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1 mn i. ft 'A COMIC PAGE Tuesday, June 11, 1918 LITTLE "MARY MIXUP Kitty Must Be One of Those "Jealotu C&.!s" We've m""'d About " About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY MP' BBBBBBBBBBBliBVBHiHitbBHUA-. " MaWMPJBiBBBBBBBW IV V i ii i mmmmamBcrr-T: z 1 1 I lBlBlBH . ii rt-J N - --- i"i. w l'7l (. 1 llf 1 I . -ixrir )yn Tin vl- t'-t.) -S V I V, V-H P eri ..... V fi I 1 fry. j HOUIt Uncle John Philip Sousa, Jthoush be l Lieutenant In the nary. Just cannot dlrorco , himself from his own particular and private band. In recosnltlon of his untiring effort In tutoring young tootera to toot In the Ureal Lakes Naral Station Band, which number l.ooo younc men, mo uoverumcui -irtven blm twelve weeks' leave of ab fence, and he will use It tourlnc this country and Canada with Sousa's Band, opening In I'ouEhkcepsle. June it. The tour will be under the direc tion of Edwin O. Clarke and Harry Aakln. EACH TO HI8 CALLING. Fell i Adlor was In the smoking compartment of a Pullman coming Kant the other day. ,Kour other men were In the room. When Mr. Adlcr said be wax from New York, one man inked: "How wan the theatrical season In New York 7" He naa a Minneapolis! theatre manager. ' "Are New Yorkers eaUug much i beef?" naked anothnr. He wu a Nebraska cattle ralsor. j "What kind of a Maor Is Ilylati maklug7" naked a third, lie was a Chlcaco political. "Say," came from the fnurlli. "who havo thoy electrocuted since Keeker?" He was a California Sheriff. A NEW LAIT Pl.AV. Word from Los-Ancclca says Oliver Moroaco produced there Sunday eve aag a now play by Jock luli en titled "Ono of L's," with llcrLha Mann playing Uie 1cm dine role. Tin- to porta Bay both tliu play anil Ml" Mann acorod hlta. If Mr Moio.ico tblnka New Yulk should rca "Onu of Us" It will llkoly li bioiiflit in Uroad ay nuxl kWiMin. HARRISES GET ANOTHER. Having acqulruil the Hushing The atre aevoral wonks ugo, Clinrlin K. Harrla and Jiack Huirla Imvti now taken over tho Muiruy Hill Thoatre, Flushing. Theio new film magnates Intend to boo that no guilty ulckcl i escapes down thore. ANOTHER "MAYTIME." The Chlcaco "MayUmo" company ! opened an engagement lit tho Bruuil-' hurst Thcatro last night. 1' Is head-1 vd by John Cbatlfe Thomca, Caiolyu Tbonuon and John li Muriuy. REAL WESTERN TALES. Archie 1-ayton wan from tho Kat HU parcntH were cxceedlnKly pour. One sister cheiod gum beforo u typo- , writer all ilay lout; In Wall Street. I whllo hia only brother hopped coun ters In the Magnet In Jersey City. These two supported tin- old folks .In a meugrn way. Archie loused to find i h gold mine and pay off tho mortgage on the old furni, He hud uomn to Klg Heil Nosu Canyt'li to look urouuil for the yullow nuMiil. liverytiod) laughed lit .him but Alkali Jlin. for Jim hud .1 heart To him An hit told his story. ' "1 will help ou," said Jim. "1 will steer ou right ami au will fllul gold." ' Archie tolled nnd tolled digging In the wroni? pluce until his hands woro j covered with blister, yot every tiny 1 ho thought of tho old folks nt homo nnd tho moilgugu on Mn funn. On day Alkali Jim said: i "Archie, o out yonder and dip like the dovll nnd you will find gold." i Archie quickly followed Jim's nd- vine. Ho took a custard pin for lunch i and a box of cotU-tlppod clgnrcttos nnd due like tho devil. At exactly 3 o'clock he bcivin to 6U disheartened, but ho dug nnd dug. At 3.22 his pick truck somothlng. llreuthlossly ho uncovered It and bore It to tho an suyor. Throwing It n u table he yelled: "Kurokal 1 have Mruck gold. Ho was wrong. H was plain rock. Archlo is now the piano player In IJullncck Hurvcy'rt saloon at Ely, Nov. GOSSIP. nicharil Carlo, In "Furs and Frills," rlo-eji ut Camp Meade June 10. George Alabama Florida Is booKlng tbe ahow for next season. Much V. O'ilourko has resigned as Night Mnnager of the Krlarn' Club to brcome Commissary Steward In the Naval Hcscrvo. IMwnrd Plottlo of Scrnnton has i written a play about barber did has named It "doing Over the Top Irclwyn & Company have put Aery Hopwood'a latest farce. "Uoub e iSx ji!.ure." Into renenrsci nti-l will nu dura It next soason. ,,.,,.. Tho Six llrown Hrother. WhltlnK Hurt and Muriel do Forest Jol'icd "The Mldnluht Frolic" last night. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIE8. Jack J). Beo ChamberNIn llronn. i ' Fltxgurnld HuildlnB. M. II. 8 - Pronounced oji thoucb -pulled HkonU. , A THOUGHTFOR TO-DAY. Tho Klrl.wbo mnrrles him Just be cause the other clrl wanted him noon j wishes tho O. a, had him. I FOOLISHMENT i OumdU '.nt Ult rr'ry morn, looked on Ibt hou inuftva un w, . kAiuwi-b with m I IlUt UU awn I h-m uvi. . M FROM THE CHESTNUT TMEE "I once Jumped clear over a bill- 1 board." That'n nothtne I once Jumped n board bill." CLEAN YOUR SYSTEM WITH BRADFORD'S DLOOD PURIFYING PILLS An cxctJUqI iirrctli of til Awlrr At th aiihcJ) tircr uJ blnul, lint for liiwttDtllon Tsey clii trUfia wa v)t tirftlf). CO rill la Vf.t 1'orkrt llai. ST. Alt Drug Storet or by Mail UllAJMUIilt MKDICINU CO.. 4UO tl V!3d HI.. Nit Vork. Bumstead's Worm Syrup "" - " ' ' , . ..f ' . ' t. JOE S CAR " ;l6 ET) ,' J MAD AM rttUFUL- SMASH UP LAST MIGHT! A.j1J.Y RAH UlTo mg. M TcOV, MY 'LEFT V?KAR IOMEEL OFl! f THE BIG LITTLE i 1 1 ( ole High cvsx o' ) no -mueuHMfl n put "m ole . w 0 ll-wjr th- ) Zv 'Co 'pTn ) 111 rAv vhp waT ( HFNDVlB f FEUER6 NOSE TO ( MURMUREP LUKE ! V ENTEWTAtMIN' ' 1 ARC V'KlCKlM' ) sUKEL BLi V QUlE. FLEAANT A 'PM V TCl' fttT Cin.tMTi'oT'ONEr- 1 . L J AVa.nifT C r V T? Me I V l GRINDSTONE GEORGE joobqr 'SOMEVIIERE IN OH -Too MUST Gol To THE. AT5KILU MQUNTAINS-JTo ( SOCM AN AVJPOLV.Y I '-"-i, 3uit, do r MOUNTAIMS, REALLr ?-aHAT? VS, I MAKE 'EM J Ul" S L L OY MYSC-LF' UK ALL OX UUVh.n'.. A I NOW NEED A7 LO- t 3 "74 WEU,Y VOWIO UMATT "TO t50? I TufeN HIS 1.1CEK5G S J OVER To YQUP AND I V HAVE HIM 3RT Blisy o r FAMILY 5 NEW YORK " THE LAST VACATION TAIS OLO rOS5ll- MOW VJOULD YOO LIKl? 0O8 J-IKE INDOJ-ENt rJRoris5i0M AWAY BACK IM SCHOOL. DAVJT TM0 NEXT ONE HE CETS WILL Bf? INSIOE TMn 8F.AUTIF1 VACATING AL! TMC Tivn jATS AJAR., ' QQQQ DID SmFoT? VJ-ALASKA! I Id just Iovju To GO To, Alaska! T HOPE YOO DONT THINK, irfc YoURS WAOSE VACATION IS TMIi"- I I w ALL TOO DO iS TO GOTO dct. 1 touh. ornic irrtiwe am AND J WANTA GOOD KNOW7 I I -.11 llll 1 M I M.I 1 1 i m . GERAi-DIME F nER. PiGGER."VAouLii UOST About wathimg at A1AW!SV lgpg r KIM I C70 v ,ON A r AFcM AN riiiK. CO VMS AN HWI, f TIME.. NCeD A REST-AN Gosh! i r. . . i -ah !, i forgot Henry's Company Was Incorporated Under Aojv 's a "nobody (Send f "nobody" He' tbr street- chcas ten dollju- Planning 1 GUR.ES HOW AS To VACATION BUSNE0-I sut a SOM M ER VA SUIT and Summer. SEA- AND-THIB POR.TL.N- I Pfpsow. HAVING A SENSE OF pRoPOR.TIOA-1 ( 1 y f-ri i-oh. 1 - --, FOUNTAIN RSSCRVJ Maybe Joe Got His Money' s Worth at Thai! NoN is so wcioNtie h itj' Tiirr Aiw MfiMES"' ro irKe r J Real "Squash" Pie! does it" to 'Gnndstone Ccct) t vyT0N w LS 1- d Mil the Summer Vacation. THIS CATONJ 1 tCtr rr- e?o nx n i n -k TIBIEO To FIGURE ANiCE SllMMEU" WOULD TAkEfOft CMANGE-RUT-IPNT IT STRANCJg I" R TTV.1wjibh BOOKSHELF (23 n - eS5ENTIAL INDUSTRIES "iflOSTi BOOBS MLON the Marriage Laws! OFFICIAL CALLER. 'T-tHU on of the well-to-do family private, and was spending bis Christmas leave nt home. Heturnlnc from a walk. hl mnit... espied a flguro In tho kitchen with the noiisemalt. "Clarence," she called to her eon. 'Mary's sot some one In thn kitrh.. She knows perfectly well that I don't allow followers. I wish you'd ro ad tell the man to leave the home a.t once." Clarence duly doparted. to th kitchen, but rntnrnmi In . v,... a minute. "Sorry, mother, but I can't turn him out." 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