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J70 We*t 23d-?t., carner 8th-aye. 100 We?t 42d-*t.. near Oth-ave. 82 Avenue A. near East 4that. 780 8d.ave., entrance 47th-st. ^^ 1 020 3d-avr.. betweaa SOtb ?nd Oiat sm. 180 EMt 12Sth-?t.. near M-av?k 1,092 Oth-ave., near ?8th-st. 1.708 Ist^ve., naar 89th-st. BO Llbertv-st. -- IX OTHFR CITIES. Wa*hmrton-No. 1.822 F^t ?Vebj^orklJaiia^tibttiir, IOUNDBD BY HOBAOB OBEBLBY SUNDA1, KOVEMBER 9. 189U. twenty-fourTages THS XEW8 TMJS MORXIXG. Foreign.-Chaneellor von Caprivi had an intor view with Prlme Mlnister Criapi, and afterward waa entertained at dlnnef by King BaBBBBtl (Jeneral Boulanger has issued an addrew aMTvaBMlfJ the oitiseiis of Clignanoourl not to vote. ?? There waa a dlsastrous llre at Pictou, N. S. ===== Mrs Birchall had aa interview with her husband. Domestic.-The rrraldent issued a proolamatuoa appointing Novemlier 27 as Thanksgiving Day. _- Lftte retunns from Tuesday'a electlon were more fevorable to the Republicaas. bssbb Beveral_ BBBBl issuea are involved in a railroad auit before a oourt in Bridgeport, Conn. = Several collfge fuotbaU gamea were piayed. aaaaas The body of Abraham Lineoln, jr., was deposited in the tnonument at Springfleld, 111., alongside of that of his grandfatber. ===== The aunual report of Superintendent Witeon, of West Point, was made public. === Miss Mary Abell, of Baltiniore. daugbter of the founder of "The Baltimore Sun, will beoome a nun. City aud Suburban?Henry M. Stanloy waa tlie Kiiest of K. A. Quinurd, at a dtnner in tbe CbJob Uague Uub-bouse. bssbB Tbe Lotos Club Kave its lirst dinner of tbe seasou in bonor of E. S. Willard and O. H. Boughton. aeaaa The Tandem Club had a drive to Jerome Park. == A luncbeon waa given at the Madison Square Garden to a nnmber of prominent boraemen. ssaas The Orange football elevenjle feated tbe Crescent* by a score of 8 to 4. - Winners at Elirabeth : Al Ktirrow, Kik-y. Peter. Iladge, Aurania, Forest King aud Wattorson. Stocks, after an early raid, were appreciaUng till tlie publication ol the bank statement, then broke sharply. The Weatiier.?Fojecast for to-day: t iear or fair aBd oooler. Temperature yesterday: High eet, 81 degreea-. lowest, 48; average, 54 8-8. The Btitiimn parade of the New-York Tan? dem Club took plaoe in Central Park yester? day. The meet took plaoe at the Casino, and ibe procession of sinart tnniouts, several of them exoeptionally well h<irsed, wended its wav tiienoe to Jerome Park. The Ca*ino w-as reaohed on the return juurney shortly after 4 o'clock in the afternoon. It would seem that Chicago ought to revise and amend her police forre before she throws open tbe doors of the World's Fair and invites ali the world to enter. l'eople have a prejudioe against a oity whose offioial giiardians are not trustworthy, and Dr. McPherson, of Lyons, this State, brings a serious tharge against the '.hicago police force, which demands ptompr ?nd thorongh investigation. The people of California, knowing when they are well off, turned the landslide into tho Dem? ocratic camp, piled up a monumental majority for the protection of ali their material interests, and buried the Hlind-Boss-Boodle-and-BoHrbon eombination undt'i a handaome motind. Then they 8luic<?d off the scarcely muddier watoi-s of tlie Kcethor Kiver, and now it is pleanant to know that auch virtue, intelligenoe and eneigy aa theini have been promptly rcwarded by u ?x>ndert?lly rtch atrike of virgin gold in the old channel of that historic stream. Fifteen million dollars makes a good beginning. ? The Nationa! llorse Show Association will open to-morrow at the new Madison Square Oarden its annnal exhibition. which ])ix?mises to be the llnest ever seen in this oountry. Most of the interest will be oentred in the baekney class, which is particularly well rcpresented both in point of quantity and of quaJity. So large has been the nnmber of entries for the show that the stable-room capacity of the Gar? den bas been found inedequate, and the (ommittee has been forced to build stalls out side. -0) Tha acoeptanoo by Great Biitain of tbe modus vivendi propoaed by l'ortugal may be regarded as the tormination of a quarrel be? tween two old allios from which neither had inytbing to gain. The hostilities which were aeveral times on the ave of breaking out, would hBve proved diaastrous to Portugal and would hare brmjght neither honor nor glory to Kng laad, uhich in times gone by has oontributed ? vsjst amonnt of treasure and blood towari ihe maintenanoe of tho integrity of tho littlo Kingdom. , Although tlio cagio may tiguro oflicially as tho NationaJ bird of this oountry. there are many potriotic citiaens who are inclined fjo doirbt an to whet-her it should not, be ?upplant<?d by the canvas-back duck. The latter certainly apjieals more strongly than the eagle to their l?late. their heart-an orgpn cloaely conneoterl with the digestion?and to their National pride. lt is thereforo with interest that the readers of Thr Tribitnb will pemse in ro-day's issue a letter datoR ffom Havrc de Grace, the Mecca of the cRDTBO-harfk huntera, in which one of Uie latter dioeoasen the rival merita of a " sneak box" and a " gink box." the auperior advan tasea of iron deeoy dtirks over those made of wood, and the unaportsmonlike devioe of shoot in? the fowl with a eannon mounted upon a swivel instead of with a fowling-piece. Can vas-backs are beooming every year rarer and more difticult to obtain. and a brace of these shy bii-ds furntshes a greater catise for pride to a sportsman than almost any other kind of feathered game. A SURPLVS OF HORRORS. One of Mr. Stanley'* revelations impoaoa a heavy tnx npon oredulity. He alleges that Jameson of the rear-gtiard proenred a praoticol demonstration of eannibalism. Tippu Tib is represented as saying to him: " lt ia easv onough to prove. if you like. l'ay for a slave and give it to those men there. They will show you/' Whereupon Jameson aasented, and furnished twelve poeket-handkerchiefs for the purchase of a girl ten years old; and then he gtood by whilo the natives pltinged a kirife into her heart, sketching the rovolting .scene and the srtill more horrible orgies of brtitality whioh followe'd. Six of these sketohes aie stoted to have been liiade. Mr. Stanley avcrs that these allegations ?re supported by the sworn affidavit of an eye-witness, and that a Kuropean pro fessed to have aeon Jameson's aketches. That Jameson may have made drawingg of revels of eannibalism k not incredible; but that he should have piwtired the assaoaination of a native girl for the express pnrpose of having a working model for striking llluatrations of his future book clearly exceeda tbe limits of belief. Englisbmen may bo brutal, but thoy are not savogea. Mr. Stanley weakene his own oase by repeating ao incredible and unspeak ably horrible a story. Indeed, we may as well frankly say that while tbe Stanley-mongers have been aerioualy at fault in bringing on various controversies over the relief expedition, tbe explorer him self now needs to exeroise aelf-restraint In re plying to his adversaries. The markat for African horrors in both Kngknd and Amerioa is one that may easily be overdtocked. Let Mr. Stanley ancoeed in proving that the pioked men who aceompanied him to the Congo were barbarous savages eapaMe of purchasing alaves with cottop handkerohiefs and rapidly sketoh ing their death agonies. and the public will not want to hear him lecture. nor 80 nr-ad any moro of his books, nor to have any further mention made of enands of mercy in mid-Africa. Th< re aro many other incidonts in his special reeital for " The London Times" which challenge be? lief. but this is one which is so unutternhly horrible and iiuprobable that ho exposes him self to cenrnire for repeating it. lt is not a camp tale which ought to havo been told about a dead man. Life in Africa undoubtedly tends to brutaliae Europeans. Men lik'o Harttelot and Jameson, surrounded by naked savages and released from the restraints of civiliration, may readily be oomo wanton in thoir oruel treatment of help less nativos and even aeqiure a morbid ap petite for the hoiTors of barbarism. The mania for writing books of startlin?T adventure may also have some intiuenoe in blunting the sensi bilities of soldiers of fortune in the Dark Con tinent. When all these conoessions are made it etill remains inherently improbable that a species of human viviseotion sueh as Jameson is described as deliberately sketching could have been bargaimd for and procured ln oold bkKid. It is one thing to prove that the ofhoers of tho cear-gtiard were blunderors and mar plots; it is another to attempt to oonvinoe Christendom that they were Hends traflicking in assa*sination and eannibalism for the sako of getting a few striking sketches for a book of travel. Kven if it bo possible to prove that Jameson was gtrilty of suoh nnsiieakable atrod ty, it is not for Mr. Stanley s intcrest to do so. Men and women wish to be able to attend his lectures and to road his books without sup piug upon ghastly horrors and barbarous crimes. Let many more inatalinents of his revelations be put beforo the public and relief expeditions and exploration tours in mid-Africa will cewe to interest anjbody with a heart. WHAT IS ASD WHAT LS TO BE, One of the cJosest and most inteiested ob servers of the election, its accompaniments and consequences, lias doubtless been tho aocom plished Knglishman who has maatered tbe in tricacies of American poHtics more thoroughly than any other foreigner of his generatiaji: Professor Bryco has had the good fortune to witness at, close range one of the most com piete transformations ever aooomplished upon a public stage in a time of profound peaoo. He has seen the party in power defeorted by an overwhelming, majority of voters, and he has seen this unparalleled reversal aeoomplished without exoitement and aooejited without bit teriP'ss. So far a* we havo observed, not tho smaLbast explosion of wrath has been recorded. ln fact, millions of the disappointed have found that there is nol a littlo humor in the situation. The Democratic majority is so large a? to be grotesque, and IJopublicans meeting f<?r the h'rst timo since last Tuesdoy are prelty sure to laugh before they speak. This sort of good-nature, whioh aooepts an aetomplished fact in politics and govonmieut uhpoj fullj and even oontrivea to eTttract a siinbeam from tbe cuoumber, will impress P?> haRor liryce as a most admirable quality. Ave may bt^ sure. This striking exomplifioarion of the National teniperament wiJl not a.mpol him to revise any fqiinion which he has ulready forme.1 and expresned, but it can soarcely fail to tleepen his appreciation of American candor and (ommon-sense. 1'opular governmont is perfectly aafo in the hands of a peojile who pay sueh loyal devotion to the fuudaincntHl princijile of thoir own institufioiis. This good-nature, whioh aooepts the verdict of tho polls without repining, and whioh is alto gether praiseworthy, is a very different thing from tho negligenee which loaves milliona un represented or only negativoly represented in that verdict, and which is in every respeot woi-thj of condemuation; and the two ought never to be oonfounded. In many diatricts of tiie octintrj the grcat Democratic majority of votes cast last Tuesday signifiea a change of public sentiment only indirectiy, ainoe it doeg not inolude a majority of the votea that might have been ejRdj, The tens of thou* sands of Ifepublioans who chose to expreas their disoontent or their indifforence by stav inti at honi" would have been deaervins; of more respect if they had gone to the polls and helped to vote their party into retirement On the other hand, this oommerxlable ae* ' auieaceaco in the oouukir iudgment kaaiii roa. dered doe* not imply an ahandonrtient of in dividual convictions or a sense of releasc from the obligation to sustoin and propagate the ca.*e that has lost. lt was nevcr more em phatically than now the duty of those who are faithful to Hepublican principles to uphold and uefend them with oonrafe and aeal. A fnink acceptance of tho conditions which exist t? perfootly consistent with a deternrination that those conditions shall cesse to exist as soon as possible. ________?? TEMPER, RATBF.R TIIAX COXSCIEXCE. The school question in Wisconsin and II linois. and the saloon question ln several other States, have caused the succeas in those States of the very party which the friends of tem perance and of the pub ic schools liave most reoMOB to fcar. Angry al the Uepublican party because it would not do exactly what they wish. a portion of the RppuUican votcrs have sectircd its defoat, thus turning over nll power to a party which will n>t and does r.ot even pretend that it will do onything that they wffiB. Other caitses doubtless i-o-operated in theae States. as in others, but the si<ale was turnod by Uepublicanw who have BO oonlidence in the tJeniofraric l^rly whatever or sympathy with it. Yet. intcrests which they esteem most sacred have been by their votes left to the tender mercies of euemio? of the public schools and UlltlllBBBIfl of the saloons. lt is not easy always to be entirely iratient with behavior which so closely resemblea the pettishness of a spoiled child. Tbe govem liioufc oi aj freat Xation is business for grown and self-mastering men. No man has a right in tbe use of his trust as a citizen to sacritice or imperil grave publio interests for no better reason than to punish ussoeiates who fail to agreo with him. Just as the political Pro hibitionists have set ba.ck their cause nW a quarter of a century by making war on ali true friends of temparanoo who were not ready to aupport seiwrote Prohibition tickets, so mon who claim to care most for public education and for temperance have pushed their. antag onism toward other friends of both, so far as to throw away completoly for some years at least ali their power to ijuard the most sacied intcrests of school and heme. For the Repub? lican party the chastening may be good. But for those who have defe-ated it, at the peril of intereits which they hold dear, the results of the election can nevor be anvthing but mortify uig when jiassion gives plaoe to oonscienoe. It is of record that tb* Republican party has long employed its intluence on the right side in questions of morals, education, temi>ejance and religious freedoin. Its oonstituent ele ments being what they are, that party could not do othmviae as lonp1 as it had the ]K>wer. But it could not go as last or as far as some desired in this or that particular without sacri ficing its power to do any good whatever. The majority of its voters mu.'it determine its policy, for without them it could neither have power nor oontinue to oijst. When the majority of its voters has declded against any measure or step proposed, the question of duty for voters of the minority becomes sinply this, " Is the in Huonce of this party on tho wholo better, with respec't to the interests l hold paramount, than the intluence of the Democratic party?" lt is difticult to helieve that conscdentious temper? ance men or friends of publio education have in their hearts answered this question ia tho negative. But if not. some have dono violence to their own consciences in aiding tho triumph of the political party whoue intluence they know to be not the best. After every such maaifestafion of temper rather than reason the good eitizens who com, pose the Republican party always come back to a realization of their duty to the country. If they feel condemned by tlieir consciences for the evil they have dono, the;: strive the more ear nestly afterward tu help the party whose in tluenee they kiliw is on the whole the best. Such defeats are humiliating to those who are resjxmsible for them" bnt in the end they often makc tho party stronger and braver to face emergencies or discharge its duty. CBR1STIAX COOPERATIOX. The Congress of the Protestant Episcopal Church to be held in i'hiladelpbia this week promises to be one of unusual importance. This will be the thirteenth unrrual session of this unique debating society. An American repro duotion of one of the modern institutions of the Knglish Churcli, this body has been e most uso ful ageucy iu enlarging the soope of Christian work in the churchos and in developing liberal opinion. Ali sehools of thought have been represented in the debates. yet the interests of no group or clique within tho communion have been promoted. Discuswion has brought ex tremists together, broadened their minds :ind made them more tolerant. Qnestions of ritual. dogma, practice and government have not been aettled, for the Congrets is not a legishUivi! body. On such matters olergy and laity have compared views aml agieed to differ. l.ut on ali practical questious, such as missionary growth. evangeh'zation in cities and work among dertitute and criminal crasses, there has been a glooa approach to unny of thought if not of action. Among tlie subjeots tc be discussed this week at the Congress ia one of vital intorest and im portanos to tho Protestant Episcopal Church. This is tbe prBotioability of co-operation with other Christiau bodies in " rcscue work." or t ho evaogelisation of the d scontented and viciou* claeses in large centres of population. Twice in the oourso of tho history of this communion ;? plain duty has been negleoted and a grand opportunity lost. Jn 1787, when a mcmorial was presrnted by a Mettodist Hishop to Hishops Soabury, White and Madison on the subject of their i-eordinetion ;u?d almission to the Church. little notice was taken of it. Again in 1853, when the Muhlenberg memorkil iniited action in tho direction of a mcre comprehensive work in tho Churoh, nothing v.as done about it. Tbobb were oppoftunitlcs for Christian co-operition which were friftered away. Foiu" years ago the House ot' Hishops. in answer to a iniinerouslv muned petition on the snbjoct of Church unity, issued its doolaration of princlplo.^. llroad n?indi>d churebmen are a.sking themselves whether anvthing is to be aocoinplished by that famous deciaration. b the Church to stand still for amother centurj or is it to open a way for pmotioal co-operaticm with other Christian bodies in tields of lahor in tlie cities where workers are now divid -d and pulliug against oue another? This que?tion is to be discussed by thr- Rev. Clarenoe Buel, of Ma-yland, by Archdeaeon Mackay-Smith, of New-York, and hy the Rev. Dr. Van de Water, of St. Andrew s. Ilarlem. whose energy and BBOOBBf as tieneral Missioner arm him with speoial pijwer for considering it in its practical benrinjis. It will )>r very strangc if this debate fails to impart a power ful impulse to the movcinent for Christian co operation. ln every large oity the churche* and denomirrations are engaged more pf le?* effectively in the work fif evangelizatjon of the lyassos. The Protestant Kpi>copal Church is in a position to show OffBCt leligioua bodiea that it also deeply ini:erest?d ln thia work and ready to make, not. sacrilices of prinriple, but oonoeasiana of polioj and prartice. in order to proBvrte co-eperaaion. Let a beginning be mada ia thia oJaas of "rescue work" in tha tic* an(* hannonious action in that lield will h in J'rotpstants to think alike in other mat J^, The problem of Chureh unity will seem to be ono open for solutaon when this oommon factor of united Christian work in great towns hw beon found._ THE HEVENVES OF CONOO. While the illustriotis founder of the State of Congo h rcneuing bis acquadntance with his roiintrymen and resting from his labors. tbe State itself is passing through a serioaa crisi*. upon the k*suo of which its future weffare in creat measure deponds. Tuere is now in session . Hrussels a Technical Commission, which is uliBjIfkrirg and is to deeide the question whether or not the State shall be perinittod lo palaj l>v means of custoins upon imports the ?ajtajp necessary for Ifc governmcntal func ghaaj. ln f-hi* Commission are* represented all the Powers that signed rhe Congo Treaty at Uer\m in 1885 except Holland, which is strong |y opposed to the tariff and has nsked Belgium to |BRajBBR8 a subsidy srheme instead. What will be the outcome of the Commtssion's de liberations it is impossihle to predict. But this scems certain. that unless the. Congo State be promptly provided with an adequate reve nire. ite interests will be impaired, its pi-ogrcss checked. its good fame tai-nished, and the cause of civilization in Cential Afriea incalculably injured. This is the sittmtion. The work of found ing the Stoto cost tbe King of the Belgfons 81.750,000; and for nearly gfat years he has peisonally borno tbe cxjxmse of maintaining it, minus about 8100.000 a year from export dues. The cost of maintaining the Stato has nPVer been less than $400,000 in one year, and the building of new stations and new roads and the extension of the polico system have swelled the sum now to 8850,000. To meet this the King of tho Belgians can give only 8200,000 and the Helgian Government 8400.000. If art add to these stims 8125.000 export dues. there is srill left ? deficit of 8125,000. Nor is this all. The re.-ont Anti-Slavery Congress at Hrussels imposed ujk)H the State the duty of nnkiug greatly extcn.lod efforts to suppros the slave trade, to do whioh, will, of course, cost much money. Whero is the money to come from? Thero are those who oppose the iinposition of a tariff. They are slicklers for preserving unoltered the Treaty of 1885, which forbids the levying of duties on imports for a spaco of twenty years; and as a sul.stitute measure thoy propose a subsidy, to be subscribed by the signatory Powers. Hut why ? And why not adjaj Congo tlie right to establiah a tariff sys? tem? Sueh o ngbt is enjoyed by the great chartered companies whose territoiies sttrround tho Congo Stato?British, German, French and Portuguese. All these colonios enjoy a sus taining revenue from customs on imports. Why not let Congo do likewiso? Why not, in brief, invest it with all the powers, as well as impose upon it the renponsibilities, of independent Statehood? Mr. Stanley, the greatest living authoiity on African alTairs, strongly favors, we believe, sueh a course. It is to be hopod that his counsels will ]>revail at tho Helgian copital. A VIVACIOUS YOUNG LADT. To The Tribune's entertainlng " Llbrary of Ameriran Elopements" WO may donbtless add the atory of .MLss Eunicc Marr, of Carpentersville, Ala., which has just been made public. Mies Marr is a young lady rather under than above twenty yeara in age, and of a most light and blithesomc nattire. Indeed, her vivacity and play fulnesa are her prominent characterlatics. We may mention also in poiising that ahe is an en thusiastic amateur photographcr. Now this in terestlng young lady bas for some time been re ceiving ti.e earneet attentiona of two young men of Corpentersville, Edwin R. Col? and Alonzo Doubleday. Each 1b an excellent young man, a member of tbe Young Men a Christian Asaociatipn and a teaoher in the Suuday-achool. There was rcally little cholce between them, and Mlss Eunioe bas found lt impoasible to declde wbich one to select. Under ordinary circumstances shc would, of course, have taken the one to whom her parents obj-cted, but, unfortunately, these wortby people, from aome itnknown reason, did not look with any grea', favor on either. She did not, however, allow her anxicty iu deciding to interfere witb her buoyancy of apirits. In lier extremity slie hit upon tbls ingenious plan: Sbe deteruiined to iiwist on an elopcment, arraug ing witli each of tbem lor the same night, and then go with the one who arrived Grst. She accordlngly i.'istriiet*;d BdwtR R. Cole to put B ladder up to the north wipdow of her room at 'J o'clock Tuesday niorning, and told Alonzo DouMeday to do tbe aatue at, the weat window at the fc.ime time. Oue muat almoat certainly come a little liefore the other, she argued, and the other could acarcely ialarae her for not wait ing. Having tJius settled the perplexing queation aatlafactorily, sbe went tibo.it for tbe next few days with even a lijjhter heart than usual. Monday night, wlien Miss Marr retired ahe set the alarm on . her clock for half-past 1. ArisiDg at tbat time, ahe, was ready in llfteen miuutes. Then ehe got out her deteotive camera and put it in readiuess, her idea being to take a snap-Khot at the mkiistur during tlie ceremony. This attendod to, ahe sat down and waited the arrival of the man who was to be her husband, with her young heart iu a pardonable tlutter, aomctlilng which was donbtless increased by the pleasiug uncertainty as to whether it would be Edwin R. Cole or Alonzo Doubleday. At one niiuute before ?_> she heard a slight uoise outsidc tho north window, aa ahe thought. She liatened, and it aeemed at the west window. A horrible Uiougbt flashed upon her. She rushed to tlie north window. Edwin R. Cole waB wregtling with a beavy ladder below. She ran to the west window. Alauzo Doubhilay had a laddejr about half way up. She stepped back and pauaed one moment. Simultancously through the darkness she made out tbe upper end of a ladder rise at both tbe north and west windows. She saw that the tlme had come to act, and shc did not hesitate. Going to tbe north window ghe gpoke to tlie ardent Cole, and told him to take his laddor around the corner to the weat window. (juickly passing to the west window, ghe in atructed the fervid Doubleday to carr>r hia ladder around k the north window. Each impetuous young bbORbBO seized hia la<lder and started with tt in an uprlght position. They met at tbe corner in the tlarknegs. One ladder fell agaluat the houae with a loud report?the other craalicd into a tree. Then these two young men?Mcsars. Cole and Duubleday?foiiaht. There, aniid the wreck of the ladderg, tliey cleucbed in iiliiioat ? death atruggle for tlve minutoa, and shoi.ted and iise.l language whlcli atn,rtled and sliocked the lonely nlght watchnmn on his beat four HaoRB away, hardened and profane man though he was. In the thiekeat of Jt, while they were belaboring each otlier over tlie hcad witb runga.torn from Uie hvlders, there was a bright Klare of light from above. The coy young girl that each had thought to make his brlde had tnken a flaah-lisfht. photograph of them. The night wBlehman then came up, and after clubbing tliem judicioualy arreated them. They were llned $10 apie.e iu the morning, and each uaexl fhe bill to pay lt whioh he had intanded for the mlnlater. Nor was thla the end of it, aad oa it is. lt it now announced in CarpentersviUe that Mlss Kuuii-e Marr will not inarry eltlier of theae young men, but a pale youth who sinna in tbe cholr nanied Foater; wbile 11?> Younc Men'a ChrbrtaMi Aaa?>ei? ttsn ia takina ateps to ex|?el both Cole and Doubkv day on the atrength of the watchmsn'a report of their language; au<l the playfal Miss Eunioe ia pniting off her aoao pkture. at tho jate of Ufty a day and aelling them, tbe proceeds to go to tbe foreign mission soclety. A correspoBdent, of "The World" onggesta that liefore put.ting away their electlon hroonis the TammanyPes ought to use them on tlie strceto. We siibniit that this ls expecting too much of Taniniany. That organization does not baJafOf in olean streeta or elean anything else. Its strength to with the great umvaahed. lt. thrivea on dirt _# The munioipal corporation of New-York Clty is not ali covcred by the bat which the youthful secretary of Mayor Grant wears. ?. ? ? ?? The anomnly is prcsented of a villoge wlthin ffce aorporate limits of Chicago whleh resolutely rofasis to l>c<!dme a part of the oity. It is not preeisely clear what Chico^o can do about lt, It cannot take possesslon of Fernwood by force and arnis, aml cvblently the only altemative is to wa't for the doaiiuant opinion of Fernwood 10 liecome modified. Meanwhile, Chleago cnji re joiee in having something the like of which is not to be fotitid elsewhere. _???? We presume that Licutcnant-Governor Jones is too modest to moke a convasa for the place, but what a lovely dark horae be would niake for tbe United State? Senatorsbip. Another tribute to the angelic nature of woman. A otory ootnes from Canada of a prisoner eonflned in theKingston Penitentiary for bigamy. who has juxt been left $:iu,000 by his tlrst wife. If his other helpmate does as well by him. be may regret that he didnt oommit polygamy instead of bigainy wbilc lie arad about it. Let us talk about the weather for a few mo meutu. It is one of those nicc subjects upon which 011 men of ali parties can stand together in aniity. Wasn't Friday a charming day, and yes? terday, was it not more suRgestive of the merry month of Mav than of "the melancholy days, tlie saddest of tlie year," of which Mr. Bryant used to giBf when November arrived ? How (Bal the slde wflks were of people. And the horse-cars! As for the elevated-road trains, they were i* crowded as they usiiolly are during Cliristtnaa week-that is to say, the sitpply of rapid transit did not heiun to equal the denian.l. ln the eircumstanees why do not the manngers of the clevated lines run more trums and esttiblish a nnmber of mucli-nceded new stations ? ily doing these two tbings, particulaily on the west side of the clty, they would earn the grotitude of thousands of long-suffering New-York Crs. bbsbsbSbbssb Tbis would seem to be a good time for Kcpttb licans to rwall the comforting-comparatively cum forting?retloction that the blood of the martyrs is tbe aeed of both the Church and tbe State. "Tlie Clenieuceau Case""has crawled out of the gutter into which it was littingly flung tlie other day in Boston, and now threatens once more to obtrude its purulent presenoe upon tliis capital. There is no room, we suppose, to hope that the police will suppresa it; and there is only too much room to fear that there will be found in New-York a sufrlcient number of dirty souled and empty-minded persons to glve it pay ing patronage. It is depreasiug to think that such a oombinatlon of stupidity aud uncleanness can enjoy prolonged existence, but it is so. Nevertheless, there is this blt of consolation, that we noed fear no deeper depth. A merciful Provi deuce has happily so rircumscrii.ed tlie powers of man that it lies outsitle the bounds of human potency to bring forth anything worse than tliis. ? The "Angelus" is to go. It is just as well that it should. Tbe anxiously listening citizeu hears across the plain only the chime that an nounces the triumpb of the spoilsmen. Not content wlth carrying tbe Assembly and winning the United States Senatorsbip for Smith M. Weed?or some one else?Governor Hill is plan ning thus early to turn out some Republican Assemblymen and thus increaac his party's major? ity. How fortunate it is that there is a Bepub? iican Senate to put some check upon his schemes for pereonal and party aggrandizenient. o i It is to be hoped that arrangements can be made without delay for tbe continuance of Pro fessor Biokmore's lectures at tbe Museum of Natural History- It appears that the last Legislat ure failed to make the necessary appropriation, and an effort is to be put forth to induce the next Legislature f& take action early in the ses slou. These lectures are of great interest and value, and it will be a serious loss to the teachers of tbe eity if they are deprived of them. Who says that David B. Hill is a selfish nol iticinn ? Go to. Are not the friends of the Demo? cratic ex-President contending that Hill's labors during the recent campalgn have resulted in pull ing Cleveland's chestnuts out of the flre? A good many people living within olfactory rearh of Barren Island will be glad that the State Board of llealtb lias turned Its attention to tbat decidedly unsavory subject. There is little room for doubt that Barren Island as lt is, and has been, lo ! these many years, ought to be abolished. At ali evruts, whatever reform is applled to it must l>e searohing and drastic. A mitigation of the evll will not lie suficieiit. Tbe wiplng-out of the uuiaance is realiy demanded in the interests of heaitb and happiness. Why do not the basebnll men imitate the pu gilBts and stop tighting? If they must quarrel, however, they may as well do it now and have it over before the umpire at the tlrst game next season says "Play baB." Sundry Democratlc newspapers are iniigting that the coming Democratic Legislature of this State must pass a Census bill. What nonssnse la this! Have these journals forgotten that Gov? ernor Hill was given two opportunities in 1885 t<i| sign a constitutional Census bill?modelled ui?n tlie Consus bill which Samuel J. Tilden aljrned -ind that he met both opportunities with his little veto ? Major McKinley made a gallant flght against overwhelraing odds. Hia defeat is virtually a victory. Such a defeat, at ali events. will have no power to retire him from publio life. He is bound to come to the front again. I'ERSOXAL. Gorernor elect Rusaell, of Musachusotts, will be tlie youngeat chief muglstrate that conimonwoaitb ever had. Hia age 1* thlrty-three. The llberal rontrlbutiona of ex-beoretary Vllss to the Dcinoeratle eampaign funds ln Wlaeonalo are thouglit to glve hlni the best clianco of succeedlng Mr. bpooner ' ln the Senate. General Butler'a Iiappy faculty of dropping off Into I a sound sleep on short notioo U one seeret af his great I vltallty and vlgor. In his atumplng tours abouf itie ' eotintry It ts said that ho wtll aleep ln railway traina 1 and In carriages aa readlly and as eomforUbly as in his ;bed. Ttt? ex Uictator of Peru, Sem.r Don Nleolae de Plerols, lias succeeded lu maklag his eaeape from tlie Prefeoture Palase at Llnia, where ho waa htld a politleal prisoner. llerola bad piayed a great role In the guano luan affalr of Dreyfus at the tlme of the Chllo-Peruvtaii War. ; After his orerthrow from tbe dlrtatorlai ehalr he dtd ' not glve up his politleal aaplratlona, but preaented , himself aa a PreBldentlal eandldate at the last electluu, ' wliieh ended three montlis ago In the sucoesa of tho actuttl Presldont, Colonol Beronudei. During the olec 1 toral rampalgn llemlu was aeeaaed of fomenttng ! trouble, and was ttnprlsoned. He waa put ln rharge of Lleutenant-Oolonal sranclbla, whoae ordera wore to 1 koeii a itnrt watrh over hia prlaonor, eB|>erlall]t oo liullSays, when tlie, raiully of tlie ei Olrtator wa* per inlttaMt to vl.lt litni It appwws that iiolonel Arsuicuila Bhfleated hlmaelf from ths Prefacture Palare on ouO of the reoani boUdaya, loavlng the keys of the prlaon wlth an wnploTB. Seoor Boranegra, through whoae hands I Plerola managed to allp ahnipBy. Blshaa Baodolph B, *'osMr. of the MeUiodiat g?is copal Chureh, la about to maka a tour of the foralgn nilxslnns of the Chureh ln every part of the aork. Mlss IxabeUa Thobuni, a slster of Wshop ThoOarn. of the Methodlat Rptsropal Chureh. will return to Indla next montli to resuiuy ber ml>ulonary work t liera. Blahop Alexender Cloveland (oxe, ot Buffalo, though advaiited In years, Is sfill abl? to do the work of hia ?xfnsive dloceae. Hc preaeheN to-day In the Churrk of the llory Trlnlty. Philadelphia, on the preaent eut louk of tha (raUleaii Chureh. In "Tlie North Amerlcan Rcvlew" O. P. A. Healy tclN tbe loltowlng anertote about Itonry Clay l Oa one ocea&lon Henry Clay ?al<1 to me, " Mr. Healy, you are a eapttal portrait palnter. and you are tha flrat that haa ever done jastlco to my moutb, and it la wsR pleaaed to exprcaa iu g*HtiU*V.- Clay'* moutb was a aary peeaaar one-thbi-Uwped and extcndltig almoxt from ear to ear. ? but," be added, - you are an in dltrerent courtier; thougb you come to ua from the Freiirh Klug's preieuce, you have not onee apokerr ta me of my llve atock. Don't you know tbat I aia prouder of my cowa and sboep tiian of my beaO ipeeclic* >." I confesaed my want of knowledgs on the aub leut. but I wllUngly accompanlcd him around tho grounda and adrulred the auperb rroaturc*. aayiug they would d<> very well in a plclare. I fear tiiat that waa not tho sort of appreelaUon he expected. and that 1 aank very low ln liis efcteem from that raoment Mayor Howland, of Toronto, Canada, Is one of the promlnent delcgate* to tlie Chrlstlan WorkerV Conven tlon now ln aession at Hartford, Conn. Ueutenant General von Kaltenbom-Htaehaa, the n? cenfly appolnted Prassian Mliilxrer of Wur, baa kad a long and honorable caroer as a aoMler. fk leavlng the mllltarv arademy In 1<*M at tlie age ot elgbteen, he waa made Seeond Lleutenant In the 27th Infaalry, and slnce that tlme hia caroer haa beon a ?u?-(..uon of promotlons. He was decoruted for his bravery at the bottlc of Koeulggraete, and won the lron croaa af the flrst rank for his conduct before Thlonvllle in lk Franco Pru?alan War. THE TALK OF IHE DAY. The Rev. Dr. H. A. Monroe, the weU-known ee* clergyrnan of thla rlty. rocently violted aome <d tha slurus of London. " I did wlsk a hundred tlmes,* he ?ays, b tliat I could have taken tliat walk and the ons I took tbe day after through Seven Dials and White chapel In company with some of our Soutliern negro liaters ln order that they might bc ronflrmed In thetr roneelted oplnlon of the superlority of the Angkv riaxon. The ucgro slave ln hb darkest Imur had more deoeiu-y, more regard for rcllgiott. more deslre to rlse lnto aomethlng better than you can ever Insill lnto the miserable dninken oxider-stnita of thla great eity. It may be well enough standlng ln Hyde Park and WSkBRaJ the splendld whirl of fashlon and prldo around you, to talk almut the proud po*ltlon of Cie Hritihh Nation, but what of tlie great majority-tho millions tliat are grovclllng in fllth, poveriy aod drankennes* like BWBBOt" An Amerlran Flnnkey.-" Wetl. Jame*.?' obaerved tlw gentleman, " l he-ir you got a sttuation a* valel recently.'' ... ~? -1 did, sir." replied .fames. "but It waa too bhwned araeh for my self-re?pect. what do yoa thiok the boes usked me todo the very fir-,t uioruiug I Waiited me to help him dress."?lAinerliati ttrOOOf. Among tlie most successful women prearhers ba thW ronntry are tlw Rev. Floreme Kallock. of I hieago; Mrs. C. L. Jarkson, of tlreenpolul. L. 1.; MbRRBRi CumJitoek, of t'nion Sprlngs, >". Y. j Mary L. Morehead, a| Wyanet. III.: Maggie M. Elliott of Arrow.raiUi. III.; Klla Nlsworger. of Elliott, III.; Maa, OnnUton < hant, tlie Rev. Anna Ollver. and Ui? Rev. Phoeoe llaiiaford. Tlicse, and many other; wIkj lould be named, liava made a flBRRRaRh reeonl 88 preathon a..e paitora. Nevertheless, there doen not ?eem to be any general deslre for female clergy in Uie < brlstlan denomlnations. ITactli-ally womeu tbem-selve* are nc<i>.?ii-.ible for thla state of attalra. Tliey are tlie workiug ?rm aj moat churclies, and vlrtually control their policy. If, tlwre fore, women wanusd female pa>-toi>, it woukt not ba long before they would have iluyu. The fa^t Ui?* tlw leading churolios of the coutitry ln wlUch woinea have ao potent a voloe have men as paatora i? pretty good evidence tliat women prefer men for that ottbe. ln a Texaa tM-hool.-Small boy (holdlng up handi WlaWPa H. C. hltcbcd otiter them dates in ureek ltia fB8dXaW 'a trifle eonfu>ed)-Well-er, ftainmle, you aea them old tireeks were <|i.oer kind af creetep,. ?o wh? they didn't lenow a date for sartm tliey put ???-., *? 'bout eerreeta" arter tho aaaRaaanv?tTaaj ajsaaaa. Probably 500 newspain-i^ leeeutly <?lironb-led tho atory that two Kansas men a h?w weeka ago found 85,000 ln gold in an lron pot ln a gully BH8 a certaia town. Now, the papers, of coui>e. aaOBl Bj t'ood faitb in prlntlng tlie story, but as a matter of fa<-t they were fooled by an unprinclpled bur. There Mta no sueh men, no imcli gully, no BBBB kaJB, no lron pot and no 85,000. Storles about the Onding ot burled treasurc, and about llve snakes i? people'a atomach*. as a rule, need not be bclleved. Soven Tliousand for One.-U ls doubtful if the Itbtory of tlie world has reconled another ?uch spe< mrie U ?Lt nreacuted ln 1'cni^ylvai.ia. where a.OUO cuke buni ,VPs who havo 4.000 wirea and chlldreu to kad, wwal ou a "trike BOOaBWa one aingle man walllhlBt lt ls eiUier a grai?* aacrinca or the top-noUU ot toin foolery.-(I>eti-olt Treo Preu-i. ? History canuot be wrltten in a hurry bke a ier raon," says a writer ln "The Churchman.-' Thla fitatement would 1wm> rouaed tbe righteoua ludigna, tlon of the late Canon Llddou, who bclleved that tho preparation of a aermon, like matrimony, sbould nol be entered upou hurrledly, but with a Bolemn aeaao that it la tbe most lmportant thing ln life. THE ATHLET1C GIRL. bhe rldea, and walks, and runa, and rowa, She's qulck and energetlc. How ahe turna up her pretty noae At all tha woea patliedc Which MU ber weakcr aistora' mmda, And keep them all complalnlng; Her greateat Joy ln Ufe she nnds In her athietlc tralnlng. 6be boxes, fencea, rldes and swlma, And keepa her blood ln motion: Whlle other women nurae their whltna, And algh for man'a devotion. Khe's never known to have the blues, To headarhes ahe's a atranger, You may be aure t>at ahe'd refnaa To falnt at alght of danger. A perfect woman, full ol health And llfe, aU men adore her. _ To her they'd gladly brlng their wealtn, And biy tt down before ber. Bnt she. Ptana-llke, la cold. And hate* thoir love-alck slghlng, And so ahe atops Rwar wooing bold. And aenda ber lovera flylng. 6he'a oold; but there will come aome day A man who'e fli to woo her, And then, the more ahe aays him aay, The cloter he'U puraue ner. To love ahe'll ytald-eonaa happy day She'll give beraelf Ui marrlage. Later her atrength win come ln play B^hlnd a baby -Mb*^^, Jeww_ Medieal atreet faklra saem to be apareelated R Boaton. aa wltneaa the foUowlng from "The TranacrlpW of that city: "How plctureaque and baadsome tta balf-breed Indlan doctor kwke-kajekomoeua. aa Honvst would aay, L e., with clean, freah black halr 4owrn| over his shouldera, and vast-rlmmed whlte ****** and whlte woollen coatl A fancy BaBRl JWB, R8? agreaablo to Uie artiaUc eye, famiahed with feedmg ao long on the auperlaUva ugllnesa of crop^aared a.* bob-tailed Saxoiw.'' That oontomptuoua refereaoe ? "bob-taUed Saxooa- wlU ddbgbt all good Irlahmen wha read "Tbe Tranacript." b^SdTuudee?f S?SS Ci^faTwRI tendar Inluuctlon aa ahe atauda m the <ioorway wna l^rn^^ined lovtngly around her huaband a naok *?" N^w' :do take cara of youraelf tantu you get born* again, won't you. Charilo. dear!?-(8omervlue JournaL A dtsUnguUhed Haek Bay genUeman of Boadoa bas been playtng the cornet ln tlie atraeta of Boatoa and collectliig peunlea for lda j>erfonaance, ln Bjgaaf* ance with the terms of am electton be*. Growth of Usidon.-One of the most alngular fatto about tbe growth of London U its regalerUj. M "W bTrouBhly Uken ihat every munth about a thouaaod housei are added to London. ln Anguat of Uda year 700 6T7 house* liad to be aupplled by Uie water eonv ?wAkM with water; ln tiepteniber that uumber had u> er^iSad to 7?W.7WT. In Auftt\t uf last year 7M.404 houaea had to be auvplted, or 18,118 below the naaaber ln tbe aame moutb of tlila year. In deptembsr of fMa v.iar the ooinpanles liad to suyply lO.ftTtt housea raoro than ln 8eptember of 1R8U. Tlila extenialon la not eonilncd to anv one portlon of tbe capltaJ, bnt a nreference ls ?ttll l?olng tdaiwn f,?r the Uortli and north weat auburbs.-tPall MaU Oaeette. Blshop Oonrtney, ot Rova xeotla, wall known to thla clty aa a former aaalstant mlnlater ef St. Thomaa'a Chureh. reeently made a atatement ln a aarmon whlrh ta exolttng a good deal of dlscnsaion. " lt l? not the people'a plaee," he ls reported to have aald. " to waerh If their rector teaeheH orthodox doetrlne or t?> erltlel-* his praachtng as if they were the abepherds and not tbe sheep. They shoukt be willing to learn from their mlnUter. They abouM reeelve him aa Jania Chrltt bimaelf. Whau they meet birn oa the atreet or bolte li|in to their home* they auould feel tbat Chrtat waa meeRng or supplng with them. Would you daro to rtltiolse Jesus Chrtat 1" Dr. Courtaey'a friends in thlfl efty do not balleve tliat be ls corractty reported. Her Money Talked.?" That young Mlss NeadR to Whom you were paylng ao much attantton Ust eveulng. Laon," aald his mother, " talks very ujigraaimaUcaib;-" "Thunderl" eaobaliaed the young man. "8he doesnt need to know aurthlng about graauaar, atoiksV 1 iha owaa a tao weU,MChieaie Trlhaaa>