Newspaper Page Text
!Xmnf*tment? So-Night. ?mop ort-ns Ps-ma- ta-Blns Beard Casino-*"-- lalkfi,'" Fm \ Mi af- Wm**..irks. UBAxn'Ti "? Hoosr?" au?l -??" I**1*11 Aristocracy. Ul ?iua..-. s,..i. Air Tmistrk- *4:.10-"May Itlossoni. Bi i imi* ti mtv 1*ai:k - M:i*-rl>:i!l. BV-YoBK COIISPT THKATBR-2 and !+?" On-.talr. Mish jtvw I'aiui TtirATm-2 nm! a-" The T**fisi. Tleart" Kisit'*s t< vr.or**. -'J and ts--??Tbi* Blue and the (iruy." mo QMOA BUB Baseball. Ftsb "Ilii'ATB***?8?" Whose Are They 1" fpS-nTM ('?MiOUli--B?" Dan's Tiibiilutleas,M Wau i ch's i'm tnti- ->- " Matlain I'liier." Sp Ari.Ncr Thfatbk?'.'nn.l (4 ?Tlie Two orphuns." Pim A.t-Mi fii?.ATUK--8-"Wfll-Ked l'ttiii." HT** "nsMTlmtATRK---.' mui !*)-?? Tbe Wilges of Mn." ! Jubtv to TtiOvcrustmtats. rags. Col ? Vtzt Coi Astuseasests. 7 S Mistillaneons.A lt Annsuac-TAissis. *i B MISSSlliBesas . B ' *tUiik:ri> Mouses sa.' Mam..rea aaa Iiejtlta 1 ,; Hauser*. . tl t .New ruljilc.it-sba.... ti 1^ Bssniesa Notices. * I Ocean MeSBieis.. " 4 J KtAit .,,* r.tttt' .... 7 (- l"rsi?--ais . ii 4 t oriiora-.on Naun ea. ?? Ilea I-state. . J il I'iswend.Nei ces. .. S Keinovsls . I I liressniBSias. 7 C Ku?ni? sud Kiata.. 7 1 I.l.-iiraiiics . 7 '? r-a'es hv Aveline ?', tiaaucsai . il I ."? "?-.tiiations *s anted.. 4(1 ?SM W suieai. 7 4 -?c?,a, Netices.. 5 ' Jcs (rasa . fl I st? .ni'oaisamirt. R " t I sst ran em. 0 i" t -mumer Reaorrs. 7 SI l-es-al *ts'.-s. .il :'? teachers. M 4 laic- N.,ti,,-s ... (J " I he Turf 7 I IsctS'esi* Mestisss 7 (i To Whom ( onit-ru ? i 4 CuemrtQ Notueo. "Ai.DKiivr.v Bu.v**r?" BSTBtWSva COXIIF.SSKI/ Mm.B. timmi TF.RM*-* TO MAH. lUBSCBUUUMl Pottage free in Ihe rotted stott*. 1 Year. S Months. I Months PAll.Y, with-inndsy. SH.'.o 14:3 . NU HA I l.t. without Muutlsr. 7 IH) HIO 171 til Nil ?ry TB I Bl AK. 150 Bernii.y Fssnal Mais, Mimer Order or Reetscre.l letter. By Pental v .te. there-alttei win phwiss wilts on the Note lol lila M.*. VijSI 1 Killi .ss" BRANCH OFFICES OF THU TRIBUNE. Adrertisemsats for BoMicstlon In Tn Tsini vk. snd SVCsn fer iscuiat l-iitrrt of Thc dat'r paper, will he rccsirstl st :.,? Io,!ow,i^t ijAriiit h o'tflcss in Newyork (":iy Main l't lV?t! atfflcs !.2.1*i H; a,a ia-.sv. V A m. to 0 p. m. No OH Wast Twauty thlnl-st. i'l a.* m. to8 li. tm. *"* ??. "? ?? 1 h.pl-ava, usar Forty-seventh st . lu a. in lo *? p. tn. ***. ? :.""" I tiinl-sve., near -mirtltai, lu a. m. fog p. m. ""-o. '.'os l aat i ine-tmndretl-an * twenty (Ifih-st . -1 tog p. ra. t'BlimMiUBie, No Bl fsa; Fonrteentti st . io s. ni. to 8 p. iu IN OTHI I'. Cl 11 r.s. Wssiiis..ia s-VS*-*** *?* ?t ? IsiMaiN-j.'H Bedford st . -"ran' -rn, FOUNDED BT HORACB ORIELST. KEW-YORK. WEDNESDAY, MAY L's. > Till: BEWS HUS MOBNING. Furn I'.n-.?Mr. Gladstone announced yostcnl;i* 1lnf :?t tlie Kgfptiaa ('I'tift-nni olin; li-isn. ini situ Htm:i only wimlil In*- (Icli.itctl. "(he House 0 l.nrils niljin ininti to .limo :> and tin ConoiDO IB 1' Jin"?1 ?"?. Che Swiss Minister nt WaahlBgtoi iMMIOBigaed. Hie uiuiivt/r-iiry nf tim Oar' eoron.-itiiiii was celohrated in St. I'ettr-lnii'*. sMm li JBBIB?S hm I'i'cii done liv Soods in Spain. (.'?iNi.iii--.? lhere WM Issid befog* tin- Souatt feslonlay the mnjniity report lu thu Danville in veal iu-u jon an.l the- ininorit v repnrt la lbs CopikJ t'liutity investiuMtimi. A hill was laportad i.i\.>r utily t'? fBtfait ntcarjical Xnrthorn Faelflc laad Franl**, Ihe I'tnh hill was further coiisidcred Th** H .ilse d,-t nltvl th,- enntK-sti-d electitn case of Wallan* agalasl Mi Kitih-y in favor 4>f th* kihi.-aiuiit. A j'Hiil n*soiniion was jias-ied appm iniatnii* 1100,000 additional fer tka nlief of bo/* lerein hy MissuM-i-.i rtiituls. D'Mi -ur.? Mun i of the delegates ta i lu- 1". i'iih licnn Nalional (tiTivimiiun aiTivntl al ChKBag*) ye terday. Ilic New-York State Bog-*d nf Healtl Las rereived reports of di<ert-..l ..?-*,?. ut BllSSVille : 1 'ive men were KiUe-1 at Witcilt.r.t b] tho explosionI of a hlcticht-r. Tin aiiunai liu-etitikf of th"* AiiH-ricin I'liilanai A*s**tKmt ton was held itt BtMtoa yi's'i-nla*f. 1 -was to md thst aoooants in tli? Pod0 Ji;iik ol PittstMri had bora or?r_T-*aWTi Btoietkan $900,000, Mi- i..i.ly of Nt-iii. ('..:!.>, tbs Wilk-wbam lo-ii-e*- nhodisapa?rsd i D ember, waafoa-dlt the mi-! i-'lia*ii:a Rifer. rBoakeepw Full ol Toe H i*<>'rn iiuirr, ia a di'Taitor. 1 '?? Jlrnoiid o' th' Hoi Bptri-M Alk., National I'.ani, Waa .ii:t-a|e.I yc-t-ulay lor lalsilAiu*; tba baak'i ? . .nt*. tnv and BrBraas?.*--T-esehediilesol Fndcc cl T). sud JasM If. (Iruit iver- tilt- 1 ycsie-rday. Then was tarnee talk reg irdins- lbs fliant-Fisfa Iel waaCBpartad thai Wan) left tba jafloalioudaj t< i-all on (jeiieral (irant. ??. ConunisBiooei I'ri'titli found the oOiiers of tbs Wal Mreut National Bauk i*nilly of thc erinn f . aor-t.-r iticatioii. -= s The Hecoiid a,it ia llorvi sii.iw was opened at the Madison Bqaan (lardcn. ? -.- j. EdwardStnunons was nominate ii for i'i*--. dent of tin* Btoek Bxebaafa, *'":---: ITm l*rodii(. sad Cotton Kzcba_#BS hcltl thi ir atitiua! i_ce(inr.'s. The Traders and Travellers' lui'in lo rseeurf lK*tu?r tkaifbt ratal was ia?rit*it-ii. - Tba Bastaa, st. Laab and ladiaaapaHa baoaball nines wen viclorm is over ihe New-Vork. MetrnyiolitHn and BMakljra niaea, -There was a gimtl at lendant h at the llrigliton Beaeb races. --=--: TU? funeral of I honias P. ('linnell wns h* ld. Foiitt*" a bnadrad polioemea para.Ji-iL *-^-= Gold value of tin* leual-tender Milver dollar (\\2\ palaa), 9A.10 cents. Mocks -Vers active al Binni-* ad vain*, -s, and closed linn ut BOAM nat lions. Int- Whthii-Tribi-.wk local obierrations l*.i dn-at** t lotniy or partly cloudy w**aiher, with lowt-r 1 aaratniaa, followed by fair ot Blear iseatber. Ternpeiatnie yesteidaj: Hifliest, 7lt*; lswei*, ."T*; a-esiag--. c:,K*>. _ fsSMWttA lt>v ?i>i fina) for the season, mui sum? mer travellers, can have Tm: DAILT Tkihcnk mulled to them, MtMM\MMh%fsr 7") cru/g fier month, Ike atlil >,.n briny chan on! at often as ilrsireil. Tiik DdlLl Trihi'K- bm** he sent to any wtUrsst in Ani'i)>e fur $\ 35 per mmtth, vhxclt includes tketttean in>s faye. Si'.'ii' ?; Brows, of ("corina, yoitir.lay ap I>eui**l m a ili'lcndci-of polygamy. Thc Stna t??r would <|,i \v,-|l |o lay lo lii*;irt an old injunc? tion i\ in, I, mus, '? A-siii-ic a virtue though you have it nut."' ? -rn- ? Mi.( barlea MltahaU, pagilist, baa thought it al] oviTiiinhca* lo dt 'ic coiimi vat i\c con.lu-j, mi lt.it tin- diai -i i-i ion which kanpa a man fiom priaoa ii lha baiter part of thadiaplaj ol tha valor Ihal j-, (.i'i "il.il. il to pal him (hero. Accordingly ho ii nu. mi n. bb that h* will not nu ct Ilr. Sullivan, ul llo-ttiii. " willi biara knuckli?.-." Mr. Mitchell'-. deci>ion will <loithtlc.-aS injure him intliccsti in.ition ol iii-- adadrara. Haaea his double luck. -m-. (??ti dispatches lunn Chicago contain not .1 little hrtareatiag vuaaip toojehing tha fatt-ap lUMjaciiin/ riinveiitjon.. Boom iafonaatioa in f iini-,!it ,i la regard to Um "hcjid'-uaiieis" ol raii'lnl.it--,, n.iinin.itioiis fan tin- Chair of tlie gathering ara tm ntii.m .1, the vant hull in which tl,-nt,,ni.-nt,,?s I ni Ni ne sm is Ut Im* tnUM ******* j" * "Wlhad, ami there an* raodablc i.i ' ? Web I'li/./diiiK' element's as ihnk ' tielogalai and tha Independ The superb aaitarptfae ol Chicago ap? pian i" the Ni.iti-niciit that thc t>'>n diractorfl ol the hali ..,' the ( wi\ int ion, tailing to obtain h.in- ?.?(me to wink ami eooatruetad n teinjioiaiy i/allcry lol Un a ou ii nJii cia! ., Inodation. -A, I repoti on tha Danville iloi waa laid ba? lm thc Serat, yt Btordaji aad in to-da/'a isaoe 'l ni 11-1mi Ni. praaeata* aa abalrad boTering iu aulicnt pointa. lt is adocuaienl which can he tmmlo labaaittBd without oiwaaarBl tothejadg aitul ol every ca/idid mau who loves justin ami Wlievcs thar the black mmi fa entitled to as fair n chance as his white brother. The main facts which the report establishes wiro ltlf otto known to the public, in spite ot the dcsperato endeavors of Bouillon nuwspai***?!s South and North to palliate and deny. The Dunville riot will p'tsis into history aa one of Dctnocracj's many climes aicainst humanity and humanity's inalienable rights, lt is now in ordi-r for Demo? cratic newspapers to assail the report with tht* cry ot "bloody shirt." One thin1? is certain. they cannot traine a less inane answer. And what is true of the Danville riot il true al-" of the Cnpiah riot, which is also treated of. One ol thc moat Intonating faatarea of the report is tlie i-i-iiiedy w liich is MgfWtod foi* thc tel folium and violence that are discussed. Thc Com? mittee ead attention to the fact that the Consti? tution provides that when the right to vote i deiiied ol ahfidgad in any Slate tlie basis ot ivpie.-elita) i<>n shall be reduced. Tha applica? tion ol this remedy would be well calculated to eura thc dlaaaea, XOT DEM0CMATICALL1 INCUSED. Il i> not probable that the Republican party, when it assembles at Chicago, Wall conclude to traaafonu itself into a quasi-Democratic party. lt is not very likely that it will decide to aban? don the principles which have made it victori? ous and to tahaupiaatead the notion-- which have brought thc Democratic party so often t<? disgrace and defeat. Therefore, it ia aol probable thal the proposition, which ia made in Mime quartan, that thc Republican Convention .-lull resolve to reduce and ?? reform" the present Republican tariff, will awe! with much favor. lt may he noticed that the proposition conies from the set ol* men who, by styling themselves Independents, hara taken care to advertise thal tiny an* not altogether Republican in opinion. lt comes from tho**' who 'nave found their athli atiou.- in the pa-t with the free I railers and thc importing merchants in the Republican camp, ;itul who have lieen more rigorous in declaring whom tiny would not support than iu support? ing anybody, lt has the especial favoi of Thc Note-York Times, which has sealously coun? selled and aid* il Mr. Morrison and bis nasociates ns "l.n ill Reformers "?evidently considering any conceivable step ol supreme stupidity a *? Reform,*' if it is s step toward boa trade. Neither Mr. .Morrison nor his aasoclatea, not their organs, will make a platform foi the Rc publican pally. lt would be misc to ailinn that the Republi? cans wish ;i general or "treal reduction of duties on imports. Ihe truth is tha' more than nine tenths of them wish no snob change, believe tie present tari- as low as it ought to be in the main, and lower tha ii it ought to be on some importanl articles, and favor either an advance ot duties or no chauge whatever, 'ihe large ma? jority of them consider it wisc lo give ihe pres? ent uuirt a fair trial, during a jrear or tiro ol peace, withoul disturbance of trade .md prostra? tion of ind na try hythe efforts of free-trade Democrats and their so-called Republican allies. ll after such dial it is found defective, they de? sire io have ns defects so corrected that it shall bc moto consistently and efficiently p*r*otective. Thia is nnaneationably thc attitude of a major? ity of Republicans. Hut a not inconsiderable numbei believe it the Ant duty of the party to correct the gross Inconsistencies and the per? nicious provisions thrust into the present tarifl i.y the votes ol Democrats and a few tue trade Republicans. They claim that the wool tarifl of 18C7 ought to be restored. They show thal the manufacture of cotton ties and tin* manufacture ol liii plate-, and the manufacture of wile rod.-, hav*- been completely hilled or placed .it the mercy of foreign competitors, i?.\ features in th* present tariff. Sri these details li.u'hi first, they say, ;ind th' n give tie' tai iii a fair trial. Tin number ol' Republicans who favor an? other Democratic raid upon American Industries is not I.U'.''*. Tin* circumstance thal some of them are conspicuous and hive been highly honored, like Mr. Dec. lui, doe-, not alter the fact that tin-y are lew in number, and on this Mib.ject almosl without influence in the Repub? lican party. The claim thal their number ls increasing, moreover, is palpably arong. For many years there has nol been bo small a num? ber of Republicans in favor ol reduction oi dnti"- at any other time a* lhere ha- been sine* the enactment ol the turill of 1 883. A RETI8ED EXTBAD1TION LAW. Recent disclosures ol financial mlsman ige meut and betrayals of public itu-t direct atten? tion to the inefficiency ol Extradition law. since th** Treaty ol 1842 waa negotiated with iiic.it Britain a new class ol crimea haa hean ceated by that spirit of greed and money* -jetting which has taken possession of the American people. These climes international law does not recognise as extraditable. The bank-teller who, like Hinckley, embezzles the money of depositors, can conceal his crime by false entries and Ina bine.]** Dight cross ihe boidei and lind a si cure refuge iii Canada. Thc bank presidenl who misappropriates the funds ol the institution committed lo bis chance, cannot bc reached by criminal process either in Canada or England. The reckless operator who ob? tains money under false pratences ol haring control ol Governmenl contracts^ and drags down tn luiu his confiding partners and credu? lous friends, would ba sen ened from punish? ments single mile outside the jurisdiction ol the United States. The antiquated Extradition btw provides for tha return of criminals charged with robbery, forgery or the utterance af forged paver, hut is silent lespeCtiug those greater crimea which have, become so alarm ililli common. The small cheat who forges ii signature, and the reckless thiel who knocks dow n ;i bank messenger on the sidewalk and snatches a roll ol money from his hand, may be pursued to Canada <? across sea-and brought back for trial. The greater criminal! who traffics in thousands or millions of other men's money, betraying trust, abusing the confidence el employer, pattons or the public, covering hia rascality with swindling devices and gambling recklessly in the illusory chalices of the street, caa evade hy a single night's joni m y the penal? ties ol outraged law. Extradition is thc poor thief a vengeance. Tor thieves of the upper rank it. has no terrors. T Public morals require radical changes in v\ tradition practice. Pmbfailiai, dafrndtera and swindlers ought te be placed on a level with robbers and -forgan. The diacriminatioa be twaaa poor and desperate thieves and the rich ami extravagant thieves, or those aha have gagi (ich and extravagant, is one. that Ottghl not to he maintain* d :i- a principle of inti rna tiona! enmity. The Eighth Commanduienl is tbe shortest and plainest of the Decalogue, lt contains onl] four .*.".<.-?. .*.* I la explicit snd nol li.ihh to misconstruction. Extradition practice il modelled aftei thai simple rule <>i b living would make no distinction between the sm i.il standing and previous condition ol thieves. lin- defaulting bank president, the embezzling cashier <n teller and thc swindling -* ?'!. broker would then have to take the satin' chances winch ate now Ia reserve for robbers and fbrgers. Tha fact thai forgery, which waa once ii fashionable crime eabeciallj in Wall ."?>iieet, has steadily diminished lines ii waa in? cluded in the various extradition treaties n* tiu.itt, ,n ii,*- \ai,ous i MiauKiiin creal les ne* n gotiiitcd hy tho American Qovenuncnt, linnea j i Iiow efficient intel lint ional action can be in pre rout inp: crime. Let embe.--lenient and kindred illcnces be added to the list of extraditable [?limes, and a moat wholesome deterrent r-ttcct would be produced. Tho iii-eetwity of re rhdngtlM extradition code with Great Britain is beconiinjr more urgent every year. It is the weakest of tho whole series of International compacts, for thc repression of crime, whereas il Might to bo the atron^est. The list of ai traditable crimea ought ,o be extended iq as to include conspiracy to murder, misappropriation nf pu lilli- money or trust funds, embezzlement, obtaining money under false pretences and other forms of SWJadllag. ll in ii rs hash BILL, Mr. Hewitt has introduced a bill in thc Ilon-c, providing that "no president, cashier,teller, "director or other officer ot any National hank ??-hall procure, Boc his own hem-tit or for thc ?'benefit of iiny copartnership, association Ol " company cf a hieh he is a member, anj loan of ?? money from the bank of which he is an officer." In case af a loss io the bank through such a loan. -Heh officer shrill bc deemed guilty of em he. /letti! tit of the sum ho lost, and shall be liable on conviction to imprisonment from on*' to ii\e years, and a tim equal to the mihi em? in .vied. This seems to restrict the criminality tn eases in which a loss to tho hank occurs, and it may be doubted whether such a provision would lecura thc end aimed at. Foi while tlie procuring ol loans by bank oflcari ll pro? hibited, no penalty is attached to the act save in tha event oi loasaccruingi and it ia conceivable tint bank officers might dissipate the funds ot the bank despite such a law, and nilen a crash came it might bc too late to protect tin- deposi? tors or even impossible to collect the tine from the guilty party. What is wanted is a law which will protect depositors ami stockholders by preventing the a.-e fl hank funds for private purposes by bank (.thiers ; ami 1 le- only way to do tlint ls to make the procuring of such loans a punishable offence, without regard to the outcome of the speculations in which they arc employed. Mr. Hewitt's bill appears aimed at punishment rather than prevention, and thia is its weakness. lt wonld be a poor sii ti sf act ion to the depositors to have an embezzler put iii prison after he had made away wiih the bank fonds. What they demand is such legislation a- will make this kind of malversation impossible. Recent events, moreover, bave shown the danger "i allowing om* or two heavy stockholders to ran bank--. Bank managers ought not to be larne -stockholders, but employes chosan for their knowledge of tho business- and Intrusted with no dangerous powers, lu England tin* repre? sentative power of hank -tock is carefully limited, and il is thu- impossible for oin* man to acquire a controlling Influence in th" hank di? rection. Such i restriction i- needed here, ami should be Inserted in Mr. Hewitt's hill, which should also be uinended so aa io make the pro? curing of loans l).v bank officers criminal from tin- beginning, nnd which should also provide ngniusl lha covering np ot such transactions on tin- bank book-. mi: mm I m.in i nu i uri.rv. They ate having trouble ai New-Iberia, Louisiana, and it arises oul ot Indulgence in peculiarly Southern political mci hods. The (rouble i- in reference to tin* rennie ol a judicial office, This wa- formerly held by Judge Ton telisn, but at a recent election Judge Gates was dec!,md to have received a Ul liol it V ot thc volt-. The friends ol Judge Fontelien as? serted that th.- election eras fraudulent j that tbe a Hexed maimm ul (.at,- was obtained by deliberately as-i .min-: a large number ol purely lictitious votes t'? a small voting precinct which tlid not repreaent a tithe ot the number alleged. So they counselled Judge Foutelieu to refuse to give up thc office, and the] proceeded forth? with to garrison the Court House. Thebther side then apiiealed to tho state Government t"i help, and lt ia stated that several companies of militia have been ordered out, ami are h? in_ prepared to put tbe Judge-elect iu possession ol iii-, office. Meantime Judge Oates and his friends have been taking steps tn help them? selves, lt is said that In- is ? supported by th* mercliants and educated people,'' and that u his party have established their arsenal about two squares from tlie Court Bouse/'and tf have or "gauised a bodi of nun wbo are well armed, " and a militia company has also ii.cn formed " and i.s ready nt a moment's c.-ill.'" In '-pitc of this" formidable preparations, however, it i- understood thi' Judge Fontclicu leclarea that "no mattel whit might come, fudge i'ates wini hi never preside ovei the conti lhere." Not even militia, according to him, ifould alter the condition oi things. "Judge Sates would never preside." This might look ihe tin- intiiimt inn of s ferocious purpose to lilow the top <?tl Jndge Oates's head, bnt for the [act thal tbe staterneni emanates from another Indge. At prece nt che opposing parties speak d one'a not he i as " fait ion.-," and are, as il were, lying npon their arms, waiting foi the battle t" begin. When Brigadier-General Perry, of the nilitin, arrives, it is expected thal the shooting .viii begin,and then "the merchants and adu? lated people'1 will manifest their superior en ightenment and their comprehension of and re 'peet tor republican institutions by trying to viii a- mam rs possible of their political op loncnts. The lact seems to be that Judge Pontelicn is inpported by many il not all ol the colored .otcis, and that the other sith- undertook to ?count him out" at the election, and that hid friends wens indisposed to submit t<> that nethod of securing rotation in office. Bo thej md recourse to those South American tactics vhich have become ao familiar to Southern loliticians, and undertook t?i protect them ?ches by imitating the lawlessness ol theil op loncnts. The peculiarity ol thc case i.s the iromptneas witta which both parties have re? sorted to violence, and tbe evident relish with n hieh they anticipate a scrimmage The spii it uanifcated in the whole episode is distinctly .iitin rather than Anglo-Saxon. It l- the spirii rhicfa the -ham republics ot Stnitn America ex dbit; the readiness and proneness lo secure actiona] success by lund <u force; ami the -liml reckiessneas with which society i- expo* d ? -bettering convulsions foi the sake of set ling some I" tty dispute about thc tenure of an ?Uii e. From first to last there is no evidence liven ol .regard for law ami ordi r, and it is by io means clear that the so-called party of ('dil? ation is not tho wont sintn i and the original mi in this re peet i*. IXTEEESTINO Xl.ti PUBLICATION. Aumin' tbs pleasing little volatiles j mt placed pon tbe market then is ons ahi :i no parson rn ssrobot -ii.n-r reading foi seashore or moontah** him overlook. Wn.i i t i i report of tbe Bt-schar 1 ? i's Ai thai ni ciirni wiii.rh asboeaia u d in pamphlet form, A "rlaning pub . it .a -mr tims.* trbe- fancy iii ti sort oi linn. IhetypB i-i a4 Bleat u-* ths fact that Mr, rtbur h not tc ba nominated, tha papei is a* nooth aa Frank Ifatton'a eh* -k when ha talks of is Inflnanee witb tbs lows delegation, whits tbs inding eouldaearosb bsgresaai ii it was part and nc, I of .in,- of fis ll, o'i* iii ,i ballot figurings. bat tin11 luff shana af this work has yet to Im actioned. I bs BBSstiag iii it ? ropoi t.-,i it aot th-* si maatlagi Met exactly. It is tha real aasatinf Judge a a % ii- tai - Qoasral Horatio C. Kin-;, of Brooklyn Iver aa oratJos al Whee?og, W. Vs., on Decora* tioa I' gpss?lng ??! tba recent Hu -; * m Ibis city, n*. Senator . of Rennin, iv mi.i. -.rt ? in- never bought oi d -.. ll,- Ol lO* la "ll ll lll.ll>,.!I III Illa lill*. Spproprlaas nu m.ni ti r<?-olottoai oa thc death of idOptl I IJ tl..- ill! a l-l - ..I tin- -I'i. -lit tn I.i n, Theologlt .il **..!,,; h.i if ,,f tt IS Ncl'th *?*" it, I . . ., {At. Mr. .Inlili ll. Il Igor, Who,l,t,I . . .,! Um ?.. ??" i-. ? setirs pornos "i Us lite .t Vi ..? Brnass i .. g, .1 . aban ha amassed bbboCssI i.u tine- la tbs ai.,nu.1 Berries 'ttl.i I-. ?? sad Rai york. Although never sa nit,,-, i,ni.i.r, be was siwa] i >''?? ply late-rested In i ? "l"l tte* B ?( ??'! " .-f (ii.- li. |.ul,Hr,in |. nf. . ii"*''*' teemed lo I.ie of tba beal lui.m! iioUtirul ht.it,atic.ma in tbe emmi*,, .uni wasfrt-s-usntl* il? . -H. I ? a-l 111 III lill.-. ',!al|||,( |l. .111 ICitl >'\, ||(H. [., ",,|?. U| |,?. laat lr liars he evei wrott .,u Um Wh lue*, be expreaaed llio bi lief Uial UM ? '-.ii.ii ; !'? pUblMSU Rational I UUVeU withits Natl eddi's carefully aniootlicd down, with Its niifoitunate phrase*- and sentiment.**, revised and amended. In otlnsr words, thc reader ia presented with an idealization of tho mo-* tin a. Could auy thim* I*-* more thu nu tn ir. or baMsC calculate*! t<> atjiuse the hook SMMMtS of the country to I ho highest pitel "f ciithiisiiisin as they crowd each othor in theireaf-erness to secure county rights T The name of tbe person whs VSS niven the IdOSlttStiiai Joh in withheld. Hut lt is only aOCSS nary to stnte one fart to show that he in a coii.suui niHtc um-ter of Im*. craft. The retort of Hie meet in ?? ti ini-hiaive of au edltorinl nf-TOMS t<> it tnni"" fened from th'* SalSMBBS of 1 he Vt.-lori 'limes. \ow ths Bitten** (Maa which thi-* renweaes is **nauu Isotarai gives ths sseetiag dewa the hanks. But thi' reference itself thanks to the iiitfeiilouu way lt which sentences nr*' dovetailed?rn ems now only a gsaial :i-<i -*eii'mus nientien. linn** editorial skill for you ! Thc rapidity and hu.I ths n-coil against artificial and anieasonabls depression of securities, which began en Monda]* will not be disputed by the BSOpIs Mho have beoaSOlUOg propel I', which did not inion" to them. Monday forenoon, they were -till selling tin* Lackawanna stoehof other people at i'O'-j: before li o'clock yesterday they were serambliag for il at lOS'a/snd it afterward went still nigher; Northwest sdvn iced over BB. pee share is thetwoaty-fner boors, Mtssoari i'm it ? -t per share, Western Inion ?*(! per share, and other I -tocks recovered so rapidly a** to make nolleni 'inite unhappy, Ths Immediate sanes et saeh sn sd* vance, <?f course, waa the conmioiisi em ot sellers that they eocld not pet ths property to do! rerun less holders should foolishly sell it,as they had done themselves, at lesa thaa its real value. As soon ss the Btreel discovered that Um teal value ot i properties a ss j.i .ont to ha \c some Influent e in the t market,everybody awoke to ths fact thal many substantial dividend-paying stocks hud been soiling hu lunch lass than they were worth, It is notice iihle tliat Ihe London KbSSbmMSt, of the 17th, received yesterday, states that "vary largs purchases of American railroad securities are bow betilg mace" bypSnglieh capitalists, ".the low prieee to which they h.ive beendrivon having tempted iuflneutial buyers,wand it sapposes that, evan at that early dato, tbs buying tor EUiglisb scconnt bad been large SBOUgfa to render shipments; of gold hither not im probebta _ Mr. Cos has done ons thing tbat deserves un nu.tliiic.1 praise. His bili to protect tbe Harbor of New-Vork from destruction by tbs dumping of refuse, all intelligent citisens will admit, sims to correct aa evil which other measures have proved powt rh'-s |o theil--. The harbor, In tbe broadest bb well as tin1 narrowest sense, belongs to the Nation, and illili or gtatc cannol take proper care of il, tbe National authority may nell be invoked. The Bourse of Senator Jacobs in I be State Legisla? ture bas been such tbat an; hill he introducesoui i.t to be scrutinized carefully, The lull now- before tbe Governor providing that consent ol half the property-owners in Brooklyn must be obtain fore gas mains can be laid in that city by say new company ls ons "t the peculiar measures * baractcr* : i-iie of Senator Jacobs. Its intent istopermil the existing combination in Brooklyn to control in ; future tho entire gas supply of tbat city, As tbe companies n. nv in existence never obtained the con -?? il ol an) property-owners, nnloss members of the Common Connell could be called sm h, it will be -????ii a Int au advantage they would retain over future riv-ls. In 1*.klyn, sa well as ,i New fork, the people are unjustly tsxed by ;i combina? tion ol j.i ? companies enjoying valuable franchise * thal i "-: them nol binjr. Ii u rn t.iiii will cill for legislative regulation, In ( bicn '" -.' - ' ? . per 1,0 Kl cubic fast, .(lille iu this city nearly twice that sum is churned. The Governor ihonbl veto the I-.klyn I limilai acts thal strengl ben thc existing < "in''..nations. I natural thal Senatoi Hoar's strong lan regarding ibe Utah question should seem exag* ? I, til those who have never learned to renard nully aa a thing with whioh Qovornmeul les any basinees But be iscleurlj right ia maintain* itu ihat ii,'" family relation i- the very foundation h jil! political reLitions In thi country rest. The sdnll mais \"t s because be broadly r- presents tbe family, whit ii is the polil i al unit. lin tpril statement of tho Bun in ? siiow4 an sxeosi of Imports In that rai ath of .-ri.?-??is,'.".-., which is rather larger than tbe excess of exports was in April, l&H'A. During foui months of ISM there bad been bu excess ol $l&,H*)5,ti!n in exports, against f54,731,1)0J in thecorreep.1 ing ni"!.iii- ot ln-t yomr. Tim didlenity waa not that out people Imported extravs :antly; there was ll Increase in Imports, Nor had then been any failure of crops oi lack of production, to account for ..ur inability t., tell mote largely, Oreal quantities ? ?t products still on band, and offered in vain al much lower figures than were asked In April, bear witness tbst the country bad enough to selL lt ports i lc. ii ucl from $270,791,217 in the four months ol 1888 to 923*5,791,099 in thc tour months of issi, ii.-, ni-i* reckless and senseless speculation fixed altogether unreasonable prices t"i importanl products. In consequence, we exported ia April rr-1 s.i ii m.* iou mon- gold than we imported. Ami in May we han- bei n obliged tt; face ths consequences, A run was caused on a .Norwalk hank by il news paper hoax whicn was so written as to make refor 4*tina tn i sand-bank appear like reference to a local savings bank. Tbe credit of banks is far too deli* cate to.in- linnie tin- subject of journalistic jokes, uml tbs Norwalk eiiitor ought to have known this. Buns upon baaks bare been caused by aecidents haring no real relation to them, asm tbe case of tho run upon Lubbock's Hank, London, haifa century ni*.). An old woman iii a rei! cloak fell down iii a Bt opposite tbs bank, sod was oi course Instantlj Burrounded bj b growing crowd. In s few moments those who wera on the skirts of the crowd eould not s>-e what caused the excitement, but some one happened to look up, and saw tbal tbs stoppage was opposite tbe bank. "It'sa run on Lubbock's Hank !" be exclaimed, and then and there an a-iiial and formidable run began, and oontin.1 for twenty-font'hours. Decidedly it ia not safe to make spoil of hank credit. The Department <>i State has boen called npon to determine whether tbe republic will be imperilled by allowing half ;i do/en Chinamen to laud at New orleans for the purpose ol operating a silk loom which is to be one of the exhibits at the Exposition there. This solemn problem was referred to tbe I'n isury Department, and Becretary Polger hus now decided thal the aforesaid half dozen China? men mai laud, tin" Chinese Restriction act to the contrary notwithstanding, provided they pledge themselves aol to remain In the country tongi i than ts accessary to display their exhibit. Ths straaigoat M exhibit" In this altair ia that made by tl.limit of the free nnd home of tbe brave" reduced to consult seriously before permitting half a dozen toroid icrs to enter this traditional " aayluin (bi tbe oppn sod,1'even though it is thoroughly understood Ihal they have no Intention <>f staying. But when the United States passes restriction acts it ni u si take the eoii-e.il.,!,,, >t h,, wc wi humil o, ridiculous the] may ho. PEBSbx il. Hon would undoubtedly nominate Mr. Blaine for ths Presidency. The Rev. Dr. T. ML Peters, of this etty, recently T|s|f-.,I and inspected carefully Hie prim ipa! prisons of Japan lu behalf of the rrlsoti Association of >*?***?" York. Ile brought hume not only a raat fund of Infortiiatlon. hut al?o a voluminous series of (piestions asked hy tbe Japansse Qorernsasat shoat the wot ii ot th-* sasoeta 1 timi, upon tbe answer* tn which a (aimil ?r society will pi nimbly lie formed In Japan. Washington lui- been a-?og for a week SVSI .Indee PeUinl's BhaagS of ilies*. Til", blue uniform ii iel bin br.iss buttons of.Hui Vermont Kep.-lse.iiUtiw tif s.-eu no mole, and ls their plaee sppi sr fSshloashly cut black coat aad vest aad lavender-tinted trausers, making kita Ib costume tbs |.i of aay genUeinaa ot fashion Ta tbs city. The change la not, it la authoritatively stated, Ib temlsd to -tart a iio.tin tm Mi Poland aa a il,.rk burse at * -tooee. A Wsahlngtea pfeeSsgiaphsc mys he sellsBBarapss traits of I'lc-'iieiit arthur lhaaof .ni> otbsr gabbe mea. t-ipi aker Carli-'e conies next. Kn. f OgBS'l portraits SN much In demand Geaeral Bherldaa's **ii better than IhOSS "f mil nilli'!' Ai mv ntll.-.-I-. Till* jo li?t lui* lii'M'f -iti'.i-'iii-ii tu Inducing eiti.ci .Mr. OaakUag or Mr. Platl to hare ld* portrait taken, and lbs muss is true concern !ng**enators Don Cameron. Mabone, Oeorga ami Bowen. lt wi- hard work to rel s picture of Senator Edmunds, uml Oeneral (irani '-iii aol lava bia taken say moirs. lt ls tol'l in The i him-.o Inlt.i'-Ortnn lb.1t at 0BOMBO i ii.,iim ii. Fowl i. whom theMethodistshave mi elected to Be Bishop, assd to say that hs wooU ba wliiiiiK to L-o io tiie i-iio s whoas 8 stat anea < olonel in**i*i soil M -tuiirioiisly iltiui's, if he could only '?? \ ah dido ri. ti of his elana. Ile won Um boner, hut anon alter ex There wot a kindled m. blent I" the e.ni cr ol Dr, Harsh*, now a promtnenl Methodist preacher in a neighboring eonferenee. Al Dickinson ( ..lice,, he selected lot the motto ol ins elana a-uncialioo. "The Devil toke the Hindmost,*"' aad was blioaell -.-radii .Itl'al l't tilt- I,Mil of Ult- el.,--. - in eomlag fi"i" Venice lo Verona," nritai Miss Pisa enes Kelley, daughter of Representative wi!:.. . . D Kelley. ?? we pa?u through I' "ia-i. aad tha soaveraatlea turned anon Portia, and drlfUd to Judge Ludlow's re tu-.ii io let Mn. Klbrore practice law In Pennsylvania Mt wei** eomlngback te Zurich Miss LlzileSargeal to lill' melli, kl WOTS i.-l ll Sp. ti.lllst for tire treatment of till? ite. MtssElla -'..r-t.-nt to a term's le-*tnraa ta literature, aad I t? tey political lek bi ??- aad os ..il sen ? .1 ihal em po.-ition in ie -p.. el t" tjiiirc.itioiiai sdi antages la painfuU* ii',e thal or tbs Begro at the esses of the Mar. A tem american Inatltutloaa make us welcome 1 s few admit us, but would be thankful Hue,lal not wish to come; bat more of tlie best Halvers!?es still refuse to seo thc duty of fliting womcu for responsibilities which we must. In ,011-01'lenee, lieu \. Ith..Mt being mtc.pl tU-ly tillctl for t ii. in. Hut Eurone welcome* un, aa abe welcouieil the negro, to much of the boat that she bas to (rive, rn.I was proud ol tin* presence of tbs daughters of Lons fellow, Zurich ls proud of the presence or tbe daughters of ex Mlnlalsr nargent, and Die College de Prance aud the Universities of ' auibri?ice, London. Victoria, Copen? hagen and all IU wis rltzerlandhld na welcome. v,'isiiiM.To.v, May TT. flenslsi ram-woa. of I'ennsyi v.mia, sppasnid iu his pian- in ths -euaSs tbis morning soul j.'1'otips of Senators coagfatalafod him ou his safe return and Improved health. TALES ABOUT TOWN* WOULD POLL MORE von;- hun any OTHEB < ANMliATK. / - Ootleetor n. tr. Dan otp, pf Bttffnto, I ba ve jaat ro? ll. ttoi'i a three months' trip lu the Weat. Bveffbody i mel waa favorable to tbe nomination of Mr. Blaine for lent, ta Bone of the States yon might rake witb 1 otb comb imii not Sad a Republican opposed to hun. Oeeasionally I found s buui who had bei 1 seared ii..- tbe stories tbal Mr. Blaine eould aotcairy Mew-York, but even with the -1 ate on bs would say tbal Blaine was ti e in in of iii- heart 1 believe myself tbat Blaine would poll ten per cent more votes tana aay other candidate He haa a buger personal following et enthu?ias ii. h lendi ; han .ni'-' other maa In Amerton. It ls rei feet ly wonderful thal with Ixt* a years of A?mlnlstrsttoBS thal were against him and afraid of ins popularity, wiri.eui a shadow of potion i#*e lo bestow on any tuan, sttaoked and assailed beean ?? be la popular, ba sbonld yet carry tha great maaa of tl.?legatea frmn nearly every BepabUoan it other candidates are teleot* I, businessmen will go to th? polls aad vote, ii ii:.linc ls nominated, his bj liioii-i. i,.i-s will drop bushieee to see tbst hs polls every posalbh .run sa ejection. Tbatls Hie difll 1 ni ". Bad thal ls why I would bs wtiiiiii* to bet athouaand dollars that be can carry New-York, ile is ni -ti wbo ran carry it. a .tri"'","- -..'vu i i'lvi ii'i.i*. ?. ? /i.e. m thr Snpreate cm,,-t. -i always sus? tain the lit,- Department lu tbe matter of flre-esospea Id pnbllc buildings. I never postpone a case In wbleh danger to public health or to life is Involved In tue post poaemsat _ A :i Mil- TRK g OF Titi: JEWELRY THIEF. T* il. Bopkinton, Editor Jtwellmf Circular.?Tattle tha latest dodge of the Jowelrj thief. He goo* t.< some - to be shov q tome gol l cb?ins, watches or other valuable goods. He makes a pretence of examining them, and then tells the clerk to send an assort un ul t.> the private residence ot some we] customer of the house that a selection may be made. Tbe thief stations himself Bear tha house. -few__a*> ates after tai -ii delivered he rings tbe bell, Badin apparent great basts snd consternation at.ites tia.it bela verj wiry bul the Jewelry ttrm bas made a mistake, His goods have been delivered lotha wrong party; ho bas ooma to get them beek, etc. Thsanstis of tho bouse being swats issi so jewelry lui- baan o'.l.i.il I.,-eil no jk i biui-Iou to ..-lt.- ililli the gooda, Then th. thiel makes away with bi- ipotl, thus far without getting caught Jewellers bare beea sae* ee.--I'iiii-.- lictiini/.Od bj tin- trick in Bo-tou, Minno.-polia, California towna and elsewhere. TIIK DEM04 UATIC PL-TFOBM. Senate /. v. O. Bltukbwrn, ot gSafwcky.?*1 haven't a nagle word toasty or optaloa to express upon tho rt esl dentis! seminations. As to tim Democratic platform 1 insist that i' shall be sn aggressive one bb ths tarin auss tion, 1 want; platfonn that shall be tn full aeconl with tin- wort dons by a msjorfty of ths lower House of Cob -treason thia Morrison tarin luiL Do I think the tUht WiU be BUdO OB the tariff Issue I (*f course I ,lo. That wfll be the great Issue. I will not allow myself a doubt on that point foi even a .">iin?lt* inomeut. The party win imioi m th.- lah or "f a BBSjortty of its repressatatlves la Oo-grssB, ami tha Issue will be Joined on a piala and distinct ileclaratmii of principle. KEEPfKO l'I'."l l I'.N \|. Tllll"Vi:s OUT OF WALL -"THIBET. Tbootae Byrnes, Inoptetor ef FoBee sud Chief ef Dttee tires.--Daring tbe reoenl panic in Wal) Straet .million- of dollars lo cash or seeurltles were cairtod about in tho orowda by exeltod men, yet not a "^dollar was stoles. Thew waa reason to tear thal pickpockets or highway? men would >?o into tin- Street ob the tecond or third day of the gurry sud get sway with luxe nuns. Obj brokers, pals rita excitement, oarried bags of money or baadies of Mearities betweea tbetr O?Iocs and the ban*;.*, aad messenger bo* 1 ran about .la the 1 rowda arith **,.. of great value. Romp! laeaaaraa wen j.tekea to keep pratesshmal thieves awaj from WaU Btreel Detoetlvos wera atsttonsd at all the approaehea to Ihe Street, and near all tbe large hanking houses. Bereral professlosal pickpoek* t- ware arrested on lutplolon and Iel go on tho foi io wile.'days, while others were stopped shove Pultoa at ami waraed to stay np-town. in thal wag ll beesaM known to tbs thieving fnteralty-.thal they wonld meet with a warm reception il they weat Within -Iplit of the ex* hangea. _ WHY MB. FRBBCH DID N'OT-itiTi:." Prtaident Trenah of.Ike Petita Boord.?There are blun? ders that aparoaoh a crime. I waa otu-of tbO ililli and have my medal, bnt l didn't like to aeo Oran! go lutai Wall .-tint. A mau who had held the olli'.'i'.i aad been ? ?1 BS lu* ii "I slioulit not have lent even bis | NS eaee to Walt Street Boobs trill svsrbeUeve that he knew what was being done wita his nani nota* there, imt in ought not to have beea tbera, Why, IwsstoM about tbis " contract" bualoeaa months sgo. I thought there mlgbl be something in it. I was told tim proSts urge. Hut l i-oiiblu't Uml out what tbe eoatraots wera. Thors was jiu air of myaterj ahoatlttbat waa very engaging to somepeopls. Itdlda't caleb bm. I weat ovei to u.isiuii [ton sad Investiated ti.I dm about t ontraets sad found ll ail boah. Bo I didal bits. POLITICAL NOTES, ?eaator iio.ir smphatteally denton the Btoty thst ha t 1 new tloket or aeelarad tor pis 1 thur, In fact, he declares tbst such s pure aud simple.N Tbe Senator remarki hirtber: "i um uti ti mi et es in Renate I usloeaa, aud I a Ul nol jump tbe ... it ile iiiiii: 1 reach it." tar Bael i* reported aa making tali (tani . "heb has8 ul; - 1 win Mite tor any maa taeDemoerata may uomlaata. 1 have eaten crow before aad lesa do ll agata. 1 roted for Horace Ureeley, which waa aboul tha mostdte dlsh Ol .-.. ',...,,.,,-,, a,-,| .m, [,, t|u, Democratic party." l'lie [irinoct.itic fm (ions are staBdlBgOUopposil 't * pai mi!.ni> ii. ep mui gtoouu ohassj. they Bill ree to most bm h othat tmir wtu md hs iwallowi tl up, sa usual. Tim Editor ol iii We/tstend PisaoMI wss asksd tim ?ii.ci ,i..> wi.at tin* \tiK-iiiui Dsmoerate woald do la essa I ? Brad ths Demooratie notalaattoa. "They would not roto al ail." w.is Mr, InmMf* rasponssi ? tbi-ie is pi uh. ,lil> no otlict m,,,, aalll-f himself ., DOBM n.l fm wh,mi Hie 81111II1 woiiltl notgluillj vote, lint *, ou ?BJ iud SSBBIsi lt liilcud.1 to dian thc line at -uilor.'' Mr. Burns, IV'-or of The mate, and a delcgjite at-larga to the National Convention, is likewise a bitter opponent ot the Ti-wksburf statesman. ?Senator Los-an will have one lieutenant at fhioago la whom he plac-s tbe most Implicit reliance, anti whola his |iiil<inciif nevrr yet malle a mistake- -hts wife. iht ti',i.hin,/),,,! Pott thinks that Mr. Wallie's ehaoas "or rio-mun,nation ls better than that of any otbor leads, ini eantlidate, but not so good as that of the great na* known. Mayor Harrison, of chicano, has at lo-t concluded to avoid the rl-kof being altogether lef| ou( of the l>?mo SBBttO National ((invention ant Intend.**-to be chose?, a (tclc^afe from the HM Distrlet. Then, in csse fh-^ fttnta Couieiition sfioultl Insist ilium his iicln-" i?delegate-at large, bl* alternate will rcpre-cnt the Uistrict. The friends of .Senator Wierman are said to lie greatly annoyi-d af thc publication of (he privste latter In which he exah?aed htsattttasa with rea|*<-. t to tiieuomiuiition ami expressed the eonrletlon that the Ohio rt>]e*-at. a, if they wen- entirely cordial anil unit' d, could caeily nomi? nals bim. There docs not seem to lie any BJ8SM rena' whv Ih, Menntnrnr hi* friends should rca*rct the public., tum nf Hie tetter. lt i-jt fi,uk .tint lu.inlv at t.w?l Of opinions wbleh Baaatsf ?mrsasa baa niw*iys been kuowr. to hejM. How are the inlyhfy fallen I HAMS Holman, who only a few mouths SSJB awe O-PSStSasfSSJ BU t-S rapture of a pictorial liooni for the l"r-.-lileiiev. ls now iiulcu-ecilly thankful tat a. renomination toOBagvsasSjqa-it-B towt liullaiia District. Ile u is so fonrtnl nf defeat that he as tared ji reiNirter of //?- huito na uotit Journal (bat be was - peeuilitily gratOfl- " for IBSOSSB. ??The logie of tbe whole situation." says Th* Motton Tranllei; "is aa plain as tUtr->- slaiple. hard fads can mike it. TinilgO dele "ates who are for tedmund* .ucl other tliinl eholi-ci. have a 'balance ot power." but it will !m' a dippery thing to bold thia tune, and ir lt ls to lie of BB] Barries they munt uso it very tpiickly. Mr. Mano la BBBMBt within gnaptBg ilBBBaSS of the prize. Hi- f >l lowtag ls largar tuan lt was stthsr la lB7i si "BB. Tho * "ii't.'iiiii d legatloiia ara aviup.?th.*tic. aad nra halag ia duatrloualy laoored witta lo Ins behalf. If Un- Edmonds rn- a real'- believe 'hat Blaine's saeeess would he a pinn*. tl I s;u, ter a belief which re regard aa puerile aad abetted, but that is their buslaSaa thara ts ]'.-?( one Ihtag lett for Diem to do ia pi seticjii men. .inti that la to tnov<> to Arthur's aapfOtl on thc very Bret ballot. Delara Btw it.nc.,'!-ms. and ni this case, from their tiai-.ttw -,-jiud P< lui, tiny \* iii be lalal." THE TALK OW THE DAY. Aa aBBBBBlly large number of young men annul tobo gm-B-tedgrass SsBegS have announced their inientloa to i-tit. i Ihe predassSSB of Journalism?wi ih a big J. Five yeal* hSBOO they wiil tie contcnl BS call thsiuseli-e.s news paper men- with a little u. Colonel O. il. Payne, of Ohio, ls in Chtengo, and. white bs -lutlioii-i-, ut .i.Im ill-,'lasing iii-* ii ti;ii:- of his m:s-ilon, it ia suspected be is looking foi sokj Itorags for hu papa's Loom-(Tin li" Iclplila I'rcaa. Freedom of speech ls vi'lanously abridged lu the effete Koaanhleeof Bm epa Madame eWagratsBa Metti*rnicb. BB Austrian CooaSMS, recently informetl a bijtu nilla lal bj teJsajraphthSthaWBfl a blacki-uaid. The official had ber pul in jail for two weeks. Here is how lt looked la tts pr '.-ra-nm** book: ??I'l-oni nilifl'y kiii?-- betook tb.* spoil. Au,', with bis acts uia*le Judah smile." And thi* is aboattbs way it Manged after Malama Misson bud pu! ::--r drain Bte soul Into lt: "Fra miyllyiyte kat..; i.r loohoowoohoowoobook th' spolololotl au' we ttl-.-si ax mal .Ii.lib -miyeihlsmiyot iniiiiyriiiile."' ? .Cincinnati News Journal. .lot.|i-in Miller says that secretary Lincoln is an aw? fully Btodeat man. Wlicn some one the other day talked io him alu nt tin- OhtsagS Convention, he looked down on lils plats nnrl picked up a soft--bel', crab. He ate tba arab, hot didn't s.>y BBJIhlBg about the nomination. As lt was a sofi-siiei! crab, Lr. ptohahly bad enough to do willmot talking, K.-'itiit'ky'a tl, tit to tbs Jeni is increasing ss rapidly aa the t*Stat.* debt.? Louisville Commercial. The etty debt of Boston raeraasad Bsssty SMjtAMbAMbA laat year. Tue right* way for Boston io get out of the hob*la to lay a tai on culture.?(Cincinnati Enquirer. A Preebyterian cleriryman in Scotland, a short time .??.->, ,,tr-rci to gtra a sallHag ts everyman, and haifa crown lo avery wmnsa, who would come to him the next day ami dsian truthfully that they had not spoken of worldly matters after church. Not one came. fl la BOW Arthni '?* turn tn cet up a meeting- to iuilorss thc business men of Mew-York.?[Louisville Post. loms oas ezplatas the late Mr. Bara Ward's success in WasbUkioii hy savin** that OSBgnoi always bas moro * baa brains. Let a commute** hs appointed to In \, ittg Its, wit li power to call persons and papen. The Plate buck arnaud Bodle always hasplsntvof coln; the fea-on ror (1,1s ts that his sipiaw ls an adept with Hu-pick and pan, and doe* some good work la pincer mining. I'ultke the American woman, she works tii.it Uer lord amt master may guzzle giu aud play moule. ?[San Francisco Clmiulcle. Accordluifto The tBttonMO Tribune, Cook County, 111., ha- a population or 750,000 souls and not one sheep. Bul it is careful uot to say anything about the number of Baalsi Tlie Eilmiui.ls PreslJeritial boom seems to have, fallen to tho irromiil witii n dull, sickenlag thud, and Mr. Will i un Walter Phelps is Orally ot the opinion thal bo fete bed lt with his littts pen.- (Chicago Times. A Western e.litor receutly wrote a column of advice to thosS Who hud " i?)li( leal aspersions *'; oral Jeaet that ii what tbe tfpSB BBB?S him say. Pron ss ir*-"w1ii2. who baa written an essay on "The UsslessBOss of rrofaiilty." nin-ht 'o take a tour among the corner loafers and then supplement the article, with ?' J ne rr,,:,tuny of L'sele?mess.'? [BeaBBB Couii.i. Mi Patterson's StSFsysd goddess of reform bas a wart ob her nose, and her eyes hats the spprarsnoe of those of a person who baa enjoyed t wo honeymoons under t bedrlp pings of a Kentucky whiskey silli.?[ AtlautaConatitiiiioii. The oiliest Mason has Just died again, and Captain Syl TiMiu-llatth, of I'ort l.avu ca. Tex., ls now at toe bat. There are nineteen more on tieck lu various paris of ths country. A flower bas just be?n discovered In South America wbleh ls vi.-liil,> only when tho wind blows tAtoaWfim. At 0thI ;? times unthill:* hut tba leaves and stem appear. A local politician declarer* that there are "uo booms" la chicago this year. Obteage ls so deeply sagneeed la oi.-.-i viiix tim thrilling career of Ber base ball suth in (bo ,tl,-te pi,.vinces of the Kast that she has no time to spare tor polities.?iC'hlcago Times. Dr. I'omi.d Macleod, a Scotch cW ?orman, recently preached a sermon on "Tha .-Hu of Cbaapueas." Ile said that the "craving for cheapness aud hunting after bar gains is not only economic atty false, hut a cause of great MlfffetlBg to thOBSSada of men, women ami chli.lren." There ls some talk of starting a eolouy In Central Africa. Let " Calamity " Weller aud " Richelieu " Robin? son go out thats and grow un witb the country. The man who owus tho jilay called "The Bunch of Kn> s " ls sahl tn have made a-s much money aa Mr. Henry Irvtagdaring ths last season. BBBSSSM to have tliuok th.- right combination with his keys. The -trog-sbops of the City of Mciieohsve such titles as, "Tli,*- Birth of Venus,'' "The Kiss of Love," "Ths Ufo Eternal," " The Baerhns," " The Kfuipwrock," "Tho DellfhUB Tieuiens," and "The Little Hell." Mexican topers arc determined to know the name of tha road ta ruin on which they are travelling. It ls salli thar Colonel Olcott and Madame Rlsratsky bave converted tbe countev,, of Caithness to tba tenets of Theosophy. A traveller In Montanajourneyed eight days lo the di? rection indli att | hy a tlngei-board wbicb read : ?? Ha miloo to Miles Ctty." When by" gs" there he learned that tho hoard had beeu eat tit.I off by Imliuus. He said he thOBght tba sometbin-,' was the matter with tbe old thing. A small, sickly Cause was running about the streets of u Southern city CTTtag. Approaoblag a Byt-one lt asked: "Caa you tell tue wiiere I am t" "(th. let mc he." w-athe BvgonA's impatient reply. "Hut I don't know whet.- I am.'' "Well. I know wat re you sic" "Wheraf" " You're lost." . '* No, I'm not lost either; I tust don't know wbsrs I am, that's all."?(Atlanta Coustltutiou. Mr. Webater Klanaean, of Texas, who la In Chicago wjitn lg foi thOOthsrBslSBSSSS to BSSBBi says there ts go lagta lie no " favorite sou" nonsense this time, and hs taBBSB?Itsiy kills off ovi-ryliody but l*t, -nlent Arthur. Cauuot some HM call Mt. naaagBB off! Ho ls too cruel. ?eamoly a cocktail was sold over the bar of thc Delaven House ictettliiv. The Dtruuictals do liol favor litlntuuda. - [ I roy Islet-lam. Within a few week| there will bs a targe uuiuber of doctors of tn* vintage of'si eastadrut up.,u SB unap? preciative world. 1 'In* n:iti;*c ti a lo of Louisiana is said to ba lu#a very ia pressed coudltlou. The Uni renal ist, a psaer published In Chtoago, -ays tb d tha farmeis lu tho StateOf Bcw York are BOtdhBCSh goers, and tba*. " they are growin!: tu their pi-tereBi t of beatbsato Christi sa customs.'' Wai:, what alwin tho farmeis of Illinois I Dr.Tatssagasays Mthrso4BMaha "f (hs novaisof tha ti.m's aie pernicious to the last dagBBB." \M-**nx. I'.'eihor rsiaaae three-tout tbs ot thew arc stupid toa dsgrsn [Barubrd l'osu A swann ol bees rn ide their boote tn a sieve In n sch .-il boom of Bsa li.'ii'.riiiui.. ''ai. They bedeoaedowa tbrongb tho eh-BBO| aud a lon-; piece of -SovaplfB Tbe Aclou ("amp Keettag Association sf ludiana tbs other tiny declined the proi**-"tt1on of a railrojid to dl? SBBttaaS BXeatatoa trains ow Sunday during the cutup uni :in? sc-?on. The brrihreu want to make tbe camp || .lOi-nuul BBMSBSI but they wUl probahly cu deuiiisi'.uilay newspapers aa usual at svsiy coufcreucc