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The Evening World Daily Magazine. Saturday. October 4. 1913 ' M "S'Matter, Pop?" g g S5BSaBSS55 a g 0 By c. M. PaynT E verheard in Silhouetteville "I uted to worry a lot about my "What did you tako to relieve "My wife." Well, Axel's Roof l UATe To Tfewe YOO AEuT) - . f " TV,. Bur tmh fti,y voo're eee.vctA -JfcaE f iwu ! fu. bump i2s CM.tWjT T6 KHoCK TEH. RooV OFFjl VgiTV f OoF. That'll 1 f X J IfSVO f. SOUD ROOF !. ) ITOIP- SOMEHOW IP (COVER UP? . TiJ A S UP QUICK Wr-J lOW J JOW. J y la , VZt'H ggtjigtggBM AWeKedMWdWwWeMNdMMMMMMM1 BeWlliMMeMMMMBee TX lio MAmAtltA 4 49N I Theyftor of a Secret J"ouv,en771 M gW M e Memento X Aft W X V1IIV1UU fj fj fj (CopTrtfht. 1011. by IWIMar, V'i- 1' Qbbs I.TNNKTTR li'AHMAM'f. turned lior Imrk on Broad way. Thli WM tiut tit for tt, beeauae Broadway bad often done tiir naini' thifiS ' M: K'Armamli- RtlUi the "tat" ipnied to have It, for the cx-leudlng lady or the "Reaping the Whirlwind" company had everthing to aslt of Broadway, nlille thara waa no vlce-vcraa. So Mill LylMtetU P'Armamle turned the back or her ehalf to her window that ovei iooke.i Broadwayi and eat down to Stitch In time the llatt thread beet of a black allk etocklng. The tu aaelt and glitter of the roaring Bread fray beneath her window hud no charm for her: what aha r atly deelred aa ha at r Mn k! .1 r or .' urcMsina room on . i i . . . i .... t ,i r audlancc gathered In lhat eapricioug quarter. In t..e mean lime tlioae ItOl k ina muat not be neglected, .ilk dui'a wear out ao, but after all. Isn't it Just the only guoda there la? The Hotel Thalia look o., H.o;ulwav a Marathon looks on the tea ' ttandt like a sl""y l"ff above toe whirlpool where the tides of two great thorough (area claah. Her the playerbanda gather at the end uf their wand.-nnits, to teases the buskin and dut the sock. Thtok In the streets around it ai"e book lrajoificea. theatres, agents, . -loads, and the lobater palaces lo wlihli those thorny pallia lead, Wandering through lit eccentric liallt of th dim and fust) T moa you teem to have found yourself In I great ark or raravan about to sail, or fly. or roll away on Wheels. AbOUl the house Ikngere a sense of unrest, of expectation, of Iranslentness, sven Of anxh ty nnl rehenalnn. The halls are a labyrinth, Soul In a iun l.n I puSSkt. Turning any corner, a dressing sack or neui-de--.il' may bring you up short. Tee meet ularn.lnK traedluns Btalklns re aSb rcibes In SSSrsk of rumored betbrooms. l'ro:n SundfSdS of rooms CCSne the bias of tulk, acrapa of new aad eld sonaa, sad tb ready leu?otr 6?31'MM 1 TMiNh- 1 Hmo a LOOK at mTTI pr jotftNtiKJ Alloy q , , . Tmfw,j iTOTtt.-tiva A tol J I M WITHOUT ANY V t OF Ct AN-D J 'ilk Vbf VlHATtVEli t, yjjAT-f.MT.Cjwj tf I T -J money." your" ruiruumruuuiri-i-i-i - - of th convened players. fltimmer tma ronic; their comparUea liava dlabandedi and they take their reat In their favorite riavanBury, while Ihey beneae the maniiKer for enxascinentn for the coming acaaon. At t h let hour of t lie afternoon the day work of tramplnr the round of the ngenta' offlcea la over. I'aat you, M ynu ra,rtbi, dlefa -tedly through the moaey halls, nit audible visions of hotirla, with veiled, atarry eyes, flying tag enda of thing- and a wlh of allk, bequeathing to th dull hallway an odor of gayety and a memory of frangt pannl. Herloua young comedlana. with veraatlle Adam's apple, gat her In door ways and talk of Itoolh. Far-reaching from somewhere cornea the amell .of ham anl red cuhhage, and the craah of dishes on the American plan Tat Indeterminate hum sf 1'fe In the Thalia Is enlivened by the dls n et pop ping it reasonable and SSlUbrlOUS in terval of beer bottle corks. Thus punctuated, life in the genial hostel scans easilythe comma being the fa vorlto mark, semicolons frowned upon, and pet lods barred. MlSt D'Armande'a room was a small one. There was room for her rocker between the dressier and tae wasiistand If it were ptaosd longitudinally. On the dresser were Its UBItfel a enutre- mi nts, plus the si4eading lady'a col lecttd souvenirs of road enxagement and photOSraphe Of her dearest and bi st professional friend At one of these photographs ahe looked twice or thrice as she darned, and smiled frlemllMv, I'd like to know where I.ee la Juat this minute," she aid, half aloud. If you hud been privileged to vh w the photograph thuj (lettered, you would have t nig'it at (ha firs) glanct that you taw lha picture of a msnyptttiled whit., flower blown through the air by a storm. Hut the floral kingdom w is not rseDOnslbls for that swirl of natal ..us wblttntee. YOU saw the filmy, brief skirt of Miss Rosalie ry . tl she made a complete In i Is-ovi r-tead turn In her wistaria-en- twined swing, far out from the taae. bigb above the beads eX lbs audience, i 1 laiahg i I I I 'Mr. Jonee le certainly a well-Informed man.' 'Vet. Mia wife telle him everything." Is Still in ' ' - ------------- - - ............. . j ou mw thu oemofe inaeo.uate rcji reeentatlon f tbt graeefuli kIcR, with whloti ebe. ut tiii "X'':tinii mo- nient. Hunt II.vWik, hlKli and far. tli yellow iik Kartw iv.-it aach evenlni pnn from lior iaTlla lirnli ani dRccri Ja.1 upon the dell(htd audience ii!o. You hw, too, rn;d thu blacK-olothiMl, IT loi.i. in 'riif pnta i' ...'in Ci Tae Nta Vorli Kienlas w rail Cenris i " . to Invest, to buy an ocean liner for him, Spittle ; To sudor giavtasspi Olotler, i would advise Kidney to go to one of ryaelSSdlS sad A'-tnlt lh-tilrr In PfulNllbS ocean steamship companle In New Stld oary OWes, ekbfag t (leaded TS, York and borrow a medium alaed twin stauawiiae DtMefuiK f;,i en. Pram i scrsw steamer and practise sroeelng the Bdtasrd Jurr. Feurlas Poaetss and I hi Wl 't ndi Dspr tllavlnalry four lulereetlng let ter w.th bill Inclosed in ahlo I (the let ter, not the bill) yo i Wlsbsd ms u pbas Sn tiii and frSS from all 'are and worry aim notified ms if i did not send you sixty cents for putting In Lixli light. Aug. 10 last, you would bring Isult, is to hand, Also I hard)! know what t.i say in I . . ... ,,. .,.,, tw ii a. lew eteamahlp costs, and If 1 111 think uuld egg our eldt apsj did- I IN fCT, tl L MADE j Place, Isn't It? LTie Story of zyfnd What Its mainly inaacullno patrona of irlact vaudeville u hundred handa ralaed with the hope of ataylna; the flight of the brilliant aerial token. I'orly week of the heat cltvulta tbll act ha l brOUtTbl Mm Roaallc Hay for ea' h of to ytara. Hhedld ith-r thlnfa during bar twelve tnlnutea--a ong end (20 SroOCuQ iftpocoQa nsy, to give up his potation as moving pleturs COWboy and become the captain of an ocean liner The fsjot that your son Sidney can ply the piano and has been u mearnet ist's "horse" oi- sUbjeOti and can atay In a state of cataleptic, trame in ttor window for a fortn sht at a time, would doubtless be of great help to him In navigating a ship, bUt ?" Kidney In duce bis friend, w no haa a, little money can wita It a few limes before he da- i Idea, The great sU'seaa Jour son Sidney h. made as a moling picture owboy b- uiie b can roll a cigarette with one land presages a prosperous career for him as commander of n ocean llneri Mrs. BlaVlBSky'S fear that her eon must auLriiit himself to be tattooed all o.i i .a lore In- i an income a sailor, because she saw a sailor In a dime ran Itum to tattooed, Is groundless Tstteo .ug is now entii'tly done awav with In the merchant marine. All sailors a. IIOw only compelled to deeoratS Ihem teelvee wltb nautical dttlgnt, auch at (niinMII itia HW n "Want yer enow .hovelled off, lady?" "Why, there won't be any enow for a month yet.' "Dat'e all right, lady. I kin wait!" a Secret Souvenir Discovery Led To. d-ince, Iniltatiotia of two or three a 1 torn wno are hut Imltatloni I n eelvee, and g i iien ok u i mtti u itep ladder ami feather duator; but Mrhen lha bleeaotitdeebed gwlng was let down from the llo-a, and SI.h It'iBalic oao nrnllliig Into the aeat, wiih the folden clrolot conapi' iioua in thu place wbenei Mr. Jarr Engages to Bring Home A Menagerie for a Harlem Flat anchors, ropea cgpCttBt, mofTOSldB, snasea, fat lad "S, Ac , by pyrogrsph) or burnt leather work After gidnsy his bsd these dt!nl burned over hi facade he m isl t nl them In dull psatSl shade. When It la too stormy for him as captain, to to on e k. tc can go in the hack portion of the Hh.p and let the lad) Paengers copy the pictures IS :,rt stitch or hea l work This kllll t me at sea and make any line popular w.th the ladles. As Is your w.fe being englOUS that I bring her home a couple of old cigar 'nines full of pearls ami diamonds, I esn only "ay thai I would have been more than (led to do so, bit I foraot to bring any elgaf boxes with me Thle la not my fault, gisvlnsky. You thould iiuin glvsn me several bosee of i gara before i left Don't let it happen scaln, I am also verv so r v ! will not bt iblt to bring home an slllgator and a rhi noceros to your mtls bo) lssy i sm glad to hear Ihsl thr Janitor ha prom i.,i to let him keep hem in the cellar and that IstV SSPSCtS le l"v for lha food and clothing of ihs alligator and rhinoceros by charging bis little play mutes In the neighborhood a I ent splocc to ride the tractable creatures around I III th cellar. I Bui fr that very reaeon 1 rnnnot I bring home the animals In question The natlvea here keen then in himneys 1 Wksre they fatten them for market, hut the very air of a JeisiMf ts iUUi death WEUU-L-lt'U, It WOUL"DN7 ijt E2ACTUT ItifiMT f to T5LAM6. IT ON CNM ONE. 6l.SE. ar Tka ha W Ok Tart la Ware,! J it "ai aoon to illde u"d beeorne a goer Ins and oovaied sucrden than It waa lhal the audlano rose in n leal aa u eirtvla man or preautnably m and in- doread the pecially that made Mlaa Ray'a name a favorite in tin iKiokiug oflloeai At the tad of 'he two :ira Mlaa Hay to them wh,l the preaence of cellar psuasa them to shed ai. ibelr wool and i n n a way that would break your heart to hear. I msrk whit yoU sa regarding how you would aPPrSC ate it If 1 W ouid shoal a tel of furl tot lour married slater, bul sm sort'.' to le, that this la the n ling teat in ' If furs down here, and lh i . forbid t ieir being hunted, foi feir lb.- little furs will perish If the pan ill r i r si ,,ie k lied, and hence cannot '.ring the w Id uis otaah to thsni upon winch these harmless but beautiful little rrsatu ret tubtitl I alto not- lhal our little son Ixsy w lh mi 10 'in. him home a pirate of which m Unit hoc wioia him; at ltv is much Interacted In ih curious . of t . w h pirate of theae lati tudes In but ling treasure. i t la t. in. of year, 1 am orry to sav plratSS are not In season. I shall b glad. hoWOVOri to bring you some nahemai from the Hahama IslanaA also a mongoost (s beautiful bird of j ii. a., i, thai It now In full plumage) I shaii also bt giad to bring ou several of th. 'i youndi or, aa they aru called hers mongosi mas. Tbs mandrake, another ourlsus tropi- al blrdi makes a n . pet wt.en stewed, but it should always be stewed in rum or sherry I snail glee he glad to bring your'litt.e say boms a shark or two, , if he nl'l promise to b gentle with ihmu. gig trei) yours, KOWAltD JARR T. By "I had te ditohsros my eeek. "And mine oarrlee ell ee, whe'a heuee." By auddeuly aniiounce,! to her d-ar friend Mia H'Armatidi , that she wat going to spend In au miner at an antediluvian village on the north shore of ini Island, and that the siase would e hr ho mote Keventean minute after Ml I.ynnetts I' Vr uiai.de had xprd her wish to know the wbereAb rule nf her old chum there were sharp rape at her door. Doubt not that it e Roaall Hy. At tb shrill DOTH is ml to enter she did o, with so mething of a tired flutter, and dropoed a heavy handbag on the floor Upon my word. It waa Roaalle. in a tonaa travel-etalned automobllaleee root, rloeely td timwn veil with yard long, flying end. ay walking ault and tan oafnrd with lavender overgaltera When an,, threw ,,ff her vi end hat yo i saw a pretty enough face, now Hushed and disturbed by some unusual motion, and retlea. large eye with dlsoontent marring their hrishtneaa. a heavy p'le nf dull a lburn hair hastily I p rt ur was escaping In cr nkty. wav ier strands and curling, email locke from the confining comb and plna. The meeting of th two waa not marked by the effusion vocal, gymnns tloal, oeculatory and catechetical that distinguishes th greeting of their un professional Sister In society Thar was a brief flinch, two almultaneoua labial labs and they atood on the same foot ing Of th old day. Very much like th short salutation of aoldler or uf trav eller in foreisn wild are the welcome between th tmllcra at the corner of their iTl-rroa road. ' I've got th ballroom two fllshl up above your." aald It ;. "bul I came straight to see you before going up. 1 .t it' i know you were here till they told I me." I "I've been in sin the Isat of April " said LynnettOi Ami I in going on the road with a 'Fatal Inheritance' com pany We open nexi week In K.liubcth. tu oosninost or saitss lo rut y Sfaartee tVeblaao. Areeae aVapln. the Vreneh thief-gealaa. le ea of th swalees. eathralUag eharaetere la Setioa. aad hie advaatare ere fully ee etlrrtag. The latest and beet Ateen Xaapea neeessa wtu begin naiagWiart 5 CMurt,CHUrf A 1 . . X2i n s the earrlod en eo." uken nearly everything In the ty Vic O. Henry I thought you'd quit th tte. Lea in about ynurlf." Rosalie settled herself with a eMIM wriggle on the top of Mill I ' A rmandee wardrobe trunk, and leaned her head agsinat the papered wall. From habit this can peripatetic ladle and their sister make hmivee a comfortable a thouah th dssSB armchalre embraced them. "I'm going lo tell you, Ljrne." edM aid. with a strangely sardonic and wt caraleeely resigned look on her ywwttM face. "And then to-morrow I'll SSffdSe the old Broadway trail again and wear tome more paint off the chair In MM acrnta' offli-ee. If anybody had tolej see eny time in lha last three month Dp to t o'clock thla afternoon that I'd listen to that Ieave-your-name-aad dress rot of , booking bunch I'd have given em the real Mrs. laush. Ixian me a Handkerchief, by lee' but thoae Long Island trains fler '. l ie sot enough toft-coal dera on my face to go on are Toagy without uaing the oork. St apeaklng of cork got anything drink, l.ynnT M aa ir Arniar.de opened the waahatand and look out a bottha, "There's nearly a pint of Man hat ten. There'e a cluster of carnations In Ike drinking glaas. hut" ' Hi, paa the bottle. Save rhe gkMS for company. Thanka' That hlta She pot The same to vou. My first eMBBs In three months' "Yea, Lynn, I quit the tat at the end of laat season I quit It necuuee I was sick of the life And especially be eauae my heart and soul were slot ajf men -of the kind of men we stag peo ple hale to be up a'-'ulnat. You ajMtW what t ie game is to ua It's a fight airiln-t em all the way down tb line from the manager who want u to try his new motor car to tne n n poeeero who want to call us by our flrtt aasst iTe Be Continued) le ae reaaeee ee daeeleeb awtal enbUeeSlen at . .. Mk a