and George Levy. Athletes intending to compote in the games of the Twelfth Regiment on May 10 aro invited to practice at the armory on .Monday. Wednesday and Friday ovenin us, from U to 7.30 o'clock, or O.UO to 10.40 o'clock. Mike Haley, of Ashland, Wis., is In town. He was onee a champion middle-weight of Brook lyn. He. Mike Conley tho Ithaca Giant, and John I). Hayes, are at tho head of the sporting clement of the Northwest. Mr. Haley declares it is a groat country for sport. All tights aro to a flnisn, and with either skin gloves or baro knuckles. Good scraps are of cvery-day occur rence, ana all of them are for bloodas well as money. Answers to Correspondents. D. & C.-April20. 1B08, fell on a Monday. Blanche. The gentleman on being introduced should not offer his hand unless the lady ex tends hers. It'. II'. 11'. The diamond must bo .10 yards square and there must be sufficient room for the players outside of that. Isaac Van Ttm.Vie did not publish your let ter because it would have requited moie time than we could spare to put It into readablo shape. if. 7... Constant JieadeT.lt tho Treasuicr lies appropriated the Society's money to his own uso the BOciety can bavo him arrested for lar ceny. John KoQgrr.'i. The Supremo and General 8ossions Courts are oDen to the public. 2. There is no legal obstacle to a President of the United States being twico re-elected. I.uuis A. Brown. 'The rou to of the industrial and civic paruilo on May 1 is from Fifth avenue at Fifty-ninth street south to Washington Squaroi along North Washington Square to Wav. erley place, to Broadway, and down Broadway to Bowling Green. In Town and Hamlet. The aeeda of Intermittent and bilious remittent ferer germinate and bear otU fruit. No community baa alto gether escaped It. In populous wards of large oitles bad aewage causes It, and In their suburbs stagnant pools in sunken lots breed it. There Is at onoe a remedy and a means of prevention. Its name Is Uoetetter'e Stomach Bitters, which ia, without peradventure, the most potent antidote in existence t the malarial virus. For tilled with thla incomparable, saving specific, mlaamatlo Influences may be encountered with absolute Impunity. Disorders of the stomach, liver and bowels, begotten by mlaama-talnted water or any other oauae, suocumb to the beneflcent corrective named, and rbenmatlc, kidney and bladder troubles are aurely remorable by 1U use when It la glien a persistent trial. "Yes, it is. I had no idea. I-I" Great drops of peremption stood upon the man's Lrow. Presently he exclaimed, with on effort : "You sola something about me being a witness. Who's charged with the crime ?" " Tho husband." " Oh." lie said, "and do you do the police think he did it'" " Well, some people do and some people don't. What do you think, slguor?" " I-I can form no idea, I know nothing of tho affair. I cannot be a witness. I know nothing! Nothing!" exclaimed the Ituliun fiercely. " You nave no right to question me and I will not nuswor. If vou think I committed the murder why don't you churgo mo with it?" "That's exactly what I'm going to do. That's why 1 want you to settle this In tie affair here as soon as possible, my friend. " "Oh," said the Italian, a curious look coming in to his evos, " that is it, is it 't This clmrgo of swindling is brought against me to detain me, while you get tho necessary papers from England. Ho. Thank you, sir, for tho information. I shall know what to do." " So shall I." replied tho detective, " and I fuuey we sha 1 be travelling together in about a week's timo, stgnor.'' " Perhaps," said the Italian, who had grown gradually calmer. " Perhaps, my friend. I do not mind having my fare paid back to Loudon for rae, and, If you waul me at once, the best thing is to pxy the little Pontenny well to withdraw tho chargo against me here. " The detective was taken aback bv the Italian's sudden assumption of unconcern. "Come," said the detecthe, "I like you best when you're good tempered, signor. Of course, I don't want to take you away from your business engagements if you'll bo no good as a witness. Suppose, just to satisfy my idle curiosity, you tell me wnere you naased your time on Dec 4, between 0.15 and 0 o'clock in th morning ?" MafaftafiaaaMLsTsU A Astatnl,shawasJaaBar teW AMSnWi" U MED tllE LEADING MAtf. LAURA ALMOSNINO OF " DRABS MONKEY " FAME NOW MRS. WUITTAKER. Curious Modern AdieVtlstng Mstbods ty Drnmatto Blare Harry Mann (Joins to Han Francisco Changes Among the Advance Agents " Itobert Elemere" Amended, Listen to this and think how managers and their stars must set up all night to seek for "adtertlslug hchcines," which they evidently think aie inoio uiceoary than dramatic merit, "Miss Lillian Lewls,"sald little Mr. Wlckes Mc Clavo on Broadway yesterday, "is very anxious toingago that boy Krulisch, who was charged with tho murder of Wcchsutig, the druggist. Bhe thinks he would protca great draw lug card, and that people would naturally be etrcniely curious to seo him. Of course she would not give him leading business, but merely ask him to hand out progiammci, Of course folks would come to seo him. " But would not Miss Lewis prefer that people should come to see her, as she happens to be your start" Mr. McCUvc was asked. "Of course, "luge' uously, "but I assure you that she ia genuinely sorry for the boy, audlsvery anxious to help him "(there was a suggestion of a managerial tear lust here), "She Is so Interested In the case, and wants to be of service to the la I." "Well, thin, why not let her help tho boy, and sar nothing about it ?" "Ohl" This was too much for Mr. McClave, and ho went his wsy in reflection. The artless Miss Lewis, so pst etically anxious to aid her fellow-crcatures at I, parenthetically, to ndter tise hetself, can iriiuratulate heiself on baring a shrewd malinger. In the meantime, don't you think that this kind of theatrical business is rather nauseating ? Harry Sfntiti, Ktans and noov's mananor, li'aXH his athletic stars April sis) and goos to San liuuciscii to tninagu the new California lluatie, which will be opened May lit with Bootli and Barrett. Those actors will play a four weeks' rngagiment at that house. William 1). Mann will surci-ed Mr. Harry as manager of the " Parlor Match "combination. Miss Laura Aluiosnitio, of " A Brass Monkey" cnnipanv.lmH Just uinrriidMr. William A. Wblt tjkei, leading man In Miss Maude Banks's com pany. The happy event occurred in Albany. ... It has been pretty genet ally stated that "ltculicuUl'uVMhu dramatization of a noel now running at tho Windsor 'llieatie, was the w oik of thn lato 1'ied MnMilen. This is not the case, howeer. Mr. Mnrsdcn neither wrote the not el unr dramatized 11. in his enner us a plnywrigbthu dramatized but ono novel, ami that was Oulila'a "Granville do Vigue," In which Lilllc Kldiidgo staircd with more or leas stici'oss. The twciity.four othel plays written by Fred Marsdcn wero all original und have all been produced with the exception of one, "KlsielJeane," which was giten to thn Mai lorrs when they managed the Madison Square Theatre. Tho character of Flaxinan in "Itobert rismcro ''has been changed by Gillette to Ceoii Wotillss. In place of tho noble character Mis. Wan! created is an addle-pated dude of the most pronounced type. There will bo several changes amongthe ad vance agents next season. John K. Warner, who has done good work In that direction for Prof. Herrmann, will head an organization of his own: Frank Murray, whose efforts for KeL lar weredeoid of the nsual rubbish of the con ventional piosj agent, is to pilot Wilson Barrett through tho country. Duncan B. Harrison's "Paymaster "company will not close until June. Its last week will be at the Grand Opcra-liouse. In tills city. Bichard Mansfield has Just presented E. B. Norman, who stage managed bis production of ' Mellaril III." at the Globe Theatre, London, with a aluable diamond ring in recognition of his services. . Harry Edwards closes his engagement with Mts. Potter Saturday night. Wesley Bisson has asked him to play the part of thn Earl of Dorln court in the Australian production of "Little Lord Fauntleroy. " Brooklyn Theatrical Notes. Bplke Heunesy and Kid McCoy, tho exoert cracksmen who blow open a safe in tho second act of "The Stowaway" at the Leo Acnue Academy, havo made a decided hit. There aro a dozen sensational features in " Under the Lash." at Proctor's Theatre. Wal ter!.. Sandford has developed Into u actor of the hcroio strle, and displays considerable force in his new piece. The Amarnu march by the members of tho Lily Clay Gayety L'ompan) at the Grand The- Wbat Scott's Emnlsion HasDonel Over 2B Pounds Gain inTen Weeks. Experience of a Prominent Citizen. Tus CiLiroaxu Bocnrrr rou tui) hLfi'BKUiox or Vice, I ail TkimciscO, July 1th. 1880.) I took a severe eold upon my ehest and lungs and did not give It proper attention ; It developed Into bronchitis, and In the fall of the same year I was threatened with consumption. Physicians or dered me to a more congeni al climate, and I came to San Francisco. Soon after my arrival I commenced taking Scott's Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil with Hypophosphltes reg ularly three times a day. In ten weeks my avoirdupois went from 15S to 180 pounds and over; the cough mean time ceased, c. r. bennett. OLD BY ALL DRUGOI8T8. "I went to call upon a friend." " A lady or a gentleman ?" "A lady." ''i au at yovk Mr.ncr," UK SAID. , " Itathor early, wasn't it?" " I could not call later if I was to catch the 7. to traiti. " " Ah, but before you went out vou told the girl you weren't going to catch the train." "Oh, you have seen the servaut girl, then? You have been getting up a case against me, elir" atfVdlapfayJ loceThTiSf SanYa'2e"tho full strength or the organization. "The Chimes of Normandy " have succeeded " The Mascot " at Holmes's Museum, where the Gaiety Opera Company la giving a round of popular operas. Bessio Gray is a decided fa vorite. A mind-reader, by namo J. Randall Brown, who. on the occasion of a former visit bore a and JsJyartl Ealeatoh. trill give a sesnee at Jacobs' Brooklyn Theatre Sunday evening. , Laat evening Mra.Langtry was seen as Paulino, in tho.." Lady of Lyons." at the Park Theatre " As ou Like It "will form tho bill tins even, ing. lltisnllnd is a character not only a rstorito one with the Lily, but also with her audiences. The tonsilitis i age has nt last struck llrnoMii. Minnie Hchttlt, of Zilip's t'nslno. Is quietly rest lng at her home In New Yoi k, uirerliig from nn aggravated attack of the now popular complaint. An attractixe programme lias been artanged for the fnrewell conceit of tho Jiich-tViotti Company, which takes placo Friday evening at tlio Academy of Music. Miss Jtich will sing an aria from Gounod's "Hcdcmptlon." lhoentlro fourth act from "I'nust" will form an Impor tant feature. Here's the latest from "Yours merrily," John U. llodgers. manager of tirettv little Minnie Palmer, now at the Grand Onora-llottFo. What do the letters "M. P." stand Tor? Member of Parliament, Metiopnlitan Police and Mtuuio Palmer, Not so bad for a bashful man. Coming Ilvents. Columbia. Pleasure Club, lccoptlon, Avon Hall, Brooklyn, April HO. Ladies' Aid Society, bazaar. Trinity Baptist Church, until April 1 4. Amity No. H2. or I. O. P. H. of I., tecentlon volunteers of masquerade ball Cafe Logeliiig, April 11. .William Krlelahcliner, piano concert, Hardman Hall. April i!4. Shhvk BUSINESS NOTICES. CAllPr.TB CLEANED-T. M. STEWAltT, 320 7tli at.. Send for circulars. Tel, call K'U. iilstst. CAUPET - CLEANING AT THE GREAT American Works. 165 W, Until. Wm. II. Uowdeu, prop. AMUSEMENTS. PROCTOR'S 23D SLI6 bT ix noi.r.iNo on, MvII, lllIIUJliM.H COUNTY FAIR. ' Oat hen lu it four act a treat deal of human natur. It la a atirc3i, then Ded b no lulucin of terra m attt Unit thUtloiTn." K?e. Hun IMt I ClS, ?3c., ftOr.. 75c., 81.81 .50. Nitfhti, HAG baturdar Matinee, ,' Itaeatr partial forming In or out of town can now rcur striata UOdiya In ad tanc bjr mall twlecrapn, telephone (No. tiliS, 'JltU), itotn:o and .iii.ikt Frl. ete.,"ThLilro!I.ruin " Sit .t . "Camilla. " WKXT WULK-SAIUPAHUA. TrOSTKU IHAIS CONCTKT HAIX. K WAL- WI-KB, tiii: tLownn or rosoui.v ' aMATINKIM-SluniUjr, Wednesday, HaturJaj. H. R. JACOBS' 3D AVE. THEATRE. FLOUENCKJ Tfctf"nP. Or. THE BINDLEY, JJXJJL 1 AVKNdWl'S OATH. April lfr-UNUKITTHK LASH Hit. JAOOU.i' (THAMA) . OLD IlOWnltV THIIATRE. "Ta A 1 1 1 It,' i liirtley CatnpUt IPs I'Jar. JZ A JL JLie Mis.TH.Iwimarand8tronCotnpaDy. April 13- HAKIJIi: A VO.V LKtlL WIJ"80ItTHRATUK. IIOWKRV, NEAIIOANAL VV Thetlrst twntntl n.l Drama, I Matluon ItCUUK.N (11. UK. Hiturdajr Or, Life Auiomr thu Uulhrsngrre I at. Neat Week ' kattl. tliu rami j Help " MINEIPS PEOPLE'S THEATPE (HuiMirior cast, sorter? end accseeorlesl THE THE if roni original models Matinees Wednee; WIFE, dsy and tUtnrday. WIFE. Nest Wosk-TIIB OAVALIEIt NO lUHTAl, IN TlllfWOIU.II. TlirlOO'O. NEW MUrill) HALL AND ALIIAM I Mr INK IIKA COIIIIT. VM K. 14th st I IILIUO Ul TllE MONbTBIt OKCIIESTKION. A M11F.HO THEATRE. To-Nlf ht,. Bet. Mat and A Kieulm. Un.i.o'. ..ice... llfE IIEIDEN LEON OKUN.rldij. MOTHER-IN-LAW 1 DEItilTH KOPF 1 fkTIl ST. BATTLE I OPEN AH and OK ALL DAY 4T1I AVE. UETTY8BURO. A EVENING. " It looks liko it. doesn't it. Bicnor?" said the detective, vtith n ipilet smile. "It does. HutwtiiU avmsta of your vnl unble time ! .My friend. I shall be aide to prove that I never taw Mrs. Clott bury ufter tlie afternoon of Dec. 3." "T'lien she wonn't the ladv vou went to call nn on tho inoniiui; of the lth?" "Certainly not." " I hope tu liulv you did call ou will come forwtird and s iv so ut tho trial, sii;nor." "She will nut." "Oil " ' ' bho foiildu't, because, sho did not see me, or 1 her. I shall tell you no moro. Gooil afternoon. " ThedelectUe. findini; there vn, nothing Hum ti be yot out of tho pris ht, took hi departure, lie went back to Mr. llurtram's hotel nud told htm the result of the inter Mew. " I enn't unite niiiko him out," fnid tho do tectne "I hope to Kooduess we hacu't found u mare's ui'st. " " Inm't you think him cuilty?" " Well, sometimes 1 do and sometimes I don't. Hit rtnllj did seem Martini when I said that Mrs. Clowbnrv h ,d been found murilerod. Ofciurso, if ho tun account for his time between fi. 30 and T. 10 the alibi must prote lila Innocence," "DuthoBiys himself tho pel sou he went toctll ou wou'tcouio forward, and that s)i didn't see liiui; to that tale isn't uiucli cood." " I tell you what," said the detective "the most important witness in this cojo hasn't been found yet, " " Whom do vou mem?" ' ' Why. the woman who was passing on the opposite side of the Btrtet, accord iug to tho policeman, ut tho time the murderer cuino out." "Not so," replied the solicitor; "there is no need to identify tho man who camoout. Clowbury confesses that ho was the man who came out at that time." ' ' Yea, but the wu clot enough to have AMUBEMKNT8. If WORTH'S .JnTaL, MUSEUM. M "nrVASTICI'TIH.V "WHAT IHITf" sjfl Oklahoma llo-mir-rs " Ajsb," the Chessman. aSbH TheJas, Van Lcr Hpec laity 4. 1l MADISON rouaiu: (UltnF.V. lulH only on'e w i:i;k moiik after this, 'WH hXIIIUlll.NII IN HHOUKLYN EASTKIt MONDAT. !! IIAHNT.1I & IIAH.l'.Y'M iSiH GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH. JS 12 King. nStatrfH. lllnp)drome IlftOlncTruk, iiH Triple I'lrrui, I'arl Oljinpia IHp'.odromtj. - A"li Wild iliKrih t'nriTan, Mna(rr,w, Atlarr. 4m,t pysH Hall of Illusion., Arabian I'antaita. ( H TrMni 1 An Itn, lit y Clorn, ,'10 () IVrformera, MtfflM I'EHVOUMA.NCr.S AT '4 AND 8 I M, Vl'J..1 Ailrollfn, GO cent Mtli are ) chlldraa uniSr 9 oJiH years, riceata, rerterTetl eatu, SI (Madinon at.). MrBl UNION BQUAHK THEATRE .T. M. HILL, Mt. Ai LAMT wr.PK HUT TWO, H IIKLKN UAIUtY xslH A WOMAN'S HTRATAUEM. 'H A Laughing Suoccm Houaea packed nl(htlv wsH HUNDAV r.VK.NtNO. APR.L 14. .. -ffl Till: MODERN' FAOAN, ai-H Ucturaby Pen 1EQRGE SHERIDAN. .$ GRAND OPFRA-IIOUSe! ffil Rorvcl Heat aOtuheatra Circle and Balcony eSQ. tfiLLLLm NATURAL GAS. I -- -H Nsit Week -THE tIREAT IIEIIRMANH. t Neit 8unils,v-A.Ml;itl()A, OUKIIOME, 'IH UV 1'ltOF UltOMWELL, ITAItnKJAN'H I'AKK TIIPATHE UiasH 11 EDWAItn IIAItltlllAN Proprietor M. W. IIANI.I'.Y .... ... " .Jlanafle WM LAST WEKKOFTIII'.HRASO.V'. ,iasB KDWAHD llAHKlllAN'SOKIOlNALUOMEDT, 'VSH 'IIIKI.IIIP '4.H DAVE I1R MIAM AND 1IIK I'OPULAlt OIlOIIKSTllA, frfasH WEDNESDAY .... MATINEKH aAfUItDAT i'9 BI.IDt; TIU'.ATHI', Ilralrar, lt :10th anrlnlstat. .sl MAT1NI.IS U'l'.DNl'.SHAV AND SATUIUIAs", '4 mil u i:i:k 'fitssH 1 1 the seaunl srestf st sucefss, .SLlaTaH A 5! 1 1 N I i I IT 1 J KLL, ''WM I1Y 1IOVT, AUrilOH OF "A ltltASS MONKEY." "SlaH tlallrrr. S.'io , reinrtfil, fiOe . 75c, $1, gl.Sq vS PAI.MK.U'S TimATIir.. l'.'WAYA nOTII ST, iMB THE MAY M'CAULL QUEE1M. """MLTpglg- WM MADISON (M'AI(i: TIIKATUIi. , 1H .Mr. A M PALM Kit. Sole Manafer "MlM Uvemuss at H.ilO Saturday Mitlnee. AalasH "T" ! CAPTAIN SWIFT. BJBSft 9 MONTH. lAUreat Success. -World. Jau.g8 IPeuman. i pABINO UROADWAY ANDUOTUir. ' NAUule ) MARINE!! SATURDAY ATI. i Admission i0a Beats rcserfe J '3 weeVsIn ajranee. JLH 1 TII HTRKirr TIIIIATUE. Commtnclni April ft. hI JL4: MATINKhS HD.NI SDAY AND HATUllDAY. fH NutaltlA tlrst I'loduttl'tn of jviasH AN IRON CREED. WM BROADWAY TIIEATlta CORNER 4IST8T. filHl Mstlnws WeJ.andHst.atiiP.M. ETcmncs at 6. 'JM LITTLE LORD FAUNTLEROY. AD.tllSHIOXaOc. ' ACATVEMY c- ' NIOIITS K DKNMAN TllO.lIPgOH. 'HH tota,? "6l,rfc HOMESTEAD. M JYOEUM THEATRE. 4T1I AVE. AND 23DST. M J I "A triumph of stag art. " 'SiasH HE MAUCJL'ISi:. --World ''lUowNi.athaat- ,g astlunnulause "Mall. tsl Begins at H. 13. Matinees SATURDAYS. ! GTANDAItD TMKATUK. Ilrosdwar, 33d A !! t L.err Erenlng. Mtlns W.dniiarlsjr and Satnrdar. -KM iowAn$AiilMm?Miwrr oi ; Nest week, new attractions. Including Uaacabel ' -rflU KTH AVeTtHF.ATRE. ETs'a-satH. Bat. Mat. ixT. 3 N. C. GOODWIN m .! A GOLD MIKE. tlTAR TilKATltn. ., , LAST WEIt' - Q Kveri Et enlng at H. Matinee Raturdaj at 8. 'lllaasH ItUSH rUlilll.AN , " Inhvrnenrp'ar. JOCKI.VN. , . s'ilaesB April IS Robiou and Crane. '"III. Henrietta." .oTlaaH rlIIEAfUKCOMIU!0.lJviiat et.3d A Lex. area. i I A I.KOAI. WRECK. iniaSBSB from the Madison Sauara'Ihestre, with compenT.soeo- erv and fltects the ,imH as nrodureil there. nx aassl .-i "A Urs... Monkey." Matinee Saturday, 'SjaaH rnoNYPASTOR'S new'hth St. tiieatrk. 'ilafl T '" uf.ST ,s,low OF SEASON. SH MATINFC .IOIiNT KaLLY.JAIIESF.HOET. FRIDAY. Illne. Jt Fenton. Conror A Dempsef, -.pSMBl ChsrlesScainan. John Hart, JH Nest WfeV-Loarut's European Specialty Co. " miir. oia-S?X AilOT-?., 'M Fo.ltlvolrall'lns MERMAID and tlio isandsof otbar 1 womlers, nichi.lhik' the tronriprlul (,)rasiutls. AdmlMlou 1 0 cents, rewrred seats, S cents eitra. 4!i DOI'KSTADFRS TIIF-TUE The Oeora Oolorjd lH nvV'gsswfi-AWis. MINSTRELS MAT. TIIL'K.S and HAT !i .'10. IlililU I IILLUa S IlKOOICIsYN i3IlTSI'.MH:yT3e '!! LljEAVF ACADFMY OF MUSIC. iHH This Week. Matinee Wedne.dsy and Saturday. eB THE STOWAWAY. NeitWeek-CLARA MORRIS. 'Hi H"n jacoiis' nitooKi.YN theatre, . Cor Wathluutnn and Johns mSts. asHlafl Matinees Mundat, WeiliiA.iUjr end Saturday. ' -3SHH IIIISWF.EK. afflsH F, 1)8 A CO ' jSH Next Week oiiE OF THE FINEST. 3 AMPHION ACADEMY. :"!: H Ecry l,T?ninjr. Matincea Wfdnpaday and SatordAj, Sl THE PAYMASTER fl GRAND 0PERA-H0USEr..'A TO-.MtillT. 'IH Minnie Palmer In My SweethearL iM CIOL. SINN'S PARK THEATRE. SaSasi I THIS WEEK-UA-IUKDAYMATINER PM BURS, LANCTRY, M PROCTOR'S THEATRE,KfJy3 S Matlnrea Tneadaj, ThuraJay and SatordaV. tLLm UNDER THE LASH. Holmes's Standard Mnsenm. I D.Sy'U.uSS: H GAIETY OPERA CO. M observed the man's manner. She tnuxt haTs) i seen liim co ui tue strict, and besides, if tho aH mu derer wus not concealed ou the premises while Clonbtiry isuppo-jug htm innooent) h there, lie must have entered very sooa J ufturunrds in order to commit the deed and '4 pet clear nwuy by 7.10. At any rate, I should. H lil.o to tlud ilnit woman. I hate an idea aha mi'lit juht hupplv the misting link." sl ' I iioii't ilnuk bo," replied the solicitor. " l'rolia'ilv she ns some wmnau coins to l uork und didn't take Miv notice nt all." JH "Wait t iinuiitf." oxclnimed the detoo. 3 tio, "l'vonn idea. The Freurh system 'a 1 isn't a bail tmo for cet line the truth ont of a aasH nikiimr. 1' 1 co buck ami just ask our Ital- lrVr tan Iricud one mure ttifstion." ;ail i '1 lie drtectit f returned to the jail, and, linMiii; ob n'uetl ailmihbiou to the prisoner, 'fJ ainilobcd for hi intrusiou. ''iwi Tlio Italian shrusced his shoulders. vl " I am at your mercy," ho said, "I cant resent your impertinence, so I must submit ' " Quite, so, s'enor, hut I don't want to be) (3 imiiertiuent. I only want to ask you ono , more question. When you came out of Mrs. 'i!J Clowbury's liuuse that moruins did Ton no. m ticn a w omnn on the opposite of tlio street f" ; The Italian startrd. "Avvomaul" he ex. ', tsi claimed, "1 I have told you I was not 'HtH there. " g ' ' Then," said tho detective, tnukuie a deav perate shot, ' ' the womau has done yon ilH Ijreat orotic, for sho has sotu that tho man WH who loft the hotibo that mornins was yon." iSrl The Italian leaped from bis seat. "Thl woman r" he cried, his caution desertine H him, "was she I'nltsh or Italian? Ilowdld she know my name i" S " Slio had pood reason to know it," replilxl H the detective, making another partiun; shot. KH "I'm afraid you'll have a hard Job togs., . over her evidence." fiH "Bo I" oried the Italian, pacing hUoftU. " she has dared to sav that it was I, has aka I . Ah, I know what to do now I" fflH (To U Coniinutd XoUfprrvw.) jflH 1 kl iilsslsiisaiittilasisk 1friffla'ii1slrffi4'iifhfMtMBB