The evening world. [volume], April 25, 1891, EXTRA 2 O'CLOCK, Page 2, Image 2

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K:B THE WORLD: SATURDAY EVENING, APRIL 25, 1801.
Bt FORTUNES IN SHOES.
Kaf
Si. EwlolioQ ot tte Entile as a Foat-
H'HRK Gear Ornament.
aBB Tho Ma0nlficent Baubles Worn by
HlHK'IP Elizabethan Dandies.
BhBk
Mm'-IbBMP' mF Dalnij Feet Bedecked with Jlu-
K-HKE monds, Emeralds iiml Kublc.
aSsW&BBKaaKWt','' t1j" evolution of the buckle as nn
'IBBbKK' ortiumout lur footgear hus born as In-
''' ffiSBaaM K'.t terMlimr a study to manufacturers (
rlSBtV ' oc "" Kru(,t,ate'' clian-" '"
BsVilLKKasKsft last and shanks nnd miiicrn.
KLHKb Th uligrlii ( tlie buckle As a alloc
'" : BvaWXfp ornapjent. ' cIuloil lu u ijrctit ileal o
& ftHsBEiK uurertaliity. Ut It Is known that as
WBflftnK1' ornanicutal devices tor a'anes they ante-
H..-'4bH3KVX' date alt other contrivance
BK f HESMftf ' 'tly whnt material tho urt
BIIBVmVB " buckle were manufactured history
KBBSVK' dot not enlighten us. It win In 1H33,
HllBflBVjBK? lu naiclnnd, that Is found the earliest
ISBBnBBBBV" reference tn Khoe buckles, and rud
BBB' fsSBBSBssm' sketche exhibit them band
BBPrBBjBBVo through which strnp were drawn mid
sb1vbbbbbbRI then tlr'1 ln l""v ,a'u'on'
BBK - flBBBBfev a ckytkk rnn msrov rows.
iv4'9aKSi RnKlIin1'" dandle ' thn"e Eiii.i-
BBBBBmK. bethan flay affected the buckle almost
BvJcc'mHBhBW th oat,,et Bni1 "' brcnme nt once
BBfmj BWBBW tn atlrely "proper enper." France
BBK'ifBBBBBc In ft few years w Infected with tlin
BBK'iBBBffBfc buckle erase and with tho customary
BB&7 BBBBBv' enthusiasm of the Gaul the Pnrlslnn
Bw"BBBvSW dandy waa bedecking every portion of
BYSt fSvBVSB't u foot-covering with buckles and noth-
BV''dwJHIBC)I'' '" but buckle.
BlBBVBtL He wore them at the Instep, at the
BBkmBBBhBk ankles, on the tops and on the toes, and
BVBflBBMst so rapidly populnr did the ornnments
Bw SnaSBSK" atrow that they finally became an ex-
BE' i BBBBBTy tremsly high-priced gew-gaw. They
BBflpS BBBB were a fad with youthful Croesuses.
BBK-'' ? BBBBv who had frames constructed of gold
C t BBBB nd stndded with such precious gem as
BBK BBBBM rubles, diamonds and emeralds.
HD flBRB$ worn iTLiciuor nianurnim.
ssaaaaff I'' ,9BBBy? Tbote was apparently no especial
BBBft3B&SBBK7 practical object served In the make-up
BBBt' TlrSBBBr ' the buckles of tho early dnys. They
BK-l,BBri were ornaments pure and simple and
BBBv'BtwSBBB na1 none of the tongue-like fnstcu-
BBBt1! K'BBHK"' '"I" ' ta present day.
aaaaaaaw &!! ' ''no framework ol iiie old-time sold
BBBK,isBtFit3&
SfffSjTCfaaW'BKegr ;
K , Spring
HI' - Medicine
BBBfcSBB?Bt
BK''Hti BP t It is a very wise course to
BBW -4 1 BP" take Hood's Sarsaparilla in
BKfjtJK;' lc Pr'ncT or at this season
BfKafM'v a tnorougl1 cleansing of the
BSB s4rtiw blood is necessary in order to
HB 'iPflgi' expel the impurities which
SI' ilBBll avc accumulatecl during the
BH '''HbK' Winter, or which may be
fll )KK' hereditary, and cause you
HB ffipBgM? much suffering. SVc con
Hi :: 1 &,'
B -' Hood's
BIbK' Sarsaparilla
BvBk 'Bv'
B V-BJHB fidently recommend Hood's
BBgj"'BBBtB Sarsaparilla as the very best .
BbWBmI Spring Medicine. By its use
BBBHSSBFJ tie blood is purified, enriched
BBvI kBvP an vtazed tnat tired feel-,
p'HvK m '.s entirely overcome and :
BBBp'yJBBMp the whole body given
P'N strength and vigor. The ap-
BBH ;flBBiB petite is restored and sharp
l''HR!' ened, the digestive organs
BBKffiBBfV' x"e toned, and the kidneys
YbYbI iSMb an ver invigorated
Mill Spring
BHiH Medicine
BBBhBBwkI' " consider Hood's Sarsa-
BiBYBK MaYfltl parilla the best Spring Medi.
BYK'niK c"c an can tru'y say t'iat
HHfcKnSI 5t ' Malces tlie Weak Strong.'
BSBbk lae 'l a masons of the
R'wBk" vcar wncn needed, and would
HHhflEj'' Pfvc five dollars for a bottle
B.HB'U lt could not get it for
BJBKi les.'' Albert A. Jagnow,
BBB!. Dpuglaston, L. 1., N. Y.
BBBYBflBSBaBBaBaBaBaBK'
WjSmf Hood's
mgmmjMmm Sarsaparilla
BBBjBBBBBBBBj.
BBBBflBBBBBBF'' luUbyaUdnmMU. tlislxfortS. Frspsr
BBBBKflBjBBBl i ' wu tr o-1. hood t oo., lo.ii. uui.
HHBaYflB (OO Doses One Dollar.
DjBjBBBf BBBBJE, w- r 'w ' y" -(
nnd sllrer shoe buckles was J'llblT
diM-orntod nnd rhasod with scroll and
floral devices ot ft most artistic char
ai'ter. WhiMi tusiilou III nfter years de
creed that buckl were pae. so tlnelT
jeuelled wore they that they served
mtuilrably for plus.
tnt ruixcH cnaoito iccili.
A popular ileslcn for buckles In the
seventeenth century waa In the form
of n serpent poised head In air ready
for the attack. It was only when the
common rlnsn. the Imitators of the
true swell they had them as they do
now ndnpteil buckles, that the scions
t weiiltby houses discarded thrui.
k oncb rorrnR loxdon oknavext.
About ino year niro fashion rnnit
the eliannes once ngalu on buckles, nud
they came Into von" once mure lint
the rrdhlvuH was nut tirriniinent, iiml
It Is br for the exception rather than
tho rule thlt a hhoe buckle Is now to
be observwl ln n dally rarnile of our
most prominent thorouKlifnre.
A COStLT rsRISUN fONCIT
Still. It mnv bo that a third revival of
tho buckle-weurlntf feter will break out
ere another decade ho passed and
perhaps tho swells of 10(10 may be
ecn more Korsreous In their dlspla.i
of this curious shoe adornment than our
ancestors.
Tmcivr in with pimovns.
An Idea of what the buckle of day
asoue wrre like. Is given In the accom
panying sketches. The first cut show
a solid silver buckle, handed with Jets,
with a square of sold beads. It wnit
worn in low shoe a a centre for
ribbon bows.
ixtiio witti rntnoca stokis.
Next Is a sliver buckle encircled
with two row ot loops of gold, studded
Spring
Medicine
The remarkable blood
purifying, building-up prop
erties of Hood's Sarsaparilla
entitle it to your confidence
as the great health-giver.
We point to its record of
wonderful cures, request you
to hear the words of praise
it is continually receiving
and ask if you feel the need
Hood's
Sarsaparilla
of a good medicine to try
Hood's Sarsaparilla now.
Its popularity is this year
greater than ever, and far
beyond any other article of
the kind in the market. It
is an unequalled blood puri
fier, an unapproached tonic
and appetizer, and beyond
all comparison as a general
Spring Medicine. Why not
try it this Spring ?
Spring
IVIedaoine
" I have used Hood's Sarsa
I parilla in my family for sev
eral years as a Spring Medi
cine and general purifier, and
have always found it reliable.
Where a tonic and strength
cner is needed, I can safely
recommend it." W. M. Pot.
tek, Bath, Mc.
Hood's
Sarsaparilla
I BoldbrUldruirtsU. n-.slx fr 5. Frepsnd
Ioalyby a I. UOpD k CO., Uwsll. Usss.
IOO Doses One Dollar.
i
y
with cluster and single emeralds. Thev
were much used by Indies nt highest
rank.
An elllptlcnl-shnpril burkle Is shown
In tb third cut They inlirlit be culled
the chrotno burktes of that time, Itms
niucb n they wrre designed by it I'arl
Inn deuler In musical Instruments who
used to give a pnlr nnny to nto body
who had dealt with lilin for six months
and had purchased in that time nOO
francs' worth of xood. It was a
splendid thing, tbniich. elegantly en
craved and enamelled In the centre.
A iim. ur-wx.
K iiinre-sliniiil Im -kle n n popu
lar Oman-., nt will 1 ii'iloli men .mil
tujinen. It hud a metal fraui with Jet
nti'l fnncv colored cir heads wired to It,
Ths elaborate design shown lu the
fifth rut was n I'nilsm-i romelt It
hail n solid gold tram", 1 1' lily i linseil
and oriinmenteil llh I envy pe.irls o
populnr did this become thnt Inter the
pearls were replaced h diamonds ami
rubles, and by these chni.Ki' the wearer
made known his (liMlm'timi us n person
of urcat wraith nnd rank.
"OtA iW nnliiimi v'.t
PIAMDVD1 AT TI1K CORNEPS.
It Is snld that a pair of boots with
these buckles often cost from 15,000
to HB.OOO frnncs
The circular style seen next was n
dainty thine. Intended lor us- on the
flneet of satin slippers, with diamonds
et thickly on the timid
rarrTT FRcn rrvicu.
The remaining cuts all portray 1'reneli
devices, nnd they were all of the highest
order of workmnushlp, inlaid with
pearl and precious etnnes Hut it rati
searcely be believed that snsli cxtrav
agancaa in such baubles will b dupli
cated In this age of common scuc nnd
wisdom.
Moved ln On Saturday,
lvnw ry 1
HBimintendenl and who It roar 'nclgti
borf "
PoUolsr I den't know vet, lr. W haven't
hsrt ter iiorrer snyttilnj slnn too folks taored
la aexi door.
Obeplnsr tho Rules.
rm l'-c,l
Aunt Putbr (In city hotel) why, yon hiln't
goln' to lock me ln, SI, are you J
Uncle bi Unnno how I'm goin' to help It.
I've sot in 20 out for an hnar. an' tin's the
ioe: I'Uauunail leave their xeja wltn the
clerk on koIbk out."
Spring
Medicine
"AtiKuita. ilaine. April 14, 1801.
"I am glad to say that I
have several times used
Hood's Sarsaparilla for dys
pepsia, indigestion and gen
eral lassitude with excellent
results. It works like a charm."
R.B.Capen, Principal Dirigo
Business College, Augusta,
Me.
Hod
Sarsaparilla
''The old saying, 'An
ounce of prevention is worth
a pound of cure,' I find to be
true in the case of Hood's
Sarsaparilla. 1 used to be
troubled with fever and ague,
malaria, pimples on the face,
and other affections resulting
from blood impurities. 1 ,
was induced by a friend to
try Hood's Sarsaparilla, and
now take a bottle every Spring
Spring
IVEedscBne
i
and Fall; as a result I have
vigorous health throughout
1 the vcar. It keeps me well,
and I think it folly for other
, people to suffer from blood
impurities when help may be
so readily derived from
Hood's Sarsaparilla." W.
Stewart, 605 Myrtle Ave.,
Brooklyn. N.V.
Hood8
Sarsaparilla
Bold br ill drurtiitf. lssixforS. Prepared
only br C, 1. 1100D k CO., Lowell, Mass.
I IOO Doses One Dollar
HIS REQUEST WAS GRANTED.
Tho Great Favor Asked Dy o Frlsnd
at a Bwall Dinner.
I Imve a friend who Is one of themost
talented young men In the West, s.nn
a writer In the Chicago Tost. The
other day he nuns 'nto my olllee nnd
made a rnld-blooded bluff about tak
ing ine out to lunch, nt the name time
tlahlng a 5100 bill before inv nstnn
Icdieit ce. I look him up right then
and there, of emirs;.
We went to the Ulehelleu ind or
drrcd lu the neighborhood of 110 worth
of food nuil drink, nud pitched Into It
n i If we hmiii't hid anything before fur
twentv i nil's. It wk n sn'e bet thnt
ll,lr ma knblj exhlblllo i of g'lierniltj
me.iiit thnt I (ii to be railed u, ill
to g re up t-omethlng, nnd. Mire enough,
I was.
j "II; the wny," he remarked, ns he
w.-n I ghtl.itr hl clgur, "by tlie ay,
old man, I iwmt to Ret )ml to do mime
thing for me."
"All right," I replied proirptl A
friend wlm blows oii off to n if If, dill
iit it cntltlel to a soft nner. ' V. hat
- It?"
I bate to nsk j on," he went mi
puffing slowlv at tliu cigar. "I'm devil
lib illlfldent ii'iout nsklne favors of ml
frl-nd , b it iou ran do till', uirl I ilnn t
think that It Mill give on very much
Iroilbl". You Know I never struck ou
for any Undue!, as lonu as we lime
knoun eneli oilier."
"That's mi." I answered. "(Jo nhend.
I'll do anything I run lor mil "
"Well, j on mc," lie went on. "It's
III;e thli I am no," he broke off sud
dealt. "I enn't b-'ir To ask It of voti "
There wore real tears in III! eyes.
"lion't let otirvlf lie disturbed, old
fellmi," I ( rl"d verv much affei ted.
"Ileineiiiber. I'm your friend "
"Xo. I enn't do It," h" ald when
be had i MOM-retl hN composure. "I
can't lirltrx iiiimII hi ul. jou right to
otir fnee. "
llv this tlni" I as very curious t"
know wliai Hi" trn ibl was. and so I
Xirovnd a hoIi tunrk. He bad i minted
n that.
"o," he poi'tiii'ieil. "I can't tell ou
to ' iiti- fiei 1'mi-Vi.k I in'glit lie able
to wilt" it ibi'vu "id i'i out of the
ioim whil io i real It. WTjoiprom-l-e
mt i 1 hiV at It until I liaM' got
got el ar iiiit-ld''"
Of eo ii'e I prniiilned. What e-e rould
1 do'.' So be - rote four or f've n-ords
hi tb l in '' of h" wine rnrd, fol.b'il It
! ii i an I Ii-ind-'d li to in. Then In- shook
, up lurid "'fi!l. Mil I iiould never
1 o h ' gr-i efn1 h w t to m foe in-
( n n" an I wen on ,dlsinvril In t ars.
j ii I, - h - I but in ' ilii.ir behind him,
n-il not t'.l! 1hn. 1 unfolded the card
An I thl wis wii it In hid wrltteu
" I'lae pa j fcr tit- lunch."
Never Asked to " Look Pleasant."
IVow Ji!q. I
Splcslt The Chinese do not rermt! their
urom'ti to he pftotngrnphe !.
(ilrvlt Nd; they huve qnlte an arilitlo
seme. I hsve seen iodic Cnlnese women.
Gory dormontB.
Trrm Jv 7..I
Miss nieecker I lore to see s little boy In
kilt skirts.
Mlis Emerson (of boston) Yes; atoasloated
nether Ermenta are vtr becoming to dimin
utive youths.
Not an Eleemosynary Institution.
' . 1
I'artrlilae They jj Homer putt up at the
Central llon.f.
lthoilcs Of riurse he does I You didn't
auppuie he got &.a room for notninz, did jom
A Good Rider.
IVowll4 Hiil-r and Oriitr
"Do yon know why sirr.e hllla are more
e."ily dnrea through tho Lecltlaiure than
others '
"No."
'Iiecante they hare ' riders' attaencato
them."
FOUND AFTER THIRTY HEARS.
A Former Rebel Eovokes a Vow
Against a Favorite Son.
Banhlieil From Home Tor Knvorlns
the Northrrn Side.
"Jack, the mntcli peililler, has hliucl
it r!ch," wts. Ibe vtotil pnncd through
alu:oit every lictno in lower Allegheny
Ibc olbcr ilay, siy tte Piltelmrc Turn,
'J lie tntorprct.ition 0 the expression was
Hint Jack llnioaoj h.-.J been found nud
reclaimed by lilt fr.thiT, who tliiiiv-onc
yenrs ngo drove tits son from bis home
nnd lirnrtlf il him ivtroitor to tho t ausc of
' heelioiiiil liberty.
j '1'ln- two bu 1 been separated as c-ont-1
p'elrlv as if li ibiitli since their qiinrrol.
I audn t uu'il vtalti',ay were thev broupht
to,-utlii r. J i-UUii tifiy venra olil. He
is IiuiJIv oripuleJ uitli rhetiiunt'.sin. 11W
father isflc jenti last the threr-booiu
yenrs and ten allotted to man. and tho
trouh 0 lie bah b ime is plainly m irUeil on
his (ivory feature.
I Their homo in au't'-nnr times was in
(ieorgln. twenty-fit ralleu from Atlanta.
I Mr Kniiisey thru owned u liirce p nnta-
tion. lie Btill lues on the old place, anil
i now considered wea'thy. lie.'orn the
var his ron Imil been scut ortli to tret an
rilucut'on and was a Mnilciit nt Hnrard.
Ho was n Soutbetner in oterytliini; but
I love for th'j htars anil Stripes, and when
the v,ar ipioslioaH vveio discussed no one
was more anxious, for peaeo than yminc
' Jnc!; l!n-rsev.
1 III lather, on the other hand, unis filled
inith Komhem prejudice and considered
h.Ksou 1111. rue to himself and the State.
I Kiirly in IbJl lid called his son home.
''Iher aru'nonts were llerv-. nud when
I I'ort Sampler wai lircd on Mr. llamsey
1 told his o:i to onlist in tho Southern
cnuso or lcae his home, 'lho latter al
ien, atno was preferred, and Jack left.
I'ntil yesterday he hail noer heard from
his father.
' The latter had maiutninea his vow of
1 banishing his son from home until aflcr
'the war. and then relenti.il. Ho mmle
every posbiblo effort to biinc back the
J nunc man, but could llu 1 no trace of
him. This search has been pushed now
anl thon for the last tnenty-six years.
Last Hummer Mr. ltatnsey determined to
. find his son before be died, and cams
North.
Ho visited the New England States and
spent a mouth in New York City. Etery
public institution where, men are con
fined was thoroughly searched, and all
possible means for undine the let man
1 were employed. A few days ago Mr.
Kamsey rame to Pittsburg. He started
at ouce to the Western Penitentiary, for
I be. heemed to have a belief that bis son
had (jonc astrar.
When the old man stepped from a
Woods Knn car on Preble avenue, "Jack,
the inatih neddler." came down the
pavement. Mr. Ramsey carelessly asked
tho uncouth peddler the wav to the peni
tentinry. As he did ho he noticed a small
badge which had been the mark of a col.
lego society devoted to the Northern
cause. On it was inscribed ' ' Tho Union
Forever "
Mr. llnmsey remembered it as one of
j tho obnoxious thmes tbi.t mused ao,uar
I rcl hxiwcen himself and bis son. A ques
tion led to the mnt-h peddler's identity.
A word of explanation and father nnd sun
were locked lu ciuh other s embrace.
'I hey were been that night in the ped
dler's hotel near tbo river bank. I ho
luct dav they left for ficorRiii. Tho
lyounser tran teemed most affected by tho
meetiuc.
1" 1 have been in Allechrnv ten sears." he
said. " hu- n leaving homo I hase had
soma tcriible experlei ce. 1 lint went to
Canada, for I wonld not take tip arm;
avainat my former home, and I old tiot
want to bear my frlcndt reviled by the
Northorn men. ....... , ,
"Alter the war I drifted to Pennsylvania,
and hate drlitu.1 through all the itaei of a
Pennsylvania tramp. I never had the
heart to srork or the energy to be a man. I
will go home now, and am thankful for the
chanco. "
A CAT'S GREAT LEAP.
Jumped from a Height of 100 Feet
nnd Lived.
In tho latter part of 16c0. at a time tv ben
tho Washington Monument had reached a
'height of HO feet an adventutous and
patr otic cat ascended the interior of the
'shaft by means of the ropes and ttlbinc.
1 aava tin- M. I.ottis llcpabllc.
When the workmen nrrived at tho upper
landing tbo next morning a'ld began to
I prepare for lho day's work. pusy took
I fright nnd, stringing to the outer edge.
took 11 ' header" of 100 feet to the hard
earth bolo-.
In the tie -cent, which was watehed
closolv bv two score of men tho cat
1 spread herself or.t like a 11) lug squirrel
nud ulighted on all fou-s. Alter turning
over on the ground n fen times in a
dared manner, sho prepared to leava tho
I grounds.
I She hnd gotten almost beyond the
1 slmdow of tho niouumetit when a dog
bolouging to ono of the workmen
pounced upon her and killed her, she.
of course, not being in her bo3t running
trim after performing such an extraor
dinary leat.
One o' the men procured the bodv of
tlie dead feline, smoothed out her silky
coit and turned tho remains over 10 a
representation of the Smithsonian ln-ti-tulion.
who liioiilittd thj skin and placed
it under n glab case.
I '1 be label on tho case tells Ibis wonder
. ul slory in a few words: "Tins I'n'.tia
on Sept. at. 1830. jumped from the top of
1 Washington's mouumont end lived."
The nnrbrr n Rcnitr.
An old vclurnn told this as happening
I at Savannah during the war, says the At.
lautn Constitution.
A young Confederate officer, who was
prettv much of a bully, stopped at a barber-shop.
Draw mz his sword, be ordered
the barber to shave bim, at the same time
w.irmng him that if he cut his face or
drew a drop of blood he would kill him
when he got up.
I The operation was performed without
1 accident. Before he went out. how.
1 ever, the bully asked the artist if he was
not very much frightened while he was
doing the work.
The I arber smiled.
"Not in the slightest." he replied
' ' for if I had accidentally drawn a drop of
blood I would have cut your threat from
ear to ear before you could have moved."
A Natural Desire.
I "rem rSjft.J
"First I went to.MarnoM'a for robbers; than
to Ferry's, to get that sacqn I wjs telling you
about," begin Mrs. ilurgtni.
"I wish yua woalau't ulKshop'Uttl Mug
gins, wearily.
On the Fox Seat.
From r RhitT nd Drifr. J
"Coachmen aeem to me to be more prosper
ous man tnrlr employers."
Mlosrao?"
"Tnej'ie higher op In the world."
W.-.ere He Wanted Himself.
Tr9tn Jvdqt.
" WMt on carta do yon want?" sated Mrs.
Larkin of her husband, who, like moat of ths
piaaensers, was aatrerlai- from ea-lcxness,
bat was making more ado than any ten of
them.
"Myself," redled Larkin la answer to ter
question.
"For or a rear wt bar lean uaias that ad-
I mlrabls prapsralioa, HOOD'S SAtfilPAUII.lJt.
amopi lh lomataa of M. Jotin'a Horns with eon
atantlr iDrrraala; tanefilaad aatiafarlloa wa want
, Dvthlng bettvr tn cue of coi rsl dattllty sad loaa
Hoocfs
Sarsaparilla
Bolibr all drac flats, 1 , all for et. Prepared
only by C. I. HOOD k CO., Lowell. Mas.
I IOO Doses Ono Dollar
ll.lliW.JilLttA-M t,. 4-ayyW
' of pptl(we flndlt tnTtlaALlt lo when n tin
par tto( tli blood Uiadit-Ated by -irapiioa.
Ac, 9 hllceatinuto kvepit amoatroar rcu
lr capplUi " MBTEKS Or &T. JOSEPH. 8t.
Johni Horn. Broofljo. NtwVorL
Hoods
Sarsaparilla
EollbyaUdnursiats,e)t. fix for (5. Prepared
only by C. I. HOOD k CO.. Lows 11. Mass.
! IOO Dosos Ono Dollar
1 " AtoaV oUht montba so mr llttls boy htd a sarv
1 tore ear A fjlsnd told in to try HOOD'S BAR8A
, PARILLA. sod I f svs n; bej out bottl with th
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only br 0. 1. UOOD k CO., Lowell. Vat.
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Kitty Toa-re an Ideal chaperone, Mr
Lightly.
Jack Tea; yon are simply " out ot light"
ORE OF THE MEANEST HER. i
Dluffod Hlmnelf Into a Dinner ana I
Froza nia Friend Out. I
"Talk about your mean trick 'and I
your cruel practical jokes I'vo just had
one played on me that's the meanest and I
the erucleat that a man ever thought of," 1
aid a Chicagoan to a Pott reporter. '
' ' What wm It ?" I inouiredl '
"I'll tell you. It was like this. I goes
into the Wellington this noon to lunch.
Just aa I'm sitting down In oomea Jack
Austin. You know Jack? 'Well, he aita
down at my table and say he'll tell me a
funny story.
"I size it up that he's getting into ma
for the lunch, but I say nothing, for I
know there's no help for it, see? I only
have about 3.E0 in my clothes, see? I
let bim order first, and be goes and orders
woodcock and things like that up to
93.23.
" Ibia kind of freezes me. and so I tell
bim I'm feeling sick all of a audden, and
all I want Is a cup of coffee and some
crackers. Tnat costs a quarter and makes
the bill up to the limit of my pile, see?
" ell. we eat onr lunch, and Jack tellr
two or three funny stories, and pretty
soon the waiter comes around and makes
out two checks with a total of $3.50.
"'Here! ' says Jack to me. 'giveme
your check. I'll pay for the lunch.'
"Now. I call that one of the most das
tardly of practical jokes. If I had an,
pected that he w as go ng to do anything
like that I would have eaten 96 worth. Aa
it was I nearly starved. Ine worst of it
was he saw through It all and it tickled
him immensely."
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ACTORS THEY HAD SEEN.
Two Tonsorlal Munohauaons Discus
Stage Kings and Queens.
Business was dull, and there was a lull
in an uptown barber shop, one of the I
best-patronized establishments in town,
rays tho Washington Critic. Two ton
sorial Alunchausens were discussing ths j
ttsgo. Thev had both seen everybody
and everything. Neither was over thirty
Jive yearn old, though they talked of
things they had seen thirty-uvo or forty
years ago. One of them said :
' Did you see the elder Booth?"
" See the elder Hooth?" was the reply.
" I should say I did. He used to play
Camilla."
"Ihe same the same." was the reply.
"And did you cter see Ned Forrest?"
"Many a time. I saw him in 'Fra' Jl
Diavolo' twice and again in 'Hip Tan
Winkle. "
The conversation ran on in that line for
abont fifteen minutes, each trying to
out-lie the other, when one of them ex
claimed ' But were yon in this town when Mist
Mademoiselle, the great Fiench actress,
made the tour of the country ':"
This was a stunner. It took the barber
to whom the tincstion was propounded
about two minutes to answer, bnt he
finally gasped ont:
"I reckon I didn't see Miss Mademoi
selle. I allow that you have seen mora
great stage people than I have."
Dig Drives.
I from th Mdr anit Vrittr. 1
'Ooem Is such an enthnataatle rider here
mlnia me of a salesman I know."
" How so?"
"lie's nearly always on ths road."
An Encouraging Outlook.
' I01 On Cporh.
"Well, prisoner, "id the prison chaplain
to tho convict, whese time was nearly op, "I
nope your pnnlaamem ha don yon good. " .
"Yea, sir; ithss," returned the prisoanr.il
1 It's pnt me tn bally trim to go baet to towrJK
and knock thnnaer oat 01 the witnesses whiV
convicted me." TH
From East New York?
Scrofula in Severe Forms Entirely Cured by
Hood's Sarsaparilla
The Createst Blood Purifier Ever Discovered
Read the Statements Below
Tbo tenacity tvith which Scrofula
Humor clings to its unfortunate
victims mao'B this form of blood
disease most difficult to cure.
Tbanianda Meek Relief
In vain, until they try Hood's Sar
saparilla, which accomplishes such
wonderful cures that it has won
tho title of "The greatest blood
purifier ever discovered." Soon
ofter beginning with this medicino,
tho raw and inflamed places grow
less and less troublesome, the
flesh assumes a healthy appearance
and in a reasonable timo the dis
charge ceases and the sores disap
pear. A rerullaritr
Of Hood's Sarsaparilla is that
while it purifies and vitalizes tho
blood it builds up the whole sys
tem, returning tho strength dimin
ished by disease.
We Call Attention
to the following statement of the
success of Hood's Sarsaparilla in a
Ivery severe case of scrofula
humor :
Eisr New Yonx. Feb. 5. 1801.
"W tre so thankful to Hood's Harsapa.
rllla for what it ha done for our little girl
that we deilre to malt tula statement for
the benefit of other anxious parents and
Suffering Children.
Our girt ni a beautiful baby, fair and
blnmp and healthy. But when she was two
years old sore broke ont bt&lnd her ears
and sprtad ranldlr over ber bead and fore
head down to her eyes and into her neck.
We conanlted on of th best physicians ln
Brooklyn, bnt nothing did hr any good.
Hood's
Sarsaparilla
Sold by all drua-flaU. (1 1 ail for It. Prepared
calr by 0. 1. HOOD k CO., I411II. Mass.
IOO Doaev On Dollar
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The doctors laid It waa earned by a scrofula
humor in the blood. Her head became one
complete aore. offensive to the smell and
dreadful to look at. Her general health
waned and ahe .would li in a large chair alt
day without any life or energy. The aores
caused great itching and barning. o that at
times we had to restrain ber band to pre
rantrcratchlng. For three years sho snffered
fearfully with
This Terrible Humor,
and we concluded wa must try some other
medioine. We were mgea to give her
Hood' Sarsaparilla and began to try it. W
soon noticed that she had more life and ap
petite. The modicine seemed to drive ont
more of th humor for a short time, but it
toon began to anbtlde. the itching and horn
ing ceased, and in a few months her head '
beoame entirely clear of the sore. 6 lie is now
Perfectly Well,
baa no evidence of the hnmor. and her skin
1 clear and healthy. She seems Ilk an en
tirely different child in health and general
aDpearanoe from wbat she was before taking
Hood's Sarsaparilla. We earnestly recom
mend tbi excellent medicine to all who
snffer from scrofula or impure blood." I.
W. FnEDCBicx. .111 Olenmors are.. East
New York, Brooklyn, N. Y.
ConOrniRtery 8tatewent.
"I know the family of I. W. Frederisk
above referred to, believe them to b reli
able, and the atatemeut tbey give to state
the facts in the case. Iney have bought
IlooJ'aBarsapariltaofme." Wx. F. Uaaas.
Druggist, Atlantic avenue. East New York,
N. Y.
It I Not Nreesaarv
To comment on the abovo. Bui
wo wish to ask parents who bars
children suffering with foul humors
if theso statements do not prove
beyond a doubt that Hood's Sar
saparilla is a reliable remedy for
all such affecticjos ! And, further,
is it not your duty, knowing tha
Hood's Sarsaparilla has cured
others, to try it yourselves t
Hood's
Sarsaparilla
Sell sysll arosilats. li au tot So. rr'
calbO. I HOOD 00., UwU. Utt
IOO Doses One Dollar ,. I
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