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THE EVENING WORLD, SATURDAY, OOTOBEtt 7, 1022, 1.) Potash art Perlmu tt e r . m feusiness Men To-Day Need .11 the Weight They Have So as to Meet the Adverse Incidents of Trade. rorry as an Anti-Fat More Efficacious Than All the Diets and Exercises Put Together. By Montague Glass. rw ELL, Mawruss, I am getting every morning music be fore breakfast nowadays," Abe Potash re marked one morning last week .... , ,, v iij uuii i VOU Complain J VOU complain I it ! i to the Board of Health'" or Meann. Morris asked. 3re Was a familv livintr 011 the r 11141 )Or UeiOW vy tllC name Klip- wiw t. j iiiw iitiiiiw vjy- ik which the daughter was trv- i . -.1 i i r llg tO See It She COUldll t troill DCWW a Pookkeeper work her ' my up to be a sopranner by ractising before and after flice hour. 'understand, and er the neighbors complained iy once to the Board of Health, be, they sent so manv insDec- tors around that the Sh decides WA'.VA'. A-AAV.' AW VAWVA THE EVENING WORLD'S Around the World and What W 111 ii l H li i Hi "B I IHiiMii I VKSIbbbIVI MUW JHJWW 1J L- MdMBVflLKXMJnUtLUrOI IM ilM SJi I MM I 1 II III 1 issaaMII II . mem'M mr mm im h ihbht Ti wi inri nw i wi itiiim tnaiHvw in.. 1 MatS,. -zikmmWr m f MB MM i l if I .J Chapter XXVI. What I Sen Told XXVI. What Alice. VEHT Uttlo Japaneso girl has a nlco new doll to play with," said Allco to I Sen, a dainty, almond-eyed miss ln a long kimono. My doll la not now, it is very old," oald I Sen proudly. "It was my mother's and my grandmothor'a and It shall bo my little girl's when I am big and have a Uttlo girl of my own." "Is that why you aro so careful of this dolly, becauso you aro saving It the way your mother and grandmother 414?" Ahco asked. Ko," smiled I Sen.1 "I am so caro tin ci? all my dolls, tho new ones ai well, fcecnuso" hero sho glanced about TO maKo suro that no one was lstenlng and said, "because the fairies 11 punish me if I am not." "Fairies are good folk," laughed le- TViv will rmt harm vm, "Good children never see the fairies Japan," said I Ben. "but naughty. careless ones do, end they regTet it honorabjf," she said gravely. 'Ton'; "E WEIGHT, WORRY AND "A FTER Rosic has exercised her way through six double she feels as good as done a heavy day's washing and ironing and had the solo care of a family of six active chil dren." "When it comes to cutting starchy and good-tasting1 foods cream in my coffee, it's bad for me and I like it, y'understand, I ain't going to burn my bridges behind me until I reach them." "I would a whole lot sooner live .and work with a person who is taking the usual precau tions against getting thin than to have to go fifty-fifty on the diet, the ideas and the worries she would become instead an in- tcrior decorator." "Vcs?" Abo commented. "Well, It t wAnl.1 .,!.. . J I,- n...l 1,, ..iiiu iu inu uu"i t..n.n uuum niu inusic i gel ut'iuru ureal. J1131, nosl wouId 10 U'M 8010 llt mu nrr.nnsn hmp'r irrpntlv pnpnurnrpil liv , r " ......., bccns shea greatly encouraged by tho amount of weight Bho has lost alnco uslnR tllilt muslc treatment. For twcnty.llve dolIara. worUl phono. graph records In less than six weeks "A COliple 8ll6s nIrcad' reduced herself throo plexy at most any moment and for "So far as I am concerned, Maw ' ounces by tho scales In I'lotkin's half an hour afterwards sho la so russ, I give you leave to take on fifty years ago Drug Store and three ounces' and a short of breath that she couldn't even nounds to-morrow vnt." Aim .ii.i I:nlt hy tno sca,es 011 1,10 Platform ...... . .. .....v.v... uptown side. On tho other hand, by iiiiLuwu muu. niu uinur ii.mu, uy 1,10 tIo,vntown c;ilt,s si'5'8 gainci ounces, but jubt the same, Maw- rus, alio claims that this hero phono- Klil'MI vcKiu-icuucinfr sysirm 13 a i - iif ui nnnvu "0 V, L' J . You aro talking In riddles," Morris raid. How could unbody reduco his graph?" weigni irom listening to a phono- morris refuses to burn bridges until he comes T0 THEM- eJ1 KIDDIE KLUB KCRNER SATURDAY SPECIAL FEATURE rAAAAAVAAVAAA: you know tho story of Chin Chin Ko- bakamaV" Allco had to admit that sho did not. "Then Bit down and I shall tell you," said I Sen. Alice looked about for a chair, but there was uono In I Sen's house, to fcho bat cross-legged on tho thick straw mats that covered tho floor and I Sen smiled and sat down too. Shy did tt very quietly and sat very closo to Allco so that sho might talk ln ilt-weo-cat whisper and still bo heard Alice, though not by tho fairies, , "hoped. "A long, oh a very long tlmo ugo," began I Ken In a low whisper, "thero lived a Japaneso girl. 1 think Lhe was a I'nncess and just as big as we. Sho was much prettier than I but not so pretty us you, my American guest, tsA Crery one loved her. The Bervt5: fc her father's house petted an4 SrfflCud on her until she was quite lazy and even stupid about doing all the little' things which Japanese girls, no matter how rich, of somebody who is taking the usual precautions against getting fat." - faced' records though she had "Peoplo which is getting fat rapidly don't take no credit for it, whereas if somebody makes up his mind to get thin right away he wants to collect a couple of medals and give all his friends and family the benefit of his experi out all rich, ence. and not taking "As a first class, a number one, crackerjack means of getting thin, worry has got it all over diet, exercise and phonograph records com bincd." "I need anyhow twenty pounds extra around the waist for when some of our weaker cus tomers in the department- store business goes under after Christmas." Mawruss, that whllo the phonocranh Is ploying, Iloslo takes exercises In titno to tho music, y'understand. nml after sho has exercised her wv .1 I. . ... i.u(juK" six uouuic - iacca recorus, MaWrUSS. SllO feels as trood a5t thnlltrh fiho '''"1 just done a heavy day's wash- Inn- nml Imnlnn tu .!.. ...... juoi uuuU n uvuyj ua a hush- ing and Ironing and had tho solo caro of a family of six active children, y'understand. ,.Mso Abo cotltlnucd ..sho looks like sho would bo irolnir to have .inn. give mo a comeback when I tell her I v.....k ...... o iu liiiuubu ouit torture, y'lmdeibtund." loniir "ni with ! like d 'But couldn't Mio reduce her weight i something comparatively painless diabetes?" Morris inquired. -mars just ino point, Mawruss," Abe said: "if vou aro verv .'iirrfni nt your diet and lose a lot of flesh, y'un- derstund, yuuVvil! never catch ono of tnem sieKnesscs wlicro you have to bo very careful ol your diet and loso a lot of flesh." "Hut being very careful of your diet and losing u lot of flesh In order not to catch hjudi a disease Is tlmply beating tho disease to it, ain't It?" Morris said, "and If you weren't very careful Alice Found aro bupposed to know how to do. And sho grow up and married wlthou' even knowing how to dross herself properly. Think of It!" Allco trlqd to Imagine ouch ft person but found It difficult. Then I Sen went on. "Tho Princess's husband was very bravo, but not very rich, and the ser vants In his house wero not so many as ln her father's house, bo she was not waited on so much. It was ter ribly hard to keep herself pretty and fresh -looking, ttrlco as hard as It would bo for you or me. Bo sho was almost glad when her brave husband went off to the wars. Then sho did not need to be eo particular about 1n-r toilet, and she would sit long over lunch, munching bean paste, which tastes something llko Turkish De light. And sho would hide the tooth picks between tho straw mats on the floor. "One night she awakened and found her pillow full of Uttlo warriors with weo ilny swords, to apiece, Tilth EXERCISE of vour ifit nml .lMn't in., ,. it ,.r ncsh, you might novor catch audi a rllKr:u.n nt ilif.i - ti,,..c tvWn it rnn,, . ,.... ,', " h "HI 1UI UVil) slarcny and frnnd.fncjtltit fnmlm nml Tint Inklnr nt-num In rr I ...... It's bad for mo and I like It, y'undor- . - .... rf . . . ivb una ior mo ana I like It, y'undor- stand. I ain't going to burn my brldtrcs behind rac until I rcadi "hem TPM TnnncAwn nniiADo .am thousand dollars and SEVEN POUNDS SIX OUNCES causo I'vo 1st 1 1 1 got certain old-fash- iuucu nuiiuiin viuuii a ioi or strong minded, up-to-tlio-mlnuto thinkers don't agree with mo about, and ono of them notions la that I would a wholo lot sooner llvo and work with who is takinff U10 usual precuUtlona niriiirwt p-ntHm- ti, in iim,, flfty-tlfty on tho diet, thu ideas mid the worries of somebody who Is taking tho UbUal precautions acalnt.t ri 'tin" fat, y'understand." "Which for ono thing, Mawi i; ." Abo continued, "peoplo ain't gol n ting fat so heavily on their mini!, l'ooplo which la getting fat rapidly don't tako no credit for It. They Just got fat and let It go at that, whereas Copyrteht, 1021, (New TorU Etenlns KIDDIE CONTRIBUTIONS WESLEY BARRY'S LITTLE CHUNKS OF WISDOM. The Ball Game. IT all happened on tho lot after Wcsloy had been watching tho World's Scries as an outsider. Uy lot I mean the ground on which the big movlo studio Is built. Wcs Barry had a Uttlo off tlmo whllo they were shooting some scenes that he wasn't ln, and being a red-hot "fan" ho suggest ed a, ball gamo with rf few of the extras (Uttlo boys who act ln mov ing pictures, but whoso names do not appear on the programme). W c s, becauso ha has an lnilmato acquaintance with "Babo" nuth, felt best qualified to umplro tho game. All went mer rily unUl the score stood a tlo in the ninth inning and ono sldq had threo on bases, with tho last up man, whon Wes called "Strike three!" In less than a second tho air was filled with dust and lusty cries of "Got them!" "Kill the umplrel" "Got hlml" "Get hlml" Star or umpire, It mat tered not to them when they thought the decision unfair. Ono thing all kids havo to learn, which they poked at hor and pricked her while they sang tho song 'Chin Chin Kobakama' over and over again. After that thoy camo every night. "The Princess was terribly fright ened and told her husband on his ro turn. and that night they waited to gether for tho fairies to appear. At the hour of tho Ox they popped up from everywhere and uowhero and began tormenting tho frightened Princess. When tho blnglng and rev elry was highest, out of hla hiding place camo her warrior husband. At the flash of his steel bright sword each Uttlo sotdlor turned Into a guess what? a toothpick! "How funny!" laughod Alice. I Sen noddod and went on: "A servant gathered up and burned the toothpicks and tho fairies disap peared. "The warrior's wife begged so pret tily to be forgiven for her untldyness that her honorable husband could not easily refuse. From that day on thcro wero no unburned toothpicks ln that house and no moro falrtcH clthor. "Ho jiui n ! that wo miibt be very neat in .i.ij.in 'r the fairies will Ami us out .ii till grace us Just that way," 1 S---H i-oncludcd. And Allco was bccri'tly glad that there wuro no 8Uh eh os in America. Sho was afraid they might, In the end turn into tattling tooth brushes that woutd tell how many times she had gone to sleep leaving them dry and unused In the little glass b"J1er IjSBBBBHBiiF BBBBBBBBBBBBsB f f 'Kjk IBsBBBBBBBBBsKiiBSSSSf If somebody makes 'up tils mind to get thin nntl succeeds, y'uiuloratand, righf uway ho wants to collect a couplo of medals and glvo nil his friend- unci family ncblch tho bcnclH of his ex pcrlonco. "If he's entinc lunch anywheres In tho same restaurant with you and you should order up a dish of gcfullto rln derbruat mlt kartofTcl kloca or aoniu thlnir. ho would t-pot ou from ua far away as ten tables, and ho would knock over i.lx waltcis and u bus boy, In his hurry to conio over and tell you that you ore digging your grave with your stomach. Take Harris Jdandclstamm, Maw russ," Abo went on, "and that feller claims to have dropped twenty pounds In six weeks from not drinking no liquids with his meals. Tho conso quenco la, Mawruss, that tho way Harris Wowb about It, understand mo, you would think thcro waa u No-Mquld-Wlth-Meals United Status Open Championship, y'understand. and tht ho won tho gold cup ugalnst all comers, whereas If tho truth wan known, Mawruss, tho fact that Har ris Mnndclstamm & Co. got stuck for $10,000 In a couple of silk failures lost month would account for anyhow seven pounds six ounces of the twenty pounds Harris dropped." RENEWING NOTES A REDUCING EXERCISE. "For that matter, Abe, tho weight widen peoplo drop from dieting and itvnml.n v'nnrtnrwtnttil. Im HA tlftr rent. diet and SO per cent, worrying about ... ......... . .1. diet ana so p (retting fat." 'fact I? thetn that' thov wn ajorns ucciareu. "in samo peoplo got tho Idea vaa getting too thin thuy would loso Just bo much weight over worrying about whether they was eating .tho right kind of food to make them fat, becauso us a llrst-class, Al, crackerjack means of getting thin, Abe, worry has got it all over diet, exercise and phonograph records com bined. "I could name you a dozen fellers, Abe, In tho silk and cotton converting buslnesa which when business waa K0d from 1014 to 1920 was obliged 10 IiavQ tllclr drcss clothes' pants let out ln 1,10 l'ack regularly every six inonwitv .uurria cuiiumivu, mm .mni waa in spiio oi niu laci uiai nicy Played golluf, rodo horseback and took daily excrclso In a gymnasium, understand mo. Hut whon tho bol- torn fell out of tho market ln 1020, Abo, not only did they drop golluf, horseback and gymnasium to icduco World) by rvM Publlrtilne Co. rZAYM HOW TO JOIN THE KLUB. CUT OUT THIS COUPON. EcElnnlng nllli uy rumlitr, cut out lx of tht" coupons, 090, 1.000, 1,001, LOW, 1.003 and 1,001 and mall to Comln KUanor, Evening World Kiddie Klub, No. 03 I'ark How, Nw York City, wkh a note on vlilch you mint Bho your NAMU. and ADDUUS8. 1'leww be careful lo mention not only he city In which vou live, but the borough alao. All children up to iim-'i' tear of an may become mcrnbera. Each member la preaentrd with aliv-r tray Klub Pin and membership certificate. COUPON 999. wherover thero Is a boss It Is up to you to accept his decision whether you like It or not. Of courso Wcs won ln tho fistic on couutor, but ho mado up Ida mind that the diplomatic way is tho best. Wes had a black eye for over u wcelt. V. 8. A diplomat la a guy wise enough to sidestep trouble Wcs. AN OLD CHAIR. Onco lio stood lu tho palnce, bctldi tho queen, And was polished each day, until perfectly clean, And not a soul with barefoot feet Would dare stand on that beautiful Beat. "The royal folk," this chair would say, "Acted to me ln a very nice way: "They never put mo ln a dark room "To leavo mo thero until flowers again bloom. "I heard Bill say the other day "That ho was going to take mo away "And hammer and chop mo all h could "Until I'd turn Into firewood. "You human beings aren't kind at all; "You don't caro for mo when ouco I fall. "Why, when baby throwa me down "You leavo mo Micro, and how you frown I "I wonder why you do not know "I, too, like fun and frolic, "But I don't call It frollo at all "To stand alone against the wall, "What I need Is a polishing "And a pretty paint that will cling. "A home whero thero aro children fow, "And then I will look Juat like new." By CECELIA KAPLOWITZ, ag. 12',Si Brooklyn. Dear Girls and Little Boys: Jlcro Is another Pollykin paper doll. Cut her out, diess her and make her stand. This time Pollykin Is her own sweet self and a French peasant girl as well. As a peasant, Pollykln's dress Is blue and red with many stripes of black velvet braid around the bot tom, with a white blouse under the blue bodlc and a crisp white cap. "FOR TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS' VVORTH OF PHONOGRAPH RECORDS IN LESS THAN SIX WEEKS SHE'S ALREADY RE DUCED HERSELF THREE OUNCE3 BY THE SCALES IN PLOT KIN'S DRUG STORE." expenses, but they also dropped from ten to twenty pounds apleco boforo thoy could peistiadu themselves to mum uown tneir goons enougn iu mauo prices attract the buyers again. "i can syiuputhlzo with them fel- lorn," Abo said. "Kvery thpo I go to aco Fcdcr, tho President of tho Kos- cliiblto Hank, about renewing our loan there, y'understand, I get reduced from perspiration alone two pounds WAAAAAAAAAW Paver Pollykin as a Little It Is considered proper among th old-stylo peasants of France for an unmarried miss to wear a cap to hide her hair. Is not that a queer custom? We think It Is. Pollykin knew of It, and when her Mumsle mado this cos tume ln which Pollykin went to the party she made the cap as well. DIRECTIONS. Taste Pollykin und rollykln't for nverv inn dnvn nt tlm nmnwni rr which ho gives mo." "Well, you could canity get fat again when you think tiiut It ho didn't glvo It to you and was to shut down on us Instead, Abe, you and me would bo n couple of living skeletons before our crcdltorn got through with us," Morris dcclarod. "and that's what makes It so foolish for a person to worry about getting fat, Abe. It Btai.'ja.d on this cardboard and the dress and cap on heavy, smooth pa per. Whon the paste Is dry, cut out Pollykin, her clothes and the stand ard. If you do not wish Pollykin to stand up you need not use tho stand ard, but If you wish her to stand alone, fold the standard along the dottad Hies, as Indicated, and paste amounts to ths foot that he In worry Ins becauis he ain't got nothing to worrr about and la therefore getting fat." NO BUSINESS MEN NOW OVER. WEIGHT. "In thai case, Mawruss, he should oufht to console himself with the thoug-ht that he Is getting fat only temporarily," Abe said, "becauso sooner or later y'understand, worries come to ererybody. In fact, only thli morning I was laying the name thing to Fosle. Bho cays to mo that I wn way orer-welght and' ff I would Join her In them exercises, I could rcdutu twenty pounds. Furtherrnom ns tin Inducement she told me I could tako out the cost of tho phonograph records out of tho housekeeping; money In weekly Installments of two dollars. "And I- told her I wouldn't do It. not It she would schenck mo to private performances of tho Boston Symphony Orchestra freo for nothing, becauso the way buslnesa Is nowa days, Mawruss, no business man Is over-weight I need anyhow twenty pounds extra around the waist for when some of our weaker customers In the department storo business' goes under after Christmas, y'understand. Also, Mawruss, If tho railroad strike keeps up and our fall shipments Is so delayed that we get u fow cancella tions, understand me, I could also do with chotxlg another ten pounds or so." "I suppose there must bo plenty of oxocutlvo heads In tho automobllo business which Is losing tho equiva lent of two hours' gymnasium work a day whenever they think of tho coal situation, Abe," Morris sold. "Soino of them must bo doing In effect 23, 008 holes of golluf a day right now trying to find enough fuel to keep their factories opon." "I give you right, Mawnisn," Abo said, "which It. only goes to show how people who worry' about getting fut are meeting trouble right on tho nr- rlval Plaform. Why, thcro must bo a million ex-hearty caters In Russia wno wncn incy minn now incy wor- r,cu nDO" gciung iai some years ago could laugh themselves to death." tney li,n't dead from star-atlon already," Morris concluded, CoprrlsM, 1K3. by th nll Bmdlcau, inc. CONDUCTED BY ELEANOR SCHORER WN.WWAWAT.' French Girl It ln the middle of Pollykln's back. ' foLl orv. Have you kept the first Pollykin paper doll which was published ln th Saturday Kiddle Klub Koroer thrc- weeks ago? It you have, you will find that the two dolls can exchange dresses and that the two costumes will fit each equally wall. COUSIN ELEANOn. "J