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The Evening World Daily Magazine? Wednesday; July Tl 19 15
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MINIMIZE THE RISKS.
IT IS difficult to terrorko people in this country. Tho notivitlcs
of assassin and bomb-throwcre shock us, but thoy do not frighten
us, nor even shako our nerves.
Tho dynamiting of a room at tfio National Capitol, tho attompt
t kill Mr. Morgan,. and Monday Right's bomb explosion at Polico
Headquarters in this city thrco lawless acts of tho eamo sort in quick
, wecsssion aro startling. But far from losing its head, tho com
amaity merely turns a quick and vigilant eye upon polico and courts,
inrnt tilling only such guarantees for its safety as these constituted
and defenses can assure but demanding them to too full.
Against tho madman's weapon no community has over had pro-
faction. But against anarchy, sedition and dclibcrato forces of do
tbaction tho public fights, and fights effectively.
TA - -.L ...a, mZm etalIlM fc Vk fiAM AdHtlMI Till
free buwgu iro uau uuvur kvu uu wuuu mo uauu vuuuiuo. auv
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vma lawlessness wneiner moy eiriKo at property ur punwuut
it i . - t ii i i j - j x-. rm
in wlis city oomo-inrOTrers uavo long uarcu iuuuu. uio
protest" wnich tncy aaaressca to ronco neaaquaners snoum araw
. s pnmpt answer in tho shapo of tho biggest roundup yot of anarchists
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M aymmiicrB.
Tho publio knows thoro aro risks it must face. It maintains a
X police to minimiio them.
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MUST IT BE BROADER?
OME weeks ago tho President of tho United States warned tho
fighting factions in Mexico that unless thoy agreed to stop
killing each other and seek a way to poaco this country might
tare to take steps to. rescue Mexico from the mclce.
(What is tho outlook to dato?
Last Monday 18,000 followers of Villa and Cnrranza in pitched
yVattle at Paredon shot each other until tho casualties mounted to
V sons two thousand on both sides. Ocn. Pablo Gonzales with a ro
"iaforced army is banging away harder than ever at Mexico City. Za
.vjatVa. force it expected to evacuate only when it has fired its last
cartridge. Mexican bandits are raiding ranches and robbing banks in
tWseighborhood of Brownsville, Texas. And tho United States Gov-
CTanent hears from its agents that f amino and suffering in various
h a4a nf Vnrirn uta nrnn vnmin tlmn rmnrtfd. Hrnn nrn frnm Kf) in
$h ' SA Mir nnf TiA.mtl art A iYtn attilnttAn i rlinrn4 nrtmA nfl Tiififfll.
Query: Has Uncle Sam's hint to Mexico failed to register, and
If to, what about making it broader?
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i THF RITSINFS TF55T
& WT MAY BE many a long year botoro City Oliambcrlain Brucre s
'v' I iHtm. nf Vmt Vnrlf Oitv n n b?r pnrnnrnHnn in hn nin In tlin in.
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i - teresit 01 tis cuuen siocKiiomcrs approacnes realization, never
'? tMeM there is e growing tendency in discussing tho city's government
',vad finances to apply tests and standards of ordinary business. The
fjVaMstton who holds off ico ceases to bo moro important than tho qucs
twn what tho off ico itself accomplishes.
"No deluiton Is more persistent," Mr, Druoro assures us,
'Hhaa the general noperotltlon that an executlva can guide a
great Institution such as tho City of Now York morelr by
the fore of porsonalltjr and by -tho authority of otftclal posi
tion. To plan Intelligently and to guide wisely and con
ttrbctlvcly the programme ot service- carried on by the City
ot New York requires the eamo kind of facility for executive
Intelligence and control as Is provided tho chief working offi
cer, ot a comparatively groat private corporation."
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h?, 11 is not inoonccivauie inai now ion; may somo aay put itself
the hands of a commission to be rearranged and reorganized on
Tavksis of the highest crade of servico and return to tho millions who
$Jke tho city and supply tho money thai runs it. Complete home
jrsile might encourage New xork to freer experiments in municipal
'efficiency. Commission management has so far found favor onlv in
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MMller cities. But tho biggest corporations were not tho first ones.
Hits From Sharp Wits.
Lava vonr neighbors aa yourself.
lnit to prevent the lovp growlnR cold
ekaage them often. Dcaeret News.
There mar be no fool like an old
faaL but our observation has been
tut the youna Tool runs mm a pretty
ataae atcona. joiumDia umie.
tg,
t, ,jmn coueciora aay int aome men
r Mttles. Columbia Record.
The strength of a man'a voloe (a
Bat a' me&suro of his mental capacity.
Albany Journal.
Every owner presumes hla doir in
nocent on all charges brought by hi
neiBiiDora. Toledo uiooe.
The faintest praise that can he
given to n person la to aay that he
is. wen-moaning.
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Eomo persons' mental Drocesaea r
so highly roflned that they cannot
iiwto nam ot common-sense inougnu
Aiuany journal.
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Personal liberty cenernllv dwnnil
freedom for Itself and restriction for
oinera. uaiumoro American.
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Letters From the People
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ACkat Wwm MWIIItaaucraS.1
ta Editor of TIm EfBilot WurtJ !
' When the European war began the
'"Xeeelans changed tho name ot St.
fbteraburg to "I'etrograd," In order to
"arold the of the German sulUi
. "berg." It wo bad gone to war with
Oermany I suppose it would have
bean vp to ua to follow that lllus-
trkna ezamDle. In such a. case we'd
have hhd Plttagrad, Newgrad, Lynch.
Ma aad Fredeiickagrad. My own
iaar home district ot Brooklyn would
have been twisted to willlamsgrad.
Tea. and we could have gone further.
' Tbeae w'ulte and chilly Ice mountains
, J that float down from the North I'olo
.wewd have become Icegrads. Tbo
.' aeatlemanly yeggman would have bo-
ffr.l aeaae a aradlar. And our pleasure
eekara would nave gone to aradon
BSaOh, U. I. WILLIAMHUIIADEIL
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Editorials by Women
ENDING A NUISANCE AND CRUELTY
By Marguerite Mooers Marshall.
ONE of Now York's bits of thoughtless cruelty is just now re
ceiving its annual rehearsal. All over the city prosperous
families aro closing up their houses and apartments, going
away to tho country or tho sea and leaving their cats to starve.
Tho homeless creatures, hnlf-crazcu with hunger, aro a nuisanct
in many neighborhoods and aro becoming a plaguo in Central Park.
Thoy aro slaughtering tho squirrels, and Head Keeper William Snydor
has been forced to issuo orders for a campaigu of extermination. Ho is
entirely justified, of courso; cats in a park aro "matter out of place.'
But no household is justified in deliberately deserting oven its least
considered member.
Thcro is a perfectly slmplo way out for people who don't want
to tako tho cat on tho vacation trip, who havo no neighbor with whom
to leavo it, yet who cannot afford to havo it boarded.
A telephone call thrco days beforo your departure to tho Society
for tho Prevention of Cruelty to Animals will bring a. messenger to
your home. With no chargo to you, tho cat will bo taken away ari
its lifo painlessly ended.
In comparison to leaving tho animal without provision or pro
tection, such a course of action is infinitely kind, and if it wero more
generally followed both tho city authorities and tho persons who re
main in town all summer would bo spared much annoyance
The Stories
Of Stories
Plots of Immortal Fiction Masterpieces
By Albert Ptyson Terhane
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The Jarr Family
By Roy L. McCardell
"A
Oopjrtiht. HIS. br TIm Vim l'uMlhUi Oo.MTK N Yotk BrnUn WortJ).
8 much as I hato to do It, i leavo our cards."
thoy must bo gotten through I tho two tnon journoyed
Mrs. Jarr Enjoys an Afternoon
Of Unsociable Sociability
any one out myself ever
3 than aht of a way to make bearable
rir.t awful uphill underground walk
ac a ruiiung or more irora u luue
.A- AW. T.--I - Ul.Hnnf T I - M liAr-nn
KllfW V fc U IIUIIW
Vtl tM .weak or tired. I auggeat a
f-jMvlnk sidewalk. But It won't be put
'fc.HWiv? naaauae lt'a for comfort.
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A Woman Brradntanrr'a Answer.
To U EJltor ot Tb Krtnkf World t
in answer to A. U. J . a recent nnorr
la It not beyond. tho reach of the
majority of men to support a wlfa
and family?" I wish to av. as .a
woman who la In tho brendwlnntng
ranks, that I believe nine out of every
ten women who aro employed In of
ncea would gladly forsako the ma
chines the writer speaks of and take
up the wash tub and range and ma
ternity tor tne ngnt eon of man. Of
course a girl naturally prefers a type
writer or ofllce work with compen
sation to the homo where sho has to
llvo on her father's slender Income.
Hut I think I can safely ey that nlno
out of ten working girls would be
willing, even glad, to work for and
with the man who would strive to
make a modestly comfortable homo
for his wlfo and for her children. Any
normal girl would rather have a home
or nor own man a typewriter.
H.A.&
What's the Cash Loss.
To th alitor of Ttw Ermine World:
Here la a slmplo problom for read
ers: "A buys a pair of shoes for
11.60. A sella the shoes to O for 12.00.
A then buys another pair of shoes for
ij.60. wnat u A'a caan iosst-
A.& W.
with," said Mrs. Jarr, as sho
put on her gloves. 8ho was not refer
ring to the gloves, howovor.
Mrs. Itangle sat, hatted and veiled,
waiting for her and, It was evident
that some mutual excursion cauoa
them forth.
"I don't know what people think ot
me," said Mrs. Itangle, as sno nippeu
at the veil under her chin and putted
It down with that peculiar and charac
teristic action of women with which
(by pulling the edges of tho voll with
the hand and dropping tho chin as It
gulping down something nt the same
time) thoy adjust tholr veils.
"Out lt'a a thing one must do;
there's no escaping It. Hut I do da-
dare lt'a a bother!" said Mrs. Itanitlo,
It was evidently somo portentouB
effort that called them forth, for flnal
ly Mrs, Jarr said. "I'm ready, my dear,
How does my skirt hang?" And Mrs,
Itanglo said "l'orfoctiy," and came
over and shared tho mirror with Mrs.
Jarr to roe If her own hat and other
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"Oh, dear mel" said Mre. Jarr at
the door. "If I haven't forgotten my
cardcasel" And she went over to tho
bureau and felt along the top of tho
bureau cover. The hard outllno ot a
key was encountered and Mrs. Jarr
took It from under the cover, opened
a bureau drawer, got out her cardcase,
locked tho drawer and put tho koy
back under tho cover.
All women lock things securely and
then put tho key somewhere where It
will bo easy for everybody to And.
Thla la a groat precaution against
burglars, Inquisitive servants and
email children. Women also seldom
oliango tho hiding plsco ot a key, for
when they do thoy aro always sure to
forget wtjerc they plaoed It.
"I do hopo wo aro going at tne
proper time," said Mrs. Rangle. "And
ore you euro?"
"I'm oortaln or I wouldn't go," nald
Mrs, Jarr. And the two ladles walked
down the street till thoy came to
Mrs. Stryver'a houao.
'Mrs. Btryver's out," said the maid.
"Dear mel" said Mrs. Jarr.
"Isn't It too bad I" said Mrs. Itangle.
Then both ladles left their cards.
"Didn't I tell you?" said Mrs. Jarr,
"She's out colling herself." They
then proceeded to tho house whero
Clara Mudrldgo-Smlth lived,
ttlfo. Smith Is out," said the butler,
"Ohyea," said Mrs. Jarr, sweetly,
"I remember now, Mrs. Smith goes to
the Woman'a Btay-at-Home Club
vary Monday and Thursday. Wa'll
on
resided In
whore Mrs. Hlckett
boarding houso.
Mrs. Hlckett ain't In," said the
sorvant girl. "She goes to see her
married ' daughter la Flushing this
day every wook."
"How stupid ot mo not to think
of that!" said Mis. Jarr. "Well,
glvo hor these cards and tell her
Mrs. Jarr and Mrs. Ilangle called
and wero so sorry not to And her In."
"Where do wo go next?" asked
Mrs. Ilanglo.
"Dr. Smork's house Is the near
est," replied Mrs. Jarr.
"This 1b tho day Dr. Smerk'a wlfo
goes riding in the park, Isn't It?"
asked Mrs. Itanglo.
They left their cards for Mrs. Dr.
Smerk, and also their pencilled re
grets on them.
"Now for Mrs. Terwilllger's," aald
Mrs. Jarr. "Sho had a dressmaker
In by the day this week, she told me,
and she'll bo sure to be shopping."
The surmise was correct, Mrs. Ter-
wllltgor was out shopping, and two
mora cards were left.
"It Is a wasto ot money, though,"
said , Mrs. Itangle. "Those engraved
cards cost three cents apiece. But
sometimes, when one is looking over
a card tray In a trlend'a house, one
can find several one loft before."
- JTiaMMV,yVararaareraraJVl
The Dower of Beauty
By Marie Montaigne
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"I often Just touch a card tray
whero I know some of my cards are
and stir them to too top," said Mrs.
Jarr, "especially It my supply la
running low."
'Now that's done, let us go enjoy
ourselves," said Mrs. Itangle, and
thoy sought out a sumptuous tea
room and regaled themselves with
tea, cakes, sandwiches, Ac
a caim happiness of social dutl
an miniied permeates the average
woman when she makes her calls
and finds the women sho called on
aro really not at home.
OopjrtUbt, ltlB, br Tba Pnu PublUilnf Oo. (Tti Nw Tuk Brralnc Workl)
Take Care of Your Hands in Summer.
N summer constant caro of the hands Is necessary for the reason that
tho hind la expeaed to rough exorclsa and to hot suns and winds. Row
Ing, especially subjects tbo skin to that blistering sunbeam that comes
from the rofloctlsn cf sunlight on
water, and tho palms ot the handa
to callouses.
Aftor coming In from any outdoor
exerclao In which heavy gloves have
not been worn, bathe the handa In
warm water to cleanse them. Corn
meal or oatmeal, mixed with almond
meal, la excellent to wash them with,
because tho moal not only cleanses
but softens and soothes the cuticle.
Then, If the sun has been very hot,
.batho them with vinegar In which a
little water has been stirred, and
gently rub cold cream or coWs
cream Into, tho skin. The handa
may then be dusted with oatmeal
and wiped otf. They will look soft
and milky white and feel refreshed.
At. night use a lotion on tbem, or
meal' and milk, and then cold cream,
letting the cream remain on all
night. Hub some of .the cream Into
RL VOUR. NAIUS EVERV
MORNING TO KEEP THE
APR OVAL
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tho corners of the nails every night.
or every altornate night, to prevent
the akin becoming callous at tne cor-
nera, and fwlco each day push the flesh dow.i from the nail with an orange
stick. Hopoat this every time the hands are washed, using a towel for
tho purpose, ,
It will bo cony to koup tho nails In good condition It the orange stick
Is used frequently, nnd the file employed every day, koeplng the nail corners
well rounded. Smooth tho edges with an ornery board and then soak tho
finger ends In ruin water or distilled water, mixed with glycerino and
rosewatcr. This will soften tho nulls so that any ragged onda at the corners
may bo trimmed off with tho nail scissors. Never use a sharp Instrument
to cleanso tho nails, for the skin beneath tho nnll nnd tho nail Itself will be
roughened and scratched so that It will require a long tlmo to remove the
Injury nnd to cleanse tho nalla afterward.
Where the flngerB aro really dirty uso oil to wnsh them, wiping It off
thoroughly beforo washing tho hands with soap and water. 8,talna may be
removed with pumlco stone, lemon Julco or, ,lf obstinate, turpentine. After
tho nails aro clean, trimmed and rounded with the fllo Into an oval shape,
polish them with pink manicure po - nnd then with a cloan buffer. Five
minutes' core of tho hands at night a 1 ten mlnutoa1 care of the nalla In tha
morning will aave frequent hours o.nleuriBg.
To Keep Baby Well.
By Marion Barton.
(Oopprifht, jtlS. br W. T. D. Barton)
SUtp and QuM.
JUST aa no good gardener pulls up
a young plant often to see it Its
roots are growing, so no wise
carotaker exposes baby'a nervous
system to notae and mauling to aes
how "cuto" he la.
Quiet la tho great shock-absorber
that lets infantile nerve and brain
cells develop normally. During his
flrat year a healthy baby should
treble hla birth weight, and his brain
increases moro than In all his adult
years put together. Could nature
shout more loudly a baby's need of
rest and quiet?
Sudden nolsos, however entertain'
lng, hand clappings, boolnga, Jounc
lngs In midair and constant offer
lngs ot toys Impinge upon the mys
terlous chomlcal prooesses whloh are
the secret ot normal growth, disturb
Ing and distorting them. Most sooth
lng syrups contain opium, which la
Injurious. Shun "pacifiera," those
germy manic nippies tiea to a string
pinnea to a D&uy. u your Dioy cries
investigate tne reason ana remove it
These hideous "pacifiers" make baby
suck wind for collo, enlarge hla
mouth, deform his Jaws, infect his
system with germs ana invite aden
olds, a DAcmer is u Daaao or ur.
norance.. The first service suffra
gettes ahould render bablea la the
enactment of a law fining shop keep-
era who sen tnese aoominauona to
silly mothers.
in nia nrsi year a neaitny Daoy
ahould aleep mora than two-thirds of
tho tlmo and he will it he Is not
nvnrfed. overDlayed with and racked
nervously, up to six years children
need midday naps: ten or twelve
hours ot sleep. In all. After his fifth
month baby does not need food be.
tween 10 P. M. and 6 A. M. Satisfy
a. child's hunger: maae mm comfort
able physically; ventilate and darken
hla room, and put him to bed awake.
Dear aa bablea are to rook, aatlafy
your Instinct to rock him (and his to
bo mothered) during the day.
Anv baby unable to turn over
ahould be put to sleep on alternate
sides, so he may davelop aymmetrl
eaiiv. Tba cosy habit of "tuckla ta"
jjaaould Ua way to !, tiajkt "
Ooprritht. 101B, br TtM 1-rtM IUtIUblii Oo. (To Nr Yotk Emilni World).
No. 2Z UNCLE JIM AND UNCLE BILLY, by Bret Harte.
HEY wero partnora In a worn out claim at California's "Cedar
Camp," these two old chums, who had been Inseparables ever
slnco the day they drifted Into camp In 1849. So long; had they
been thore that the othor miners called them "Uncle Jim and
Undo Billy." Tholr names wero Jamos Foster and William Fall.
In a tumbledown cabin they lived, making barely enough to stave off
starvation, utterly devoted to each other and seeking no outside com
panionship. Their mutual affection wan a byword in the camp.
At last Undo Jim grew tired of endless hard luck. Not daring to
suggest to hla loyal ohfhum that they separate, ho broko up tho partner
ship by sneaking away from Cedar Camp under cover of night while hla
partner slept A little lator ho wroto to Uncle Billy from San Francisco
that ho had embarked on a new venture and was making a fortune.
Uncle Billy was heartbroken at his friend's' desertion. Ho had no
money to follow Uncle Jim to San Francisco, hut he wroto to him with
pitiful frequency to the only address ho knew: "Post-Ofilco llox 691."
One day, to hla own blank amazement. Uncle Hilly "struck It rich." He
lin.nplltnH n "nnnVftl" V. n Vnl.t t.rt AAA I 1.1 , T
frrrr7r sold out. bought two IIO.OOO drafts and atartod for San
1 11 1 rVnn1aA n ftlvMn VI. urAnlvK with VI. KnlntrAJ
wJi!S!SJ I . DuJ w,hen h, 0UM Un? J'm " the city be could
" not find him. He "wrote another letter to "Dox 691" and
got in reply a note saying Undo Jim was Just starting up country on a big
business deal. In hla letter Undo Billy did not mention his fortune. He
wanted to surprise Uncle Jim by telling him about It, faco to face. '
At last, through an old Codar Camp acquaintance, ho learned Unola
Jim's address, Washerwoman's Bay, the Presidio, was tho placo, In a row
of tumbledown shanties. And in tho moat forlorn hovel in the whole row
Uncle Jim Irred.
He greeted Uncle Billy with delight, confessing, when cornered, that ha
woa only a street sweeper, but that he had already saved $900 toward buy.
lng a rancn. no pointed to nis Droom as tne utensil with which ho had
mado so much money and he added that at first he had been afraid Uncle
Billy might have become rich without him.
"What would you hov doner' asked Uncle Billy, leading up to tho sur
prise ho wm planning.
"I couldnt of stood up under It," declared Undo Jim. "to hav timA
you that I left behind come down here rolling In wealth and arrive on ma
in this shanty witn tnat nroom."
Unolo Billy's air castles tumbled. He answered feebly that hn
1570 in the world. Uncle Jim shouted Joyously that the $670, with hla own
$960. would be Just the sum needed to buy the ranch ho had in mind. TS
would become partners again and start for tho ranch next day. '
uncle uiuy trampca dbck to town, nougat a draft for f 570, pocketed It
and then wept to the "Arcade." a gambling house. Thero he bucked tha
faro game. Soon he had won 1100.000. But he resolutely played on until
he bad lost every cent he owned In tho world except the $670 draft.
Next morning he went out to Uncle Jim's shanty, toktnsr the draft wit
him, and together they went to look over the ranch. On the ferryboat
crossing tne coy, uncle Jim read aloud from a morntnr
f'Au.n'rad't tha story of an unknown man who had
I A ii!!l!r1 I squandered nearly $20,000 In the "Arcade" the
1 S4u,uvu. t before. Tho paper aald the man ha1 ...mo
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"There!" snorted Uncle Jim, as he finished reading.
such Godforsaken foollshncaa?"
"Never." aald Uncle Billy, sadly.
"Did ya ever i
Cupid's Summer Correspondence
By Alma Woodward.
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Oopyriflit, Will, tr Th. lTm lublkhinc Oo, (Th. Nnr York Etmlos Worid),
Bit Hufcor, M,
DBAIl fhyuue: rm tooiang ror
ward to this trip more thaV
any I've taken In years. I have
In tow a dream of a girl, seventeen,
blond as the ray of the dawning sun,
dainty aa a bluebell, with laughing
rose-pink lips and tiny feot that
ecarce kiss the ground as ahe walks.
Her name ta Bosemarie and her
parents have Just taken her from
the aohoolroom and her chrysalis of
blue serge frocks to swathe her slim,
young form In tho gay trappings
of a social butterfly.
They Intend that Bhe ahall marry
well. That is what thla Bummer
campaign Is for. Thoy think they are
going to barter her frean young
beauty for a matrimonial fish with
acales of twenty-two karat gold, or
one with a shopworn coronet, a handle
to hla name and a couple ot motn
.4n MtitM under his' fins. But
they bargain without Cupid!
Oh, I'm going to let her have her
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lngs, with a string In the nightie hem
to pull up Into a bag in case baby
klcka the covers off. Romping after
aupper and exdtements of picture
books and stories at such times dis
pose to sleeplessness. The beat
Sother I know starts a mualo box
after aupper and puts her bablea to
bed to soft lullabies Instead of noise
1ii!ilm aleep, outcries and difficult
breathing ahould be investigated by
doctor. Sleeplessness due to bad tern
per can be cured' by leaving baby
alone.
Tie aa attraottva toy to hla crib, ao
that wbaa he wakaa ha may amuse
bIsmsU witaoat hooting for you to
oosae. aad plek Mm mp bassadtatsly.
fling. I'll drive my arrows deep into
the hearta of all sorts and conditions
of swains; but not until the right
one comes' along, the one I've picked
touched. "er nart
And so, from time to 'time, during
which will take us. SS
doubt, to avcry summer resort of
prominence in tho Host. I nm TOlnar
to write to you, Psycho, of the dlfT
chaVm m" faU Vlctlm r
It will be amusing, for thore are ao
many typos-and I know them all
better than they know themialvai!
Cupid shall pull the string and they
shall dance. And ltosemarle shall
until I placo hor In the arms of hor
truo lover and transilx both hearts
with one pearl-tlpped arrow.
So that you may know what I am
-fL.'?1 1 7lil slve yo "ort
word-plcturo ot Itosemarle'a mother.
Bhe has tho soul of a Lucrerla Bor
gia, the i toraper ot a Queen Elisabeth
and the appearanco of a urst-claas
nightmare
Her neck Is tortured Into wide,
black yelvot bands In the day and
5 o ui jioaris.ana uiamonda at
night to conceal the trnslo sagging
of her once-flrm chin.
l ahulder and back are too well
padded by years of overlndtilgenoe
in French cooking and mellow wines,
and hor complexion, bought on Fifth
Avenue, Is applied In a Sixth Avenue
manner!
How did she come to have a child
all pink and gold and laughter?
Already there's a- candidate in the
offing. He's the athletlo boy. His
heart a In hla eyes. He rowed stroke
on hla crew, And he looks Ilka a
""Ifr"81 B0(1 on thB ,ennl8 court,
with hn temples hound In white,
He s going to be the first victim
of ltosemarle, In my next I win tali
you In full how I made him propoea-.
aad what ba said. Yours, Oui'IfX
'''.liialiatsaiai.
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