Search America's historic newspaper pages from 1756-1963 or use the U.S. Newspaper Directory to find information about American newspapers published between 1690-present. Chronicling America is sponsored jointly by the National Endowment for the Humanities external link and the Library of Congress. Learn more
Image provided by: The New York Public Library, Astor, Lenox and Tilden Foundation
Newspaper Page Text
The Evening W o f 1 d Daily Magazine, Saturday, June 1, 1912 "S'Matter, Pop?" (.n.S'ic) fig fin Kfi By C. M. Payne. (Tt N Ttrk World.) jS? Y5JI ' J " ,-- S ' ... 1 ISHlll - , i , i, fftfP.CIMM-f -aJTI ) JUST TrJfcrJ ACrTALI IKEt I AND TKoCtEJfcD T O 1 f Wr4 AtI '(uPToTriCMjriE M (sMattE . , JJ I -RIGHT I are -Animal I Notetj Animal L I DtTbMT SAMfc im tHe. ( Jd -n ),L??l3&.. I To? 1 wfcr nfittff wWWVVVVWWWVWVWVVWVMWWWWWWWMAAMWtNWWMVM I ' bOh, You Ophelia! y IWvUI IMS far TIM iyms 1-nbHakW O. By Dwigiy r Tort Wortd.) pinnnri 1 -i 1 i-nnrnnn.imij-n-nr-fnniY '," m . M0H0eR WHAT OPlteLIA't To? sue Hasm'J" MAoe ouriu FOR OVER 10 SosT Peep ih i II Kli There's Hett Po&,) -1 I MAee SHea WpwpedJ "A 1 1 Tiiftlk-. AT Nft SMRT AGAlH'l Zkm I 1 -me fiYOSlfrS I iC Fl 4K u W'.'j I I ll ll oneua rcy. -ofW mama ewon rjjvjjn V I JUST KNOT ates-j j T " li)knK Ueameh.') T ! D" jl Hu ' ! G-o-o-d N-i-g-h-t! By Tcrd G. Long vmy shooldnY WO1EA. vote jf they WANT TO? -THEY'VE GOT AS MUCH -y-5 BRAIN AS A MAM HAS' . . J BRAINS.' BRAINS DOnV YiU HOMEYFUGLE YOWRSELF.' WHAT DOES A W0WAM know about poimcs t See here, henry. I've been i?e)DM6 UP ABOUT THE POLmCALSlTUATfON l run i iv. ''THEY COT NO MORC- IDEA OF WHAT ReFER.CNDU1 AND RECALL. MEAM TffAN COW HAS ABOUT ALGEfif)! . - ( SPECIFCALL DEFERS TO THE V Hll HsTANCE OP TUP r nllVTS- V77 TUE .v.op the Judge- t r m . . . PSIDCRINCr- S VS.of the Judge-) g Just for Tun A: If JSri The June Bride H S M Bv EJeanor Schorer John What's capital punishment? Paul It's the six months' sentence a man gets for stealing a million dollars. Betty Vincent's Advice to Lovers Other Men's Attentions. m4W U r.NMJHS a young man has formally aalced a, girl to bo his wife, and sho has oonccntcd, ha has no right to object t any attention ho may accept from other young men. I know that I have said thin beforo and H aeems almost too obvloiti to say at all, but, strangely enough, I contlnuo to rfcrlve letters from youths Indignant "because the girl I'm railing on regularly Is going to a danoa with another man." Huppwe ehe la? What earthly rtfc-ht have you to try to prevent It, even If you have honored her with certain tokens of your favor? Bhe has made you no promises: you haven't even aaked for thorn. It'a a fair field, with vlotory yet to win, and other men havo as much right to compete aa yourtiolf. Heard in Jokeland. Jones Of course, some stenographers are extremely expert. Brown Oh, yesl I knew of one who married her rich employer In less than three months. B ES8IE'B plate and heraelf arc just too brimming full of Love to have an appetite left, tven for this sumptuous last Uachelor Girl din ner. And lur heart-whole and fancv-frce chum just laugh ind think it it a bully good joke, trhiln they rtli-h :,V lnint'j dishes set before them. ULKASOH HVllOHElt, "M. A." writes: "I had a rymrrel with a young man, but he has just Inherited a fortune and I want to make up with JUso. Shall I write him a letter!" STeu know -what ha will think If you do. "H. J," writes: "I have paid attention tJ a girl for three years and suddenly she stopped seeing me because she found out that my parents objected to her. Hor oaa I win bar baokT" Why don't you try to get your parents on your aldo and ask them to make some ovsrtures to the girl? "9. 9," writes: "Two young men have proposed to me. One of them Is ready o marry now. The other will nt be financially In n position fur marrlase for two yearn. Which shall I choose?" Take the ono you love best. N'otlilnr else ihould count In making your de cision. "JC J," writes: "la It aay great of fense for a boy to have at least one hand In his pocket when ho Is talking to u young lady?" It Is no great offense, 6ut It la not considered trw best of manners. "I,. N." writes: "Whenever I ro In rnmpany I Imagine that I don't act right and 1 don't know what to say. I.i It a dlaracn?" You are Buffering from se!f-oonc!ous. nem. Try to think less about yourself. "A. 8." wrltaa: "I expect to te max- rlod in June. I -work m a factory and have only saved SUti. Would that be' enough fr my trousseau?" If you apend It wisely you can get a nice little trousseau with the sum you mention. "H. W." writer: ".Mv mot!nr oft"n eci-H the oung l.idy I admire, but thvy do not know e.tr-h other. .My inothT says nho oiirV. not to speak to tliu young lidy without Introduction. How ran I maka tho two of them acquainted?" Why don't yu yourself Introduce the youne lady to your mother? "II. H" writes: "Is It propT for a young man to ask permission to call at a Klri'a home or should ho wult until she aikti him?" Iln ought to lo the asking. II." writes- "I am to bo married h'-it '-ll. la It pro-por for my intended hus band to pay for the wnditlnK announce men Is and the bridesmaids' flowers V Theae expenses are usuullji met try the bride's parents. The Papers Say By John L. Hobble Corrrl.tit. 1U1J, br Tin l'rM Vu!, OUHV sanctions pared poif." This is acting rather sudden, Tho peo ple themselves duln't sanction it until about fifty years ago. IUhlr Co. (Tin ,Nw V.i-k VtVrMI. one-half cent pieces, so that people mil not have to give the waiters uc large tips. "Man arrested for tapping wire and jfraliny efecfrlclfi." Then why don't they arrest the politicians who are stealing each other's thundert "Harvard's famous elm tree Is to be removed." Thts tree teas intended a a shade for the athletes; but the bookxeorms used it to such an extent that It teas nf no real value to the college. Th Government intends to o(N In figuring the piofit and lost in Wall street ice must not forget to in clude the man tcho committed sukiie last iceek after his speculations. "Cost of living to go higher." Thin is impossible. There is a limit even to altitude. "Authors to font 'best-seller' trust." They must take the binders and the press agents in tcith them; and Hot be deceived in the belief that th con tents of a book can make it a teat-seller. i . t! a 1 5 1 '4 v' i 1 i KasaWsTSTSsir: