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THE EVENING WORLD, SATURDAY, ZflDARGlI 11, 1922. Speech ! Speech ! Sj p Qam" You nswer TlhJs ? Neal R. 0' tiara Finds Laughs in Famous After 'Dinner Entries Does X Ac tfioscrn iromon n.now joo Much or Too Little About Love? See This Page Monday On This Page Monday How Do You Your Home ? Can You Beat It ! peecEi l fW " I wurm.iiiHiiimiH iiiminrniHO By Mrs. Christine Frederick Household Eficieiicy Expert Author "Household Engineering" 9 IS YOUR HUSBAND 7 - A KITCHEN MAID Would You Be Willing to Help Your Husband Do His Work in His Office Every Evening? copyright. 1623 Th New York Evening dictate, people to see and after they member to get your packages and not be able to put the children to bed. World) by the rre rubiishtns Co. have spent somo weeks at such exact- also have his thoughts collected In or Trash the dishes, or spend moat of , i. course John hclpa mo with ing Job(J rd nUa t0 ask thom lt THBy proper shape In order to meet the Big Sunday as achoro man, and still havo the aisnes in tno evening fecl ik0 golng horno at night and Man from whom he cxpecta to get a enough energy left to take up a cor. and with nutting tho chll- washing the dishes or acting tho part -n,rnnt. h m.iv not b able to dullv nnnnnriMir.A mii in fit him for a empty ash cons, keep the cellar clean higher business position to earn and still present the " pepful " ap- more for yout pcarance his office requires; he may Is your husband a kitchen maid? ilron to bed. I think ho should," said of a general utility maldj DoM 'r Ta i u aq ,-r- SAVING 70.ME. I I HAVE ID icrl-v a i . . .. , . E N Q nr-r TMi ny , Mrs. B, a neighbor. Ah, thus docs Mrs. D put a finger on the sore spot In tho discussion of Who's Who In the house hold. Is your hus band a kitchen maid? Does ho want to bo? Or do you force him to it? Here opens tho discussion of what is tho husband's share In "keeping tho home fires -mmlng." Why should the wife and housekeeper expect John, tired with Ms day's work at tho office, squeezed nd Jammed for an hour In a sub woy and train, to take uo tho duties a kitchen maid in the evening? Mis. B says ho ought to, and so do n number of Mrs. C, D, B and F. They claim that they have been "stuck In the house all day" or haven't had a mlnuto to themselves," Hid "that ho must do His snare. Well, nt tho risk of offending all nese good ladles, I'll come out flat lng of the day. When he was i ud way no housekeeper or wile nas i.iruugu u whs quite laic 100 late ror Mffht to expect her husband to be- study. Perhaps Mrs. M. never real umc a kitchen maid unless, sic is Izcd It, bui I am quite sure that one qitallu ivillina to become a ttcnoora- reason why Mr. M. never got the nyy to help doicntotcn in the evening his leisure wai occupied as a kitchen Ms office. maid 1'Keeplng tho homo fires burning" Managing the home it your ill managing tho house Is 7icr job. job, Mrs. Housekeeper. ; itching the Golden Fleece of Sue- You can't expect your husband to i s away from the Dragon of Busl- do full Justice to his business and also ifes Competition Is Tits fob, and lt Is to assume the responsibility of a I admit there is a certain type of me.i to whom always putting tho chil dren to bed might serve as a relaxa tion, or to whom even a few light oc casional household chores come as a relief. Hut I havo a feeling thnt many husbands might be spending their ovenlngs more profitably both for themselves and for their family's future success, than In always sifting tho ashes or helping clear away the table. After a hard day's work Mr. B. should have some recreation, some exercise or amusement or ho Should be studying and devoting his leisure to advancing his profession or work, I once knew the very finest kind of man, Mr. M training in his particular line he could havo had a much wider field for advancement. He was constantly hoping to be able to take this or that couree and qualify himself for u higher position. But I remember how always of an evening he slipped off his coat and his collar, faded Into the kitchen and started on the backwash of dishes and unfinished housekeep- Fables for the Fair It Must Be So Nice to Be a Man! By Marguerite Mooers Marshall- r I Copyright. 1013, (New York Evenln World) by Press PubM thing Co. MORAL: Votes, Pay Envelopes, Latch Keys for Women but "Sex Equality" Is Something Else Again! T must be so nice- to bo a man! And goes away and LEAVES 'em Nobody ever tells him that where they fell knickerbockers are immoral It must bo bo NICE to be a man! With Just a little more and long trousers are not, He can eat French pastry, French That he will be fried potatoes, hot biscuit and barred from the honey, chocolate fudge, roast pork beach if ho doesn't and CREAM, wear stockings Ho can eat throe large meals a with his batblng day, besides a chunk of cake before suit, he goes to tied That he must (He not only can he doesl) ,. wu Because the last thing he needs WHV DtDNY iYou SAVE while the PlCk-lNCr Was Good f I I m I did . Then hy wife Gtota Bunion on her. fiAT Al Ttlr . f (O Irtt CHIROPODIST fit legs in public, Nor smoke cigarettes ditto. That he shouldn't appear in the business office wearing a Bilk shirt, That he may not exercise self determination in the matter of hair cuts. It MUST be so nice to be a man! Somebody always sews on his but tons and darns his socks to worry about is his waist-lino: Ho isn't leading the movement for girth control He carries weight in his commu nity. With all his fat, she'll loro him still And he knows it! Not for him is lt necessary to "suffer In order to bo beautiful I" Ho even has the Tight to be bald. And as for wrinkles and gray hairs, he considers that they lend SAYE:D AGrAINf "WEN I HAD 75 HAVE NV SHOES, RE SOLED 1 mv ATTAIN I SAVE-D AMD LOST THE AVNS IN A SLOT NACHU t r )THH I SAvETD AGrAN AMD MYWFE tooK A T-A V I nwj 6 hilghty hard Job, too! I don't believe that the average han employed in the usual grind rig business routine and giving he best of hie energy or Ideas to lis work can possibly come home .nd be a kitchen maid or a chore oy without hie business position r his health suffering. I think hat the T. B. M. has a right to n evening of quiet or leisure without being called upon to do a alf day's carpentering, or the Ifork of a nursemaid, or of a diih aihing machine on top of eight ours of commercial responsibility. )f course, I know Mrs. B.'s argu-mtr-that she Is "all tired out," etc., .1 that it Is friend husband's duty to Ip her In the evening. But I know tt Mrs. B. can find come leisure 50 If she plans her housework day a schedule basis: while Mr. B. has 1 chance for a "nap" or an after sn tea or movie. t think, tho wholo situation of Mrs. 1 asking her husband to become a tld in the evening Is either the re ,at of Belflslmess or an acknowledg int that she is a poor manager at lr Job of running a household. Run ng the house Is her Job; she should jin and arrange for It so that It will it be a drain on her husband who Is a full time Job of his own In stlng a living from the highly cnpetltive business world, n the modern step-saving home id with the use Of certain modern bor savers, there Is no reason for a. B.'s being "all tired out." Even household of four or five persons m be run so that Mrs. B. will havo We free day leisure, but Mr. B. can fit leisure only In the evening. It Is wvery common mistake on the part c many women to suppose that men I business always have an "easy tne," or that housekeeping Is moro Irudgery" than offlco work or busi iss. I'd like to put a good many omen I know right at their hus hnd's desks with appointments to take, phones to Interrupt, letters to largo share of yours. He can't be bothered with your shopping, or ro- Going Down! DEAR SALESMAN: Have you ever noticed how you appeal to tome men and not to others? Do you know that the one thing that appeals to ALL men is the truth? There are men who inspire confidence the minute you see them and you instinctively tell them the truth about your goods and get an order. The truth is all there is to a subject, and it will plough its way through everything and win in the end. There are other men who ap pear to want the truth distorted, and to euch you are likely to stretch the truth and "paint it roiy." If you are on the edge of des pair, take a few hours off and learn the truth about your prop osition then go out and in crease your business. Yours very truly, ALFALFA SMITH. His mother, his wife, his sister distlnctlon- or a tamo laundry. Ho asks the photographer to leave (Has there ever been a laundry ftU the( "I,nes o character" in his advertising that it makes a specialty Sot""! he is lacking in van of replacing buttons on the business jty WOMAN'S shirtwaists?) Somebody presses his suits, i Somebody packs 'em away with mothballs, Somebody hangs up his bath towel, his bathrobe, his pajamas, his household Or, If nobody does they stay ulackly, shiftlessly, shamelessly on the FLOOR where he drops 'em, And his conscience Is completely untroubled He has no NEATNESS complex! He is simply so colossally vain that what would bo a defect in woman Becomes, in him, an EFFECT And he gets away with lt! It must be SO nice to bo a man! In dealing with his womankind he is Sir Oracle Ho tells 'em what the Conference for the Limitation of Armament really accomplished, And why women never will be the equals of men, And the inside stuff about the Hollywood goings on, 3 HOW I AH SAVWO ) ACfAlhl BUT J WLLS HAVE To SPGVZ ) IT ONJUT 1 3F m ma CAM YOU, SEAT IT! ft. II. iZ Why Not Look Your Best? the mahogan the rug, Cigar ashes on magazine table. Crumbs over the counterpane, from his midnight lunch, Newspapers over EVERYTHING, A Man's Word By Sophie Irene Loeb A Famous Women FLORINE. FLORINB was tho daughter of tho Duke of Burgundy and was betrothed to Sucnon, King of Denmark. She accompanied this prince to tho first crusado In tho year 1097. Sho was to havo mar ried Sucnon Immediately after the conquest of Jerusalem. Before reaching Jerusalem, however, u fierce lattle took place In which Kuonon and hla brido were killed, witli all their companions In arms, not one being left to bury tho slain. Florlno and Sucnon dUd in each other's arms. MAN faced a Jury of his peers And heard the sentence that condemned him To darkness and despair. For ho had failed to keep his word, Then stole when faced with the penalt. And In that crowded court-room. In a brief time he(went over tho whole gamut of his life And summed up hi? misery Jn a slnglo arraignment of himself. Ko recalled tho words of his father, Those simple words "As you go forth Into tho world, remwnner. "K roan's word! "When you give it, look upon It "As tho biggest part of yourself, "And at all costs do that to which you agree. "Thero is no asset In life so valuablu "As tho keeping of a promise that your word Implies; "Thero Is nothing bo Ignoble "As the breaking of It. "Thus 1n your own hands lies your own power "For good or 111, "Not only to yourself, but to all mankind." Ho saw it all always ho had promised lightly, A word that obligated him. And ho never mot tho obligation. Then ho had lied, when tho truth would have saved. And never thought there would be a day of acootv He chose tho lino of least resistance And found that the day of resistance always comes. Lower and lower in the scale ho had fallen. His word was worth nothing, And no one trusted him Except those whoso business was crime, They who havo their own law, their own weapons for defense, Against him who breaks his bond. Ah, es! He learned that the man who breaks his word Has no placo In the company of honest men, And tho Day of Payment Always comes. Anrl til o rAnann Ihn Vnlutftn,! npt He happily scatters matches on mll?ht tn llB Tnn,cri And the reason it WON'T be, And why children have so little respect for their parents, And how to manage the servant1, And all the things the radiophone will do in the future The only information about rust present or future which he doen not dispense y Is that which the feminine mind is too feeble to grasp "Some things" as he says "you lust can't explain to a woman "She wouldn't understand!" It must be so nice to bo a MAN, With nobody ever to censor you. D Copyright, 10! EAR MISS DOSCHER: Will you please tell me how I can whiten my neck which is quite dark, and how I can re move some lines which are beginning to fo-m on it. Will you alio tell me how I can remove hair from my I i p perma nently with out the use of an electric S needle? ANXIOUS. By Doris Doscher I New York i:cnlng World) by Prr ruWIahlni Co. lour ounces. This will soften The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCnrdell the Clmi'A f)n r.M.4 r,F tUn And somebody always to wait on bcst caatIo BOaP( and when Ulls , -vou- soft mix tn sufficient oatmeal to make With nobody expecting you to be a paste and add a few drops of lemon beautiful Juice. Apply sovcral times until the j ji,,, neck Is white. Massage will bo tlm And everybody admitting you to best or tho tmt nrfi . be omniscient! to form. Then Is nothing that will Yes, of course, women have votes permanently rc.nove the hair ftom tho i-nd pay-envelopes and latch-keys "P- ,,ut y01' V" And that if yon inrt nit M,n bleach It occasionally with peroxide It " . . ' will hurdly In) notlcable uul tto long an .iir. monopunze The right to be uncenuored, The right to be untidy, The right to be unbcautifiil The right to Know It All There's no use In declaiming that "sex equality Is now an established fact" It ain't! Dear Mies Doscher: Kindly let me know what pow ders or tablets are good for blaek headi, ai I already tried hot cloths and a good soap, but it doein't seem to do any good. A. Z. You might try tho following: blackheuds; then clcutisu In the. uxual way. Dear Miss Dotcher: I read your letters and amwers in the paper every evening and have followed a good deal of your advice. This is my first queetion to you and I hope you can help ne, n you have so many of your readers. I am troubled very much with pimples under the skin on my arms. It looks and feed like chicken or goose fleth, at they call it. Is there any way of got ting rid of thie? A CONSTANT READER. The condition you describe re sponds very readily to the uf(ei--lUli rubs. Thcso should to done Immedi ately aftor tho morning bath, and they promote good circulation and also keep tho pores of the sklnn a li-nlthy condition. If ou are faithful with these, and at the same time watch your diet, avoiding too rich or heavy food and tuko plenty of exer cise In tho open air, tho condition should be Improved within a very short while. If you will hend me your name und addrrn: I will send you u copy of tho urtei-liath mUs Dear Mist Dotcher: Will you kindly advise me what to do about my hair. It it very thin and not very long. Do you think the oil in the hair preventi it from growing? How can I rem edy my thin hair? L. R. Tim best trcutment to piomote the I CopyrllM, )2t. (Nv Vor the projection room the Uxinlrn World! by I'rcn I'ubllahlns Co first Hhowlns: tho family of the old lituf N the projection room the first Hhowlns: tho family of the old gink scenes of -'ho Anclont Mariner" with the wlilnker getting newH that wore being thrown upon tho he is mink by rmtlo telephone." screen by Mr. (luller's moving picture "Nix!" ald Mr. Wogglcbuum de- fiiendH or associates now that lt was elnlvely, "No fillum Unit I control Is rumored ho waH going to star a going t.j advet tl.se them nullum tele wealthy society woman In the dims, phonos. Already they arc putting u, , Ouller'H moving plcturo friends usso- crimp In motion pictures, l'eoplo has elated with him again. them in their homes ami stay away ,fl, Mrs, Mudildgn-Kmlth was en- from the theatres to hear what time It . tlntilled; she was nlso nearly miffo- M ut s o'clock In Washington, and"1' rated in tho close, cigar smoke reeking Kt ,m ,.uf rui uf f,.,.e jaiiz music nnd PioJcctlon room, as were her com- hermons. Win don't they censor punlons, Mr. und Mm. Jarr. Hut this tIlcm7 , tu yOII tt radium telephone vua Hum in wiu inovicB, llllil wiui i(l !!. ., ...i, . .. ro(i rj. .Q mo!" that achieved one can do without any other kind of breuth of llfo. "Too much whiskers In thiH picture, Ciuller," one of tho movie magnates remarked. "But that's always tho way with these foreign flliums, They give their actors a year to raise tho real shrubbery, but It don't mean unythlng." "Where Is the baboon" queried an other magnate. "That tltlo suld something about a guy giving himself a wallop because he heard a baboon. Now nn American director, like Ilex Ingram, or Tom lure, would show tho baboon to get u luugh. But wo could cut In Snooky, the chlmpunzee, right there. A chlmp.1n7.eo ain't u haboon, but moving picture fans don't know the difference. And the organ player can Imitate tho cry of the baboon which the guy Is supposed to hear at tho wedding." "Beg paidon," remarked Mr. Jarr In the dark, "hut tho title did not "Mr. Wogglebuum Is one of the btalnlcHt men In tho movies," mii'r- ' inured Mr. Chiller to Mrs. Mudridge Smith. "He's worth a hundred mil lion to-day, and a year ugo hn wns a shoestring peddler educated hlssclf, too." "Vhnt nation Is this picture to, be' j named after: did oii say?" nnked Mr. jj U iigglclmum. "It's to bo called Hallucination'' tfi Mr. duller explained. "Tho old guy .' gees daffy, and movie nuillerie.es wouldn't know what an nnelont mari- I nor wns." i - . "I never heard that h '.lloo nation' word," tnld .Mr Wugglebaum. "Glvo the plrtnre another title, 'Why Wom en Weep,' or something liko that. At that. It will flop; it ain't got no ' heart Intenst In it. anil the wedding ; . . should Ik- In the last part and It should Is- the wedding of this old fisherman,' who's made young again by shaving. oft Ids whiskers ami tho glii recog- Carbonate of magnesia and zinc Bw"'"r, "V lH n'ghlly oxide, each one dram, and losewatcr What Every Woman Should Know Y Copyright, 11)22 iNew York Kit-nlnu WorKi Iry Prs Publishing ('. OTJ can cleanse tho soiled tafleta They will come In handy when o'j want to mend tho table linen. rrocK and make It look like new. Soak It In water In which two tableflpoonfuls of salt has been dis solved, then wash It In lux and luke warm water. Add half a teaspoonful of borax to rinsing water to stiffen the silk. Do not wring the rfre.ss; lift lt from tho water and hang it on line dripping. Press on wrong side before It Is thoroughly dry. nnd sufficient airing. Kemembcr that good circulation Is necessary to pro mote the glow Mi. Dear Mitt Dotcher: I am a girl of teventeen years and my hair it beginning to turn white here and there. Kindly tell me if any treatment it good. M. B. out. Why illdn t them foreigners take t It that way?" refer to a baboon. It was a bassoon. nMng mm ,,, u cIlm.h ,,t h() uilc ,1 HluniLui (lion uliiuill. HID llllts reuil. " 'The wedding guest hero heat ills breast, For Iki heard the loud bassoon,' " tic a.Jdd. "Audiences won't know what It Is. Just the same," said the first speaker. "So tnat title's got to bo changed to "'He heard the loud saxophone.'" "you're right, Mr. Wogglebuum." said Mr. duller; "everyliody knows Tho premature turning of tho liuir what a saxophone h these days. And When pulling the threads from now tablecloths and napkins In order to Tho unsightly spots In pongi u blouses and dresses aftei being laun dered aro tho result of ironing I hem while moist. I'imgen silk should always bo thoroughly dry when roned and it will come out beautl fulb. The geraniums will lilosso-n tn fusely if you pour hot coffte Into 'hi saucers of the flower pot each morn- white is usually traced to some defec tive working or the Important glands that has affected the coloring mutter of tho hair. As the glands are In fluenced by the general health, oii can rtodlly see that tint most Impoitnnt thing to do Is to aim for good circula tion and U-ttur health and uvold nerv ous strain. There la nothing that run be applied to tho hair itself that will restore tho color, as tho new hair com- thnt will bring the picture right up to date. Them's somo sea stuff In this featme too, and we can shoot some scenes showing the operator of the ship sending a wireless SOS, when the boat Is sinking, for It does sink." "It's a costume picture," remarked another, "but movlu audiences won't know they didn't havo wireless tele graph them days, and If you'ro goln., lng. The coffee should bo boiling, as lng in will come in gray. Outside np- to shoot any stuff to interpolate for get an even hem save all the long It will bo about the right temperature pHentlons simply color the hair tempo- the picture as It Is Is a piece of tkreea and wind them on a spool, by time It teaches the roots. rnrllr- cheese we could take an Interior Random Facts. B' kl-X'AUSK Russian hogs pass most of their lives In cold climates und are not slaughtered as young us in America their bristles are tho liest In tho world for brushes. More than 10,000 tons of tin" weio it-covered fiom old cans, iioes ami other hciap metal In tho United States lust year. Witli 9,500 miles of railroad Sweden has the greatest mileage per Inhabitant of any Kuropean couny-j . ' I