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i ENCOUEAOKMENT OF CAPITAL CRIME, I
Ht Murderer McKlvainl'h killing of
HHk Grocer Luct, in llrooklyn, was ono of (I o
B most cold-blooded, brutal nud infnmoiiB
HBjIfc crimes ou record. It wkh cleuily pic-
HMf meditated, in enso (lio grocer nttoLo. ns
H. Iio did, to cntch tho man who wns robbing
HVgUE him in his own house. MiT.lv aims still
HHV' lives and his crnuo is two years old.
HEfl Can it not be set clou u inn fat ttlint this
Hf tardiuo8 and blorLiiiR of jtibticu ucotir-
U need the miduicht burqlnrho Mood over
HK a New York phyticiau tbo other uiRht,
HB with uprnisod blade, douiaudlni: liuiucy
HHf - or
HHf The executiou of .Iamt.h Smili'M, who
Bj- bent his wife to dtntU iu this citj, m
BjBjj& delayed two iears bv Iho efforts of ju:'-
HHjf& t'lersit-luw. He 1 1 o il . jicrhapH, thu
KfF not comfortablo hfo he had Uuoun
Ku' Mbile tbo quibbliuz with leual iitiruseH
BJ w coins ou.
HHI. Ifheaud SuiLr.ii, the otlici wifo-niur.
BJBjJF' ilerer, had been promptly uud biuumimly
HKr dealt with, uuder u wiboly drawn law,
BjHI would it have had n deterrent ullect upon
HnEi Jacou Lenz, who lat.t nlplil beat bib wife
mfir t0 Jeat'1 iu h'l X'ourleenth ttrnt houie 't
HSB These ipiuitiuui ure citreiuely perti.
RBhI nent in theie days.
K A PEACEFUL 8ELF-M0EDER.
HH "Dead, Indies nud sentleuieu."
HB That snnplu little ltfcud ou a blip of
BmN paper piuned ncmust thu head-board of
HBM her bed. On the couch, tti etched graci-
b fully at leusth, ilad iu a 1 audhoii.u black '
E9h batindrtsi, lay her bod.. Th hfo lace '
otAiiLLAiiinUitLW had bet u iiiu. "Life,
BB(S. has no pleasuro lor me. 1 don't dioiie
Bltff to 1it!," bhe had written ou another blip
iiK '' paper.
Hll Tha race keems to luobccu ouuwith
Hljf card nud crief, uud it haJ bei'ii lost. Yet
w the U'rl hud run it uiaictully. uud hho
R; yielded, as bho thought, becoiuitly. Shu
P had died of poisoning, but paiulebbly.
HRr; 'f U8 hands which had penued the lutlu
KK nates lay gently clabpon aoroxbher brcabt.
BfF ue ree'ei' " ouu reully ublecp.
Hl There was uothius dreadful about thii ,
K suicide, though its occurrence badly
Hl shocked the little town of Ibleboro, Me.
W Many troubled hearts would li:e einiul
Hff ,he ad tlirl her quiet hlccp. Yit this
BE was murder-the murder of Keif. And
BBKlf the victim left mother nud friends to boar
Hjc tbo crief of it. Was she i;.iierous jn htr
Ba awn grief.'
If SILENCE FOR A MOTHER'S 8AKE.
HB There is a fine point of ethkb about the i
HBfr. tase in Wiscousiu of tbe youuK man
HOME whoso mother hub just coufcbsed ou l.ei
BflE deathbed to having hilled his wife. The
bbJT Koa Ei1 teu Buslloctei1 cf Iho murder lor i
HHs ume l'car8. uiii whilo kuosviuc his mother
Ktt tobocuilty would not bttra hei.
k T io have hacrlficid his mother would ;
Blfc cot have brought back the deud w ifo. To
ZR acriflce himself for his mother's bnko was
HUH 1,lu natural prompting of u dutiful bou. in
HSf ,uo face ut which he -Aould not patue
ng to think of the right uf hoeiety to i
Hk$r have Ha real criminals detected and I
Hmf; punished. The thoucht of teveue;e
EK 'or tliu death of a dear oue was cm.
Brc. deutly lackiu;: or too weak to aceomplihh
BHRlli a purpose. And as for duty to the wife
HCyT who was dead, is it not posiblo that ho
H believed sue w ould have iirKed h.m to the ,
Ri very course be has taken?
MR 1'or tweuty.fonr huurs !o!lcuu doc-
Blt-' t0" hti utulrr thoir L'huica it linu who
ISj; ,r" bet donu as drunk, and who bad wb.t
bIiK appeared to be a scratch under one eye.
BFrl lLe Patlut surprised them by ilyiny
HM on their hands lost nlflit Then they
BfBr examined his coso moro closely. lie hud
TffSV been stabbed iu tbo eye and an umbrella
Ajft point bad cone two inches into his brain.
Ke These facts point in tbe right direct on
H for special and official inquiry.
H, A thunderbolt in Vermont is credited
Ks "n k 11 nc a cat in an old asnsiou, und,
R " U" "mP time, thc-rouchly platinir the
Bi animal with silver ubtalned by moltinc
i
tbo haudloof mi old lliitoliitionnry sword.
Local scientists bnv the t'urwill anoit
itocny, nud tint the phito 1 eat lunv b
I Kept in a relic c en more mteresthit; limn
tho sword had been. Llghtnm.! Ire-,
qucutly dov elops unexiiccteit ipmlitic s of
artistic merit nud of iumnuity. lthni
uovcr in these respects, honoor. Bur. I
pasted tho nuthor of this Vermont cat
story.
lleforo silllug for forolRii Bborus, Dr.
Dci'cwhnttliesntlfoclioiiof Uaruiuglhat I
Htnte Stiiifilor J. Siovi 1'AbKHT is "fori
bun. " Also th it tho l.linirn Htnlrsni.ui be
Ilexes tho lit piibliiuu mi (itliiti forOov.
jtrnor ii biire of e'i'ctiiiii. Hut it wai
I unkind of Mr. rAssKTi In tnuptrlili
i teniarka hy tha th rlniiiticin that be Knows
I no h ni,', nt present, of Nmv York Statu
politics, llo has Iipkii studyllis ,htat
liropotls iu tho fur Noilliwist.
Tho Cbriitinn nudi'itni Km it tie ff tbe
countrv are In rnuiiiq In New ork
next jcar. A speaker nt Iho Minneapo
lis I'uufercnco thoiiulil Colbnin lueded
sueb nn Inllilenco. Probably bo had i
I heard of tbo pioi)erls that the metr po. I
lis misbtrocurc ono nt tin' bin Nation il
political enmcutions m '!).'.
Niu.ii: Mum in. miiTroj fictory, rut
htr liiisci. It didn't hint hrr mm h
thouiih it cobt Konm hlnoil. Hut thru she
she sat down Iu n window, fainted away
and fell fortv feet. ()l toiirso bho was
picked up with broken bones and other '
injuries. An uudinalrouN man v uulil ,
Buy this iuh hi liko n woman ! i
That was n foolisli littlj bov in Will-,
iauibbint: who atttmptod suirido bj poi.
son becausK iiiiwns promised it whipping
I forhtealing money fiom ntieigliliiu. 'I ho
I romed was far woiso than the double.
' lie could have cured thu stupes.
AiinitN Caiiii'mi-NiiII'ISo Anson, of
C'hlciRO, long ago took his dogiec as a
Doctor of llus'ilmll and ililliardH Hut i
who'd hati beliocd ho could have!
' earouicd on (iotham's own (iiants in'
thrco luuinL's, ns l.o did jcsteiday ';
Tho Ir. 1'AHKi.nsoN who lignrcd j
prominonll iu tho lato Italian unploas-1
uutnessiu Niw Orleaiib ih acain leading
n popular mot onion t iu tho Crest tut C'it. I
Ihis ttuiu it is oue for municipal reform.
Tbo four line c.iblo nows item telling ,
of IO.UOj pi oplo ou tho urge of starvation
iu the Volgn legiou present n on
deused but btartliug tale of human suf
I lencc.
The I.nutsullo Hrseball Club drew its
, money from tho 1'uIIh City Hank befoie
lliu flash. Kafo!
I 'Ihat fuudfor tho I'rco Doctors, lie-mombei.
LPOTLETa
I)r Iu Mfl wantiiNiH 'orki-m ti " nU thf
wind "fur liU llilait uiaililiic Tlirr Aleluulljr I"
eunli iliutf, liuMrvfr.
Ttminwiinnr uinn n 1 ulijrlhm Oi Hpctro
i utluK In tint it uiti-ft litni utiulimiii. In ulk In
dull tliud "
KihIi Ifliipli id a Unit. (nip
.lonri hat !a)lntt nt tin ynu alHa) liuii In
iliultlii;i(t it up N )i7, llitt Ita), nf tuurits.
1 nitl tint Hon tnliat-rn,
Aai tnali) ha, it ttt.lioil,
.Nur will I HinnkP ln.irlted tlfara,
I 11 takelujr labium- Imllpil
1 llu,ltivr'i ''.
'IIioip n tut ottjpct In Italian tnilsiatltni (orcft all
atntut t linatuptirr Culiiialnia.
I rpd lldujtlaa aaia thai Hiiinl)ttt a 'naturally
linmaliu and JjnI." It fa plpaalnic tn nute that itIicii
irnttlanil murderous lie Ih unnatural
Nipi tliat tLft waalliPr irnpa with lilt. AcU'ultura
Ilppartlni nt. It ta umri'lhan rtt-r Hlllur tliat it
al.nild rain plH.llf.ilkt Hot it ahuuldu't I'lov
Brt al gitna
VACRAN1 VERSES.
7hoy Como
'lhp t nine Hit. iiipirir l-i9tit Haiti'
I iih I urrrh and Itiadipp.'it.,
I St. litttpuat t alt i iu arfaiu,
And t kit t'ia Kalliitlpi .-it.
Hit. tati-tni insl unit, tht. thva
that tilillatPtuir t.-atiiit.t,
rtit Int. tilth pent tir tint; lira,
Anil ittindr) aundritd ireaturaa
I he net it anil Hit cut a or in imif
itn pnliahup their arui.ir,
Hie tl.imh I.iik nnikea his ernal Ihiii
lu uuiliurth li.r thtt farmer
'I he itairil t ureulinhOtletll nut
In mail tlxt fruit tleetlllirit,
And hi laeli ircnle i lurkhaliuiil
leu lilltlu.1 cateriullara
The t ulit tnratfa auitato
I lit ir tin leratantilnua tiirai.
Anil mnte fiuin nut llielarun atale
ItiM.iiijiijtateNi w .leree)
lie lieetletluiia hla wiiralni: ilutiica,
i Ihe itmtll la leiliiittia,
'I In. waaptliriii.atia lna vrurkius tlolhra.
Anil threaUlla til eulltu lia
Mi. jet. 'Ihit Ajiueii tjttrr i
111 tififri'l, am en lurlll,
rtrti, i.ru, .irfA.iiletu,
I Uett ra, Mlli un furtll
I re Innu nur peateuf min 1 In "rnaat,"
tlur hidea tuatamp anil iHrliali
Thai . I'UluK, klllkiuK. lillllll'S lid't
I hat I uLKreaa Lan'l abulUti
Jlutlaa ( onr(r, ,
Ttt for Tut.
W ml iin uatiiiut iHiiut a tioncll J"
Saul tuu tiualiand tit hi wife
IJM iu v-nnien are an uneleaa '
1 at me do it here ' )uur ktilftt ?
Then hebaliteied her alioul it l
Till hi r Uteik til patUlue lied,
Antlaheeatd 1'iea-e tlireai this needle "
.Nutauuther ord hec&td.
t'Ufie IW flrwi,
llio Yo.glulni' Qirl.
In raehtiuic uoMii, with biiltmia bright,
Kile atanua bealda tha vt heel
TtieaMallurta al ;! their akyeard lllxat
lu lit her lutik iter a la-al
Ilertea are bl in, like huimner araa,
Her hair is uul m curl
hhe aleera me tt her iih t with eaae -
lheuhlni:)aehthisalrl -ttrk,,,.ir
Two UubloH.
If. m IAn .Vetr 1 u.t ll(W.
Vis. Niwimi (ill. 1 t.lsli uu euulil see Sin.
Vtlnktirsliulij. ll's p. rlectl) lmitjl Mitli
a dclleute, inci t llltle creature uslt lit It
aperfwt llitlf tli -ivb, Willi tin l.e!linti u,
tlieswreti'at null-m mill, tli fbliLl.igeni 111
11m hum .Uidfjiiur lu-aitiiu lilui . it i)ks
Uilllt Jilat elriiix., fruui In akin, and cm-ij
tin) Ii-.uum li.ul ti . ii isliliiu. .lb) tli..iiut.el
Mr. :t-wmu I-, u ii in ui urn nab) :
Mri. .NeWlun-Ml-lo in. H"l lull.
I Lost
Ml lulltliltmu, vu. all run duui m..t unable tu
work III ill tutliu i tuiidltluuul lII lt, vben
told that Ilouu i Lit aianlU mjs Juatwliat I
utiided. As a driit.i.m.- braupa ut h Hra I ue- ,
etdul la try t LI utdl, li.u, und tu my urett
Biirpi ue, from thu url du) I Uiau tuiuiprute
11) the llinu I hud t.ii .bed in) ,, JUd buttle I
titd reiralued lay bealth and atrtruirtb, and fruiu
ttintdiy Irentay 1 lme Ueu irrleiil) veil 1
bate xecouuuended liuud a hjiaapaillU tu tu
frleuuit, vrlioru I know buvn been 1 euetlled by It. i
It is Indeed peculiar tu ll-lf, In that i
Hood's Sarsaparilla
not only tislps, but It cures ' II (!. 1'idcock, IU
j -clcvtuUtrtstt, LkiuUrtvllle, 4 J,
I SKETCHES BY A. I
In Sonroh of n Monument.
I wasoter in the Pennsylvania Ilailtoud
Depot tho other afternoon when a mnu
came to mo and nskod if I know of a place
whero n monument for a grsvc could be
procured. Ilo suld if I had timo bo would
lll,o to sit down nud tall, with inn about
monuments, und whin we had found n
letniil plner bn began with.
-I'M been thinking nil nlmm Hint I'd j
nrdrr ii nioiiuiuriit about thirty Itet hu'h,
withaiiniigoloutop.bin I ilunuo. It's
for niv wife, ou know' Lost her two
vtnrsnso. Awlul good wife, but .50n is
u In ap to pay ior it mtiiiiimtiit."
"Yes."
" Pt h been told that marblo nngrls are
going out of sljle. You nro knocking ,
iiioiiiid nil Iho time. wIiiiI'b tour idea?" I
' I seo mine oi losa of 'i m. but that's n
nmtter of taste."
'A filler uln't obliged to git ono to
show that linloted his wife?"
"Ob, no."
' Wall, 1 gui'is I'll li.no thu angel off.
I'to I in thinking all along P'l get n
monument at least tblrtt Itet high. I nt J
iluuiio. 'Ihirty fttt's purty high.
itti't il?" I
" vn, nrottv high." '
' No particular fusbion about it, 1
Vposu?"
" None w hatetcr, "
'I he tallest one in our hurt ing.ground
i Btnil) twinty 11 e lett.niid I thought I'd
brat il. but I'to sort o' changed my mind
since lending homo. Kterv extra foot1
lost like Sam Hill, uud sonic of tbo
neighbors might sny I wns just putting it
nil ou to make n show. I'.ter lose nny of (
your w lies?"
"No." I
" lt'Hnsadthing Uteri body said I'd
go insano titer it, and I export 1 had n I
edobu squeak. Curious bow much a man
call lite through."
' It is, indeed."
" Thcio nro inouiiiiiculs twenty feo'
high, I presumoV"
"Ob mb."
"A husband wants io do tbo right
Hung, you know, but it isn't them ns
mako tho greatest bhotv that feel tho
worst. Ouu of tho tallest monuments
put up in our buiying ground was bought
by ii mini who wns plajlng baseball a
wiok niter bib wife died. I bateu't even
Hitched it game, of quoits ill twojears
'I bat shows tbo difference, don't it?"
' It certainly dors."
" I'to seen lnoiimuoiitH llfloen feet high
t which lookrdical rich and stylish. You've
linen around a good deal nud bnve prob
.ihlj semi the biimo thing. Didn't it btriku
jou that tlio huRbnnd was grieving just as
much as if be bad bought n tidier ono?"
"'ll.nl was tho niipiession 1 alvtnjs
hnl." '
"Coiildii'l no perbousay ho was stingy
and mean, could they '" I
' I hhouhl think not."
"Wull, I diinuo. I never was nohand
to overdo things. I'm not ono of them
kind to pilot tho barn led nud the doors
' w Into and thu council jailer to mako peo.
, plo think n uauorauia is going on inside.
You'te seen uiouuitieuta ten foot high, I
b'poso ?"
"Yes."
' ' Did they look rich nud bolid and ns if
tbo husband was loal borry ?"
"Us."
"You didn't nav to jourself Hint you'd
bet two to ono tho husbaud wns looking
foi a second wile?"
" No "
" Woll, I'vo sotlci thought 10 feet was
I n purtv fair monument, but I wanted to
i talk with soniu one about it. PoIKb iu it
country town nru nlwujs full of gossip,
, ton know, nud 1 didn't wimt to set their
tongues n goiug. Ten feot is about up to
' tht timu.tiiblo, isu't It "
j ".lust about."
! " Wall, I duuno. I want to do the fait
1 thing, but I don't waut auy ono to think
I'm piling it on for effect. If 1 should
mako a great spread aud then happen to
gtt married again it might lend to talk,
eh ?"
" It possibly might."
"That's what 1 was thinking of. You
nru knocking aiouud burjing.grouuds a
goud ill nl, ain't ou?"
" Yts, quite n good deal."
" And, of course, jou seo moro or less
ombstoues just common tombbtoues
which cost about M0?"
"Yet."
"No lamb oi top, oi auvtluug of that
kind ?"
"No."
".lust rich aud solid with a scroll
ur mud tho 'Sacred to too Meinorj'
' o - "
' Yes "
" i hen ou hateuotieed such n stone
as thai did it ever btriku you that the bus.
I'ltiid was clubo-tisted aud pcuurioiibr"
" No.
" Didn't say to yourselt that his grief
was till put ou?"
" No. '
' ' 'I bought just as uiueh of him ns if lie
bid put up a uiouuiniut tlfty feet h'gh
with two nugols on It''
"l3 "
" Wall, that settles it. I'll btriko somo-
thing for about r'.'fj or JQ and git ujear'b
' time on it if 1 can, uud if full. talk 1 ,
eau'i huln it. Kvcrybo ly who knows mo i
l.uows that I iilmost went ciaiy audi
, tiled to jump into tho well, and .von could
tell I vvxs gcioviug if I hidn't said u word
!toou, couldn't you?" I
I " 1 think you look very borrow fill. " !
I "'Hint settles it! 1 gtiete right here I
in in; Loitt- I put up n 2Z tombstone
kiuiplv to murk the ginte. All Is O. K.
ami I'm it thoiibaud tiiuts obletgcd aud
will i.ou go out nud Cud a shop. If It
huppiiib tu bo n dull time and I can be it
the man do ,t u from i'Jr to tf 15 so much
tin bitter." M. Quau.
"lio City Man Abroud.
if, ... Mr.. Id .SwillA' tluttt Vawa )
VttMUuIn (suburban rallwa) ileput) I II
ln-1 thai man lias just rented u biiiuun r i ut
t age v u li i binall grass pint lu rriml aud ten
or iwi nt) sipiaie leel of gulden behind.
I-niingrr llutv et')e kluiw'r
1 Sew xleulcr He just stopped an' ordered
buut beteuteeii a.-ritultural papers.
The regular uaeof Moxell'sTkctuinoOosdul
durius tavthluB iraita lh Uiirrhuf. 'ii cauta. "
HELP THE TOTS.
... a ... --
ContribQta Yonr Mite to tba Free
Doctor Fund
Hot Weather Brings Death and Suf-i
fcring in Tenement-Houses.
!
Nell Nelson Tells of Somo Sail Cases ,
of Poverty.
I
i
'I mi t lift leuour; Tor H'ltl, signed '
"timl Mdliila, 10.1 Klttll ntenilf,"
mill I lit- other ftr e:iH.r.O, algllfil ".I.
tlaaoli " lllite iM-eli aellt to t lias Silk
Itnliy riinil anil rrtilllietl fiom the
hunks ita tmrtlitrai. All) Information
leading to tin- lili-ntltt of the sendern
tillt hi thanh-fully lfrrlvi-tt tty ttio
I.illlnr iir"'llm i:teiiliig World. "
THE SUBSCRIPTIONS
Prealnpalf acknowleitt-eil Jl.COS 3J
lllriile lUiratfa inlleclluu in 07
Mia T .. . 1 mi I
Atiuaand I the lallman 1 U0
Mrs Murrlauu J Oil
I inllle J.6U
lasli 1 Ul)
llarie) tl.VU
I.. M P 1.HU
Ladles uf tf. U. Tol. l,Vi fi 00
V P. Thnrp r. 0U
l' V. Palteraoi 'J 25
1. II I. 'J III!
Hatty Isiaelau J 00
II VV 1 00
llali Ilia 1 00
Penn atreet entertainment . . H 00
All rtintrlhiitlntiH sent to " Tlir I'veli
llig World" tiftlm for the Sick Unlit
I'tintl Hliuultl hn tllreitcil to Cnlliler,
.Ntsw ork airlif ," l'ullUi-r llullilllig.
Pndcueei i niitillnlng flnttirs, Jti-..
sliuttlfl he utlillraanl tn Irt. Jtolierts, 30
Weal Illlrtv-llrill atr,ei't.
Any one tvhusn niitritititlon to tlir
sh k Itnhy Flinit la licit urknntvleilKecl In
thean I'ciluinris trill confer n favor by
nntirjlnjt tile lalllor of "The Uveulug
World."
WHERE POVERTY REIGNS.
Nell NolBon Deaorlbos Ono of tbo
Many Caeoa of Doetltutlon.
Itoosotelt street I
'1 he liuiue Is arlstoci atle, but tbo luc.illt v Is
a tlts-uial Htvamp ot potert) and wrettheit
ness. ou euuiiot walk tho distance of a
lilwk without doing violent e to health, and
' wherever )ou piok the seusei am assailed by
leinilsltii olijeets the putrefjliig tareuss
of a iniirdertd horse or furloin eat;
sfuil-nudo ehllilren searching tho gut
teis for scraps of provision tosbeil from
the dingy shops; Inhuman liug-i, eiuell) ile
gruileU b) eln uinstames, turning up the UHJ!
In the garbage cans with the greed) expec
tancy of hooking a luarki table rag or sertice
nbli'clniler; gaunt, bloodless nit n nnutvoiueu.
imtlH dpspcrute b hiingei' und illstrebs,
who pass and repass one another ull hourH of
uf I In' day and nlht, anil pun), fretful babies
I'lndleil In the lapsof uiothtis too weak, fiom
ciliaiHtliiii tomoteiibiiut.
'I his Is the Mieet and these aie the scenes
fninlllir io the lieo l'lijslcluu assigned to
iiilsslonar) wink byTiiKl.VKMso WoiiLueon
trilmturs to the sick, llables' l'unil.
citiM ilu.t that huinuiu vl-ltor gave nine
hours of his time to this locality, llo began
oik on the patemtnt, treating little ilill.
ill i li and mltlsliig the innthers and elder slv
tei what to do for special eases.
He went through iho dart hallways and up
tho rickrt), iliiup Ktulrs, stopping on eter)
floor and Inquiring at eter) doorfoi sick chip
dreu. Io sate time as woll as to rconomUe
stiength he tiKik ailtantugeof tho open sky
lights to truss the root to the next house,
making In the lotiud trip sometimes lurt)
il.ln
111 une house, ou tho top lloor, rear Uat, his
knock ttasunswered by u little girl, scan ely
rLfht jrarsur age. ihe was barefoot, a fuded
c.ilko dress cov ei ed her eiuaclated furm and
her tangled brown turls guve iio evldeiue of a
, mother'! caie. swollen ejtllds and white
, maiks on her dtit), pretl) little faie InUI-
. eated that she hud been cr.tlng.
'I lu- kite lie u was lighted and tentllattil by
a window overlooking a court, and so i lose to
I the utljclnltig ti iieiuent us to be lenehed li) a i
i Uiooiu handle. 'Ihe mum was theerless, ui.
jtkl) aud absolutil) without luinllure, e
teptliigiipliie table, a couple of chairs and a
iiackcr box that hi Id an oil stove. Iu the
oiicn lire place weie ihlps and blocks that
picsuiuabl) had been gathiitd from a build
ing In process ufiouitruitlon.
llejiind this was a second room smallei lu
sle thun the kitchen uud darker than the
I hall through which the d ictor hud groped his
I way. on the lure lloor, without earpet or
I bed ot an) kind, lay the corpse ot a little
ihlld eoveied by a sheet. Ihe slstei began to
i cr), uot from pity or aii) kindred motive, but
' feu.
It washer Hist aequalntnneo with the hor
rors of death, and she could not understand
It. Mieelearl) loved her little slsttr, whom
i she h id cared foi and pl.i)ed Willi cut bince
she could remember, nud now ,w ht u she sta) ed
luthe othtr room with her blue ejeswlde
inn n, her lips un.irt us thutigh about tu sut-.ik
to her, and her li mils no cold and still, she
was afraid aud wept bltterl).
Her motlur was una), bho said; she bad
hud gone tu the undu taker's, and bide her
lock tho door and sll nl the open window
" llito a good girl until she came back."
'1 he baby slsti rwas Just aa the pnoi mother
had left her. .she wore a cotton dioss, soiled
tilth wear and suur-suiellliig from the milk,
intilletues and food tint hud In en dropped on
It. 1 lie shoes aud stockings had the appear.
unCvMit lielng leieiitly pin i based, and weie,
lu fuel, the unl) new arth iss about the placi.
Near by v.ssu bottle of eholetk. mixture ull
Ihe rrni'tly potert) could affonl.
lnqulr) elicited thear statements from the
sorioulng child, and there Is a stuoii lu
I etery oue.
S.U- wa.s alw ajs sick, becauie maiunm
I went ,wf) to work every day und we sta)ed
lif re ulone. 1 didn't have uii) sloj or hat to
I utu, uJ before II was hot I didn't Lnveun)
dok. And we didn't hi i-ny dinner till
I iiumtui esQis huu.e. M) papa Is dead, and
in.) little brother, be'sdesd, loo."
Ur. Hubbard will see tLtl ii child Isde-
I centl) burl'd. but thrre U titiir and uiore
Inqurtunl work to b: dune In the ce. Mater I
Is is thin Hi, a lull. H Is djubltul If she
terhidone lts.iij u.c-i nf uuurlshlng fo. it
til her waolellfe. It Idoub.i,.1 If shkuuws
ihe oiufort Of s'loes aud slocking, 'he bile ot
tier little lett or the luxury of clsau, x ft !
I U."hliig
, .-Ue Leeds to bo put under treatment, her
liodv wished und i ared for. her hair clipped
und her syiteui built up with ktreDgthuulut
j oils, sours and gruels. She need fresh air
j und pet eon il assistance at ouce, and her
I heartbroken mother.whohaalrledbo bravely
I to tupport henlf and family, Is very desejr.
Ing ot the help and encouragement you cau
render
What ire cannot help a our mlatorteuie.
a afcSyWAeK t I iMI?m''i 'it ' fJi "
Succor must come from others, and It Is " a
kingly thing to help the fallen." You nr
not nsked to support, but to help the feeble
up, with only no small a sum as jouetui
spare.
une grain does not nil the granary, but it
helps Us fellow Just as your pennies or dimes
will rrsoltc themselves Into dollars and make
tee llables 'uud equal to the demands upon
It. Mow blp Is no help, fur the fcuiume r 1
not long and the babies need Immediate caie
to site Itum fiom tl e dreaded disorders that
come with thedog-di)H.
A willing helper dues uot wait until he Is
usked, or wult long for the hnp Incus that fob
lows and overflows th" In- ut, for there Is no
swertT pleusureln life tlitli d lag good In
others, i'.xperliucit for )ourseit, It 7011 don't
Id'.b'Vf 1, bj sending a contribution to the
li k llables Imii.i, oru bundle ot eluthlng tu
'lie ltellff ( omuilltte. 1
'Hi" mites or hiimanlt) who arc sutTeiliigl
und d)Ing nil ubout us me enlltltd to hate j
every need supplli'd, bit ause they uiesofnr
und so simple. V'ur toiupasllon.ite Interest
will ioiert'ti'r)ifilug. It was a favorite saj.
Ing of Nniitliey't that "there never beat a
h( lrttrult (Treat and generous that wits not
tender and 1 nnip.isd jnate."
let ) our generosity protc th" tend mess of
.tours. s Nili, Nrkso.s.
Blrdlo'n Collection.
lall,r IJltnr
1 11111 a little girl of eleven, nml do not have
much mone) to spend, bill I wuul to help the
hick babies ull 1 tan ; so I thought, us 1 could
onl) Rendu few pennies I would seo what 1
could do lu the way of taking up. 1 collection
among 111) frli nils. I got two little girls
Itoic I.) nit and Minnie Stockton to help me
sonic, but gut tin- lucst of It in) self, and I urn
going to tr) to get some more dining the
1 (summer, for I fell nwtnl soir) fur the poor
I little habits In the hot city.
I We iwd to lite In tlmlieurt of New York,
, but pauamoviil out lure, so his bubles could
hute plentt of frrsli ni n-ulr ami bathing, und
we nrc might v gltd he did, and would nut
want logo back to thrhoirnnms undulrt),
flut) htrtets. I liitlnsit.tuii . t of hiilii'snnil
iimotitits of lliusi. wliu hate helped me.
Hoping Tim will get lots of inline) mi tour
gnnd work, mid tliut I will b" ubleloMnd)ou
1 more, I uui) our little frit ml,
IlIlllUi: I.. l'llldATT,
I KIH l'lft) -second street, south llrooklyn.
1 Pipa, mnmuia, ','."i'. each; S. I Iggatt, T.
1 Klggati, II. lllggatt, lf)c. each; llalnh I'lg
gat l; 'llnnev 1 irgntt.Oc.eath; Miss M. f aie),
gir.; Mnilaltoss. ftc; ('. A. soavi r, Sftc.j W.
llilsioll, M. .1. Depp. toe;. Mrs. . K. I'ut
man, V.'u.; 11. ( . Mnmior, .Mrs. .1. Ii. Motktou,
Mrs. V Hall, 10c. each; Oscar tstockton, Will
ter Hilton, Cr. eat h; Mrs O. C. Kdwaids,
yoc; Hose I. nd, W. Campbell. Hull in r Hill,
.lohii tlroter, August weehold, Frederick
Iteiiel, 10c. aih; Mrs .1. II. Hays, Crockery
latk, trie, laeh; I.)dla Kobson, fie; Charles
Sllllir, 1. M. II., 10c uicli; J. How
luiiil, '-,."i'.; Mrs. Welch, inc.; II. II,
.-..; M. Tauge. g5r.; M. A. Mrk), 10C.J
Hat side n-h Market, ftc ; .1. Mrl'iitclicn, 10c;
s. rrleiid, ."illc; K. ti. P., -.ftc; cash, Joe; II.
lliilstearl llc.j .1. K. K, ',."'; . It. W.. -Mr,
MierwoiKl. Mr. Waldrow, t'ir each ; Max, inc.:
(iiTlrinle W. lingers, ."inc.; 'Ihe People's
Mnre, g.'ic; J. 1". Abrams, 10c; Mrs. l)ay,
.'.v.: Mrs. .fount, W. S. .t (11,, lllc. each; I
.1. Vt'sii'iiunn, gdo ; A 1 rlend. yc; M)rtle
1 Dale, Hie ; A Friend, aoc.; Friend, inc.;
! (leorge llanls'ii), J.llennctilottrr, !!."e. coch:
leash. 1 tic; Mrs. (s 11. Mai ten, -!.".; Cash,
.'ic; t ash, M.; Cash, lc; M. Stlner. lllc;
Cash, .lc ; l ash, inc.; 1 ash, yc ; A Filend,
6c.; Mr. (ash, il.V.; Mrs. (stlner. .10c; Mr.
llrasrt, l'.'e. 'lotal iilnount, tlll.OT.
Entartnlnmont In Brooklyn.
J IAe f lit' r
Last l'rldu) afternoon and evening, July :i,
some ehllilren K'tween the ages of six aud
ten tiars gate auenti rtnlnintnt ntgl."t Penn '
stieet. HrookDii, for the lienellt ot the Sick 1
Dalili s' 1'iiiid. Ihry leulued i'.i and wish
voulo send It to the slcle babies. I lie com
mittee weie. Lt'iu lioiikioi, It. Ill human,
J1.SSIK IlllkAHlH.
Threo Good Children.
Ti lie f illlur
liicloisi-d Und t'.'.','."i for the Sick llables
runrt, being a lolhciloii foi that purpose
made b) my three little thlldren, eiiton
(eleven )e.us), Mnignulte (s )enrs) mid
sterling (one ) car), Just befoie lent lng for the
country. (..itos 1'itti.ksos, sr.
They Hold a Fair.
Tu ll.r l.lllir
lour little girls held a full, 'lwoof them
send their money for the Mrk llables' Fund.
Ass a aud LuieTai ljun, Upper N)ack.
Five Dollars More.
Tilth' t.lllor
Inclosed please find $5 for the Sick Dab)
Fund. Yours, .lc., W. V. Tuorn-.
K. C. T., '.,..".0; W. P.T., y.SU.
An ABbury Parle Boy.
r.HAel Jtlor
Inclosed find :i for the Mck Iiab) Fund
hum a llllle bo) In Asbury Park. Hakv xt.
WORLDLINGS.
A newspaper In the (l)pay Jargon, tha Romany
tongue, la aoou to be publlehed In KiiBland ssith
the expectation of makinir It the urirau ot the wan
tiering people It will be edited by cleorge Smith,
the "king" of the F.ngllah gypaiea, who counta
upon getting iU,UU0 Bubacrlbera to It
There lie atury that I3,OOII worth of dlatuonda
are buried In a llrooklyn grave They adorn the
body of au eccentric peraun who died aereral yeara
ago. Iheiuetly Jeweia were placed lu the oofttn
deaplte theetrenooue proteata of tha undertaker
who bad charge of the funeral and who feared tha
deaecratltin of ghoula.
Seven of the nine Juaticea of the (supreme Court
now occupy their own houaea In YVaehtngton, and
the other two, the uew Juetlcea brown and brewer,
will aoon be almllarly Hied
llarou de ttondiiriz, the Hratlliln India-rubber
merchant who ii trying to corner the entire rubber
output uf the Amarun region, la an energetic man
of I'ortugueae birth, forty-one eara old. lie la of
abort and very portly Hgilra, with light complexion
and retl hair
Kauaaa ia a large State iu aome reapecta. Ithaa
been discovered by a etatietlclau that ahe could
take in aeven itmutrlea the aire uf Belgium ludatill
hare JOU, 000 ai rei to dlapoee of.
Defined.
ItrOM f'.iri.l
Customer itlve me a Vermont bhave.
llarber hat Is I bat, sir.
( tistouier Close.
To Make
Perfect. ,
fN EVERY Re
ceipt that calls for
baking powder,
rise the "RoyaL."
Better results will
be obtained because it is
the purest. It will make
the food lighter, sweeter,
of finer flavor, more di
gestible and wholesome.
It is always reliable and
uniform in its work.
Miss MAtUA PALOAfayi: "Tha
Royal Diking Powder It al good
at any can be. I have used It a
great deal and always with aaO
fs.Ttkrll"
ly-;Jcgg;--g-ti-a---3aa-l
'the ways OF WOMAN Fi.
Fads, Fashions aud Fansiea That
Delight tbo Gentler Sox.
Illuo Sorgo It Trimmed with Whtto
mid llluo Striped Cordlng-Slllc,
Satin and Crrpon for Iluisl-
ncttcs Latest Confection
or tha Toilet.
blue e-rrgr for all kinds of wear Is trimmed
1 with striped blue and while cording. White
Iw.itsttoats braided with gilt are lu Kngllsh
tallorsulis of tlaik green, ti limned Willi n
tubul ir braid of gn ru and gild.
fwk
M ill
blli
SF.ASU0RC COSTIMK.
rinlsbthenerks of girls' dresses with rib
bon, doubled to bring the edges together, or
flat folds of llssr, scrim, ir. Hive them silk
gloves or milts to ttrsi durtug the warm
weather, black shoes and Oxford ties and
hosier) suppl) tho footgear.
Silk, satin and even rrepnu nrc much used
fur bassinettes. The sou Oriental silk Is In
favor, but a great deal of lace Is Used. A 1 uche '
of silk or late Is often placed at the top and
lower edge of the bassinette, or sometimes It
ts trimmed round with threo rows of lice.
1 he curtains arc still placed beneath an oter
hauglug crown at the top, with a cascade of
lace down eithei side, but It Is newer to hive
a large flat bow- with a fulling of lace at tne
top, and to let a shorter curtain hang nt the
buck.thelongei cndbelugdrawnuptowaidlhe
feet. 'Ihe qulltsarc made of quilted batlu or
flannel, bordeied with n double flounce of
lace. Thebasle's nro of many new shape.
The French has four handles, which cross In
the ecntro beneath 11 bow. Others are made
of Iron on stands ', boine round standard ones
nrc made ou a wicker tilpod.
THE VAIOIS CAri.
bathing suits of st oc kluette are-of bluo as a'
rule, trimmed with white biuld. canvas
shoes aio easy to w alk In, nnd of course bbn k
hose ar .brn. Fane) capsof cloth or felt are
more lu t oguo for Jaunting than straw hats,
though the saqor shape altta)s looks girlish
with a bluo suit.
Chailes ltcade assumed Ihe management
aud criticism of Lllen Ten y during several
)curs of her stage life, und In .1 "choice de
rangement of epitaphs " she describes him us
"dear, lovable, aggratatlug, childlike, trarty,
gentle, obstinate and entire!) dtllgbtful aud
Interesting."
TUC Ci-.WBXD.
If black roust be put upon a binull Odld
have It lu the form of uu India silk frock mad"
with u low, round wa!st, plain or full, In baby
st)le, short puffed sleeves and u round gath
ered skirt, which Is tllnlshed with a deep hem.
The gulmpe and full sleeves should be of yel
low, blue, pink or old roae IndU silk, and ono
frock might have seteral guimpes, with a cas
cade of ribbons to much each one, which Is
made of short loops of halMnch plcot-tdged
ribbon arranged to fall from the right
houlder to the lett hip. Skirts should tsime
half way to the bhoe tops. Guimpes of iialn
kook are worn tt Ith all matcrlahi. aicat aa arc
the hlgb-toppcd coat shape or of the skirt
st) le gathered at the top and cuff.
Hound necks are prefened. to the V or
square sniped. All UtUe dresses open In the
back, and the bklita should have a wide lap bo
as to prevent an) gaping whan fastened.
To ornament au old frame with cereals,
cover It first with a layer of putty, laid on
smooth and even, on the outer edge place a
layer of broad beans, and haricot beans in.
side, filling the Interstices with maizes and
lice, nud paint the whole over with bronze
paint. 1 have seen some largo frames treated
In the Bame way, with the mnlze bet on them
In the pod.
The ociuand pale co.fee-tlnted laces aud
piece guipures, wb?n woru with colors, are
usually ui'cornpajltd with a large hntof fancy
openwork Tuscan, ttlmtned with clusteiBOf
teaiheis aud folds of velvet, which forma
most harmonious finish to the costume,
tdoves of a pair yellowish tau bhade are also
lorn with such tomblnallont, und these
usually in smde ; but kid gloves nre undoubt
edly the inon favoicd, and nre dyed In puch
numerous shades that almost cvt r) costume
can be matched ur lilted.
Som ot the confections of tho toilet aVe
white leather pocketbooks; gi ecu enamelled
low shoes; black bilk Mocklngs embroidered
with red and jellotv butterflies; led bilk pet
ticoats turned with gold lace to throw tho
skirts out fiom the feet; brocaded silk coats
fur precious babies; Individual silver turtles
the (.lie of the shellfish, for serv lng tho dcllca
c); large Jet tinllheads to strlug together torn
corselet at ross the front of n bodlco; heavy
corded laces to use as flat trimmings on black
net, silk uud grenadine dresses ; four-ln-hand
ties of blue nnd white China silk, to
wear with blue travelling or boating gowns ;
tan colored rloth for vests in travelling
gowns of dark blue serge, homespun or Chev
iot travelling gowns; black net saurerhats,
'rimmed with lace edging, gilt snakes aud
butterflies .mil a tiny band of gilt galloon.
THE CLEANER.
" One touch of nature makes tbe wholo
world kin." bo ruminated u passenger on a
HoboUen tei r) boat last evening nt witness,
lng a touching Incident. An express wagon
had driven up 1 few minutes before and de
posittd nn emlgiant, his wife, babes aud
household belongings on the pier. The emi
grant got part of his gorils aboaidthe boat
w lieu the signal whistle was given. He was
fi antic with fright lest ho should lose some
ot tht m, when nfevv passengers and twodeck
hands rushed Io his nsslstauco and qulckl)
transferred them to tho boat. TIKpoor end.
kraut he was Polish could not express his
1 thanks In Kngllsh, but thet beamed out of bis
'eyes. Atth landing stage the samo opera
1 lion was lepeated and the stranger put aboard
I the Haiti, without one of his helpers thinking
I that he had don" anything else but hlsdut).
j I notice that the friends uf bridge 'trustee
I HUlabraud hate been showering compliments
on him of late for the Important part he
I plujttl at the recent annual meeting of tho
1 bridge 'trustees, whlchiesulttd In the elee-
I lion to the I'resldenc) of Col. WngstafT. Mr.
IllllJbraial has a host of trl-nds andacqualut-
tuts, who point to lite record ns a bridge
Trustee with u great deal of pride.
The harmony umong the four Police Com
missioners Is not vcr) btrlklug, and the anx
let) among those police captulns who have
been expecting undeslrtd tiausfers Is lu con
sequence somewhat abated. I bear, how
ever, that capt. Hoses Cortrlght, of the West
One Hundred and Fifty-second street station,
Is to exchange plaics with Capt. McAvoy,of
tho Tw cut) -second, and that vcr) soon.
James Courtngne Sullivan, of tho Dlrmlng
ham (F.ng.) Jdili.Vei'Miasbecu briefly visit
ing New tork. He rushed over by the Urltan-
nlc and v. cnt bark b) the same v essel In order
to lie present lu lllrmlngham when the Prlnco
of Wales opens that town's new law courts.
Mr. hullivan Inspected the Pulitzer building
and was astonished at what he saw. Ills
admiration was partlcularl) aroused by the
elev alors, or, as he calls them, tho " lifts."
A big publishing firm Is confessedly In dim.
cultles, and there Is n surprl in store tor
several authors and for the bouk tnnrket In
general. The book trade, 1 am told, has been
fearfully dull this ) ear so far. 1 here hav e
been ter) few successes, and tho ledgers ot
most of tbo publishers tell distressing stories.
.
Mr. Alexander, of the Coleman House book
stand, who handles nearly all the current
publications, Is particularly popular with the
v urlous authors who pass around to see how
their works aie "going." Mr. Alexander al
ways tells tnem that no books are having any
sales but theirs, so that wheu they leave him
they ure invariably upon very good terms
with themselves and anxious to return.
Alexander Is very much ot a student ot
human nature.
Antolne ll'Arc), tho theatrical manager,
and the author of a book ot ballads, has writ
ten n novel from which he hopes great things.
Mr. li'Arcy has been thlrt) )enrs In the
theatrical business; now he Intends bursting
into literature.
a
Among the passengers who sailed on La
Oascogne for Europe to-day Is seuor Don Jose
tlaicla, the piopiletor aud director of Las
.uififuu5, the Spanish and Hlspano-Amerl-eandally
of the I'nltedstntCb. Ho Is accom
panied b) his w He and daughter In his bum
liter visit to Franco nud Spain, bis native
euuntr).
. Lewis Frascr, of Century, Is getting a
llg reputation ns an art lecturer. It Is u
pleasure to hear him, for his lecture affords
Instruction as well as entertainment.
A friend of mine Just from Washington tells
me that )ouug Jimmy Maine Is setting up as
a berry Wall. His wardrobe beems unlimited
and he goes to great pains to bhow It.
Theosophlst Judge Is still In Europe. When
1 sailed with him uu Ma) J3 bis Intention was
to return lu a furlulght. HU friend, Mr.
Patterson, tells me he will stuy there for
sometime. 1 fancy that his strong Intellect
and executive ability have been called upon
to strengthen the tfoelet).
' a a.
A Groat Future.
. IVoms,e )
"Mrs. Ilankiaon's eyes are giving out, and
lor ten ) ears she has been very hard of hear
lng. Poor woman: What can her futuro
lie?" said Mrs. Hicks.
" She'd make au excellent chaperon," said
the uus) input hctlc Ulcks.
A Study In Colors.
Itum IA Ep9
Harry Belle ban a dellclously rich com
plexion. Jack Yes, aud she has a father who Is de
llclously richer.
Direct to the) Ocean Piers.
The time-table of the Iron steamboat Com
pany for week-days has a full service to Coney
Island and Long brunch, aud tho Sunday
serv leu has seventeen trips to Cone) Island
and four round trips to Long branch. Thu
boats leave West Twcnt) -third street and
I'ler (New) No. I North ltlver, and the trip to
the Island may be taken fourteen times be
tween u a. v. and 11 r. u while the five
hour trip to Long brunch at either 0.30 A.
u. or a.ao t. m. from uptown and 10 a. 11.
or 4 r. x. from ller No. 1, Is one of the most
DODUlar excursions offered by any route.
FUN IN BUCK UND WHITE. Mf
niustrated WittioiBmB Oulled from t
Various Souroes, rHr
(g '
A Battlo-Sonrred Veteran. jK
from Jin. tft
Mr. Madison squeer so jou haven't honed h
that rarer ot mine vet, eh? Didn't I tell you L
that I must hate It because I was going to a jiB
part) to-night. V H
Prof. Ikaisgicasr 'Scuso Inc. sah; but I K.va1
clean forgot lilt, ties' in me loan ) o' dls one, lE'
sah; lilt's de one I ushall) tak's to pahtlesl WafHjV
A Uaolosa Expense. KP
Ilroiil-erA-. J H H
Mr. tie bale Do jou suppose we shall ever aWJl
be able 10 drop a nickel lu tho slot nnd get a IHt
wife? lRt
Miss Watting (in hr most captivating Vfc
tone) Oh, Il Is uniiriessni) to gotothatex- tB
pense, etcii now. Mr. de Lale. Brides are 1.
glt en nwa) , ) oil know . Y(
Ho Wontod to Mako Sure.
tFrom IVcA.) Ifl
if y ffl 1
Bildegi 00111 (to minister) How ma vtlll M
Hue? 1
Minister That depends upon how much you It
think It Is worth.
bridegroom Well. I think It Is worth 80,- H
010 ; but I'll coino uround lu a few days and Mis
sce)ou. W
Lost-Confltlenco. 1 Tl )
From Juifce, V, a I
"No," Bays Mrs. Pharp to her husband, iJi
"you cannot fool me ; it was 1 o'clock this I
morning when )ou came home." tS V
"Now, Mar), It was surely not later than (9f
1!! o'clock." 3 H
I say no j for I w as awake w hen you came i
and I looked it my watch aud It was Just 1 v
o'clock." 1 t
" Well, all right, Mary ; If ) ou believe your
old nlekel-piaied ti.'i-cent watch more than k,
j ou do me I have nothing further to say." Mk
All the Same. rm
ivom ruck. H v
" Did whiskey lend hlin astray J" 14
"No; It sent - a-rye." HirS
Quito a Fellow. aLltIHl
tl'rowi Juitijt. VEaVtVr
" What Is the cause of Dumle) 's sudden pops .Kv
ularlty at the club?" ! w I I
"8hl Don't let It go any further. Be was t 1
caught cheating at cards." L M .
Mal 1.
The Cat May Enjoy tho Picnic. VII
"Metaphorically speaking, )ou can never
tell how the eat will Jump In that house- Jfj
bold."
" If It was a sensible cat It would lump out
out uf the window, I should think, when they H
start ono of their little family arguments." M
An Eaey Explanation. liVtV,
I rein A.orA I VTv
" I don't see how ) ou manage to keep warm I ,
tn this house In told w eather," said a visitor Al sj
to a Dakota farmer. . ysjeti tv
"Oh, that's all right," replied the agrlcul- SeTM
turlst, "tbe house has a blanket mortgage I 1 '
on It.'1 J J,
mi i
Wouldn't Promlso for Sure. t Wrf
lroi rf.a I'fiopA. xBPv'
Minuter (tn Chicago) Will you take this Wfi
woman to be )our wedded wife, and keep B i
her ? If
llrldgegroom Hold up! Ill keep her If I B
can, lemember, but six. others have failed,
) ou know. Won't promise for sure I
A Discovery. JL (
rrutn lura HBH
" What Is Hint out there In tho water?" Kl
"It's the bellbnuy." B
" h), It's ringing wetl" aE(f
" From Jont to Earnost." j 'iHli
(from Ju.llr JPW
Pilmus The thratru caught fire In tho SthVB
midst ot the topical sung. m m
Secundus Did tbo comedian retain his jk H
preseure of mind ? 3sn
Primus es ; li" told the audlenco there Bl
w ns a llro under the stnge, but they need not ft mH
be alarmed, as thu manager was a Unlver- ltEfc
sallst. VW
w i
Tho Ace Qualification.
Icrum fuck BH
" How old ought a girl to be before she Bj
gets married ?" HI
Old enough to say ' yes.' " MU
A False Diagnosis. WD
lIromI-.uk. MU
Miss cropper How do they tell the age ot a Br
horset
Jack crupper lly the tectn.
Miss Cropper oh, es; whether they art t ill
artificial or not? V (.
A Striking Litenese. V
IVeiii futk 1 'aP
"Mr. Weber, this Is) our son's photograph VH
which he ordered. Hoes It not look like him? ill
Yes." W
" But he has not paid me tor It yet." BJ.
That looks still more like him." CBi '
Lovo'a Logic. B
From JuJg H
She rapa, may I marry Jack ? I could go nB'
further and faro worse. ("B
He You couldn't faro worse. Il
blie Then what's the usu ot my going H
further? - 1 .
I m
' Ancestral Comparisons. X Bj
ffroet Jud3, J VaS'jMLe
Miss Blewbludd (proudly) My grandfataer Kri
was a, Mrglnia Tuylour. IBl
Nevvb) Indeed! Well, to be equally IMl
candid, mlno was a Jersey city butcher? 1 BfJ
Bm!'
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