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THE EVENING WORLD, FRIDAY, MAROK 81, 1922.
i-ii'ilis-ltiiiiliiiiiilii;!:;:
ffceft Circus Freaks Have
Their Love Affairs
JOMAXCES OF "WORLD WONDERS'
Sweet Radiogrady
it
-A..
Nation Has Quit Talking to
Sit and Listen
it
By Neal Ii. (Mara
i
I
Giant and Giantess Lovers at First Sight, but the Mid
get Has a New Attraction This Season, Which
Brings on Many New Heart Attacks.
lly Joseph S. Jordan
Cop) i oil: r.xnttn: WnrM) ly Press Publishing Co
I Loc Uikjw.n im limit in land or language and recognizes n
' laV. It's lifslil Hits from the mountainside to the meadow land
"i ancl Cupid is as much at home in the cottage as in the palaces
' of kings and queens
.Till-? ma. sound
liKr thi' In gin
ning of ii fairy
stor, luil it iMiYt.
Il h l In (In with
t ir lulu itKT.i In
Ihe In i s ol' uim-
p!e pt'UPle, till!
"stiMiigi' people"
cii tlii- on cum, who,
however, nro hct-
aldcd in the six
and MX"cn sheet
Illngllng ltrothcts,
Itanium and llallcy'H "tircutcst Show
n Earth," ns "World Wonders," and
"Marvels of tho Age," Mroatcst Liv
ing Curiosities," and "Mysteries of
the Human Race."
Docs love enter Into the lives of
theso people who, to the ordinary
mortal, are creatures of another
world; who yesterday were "freaks"
nnd who to-day have been painted in
the nimble Imagination of tho pub
licity men of tho circus as Just
"strange people?" giants, midgets,
'Anakc charmers, sword swnllowers,
head hunters, cannibals, tatooed
ladles, bearded ladles nnd beardless
men? With few exceptions they have
all had their passing fancies and con
aumlng passions, their dreams, their
disappointments, their hopes and
loves.
" .IL-ouIs Graham and Clydo Ingalls,
man agora of this part of the show,
cmlled whon tho question was put to
".hem, for the story of the romances of
tho "strange pcoplo" Is an old one
with them. There's "Zip," tho
"What Is It?" product of P. T. Uar
tium. who has been tho sport and
amusement of tho kiddles of throe
generations, who Is eighty-six years
old and says that lie's from fourteen
to thtrty-slx. Iast year Zip was the
devoted slave o Clifford, the lady
mftklner "enn pnfl" ,vrq nt Alnrolnnn
And Maralana sympathizes with tho
Weakness of Zln. She smiles ilnwn in
film nnd tlMrlna 1.1m . . n .1 . I . V, I
(ana Zip Is as happy as a kid with his
first radiophone.
1
lkfarsbimi rnn nffnnl In hn .-..ailmm
k ni4 . nnM. .11. m - . . ....
. . 1. 1 uiliuiuulii;. iur Hiin is nliii nn
j-cura nunoymoon wun
Giant George, her first and only love.
She 1b seven feet and six inches In
Height and built in glorious. If gener
ous, proportions. Marslona met her
lata In a drug store In Saarbruck,
Alsace-Loralne. She was then tour
ing the country as thn tallest l.iriv
its. r HI v
roetcra or the
i pianist In captivity and dropped Into
he drug; store to get somo face
, owder.
ijj Giant George watted upon her. He
.na tho first man she had met In her
Voung life she had to look up to. Sho
looked, ho looked and right there Dan
Cupid unhooked two lovc-tipped ar
frorw. In two weeks they wero en-
' Igagcd. He was a fellow countryman,
three years her Junior, and In their
native language sho painted to blm
i the Joys and profits of life, on tho
road. Right there ho forsook drugs
Ifor forensic flights nnd histrionic
honors. In the parlanco of the show,
they were "hooked up." Their union
haa brought themi a daughter, Ruth,
how nlno months old and ns tall as a
hlne-year-old boy and weighing forty
pounas, xuansiana says mat sues the
'boss" and Georgo grins In actiules
tenfle. He's twentr-one and she's
twenty-four.
Count PauccI, better known as tho
fBaron the midget "masher," has tho
frumitlltlAn nt t.Jlna- n . ( 1 i V.I ,1 main
$jpami. Last year he was all atten-
.on to Lady Little, a deb midget, but
this season he seems to havo escaped
heart whole only to plunge into hope,
less love with tho princess Wee Wee.
Going Down !
MV
DEAR FRIEND: May
Invito your thought
to the word STICK?
It mean to fatten by gluing,
or to fix. It alio meant a rod,
or a itaff.
It it a splendid word when
applied to a job, or wht you
Jar doing,
If you have a Job stick.
The history of the world
( shows that all great men
8TUCKI They went after a
thing and kept after it! They
rrdver let go.
Take up what It right ahead
of you and ttlok. Make up
your mind what it is you are
going to do and then stick
until you do itl
If you mutt change your job,
go up and keep on going up,
but 8TICK!
You may detptte flguret, but
they are useful, jutt the same.
Refuting to add a column cf
numbers will never give you
Jj the total.
f Qet at your tatk and ttick!
Yeun, ALFALFA SMITH.
The Huron Is a product of Sicily and
was in the Mcwsina rartluittako which,
however, hint nothing to do with lin
shrunken stature.
"Transparent" Wllllnm, Ihr liui. r
sUi'lelon is no lunger with the i in iis.
Wlllte fell In love with Lillian Mi
louey tho Albino girl, who ho pro
nounced tho only perfect blonde lie
li.nl eer met In his life. Mls. Ma
limey objected to the attention of the
s-Ueletoii and the skeleton Is no Ion,
among those ptcf,ent Willi th" str.inv
people.
Lcntlnn Is the three-legged man
and into his life has entered what he
hopes is his first and last and lasting
romance. He Is happily married and
has two sons and a daughter. Lcntino
was born In Italy anil until bo was
six years old could use h'.s third leg
im an equal footing with the other
two. Then hlsibody outgrew the third,
member, font even to-day he has full
control over the leg and says that In
uses It In swimming as a rudCcr. And
be can swim like a fish
Amok, the Igorote head hunter ef
Luzon In the Philippines, has experi
enced tho tender passion. Ho left a
sweetheart behind In Luzon and then
went to war with the 306th Infantry
Regiment of tho 77th Division. When
he camo back from tho war ho
learned that his sweetheart was mar
ried to a stay-at-homo rival. Put
be declares that there may be an
food llsh still In the tea as ever have
been caught and one day soon he in
going back to tho Philippines (o look
for another.
"Ask him how many sweethearts
he 1ms In New York," said Martha
Morris, tho armless girl who sits on
the platform next to tho head hunter.
Amok didn't blush, but had a sweet
mihIo for tho pretty girl who writes
nnd sews with her toes, and says
i hat s,ho has no tlmo for beaux, be
cause In tho winter tlmo sho Is'flnlsh
Ing her education In Chicago.
Another of tho married freaks Is
AJax, the sword swallower. One sword
is child's play fqr tho epiglottis of
AJax. He swallows half a dozen at
a time. Ho boa two children and
says that one of them has alrendy de
veloped a remarkable propensity for
his father's profession. He swallows
the cutlery at the table, and his
mother has to continually count the
sliver and keep all the knives and
scissors locked up.
Also Artorta, the tatooed lady, is a
blushing bride. Sho is Mrs. Charles
Gibbons and halls from I.os Angeles,
Cal., where her husband ll-cs and
conducts a tatoo parlor. It was her
husband who transformed her body
into on art gallery. When sho isn't
with the circus she la u sort of model
for the tattoo studio. Other women
havo been tattooed a llttlo bit, but
nono of them have gono further than
to havo a design etched upon them
whero It will not lnterfero with eve
ning gowns.
Laurello, the man with tho revolv
ing head, managed onco to make his
head and eyes behavo long enough to
kocp his eyes focused upon the one
particular girl who came into his life
for keeps. Iaurcllo is married and
tho father of a couple of children.
And then there are Mr and Mrs.
Doll. Harry Is twenty-two years old
nnd 28 inches In height, while draco
is twenty-four nnd two Inches taller
man ner spouse. They aro a cuto
couple, but lately Oraco has become a
bit Jealous of tho attentions of Harry
to the Princess Wee Weo, and now
Clyde Ingalls has Georgo Augur, the
84-foot giant, sitting between tho two
ilvnls on tho platform.
Grace says that sho doesn't care,
because Harry can't marry tho Prin
cem on nccount of tho matrimonial
stilngs sho has on him; nnd then,
anyhow, Giant George Augur, who
could put her Into ono of his pockets,
sho says is a real man.
"Now, don't you get Into nny
quarrel over mo," the giant told her.
"I don't llko your Jealousies." I
huven't forgotten last season in Chi
cago when you hit mo with a chair."
"Now, you hush," said Grace, anil
she climbed up on his vest, and witli
a foot In i ach pocket, putted bis heel;
vuth one ot her tiny humto.
liut the romunclit ol all rornunceia
in the Kroup of utiungH people Ii
Chief Pantagal, th erstwhile cannibal
uV the Island of Voa In the Nev'
Hebrides, lift says that he doesn't
like to talk about the people bo has
eaten. Married' Let Pantngal tell
it.
"I've got thlitv-seen wives in
Voa," he said. "Hut I wont to school
In tho Picsbyterlan Mission and they
took my wives away from me. They
hald that I was only entitled to run-.
Well, then I fight. Sen that scar In
my leg? Well, that's whero I got
shot. I got my wives back all right,
but then I caino here nnd only had
threo wives and they wouldn't let me
have morn than one.
. "My last wife In this country was
a Modoc squaw, but she got bit by ;i
Gila monster and went crnzy and thev
took her away. I guess that was all
right, though. When I go back to Von
1 will have a reunion with my thirt
seven wives,"
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4
J take A Good look at 1 1 i have a CTam mrsTV-
Irs de bluff You will ) EfA FM de bluff -C
Relives, these pearls j deb,luff ) , lL tae itO
loo Please VH I ) Mamdv
teRLUFP wait. help J
C ' n S . J DoN 'T BLAttE I WOW DO
HE DQESMT ) rH' lp HEAW ) ( You BELIEVE )
5 ELI EVE I'M iSf (hE?y
MARGIE"
By Caroline
Copyright, 1932, (New fork Evenlnc World) by Press I'ubllahlnc Co.
The Locc Story of a New York, Working Girl.
.Marrtry MlndoD, nlnrtMii, helps U eoppert her nldewed mether by working nt din
mtn's (lere counter In e Iuk New Yerk drpartmrnt store. Ilrr most Intimate "rhiim"
Is Mslslr I.tc, a ffUon- selrxtrl. Mslsle's "steady" Is Clarence Wimple, n floonalkrr.
Mnricle lias no "hrau" she feels her real "I'llefe Charmlnt" will iome nlonr nnd
lite up to hrr Idrals nrln this etery te-dey and tee hew Manle's drrauis work out.
REVELATIONS "My ideal Is refined and kind," she
JUST a little before tho noon hour found herself whlbpcrlng. "I believe
the following dny Margie was not If nioro girls would only wait until
at all surprised to see bet so- they found a man who lived up to
called Prince (""harming eut'-i the helr girlhood dreams marriage would
"gents' furnish-
ins" department
and make his
way toward her
counter.
''Hero ho
.., ,, i, 1 .
p e r o d Matslo.
twlco as excited
as Margie, who pretended to bo
busily engaged assorting and count
ing gloves.
"I beg your pardon," said tho
young man. "but these gloves you
sold mo aro a size too small. I said
eight nnd one-half, and when I
reached homo my sister, who usually
does nil my shopping for me. told mo
. ., , , .
that I really wom eight and three-
qmrters 11a you suppose I might
exchange them""
.Maigl.-f .. - met those or the
joung num. and a quick, responsive
flash told tfif-m tbat theirs was a case
of love at ilret sipht
' ,, .
"Ot course, hM only u too
glad to change them," declared Mai-
gie
"I'll get the next slzo and we'll
try them on to bo uultu certain they
am all right before i call Ihn Door
walker "
Willi" .M.ltliie kllpped aioiiud I he
other side oi the counter to hunt tho
proper size gloves .Malslo caino up to
her and eagerly whispered, ".Margie,
he's cra2y about you
I had no Idea
ho would ever come back. I bcllevo
be really IS your Prince ("harming
He's so kind and refined too "
Margie f-hrusgod hoi shoulder. Shn
was down on her knees now iel ng
into il -orts of boxes and glove
drivers,
Crawford
be so much more Impressive and mean
h0 niuch more to them. We know
what we want at sixteen. Wo are
XCT? particular then, but nt eighteen
our "rst heau comes ulong, usually
some onfi who doesn't appeal to us at
all, but he Is tho first one to send
flowers, to take us to a show, and
before wo know It we either marry
him or else we aro not as particular
about tho second beau."
"Well, I boliovo you have thn right
dopo." firmly announced Malslo. I
bolievo ho is your prince and I'll bet
yu ct lllm- cnn't J"0" lnd "ls
oUj B,rls hunte , vuln Thoro
was not a No. 8i pair of gray silk
gloves In tho house.
"rm sry." li,ald Margie as hIlj
made her way back to tho young man,
..,t Ju!jt )lapenfi tnlt W1) JiaVP rllll
nut of your Mze. i can takn your
older and within tho next week or
ttn day- send the gloves to you."
xgaln their eyes met. Ear h
thinking- the same thought Ho would
have to give her lus naino and ad-
Ul,!Ss! That would mak thu ,lrst
step toward their acaualntanco
,hs kld brown eyt.9 llKhteJ up.
Thank you so much." he lauKhed
JWhtly, and ytt, back of it all there
Mas u gre.it deal or dignity ami sen
oiisness tn his voice us he udded
' Von might send them to frank pif
fniil," and gave a Hrooklyn addrei-s
"They'll be theto in about ten
days," voltinteeiod .Margie, as sin
Wrote his name l'rnnk Spaffnrd, ri
the first time.
If they are not I'll uill aglan," lie
IauShed. and with a ehararteristn-
loss oi ins iienii unu a merry tuugn
IKippeared around the countei
"I'rinee 1'iank fr"in Hruoklj n," said
Malslo. "Say, Margie, you don't
"int " pnnoe from 'ovei there!'"
l anarsin or j iatiunas nay, l eat
not whenco h conift'i." Hmiled Mar
Flt., ho Is my Ideal nun
. To Morrow A Masculine Pandora,
The Jarr
By Roy L.
Copyrltht, 1022 (Now York Hvenln
HAVINO sent telegrams to their
wives, who resided two blocks
away, tho telegrams conveying
their undylne; affection and the In
formation that It was a wild night
at sea and that tho children should
not bo permitted to Join tho Khltteis,
vthlch was nn organization of Juvenllu
delinquents and would imperil their
moral stamlnn, Mr. Jarr nnd Mr.
Hanglo proceeded on with their new
found friends. Mr. William Watklns
Wilkinson, of Hartford, Conn , nnd
Mr. Ilenjamln II. Ilingham, whoso
card had stated that ho was, among
many other things, Kxaltcd Past
Orand Wlmpus of Prooklyn Sanc
tuary No. 4 of the Sheltering Order
of Wok-Wok, or Married Mon'n Pro
tective Association.
Mr. Hltigham, It was evident, had
tho confidence, of all. Perhaps for
the reason that ho was, oh It aftcr
wnrd transpired, a confidence man.
Hut tho fat, red-nosed und bald
headed Mr. William Watklns Wilkin
son, ot Hartford, Conn., Mr. Jarr re
garded with solemn suspicion.
"Hut he has the most remarkable
brow I evet beheld," Interposed Mr.
Itanglo solemnly. "No other man
ever had such a brow, except, per
haps, Humboldt I"
"Humbug, you mean!" growled
Mr Jarr.
"Humboldt, I said," rftorted Mr.
It ingle "Mcxandei on Humboldt,
traveller nnd nrehaeolugiht and author
i.f that i omprehensiv- classic of an
thropology, 'Cosmoi.'"
"Oh, him?" raid Mr. Jarr in u
mollltled tone "I knew Alex well.
(',iiyilshl, 102.', (NV v YurK l:n.ln
Yul i in .musi.i your delicate Iul"
i nil it beautitulls .md u ta'lu
the oilginul bh.ipi ilnl If
iu iiii'lull) U'iKte thn cull, ii on a
piece of wlllte cotton f.ibrti; nnd wash
It on that I'se lukewiirm wit. r and
white hnap and do not ' ' nlliu.
jun iiifeye it. Rf' -ihiv
anil d-v Ir direct minlig.'i
New stockings Hhrnild be n, ..J
be'or- tliej ;nc worn Tina nil! to
move tbp sizing and provt nt thu
holes thai oft'n appear In the Unit
j
For the Housewife's Scrap'book
Family
McCardell
t World) by Tress Publlhtns Co.
I helped him muku out his Incomo
tax."
"Then i.ay no nioro!" laid Mr.
Kangle, breathing hard on Mr Wll
liinsoti'H bald heml and polishing It
with his coat Hleijve. "If I had u
bruw like that, extending fioni my
eyes to thn back of my neck, I would
nsk my fellow men to gaze upon It
with awe and rapture."
Mr. .Ilingham niuiniunvl uppicetal
ingly. "Too true, too true!" And
Mr. Wilkinson proudly held himself
erect.
"Is that a liean for e.hlldren to
track nuts upon?" continued Mr
Itiiugln orntorically. "Is that a nob
that should li demeaned by tho pla
cards of our national advortlscrs?"
"I must send Mrs Jarr a telegram
about It." said Mr. Jiur gravely. "It
Is Indeed a remarkable brow. Solid
ivory and of a dull domestic finish."
At theso words Mr Itanglo
breathed again upon Mr. Wllkinsoii'H
hairless cranium and gave it unother
brisk shlnu with his sluovo.
Hut If tho gentleman ftom Hait
ford had no hair, he ols-i luul no
tancor.
"Yea," said Mr. Mangle, as the
party onco moro got under way to
lind another telcgiuph ollUe to m nil
morn tei gi urns to their wives, "sui'b
a Hlm.il tyan occiput st ou'd Its d.s
played and dcmuustniud at institu
tions of learning that aiii' itioiei stu
dents might endeavor to di vd p
I. rows of illto lmpresslvenem."
"I would !iUBreit," s.id M' Jiirr
with a f.nei r, "that a motto i illn?:
'Then- 1 1 Nothing Jl'ie' should be
chiseled on his bald n! 1 bran, tl at
the world might wnnder whet Unr it
meant hulr or brains or both "
r Yorld by Press Publishing Co.
wearing of unwashed sto. I mgi II'
l-icrv should lie washed olteti in i'l'
to off iet the damage 'mm persplri
(mo .nut iihn to avoid a eimt.nunu
Mi i.n on the sunn p.vi of t n tto
In
Whin wiistutiK the linen ptei i mid
-.ill and some .scraped o.ip to I no
.'luieli. To eery two i ups of starch
allow one i'.i.-)ioon earn ol' the hoap
jnl 'tilt ThlH will make the ironiim
f-isy and give the Uuind gloss to the
linen.
Copyright, IBM (Nw Vork :tmiIii World) by Vnn Publlihlnc Co.
voiics Are Hoisting Aerials Instead of Steins ar.ci
Drinking in Ether Messages
lAniOPHONK I s
greatest Invention
slnco Prohibition
KeifliM 'em out ot
cdlar up on roof
Men women and
i lilldien that used
in freiiuctit bars
md Hpeak-cusles
in.w Kt.iy home
and lap up ether
Hudlophnne Is revolutionizing Ameri
can home. Is bringing family cloaei
ipgether but emptying the churches.
Wholo family can now stay in bed
Sunday morning and llHten to sermon
while they sleep. ltadlo nlso keeps
kiddles out of trouble. Keeps 'cm oft
the sidewalks, out of mischief. Yon
never sec kiddles In street nny more
except when they fall off toof.
RADIO NOTES.
Clarence Ollcksleln of Peith Amlioy
writes In to say that he Is using a
wrecked lllvver as an aerial nnd get
ting good results. The flivver landed
In a treo top by accident and Mr.
tillcksteln was quirk to net and string
wires with good effect. Ho repoits
that his radloford now has range of
ISt) miles, without gasollno. It catches
every vibration between Pittsburgh
and Newnrk, even Including rough
toads and Octours.
Fashion changes will be broadcasted
every hour from Oil City, Pa., com
mencing to-morrow at 6 A. M.
Tho London I'antomlmo Company
will glvo a concert Saturday evening
from S to 10.30 P. M.
In Hrooklyn, 21S home brewers havo
converted their stills Into radio out
Ills. They aro trying to catch Mil
waukee WHAT TO HEAR TO-DAY.
FOB (Detroit) 8.00 A. M.,
fight returni from Chicago Qr.iml
Opara Company. 8.30 A. M., ier-,
mon, "Where Do Buttons Como
From?" by Rev. Jasper Q. Hoo-
(AH
Why Not Look Your Best?
By Doris
Copyright. 1922 (New York Evening
DEAR MISS DOSCHER:
I read your column dally
and would like to know
what I could
use to make my
hair a pretty
shade of henna
without harm- '
ing it, as my
hair is blonde
now and I am
leaving it come
back to its own
color.
MARIE.
Why uso an
other artificial
', I
OoULU BOSCHKR..
preparation to chango tho color of
your hair? Naturo will tako care of
r'
Courtship
and
Marriage
By Betty Vincent
"Dear Miss Vlncenti We are
two girls, sixteen and eighteen,
nnd very much in love with two
young men. One is twenty, the
other thirty-five, and both are
ardent lovers. The older Is a
miserly bachelor, but he can be
free with his money when he
wishes. The younper has a mother
who objects to his ma.-rying so
young, as tho says it will inter
fere with his career. Would you
advise us to marry these men?
One would have to marry the boy
without his mother's consent, and
the other would have to beg the
miserly bachelor for money when
she has always been used to
money
"LUCIA AND MILDRED."
I.ovo is not blind n your enses at
all. You sen thing lust tho way thoy
are. Do not marry tho boy wh.mo
mother objects, for re would ho cer-
tain to return to br Do not marry
tho Uichelor who Is 'Jtlngy if you love
lo spend moi.ey.
"Dear Miss Vincent: I am a
llirl of nineteen and have known
u younn man of tho same age for
about a year. Wa have had
several tiffs, but always managed
lo make up. Recently however
we had quite a serious quarrel
and when he called me up on the
phone I said, 'I heard you were
married,' just in n joke. He re
plied, 'I am waiting for you.'
Now Miss Vincent this young man
wants me to make up onco more
and after wh.it he said do you
think he really cares for me"
"HELEN."
U'he voting in in evidently cares lor
you or In- would noi ulwajs tr to
seek you out alter your tiffs. I)n soil
think von are to blame for thrse
quarrels oi that you can manage t"
understand i .teh other bettei Trv
iivnld ultlili...i, llnmi nMi-l) no cun
not agree nnd keep along plens.int
f"Dtr.
diek of Ocean View, Kan. 8.45 A.
M, bedtime etory for niflht watch
man, "The Weleh Rabbit and the
Poker Kitty," furnlihed by Police
Caiette. 9.30 A. M., clog danc
ing by McTavish and Epstein.
10.15 A. M., hooch formula by
International Casket Company.
II. 30 A. M., Wall Street concert,
"The Old Oaken Bucketthop."
1!? M., official time from Elgin,
III. 12.30 P. M., Philadelphia of
ficial time.
COD (New York) 2.00 P. M..
score by inningi, Mutual Welfare
League. 2.30 P. M-, concert, "The
Cover Charge of the White Light
Brigade," by Head Waiters' Male
Qu.irtet. 3.00 P. M., addrest by
George Harvey, "Diplomatic
Secrets, or Do I Use Ladles' or
Men'a Stockings When Dressing
forn Court Function?" 3.00 P. M..
protests at Harvey's speech by
United States Senate. 4.30 P. M..
exhibition of fancy crocheted
work. 5.45 P. M., official dry
weather reports by Anti-Saloon
League. 6.30 P. M., juggling and
wire walking by Goldberg, Kelly
and Krantzleln, direct from Shut
age's cirouit. 7.30 P. M., choir
singing, "Ohm, Sweet Ohm," by
Westlnghouse double quartet. 9.00
P. M., daily shooting report from
Hollywood,, Cal.
K K K (Atlanta) .00 P. M..
lecturo, "Now Is the Time to Have
Your Tonsils Cut," by Dr. E. T.
Lutz, chiropodist. 7.30 P. M..
sacred concert by boys' band of
W. C. T. U. 8.15 P. M., moving
pictures. 9.15 P. M., address,
"The Four-Power Treaty Will Be
Opposed in the Senate as Long as
Mule Power and Lung Power Are
the Only Recognized Powers," by
Senator Wheatcake. 10.00 P. M-,
fanoy gargling by male octet from
laryngitis ward. 10.45 P. M.,
balloon ascension. 11.30 P. M.,
bedtime stories for the kiddies,
told by Paneho Villa. 12.15 A. M.,
election returns from Congo Free
State. 1.30 A. M., travelogue,
"Seeing Nellie Home," with Mer
ton Gomes.
Doecher
World) by Press PuMlshtni C.
it If you will just hare a lit tl,
patience. Massage the scalp well, iu
In a little vasellno and I am sure h
will not bo long before your hair Is Its
own color, which will be more In
coming to you than any artificially
dyed hair could be.
Dear Miss Doschert
I am fifty years old and I lest
twenty-fL pounds in the past
three months and it has left my
face looking terrible. The loose
skin hangs down about my
mouth and chin, and causes awful ,
wrinkles on each side of my nose.
Please tell me what I can do to 4
make my face look decent again.
Will massage do me any good, if.
so, please tell me how.
JEANETTE W. .
You do not etate If you lost the
pounds by Intentional reduction m
through nn Illness, but In either case
you will And that jrlth deep breathlns '
exercises, massaging the face with n
rotury motion with the palm of the
hand, und rubbing a piece of Ice ou-i
the faco every morning before going
out of doors, tho skin will gain
a nw elastlrlty and the baggyncss
will disappear A little extra rest und
a light nourishing diet will help to
build up your general health.
Dear Miss Doscheri
Kindly tell me what to do for
a large bust. I am sixteen years
old, and while tho rest of my
figure is normal my bust is ex
tremely large. E. H.
You will lind that the following ex
ercise helps to decrease the fatty
tissues of tho bust:
Stand erert Try to make the
elbowH meet In tho back. Stretch the
arms In front of tho chest as far as
poiRlble, palms together. Italse them
above tho head, stretching well:
carry' them back of tho body as far
as possible, clwayn with the elbows
ntialght, gradually coming round to
m.,. fr(,.
Try ui, developing the rest of
your ,lKUIe s,, tllat you vv1 h
,1Pltor proportions all over
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SPRING
EXERCISE
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D I E T
By Doris Doscher
A Pr;u-ti,-:il Health Series
f r V' mtjn
Begins Monday, April 3
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