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uA Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Saturday, November 20, 1915
flJ30yiT "'S'MATTER, POP?" o oi o s o o: , x r ' By C. M. Payne nlNTr A7( I UoULD MV LITTLE -fcol A fa TAT-MKR 4 AV VouJ v INOW YT TrfKRft 15 I -i H ISl! viS MJ) A T?ATfiex -Have me Joim W I oot Yourt-Helf W4Wt I cul sountW n&tt 55 4J?I0? Jll .fW.YvO Iy-Mb 6man akmy.or T--m c- ' K Gv Advice T&ft ENNY n f.U- StigOYj r-1 SelL tpd '"X L May " JW jTrr BtoPt -Dw JtoMtnf Tlrit Anocta Ocm Ktmt uji tie flu "I ta It baa beooma Um cuatom u "aatl oat- rtrcad-rrir theatrical attrae- lt awwixs. Klaw Erlangar block of aeata for "Around tha w.-- ! Srw Anartordam. t laifltm and was -ertist atarta fata aaarmorot thai rcanlted in tba 4 tafeKQon ut Hie awoclsiion. Now tin i -erf aaxla for Lea Mlrtebcta&n la T Gml Lorar. "Common CUr. rVmir and Warmer. Tba Unchaat aaad Woman." e"Alons at JJLmt," .tana Choira." "Aba and Iaa-raaa,- T2a Prlnoeaa Pal" and 'Tb Ha Pandtaw" bar bcMO disponed of as tha Urotsars and ara on aula at tha taekst agcaatea for jierformanoaa be ginning Monday. To this Hal may be asded other shows befrr Monday oames. Tba liroktrn have spent wore than I1W.0W for thi privilege of hand Use these seats, ons of tbom said to aajr. It la probably considerably mora tkaa that stim. Ail the playa mentioned ara auo oaanca. It uuy ajipear atrausa to th tialnltiatd that the tiroltrlelor of a kit afcould kcU hi Uckelii la udranc. Tba expiaoatloa U that Ira baa a cbjmoa to collect on hla play IramadN ately lnalaaU of bavlnc to Trait for to Bios ay to come in day by day. , BY WAY OF DIVERSION. TbxnkseivJnic ia noarlnc; the tur keys am dreamd and soon pumphln plaa will be baltlnt,'. Tho day will brine Joy throbs to many u broa.it. In oon, thoufib, thorc'U ls a wee aching for hundreds uf lonely ones, far. far away from homo whoro tho heart's always tumlnp, who'll dlno ut the counter in some small cafe and do aotne tail thinking and yearnlnc 1UU Skinner will know that In Kalamazoo the fol.Vs at the homo placo are wish lnar, and maybo his plato and his nap-kin-ring-, too, ara tbern whllo tho good tldnpi tbcy'ro dishing;. X picture will oome to bis mind with his plo that's wcot, yet a llttla tllstressInK, and may b a tear will uppear In his oya as Pad bows his Jiead In the blessing. I fees of you, readers, whllo curvlns away for loved ones, as dishes are ateainlnr, to stait jUHt u thought to ward that little cafe where Hill at the counter Is dreaming. It's such u small thing and It cannot do harm. 'Twill odd to tlio joy of your dinner. And maybe 'twill send out u comforting charm to well, woMl Just say, to Ulll tuunner. THE RAGTIME ARGUMENT. Help I This argument about the rlglnator of ragtlmo Is becoming too strenuous for us. Charloa Cor win of Cincinnati writes to state that nobody originated syncopated popu lar music that It Jut grow, lie docs admit, however, that lien Har ney probably perfected IL Kdward R. Winn, who tnacbcji ragtlmo piano tlaylng, Ja inclined to think that we'd bo in the right If wo guva Mr. Har ney tho. championship belt and tho bronia modal. He thinks Ned Way burn's claim to tho honor Is doubtful. Tho Wuyburn song "Hynoopated Sandy," Mr. Winn thinks, is no proof of any ability on be part of Mr. Waybum to write ragtime music, bo cause, as he remembers It. Ned wrote merely tho words and Uoorgo A. Nichols the music. Therefore, says Mr. Winn, how can anybody aay Mr. Waybura originated ragtlmo with tali "Sandy" song? Mr. Wlnn'a ar aramrnt sounds rcuaonablo enough and ha In undoubtedly a very nice fellow, but Just the same, tho cham pionship beK and tho medal might ba great sources of comfort to Mr. .Wayburn at this time. Edgar Pretorious of HrooVlyn, Siernly queries us as follows: "What nro you going to do about Uw rngtlmo honor? Are, you going to award U to Wuyburn or IlanioyT" "Veai," aay we. MATHEWS GAVE IT UP. J. W. Matbows, manager of the Hippodrome, la from London. Ho cantly he evolved a plan to glvo tho umrorrooa employees or tha ltlp a Tbankagiving dlnnor. In order that -tbe toasts might bo of the right sort ho assign od tbe subjects. An east slda usher was told to talk on "What Can We Va to Accelerate the Ksprit du corps Among our HubordlnatesT Tho usher, wearing a dubious look. loft the manager, but soon returned. "Hay," he said to Mr. Mathews. don't git you. Anyway, whatever that subject Is, I don't believe It's no stood. I'm goln' to make a talk on What will Willard Do to tho Next Heavyweight What Tackloa Hlm7" Mr. Mathews declared the dlnnor err. GOSSIP. Col. Henry Watterson of Louisville, jvy., li in new loric Campbell Casad, tho playwrltlng advanco agent, has returned to the city. Molly Pearson, appearing In "Hob- EVENING Ooprrllht, WHAT om fourth or TWO The Pretldont in last Thursday's puzzle was HARRISON. Oneaeventh of "hatchet," Hj ona-half of "arrowi," ABRj enethlrd c( "iiltnd," IS, ona 8 EVENING WORLD PICTURE PUZZLES g I 1 '-'.. I ewwHKiHi..rtiic n. ttwrnwui, FLOOEY AND i .k.c fill' GEHTLErAEM - X MOW 'as Y'SGG AM OfcWMAKf 5LK UAUOKERCHIEF. AND FT?OM IT IoHftlw rKODu1-0 AHQORft CAT" tUMCW Mir. ' VaataaV ?.iPiiL?f MARY'S MARRIED IiIFEBi7 Vahat! WOURE Cctri PW TU.P JfSNirOf FVXINT -rui; OLO CMfMlil , WE.QE. going to rwcutti 6 I MORE ECONOMi fcVROOND. HEeJ imnself! 'TWAS EVER son's Choice," la the recipient of a real Bcotch bagpipe, sent her by Harry Lauder. Miss Pearson will take It to her apartment and play It every time aha bocomos provoked at her neighbors. Klllott Foreman has really gone to work In the advertising department of a 111m concern. Joseph lirookn admits that he nan a hit In "Ills Majesty Hunker Uoan," now playing In Chicago. Don, tho talking dog, died recently In Droaden. His last words were, "Hay goodby to my old pal, Loney Haskell.'' "Stop, Look, Listen!' will open Nov. 2i at tho Korrost Theatre, Phlladol Mr a:30 AM. .AN' NCST i LbrWN' IN AT Tftl& V, FROM THAT LOlXiE DINNER yeTlC HOUR y NIGHT HftMCVJ ft 6TAV 'TILL TH' LA6TGUN16 cf W-X W tL FlfeD ! THAT BIRD. 0U6HTA J ? if ( SSSUJ i C- ' WORLD PICTURE PUZZLES 1IB, tj Iht 11m 1'ubllUilnn Cu, ITU .Nw Yuri K J main WorlJ). PRE3 IDENT OF THE UNITED 8TATES IS THIS? NINTHS Of ONE HALF 8 third of a "aallon," ON, The namo of to-diy'a Praildent la to be found In tha aama way, arrang-1 will ba printed next Tuesday In Tha ing togtUiac the. Indicated fraetleniLEvtnlna Wstld AXEL Anyhow, One ,;ll,f.!,riH.t HERE- . To r'"Q- , S ME CLOSGLY. T't'TlfV 'in.' ..nil .,. JHIJ . i JKi ril I r I 1 f '!T 1 W I k to Sb to WELL, ' 2A THUS! He JiW tfce phla. On the same day "Town Top lea" will go Into the Lyrlo, I'hlladul phlo. In order to avoid conflicts with other openings, "Ilomoo and Jullot" will be gin Its engagement at the Forty fourth Street Theatre Tuesday, Nov. IS, and "The. Ware Case" will open at Mailne Klllott "s Theatre Nov. M. Jake Honenthal, manager of tbe Hronx Opera House, received a strange reiruost the other evonlng. Ho was asked to go out on the stage nnd offer congratulations to "tho brldo nnd blrdrgroom in the third row of tho balcony'1 on behalf of their friends In tho Hronx. The young couple wore Mr. and Mrs. Paul SchoU. Jake didn't go. OF ONC THIf?D Of I of tha wordi the pictures repreitnt I Today'e President and another puzzle "Angora" Was Produced, I MAke AFEW SlMPt. PASSES ' t ' -SHouJ YOU TUG HANDKERCHIEF EMPTY H0 BEHOUM a av. a.tMH aV aMtr . rttUBUt:- " t-iric Didn't Reckon In the $1.35 'NODd. Vfll I Oj)n OOdlO TO J TuHSTy1 Win '"VJaaaaFSftlKlllJ' "",,Tr',T"TraBBaaaaaa5BaaB! bitin? apirtr STORE Pf0 GETN UJOW.lA vj ,r- - - avg Evidence to Prove His Claim! .lllaTTWHWtMaal IT WOULDN'T DO. A motion Picture man from Chicago visited an exchange In New York tbe other day and expressed a desire to buy a feature mm. A. salesman, iook- lng over a Hat with him, cams to one called "Tbe Dattle of the Sexes." That'a tha film for you," said tba salesman. Not on your life!" replied tbe Chicago roan. "No more war pictures In mine!" "PETER PAN" FIRST. Alf. Hnyman, who recently returned from the Middle West, where he con ferred with Maude Adams, has ar ranged for her to bogln her New Torlc season during the Christmas holidays In "Peter nn." Sho will follow this play with other Harrlo comedies. Miss Adams wm De at tue umpire. NEW LOCALE NEEDED, L. Wolfe Gilbert and Irving Herltn, both song writers, mot the other day, the story goes, and, during the oourss of the conversation Mr. Gilbert spoke of Dutch Guiana. "Is that a country T" asked Mr. Ber Hn. "Sure!" "Spell It, will you?" Mr. Gllbort spelled It and Mr. Tlerlln took the name down In a noto book. "I've run out of States In ray sons writing," the latter explained, FOOLISHMENT. At 1 u rl'llnz on a or On nlrtit I ut a tiiootfns tttr. iiiollcrol Monryl" twl( tiwl ttits fellow toucbed me for 4 tea. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. "Isaac, vhy do you swoar?" "Bhakespcuro swears, papa." "Veil, don't go around with dot EbikesSMue. am moiO and That Was Flooey's! . ? ' j. .ra lit ' L2" .Hi!!"' t. V tit. He Spent to Save That HOH'. , 50" TTkE rf RON AH Cpr1fW. I tit, Tm IMHUMM COHl you ALYVAV 1 fcAy that' ' icr 3 f VERy TROo-V I i 1 1 i ' M ' i' !! I imiMiiiuiimnnfnimitifTTrTT-ji .i.m!,,.! ui, I .m rjmMi'iiiu,,. t fgi-..,ulMiil.iiiu1,''t :i,u. t f gMMT.Tir VT I sr.i i aaaaaaaaaal r l!rr S ' ayaaaaaaaaa i HW . L W'-'WZ ,m. I SH M( . aaaaaaaaa ,v 1jVJ . cJCaaaaaaaal " I The Great Dot Mystery WHAT WILL FREDDY'8 BIRTHDAY PRESENT BET 8EE IF YOU CAN HELP LEARN THE SECRET. Va .a8 '" .3, hip-,j 58 ' 3 ? V ."a at Fifty Cents! RV THE. JfVJfTOR. R3R. A UTTLE JOB THIS- HEY, NOR,) TO THE. STORE fGfMN AND fcETT OTHER. LPfa OP WHITE 1 I ffW a.rt JVfWall -JH aaa a a - 1 i s A ii ail 1 1 1 I " . i -r i rT p i By CHAPTER VI. mow silly," sild Freddy, "Just be all riiio i nirrnt lilies, that Is no sign It Isn't a bird, ind mother Just won't have birds around. I'm sure of one thine, and that Is, that my mysterious birthday gift won't have feathers. Why, mamma wouldn't any more have a bird around the house than she would a white" To solve the Great Dot Mystery join the dots with a pencil line as each chaptar la printed. Begin with dot No. 1 and take them in numerical order. Then'cut out eaoh picture, and when the last chapter la printed you will have a thrilling mystery story complete to be pasted tn your scrap book, Chapter seven will be printed next Tuesday. Changed His Mind. AL0U1SVILLK negro was caught with n number of hides In lila posHP.sHlon, for which he could not reasonably account, and was brought Into court charged with dealing. "Guilty or not guilty?" thundered the Judco. "Not guilty," emphatically respond ed the negro, 'Then bow. do yon account tot Uia 4 By Vic inoLoVTf BBBBBBBBaBBBBBBBBBBaV Thornton Fisher 4 By Bud Counihan fact that yon were In possession of two iS bills when you wcro arrested, although you are known to have been unemployed for a year?" demanded mn Honor. "Jes' let me relate the circum stances, Mr. Jedge" "And that threo hides, of which you claim to know nothlnn- hidden In your cellar?" i uunno, Jedgo, but" "And that you were seen mmln. out of the tannery with three more?" j no negro scraicnea nls head in sllonco for a minute, then blurted out: "Lookoy here, Mr. Jedge, If yon is gwino to git so troublesome and so 'qulHltlvo 'bout this llttlo matter. I's Jost plntedly gwlnn tor tnko back what I said 'bout not guilty an' make It guilty." National Monthly, For Rent. ALIlBnT J. IlKVEiUDGE said In Chicago of a corrupt boss: "Ho'a vory virtuous oh, very virtuous. "A millionaire once went to him and said: "I want to get In the Senate. Wilt you soil me your support7 " 'No, sir!' tho boss answered, strik ing hlmsolf upon tho cheat. 'No, sir! I'm a frco born American citizen, and I'll sell my mipport to no man.' " 'Hut,' aald tho millionaire blandly, as ho drew out his chock hook and fountain pen, 'but if you won't sol! me your support, perhaps you'll rent tt to mo for tho term of this cumnnimm i "'NoWiyo."' tJ5.lk'n.V' Baltl tho boss In a inolllned tone." Wnnhlngton Btar. Tk 1 Tin AND AM VEpiI-V nitirmlnaui. I ttkuaaat SOTO"