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Theatrical News amid Gossiip
MONDAY, JULY 17, 1922
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They're striking to the east of us,
They're striking to the west.
The railroad men, the mining men.
Now face a sturdy test.
These strikes may bring a lot of
, woe.
Disaster lurks about
Yet mild arc they
Compared, I'll say.
To three that put Babe out.
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0BSBTITATI05S.
Olm hns quit the political bunch
for his banana stand. From bancn
to bunches, as It were!
Scientists are trying to make a mo
tion picture of Mars. Presume Mars
herself will be the star!
A book dealer says college girls
like sex novels best. Wonder which
nes are the sex best sellers!
Mayor Hylan advises against pollt
feal careers. There are too darned
many people after that Governorship
aa It )n.
Walrus whiskers are used as tooth
picks In China. As we understand It
very few of the men walruses aro
raooth-faced.
Good Joke!
CHrl I'm going to make a hand
Man Well, can you bead It?
LAUGHING LENA.
(Who don not rcllali a toot detective
Itorr now and aialn') "
Lena picked up her arms and
threw" them around the neck of
Archibald. He was surprised,
but did not scream.
"It seems we nre to be friends,"
lie said.
Grocer Hosklns had always
Bved in fear of his wife. She
was very Jealous of .him because
Of his lovely whiskers. Seeing
Lena hugging Archibald, the
grocer grinned.
"(Josh!" ho said. "Wlsht I
wasn't askeered of my wife."
The society women, were
Chocked. It sounded so prepos
terous. Oh, I can't tell you how
preposterous It sounded. Out
oolety doesn't take such mat
ters deeply, and soon the ladles
were calm. Lady Hotchklss nc
tfaally smiled.
"Here Ebenezer!" she said.
Why she made the mlntako
none could tell. The grocer's
name was Angus, not Ebeneaor,
and this fact put a serious aspect
on the whole matter.
Lena, realizing she bad not
discovered who had kicked Hos
klns, gave Archibald a smash in
the face.
"I would never kiss you,"
he announced.
Oh, for goodness sake! What
eould this indicate?
Lady Hotchklss thought it
time to intervene. Stepping for
ward lightly, she placed one hand
en Lena's shoulder.
Lena recoiled.
"Don't you dare tickle me!"
he said firmly. s
At that moment memories of
the haunted house came to Hos
klns. Tm going to the haunted
house," he said merrily.
"It has a ghost," snapped Lady
Hotchklss.
"Which," said Archibald, with
POEMS OF PREFERENCE
J
Susan Crank that's the name she
signs has sent us a rhyme about the
man she would marry, If she could
find him. Somehow or other, we like
Susan's little "pome." See If you
don't:
The man teed must have a heart
night where hit heart should he.
1 want a man whose tears can start
Who knows real sympathy.
1 want a man who'll say: "Old gal,
Forget it!" when I'm blue.
And when I locate such a pal,
It's weddM hells for Hue.
love in his eyes, "ghost to
show"
(To he continued.)
Then They'll Come Back.
Wanted A woman to wnah hnhy
clothes. Must not have a bnby In
hrr family. Milwaukee Sentinel.
TTIE HAT noY.
(A wed to know lilm.)
Jtuf sec Mm stride from bench ta
plate,
The boy icho keeps the bats,
With truly a majestic gait.
The boy who keeps the bats.
His clothes are old; his feet are bare:
Hit face unwashed; unkempt hts
hair.
Yet he's in pride a millionaire, I
The boy who keeps the bats.
A most important lad Is he.
The boy who keeps the bats.
Possessed of great activity
The boy who keeps the bats.
He knows each player by his name,
His age, his weight, from whence he
came
And fust how long he's played the
game,
The boy who keeps the bats.
He'll lug ten sticks and laugh with
glee,
The boy who keeps the bats.
"Dc gang" regards with jealousy,
The boy who keeps the bats.
Although he's not employed for pay
He "gits inside to see 'em play,"
Which 'beats his former knot-hole
way,
The boy who keeps the bats.
He knows each player's stick, you
bet!
The boy who keeps the Tats.
'Twoutd break his heart should he
forget,
The boy who keeps the bats.
Whene'er a ball is knocked away
He throws them, one with which to
play.
He's there for business ev'ry day,
The boy who keeps the bats.
He yells when worthy work is done,
The boy who keeps the bats.
He dances after ev'ry run,
The boy who keeps the bats.
He's overjoyed at victory
And tells the other kids how "we"
Won out "as easy as cud be,"
The boy who keeps the bats.
Such a Sign!
We noticed a neat card In a cloth.
ing store on Broadway, not far from
jrant riace, Saturday, on which the
word "embraces" waa spelled "em
brasses." It certainly made us downhearted.
AND NOW PERMIT US
io say mat John KIckopolIs of
Newark, wio hit his daughter
over the head with a mandolin,
Insists he was trying to teach
her a muslo lesson.
About Plays and Players
IjfJUNKT DORY." one of last
y season's successes In Lon
don, will be seen at the Klaw
Theatre fearly In September under the
direction of Marc Klaw, Ino. It Is a
Seotoh play, with an author and a
oast of the same nationality. Mao
dona) a Watson, who wrote the com
edy, acts the leading role. He made
the production himself in London and
waa rewarded with almost Instant
public approval. The original Scotch
company will be Been here. The play
ers will sail for America In August.
, JU8T WANTED TO LOOK,
X little old woman, evidently from
the rural districts, went to the watch
rasa at the Hippodrome yesterday and
asked If sbe might go Into the build-
in,.
"There Is no show here now," he
replied. "The house Is closed."
I know that," said shs. "I Just
want to sec the inside of the opera
houte. Where can I buy a ticket?"
Ths watchman let her ro in and
look around. Bho came out In about
ten minutes and, smiling, said:
"Thank you, Mr. Dillingham."
OH, HEAVEN8 ALIVBI
aoilna Koperaok, formerly of
"Montraartre," was leaving the city
recently for a rest, and a youth, of
the "lounge lizard" type. Insisted
bidding her goodby. She said she was
ill.
"I hope your Illness U not con
lagious, be said, in an effort at
humor.
"It isn't In your case," she replied
"It Is a breakdown, due to hard
work."
BROADHURBT 18 BUSY.
Qoorgo Broadhurst will produce his
new play, "Wild Oats Lane," to-night
In AUsntlo City. His next venture
will be a produotlon of "I will if You
Will," a comedy.
QOSftIP,
While the wiMhsr warm th
Tiller danetng girls of "flood Mom
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cream m' oaeh dally,
LoulKf runlnj hai tnterM the
catt of i Cylinder Lot."
Ham Harris will Uunoh "It'n
Hoy" In Atlantic- City to-nlfbt.
Carlo Carlton haa obtained an oper
etta colled "The Bptalih Klfhtlnrele"
and will feature OlorU Dawn In It.
Allan Clark, noulptnr, will eihtblt
hie worka In the lobby of the Earl
Carroll Theatre for a week In the
near future.
Donald Oallaher and Isabella
D'Armond will play the Proctor Cir
cuit in a William Anthony McQulre
sketch,
Tho Threhnld rinm will offer a
new bill July ii, Two of the play
Ut are "Twllltht of the Moon," by
Charles Buxton Going, and "Tho Im
portance of Blnc u Roughneck," by
Robert Garland.
QUda Gray of the "Follies" bas
received soveral offers to shimmy in
London. She has not yet decided to
shake this country, however.
Claude King will assume the role
of the Gentleman In "He Who Gets
Slapped" at the Garrlck Theatre to-
has played
numerous
night. He
Guild roles.
The cast and ohorus of "Sue, Dear,"
at the Times Square Theatre, will be
tho guests of Marcus Nathan at the
Terraoe Garden Dance Palace to
morrow night.
Milton If. Goodman of the Keith
A Orpheum Press Department and
Harry Le Vine are vacationing at
Mood us. Conn.,
beautiful girls.
where there are many
A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY.
The optimist laughs to forgot, while
tho pessimist forgets to laugh. Rosa
lind Fuller.
FOOLISH MENT.
Article an up-State man named Post,
A pest who used to Ooast and boast.
One day some men he'd bothered most
Procured some tar and Painted Post
PUT
"Why Is i
eats?
"He's, expected
JilmseU, Isn't he?'
IT IN THE ACT.
pig so coarso when n.
to make a hog of

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