The evening world. [volume], April 19, 1920, Final Edition, Image 20

About The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931

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MONDAY. APRIL 10. 1020 !
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About Plays and Players
DUDLEY
By BIDE
WO now musical cotnodlca will
open Broadway ensxeomenta
.'' Version of a play which was popular
a few yean tea Out From
i .'Borne." rewritten from "TtM Dicta-
tor," will go Into ths. Globe, dlnptac-
Girt," which Is based oa -ChtsCkw,"
jt'wiQ- become tlx attraction at the
' Cohan & narrts, Charles Dillingham
.s the-Producer at tho flnrt mentioned
snd Bam II. Harris of tho second.
'' Next Monday Chart en Cofburn will
Hi ore Us musical comedy, Three
Showers," from the Harris Theatre
Jfa the Plymouth, to take advantage
of'tho tatter's lartfc Boating capacity.
"Nlsjht Ixxhrins will continue this
,-week at the Plymouth. It Is under-
.Btood Walter Jordan and Robert
OHBjti hare leasod the Hnrrla for
'""n now production. This house gjes
' under tho management of IL JLL Fra
nco July 1.
ENQAGE8 HOLMES,
A. H. Woods' has engaged Taylor
Holmos to star In a new play toy
Samuel ehlpman tuad Perclval Wilde
entitled "To-JHorrow's Prtoo." Tlub
'Sort! MlKon . will, direct the rohcarsala.
' it.- THE DOC SPILLS ONE.
' f. Dr. ItowU B. Copoland, the Health
Commissioner, was (heard telling a
''story recenuy. ur, uopotanu ire-
quecuy goes m tncttirua, gv w
has e right to appear in this column.
'L. "A small boy was hoeing potatoes,"
t e&id Xr. Copeland, 'Hrhefn a man
stopped and asked what be got lor
' Hoing 1L
',. 'NataUn' ft a do It,' replied the
boy, 'and, h 1 IX I don'L "
'it'
A BIG EQUITY .SHOW.
r Tho Actors Equity Association
will have an elaborate entertainment
at the Metropolitan Opera. House on
Sunday evening, May 9. A thousand
tptayara will artlclpate, oroonir.
them (being many of tho bust known
; people in tho theolurlaal business
Tho receipts will form tho nucleus
of A fund with which tho Equity
: plans to build and endow an Actors'
' Theatre.
:' 8AM DIDN'T.
eant SIdman, actor, became a. part
otf a friendly little came at draw 10
other nlgfcL As too sat down ho
rWoll. I toope to set a new suft of
Teiotnes out oi wis.
s The next day (ho Joined the overalls
; ferlgade.
- THE CELLAR THAT FAILED.
-m.iHoVi nf No. 280 Broome
'Street has turned poet. Having In
dorsed us for President, he elca the
' following onto us:
k rr.aular idler
WJ ISVent fawn it A ceXlor
la get a ury
When he got there
The cellar vxu bare.
Bo hit friend haa to drink from
the rink.
G0881P.
irw. r4a nf nrtnrodarn." ore bob-
1 ' blnff their hair. Tho flshlns season la
Mti.llw hithMn limn.
J.:X charllne Thomas of Denver will
Iwve a rolo in "usan ucbqi duc
is "said to be a beauty.
' Jack Gnmn, nieresiea in iun, m
ftranted by his father In Toronto.
,(Wrtte him, Jack.
i Jack .Haxrard ot "The Nleht Boat,"
heard a loctuTo called "A Trip
Tlirorui-h Cuba" reocntly. but not a
ti word was said about liquid Joy.
.,1a the proud father of a now boy.
k Ralph Nairn of "Lassie." at the
Xfora uayes lneairc, was a mcmner
- -of the sestet In the London "floro-i.dora."
uunora urooKe sanea camrumy io
mUse "East Is West" In London. It
' "will open on May 24.
A taldnlEht matinee" will be statred
At the" Rlvoll Wednesday night tor
' the members of the American News
paper Publishers' Association,
Two hundred Friars will see Billy
B. Van and Jumea J. Corbott at the
Colon! 11,1 to-morrow night. Jack
. Oleuson will "bo yell mooter.
Tho second Lambs Intimate Gambol
of be season will be held at the Globe
Theatre next Sunday evening.
AUmeus .Lincoln suffg'csts that tbo
old full dmner pail be resurrected to
beat tho II. C. ctf U
. ' Saxon. Kilns, of "Sbarhiss," has
written a Xcx-trot named for the
show. Seems as' tboucb. "Shavlnsrs"
., should have originated on the Uar-
ber-y Coast.
-'FranK Bacon, of "Ltehtntn,' " is
'writing Into books. One la called "Me
rind Grant" and the other "Barn
atormlng." Mr. Bacon once sold Ed
die Dunn some weira iana in caiuor
tila. Versatile, ttil
The WiTards" Club of New York
City will l:old Its annual Chinese
Night entertainment at 4 Pell Street
on Friday evening. May 7. There'll
Now Jersey wins. The moit dim-
cult trick limerick we have yet of
fered for solution has been worked
out by a New Jerseyite, too. Hereto
fore New Jersey has boon notod prin
cipally for mosquitoes and Gov. Ed
wards. Now Its fame has been ex
tended by a man from Hasbrouok
Heights. Ho Is E. D. fconovor, a very
quiet, unassuming fellow, with real
brains. Hero is the completed rhyme:
Bad ilay: "i ntul ruth to the doc
tor," Right af ter a "f roncy car knocked her.
Raid ha: "Yowr jaw't butted.
It mutt be ad jutted.
An' vnk ateppa uli dcr umph la la,"
Mr. Conover supplied tho final
proposition "la la," and Is hereby de
clared. )be Tdnnpr.
Out campoltrn for the Presidency
on the Ltmorlck ticket Is gathering
rorco nauy. until last nisnt we were
worried over th question of getting
drummer for tuo Dudley-ror-ITcsl-dent
parndo, to be hold on' Broadway
Anrll 31. Lont nJirhL however, tho
trroblom was solved. A. Bcanlan of
No. 121 West 4 2d Htroct wroto us aok
lnr for tho dr&mtoarrylng prlvllogo.
With this rraucst he sent a bottle of
bay rum and a gooHdborry pie for the
campaltm fund. Ho statod that wo
may orpeot a check for $200 In the
next mall In fact, wo could sxpect
anything we wished. Mr. Soanlan Is
barowHh unpointed drummer and
when "off dutv may take charge of
our Scandunavian Smff Hound that
locates cellars.
Now to -dav'a trick limerick, friends.
refers to something that In often
black And often blue, it nos otten
been referred to as the window of tho
soul. Pretty thought, oh? Kind tho
missing word. Bona us zw una mreo
medium-sized Iicraiuda onions and
you iwtn. Tho rhymo:
Bald Mary Ann Maton of Rye:
"To open a lemon Pit try."
Bhe tqueescd it, the gootet
And, tome of the juice
Bhot qut and went right in hei .
Attcnlipn, Limerickcrsl
hf a lot of "now you oeo It now you
don't" stun puiiod.
ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES.
A. M. 8. flee OCta F. Wood, No. 17
West SWh Street.
Q Ion Morris Write him care Dano
Rsrt&w. aalety Thcatrfl Building.
De Wash Cannot print It. Wo got
one llko It In every mall.
A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY.
Speaking of economy. Josh Potttt
of Wollsvllle announces proudly that
be bas worn out the tnira seat of his
everyday pants.
FOOLISH MENT.
Be.
I love you in the winter,
J love you in the spring,
I love you in the summer,
You poor, outlandiih thing I
Bhe.
You make me chuckle, Percy,
You're tuch a funny gent;
"We'd better tend thit poem
To Dudley's PoolUhment.
PROM THE'CHE8TNUT TREE.
"Why do so many old molds' m to
chUTchT"
"Because of the hymns, I presume."
The Timely Cider.
AS- the guests sat down to din
ner the other evening a Kau
nas city host began Uio cus
tomary regret that, owing to circum
stances over wh ch ho and Mr. WW
con seemed to have no control, tho
dinner would hive to proceed without
anything In the nature of cocktail or
other so-called appetizer. Just as ho
li&d reached tho point -where his
guests saw thono was no hope, there
came from under a buffet a 'Wool"
a loud report which is road a onlv bv
the sudden departure ot a cork from
a EKiwo or jug.
looked at him In reproach. Their nplte-
iiu pamxi! i or mey were sure no
was concealing something from them
roado tho hoot look guiltier than
he really was. But his cwif came to
his rcooue, as wives sometimes do.
ujm huu, -us uiu jug or aaer; it
sounds as though it had improved."
And so it had not much, but just
enough to taste, and It oervod very
vtou iw uio uppcuzor. uui tine dis
covery never would have been made
hnd the cldor failed to announce It
self at the psychological moment.
Kansas City Star.
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SMC J-AS WO PW .- V
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THE EVENING WORLD
OUIJA EDITOR ASKS
Who will buy the gat for thej
iiimouzmia or the clothing profit-;
jeers now that people art going
back to common tense overalls?
TRY THIS ON
Av YOUR. AA
'Answer to Recent Quettiont.
Albert 8., Mornlngilde Heiyhtt
My oulju said: "Slurried meif havo
to wash the dishes and do tho wash
nowadaiys -why shouldn't they stay
home and mind tho baby if their
wives can earn more money than
they can 7"
Arthur MorC, 8taten Ulsnd I
don't like to wear patches on my
clothes, but I don't haye to. You
ought to sea mo In my now spring
KATINKA
Hugo Starts. Something He Decides Not to Finish !
WW ti
i fctfr-rs-sTTY.,. Xn
l-l-f 1,11(11 bjhi unirir s.
tsHiifio Geaitt'a
IS -SCHEME OF DRESSING
UP AS A GHOSt AND
k SCARE THE GIRLS INTO
BUSTING UP THE
MEETING NEARLY
S.iWORKEO.BUT KMINKA.
HAPPENED TO
ut RECOGNIZE A PAIR
OF HUGO 5 TROUSERS
UNDER THE WHITE
SHEET
And Then The Race
iHINiH1i(.iiH
T1V Ntttlll
Civul Turt Tb i
WCKC tJfXRTS
ciaciBv's
NC At HINT
Chew gum
Own 3
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UTTLE MARY MIXUP
Mary Must Have an Awfully Guilty Conscience!
GtT A "Po LICE Art an
COMiM-Tiifffr iNTo
OUR. TRIi
jT-
mill.
Sy lose
CYVTfclliM MtE
. little Gm, rfs.K yee. rjlr
ij Mom ) sHe',L Soy' i4- couPte t J Ul
THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY
Luke Gets a Lesson in Politeness !
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"TO T5R1VE A FELLER J - 7 WftR - No ICE ) j iooR$E X RANu. , TwrVSStl Sxi ( .
RUSTY AND BUB
Buft Says Feeling Is Believing!
fT from Them j n Wupy vaJealLY ptlij O a
it. jmmr jnt rum . ' v i v 1 r k i . -. -. hiiv i n
Wii"ir,v
FK-m avh' will
XL BELIEVE-
ME-NOW, !!
QBE
3,5 J VtATHHOfc
f j J1
JOE'S CAR
Listen, Officer He's 0. K. From the Neck DOWN!
c N r. w-ui
i Tell ifou Tuere.'5 plenty of Gas
TVSBr OK SO ioN'T STAT ANY
RUMPUS : AN i AIN T ONNA A5K.
'fKtV '0.,Utr (VIC HINT i
II s
well.-tue tank.
WAS ltos craK 1 1
J
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'WW '
Ynu NEvEC "THINK.
KEEP THE TANK
FILLED UPIr-
&W- LOOK AT
THE FUN Y' HAD AT
TU'IANCE! WE'LL'
GET HOME ALL
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Didn't i tell rou?!!
1 KEVER KNEu; A MAN
LIKE YOU IN ALL MY
TtlA's ALL RK5HT-
LE M ME- ALONE '. I'VE-
GOTTA HOOF IT A
MILE- AIN'T I ?
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H'E MAY B6. O.K, piilpjiii
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