Newspaper Page Text
THE WORLD: WRDiVESDA Y RVKNTNG, APUTTi 17, 1889. 3 'fl STRAY QUIPS AND QUIRKS. - - ITEMS iTJUT ARE INTENDED TO INSTRUCT AND AMUSE. Two Monle with bat a Blnnle Thoagtit. I Von v.. I Mr-. Cross (from tho stairs) What's tho mat te r down there J . Chris Cross (who has tried to sneak in quietly thrminh the wasoment) IhaVsh what I'm won ilerui about m'seir, m' dear I A Lrttcr Home. fVoni th Harvard Lanpton, TiEAn Fatueii: I am veil, and am studying hard. Wo have int reached "Demand " in Fol. Ion. The supply U always equal to the de mand, rieaso sond mo CO. Your affectionate ton, J. Loafeh. The Whole ot n Pnrt. (From f. RurUnqtnn Free 7Y.M.1 Dudely Aw Bloodgood, do me twowsahs fit the calf ? lllooilgood Yes. Dudely, they fit you very well. An Bye to Iliislnes. Yew fa. TonAHon JtoftliA, lira. Taylor, an 1 l'aso lady, fell thirty feet fiom, a Memphis (Tcnn.) elovator ou her bustle aid escaped unhurt. Old newspapers for sale aWnlsolHce. Soaring Ambition. ' Well, when I die, I want to go to Heaven." "You always were ambitious." Honrdlna-IIousc Indications. Mrs. Crabber's Boy (to tho star boarder) We're croinfr to have rhlckcn salad to-day. Htar Hoarder How do you know 1 Mrs. C. 'alloy l saw our cook chopping up some veal. Only Once. From r. Terr Jhiut. Zrprtt, Hr. N. Teck I never spoke cross to my wife but onee. Thompson Quito remarkable, that. Mr. N'. Peck Not so very. See this scar; (irtllne Down to llualnrss. Frmn the P)iiUlelpJtla Tnqulrer. Charming Young Amatour to Manager I can do Juliet. Pauline, Parthenia and a half dozen other parts very well. The critics say my art is nnndertul. Manager (cnntcmptnouslyl Bosh 1 Who makes your clothes? (enteel Dnllot-IIox Mulling or, Political nietlioiU In Club Practice. At tho Whangtlappcm Club, on election day. First Perfect Gentleman (In a whisper) dot your ballots fixed yet, old man t Second Perfect Oentlcman (confidentially) Not quite. I've only gq, fprty-fhrec- made and 1 want to drop fitly. First Perfect Gentleman Well, look sharp and get thorn in before the poll closes. Wo can't afford to let those blackguards run this Club, if we have to vote every dead member since tho year-one. A New tinker. From Harper' Baxar. Dealer Here is a lovely Louis Quatorze clock, itid here is one of Louis Quinze. Mis. BuekinKham-Rpbinron I am familiar with the Quatorze goods, but nevpr heard of Quinze. I presume he is a Frenchman, too. Ill take the ilr ono yon showed me. Ilia Firm Hansom. (ttomrue. Cabby Hansom, slrT Vncle Silas (from Wavbacty-Wa-aT, ye-ssi if Me) me get in front an drive. I don't like the looks o' that little hind seat, up than The Four Hundred Do! H& ?. ?? ' 8b"s Bf XCJAt, FAVOVnS OtOABCTTXa purott and bast. CROSS - COUNTER EULOGY. THE TUQ-OF-WAU AT ONCE PRAISED AND CONDEMNED. Al fringe Will Aet PtrtkehoUtr In the rlulllran-Kllrnln Fight A nport Criti cises BuUlvnn'au Condition The Cull, fornla. -t:lbri.eroas Offer Must He Kernae Llbi Want to Wrestle Lanterwnaaer. An elaborate eulogy of tho tug-of.war ap peared in a recent issno of a morning paper. Yet the writer of it, of course unwittingly, really argues against it. Tor ho says, directly, that the chlof hem fit of tho tug-of.war is tho preliminary gymnasium training. Ho says: Ills tha training that aires Ih. (u-o(-mr Its real 7 i . ror . mim ' en,w a tos-of-war uii. trained or impropcrlr trained, while It proitiljr wnnld n.15,rrnlt l,ir,,1'Jr. wuldlie decidedly unwiee. The athletes now pulling- ore In oonstent training, and this preperetbn lor a pull derelcp. tho muscle., Increase. i,L'lr-.',f1h.,,u,Jn,f" ""'' "!! ana stroiig IheColoratiUColleae teem U a eae in point. Sine palllna Harrardtnoweekasaother haTeaatnedelitoen pounds In the estrtiate Thoj do not mike up the tam became of their natural tronith, bulbefaiife oj their atrrnath, gttt anil .kill, MthhntrtrHUniinm Ihrlr Hindu mmfntium vw. Thej ttaln two hours "J a(temi.on In tho Columbia Grammar Hchtxil. Any rport which enoouragea men to work In the f7mnaalum aa does the tug-ot.warahould. In the opln on ol prominent gentteinenlnteieated In aport, be en couraged rather than condemned. In tho gymnasium works cited in the article aro working at tho porpcndicular poles, tho pulley weights, work on tho ladder and bar and running. Tims, according to the tug-of-war'a own defender, it is not tho tug-of-war which gives health and strength and increase of weight, but tho pre paratory practico in tho gymnasium. The tug-of-war, of courso. counteracts tho incatimablo good derived from systematic and judicious gymnasium training, f'Al Cridge has consented to act as stakeholder of tho tun. ono stakos in the Uulliran-Kilrain match: Ho has given his word to that cllect. This decision of his is an eminently satisfactory ono to all concerned. e In speaking of Mr. Cridge as stakeholder, Frank Ktoveiiaon aaysi " 1 do not know him personally, but I do know him to be a peifectly hotu-xt mau and a fair one. All Kilralu is look ing for Jubticc." Ilegarding th same gentle man, Jimmy Wakely says: "Ciidgeis lust the lunti for the position. I was delighted when ho told mo he would servo as stakeholder. All Hullivan wants is fair play." Thcro seems to bo a remarkable unanimity of opinion as to Mr. Cridge on the part of the two big fellows' re spective friends, Ono gentleman at tho memorable meeting at tho CKvin-r office, and whoe Judgment is en titled to tho highest consideration, makes the following commentary on Sullivan's condition: "I noticed that his colpr was not hoalthy-look-ing, lira that his neck was far thinner than it used to be, and that he sagged from sido to side whou walking, just as a man does whose kidneys hurt him. I don't think Hullivan woighs within forty pounds as much as he did when he met Paddy Ityan." f 4 The offer of a ip, 000 purse by the, Southern California, Athletic, Club to thowinncrr of tho Htillivan-Kllrajn tight, if the great pugilists wiU fight at their Club instead of near New Orleans, has created quito a little stir. There seems to be no doubt but that tho offer will be refused. But this would make tho winner's total $30,000 an unheard-of sum in pugilistic annals. , It Is highly probable thnt when Cal McCarthy has fought Johnny Murphy at the prhatuclub in Boston a match will be liiado between ljim and Eugene Honibacker, qf this city, for a finish fight at 110 poilmls. i The Hombaokcr Athletic Club, by tho way, has thrived very well indeed since its Inception somo seven months ago. It numbers, besides Eugcno Hornbacker, some notable athletes within its ranks. Among them are tho follow ing, who intend competing in tho N. four A annual amateur boxing and wrestling tonrna ment, to bo held at Tammany Hall May 13; Otto Cramer, 135 pounds, wrestling; Tom Kelly. l!J.r pounds (special class), boxing: Abo Friedel, 115 pounda.-hoindxi' ixinjam-wt-lKhtv not yet selected. Cramer wrin tho 135-pounrt wrestling contest at tho Brighton Athletic Club April 2. MaxLntbeg, of tho Hornbackors, isanxlouily awaiting a chance to meet Al Lauterwasscr. an other 13..pound wrestler. Theso two men it will be remembered wrestled a forty-mlnutu draw March 30 at tho Metropolitan Opera House. Tho match between tho two wrestlers will probably occur some time this month. The Hornbacker Club gives a sparring exhibi tion to-morrow. Tho entertainment will be varied and interesting. About thirty of the members will spar ana wrestle, betides some first-class outside talent. Tho ennual gymnastic contest, held last night ot tho Young Men's Institute Hall, more than met tho roslcst-hucd expectations. The atten tion of tho andienee was chained throughout tho evening. Tho horizontal bar, parallefbars, horse exercise and dab-swinging were notable-features. HE TAKES DDNRAYEN'S ANSWER. J. nen.vor.Wrbb Off for England Perhaps He'll See the Valkyrie. J. Beavor-Webb, the yacht designer, was a paseengor for Liverpool to-day on the new In roan steamer City of Paris, which left her dock at the foot of Barrow stroet at 0.30 this morn ing on her second trip. Mr, Webb carrion letters from the New York Yacht Club to Dunraven and the Secretary or tho iloyal Yacht Bquadrou of England officially announcing the acceptance of the challenge for ihe America's Cup. Perhaps he will see the Val yrle while he is in England. THE EARL'S WIFE. One of a Series of Tales of To -Day. By GEORGE K. SIMS. i - CHAPTER I. TUB OOTJNTZRS Or tUBIITON HECKIVX8 A BTASTLINO LETTEB. IvU.1,.1.1, .9 -( .t.- u I - . H. ... 1-1- 1 1.1.- T..I-- A year had elapsed since the marrlnce of ihe Earl of Daghton wltU the pretty chorus I'M, Louie Joyce, Society had been startled t flrat by the news, and the young bride waa tbeobjoct of considerable attention whenever he appeared lit public with her husband. The Earl's relatives were furious, and natu rally put thoyounj; lady down ns a designing, creature, who bad clayed her cards well. Hut If Louie Joyce had played her cords well.og Countess of Dashton lie played them btlll better. She boro her new honors mod estly but crnecfully, nnd tbo severest female critics wore bound at last to ndmlt thnt the toll, Jiandsome chorus girl knew bow to behave uerself, and that she hail a good deal rnoro nslurol dlcnlly than her bnsband. A womon can always more readily adopt iiorself to im proved circumstances than a man. Hut though Lonie held her own bmvely, nd at lost stemmed the tido of hostile crltl elsm, shewwi unobloto completely destroy the evil Influences which surrounded her husband. Ills constant companions and os oelates wire still the set of adventurors and sharps who toadied to him and preyed upop "Ira iu his baohelor days. m!P! KUby "" Tom MAJ0. ,n bP,M W hU bachelor days, were constantly his nuests than the Earl vaj at his country Mi, tod la town they were his inseparables. Louie's scapegrace brother was one of tho party oocastoually, but of lato they had seen noth ing of him. Ho told his sister that he was Going abroad with a young fellow who wanted a travelling companion ; but some thing in his manner when ho came to say good.by made tho Countess uneasy. Bhe had on undefined foreboding that something was, going to happen tho something that she had always dreaded, and that this was why Brother Will was going to get out of the way. Louie knew well enough when she married the fast and foolish young nobleman that Kilby and Major and her brother had a mo tiveofjtheir own iu promoting the match. Her brother's friends were not the men to go out ot their way to eecuro Rood fortune for other people without they a'so shared in it themselves, and in this Instance sbo felt con fldent that tbey had played for n big stake. Tho gang of good-for-nothings who had fastened themselves on to the young noble man when, he came into his vast fortune, with the Intention of In the elegant language of tho fraternity ' cutting him up," soon found that they had a harder task than they had bargained for. His lordship was free handed with his money sad spent it brarply. but he didst' lend the Urge tubas that were THE WOKS OF YOUNG ACTORS. ERNEST STERNER'S EXPERIENCE WITH AN AUGUST MANAGER. Dr. Houghton' Ileqarst for Ihe Closing ef the .JThrntrra an Good Friday I.lttle label's Hrleetlon to Present Flowers to President Harrison on Centennlul The woes of young actors who attempt to beard metropolitan managers in their dens Iisto been often told. They have rarely been exag gerated. Tho young lactor who ventures to so ouro an opening for himself needs all tho nerve and brazen self-assertion ho can muster. A short tlmo ago a young actor named Ernost Hternci, who has done good work iu tho "May Blossom " company, determined to approach tho great Augustin Daly, and soo if ho could, not nb tnlu some sort of a position in that gentleman's organization. An interview was arranged. Mr. Htcrner felt slightly jubilant: at any rato ho would hare a hearing. Ho found tho austere adapter in his private office and w alked iu. Mr. Daly did not say anything; neither did tho young actor. Tho silence became oppresshe.and Mr. Sterner at length spoke. "My name is Stonier," said tho young man. "H'm," quoth the adapter, greatly edified. "William:" "No. Ernest." "Ernest J" queried ilr. Daly. "Not Will lain " "Ernest." remarked Mr. FUerner. who began to think it possible that Mr. Daly know bis namo better than ho did, " Well," said tho adapter, looking up and sur veying tho young man leisurely from tho crown of his head to tho solo of his foot, " don't you think you have rather mistakeu your vocation 1 Do you imagine yon can act :" " Ves "very feebly. " You aro too small," continued tho adapter, cnntcmutuoui'ly. "Not nearly big enough for my stage. But." affably, "look in again some day." " I'am as big as Mr. .Tames Lewis, of your company," declared Htcrner angrily, " and as lor mistaking my vocation, do ou think It is exactly courteous for a mannger who is supposed to be at tho head of tho profession to tieat an applicant of whom ho knows nothing in such a way 1 1 am much obliged to you. Uood-uiorn-ing." . Mtill ho did not despair. Even after this chill iug interview Mr. Sterner thought ho would try again, He requested another interview. A timo waa appointed. Ou this occasion, however, be wascoiifrontcdby Mr. Daly's Hibernian facto tum, Dick Doruey. This, according toMr.Stcrnsr is all that occuned: Doruoy looked at him with tho supercilious graco of tho "governor " and remarked, simply hut airllv: " We only cngago colored poople for ushers. " Maro Klaw, Miss Davenport's manager, is very delighted at tho result of his star's engagement with "La Tosca" in Chicago. A discussion was raised upon the realism of tho stage, with special reference to Bardou, of course. It proved moat Tortunate. Miss Davenport's businoss was enormoua. .She will play nothing but "La Tosca '' next season. Little Miss Foley Is going to play from June 4 to Aug. 10 at the Soldiers' Home in Dayton, O. Thisis what iscalled-a "Hummer snap." Hho will only have to appear twico a week. "There are such nico. rich old veterans there," declared Miss Foley yesterday. "I may marry one of them, you know. There aro immouao possibll ites. Delighted at this snap ? Well, I should say so. My rooms arc now full of dressmakers. I am going to mako myself beautiful for the dear old tilings." - What kind of a house did yon lisvo at the last performance of 'An Iron Creed?'" Miss Foley w as asked. "Oh." quoth sho, "the houso was big enough, but thcro was nobody In it." Miss Marion Manola will appear in four dis tinct impersonations in "Clover," tho opera that is announced to follow ' Tho May Queen " at Palmer's. Miss Manola's contract with Col. MfiCapU expires May 1, but it has been renewed for the Summer. Tho Colonel cannot afford to lose her. Tho Tier. Dr. Houghton's reqnest that the Academy of Musio should bo cloied on Good Friday rathor incensed Manager Aloxander Comafock. " Why should Dr. liomiliton inter fere t" asked tho young manager. ' ' Wnat does he do for actors but bury them. Tho trouble is that he doesn't bury enough of them. If he will mako a contract to inter 3,000 actors in three weeks wo'll oloso the Academy during that time. " "I would like Mr. Ocrry to know that the child standing highest in Orammar School No. 40. and who has, on that account, been solccted to meet President Harrison and present him with llowcrs on tho Contounial Day, is a profes sional." It is hardly necessary to say that this From Dakota. FLiutifo Bnos. Deab Hibb For a long tlms 1 hsre saffsrsd from the effects of tndlfeitlon and stek headache, and on tryin roar Dn. O. McLaki'b CxuanATXD I.ivtn Tills, found Qnlck and s&tUfactory relief. A very few dose does the work, and 1 would not be without them. Btoux Fills, Dakota. GEO. II. HARRIS. Cure sick headache, biliousness, Ilrer complaint, dys pepila, heartburn, tndlfeatlon, malaria, pimples on face and bodr, impure blood, Ac, by mine regularly Dlt. O. McLanl'b CiLr.BtuEO Livi:n Tills, prepared only by Fleming Bros., Pittiburs, Pa. Prlca,2A cents. Mold by all drugjrtata. Inilct upon haling the genuine l)n.O. McLahk's Livxb Pills, prepared by Fleming Bros., IMttaburg, Pa , the market being full of Imitations of the name McI.AitE. spelled differently, but ot the same pronunciation. Alwaya make sure of the words " Flem ing Bros., Pittsburg, Pa.," on the wrapper. Peddlers and some unscrupulous grocers are offering imitations which they claim to T"J - be Pearline, or ' the sameas Pearline." IniP'Vv J 1f It's false they are not,and besides are JL Y V tA V dangcrou8. PEARLINE is never peddled, but sold by all good grocers. Manufactured only by TAMES PVLE, New York. rcqu'red for "a few weeks." Now and then His lordship would lose a hundred or two at n friendly game, but he let it be Been plainly that he was merely obliging bin friends and that it wouldn't do for them to trent him as a flat too often. On hia marriage with Louie Joyco ho did what he had agreed to: ho paid Will Joyco'a debts, which, according to that young gentlemau'H own showing, amounted to G,000, but he gave Will to understand that he mustn't nrosume upon tho relation ship to ask any further assistance. Louie Joyce was perfectly woll aware of the sum which her brother wax to rocotve, nnd she guessed that his associates would share it with him. Bhe had a faint hnpo that perhaps the sum would satisfy them, but knowing Fomething of their character sho could hardly bring herself to believe it, A yiar, however, had gone by, and eo far aa she knew no further attempts had been made to reap any farther advantage. Sho further the schemes of the conspirators by had dreaded that some proposition would bo made to her; that she would be asked to betraying her husband into their hands. Bho had determined from tht fltst that she would do no such Using, but that at all risks, if sho found her husband was being attacked through her, she would Imform him of his danger. Bhe had persuaded neraelf when she married Dashton that the honestly loved him, and as time went on, and she found out her husband's good qualities, lore really did come. Itwax the one great hope of her life that her influence would at lost w an him from old associate, and that he would show the world that he had sown his wild oats, and was going to become worthy of his rank and wealth. Bhe knew that undepeath much that was evil In his nature there was much that ww goodt thai with emlsMrTllraVt nrfm lia'a,' i ilbifatysjiiisytaealali if ' semUdeflant utterance was madq by Mrs. K. L. Fernandez, "Little Ethel Chloeci," sho con tinued, " has therefore dona better with her studies than thoso children whom Mr. (lerny thinks far moro fortunate. The child hns pisyedin 'May Blossom.' Mllii van Winkle,' 'Uncle Tom's Cabin.' 'East l.tnne, 'Lout,' 'Drink' ami 'Ten Mums Ina llarroom,' I ant ilellKhtcd that she lis- been chnreu. It really docsmoBood." The little (till declares that slin will tell tho President that she intends einlltiK -him a private box when alio plays in Washington. Answer to Correspondents. .osepi domain. Queen Victoria was born May 24, into. A. C. .April HO Is tho only day made a les;al holiday fur tho eclobratioti of the Wash inxton Centennial. S. It. J.. If yon wore horn herojon arc n natural bopi Ameileau citireu and need no naturalization papers. U. Yes, if. J. HrnniU.'Vhn best way for sou to Hilda purohnKcr is to mhcrtln' tho artielo for sale. Thf lllllllr. Mr. Htisus has not Ixnn lenp polnted Minister to Tin key. He holds our pendim: the appointment by President Ilarusnu nf hit successor. K. M. '.-Mary Anderson was born In Haera mmto, Cnl,, in IN. Ml. Itmilrr. HrooMvn. State your caso lo tho Commissioner of Kmlaratlon ut Castlo Harden. They may, under tho circumstances, allow your relathe to laud. Kdanr ('. ltoland Tteod'n performance of "Tho Mikado" was Hist given at the Union Hrptaro Theatre. Aiik. II', 1HN.". 'lho llin authorized ierf nrmam'o was by D'Oylcy Cal to's company, at the Fifth Atcime Thcatic, Aux.'-'l, lWh.S, Piano. Tho Canadian Company cannot come hero and rciro your instrument for debt. .1. nnd II. It is customary for tho I'irsiilctit of a society to bo a member ex-ofllcln of each standlnir committee, but it is not a matter of fundamental parliamentary law, ami unless smcially inacted in the constitution, Is not blndini;. l'-vcry sncloty.hnneMM'.is the absnlutn Judcoof its own rules, and my extend one strict the privilcKcs of its nfllccr at will. WARNER'S p tf. MIS" HANKS nKNTlMTS. Kxtrartlnff. 25e.i with UAH, OOr. Rt, AS. and 810. TteftMttng. fillo. urn gold (Mint, Stop. Female attendant. Sundays to 1. .., 203 T1I AVK.. Kl llOOlt HULOW 14T1I. Jltfcitr.Y lll'l ) Yimk alia i.rii.H lm. KHWARK-Uroad and Market its. Ely's Cream Balm pSS CATARRHlfj I Prlre 61 Ci-nu. 1 pggarfCWM Apply Halm into each nostril. B-?y ELY Urtoa., K Warren St., W. T. BKSg20gl PEERLESS DYES &.?"?.? CASPERFRLD & CLEVELAND 144 BOWERY 144 KKAK lilt NI RT r.t.P.VATKI) 8TATIOt, SPECIAL. LAWriAi,.,m,A7. T"-W1N Tin: iiArir.H oi'Tiirsn watoiihs aiir Ki.An oitArri.v itxnitAVKii and waiiiiamrii koii i!i vnAKs -riir.v AunMt'cii iir.rii;itVAT(nn:.s THAN (JMtllH AND ITtll'I.K WHO HKI.I. ON IN st,i.mi:nt( iiaiiiii:h;ih.ii( KIU. IT WIU, PAY KVKIIYIIDIIY 10 CAM. AND KXAMI.NT. TlilMI! WAIl'IIIM CASPERFELD & CLEVELAND, 111 BOWERY 144 NP.AIt (lit AND RT. i:i,i:'ATF.D HTAT10N. Open EVi:.NIKtl8 until II, HtTUIIDAY. 10.ni) P.M. AKC1IITECT KA.MO.WS AKRE8T. Arciisrd by ilio Cninpnny or Plrlna n. Ilulld. Inn in Crt lV!V.M)0O Inaiirniirr. John ('. llaMiioml is iindoi lock and key at the Tombs i hareed with arson. He is an architect and builder at mill liiid'oti stieet, ami was ar rested at about mlduleht Monday by Detective McMauus, of the Cential Olllce. ut his homo iu the. Hats, s:i KastUovenly-llist strict. llayuiniid is accused by John C. L'hircliURh, of the Lancashire and London File Inxttrnncn Couipsuy, or tiring a liiilldinn and barn belouir Iiik to Mr'). Anna Iloiitou nt IfcIIii, near llah wn. N. J., on the niuht of Dec. 1:1 last. John l.eeper, a I ml estate aitent. at ono timo at mi) Iliondway, hIIckcs that ltaiiiioiul paid him 4t)n to asxist liim, mid that they built lire" of eicelslor piu'kliiK under tho stairways. Ilo has tunnel mates evidence, and '1 henna Mc llievor, formcily of Cherry andI)oer streets, this city, says that whllo ho was emplojed by llnyniniid as wiitehniau tho latter olfeicd him fr(int(iflrothebiiildines. The mtl e for III inir t he lmlldincs was to ob tain $',', tiuuinsuratieo on tliem on policies In Hie Liiiiilim and Lancnnhiie, Northern, Coin inerclal I'uiou, Pennsylvania, American and American Central Insurance companies. Mr. lliiynioml was sricsted ou a warrant is atuilbr Jtisticu Charles P. Kurd, of Middlesex County. N. J. Ho denies tho charire, and says it Is only nn effort of tho companies to avoid pnyiuu tho amount of tho policies, and that they are backed by a law linn, one member of which not the worst of it in a real estate transaction with him. He complains bitterly of lho manner of hia ni rest, sayini; that it wns uuiiecetsary to take liim from his bed. as ho has been dally about his buslness.knnnini; nil the timo that ho was helm? doKL-ed by tho detectives, lie says the ladles of bis fsniily wore subjected to Indliinltles by tho nffleets, who round tlieui in their umht clnthinit, anil claims that tho officers broke-optti atulran sacked his desk In his room. Ilo declares that ho will prove his entlro In. nncenco at tho examination before justice (lorinan to-morrow afternoon at the Tombs Polli e Court. Hnwp .t Hummel will defend him and Duller, Mtillncll .t Hubbaid aro couusul for the iiiHUrauco companies. Crrmun Opcrn nt the Ainplilon. A festiv al of (Iciman ojiera w ill bo iuauenrated at the Ainplilon Atadcmy, Jlrnoldjn, Montlax May III, and eontlniio for one week. The operas to he piodneed am " llheinitold," " Illn Valk mre,' ' Hieirfriid,' "Diiidoi tterdai'iiinieruntt." "Dio MoistcrHiuijcr " and "Timiihauesr." with the lull strencth of tho Metropolitan Ocnuan ( Ipeia-I louse Companj. Ikrr Anton Heidi will conduct the orchestra. A branch box-olllce has been 1'icnted in tho I'nivtrKal IliiilditiK, whero stats or Iioxcb ran be secured at box-otllce rates. Worth's Insriim ns n .llntrlmnnlal Tliirnnn. .T. V. CofTey, the jjtutleman who has so in dustriously advertised throuuh tho New York papers for a wife, lias trausfeircd his base of opeiations from Castle Garden to Worth's Palace Museum. Ho is now on exhibition there, and daily oiluis marrlatfc to every lady who calls that pleases his fancy. CotToy is a livtiifr skele ton, and commands the highest salary paid to skeleton treaks-t'JOU per week. Hero Is a chance, irirls, to get a husband that can support you in style. Juatlfinlile Pride. 'VonltAfl I'hilailelphla Inquirer, "Slr,"said the suitor, proudly, "I liavo asked for your daughter's hand, and you do rijtht to question me aa to my rctourees. It is true I am not rich, but my prospects aro unrivalled." Father And what, sir, aro your prospects 7 Huitor I am tho uiauacir of a professional baseball nine. Jnttlns About Labor. Tho Central Labor Union's Credential Com mittee mot last night, and i-rmsidcrcd protests against the admission of certain delegates nnd organizations. The Darbers' Union asserts that it Is not get ting proper support irom union mon in the way of patroui7inR card shops, and to-morron night a meeting of all union barbels will be held in Htnyvesant Hall, in East Neventecnth street, to consider tho advisability of continuing their representation 111 thu Central Labor Union. For the benefit entertainment in lw half of tho stt iking carpet-workers at tho Star Theatre Hun. day nlnht V. F. Mackey, Little Tommy litis sell. Lillian ilnsrell. Prof. Tutk, Louis Aldncn, Carno Oodfroy, Harry Fisher. Clara Webb and Maime Adams, James F. Hocy. Conroy and Dempsov. Prof. Omsby. James 1). Lee. lljau and KicIineld,ltouiic.v lirothers.ClarenceDodge, Ldward Hhechy, Prof, Hcrger anil twenty-lTvo members of the Progressive Musical Union aro announced to tal.o pait. C'amlna Rventa. mployces of the II. 0. Barnard Manufactur ing Company, annual ball, Webster Hall, April Sil. Young Mon's Association Congregation Aha wrath Chese.1, ltrture by Joseph Isidor, vestry rooms. Fifty-rltth street and Lexington avenue, April 18. TUB LZTTEH TELL THOU HER ttkVT AND SB1 rAINTSD. different training and vfith better surround-1 One thins, however, wan still a great grief in2 he toifiht have been a better man; ' ' ''M lo tho girl, and that n as that at tbnei, when C ilfawaemwMsatiwi'i 1 al isJJIrtaiiliaiitW i'i 1 taaraii 1 JssaaVau dfsfltilBi MWWWgiWrStjaMaro ITEMS ABOUT WHEELMEN. Ktery flnoday, especially Hnndays, troops of wheelmen glide along tho lloulovard and Joromo axetiue, presenting a pictorcsquo sight on tho many different varieties of cycles. The road sters, of course, frequently lndtilgo In a fow hard words, but their remarks aro unheeded by the thing whccluioii, At tho regular monthly meeting of thoL. A. W., a committee, consisting of W. O. Kendall, (1. A. Peikius and C H. Howard, were appointed to consider the advisability qf holding a meet of Massachusetts wheelmen early iu the Hprlng. A three-mile bicycle handicap will be decided at the N. C. (!. A. games at tho Oontlemen's l)rling Park April S7. Tho prizes will be all ercups. J. K. Hoyden, of the Illinois Club, ran Into a safely rider nn March 'JN, and wai thrown from his wheel, fracturing his skull, from which ho dlod lour days later. The llrooklyn Club will movo into their new quarters on Hanson place about tho 1 st of May. Miss Maud Now romp, daughter of Judge Now :miio, met with a slitht accident while, out rid ing recently, which resulted in a damaged optic. Tho new rlub-hotiso of tho Itlvcrsides will bo tho sceno of jollification at the opening on May ix. Tho Long Island wheelmen will hold a ladles' reception on April UII. The feature of tho en tertainment will ho Clara lllconda, tho child idnetitinnist. m aw tliirertnln. nm fS JeyelerM ITf.ljty, Stranger (in tho courtroom) What tlrao bavo you got. nlcnso ? Prisoner (nt counsel's table) I can tell yon bettor after the trial. KAflTKU pnAtmoAi. IIAuP.HDAHllrnvr. N0VELT1KB. ECONOMICAL GENTLEMEN WHO DO NOT CAItrt TO TIIIIOW .MONEY AWAY CAN III! HtUTliD IN OUll LINK OP HOSIERY. FAST BLACK OUABANTnED. 28c. AMI 35c. AMI 43 c A PA IK. MORELEY'S ENGLISH BALBRIGGANS O PAIR OOo. 0-Tiinr.AnKn rnhmnii STitirKi and MOI.ID COI.OUH IN DAI.BUIUOAN, 6 PAIR 9 1. OO. UNDERWEAR. 2-TIII!AIfK1- FHKNCII BAI.nittOOAN HIIIKTN AND nitAWETlH, HUI'EIini.Y PIN. IHI1KD, HlZliH 34 TO 44 HIIIKT, 28 TO 4S DUAXVItUH, OOr. KACHl WOUTII 81.00. 4-TIIKHAI)I5l DKHT IMPOHTKIs NOT i:r.TV FIMHII, HVS.UH AH ADOVP, 00c. WOUTIIB1.5U. Wo Carry Short nntl Lonp; Loss In Drawers, so Htout and Thin HI on can bo Fitted Properly. CATAIOOUE8 MAILED FREE. vtsta 383 Broadway, wiflSftV. 123 Fulton St., ,u,w"n ES3t"dW,u- NOTP..-OCU ONLY nnOADWAY HTOUE IM AT WIIITi: ST. 1 ' ' IUJ8INKSS NTIKS! CArtPETS CLEANKD-T. M. HTEWAllT. .120 "th af. hand for clrcatars. TsU call 120, 21st at, AMUSE3IKXTS. UNION SQUARE THEATRE. J. M. HILL. fcAMKR. WMKie. "'"" POSITIVELY I.AtlT WEEK. Thp trpinrndoajiuorffi mtiU b Mia lUrrj darint; this cnxftfement tui lnduo(l the mmMtmit to ui hounc rctara In A (1HA.ND PKODUUTION Dtlt ir on. Crowded TiDVaVni. Hf?rjroar ( tn dtncr, KtiMBfment ufotM April K7. April 20, HUBERT l.I.HMKUK. hundfirntnt, April Hl.(.n.(;or A. rihertdin will rept hii Uctare, 'Th Modern ymn." GRAND OrEUA-IIOUSK. Hi.l-Ori'hiitr Circle nn rHlconjr 50 Oti. Neit SandsT-KKOM NEW YOHK Tl) LONDO.X WITH PKOK. CBOMWELU PROCTOR'S 23D ST. THEATRE. NRIMIURUKSM. Ion. COUNTY FAIR. jSS.! nrKMMi at H.ia. i no Wfdnsiflajiand BilorJ.)'., tnatmM it 2. 11 "U VIKDROR THEATIIE, Brnmrr. rwar OanaL Y W.k r4tmm.ncina Mnndajr, April IK TIIl?kVwlFAlT(AoJlLfiJllEDY, BATUKDAY " KAtTI," th ParollirJIstp, I at S. TMhElMl THEAT III?, IRVINfl TLACE. f Tn-iit(tat,brnxflt to Aunut walirr. Tiaoh rl.r 8Xlnrrinnn. Thunilaf, frlilar. Hatunlar, Ant time, Nprtoewj WniPn iTythstI battle i open JLH Val OP ALL HAY 4TH AVE. UKTTYWBimq; 4 KVBMING. Mtb AinniAi. o"iurib ntu, or fkknan no-s Banoino aiudkmv, tuksDav, apkil 02KAT6:iTIIfil bo cot ntnonc the fnst set who still clang ntiotit him, ho would lot himself bo per suaileil to drink to oicuhi. lho first tlmo thnt hrr huElinud enmo huino tnlkini; inco herently the poor cirl iw co terrified that rbo couldn't stop iu the room where ho was, hut ran and locked hcrielf in her boudoir. One morning, nftor hor husband had como homo considerably tho worse for his even ing's aiiiuseuu'Ut, Lady Dashton sat at break, fast alouo tn hor own littlo room. His Lord ship was still sleeping oft tho effects ot his last night's indulgence. Thcro wcro hoverrd letters for her ladyship, letters of the ordinary kind, which she opened and thrpw aside after glancing at their contents, lint thcro was ono which Bho opened uncousciously and bogau to read mechanically, but which as sho read ou sent tho hot blood lo her checka with a sudden null, only to n treat from them again as suddenly and !eno her face pale with tho fudirii hue of death. She, read the letter lo an end, and then with a low nionu let it slip from her hand ou to the floor, At that moment Partridge, her ladyship's confidential uiiiid, came into the room. She a just iu time to save her uiistres.i,tho was foiling from her ee.tt in a doml faint. " Ob, my lady," exclaimed Portridge.rnsh ing towards aud catching the swooning Counter in her arm. "What is the matter? Bprnk, my lady, you are HI," Partridge loosened her mistress's dress aud, taking Ihe vinecar cruet, put some vinegar on her head and litis, "You are not well, my lady," she said. "Won't you lie down a little f Ooxne, my lady, take my arm. That's it. Lie on the sofa a little until you feel stronger. " Partrids stooped and picked np the letter fslatt iTlafc'aAaTWWafSaMaiai l'H ills' f . " i i ' H AMU8KMKNT8. 9 - K I WANT A. WIFE. fl 11 ' Am a wealth? PsnasrlTania -nl eNJJ " , lsnd ownsr, Bsaatir not daaso- 'KlH 'ffaglS ',' t'"1' Moat be wUllat la Uarn llH Xg3kJ( ths dntlss ol farm llf. sneh aa JkH KV mllklDf cows, Aa. Th joanc 'aal gLSLVljBaw Osrman girl who wanted to ZfilH flmVUQl hVfrnrri Ilslnrleh Rchlaminsn- MIH vfw I Hrr y tf rcsr, or one from Caatls Gar- yisl ' J.' den, preferred. Arm! or ad- fRiaaaal ' I- ' drt.a J. W. OOrFEY, ear of ,'vH WORTH'S MUSEUM, iM has located his wlff-honllnt beadanarters at this hons. flrUaal qaraaontlaand Wbat.li Itf Mnslcal Band i Annie ,1SM fll AUTO OBrlen, (llantesii Annie Bsil, tallertfat MbbbbI IiINN I . woman, combined height 10 feet. Tho frog itelaaaii UIHII I U man. Tattooed men, woman sad Ant. SaTwal Vj ADIHON SQAltK aAtlDEX. ffitsfl VERY LAST WEEK. S KXIliniTINIl IN IIIIOOKLYN NEXT MONDAT. lOU llAHND.H it IIAIMfY'M aWH GEE1TEST SHOW ON EARTH. WM Two nine's, Three Htas's. Hippodrome Track, ffffffffal Triple Circus, llomsn ltacea, t'lTBBaBBi Wild MoorUh (lararan, Hall of illations, JlsaH Menaaerles, Ao, Ao. tBBBBl Performancee at and H P. II. dallr. Waaaaal Admlnalon flu cents. Cindren ander 1) jeare 8.1 eeata. "MeH 1 A THSTllKET TIIEATtlE. COIt. OTH Af K. aialfl X4: MATINKK8 WEDNESDAY AND SATURDAY. K3saaH aV.1W!.rt.iiIM $m Inoluillna Meiiars Halrlnt. Flockifin, Ma.aea. Mlasee HsBaal Maud Harrlaon, KsthsrineUoKeTi.VlrslnlaBacDananlji 'iSrLaal APIUI, S3, first time of,!, K.TlStllW ,H In his New Play UNCLE JOE. lJ BLIOU TlinATItn. lfroadwa,li.nOth and aut its. UrH Matinees, WEDNKHDAVsndfiATUllDAY. 4ialH 7th week of the irreelttlbljr funnr rmedr taswaaai A MIDNIGHT BELL. fl BY 1IOYT.AU THOU OF "A BBAKrl MONKEY." kVH ttsllerir, Uoc. i reeerred, fiOc., 'fie, tl.OO, 1.60. JfBH pAi..iiirit.'M tiiuathi;. IrwAYtntmiBT. iH Ktpnini.alS.III). Hlturdj Matinee, QHMBbI 0TU i CAPTAIN SWIFT. 0SS& MM MONTH. 'A (lr..t8i!Cc...-Worl(I..In.'JS IP.nm.n." QHsH WO PEltrrOKMANCB HOOD FIHDAY NIUHT. MMfS mIdLD 0 Orrheatra (llrcle and Ilalconr. OUCt WtM SAID PASHA. MM MATINEEH WEDNESDAY AND aATUBDAT. IrlH ACADEMY SS , iiOe., 7fle tl.OO. 'laH DENMANTHOMPriON. -'HB THE OLD HOMESTEAD. MM Mate. WEK and HATjKXTUAjTAT.aprliJJO. M3M 5T1I AVE. TIIEATBE. Fre'iaatK. Bat. MiUatuT JH N. C. GOODWIN m ;ffl A GOLD MINE. CASINO BROADWAY AND 30TII ST. :afl U All IV ( EVENtNOHATK. HaH nflUlJl. I HATUIIDAY MATINEE AT 2. $Sm Arimlselon 60o. Beate reeerred 3 weeks In adrance. VH BROADWAY THEATRE." Mat, Wed! A Sat! 2 P. M. sHH Bnodwar, onr. 41atat. KVKNINOH AT 8. JHH LITTLE LORD FAUNTLEROY. ffl ADMIBSIOW 50c. t 1H (STANDARD TlllfATniJ. " LAST WEEK. 1tl9 MATINEE WEDNESDAY AND rJATUKDAY ' Nut week, new comlo opera, DOVETTA. StaS S TARTiinATrtl!. rTr.drandl3thSi. 1H Farewell Tonr of the Uom.diini, JHsaal htiiaut ROBSON. "Mi. ii. CRANE IH In Bronaon Howard's sri-atcomedr.THEHENKIIfrT A. iPaaai T YCEUM THEATRE. 4TI! AVE. AND 23D8T. HUH I J I "A triumph of .tueart." jtiMsa Till! .lIAUtJUIHH. -I-World. vRou.denUuit- SfffS i attic applause." Mall. ..SfiH PelnatB.l.. Matinee. tJATURDAVB. flHH KOSTF.lt A RIAL'S UON(rF.KT HALL. ' 'B(H WAI-WI-KI, WU the Flower of Tiniiuini Ham.oii, Dan J. Hart. iMI 4 Osrlea, llarnellallrna. sal MONDAY, April 2t -Centennial Inauguration Ball efH H II. JACOBS' THIRD AVIiNUK THEATBR. 1 MSn..Wed.l WALTERS. I "CWPCK.... WM A Sat I RANFOKD. I THIS lJlMII." JiH April g-J-Frank L Fran. Slfl H. " J Ar'OB8, (TUA BOWERY THRATItn, - iM "vSS'twr i vMTJkx - jM April KWKiW Puraael). H rilONY PASTOR'S NEW 14TII ST. THEATBE. wfl X I M.B.LKAVMTMirtfiAT COMPANY. VI TOSY KUROPEANNOVKLTYTROUPE. flH I Kellvr, Ihe Phj.iral Wondr, 'Miaaal l'ASTHK'Sj And Port New SpeclalUr Stars.. jjjH 1lINER'a PEOPLE'STHEATRE "" "" Henry Lee "i" Cavalier," m rflllhATRK 0OMI(J0E.'l,.,.tli'.t,,bet.:idLEaea. ,iBB X Hojt'. areat tatlrenn etiperstltlon, iHfahnl A BRASS MONKrEY. , . Charlee Heed. Flora Walch andnrltinal fait. 91B Next week-Rose Ooahlan In "Jureljn," Mat. Sat. . EiH 3o?d7 GRAND MUSEUM. WAS' H THE OSSIFIED AFRICAN. MM THE I.IVINO MERMAID. , , . Sfl Htrarlr State Ierrormancra: Admls.lon 10 ceata. LH NO KqUAL IN TUB W'OIIUI, ...... JsH Ttirinnirti new murio hall and alham- r9 I nrlXK X IIItA Louitr, i:ki k. nth .t .WM IIILIUU UI TUI'.AlO.NUTEROROIIEliTRIOrt. MaMMMaVMaHaaHalMB(MB.aiaB(M.ta.aSsHaaannaaBiiiaai HKJMM nnOOKLYN AlUBHaiKNT8. wM Hit. JACOBS' BROOKLYN THEATRE. wSM , Oor. of Washtnirton and Johnaoasts. WJall Matinees Mond.r, Wedne.dajr and Saturdaj. iSxIaal Ponu!., r. HASSOX CO. M l'"0"- I ONE OF THE FINEST. $H AMPHION ACADEMY. p&- S Ererr Erenln. Matlneea Wedneadaj and Satnrda. $Mu RICE'S CORSAIR." . M GRANO"OPERA-H0USE,i."lriM.MnaiSa. 9 Ererr E.eniot. Matlneea Wedneeda; and Satnrdar. IH KATBCLAXTOHIH THE TWO ORPHAHS. M iHOL. SINN'S PARKTHKATnE. . TtVtkl oTjoR,u,k,Hrdo"i,,"inrh'.ur,ur- he, she, fm ADAMS. 'oSffiSg!" HIM, HER. 9 LER AVE. AOADRMY OF MTJSIO, B'KLYN. K. dC 1H Thle week, ft lkU and Raturda Matinee onlr. "MaaBai OLAftA MORRIS 7:WM TN IlENRR UK MORJLY. Kaaaal Neit Week, HELD BY TIIiTeNEMY. WQM from tbo liearthtTig nnd bonded it to bar Wl unstress. mH Ah hoou ns tbo servant retired tbo trembling 9BJ CouutcRs raised herself ou tbo sofa and with an effort smoothed out tba letter she had IHewJ crushed in ber baud, and read it again to 'wfl mako suro tlmtltwasa real letter and not '"JwJB some borriblo nightmaro which waa harm tins iiaaal her. zSsI And this was what she read t 'jDbVJ Tins Midland Hotel, Loxdon. al Dr.iu Loo: I arrive! in London from the ftflfl Contlut'iit this inornliiK. I daro say roa iB wonder liow I camu tn bo in tho sreat ma xKfl trupulis when you thought I was booked JcWH for snuio time to como iu a I'renoh -SB com let prison. Uy ilearLoo, I'o hail a bit of 3 luek. A lot of tho fellows cot up a plot to break Jpl out and munler tho (lovcrnor aud warders. I B sold them just in tho nick of tlmo, and saved the qKJBJ lives of half tlio stall. Keellim that my fellow- H sufferers would make it warm for mo, the Got- jKfl criimrnt wry kindly avo mo a freo pardon for SlB my services on condition that I quitted French ,ljl oil. Ami I Jumped at tlio offer, yon bet. my 1 dear. Of course 1 came to London full of bope WtU and loto, anil wonderl.ii' what my little Loo fffl would say to iter bail boy wlio btcn away so 4kH loin.'. This nfteruiKin when paisiuu; the Crl- ffiH ttrion I looked into the American bar aud met an old friend, and w began to talk about 'W.afl old times, and asking after Will, in order, of aSH rourre, my dear, to uet your, address, I learnt VH that Will bad had a bit of luck and was brother- daarV in-law tn an Karl. Bravo, Loot aon know I H always used to say that a handsome, plucky, "m'1 clever Kirl like you would net on, but bans me ' If I ever van you credit for tlyink at such hlsh v!H name as a coronet. Well, my dear, I hope you HaB aro happy, tlionch, of course, I feel a bit iaiB needled that you should have forgotten me so ! soon. Let me hear from yon, my dear, as soon WH as posslbls, and say whore I ran see you. I sup- iVSaaai poia you wouldn't rare for me to cad at your 'flaaaal swell maiilon. The arl might bo home, and 4kH then It would be awkward. , fMM With best love, my dear Loo, believe me, 9H Ever your affectionate husband, ,GbB Jaol wI r. B. You can write to me here In the old SH name. 'wH (Tot Continutd To-ifbrrew.) wU 'isaH isBSSSSSSSSumBSmwimwMuw