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PA?MEH- THEATRE Silh-WedU. ri;... rotvfl _a_?-8T. thkahub-8:1a?ktaa ?nd weaaaa. MANJkAJU) THEATRE?i -Oaly a Paraaer'a Oangktcr. tTAB THiAir._-6-Mr. Pettci of Texaa. iony rtmtOBM i-USATR- l Vaagadiia CMON SC1UA1U. TB->TBB g 1? Tha couuty Falr. 14Tll-.sT.TlH.ATKI. B V v. - AMoii. 3nbet to ^oDfrii-fmciUQ. I'ac-. Col. ^ise. Co). An.'i-'ni nt* .11 ?a f*w?ure? * Meetlngell o Aanouncem^nU ... 1-' - Wai N",,!">-_. _ ? AiKtlou Baka R>'?1 ? _?>?i nnd loiiiid .... 8 - Kauite . 8 S WarriiL''* aud d'-atft* ' B-a Baaker* * Brakera..l1 .r- Mlaceilaiieoua ? --'? Boara and Room. ... 0 * Mlaceliaittaue .? ?? ? ^ liuaiac** Chanee*.... 9 3 >lualcal tortrument*. 8 - puaine** Soticea.... 9 1 Xew Pubfleatlon*.... s 1 Iiau.'ini; Aradi'iidca.. * J (."'"J" 8teamera. s ". nuid-nd K-Ucea.11 ?'? ''-'?..-al* . ? ' Die*?_ia-ing . i? * Beal ?_?__.9 , 3. Wanted . 8 0-8 Jtooma and H-t* ? ??- 9 --t Vlnandal .U 3-4 lUHroada. ? 6_ Plaanelal Meetiaga. 11 ?> apeelal no.Ic.-r. 7 a Kor Salc.?.'. 9 3 biiili.!.' K solts. ? - ll"lp W?nted. ? I SV-mhoat,* . H - Home* ?nd carrltgea 9 1 Taaeker* . 8 - InatrueUou . 8 -Work Waated .... I <-i? JDnsu-icso ^ot.ces. OFF1CE FURMTORE In Great Vattety, Baandaetarad by T. O. KKLLKW in iaiitcn-M.. New-Yeae, ? OaaBa. Library 'Xabla*. 4c. TR1BCNE TERMS TO MA1L SUBSCUIBERS. Pa ny. 7 day a a wae_.frlo oo 85 oo *^ 40 ai oo Pallv. wlthout Bunday... ^ 00 4 00 -?l0 90 ivaaay Trlbune . - ?? i ('? 80 "~" Wi-i-klr Tilbuno. 1 Otl - - ?? 8fml-Wop.lv Triboii".. -00 - - -? p, -t-B" urciiald by Trlbuno, exropt on Pally and Snnday B6PM t'i n.uli *ubscrlb*ra ln New-yorn tlty and on liaiiv, -ea_-we?-ly and Weekly u. foroicn couatrle*, in \ihl'*h canf* cxtra poatare w.l! b? pata kv aatMrioarB. R?mlt by l'o?t*l Ordtr, Kxproas Order, Check, Draft o* '?CaVh"or Peatd XToae, !f sint ln an unrcclstorcd lottcr, Will he ?t o?ner'* rl*k. Maln offlco of Tho Trlbuno. 1^4 Na**?>.-it.. Vcw.ToH_ Addrcss all correapon.euce tlmply " Tbe Trlbuno," Now- , York. BRAven orncF_5 or mn TU_lia_. AdvcrtiscrnonU for publlcatl<_ In Th<! Trlbune. and erder* for legtilar dclivery of thc dally paMr, will be re Bafvad *' tba faUowlag branch officer ln JJow.Tork : Main branch ofllce, 1.38 Bro?dway. corner 81at-at. 253 Ithavo., corner 14Ui-at. I 270 Weat _3d-?t.. cornr-r 8th-ave, 106 Wnst 42d-?t., near Oth-ayc. M Avon..' A, nc-r F.a*t Uh-st. 7CiO 3d-ave., entrance 47th?t. 1 02fl Sd-avc. bitween OOfh nnd Olat st*. 180 F.Mt 12?th-*t.. near 3d.?V6. 1.09. flth-ave., near ?8th-Kt. 1.708 lRt-sve., near 89th-at. C9 UVrtv-nt. FOUNDED BY HORACE GREELEY MONDAY. MARCH 0. 1891. TWELVE PAGES. THE XEWS THIS MOBNIXQ. Foreign.?Roveral PamelUte Meni>)cr9 of Par liament sailed from Qaeenatown te Ajneriea t,* raise funds. =r? Six liun.lretl natives wi-rc killcl by a Frouch expedition on tbe Nigjer. 1 hc Argentine (Jovernuient Las .leciilcl to Baae ii leaa ol 100,000,000 piatitros. =rr=-^ No diattirbance fol lo\ved the execution of the French fp_ab_Bf law. IBaikfelfci ThiTital bil_ befon- tbe Stato Lafia< lature affootwig NVw-Vork city urc deee|tbed. ____ Delawtire. l.ai kawuuna aad Wcstciu truin luon -were _aeB?_ed for sik'nint; la-iilious of wiioon-kcepiTs for Beenaea. _s__ 'iwo Uraa ajeie lost in a t..ruodo iu MBdaatapt, -??--_ lt u. thou^bt that th^ Trenton Battk Moauaaeat will im leadf for dedkataoa la Deoemiier next. ?1__ There is much 6uffcriTiK amoiig negroea in Oklahoaia Terrl tory. = ? W. A. Haskctl, of li.i*ton, is dead. _____ The hill cro?tin? the new UniUd States Circuit Conrt- is pnblishcd m iiill. City and Subtirban.?A labbot in N.vaok sliot^a ?re___ nnd her daagbter. ____ <i. A. R. Poat ci.nitiniiidcrs and qnaraeraaaateia mr-1 aud pn> titited avainst receiit act.s of tbe Meaaorial Com mittcc.-Dr. Fox, MeCarthyitc Mentba d Pariiaim-iii, exiilainel somc of the w.rl. in pro_rc* aaainst Parneil. Tho Weather.?F_Beead f.r to-dny: Warnaei and partly cle i.ly wlth Ugbl r.uii. Tcitiperatuie l-Bitrilaj Illfbeat, 4o defreee; aaweat, 34; averagc, II i>. ___-^__?__???_________, An a-litle on thv- thiivl page on the Coimoi ti. nt lnudJIcover the well-knf.wn Initi-U I H. li., will Ht:i_ct aiiention both in and out ol tho NutllMR btate. Mr. Braaaiej is thorou?hly faniiliai- with men iind allans in that eoniinonwcuith. and his descnption oj the sitnation i^ rich and racv. Governor Hill niav iicrhaps objoct to BOaM ief ctenoes to hi? owmBCt, bnl evorvbody clse will acknnwledjre Iba* thopeanut pobtidaa'a procced ings are just'y cbaraereiizod. Au inteiestinK (onveisatiuii with Mr. Wattei ann is Riven in anothor colninn this morniag. The genial Coionel tallced lieel.v with mir corre spundent on a variety of topies. pioinitK'iif -HOOBg which wei-e his re__-_M_D0ee of Ihe aate nn pifalB-Iltlffll. his view_ol juiiinalisin iiiid joiiintil ists, and particuliuly his own oontMCtioa ^i'li " The Courier-Jnurnul.'" Natuially, tno, Mr. lYkllOTBO- had somethii.t,' tt> say about ;i recaol letter whidi failed to re;.ch it* destination l.nt pot there all the same. A judiciary reform of BO *lifflit meiit h:w been , accninplished by C-BgVaal in the i_.**a;;t' of the biii for thc relief ol the Uatted States Supreine Coinl, whieh for yeais has been weigbted down | with an intolerable btnden of _____-?. This new aet is publish'-d in full elsewhere in THB TlU-t'NE to-da}' toi the iiifoiinatioii of those who are intereatod in this aoolkat niea.Mtie. 11 pixivides, in hrief, for an intennediate appellato tribunal to wbich eci-tain cases _r*J to be leierred, and for the reductioii of the nuinber of cases which may propc.'y come before our highest court. Which will be the State llower?the ffolden-rod or tho rose ? This is a pleasant pririfefjl whieh tho scliool ehildren of the Stato will be ealled BBjaoa to exereise befoi-o Jtily i. Bo far tbe ad vant?a_e is with ihe fjoMa-'lod, for in the larpe vote of ? third of a inillion last ye,u the lg_kaan> ind received Bl,S0fl voies, while 7t>,f!(it! wcie cast for the many varietios of the roae. This plurality would fairly entitle the imrdest goldea rod to tho distinction of aa__g the fsTOTrta Bow_l of the sthool ehildren, esjiedally when it is (011 aidored thst the vote for tho ro-?e wiw dis tributed amang the numerous varieties of that flower. But whether lt be golden-rod or rose, the school cbildren cannot go far iisuay in 0f?OOa ing either as their State tower, Tiio initnro aliiiuni, with whom college life is ? bappj ui'Miioi v. as well m the undergraduatea, to win,in it is a >t0iii reality, will flnd much to intorcst them in the page devotH to eollegea bj TtfB Tbibi nk to-day. 11 mav I." Been there h,,w the prindpte of free minpetitioD haa affectt d the cboice of men for th" tfmc-bonored Junioe ex hibition at Yale. how the oppoaition t<> the tug ,,1-w ir in kthietiea h:i< taken ahape a: Hai vaid. land bow reallj notable hai become th.- rtudy ol ?rehscologj at Princetoa. Tho Indlviduality uf eaeh inatitution of learning, whether ktrge w rmall, is ahown in these diapatxhes, as rrell as the variety of ohjects and punuita that go to make up college lii''. WBAT ELLia DOt s XOT KSOTY. Ii there were Bot sonr raeh lunatics aa Kllk the RepubUcan partj would have won fewer victoiiea, ind would have feaacr chancea of vic toiv in the future. i;e|)iis'iiia;i\<' W. T. Ellia, ui the Ild Disirict, Kentucky, Btrikei the itan with his aublime head when he declarea that Mr. Clevetend, after 1ns letter on free-coiiMge, could n.,: carry int.ie than two oountiea oul of ll!' ta Kentucky, and thal the Democratie partj on a free-coinage platform would "carry New-York Uke u rlaah." Thia ia aboul the talleal apecimeii of politicoJ foolishness yel exhiblted to aa ad miring publlc, bui it dilfeis only in degree and not in kind from the chronic follj whieh hfU *o often made Republican victoiiea eaay. Sir. Kllis doea noi leeni to know tbe DeBaOcrati of Kentucky reiy inUmately. li there is any kind of political doctrine, or any candidate, tbat they would not vote for if lahelled DemOl latic aiui offered to them bv their accustomed leaders, the coiintr.v hai not siispected the la,:. Noither has Mr. Carruth, alao a Democratie Repreaenta tive iToin Kentucky, bui froni th.* Konisviiio dis ti-ict. where he doubtleai iees tho i.apeis aml beara from the outaide worid now and then. He Btroagly opixi-o Mr. Clevehand.i^ecauae of his anti-siher letter, bui further reinarka thal "any lioinineo of the Dcmoc.atic party can earry the Solid South.:' The . ircumstance whi.h Mr. Kl? lis forgeta is that th.- dear people in thal lection tre solid tor everything tabelled Democratie, and never take the troublfl to Hnd out whal the lahel eovers. Put'up any aorl of a candidate, on any soii of a pratform, and if the familiar and re sounding inquiry, ** \\ ill you he ruted by ni*: getuTV doea not carry ihe day, the methoda whi.h the hlee'ion MU mighl have reatricted will neverthHess make the South solid. Hut Mr. Ellia drawa heavily on a most fertile and exuberarrl imaginabion again, when he de* ctaiee that Xew-York ran l>c carriod tor free coln ujie "liko a flaah." IM* peraonal arquaintance with thinga it; this State nuial lo1 afloniahingly great I'rohablv he qualitiea hinuelf tor prophery ;<* -.e book reriewera qnaiify themselvea tor reviewing. by taking care never t> look inside the oovera leai they ahould be prejudiced. What Mr. Kllis doei not know aboul New-York leavei him entirely free to express hia prf*eoocelved opinions. If he knew juat a llttle more, tbat is. arajBhiag, he would probably he lesa vodferoua in speeeh and leaa cock-aure in coBviction. It is a delightful thing for Repubiieana thal w many ..f their old adveraaries are pereoni of the Klli- variity, whoai-e ebsoluteljl free from an eii fingfing knowledge oi facta, aml in no dangerol eufdaviiik' Mil'iiiis.sioii to them. Now and then there oomes a Democral of a differenf aort, ahrewd, calculating, an.xious t.. Hnd oul whal the factj are and what tho people really do de? sire. who never miatake ?? refwluttoa of aome labor union for u dedaion of all the workingmen ?in a State. and would he called a Idugwunrp if he did not eonsider it dUcrouiiahlo. Wh.-n siicii :i man geta near the front, Republkana know thal some work must he done in order t?? inceeod. Uut the cuatomary and favorite Democratie foaoer m by Inheritanee and by training, by natureand by grace, a confirmed rainbow chaaer. Th(> adoption of the free-coinage policy by the Democratf. *vith..nt qualiiication or reeerve, mighl aoemal fjtsf bluih toexpoae the Republi e,ui party to one great peril, the reiurn of the Mugwumpa. Uut a: *he bottom th.' Mugwump is hBfthiag bui a l'i",. Tia.hr. and the Republicao party is in no dfcnger oi his fatal Bupport so lon1.' as it atanda for Protection. 'rhe Deaoerata oan fight for had money. <>r unlimited coinage, or outrigbt repudiation, and slill eounl upon the detninentil ropport of the famtical Free Trader._ THE TATLOB " MT" BILL. The tn ni power of this State evidently ia determined to make liay while the sim ahinea? that is. to ash for evcrythiBg whlch it wanta dependenl upon legialotion while the popidar branch <>f the Lfegiilature is controlled by Demo cfBM aforkiag in hanrfony >with arhiskey'a Goyenior. lluee tneaaurea diitinctively In Ihe interest ..f the aaloona are now pending. Thi se are the .-tadh-r bill, whieh opeiu the door |for all-ni^'ht aale <<f liquor; the SchaafI bill, whieh breaka down tho exciae laws, allowa the salo of liquor to minors, turna Bunday ovei to ium and practically repeala the t'r.il Dam? ao*> act: the Taylor bill, whieh preveuta the deteetaon of tawbreakera who aell liquor during tho hours when the bara are rcquired to ho kept oloeed. Thk Tbibuxe lias already tiem^d ar length thfl Bial two of these hills. The oth' i, the Tiy? lor bill, i*< in it> way as licioua as eitherqi them. It is deeigned to ihield liquor deaiers ^\ho rio late the reasonahle proviaiOBa prohibiting tli" sale of li.|iior during certain houra. li meana notbing elae. i' can soi\,t n<> other purpoae. In a word. it is a thoroughly ditrepotable meaa lire, a hrazen attampl t^? dvfeat tho will of tho peyjile asexpresaed in legal euactment. Its Brai sectioB providca thal tho teatimony of ? "ipy," I miless BubstaTotiated by other evidence, shull 'not he stilliiion: to lecure a ConvietlOB, Aii ! aoalogoua bill ara? vigoroualj puabe 1 by tho nun i lobby laal jretr, but the Republioaai made a ; resolute stand a^ainst it, and it failetl. It is ' aimed piimanly at police captaina v.ho nny be sent o.n< in (itizoii--' clothei to procure evidence i ai*?unsi siiouns who keep <>i?? ? 11 on Sundayi. It is also aimed al public-apiritcd organiaationi liko tia' City Reform Club, whirh labora to ie jcure the enforcemenl of any .,l the proviaiona of tbt* excise laws whi.h nny be violated. It is believed thal the good order whlch pre ! vuiled at the last eleetion was due, in part, to tho proseeiitioiis during the j.ievicus year <<f liquor deaiers who had kepl their p!a>"es opea on the precedlng eleetion day. Ket this Tay? lor bill pass and it will ho pni.tirally impos sihle to procure evidence on whieh future proae eutions of the sort eotild be hased. The men hack of this Taylor bill lind it impoaaible to tol erate tvhat they call a " spv.'' but they evidently tako kindiy to malefactori who deliberately conspire ajruin-t the pnblic weal by tNUBpling underfoot auch lawa aa they do noi Bnd it ci.iivenient to respett. Who aaka for tho pas sii^o of auch legialation aa thi-. Taylor bill'.' The eleatenl iu tlie State whieh conaervea tli'' coiiiinoii prospcrity, wbose inBuenoe is on the side of good morala? Ky ii" raeana. Such a inoiisuie is not the OUtcome ,,l good, bui nl bad. citizensliip. It-. paiaage would be a blow at the BJaaaBtal welfare. It is ;in act for the. pn, tecUon of lawbreakors and that is all there ll to it. It is worthy of noto that tho iufauious Schaaff bill contain* a aecuoa wiiuii oorresponda io tho Tavlor bill. It proTidea thal "il shall doI be lawful for any Comtnisafoner of E-ciae, itupec mi. ahenif, depoty a_eriff, f?aut*ble, policeman ,,i- g_j .fflcer of the law nuthorixed to make tt reeta, or anv agcnt ol any aodetj, to enter any premiaea Ucenaed lo aeJl anj atrong oi apirituoua liquore, winea, al.' beer, if any time when auch teUing is not euthorized by law ;UUI .,|i,it hi- Indoce anj peraon or peraona to expoae for aale or -l,. <me nway, or .1.-. ae ,,j any atrong or apirituona liqaora, winea, al" orbeer, Anv peraon aodoing, npon convictkm, iball be decmed guilty <.f a iniadeiii am.r." 'Ihe [nlroducti m <-i tbeae two billa oi pre ('i,.,v the -mi" tcnor abowa bow anxitma the K.IOOM an to rcmore the reaeonable reatrainta which now real Dpon them, hoa anxioua they are i? bc free to break the Sunday laa - with ?odc 1'. mok I or mako them afraid. If the Bepublicana of 'iie Loidalatare do their duij they will n il be ncwmmodated. WAJB OP WA8TIX0 < ITS UOXBY. New-York aitbin a fcw yeara baa expended enormoua anma him" I"1'' I'"1''' ?t?jet,< (l"rl s ani water roppjy. The new puks have eoal Butny miliiona of dollarsi the new Aquedud and n.'w r.-cvoiis many miliiona m.? A greal dani i* to be buili ni the Croton Valleyj ";;i in re rerervoira un*; be dug out. Million after milltoa ia yet to >< poured foHh upon tne water aupply- Onr pavoroent*. aeavcr* and rjoclu coat rael amoonta annually. A gyatem of aubwaya, t<> oomplete which tena ol miliiona will be requirod, ia now under diacuaa. r'oi tho people a magniitcenl group of pleaiure groundi baa been oponed above ithe llarlem Uivcr. New parka in the orowded tenemenl quartera are projjpecd. ft i* Hkely thal a Une botanical gard !n_*will be laid oul In one <>f the parka north of tlu- llarlem. I'rodigioua beapa ,,f ricbea bave been laviahed upon achemea i> make the city ttner, m ?re comfortablo and bcau? tifii!. ami aplendid ticaaun i are to le acatteied in the coming years with thal pnrpoae in riew. AU well enougb it thi peupie are :?> gel ;i dol laTs worth of benclil for ovcry dollar ot their iihuii'.'. tii.it i> apent. ljul when the dty has ao many Titanio en terpri* * on han l. i> it wise t'i v a e eouic hun dreda ni' thouaand* ?.) dollara upon a new beer garden in Fifth-ave? The Aaa mbly ha* aenl w a third reading ;i bill to ereel an -an garden'1 uiv,n the __rty???ond-Bt. rcservoir. Tbe Sen ato ougbt io Btranglc thia meaaure. If i> a ju dicioiu and admirablc policy to give New-York ,.,* plentj "i' pleaHure-grounda, where auch re aorta .ii ? auital i" and are reallj n tcded. llu Cen tial I'ark is only m veuteen aborl bloeks above ,;,,. re.servoir, .i--I Ucntril l.*aik ia ti:" bc*l "t all air imrdena. lij til moa .* give im aud aii- and greent rj in ;h" i br*c and . mwded j teiiem -nl diatrict*. Uul thc i.pl ? "i r'ttth ave. and Murroy Hill do nol ip ed oi V ?? garden" at Foi j ?* ? nd .. and .1 o iii:i.*m* from thc crowded ipiartcta "i :li" i*>wn, when they are oui !"i n cn atiou, can n go pleaauring tn Ci ntral Park. Xet i waa ? Bcheme to waate public monej pui i<?;i' kvith bo littlo reanon oi ex< u?e a* thia di nte for ? becr garden on Murray Hill. There ha* been n i general public deman 1 for lt, and thore are couutK a* aaya of i .pending tl"- Hinda bi ing t.i the awpayeM to more u**>ful, btting and acc ptuble cn U. Th< SUte ienatc will l?c re creanl to ita trusl il 11 !? trmita tlu* wa*t< ful and prcposterouk bill 11 gu to the Uovi rn?r. A MOUAWK VALLEY BEPOBilEB. Tin: L'nited statea h:i> been vraiting Imi^' and , nol tou patientij foi the ? Ivenl ol a - cleaner equal to the requirementa ol ln* luno Uoa The Nation all through ita hiatory baa bad the benclil of tbe labora ol manj reformera of many kinde, bul the valiant, public *piiit< I wbo may be aaid to bave a geniua foi atn 11 clcaning ha* ycl to rome to bei aid. 'llu* metrtpolia ol oura enjoya the Iad eminonce ?>i boiug ui" dirtieal iit. on tbe i ??' being aa dirty, in uct, thai n.ie ol bt i citiea may prcaume to be a good necond in thai regard. Still, the other.* are dirty enougb lo worry anybodj wbo belicrca lhal cleanline*a is nezi ;o godlineaa and one uf the pren quiaitca of pbyaicaJ health. From nearl. overj plaee from tbe Atlautiu to tbe Facilic?thui gceptiona aimplj i-rving t-i direel attcntion t>. tbe rule?goea up the proteal of thc population againat the wretebed condition in whieh the atn i* are hept. Om fellow-citi-cn* Kaal and Wcal ^ait and hope Bgaitiai expcrienee for clean uticcta, but ?' die withoui theaight." A brand new aya? tem, u is to be added, waa lately expeiimi with "ii *uiii" ..l ibe Bticeta nl Ihi* town \ but, al tbough ii wa_ acen to Iie a greal improvemenl ujion tlu' exiating ?iateiu, ii aeaicelj m i ihe beat expectationa?ii did aoi indicatc thal the coming atreet-awe p i bad arrivi d. Tberefore, a picec ol ncwa whieb comca from the Mobawk VaJlcy muat prove of general in tereat. li looka a* tbough Aiasl irdam, ibopride ..i Montgomery County, waa to oarn the grat itude oi tbe real of our common eountry b* fur niahing ihe man, in the peraon oi one ?>! her i iii*. who i* equal to the cmergenej ol atreet clcaning. The ncwa itom in queation atatca thal un Amaterdam millionaire i* eagerly aeeking for a local jiubli,; ofl-CO?tbe oftice ol MH'i't t'l'iniiu* aioner, aalarj |>60_ a year. The il di further stai's lhai the reaaon why this Amaterdam milt ionaire deairea the Streei Uemmi*_iouer?hip ia his roiiviction that with thc money which Am steidain aniit:ally appropriatca for atreet-clcaii |ng be i in *.inre?\\h.it haa nol been aeeured thus far?clean atreeta. The item add.* thal the Am-tcrdam milHonairo aaya thal be ii??s not wi-.ii to L." (iovernor of tlu* great Common wealth, ncither doea be \M*h io be Mayor of his nutive city. bul tbal he is ambitioua to r..m paaa tbe Amaterdani Streei Commisaionenhip. All tlii-*. is promiaing. AmsteYdam, h will be admitted, i* the natural plaee from which the atreet-cleaner who ia boin, not made, ahould hail. Tbe plaee uit* named attor the Amater daiu on the other aide of tha aater, the eapital of a eountry which la nothing if pol an exponent of tbe goapel of cleaniinca*, Tboae wbo named it were doubUeaa typical sms of Uoliand, and this patriotic milliuiiaiie v.ho ia lealoua foi a career a* a _trcct--Jeauer i* to be i tgarded aa a worthy ton of auch airea, li be takea to atr-et-cleaning as naturally a* a duck to water, as Depew to _fter-dinner apeaking, aa l-diaon to invention, a* Patti to ainging, it i* nol to b wondeii"! al. Blood will tell. Uroat siiiill be liis reward if he latvei tho cle-ninfj probtem, and, daKlining to take onl a patent, piaoea tha aolotion ai tho aervice, nol only ot Amaterdam l>nt "i Now-Yotk and ;ill|tli<. other ritit's uf tlie Bcpublic. Tliero is nothing tha: will he t(Ki good for him. Ptx-ts anil orator.-, will rie with one anotber in pi liaing blm. When ho romoa down here the froedom of tbe entjre iahtnd _u_l ba hi*. offered in ? gold snuii-iiox and emphaaized by the beai dinnei tbal balcyon and vociferoiia appreciation ever tendered to hij;ii acfaievemeat. Ha ahall run for wha offlce he chixxaca and diatince all competitora? in eaae any man i* foolhaidy rnuugh to run againal him. Uabiea and Bteamboata >h-..i I i uain.'d after him. Legialaturea ^liall voto him thanka; hi* form and featurea perpetuated in bronxe and marble shall decorate our parka and iqnares, A apecial law ahall be paaaed in w> *jHinso to an oTttwbolming public aentimenl e_ empting him fi-om jmy duty and taxpaying, and giving him a pass over all railruads and other pablie coiivoyanocs and to ali places of 8*080 ?,,..,, groceriea and dry-goods emporiume. In i rrord if he iticceeda be ahasll be made to feel thal there is nothing so lucceaiful u th ? nicci aa ?r a itreet-deaner. All ejef turn toi ard Amsterdam. . PVXIBBABLB DIXXBB8. Xhfai .. an nge of reform by maehinery. The j notioii now preraient in the mindaol multitudca is thal hiiimui Binfuineaa and all its coatiy con , aequencea c.m be eliminated from human life ! if we oi'l.v otoiie *>m ?Bilacfc?tlj ingenloui mechaniem, of luifnge, o! lawmaking, law. The crimc uf bribery, and the crime d being bribed, certain lincere patriot* think they can extirpate bj meaaa of a wooden box with n eheli in it. called the Auatralian 13 iteni. Bui the evidence ti.at a secrel ballol putl an end to the onTeriBg or the taking of brihee for votei baa yel to be lubmitted. Other lincere patrioti hupe to rid the country of orgaBized theft called Bpuculation, aol bj driving the p^Maeaaor of un earued wealth from dceenl raciety, but by pro hibiting aalea of optJona or futurea, Othera atill lancy thal a law. ii om.v itringeBl enough, can nupprcaa human appetites, an l make all men i,,.'.,'.|j nbatain from tatoxioating drinka. Veara uf trial have 110! ye:. produced 8 State ta whieh the praetical reaull attained haa even approx iiii.t'.l to suppreaaion of drunkenneaa. When tiiista became odioua, there were milllona who at onca demanoad ;i rigurous anti-trust law, aa it that would rompel men to eeaie rrom ex tortion. But the law whieh will take the human nature out of human bcingi, it muet be sadly confeased, baa yel to 1 e tiamed. Reiorm by machiii'iv doea not yet provide ? tubatitute for a change of heart, One ol the itrangeal lllustrstiona of tliis mod ern proclivitj to trual legialation tor tho cure of all e\ils may be found in ? bill 1 ading, aol 1,1 ;uiy State of the Wild Weat, but in Maaaa* chuaetta. Apparently with grave and aerioua purpoae, a membcr h.is offered a bill making it a punishabk) offenoe to uffer or to eal a dinner, ii the peraon eating be a member of the Ia gia lature, and if the dinnei be offered or paid for by any peraon or corporation having peeuniary iatcreata Uable to be affected by legialation. I,, . ., use tor this . iiiii,ns propuaal il ia ?:>'|l tbal Bome legialatow bave bocn won ovor to ravor moneyed oorporationa, and tbal tbe agencj ,.UI|,! ,v ,.,1 waa ? Bories of ex. ellcnl dinners. Bui if Mu -a.Im- tts lirtuc is noi sturd,* and ru ?.' ! ., 1 , \ ;.? 1 011. *tly, when th.' distanl ru ni orJ ,,i ,Loi," vianda aml dclicioua wim ? ? ??? numbs the ci ascienoo, the living - oa ol Massa rhuaetta are iniieed deacondanls, bj a verj I"::-' rray, fi -m the Puritan rathers. II would I.!"? <"r Ihe mosi Rfoto tacliM ol thia age of mechanism ii a bodj ol (?rown-up ue n, seletted and sworn to pcrform ', larrod dutj tor the CommonwoaJth, should think it ii' ? - ? > ' ? tome i'i themaelvca an l bj in iking il a mwdi mcanor to ? ? ? '?;>?? coiporatiou. :? 1 ii uoi .,.. ur to Ihe praetical m ?n ol 11 i;i\ State thal il would be aimpler t.. eled n differenl aori ol peraona i" make lawa? Whal ,,?;!,; 1,. nid "f tho votcra if the men delib ,.,.,'..:\ , hosen by them aa their ivorthiest and moal ii' should -?l, mnly pn ceed lo gag ibom tolvea by law I, st they mighl iwalloa a bribe? Xhe world ii n?H often b< Ip d tonvard or upward by anj kind ol moral machiiu ry. K the pc 'j,! ? wanl I gUlal >rs wh 1 can be bribed p 1 I,!.'. .:;.,iiist diliillg them will I"1 ul UlUi b ,,.... if t ti- j v.u.t t., drink to exceas, or to . or to pl under Ihe publlc, ,-r lo carry - ms '._? rorruption, and public opinion tol eratea and upbolda tboae who do theao thinga do law will cure the evil. The only cure thal in j, iMible ia to re-creato ? pubhc opinion whieh Brill n. t wink at offencea, will chase oul <>f re -P ???t.i''" ? . ietj every man who conunita them, .. !il ircai the public plundcrcr aa a peraon not 1 , i.,. tnutcd in buainesa, will make voto-buying ,,.,| eleetion awimUing c-t a partj th" support ,,1 everj boncsi ciu/.-n. and will pleci as law makers men wh" cannot be aeduccd by a good dniiior._^^^^ BOXET AXD BV8ISESS. Ar-,"iino follj v. . ihe diatanl cause ol the fjll iu stocka l.st v..','k. Bui ni anotlier seuae .... , I,,' araa nearei ln apace aud diatanl only '" Ume, for stoclu fell bwa -? American folly. when mIvit ooinaite waa reckoned oertaln, bad pui them up Isryond reaaou, au l Amerlean Btubbornneaa had bekl them up after free ooinoae bad eraard to lie 1 ,. mImIuv. Wlth a dwreaae "f Dl.000,. i,usl,.!s in wheat, 828,000,000 buabeli ln oata, ,i',.| 623,000,000 busbela iu yleld of corn, nnd with ii"ti production rapidly falllne off, tliere ? ia ? . rrason for t!?' advance in prlcea ol atocka v, ;,,?', n . ? maile ln Janu iry. Nor waa ti?- pruapei I ?t allvcr .oiiii^". ii realized, .1 aound reaaon t"r ; prioea. Bui tbe men who bad thin -, lu M'll uaed lhal pretexl for a riae, us thej would bave uaed any other, and ?! ti.e publlc bad been Itrredy tor st,?'ks ut lop priceu there would bave i?.,.;, fewer apeculatora with bia londa laal week, aud the London dlaturlwace woukl have caused !.'Bs fv-lLn-' hriv. Onee more Liondon was con frontrd with *a Boaslhility ul enforced and apeedj Bpttlrmcnt un enormuua losara lu* Arjrentinra, and while the needa .,1 aonic ^reat Iioh-m's are aald lu bave been tnet, the btter diapatehea from Buenoa .\ 1,-, ,lo noi ludicate that tbe attuatlon there is nt .,11 bopel .1- lt is ;.' leaat po**ihl" tbal Britiah Lnveatora and bankera may aooo be puahed int" more ireneral UquldaUon of Araeriean operationa ti. ni haa \ <?' been aeeu. 'j'l.c averafre prloe ,,1 atoeka dropped ?' '.,n foi tin- areek, nnd ended lower than in aas other areek ?tacc Jaauary :;- The full of $3 v*-.'- per ahare aince February '? anawerl t., tbe r.>,- ol |*f00 wbleh eiidfii that day, aml wbik th.' reporta .,1 earnin ? ibaw Um' rulioiois are taklaa la more money than a year ago, their expettars bave ahto in ereaaed. Eaat-bound aUptaeata from <'lii,;,no iu February were 303,300 tona, agalnat 354,k33 bait ,\,...r, a. los"' of li per ifut, bui 11 n- eaonaoua movement of cattle nnd ho^s, uu aeeaunt of learcity of eurn; atUI awella reeeipta, At Chieaao tbe reeeipta <>t boga iu January and February irere tbe largeat 01. reeord, bui iiii> iain for rail r,,iuis will sooii eeaae, while Ibe iiiuvcincnt .,f grain la aad mual be eomparatively Dabt. January and Pehruarj reeeipta of all Rialn nt priraary marketa eompare wltl. Laal years 111 hutjrr.'Ls tbua: li,'. rease 1801. l-oo. i',i rent. Febmary . i:o,-j-i,'jio ?."....-.--.-j-.i 3l.n Jaminry . _i,i iu.I'.o :n.,77.i.:i?.<i :;*..! in view "f the extraordinary prieea of corn aml oata, tlus Biender movemenl is Btroag proof thal tha Boppiy la redueed t.? tl..- mlnimum limit, M> tliat, harger Bhlpaaeata eaaaot be reekoned upon for tin- earoiag months. Uut the eaae is very differeal with wheat, of whieh tbe interior re eeipta fur the maae aBOtitba arere iu baaheui: Increase l-'.n. 1800, Per cenU Januurv ...". 5.084.750 4,iro.'llt 30.3 januiry . ... 7.o4i:,(M.s iI.-jTa.'.tiT -J0.O Iu view of these farts and tlie u>ereaac in e\ j?,its troui Ati.mtii' porta, in February 4,880,531 i.usheU agaimff 8,410^135 laal year, ftaur laeluded, jr,.si weekn idTaaee ol 1 1-' eenta ia epol wheat and 4 eenta foi alareh does not ippear ?artieularly reneible. Bui apeeulatara ln oontrol oan put the price atill btgber ll they pleaae, aaurtieularly if tbere are ahort Bellera t.< !?? Bqeeered. The mar kri l..r porh prudueta doea not ebange much, but eoffee aiao exhibita another apeoulatlve advance. (ln the other haml, the cottoii maikel haa laiilv respoinled t,, t!u- greatiy imieaMil reeeipta, iii february 835,373 balea agalnat 410,044 laal year, aad baa deeliaed i-*>. tlia- price i"i middllng up landa, now s 7-8 eenta, having laten only 1-18 lower af oae Ume, leteuary 28, ihsu, during th.* past thirty-M'veii years. The exports ure also brre. in February 5"8.4J5 b.iles aixainst 181,853 laal year, bal maaimnm cmp cstimates are now opnerally BCOept-d. The rolnme of hualnom. aieaaared by ciearing bonae exehaagea outaide New-Yoik, shows aoaae ilecreaae tor the firsi week of Mareb, and an ln creaae over laal year ol only l i?or cent for the iiiontii of February. Furtber, it is a mistake t.i reckon thal the Inoreaae la general, for wbile I bi cago gained 16 per cent for ivi.ru..ry awi tae. year, nml Cineinnati 9, and Minneopolla ti, and __n rr.in.'is.'n 13 i>.'r cent, a largc abare of thia changa is dne only to tbe blgh prieea ol farm i rod icta, wbile gaina of 0 per '?'?nt al New-Orleana, ;i.-; al Galveaton and 35 al Sorfolk are obvioualy dac io thc enormoua yield and movement nf cot Uin. Bat auch Soutliern eltiea as Chattanooga LO per ii'iit. I_?t__viHe loaing i?. aad Bir mingham knung '-?: per eent, aboara that the buaU Deaa of the Bouth Iteell Ivis nol beea nniformly expanded, in eplte of unprece lented oropa. I#oaaea ,1 1.1 pu i.vnt at St. Louiti, 4 pei cenl al Kaus'.i. tity aad si. l'aul, :. per cenl at Omaba, and 8 per eeni _t Denver, abow shrink.u:e beyond the Mie ?isBippi, while loaaea al Pittaburg of 11 per cent, Philadelphla .ii i" per ceat, aad Boetoa of * pe? c?nt indicate reatricted movemeal m manufact uring reglona. When ii is known that the Bamc quantitiea of all commodlttea which coat 5100 i laal \o..r aold in the Bame marketa for 911360 thia v.'.i, the advanee in prlce havtng t riaen !?> 14.5 per cenl a' tho cloae of laal week it i. plain Hia' ??re mnal bave been mate rtal deereaaa in quantttlea bonght and sold, or tl.e clearinga would have ahown ?<? greal gain. The i..-* ", 9:1,300,000 from tii'' baak rcfccrvca durini tl..- laal week haa oeanrrad ln aplte "i actual ,,,.- .,.,.??.,?.* by tba Treaaury Keeedkig Ita re ,.,.,. |S 8500,000, balaaeing tbe deatructien ?>i i?bk ,'?, ,i?. ffeek. While a llttle gold went ?.;?i. tbe main outgo waa to the Interior, and ,.,.;,. ;;,,. _.-l.ll* Of >l H ll'MVl.'.V 01 iiK'I'.M M I' .'. prea-iirc ln Weatern money marketa. The moal notcworthy feature ol trade reporta is tbe con Bti.nl increaae ln manufacturing eatobliahmeata building or about t.? he buUt, aad while arnay of thoae added an virtually removala of worka, hi.mis. machinerj- and eapitul trotn abroad, ba ce_. Beaueace of the new tariff, a macb larger num? ber of now worka are whollj American, and ln hmncbea of Indnatry well eatabrWied. One great ltr ?,. that 0f tbe eoal minew ot the Monongnhela Kgiou, baa been aettletl during the week by vlc l , for tbe men after a tcn-weeka' atruggle. rbe ,,!.',. Btrike atlll continuca, and the Bkut_owm . . ? Malioning and I benango rtiruaeee, while ,, ; ..mn ?i olothing euttera at Roehcatei la a_ I to throw more than 10,000 peraoaa out of em p uont. _ Thriftp eltlaena of Mtaneeota recelved $25,000 l,.t year rrom the State Treaaury for the aoalpa ,,f wolvea which they had alain wltb n.u.'i. vnlor, thua promotimt the eommon webTare. li baa been dlacovered tbal there are extenalve eetabllah . for tlie breeding ol wolvea in tii- nortbern ,! tbe State, aad ll dawna upon the legial itlve mind that there ia n connection between theae l.i.is. Tbe populatlon "f Minneaota bi lai .. up ot N,",v En i ndcrs, but it containa many Kcandinaviaaa alao, and untll we are compelled to, we ahall refuae to bclleve tbal any aon of the Pilgrim Fathera eould engage, er, at least. ?. ln i iefa an operation. ? - ? ? H tbe Tammany leadera ever. aeriouaty con templated the aelection of a Superintendeni of l',,ii..- from tbe ranka of actlve Tammany ward worken in civil life, they maat bave looked ?,.?? tbe people of thia town n* inliniiely more patienl than driven cattk*. Such m outrage would Juatify tbe Imiaediate formatioa of a new Commlttee of Seventy. Urooklyn baa maaaged toexlat foi the laal three or four montha withoul anj atieet-cleaulng. what? ever. I_e eondition of ibe atreeu can tbere fore be readily imagined. Tbe facl that they are ,i.uinglj Bltbj baaal laal penetrated the officiul mtad, and ir. is aaBoeaead tbal thia week Bfteen ganga of men, rixteea naen io a gaag, are le be tel to work apon them. The naive rimplleity of the Btutemeni thai ",thia ia for the parpose ef removing the un.i.r B-camulatlona of dirl on tbe atreeta ,,;, rvt.iiy t'. taking tip the work regalarly \ irll i," ean be appreciated,eepeeially by thoae who have aeen the "wlnter accumulatloaa" ec oumulate from day to day and from week to week. m % i ,- expeeted announecmeni ot the f.iilare of Mnine i..> aupply haa been made. Like tbe peaeh crop ll alwnya doea faU. The troubla thia ,,i eourar, haa not been tha warmth el l ? *... i.v'.n, bul the leemen my thal l'-* wantat waa Mier t ... Ineienicnt, Tbe anow Interfered wlth tlie Ice-gatlHirera and the lee araa of poer quality. s,. ili.it it la apparent lhal aelther when the wintei ia mlkl nor when i' laaeveie can*good aupply nf i'1" be obtaiaed and bouaeholdera will have to pay a* large a price uh ever. Tl e movemenl In tavor ot munlclpal lodging houae*, ri which homeleaa men may have ri-*t and ,, ,.,i ui return for labor, haa the aupport of manj oliarltabla orgnnlaatlona. Other citlea are ft*r Ln advanee of New-York ln ii"' eare of tbe large llontlng ii. iiulatlon "I peraona uaable to Had a and ii.r-in- no permahenl home. The eella al the polir-e ttationa are Blled al nlghl with trampa, bm theae aleeplng placea are often foul and un heolthy, and no provlalona are made for the pei formanee of labor In paymenl ?.i the ladglnga A blll will be Uitrodueed ln the Legialature, and mi eurnral elfort will be made io aroure the ndnption nf aome effeetlve plan ot relief for theae unfortuaate wanderera. ? ? ? The Pittaburg Buthorltiea Bre trying to pre v.iit aecret cremation, and it la to be hoped thal il,,.. wiii bui.ed. The posaibUlty of coneealing murder and other erimea by burning the bodiea oPdeeeaaed peraoaa withont Dotlee t.. tho author un s i* one of the grounda <in whieh ereanatlon been oppoaed. Beveral bodiea bave been orenaated recently aud bo pablleation of tha faet h.i* beea in. i,. [or daya afterward. Some ayatem of regla n\ aod penaito ahoald be deviaed ao tbal the au? thoritiea aaa _er_f.v before cieaiattoB is allowed that there i? no K?od reaaoa why the body ahould ii,,t be deatroyed. _ The troqnoii Clnb ot Chicago baa been Indora tna Mr. Cleveland'a anti-allvei letter. This clnb is known to tbe general public aw. tbe engaglng Democratie organiaation whieh gave a dlanei a few yeara ago, al whieh, when the hud "t fea livity had burst into bloom, Beeietary Bayard waa Hoored i>.v u Bylag s.m[i tureen, and Cartei Harriaon had a poiaaol order nl*ed npon him wlth a punch bowl, whieh took btm uader tbe brfl ear. it the Iroqaola is as good at Indoraiog ns it is at dliiiut', -Mr- t'li'Vi'hind OUght to be -'lateful to it. PBBSOXAL Darlag taa Ihlrty jreara lhal tlio late Jadge Prtntan, ol Haanarhusetta, aerved oa the Renrb, eoan) waa never B-Journed oo aceounl <>f ala iu Mataa. hir John A. MiuiliiiiaM tliinlts that tlie title "Ainori rana" aaoaM bal leacrved f.r Canadlaaa. Ho ealla tha people of tlio Unittd states ?? Yunlojes." goaator Hiaeoek win ran aVraa to faartaa thla week in aaareh af ie*t aai pkoaara, imt laleaaa t.i .?.'tiirii to New-York before tlie itaaa aaaaaalgn falrly op. a.-. K. L. Davenpoit, who has been a f..vi.:ito ut tho noefon M.i?euhi for tlie la*t (our yeai'*, will wlthdraw from that theatra at tha claaa af this aeaaoa, for Onanrlal reKaoni r,\Ni,.ii,ir QUbati a. Paaree, of North Pahata, II i. nunoreel, ran bava tba aiipolntmeal a* L'nlte *..ii.'- Mlniater ta Ceatral Ameriea, if i>? will tain.- it. ..,,;:,. other ofii..', in Waahington, artth raflaer mioi-j ;.Kiiii.ii iiut.-, i* aelleved to have been offered t.. him i> the Pre klenl and t.i have been deellned. Benator Dnvia, of aflnaeanta. worka hard in tl.o daj Ume, bal rlgidly exehatoa aolltlea aad boslneaa fiDiii i.i' thoogkU .md c.nivei-utioii In the evanIng. i in Um niiior hand, Benator -laerman, aecordlng lo u \\ii*hini;i(.ii iBttar, _e_e all hia reatiag iit the Capltol aad aaoal ol hi* work in lus ataaty at bobms. And ii? doea aat iv.*t aaaek, all?aa, aa. ha i- ? aaay iitietilivo ll*t<<i.ftr to tho dcbiiti's nnd a cnreful1 ivador of the nt'w*papors. Uurlug tho soculled uiorninc l.oar-from 12 to 2 o'clnrk?hf> ls usually ln hla seat readlag tl"* moralng papera and wiitrhlng with one. eve, ar wltli one ear, tba 1,111s. et<\, whieh are lntn, iliu-il at tl.i- tmi". Thli i- Bls ???t'-Ti thlfl ani liatening to the speechea that are niada later ln tlie uiteruoon. Been iltinai), of ciii'i ? i, belleaea that he l- tlie ,,.,;, peraon ln thla caaatry arbo aaa bIbbbn ? hand i bi ihook tbe baad ef ti:,; greal Wesley. -Tin; poet Clabha.* ba aaya, "waa w.is tli ? reelor of the pvlia in whlch I waa i, in, who christeaed bbb, .,ai vheei fiineral I attended ln my boyhood, waa introdu, x-.i i,j ,Ve*ley ln bls old ...?.? and iu the blographj ol the i>"<t i' is -.li.i iie was r ceived by We-iey with 'tieaevesaaa l??Utanaaa.'* a tiiie ealogtam araa praaaaaeei up m tin> iite <;,'::.",-il B ibert KeAlBfitar, al bla ntnersl a* iielvid-ra, bt, j., by Ms "ii eomrapa*. Oci..! Jamea p, liusiinf*. of Treuton. The eral # referraf t,, Oea. ml Mr.uiutcr in tli" taree-foM rehtl n "f soldler, cltlsea nnd man. I!,- sald that out of the I ? ai ,i 10UI m ti.at BTejW-Jcr-i'.v s< if to i'i" war. ? ? -. th.it achleved gr ll promlaenec, bj ?' U til I i Bm? one ,,f -,ii" ilx. Tlioy were Keamy, i syard, KUpatrlek, atott, HicAllikler i i bewoH, aud uli ,,: these covered tliem bcivts und Uie t-iat.1 wlth Iijii . i ; tiown. il" laaf i.,.,.w;i (irant, and - d Tli nui*. and SherMan, ?.nd WcCkllun, and \ nd.*, and pretty much all af ow #-.. it !i"f.??? i, snd i,"'. one of t.i aaa ., braver soirtWr , ,. ,',,.,.,- p ,. tl Rol ?:: '! Allister. He ipoae of hlm a-s n genulnc Chrtatian. I>>U. Bl home aml ln camp, aad ? UIb i bitii tlie llBvaloch of ti.e Jeaaay Uues. THE TALK OP TBB DAT. ?? i have -? i one or taro good lea atottaa hl The Tribune," wrltea a i rresponileni, " t>ut i IMnk tWi 0De ljivu, them. ui ? da I I tall tl Baaveoai that i,.,i f:n fmin my li"'. e a l,..ii-l v,.,- r.'.-.tinsj M ta*e arhtch were aboul tea teel apert, and aoaaa> i? ?!-. bad flaht nn oM dlaaarded atraaj Bat oa t'.e board, tha crown lylag oa tha board. Au oi.i hen, ahteli wae a greal pot witb the faatily, ?*'v thla Brrangetnent, bbb evtdeuUy d4*cMed I I aM hu* vv |asi ii. ? tir:-.- mra b< at. Bo aba ,.i afaBy hoppai Into K md IaM nn es*. We deekted t,> baaaor in-r whlm, and thercfore fastened tbe bal to the board. Bhe conlinued to lay In thla iiaeer aeal for iobbi Um*. But one day the bai became uafwteaed in Korne way ani blew off the tftaard. Whea i;.d:> bbw thla, almboffaa t-? aiag <i' coaaalaialy, ? ? > 11 b]M Bhe would give up tne bat aad ieek aaother w>u Uut we wera aatstakea. la ? UtUa while she atcBai tbe bat la iier :,iii ?uid 8ew aritli it aa lha boaaa, whera, after a ireat >;"..i ??! fuaalBf. aha Bflljaatei n ,? fhe. could lay ln lt. After t.'.at. wc fa-,t/.'.'ied ii s., thal ii coui'j noi blow obT." iu Japane ?? - - ?' H ??' a :' '; ''?'"'" ? h""-'''4 ireiil oui und fouuded a lown aad advcrtlsea, i- <t . f, iture. - b ..:??.: uve u i, Btte n feel w:rte, runnli.R Uie k-i.irth of Uw town." Tlils extrBvasjant v.n-i.- of land wao reported t?> the Oorernmeat, and tba boumei were cuaci I lo ilnimer down or pa w prlsou.?(Uetruil Free Pl Boston people read Ward MeAltatar'a baaas, ac rordlng la "The Boatoa lYaaacrlpt." Bal they edit aa they ;,,.-'i it, correct the tnlstahea and make lt tlt iu- thelr p":-;:-ji. Thls is proved by * eopy from a i, i b Bay ,?.:? al >i:;.-- Ubrai . 1 w i luma I - - ? aa l Have Pound It" is well woaa aml showa abms of much readh .-. And aU Um wuy thraagh MeAlllstar 11 u correeted In p n< 11. His eoastaat "?aroaht" - ,?:...! tO "ShOUht"; il,-, ".-.I. :l "I B/hlch" 18 rhtenod oat; ln sbort, bla McAlliaterlsau are Lranslated by ihilful ai I patie il tovera nf PngWebi A Sketch?Wlfe (fretfullyj?Somethlua is poini to hn.ij,,-,, dearcst. Vcs, ix-. l luvo u prvseutlmeat, l ie. i i.r- .1 ii. Husband ithoiouplily ac?iuainl .1 vitli li * - Bpousel? No, l think ii"t. lha dre? inatter and nlUluer ,:ti:ed ...:???,,,,'..... ...... ? d tho bllls. Wlfe (rapturoiulyl Uurllns;!?(Auierican urocer Tba |ood eitiaens >f Worceat .". M ,--., are v,-ry much worhed ap over a aew rale that aU tbe imi'iia of ti.e piiblio sehoola shali be Bieasared so tbal ? ,.?? of .iii Uafllr phj leal propttettnaa. aeaaa lo be a ease arhere taa ery ol "BBeaaaraa, ." i ii- ? r^opalar. Bloquent llilkMopher (to aaeembled frroup of ooa> . -Vca, uie true baals "t humau happlDeaa, .-...ii uin ii;ui, uiv fellow phllosopliers, cunsUta ii, t:.? auprcmacy ,,i the \..n over the daalree, ai.d ti.e eoa i, ii.,. . to tocl for t.i,.' earUi'a r'K'dt/.'Bt Uro?? il ? ? ".ii- <>. Philoflopbers -Ah, how trael ii.i.t Philusupher icoiiUnulng)?Sow, Vt Ittaa trate iiui, Walter (plcUna up a sllver piecel?Whieh of you geuUemen eo..?-. t:..-. dollar belon,: tol Phllosophcrs (to a man).?Be!?(Kate i'ield's Waalv lagton. Two or tliit.se aaekfl afa Tne Trihaae prir.ted ati artlcta ahoat ti.e Jones County aalf eaaa, whuh waa I |uat iIomiI. Battetas the latareal that ?e took la it Bobert J.,h!is,.ii, ri vie. bamV %v.n,-. taera, tlie pinintitr, b.iMiiy MBdfl n> tha ??;??? ?tu.ii Dsets" eoasraralag taa 'i'-u. As aetBBj fs'-ts frcjueritly ilnfcr aa wiilely fiom coni ii.on fuits. we bave i'i,pared the BBBoarlaf condcn>od .? , 'imi of tlie eaaa for liae use of future MatorlanB: en . .i-e. Joaea Conaty*?The m"^t celebrBted <"nlf c.i- known to blatory. Hegun ln l-7-t; liotcrt Jolui aon. plaintlff; Pottcr, ct al., defendante. Samber of calres involved, fuur: eatimated value, 115; yeara pf-ndinft. ixi..: bmefl before supreme Court, four; numbcr of Jurors trted b- i?n', iu. About twenty, dlffcrent lauyers wero employed on eaeh slde .tt it.f i ;?.,..; ttmes. I'm.ii verdirl lor plaintilf for .t-i.'m?> ., ,i ,,, t- (probably amounUng to ?H,000 or 87,000). \.. ,?:.!? , -? . .r.;,,.,?n>. Cotiditi.ui of lltlpantd at - o| . ,. j. iperoua . c n lltion ol lawyera ;.t f ault poor. Present condlUoa of liti k-ants, btuihrupt; present condiUon <?( lawyera, rica. , ..,..- ,,t . uive*. doad from oM aaa. ona luwver, ('. E. Whccler, MechanlcsvlUe, ~t:i>i-d witt* the case for the plaintilf from atart to 8ntah. li.ittotis are being Baata of cbamleaBy abbbIbbbbI Betaton. bat they bataai not bo yet that tiiey uia u? tba eyee ?s batl i h A ?? AWAKBI (A Beply ?<> Teauyflon'i -To Baeap.") Awake, awake, the dreary nlRbl i- - -? ?Ki-e wlth ti. ? daj . plrd duty's rulment on. Awake, awaha. whate'er In da*1m?i tliy afBici.? nn-. ! They'11 vaaiah soon In Ii^i.i tluil comee from f.ir. Awake, awake. Pi i -. moarnlng heart, yleM noi tn Borrow'a asray; Death dtea and llfe's dream ends when <..?t doth aa; ? \\V.,l<... ?!?? , ? - .Aii.im c. i'ii. lu chlcago IntarOeean. A Kanaaa paper tells an lutcrestlng cow itory. raa row ln qu. il n re ently lost ber calf. Aitcr ll it.-!. -he traasfarred ber aaactlooa to tiio foarteaa ' \ car "i,i aon "f her owner, for whooj * mdneas. she B. ka blm |u t ? ' :, | .i no one but the boy can do aa: l ii d The "' - daj tl ? lad liaf occaslon t.> go t., town, and ad ke remalued away ; u?ui .,.. :? uiUUng Ume, bls atster put oa b aull <>t' his . ;.;.,i wiii Into the barnj ird and - ivlng tbe cow until she (the eow) bappei I lo .?.. tlie boj con Ing ui> tbe road, whea she kicked the pai) over aud inade a*6ound la the dlrttcuon of tiio youtb, abowiag the most anaustakable evMenraa of .' \v,-l! duppUed Wlth ru,-K ? ap.--.-I)r.:;iin."i-ll.iva -. .'-..,;?' ln thl* hotel ' ' itonilwe -Wa have I 'it >>f theta. Driimnier-Tbouirht ?o. l'i." Ure all esraped fn>tu my room last nlgbt, aud 1 almoat ft"? ??-'.-.- flweihaa _ sT. PAUL DIOXT K.N,'W DAVID n. Prom The Borw .,h Bull, Ua. chartty aiay eaver .i multltode "f alas, bui lt raa*! .,., i ., i , nini j und ao ? irl ais atnaers aa a ta ?? ? ,: ? liovernor of Xew-Vork - ? i i COSBISTEXCY IN TIIK rTUThTKI RATK From rbe li i,: >rd Courant, Democmta II Ihere iin the smte Benate) aad O ii, unco ?? I s.i; :..?:?' I'lilK, !? '. aud i* Cnse to ren > hlm. imi ln tho woste-buskel bls aptM.ln menrsof other people, Insull hla secrclarr. mid bluek all huain'as, while ..t th.- aan ? tlme H-.ei o to blm lor tli- ms. lves lu i rl* ,i ?. a-h him for aad accepi frv m blm coma i io oflli e, Micil KORB iHAN IT U8BD T<? BB. Prom Tbe OtBBcaasUa (Kaa.) Blade. The Tribaae alwaj I i W "f ???*ag tbe beat almai u*? and poliUcal i- - . and one i?r l li] lucpasaes tor I ie ai i unl ol Impoitaul UuoraaB Uou ;?'.'. of Its preeVe. issors. BO BffCIPROCfTY WITH CAXAOA ICff WOW. Prom Tb ? Boston JouraaL Mr. Blalne voteed Ihe Brattment of the Jtaawai people when he sald thal he wanted no f^?Pr0*"J !?: natural prodaets; II must be i:iir,-i.',rte.i rerl Drocltv or nono. rnrestrlcted wlproclti ?*s tae Lfsue upon wlSch the UUt.i, made n. -.r . anva-s. Their defeat oblltei i ! ? " r'''.^TKK>.\{\?\ ,4 fact ..? ln our poUttcs. rhe eyes of the N-itiw niu.i turn wlth Incrtased Interes and bope to tn- "J^-J feaalble and InvIUag reclproeUy wtth our tolglibora tO UM I .in.V.vunl. -?? A HABB W.'llKlN'i -TATESMAV. rr. m The Boston Baraht Pleaty ?'? pnn? aad bbI to IV.-.id"nt llamsja. He haa earued -i llttle oaUng. AXD WK bbsaU ILAVB bfOBB, Wfh Prom The IfUwaukaa Bflmtlaal. The u-r,Avii. of the Un-plate Industry ln thla conntry la ,-.,:,..s-e or paln and ebaiSTln to the Democmtte rroe-traders. B*ome aUghty gsod tin l-iit.: la baaai niail ??. ___^_ I'it ir imBBB rr will DO ti>>.>')? Prom The riuiaii.:;.;;i.i Item. The Bew Vork Trlbune oughl to kave ? BalfBaaiea reafler. In everj Htate lu the . ni'.... lt ta ****fg Bepubliean paper. li ???? at the heud,of tAv p-?J> wc would solve thla protuem. Begla a?\* ? cuut,M* the voter lor lcirJ,