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"Oh. cauat up vour mercies I" Uie old woman aald. Bhakfna liard ai oomplalncr* her aolemn gray head, Tha alr aa-l the aunehlnp, the blrd* and the flowera,? Jnet t-dak what adom thla exletence of our*: Among tha eOrtoe bleaaings that tall to our lot. Though wa tfwflU ln a pel-ce or dwell ln a co-, We ahould Burelr crHint sOZOPONT. fr_pr_nt and aweet. Xo toilet wrthout lt la rendered compiete. 'lla ueeful in childhoed.-'Ua uaeful ln age, All va__e whlte teeth. from the fooi to the aajfe. T1?e? bay lt,?your bla*?lng? enjoy while you may. Uae pure fragram SOZODOXT freely each dav. REJECT THE OFFEX by a dealer ol any artiele clalmed to X*bot*t vropertAe* identleal with ot Blwllar to teeth-aavlng sO/ulK)Nl. Oaly Ba-K-aae tke real Alawn Pure. which dciljw both lmlt-tlon and rompetltiotB. Nothing can vie with lt n entca<-y. na a donor of dental hcalth and bratitv, notwlth. atandlnf aay repre-e-otflon to the rontrery. lt CBMMB tim teeth to gleam llhe burnished lvory, contalna no huruul lngredieut, aad haa a jnoat_ gratefulflayor andjmiell._ ~A.-i-_utERrs BiTT-tRS, alnce 1828 acknowl edged to fc* by far tbe beat and flaeat Stomach Bittera aaade. whether taJren pure or with wlnea or llq.cn.. Amroetura Bittera. the eeLebrotcd appetizer of cx auUlte flavor. la uaed all over the world. _. TKIBUM- T-UUi-T TO MAIL SU-.S_KIB__?B. 1 year. 8 inoa. 3 wo*. I mo. Dally. 7 daya a waeJc....O10 00 08 00 aa 60 ai 00 Dallv VS-aut Suday... B 00 4 00 8 00 90 S-n.av Trlbune . 2 00 100 M ? Wiak'.y Trlbune. 100 ? ? ? Seml^Veeklv Trlbuna.... 2 00 - ? -?* 1 Dally and Sunday . .ror* Clty and on forelgn ooiintrlee, ln Po?tage prepald by Tiibune, axcspt on paper for mall aubacribera In Kow-Tc DailT. C^ani-Weekly and Weekly to fore._ w_jch raaoa c-tra po?*at? will ba taia by *nbscrtber?. Rrntt by Poatal Order, Expreaa Drder, Chcck, Draft af **cJ_?-r?,r Po?tti? Ko?e. ff aeal la aa unro?ta?erad lottar, W,M_m aaaaaT^-beJaObBM. IM Na?aau-at. TCew-Tork. Addrwi all corrwponBenca almply ? The Trlbune." New. Yerfc. BRANTH OFPICT-I OP THE TRintTKE. Advertlaernenu for pubUcetlon ln The Trlbune and e>ders for reg.ur dellvery of the dally \mwr, will be ro OOXroi at the followinf braneh offlcea ln New-Tork l Waln braaeh offlce. 1,288 Broadway. eorner Blat-at. 163 lWi-?v?.. ?orn_r 14th.it. _70 West 781-at., eorner 8Ui-ave. 100 Weat 4_d-at.. near eth-ave. 62 Aveane A. nee* E??t 4tb-a_ rao ?d-?v*., entrance <7th-at. 1 026 8d-ave.. betw?_n ftftth and Blal aaa. 180 Ea?t 125th-et., neaT ad-ave. J Ot>? ftth-are., near nSth-at. 1 700 i?t-?v?., near 8tnh-a_ 99 IJbertr^t. i*IettrlorklLla-lSJ ?rt_ttnft FCUNDED BT HOB10X OBEELEY SUNDAY, APRIL I, 1S91. TVVENTY-FOUR PAGES. THE XKWS TB1S MORXING. Foreign.?Thrcats have been made against the lifp of I'rince Ferdinand of Bulgaria and his mother.- NeROtiationa have been resumeA for the admisaion ol American pork into Germany. :- lt is naid thv Preaident Carnot will visit Kusaia. -ssaaa The International Mincra* Congress haa tleeidetl to organire a general strike on prin ciiil*-. Uomestie-The note of Prcmier Rudini to MaiOjOiB Imperia-li will probably not l>e made pub U? until Soeretary B-B-M haa framed hw reply. Tha vietims of Thursdny's conflict in the t < nneilsville coke reglon were buried at Seotb ilalc. l'enn.; anticipnted trouble with the -trik rr. did not oceur. == Much damage was done lo B-Upf-Og along the New-England coast by tlie hiorui. aml lelegraph and telephone wires in tho Intciiot s.ilTered greatly. =rr= President Eliob, of Harrai-i. waa wed liis criticism of the books used ln iraaoaaai aclioola. = The Arkansas T>egis ?k-Jearned wlthOOt making an appropna tloa for the World** Fair. City nnd Subtirban.-A dispatch was reeeived from W.-.rner Miller at Creytown saying that his party had beoo WOOOOd from the Boataodot reef. - _____ \ n_au threw l.imself from Washingfon Brldcc aml was dashed ta pieces. = Tlie Sugar rmad investisration was enlivened by a tilt over De naaapailj a books: Theodore A. Havemeyer MtadB an latRCOttag statement. == Te Coioniai Club Inid the c-ornerstone of its new home and Ind a dinnr-r iu tl.e evening at Delraonico's. a= Btookl .wtivc and gcnerally hi?hcr, closing practl? cally nt the l*Kt prices for the day. Thi \\>ather.-Foiec%ist for to-day: Clear or Inir and c-oMcr. Temperature yesterday: Uigh Jbt, 41 de-iecs: lowest, 32; average, 38 1-4. 1- is hard to 5itit us in the matter of weather. lf we *et April weathcr in April, as wo have baoo do'ing for the last few days, we grumble and irowl. And yot we would giiimblc and Kroul even moro vigorously if wc should happon lt foi IamrU9 or May wcather in April. All of which sugg?sts that jwrhaps we do not ex pect to he taken aeriously in our weather crit ieisms. Hoaa-brj it may reoonoilo us moro to the dis ivreeahlc- features of tho early spring sea M.ti to knt.w that it has been highly favorable u the toming crops. A good yield of cereals. tadta and vegetiibles may bo expected; even tho p?a(h-growei-? ai-e talking of a big crop. This may be bad news for eertain orators of the K-imerV Alliance, whose stock in trade is bad iitnes- l.'it it will be good news for the gtcit.nviititude of plain people in every part of the country. Mr. I'ainell's position remuns the burning lUUBoinp in Uritish pclitics. Notwithstanding tho efft-rts made by his enemies to depose and discxedit him as a leader, he continues to oe dupi a laifa Rharc of P,lblic at4^111'011- ,n ? letter published to-day our London correspond ent diaws attention to the remarkable dext<?iity which ho is displaying in his controvorsy with Mr. I -lad*tone. The latter incautioush dclai-crl in tho courae cf his pnblic ?ddfeaa at Haotinga the othcr day that he would absolutely refnso t., p-008 the constitutional leadership of [rolaad in Mr. Pameol'a hands. The senior member for Corfc M eawa responded by pointing out ihe at; .ftoace ol the claim made by an Engliah paitc? tO decidc who should and who should not ba the constitutional ruler of livland. The question, adlcd .Mr. 1'arnell, as to who should be the prindpal Minister in Jieland was one for the Ciown alone to decide, and in assum tng that right Mr. (iladstono was pr;u.tically ormaating to himself the prerogative of the ?o^eroign. _ One of the most important movements of the day in British Jmperial politics is the erection of the Australian colonies into a Commonwealth, whith is now almost an accomplished fact. So far aa the scheme has yet been unfolded. a far moio radical step aeems to be takea than wa*. taken in the formation of the Dominion of Cnaua. The vpry name choson MoajaB more od republicanism, and kt is evident that in the re? lations between the variotm colonies and tho bleneral CJovernment, and in the arrangoment ?f goverrmenlal function? under throe co-ordi nate headn. the American example has been in centionally followed. Sir Ueniy J'arkes did not o i'lv our insti*ittioriH for natight. It does not appear that. as thr New-Zcalandcts fe:iic-d?and thererorr deelined t<i cntor the Sydney t'dnven tion?tne Anstialians piopose to sevei- oltogether their connec-iion with the Mo'hei ('nintiv. The.\ Wih rcEiam in the i-mDlre. and the (Jovemoi General will bo appoinred by the Crown. They mcrciy pi-opose to govern themselves so fnr as li.r.il iiit'-tests BM conceriietl; and to ivniain ? undor the ..niers of the Crown in all Intpciial j allairs. This order of things. we doubt not. ! will add much to the wclfare of Ihe co'.i.-nics. iad will nol impair tho strength ond splendor of the Empire. -# I'niversal satisfaction will bo felt to learn of tho safe nrrivnl nt Groytown of .Mr. Warnor IflUct and his shipwreckcd fellow-passcngors. The party, oonsisting of some ninety-throe pcr BOM, appoar to have spont four days, including Good l-'riday and Kaster Sunday, upon the deso lato Konoador Jsland. which is uninhabitod save hy sea birds and land crahs. lt was not beforo Tucsday afternoon that the stcarnship I'resi dento ( arazo hOTC in righl and rcsciied the en tire party. W* it fi the c_oeption oi a momentary lack of drinking water and a scarcity of fresh provisions Mr. Miller and his feliow-tiavellers appoar to have sutiered no serious discomfoi-t, and a.'l hands are reported as in good health. UXTRVTHS THAT ARE DISLOYAL. AH civilized socioty reats on a basis, not of forco btifc of good faith. Tho police and the army are ready, because there is apt to be a faction, generally stnall. which casts good faith to tho winds when passion or personal interest impels. iltit neither goveinmcnt to wield the police or the army nor protection of rights nor BOdal order could exist if thero was not a spirit of fidclity and honost desire for the common welfarc swaying the majority of snbjects or citizens. Those must therefore be regarded as enemies of all social erdor and a!l civilized so ciety who delilierately falsify fai-ts regarding matters which involve the publie welfaio. What shall bc said. then. of those naturalized Italians who deliberately conceal the fact that the oniy Sicilians killed at New-Orleans who were not American citizens were in fact crim inals who had escaped from Italian justice? There*were two, and one was a bandit and tho other a murderer, as ofticial records o)_>t;iined from the Italian Govornmont itsolf have proved. VVere these persons entitled to protection of tho Italian Government as clean-handed subjects of Italy? Or again, what shall bo said of thow labor leaders who puhlicly speak of the slain rioters at Morewood as martyrs, who were slaughtored without exctise? lt is an undisputod fact that a large body of strikers. armed and many of them inttamed with drink, startcd in the dead of night to the woiks which had been put in operation hy new hands. At 2 o'clock in tho morning it was not for the purpose of being seen by or intimidating workers that this body marched. Having reached the works it broke down a fenoe and entered npon the property, in that very act violating law. Tho mob was then formally ordered to retire or disperse. with notice that if it did not the lawi ul defonders of the property would fire. Yet it persisted in lawbrealcing. Then the shots came, and the men slain fell in tho very act of defying violated laws. Such are tho facts about which there is no dispute. Whether shots wero Hred lirst by the mob or not.is immaterial. It is enough that it had, broken into and entered upon the property in violation of law. Tho painful feature in these cases is not that oertain persons were killed. It is not that a foreign Government or foreign subjects Jiving in this country show ignoranoe of American laws. Tho painful and dangerous fact is that many American citizens, born elsewhere, in? deed, but who have taken the oath to support the Constitution and the laws, conceal essential facts in order to make it appear that the New Orleans bandits and the Morewood rioters were martyrs, innocent of wrong, and slain because they wero Italians or because they were strik? ers. These pretences are more than dishonest. The supremacy of law being involved. they are disloyal. Vnr it is disloyalty to the Government to raise false accusations against it by hiding essential trnths. The men who are guilty of *uch bad faith toward tho Government which has generously admitted them to citizenship and given them its protection deserve punishment. Their rights as citizens ought in justice to ho rcvoked, and they should be requirod to leave the country they try to dishonor. No laws exist for such pun? ishment, so far have Ameticans gone in uphold ing free -pOOt-l. on the presnmption that a citi zen will act in loyal good faith toward the Gov? ernment which protects him. Hut the men who will not. and do not. give proof that franchises have heen conferred upon them which they do not deserve. l'ossibly it may be impractioahle in most cases to reach such disloyalty of speech and in fiiienc? without breaking down that freedom of discussion which is essential to anr institutions. But all men can realizo that thero aro ilagrant cases to which laws and penalties can be made to apply, without restricting ih the least tho propcr freedom of any loyal 'citizen. The An archists who justitied Chicago hombthrowers. tho Italians who talk of escaped bandits as in? nocent vietims slain because they were Italians, and the labor leaders who say that armed rioters wero martyrs ?to tho causo of labor, have no 1'iisiness in this country. Their presenco here is a souroe of danger to civilized society. RAPID TRAXSIT STILL BRMOTE. it is nnpossiiile not to feel a touc-h of disap poiutment at Mr. Steinwaj'a confession that the Kapid-Transit Cc-Oiniaaion "has made no ap prcach to a deci^ion as to what plans it will ultiinately adopt,'1 and that at least a month or two must still elapse bcfoi-c the publie can cx pect any actioo. <>f coui-so, we realize the im portance of pioceeding dclilx-rately, and of giv ing full oomidei-ation to all the advantages and dN..dvantag"s oi eveiy plausilde s'henio BUg gested. The Commi*sion is asked to do a pe.ma nent work, to aolre tlie bjvbA problem of city life. Bnd it may woll be said th.it th.- .i-eliminaiy work is the mooi tmpoi-tant of all, and that Ume spent in rendering futore mistakos hnpoasible is well apemt All this is as true as it is ol. vi Mis. hut u is also trua that the Commission has had the BUbjeot ol' ropid transit befOTB i' for over a year, and that its autlioritv has been complet-^ for two mouthB. It did not come, when the Act of .lanuary _.*> ^as poaacd, a strangor U> the probl-BO, and ta-rtaiiily SI.gh had been said and done rinco it waa ii;-t named to Im* pvaafl its incmhers with the extmne urgency ol tho sittiation. l-.vci-y month ti.at patiBtll blinga into tl.e city 2,000 naore paoaenffera, and every rliiy the OTOWdl in the elev:it I aii'! BUI-M becotne dtnaet and more iinpatie.it for relief. Tho ocoBBlon doea not oiten ;ui<!> when the pu!dic is justitied in a*king a number of buajf men to set aside their alfajts and to glve them selves over to the busine*s of the (oinniunitv. But when such an occasion does otMBBO, to be asked tn roapond to it involvfN a co.mpli'tient that is well worth the saciiflce. The settlement of this anpmna queatioii of transit could oniy bo intrusted tO |UBl that cJoaa of men Orh-OB minds, hearls and liat.tls aie already full fa) oTarflowing. Oniy thal cfaMB would have tha exp'-iieuce i.r th" publie ronfideiico ne<< -n Eor such ? labor. lt i> bsIcIdj. i nood daal ot tha <(-iii',i:-.s|..ii. nr know, but not more than men of puMi'- Bplril and zeal for Uf_ weiian and i?.Dgroaai of tii'-i. urexA dtj ahould be wiil iug t-i jrjve, Tho people ore poinfully tired of th<- b i?tiii'.' utuatina, Kvery hoan <d its pro> ion_a'i'jii is au boui of tddofvretd hnnoi-Jioe. v.'Xiitiort and inoonv.-nionee. If theae are to bo ondtircd mtit-li hmgor the peopie will foar thut tho C.ainniisaion ia not moving with tliat liffSe of diliponce whirh, under thr- c__-t-B8-_U-*3*i they wero jiistified in asking BBd o-peeting. THE WORLD'S FAIR AXD THE XATWXAL TRF.ASFRY. 1-ispatclies from Chicago report. aetivity and piUftlB- in Worlrt's Fair work. Jaekson I'ark is iindorgoing tho transformation cs-ontial to lmilding opei-ations. N'umerous oontraets have baen lot, antl a general plan of constrii.tion and anangemont is emerginc from 0-8OB. State gg_g___BTi__tP~1 aro under discussion or about to become availahle, and tho country is slowly putting Into artum whatevcr intorest it feAls in tho enterprise. So far as these things go ihe outlook is becoming hopeful. Hut scvcral quos tions of vital importanoe remain nnanswoi^d. and thorc is no jealousy or disioyalty in askinp the managera for a full and frank statement, of their intonlions and expectations regarding them. We refer, of course, to tho problcm of ways and means. ls it not a faot that tho manapers :u-e relying upon l hnpe sum of money from the Nationai Treasury, and that if they were now rertain that this contribntion would not bo forth ooming they wotild at ouce coniess tho neoes sity of abandoning the undertaking? We aro informed that this question enn be tnithfully answered only in tho aflirmative. We have been told on prctty high authority that the m.tn ngers intend to aay aa little as posaiblo about tho linancial sitnation dnring the next six or eight. months, in the meantime oommitting the country ii-rcvooably by extensive opcrations at homo and urpent solicitations abroad to tho completion of tho undertakinp, so that they may po before Congros* next December with tbe as suranee tbat their plea of absolute necessity cannot be disrogardod. If this is the plan of cam paipn, and if it sucoeeds, no aerious harm may resnlt, nnd possihly in the lipht of a hrilliant tni.inph in tho face of the world we may all rej.ii.o in the shrewd diplomacy which mastered a des.te.-ato sitnation. The Amorican pooplo penerally accept aceomplished facts at least with complacency. JJut supposo that this is tbe plan, and that it miscarrios ln that case the managcrs may find that thoy havo drifted into hopeless ruin after tho maiiner of the ni.-rchant who hasn't the inoral eoiu-age to take an honest inventoiy. ln that case aro States, communities, oorpora tions and individuals to be mado the objects of frantic appeals for snecor, with the alternativc of a dismal and disgraceful Nationai 18800 staring them in the face? ls the World's Fair to become a (irant Monument enterpriso on a huge soale, with th? fatal attachmevnt of a ri^id time limitV Thia is a legitimato qnostion, and it requires a candld annwor, for there is grave douht whether the Chicago manapers can create an cmcrgonoy ao great that tho Llld Conpress will reeognize it with the practical gift of mill ions from the Nationai Treasury. The Jlonse will bo oontrolled by an overwhelming Demo cratio majority, and that majority is likely to bo oontrolled by t-086 who have conceived the idea that the Woiid's Fair is a Republican en teri)rise with which they do not need to con cern themselves. Morcovcr, to put the case gently, there are likely to be members of both parties who will be slow to.admit that thoy havo been driven into a corner from which there is no eseape except by means of an appropriation. "Stand and deliver" is. not a message which sounds pleasantly in the ears of any one. At the very least it is inconceivable that a great sum of money should be voted without pro lonped discussion: and the consequent delay and uneorrninty \v,ould bo only less disastrous, at that stage of the preparations, than ultimate re fusal. Thr Tribune takea no pleasure in suggest ing those considerations, bnt it is imperativ.-ly necessary that they should be brought to the at? tention of tho country. If tho managers have any other hopo of linancial salvation than the public funda they have sticceeded in ooncealing it; and if their only reliance is in an aet of Congrets nearly a year hence they need to take the peopie into their confidence forthwith. TBE NEBRASKA RAILWAY LAW. The new rallroad law in Nebraska, pmso.l by the Legislature of this yoar, appears to be substantially equivalent to the Maximnm Iiate law passed some years ago by the Iowe Legis lature. It is said by tho railroad managera that this enactment will cause a reduction of at least 20 per cent in the averago charges by the rail roads for tho services rendered. It is also gtated that most of the roads, at the new ratea permitted under this law, will not bo ablo to earn operating expenses and interest on their funded debts. Indeed, as to ono of the largest corporations in the State, it is stated that the new law will in ordinary seasons make it im poaa.b.8 to earn anything for stockholders, and though whon there are good crops a fair income may bo earned, even this strong company is liable to bc in defanlt on its bonds in any year of partial failuro of crops. It is not improbablo that these ostimntes of tho new law are to some extent exaggerated. It is probable also that tho law itsclf may never be striotly obeyed or enforeed aoeording to its spirit. lt is also probable that both the cost and the value of tho services rendered l.y the ditleront railroads will be ieduced materially in order to avoid bankruptcy. Hut there is no reaaon to doobl that the aet will do preat hartn to many of the companles, and ita effect s will )*e felt ii ,1 inoroly wilhin thr- State of N?_-_-_Jca. Poi it is to be remembered that t_M BOO. im port-nl roadd of that State aro proat trunk linen of tiaftic between tho Far West and the Eaat, and aie in such relations of COtnpetH-Ofl wit*. other roads on either sido that tho ratos they may br- eonpaltod to mako will have to bo adopted, ? , , ,nT-' extent at kast, by the Other railroada f.,i- th'-ir n.iuual defonco. A gteat paii of the trafllo west of Chicago will Umi i.o iiK.ro <n- keaa atTo. t.'d l.y tlie lawg of Ihe two States. Imvn and Nebraaka, aad unlgoa the now eaaotaiaat should i?- dc_ii.Ted of fotca by the eoorta, its opetatioa will iiti.l. iil.todly make proat difHcuitJ Ibr most ,,f t'io Weotorn raiin_g_g. Tha proapaol <<i i iecreaae <?f aarninga is not bu enoottragiag one either for s'.ocklnild"is or for crediton Thcie is little prospect that an aiipeal to tho eoorta ariil give preoeot re'Jef. lt is Um ilis]),,,it]iin ol t!?- OOUrta to try I n.-w aet in any State, and tost it by its prn.ti.al u.nkinjrs. bo foro decidinp in regard to its violation of con stitutional oblipations. The piesumpti.in ia natiitally in favor of the new law, tbe cotirts liomg inclinod t.. as-uniu that the LtgitJatm. knows Um facta and that the repreaentationi by Intereated parties aro ggggsemted. X.. doubi the strong drift of public opinion in the West? ern Statos hs_. its inlliience aK.i npon the minds of jud'.-es, as upon tho action ol othor peopie. But if the OOUlid wait for proof in a.tual ex perienee thal ? n^w |_get_mH ororki injoatioe, in many ,-;wes tli.y wait for the bankruptcy of th.- raiiroadi coaceraed. It is not unlikelj that a |gqt8 propoHiOB 8f the lailroads iffgeted l.y the i.'"-v law in qoestton may aooner ..r lat<-i i.?- foroed to defanll <>n their obligationa, noleai Ita opimlhiii siiniii.l in bobm waj be chtoefced, The iinini'diaio eff.-.f ..I gnj an. h onactroenl is an <?;.?-. li ti." baiktini of aen railroada. Thia cik'L*. was very gutrkgd hftgl the lowg law \t:ir, passed. and within tbe last few years it has been f.dt l.v Um P-Ople Of that State. Doubtless sim ilar raralta will appaar ia Nebraeka, and they inav jMissihlv bo not to the detrimont of the Btate in Ihe aad. There are many things better for a new State than that it should be Kttled all over hy B sparse and BOOttered populition loo (jiiitkly. At 'ho same time tho advance in tho vaiin- "of land thiougho.it ti." Baata is likely to be anested. ln many localities where better raihvav bC-JMaa vere erpccted a BBrioUfl decline in piico mav follow, which will be Wl by land owners. Thu?lllll el individuals aie thus likely to sufTer from the act, of the LegisJatalO. A more lasting effeot will be the deterioration of the servioe on th* railroads afTcctod. For railroad cunpanies can give all sorts of servioe. 'Ihey can give exceedingly had, s!ow, scanty and cheap sorvioo to the publie or excoedingly frefptent and rapid trnins and good service, ac cording to tho revenue they receive. No law compeis a railroad to run many trnins instead of few. unlcsa the trafHc is proUtable. No law compeis a railroad to provide more onrs for freight than it may nnd it profitahlo to employ. If the people md especially the farmers of Ne braska liscovcr within the next year or two that they are suffeiing severely from inferior railway servico they may thank themselves and the Icgislators they have clothed with power. RUM AGAIXST WATER. Spring flnds the advocntes of total al'Stir_sj_oe in the uae of tobacco and liqnor ahcad. It has Deen a stubborn and exeiting eontest and at one time i* looked as if the rum folks were golng to be vic toriotia, bnt the cold water people made a final effort and spurted to the lead with the advent of spring. What rum nnd tobacco may do during tho summer campnign we cannot aay, but they must, acknowlodge themselves a hopelee* socond at preaent. What, nsks the intelligent reader, is it all about ? We will hnsten to explain. Even that less intolli gOBt and, hnppily, somewhat rare individtral who habitually rcads the other papcrs and npglects The Tribune must have noticed the remarkabre number of extremely nred people who have been durlne tbe winter reportcd either dc.id or n.s celebrating their most astonishlng birthday anniversaries. He must too, have ohservpd that ln every case the nncient person's habits conrcrning aleoholic lintior and tobacco have been given in the aeconnt.s of these oeciirrenres. But even tlie rcgular and therefore intclligent reader of The Tribune may not have suspected aa organized contc.st between tlie ab st.-.iners and tl.e imbibers, if we may so classif.v thOBB. Bat that such a eontest wns arrnnged we feel certain, as must any one who examines the records. It was opeued early in Docem ber by the rum element, who rported the rleath of .Tosiah Llttlewood, of Jnck Ronville, Vt., at the ndvaneed age of ninety-six years. New-England rum and Connoctlcut Valley tobacco had, it was stnted, been the eompanions of Littlewood's youth, tlie reliance of his man hood and the solace of his old age. He was hale and hcarty till the last, dying from injuries sus. tained from slipping and falling on the iec?ice, it will be obttcrved, congealed water. This was consldcred a bad blow to the abstainers, but they rosc to tfce occaslon. A week later came the news of the death at Rlvertown, Penn , of Joel Harvey. Bt the age of 102 yeara. It wns added that Mr. Harvey attributed his long life to the fact thnt he never used tobacco or nlcohol ln any form, nnd got up at 4 o'clock every mornlng. The rum element wras astonished. There was an ominous silence for ten days. The cold-water folks beenme ncrvous. Suddenly the bomb burst, and their worat fears were renlized. A long dispnteli eame from Black River Falls, Wis., saying that Picrre Dardet had just passed his 110th birthday. cele? brating the joyous occasion in the county jail, where he was serving a ten-days' term for drunk enncss. He had used ardent 6pirits and tobacco in all forms sinee early boyhood, and as he looked out of tbe barred window of tbe jail nnd booleil at, the judge who Bentenced him he announced that he should ever continue to use them. Tlie tem perance hosts were demoralized, and sought in. spiration ln lemonade. The hoUdaya came and went, and still they were not beord from. But the rum people did not dare to congratulate themselves. And it wns well that they did not, for on January 10 there came a dispatch from Santa Lucia, Cal., which told of one Vallejo Morito, who had that day eelebrated the 115th anniversary of his birth, surrounded by over 200 descendants, to whom he had imparted the uecret of his long life, namely, total abstinence from the use of nlcohol, tobacco, tea, cofTee and highly seasoncd foods. This put the rum advo eates to flight. and they oniy met in BCOtterlng boada la rcmote plaecs for a number of days. Finally, however, they BBOUOg-d to get out a report of a hoary old drunkard in Mexico, 12'. yeara old, which was prompfly met by a mmi up in Manitoba, who did not know liquor when hc saw it, who was 130. So the war continued through the winter, but we cannot follow it in detail. The cxamples on both fcides constantl.v came from more distant points, but it waa decided to bar nothing on the Ameileaa cont-icnt. Finnll.v a week ago tlie liquor interest.-? reported the death of an Indian at Alajtiela. CoatO Rica, at the advaneed age of 141 yc.irs. He had used the most licry of Spanis'u spirits and the strongest Ottbon I and cigarettes sinee his earliest infaney. and hnd never l>een siek a day in his life, meeting his death by drowning in an artilirial lake. It was the last rally of the lost cause of rum for the winter campaign, for yesterday The Tribune priuted a dispateh from Piunamn, tclling of a ChiUaa living in Tacna, Peru, who u? 151 years old. and who has never drunk intoxicating lhiuors or used tobaceo or playing cards. Hc still works in the garden, and is in good liealth. He eats plain food. nnd BOtB lt cold. (Jraliam "gems'1 are favorite BltiO-Ea of diet with him. And os a Bliaehat it is added tlmt his nelgh? bora think that lie is miii-li older than he will ndmit. This sr-ttles the BdTOOOtBB of iiiiii as a U'verage for the present. If you would Uve 1" bc over 160 you must avoid alcohol and tODOOOB as you would a mad dog gnawing the bark of a upas trce. TIIE SHAME OF CTICA. Ctlea baa long l>een reeognl-Od by intolligent and npprccintive peraOBa who krmw a good lliing when they BBC it as Ihe inesislible qnceu of tlie anaalted Mobowk. To Ik- sure, her emporiam t..: *refri-slitiic.its" ,-it tbe depot has never qolte aatlafled t'.e extriUfftstldloua palate, bol thla haa been awlog to eirenowtoBO-a not under her oontrol. In othcr res])(>nt.> she has nn t eVOT tht beet BX peetatiooa and haa long aupported one of thi- beal BrowntUg clubs in the cuiiiitry. Her pablic nien bave rendered her n.-une nuootia wherevar st itea ntanahlp is honored; her poUUeiana aie eoueeded t.i i?e among the ninsi BBgooiooa of tiieii roco; her merehauls ;>re ei.terpnsitr.' a.nd |>olite, Bteadily urging customeis if they don't see what ll.ey want to ask for it; her barristeis, divines nnd doci.irs do oredll to tlie respective estat.s whloh they st-rve so faitlilully; ln-r girls are eoormooaly pretty: her young men are brave and not addicted t.. tlie tobaceo habit. Thus it has been, but alas, thus it is not to be. Like l.'^ifcr, son of the taorning, Dtlee h.i-< n BBltod B bad fall. Tl.e fall is so Btrlooo, in fact, it aroold not be aurprising if her BBBOll boya Bpenl yeaterday writing witb i-hnlk " Itiea fuit," or nt all eventa, " Delemla est DttOO," ill over her teneei aud duuiatepB aml daad wolla, \\> bob IndebtOd te "The l tic-v Otwilll** for the par tteolofa of tbe eaanalty. *?ne nf the a?_ol eti K*niiin ol the Boburbaa portiooa of i tioa i-^ Cora lllll, und tlie favorite doagbtCI of th.it lovcly rur.il relreat is Bhoriehed m litenry <-irelea us Ihe Bweel 8-Bger of Corn llill. lt ia the treot ineiii whleh l tiea boa awarded t!us itareyed doogbtat of aooloa arhloh lms -taaghl eut a gpot as l>ig as a BOQO-plate upon ber lur fOBBO. H.,, i ti'-n Bopplied her arlth tfie at-B_opl_era aad Butifo-O-Ml -coeaaan forderelopaaBtf No. On tlie oontrary, 1,'tica, by rneanB of her aou? who are ln the news[raper Liisinea.-, hae done its beat to exasperate her into flyiii? with all her songa un printed. If the Swcet Singer of Corn Jlill hod not, lieen na pluoky na ahe ia noetlc she ruiirhi hnve milm)itte.| in hiloncc to the outragOK plled upon her. Ifl that rnse I'tira might slill hold ?p iVr head, _fl_a llie genera* puMie would not lii.vc foiinil her out. Bflt havlng made up her mind a few days ago not to omdono the 88-0-8. of the I'tiea e.lit-irs nny longcr, she turned upon them ; she Bh-ffOd at them ln a st.yle which waa wortliy of the Light I'.rigade itaclf. Listcn to her; we quote from " The Obscrver": ? THK MEAN EDITOR. He keepa your niar.uscrlpt and stampa, And flUent la tliereafler; While you are forcod to teara?then he Iixlnlces ln gay laughter. While yon ?xow thin, for want of lnck, Ho fattena on your soirow; He does not pul.lMi wliat you ?end To day, nor yet to-morrow. We hope sometlme he'U get lil? pay In belng snubbed most grcatly I Hy some one ln authorIty To use him up complciely. Wo know not why an editor Should not more roiirteous be: And. when blg letter* come to hlm, Their contenta try to see. He mlpht flnd them superlor To any of hla own, And. too. regret r-_rne future day That they away were thrown. It will hc tvdmitted bv impartial obserrers that thia practically disposes of Utloa. Of late years her ambltion baa been to win the plaudlta of mankind as a literary centre. But, after thia revelation of her pronounced eruelty t-o one of heT own ofTapring, a poetess by birth, achievernent and the hablt of lnolosin_r stampa to editora for the retum of her unavailable verse, I'tlca- might as well cherish an atnbi tion to be known a*J a voWno oentre or n seaport centre or a datc palm centre. She will douhtleos long conriniie to be a hop centre, but her literary goose is ooohad, and thea, too, by her own hand. It ls only fair to state that "The Obsorver'' soleinnl.v protests that it has never retoined nny of t.he oontin_ent postnge stamps of thg Swcet but, snubbed Sin?oi- of Corn liill. It fnils t-i state, however, whether or not it has eteadily baa paid her linerally for w.iking her l.yre to eneoiiraged her to contribute to ite columtis and ocstasy. D-ktg it can satisfactorilv answer this lattor innjiir.y she is jiistified in shaking her gory looks at "The Observc" " 'or neglectin_ to aet the part of guide, philosophcr and friend toward a buddin? hard. Tl)e friends of The Tribune who propose to be present at its seini-centennial anniversary next Friday evening, or who ure looking forward to the pleasure of reading the report of the exercises, will rejoice lo loarn that Kdward < lnronce Sted man has aoccpted an invitation to contributo B poom to the oceasion. -Mr. Stedman's well-aohieve.l place in the front rank of American pocts, and his rcgard for ti.e newspapcr whioh has so often lieen BBliehad by his varlously aceomplished pen, are the guaranteea oT "a notable production for our jubilec. The line between expert and non-expert tcBti mony is a flnc one. The other day a physician was on the witnp.~-s.and in a Trenton court, when the question, " How many ribs are there in the human body?-' was put to him. Hc rcfused to auswer on the sLngular ground that the question was a technical one, and that he was not under any obligation to answer it be> _use he had not re ceived a fee for expert testiuiony. The Judge, properly we think, commilted him for contempt of court. It is to lw presumed that every doctor knows the correct answer to tlio u_ae____-_ This witncBS, however, may have sutl'ered a lapse of nieuiory. In that case there would be no inipro priety in the Judge _ excusing him on the ground that to have confesscd his ignorance would have involved a loss of professional standing. and a con sequent loss of fees. The Tammany politicians who nre BBtMag to tear down the ''ity Hall and buil.l a greatcr one have no keener a sense of the eternal fitness of thiflgg than IVter Kingsto-n, of PriflWtOfl, N. J., who ls conlident that the kev lo tlie rapid-transit problom would l)e turned ii the ("'ity Hall were deniolisiied to make rootfl lor a gigaatlo raiiway stntion. A new Frencli law empowers the? cotu-te. arheo dealing with offenders who have committed crimes not of the highest- grade, and who have never l.cen previously accused, to euspend sentencc on the crlminnl for a p.-riod of H~e y.-nrs. and if in that time no addittonal aeeaaattoo is made the offender aacapaa pnnlahiaent, Ihe jadgea in this State. without formal nuthi.rizutioii hy law, fro quentlg allow a young oll'cnder tO RO bBB alter hc hns plaaded nuilty, with a waral?_ that it subsequently arrestcd he mav l>o oooipeUed tO scrve a term of imprisonment on the original charge. Tlie Freneh law legalizos such a s.._teni, and if the judges aet with diseiriion it is poagtbld that young men, led by sudden teiaptatiofl into a flrst- ofTr-nce, may 'h? saved froai a ___!____?_ career through leniency in the diepooltton of the BBBBB against them. The punishnient for second ofTences is made correspondingly heavy. Is Controller Myors araitiflg for some clever lawyer to come along and tell him that his eon? traei with ex-Co_gKaBBaa Adaaaa is n..t worth the paper it is writteu on?if indeed it is iu wrii ing?nor even the breath rcspirvd into a willing _ar? The cotirts luwe always liold all OOBtTBOta .,f this elaaa to i>c void, as Bgaloal pu'.lic poUej, and cunseqiiently beyond the power of any <'<"' porntion, niunieipal or other, to make. If Mr. Myors should pay that cnorninus fec, d.aes he n-)t know that any taxpayer can ent'orcc its recovery from him? or may arrcst its payment, or even now break np the contract by an injuuetion? l'ouder, Mr. Controller. The seductive potency of tbe gieeagOOdB cir oular is illustrated by a singulnr lnwsuit iu Ken tu.'ky. a reprraratatlre ol ofveral citizens ot tiuit State M is BOflt tO .NVw-Vork tO invc-t B sum of money raiaed to pn iv has,- ooanterfeil aaoney. lle retiirncd without the iuoticv an.l said ll.-.t ho bad i>e.'n defraaded bj the men arbooi hc n.ct la this city. The Kentii.-kiaiis pi-elcrrptl, however. to Im-Hcvc ti.o reDreeentatlona of their ooneapondenta, wim had protiii.sc.l t<> deal will) llu'tn " in the Btrlcteal honor and oonfldenee." nnd thev have beaaa s-iit i<? reeoTer the n_oney Intrnated t-. their Bgent, who. they think. UOed it l"i' bla OWB lienefil They ciav have dilli.-nltv in ooBviflOiag the ooarta that thev are eatltiod to any relief for ihe loss resulting from their oam folly. PERSONAL J. B. Grinnell, foundcr of the L.wa city whirh bear. hia name, whose -with araa BBBOaaaal laat week, vca tho p?rtlcular persoa i,> uhom Horaw t.reeley art clivssed that famous BBBBBtfe, "Oa West, young raaii, BBd gww up wltli tho countrv." He wu., a roaog t'ODgregatlonal minister lu Near-York -state beforo h-_ ac!e-l on Uils advlcc. 1...1-.1 Hosse, the Rrlti-h astrononier, addressed the A-tnniomlcal feo. lety of the l*acllie Ifl ean Franolaco a ftm .i.ivs ago, darottag hlm-eif mainly to n de-crlp tion of the great refle.-tlng u-lescope at Blrr Caatle and Its work. Lawraaea Ban-ett's will le-ves 91.H00 per year to e;.. 'a of his three (lau?'liter<, nnd ihe remainlDg lncome from I?fl cstato to liis wife ?-, jong aa she remnlna a ?rido?. ir sho msrrles, ihe is t,, bava Balr aaa thlrd of llie ,:.-t Inioine. uial Um reaotnlng (wu-tiilrds u to bt ,i;v ,i <! Btn Us tii.. danghteea, The lanaara laal Mra, Hoakl-Maariaa i? anxioua ta sell her Une t'alifoinl.i ro - :<:.-t,.... ,..,-.-? g* ? gnW llre, so..|iis to I a\e :,,r IU fouinlnlloii tlie fa. ! tlnit -.nne ...' har famttaia aod pletoiaa __ai baaa >hippe?t ?aai Neverili. I.---, "The Sai, Kiancisc. Chrotii. le" Ib iii-in.sed to .(iiestion ihe tnith of ikaaa aaaaaaee ni'-ii ? 'I de l.ii.s tliat tha niaiis|,,n still reiiiain BBM of llie BMfll liatut .oiuelv and eottiiileleiv fllvnlsli.-,! on the E-elflc ?'".?'. Bat thal ioaraal aoa_i Thea. b ; regrol that M:-,. Hoaklns-Seartefl ihouM ? of her Ume in ihu city. r.-rhups this ls nol i.ltou'.'il.e- to ne nuudei-d at, conaldoriun Uie fact thai ahe possessea handiome clty and eot___ry re->ldenoea it the Eact." Mrs. Cathtrlne T. Shipley, who dled ln Sallsburr, Md., I.i-t weajJL cl-'ilnied dlrect dcacent from Lord B-coo through her fnther. lt |a lilntcd that Mlsa Phebe Onzlna ma- realgn tha offl'-e-of BBarooaTy of Ihe Board nf Lody Managers of the World's Kair becatm Uie Board of t onUroI haa votei ili;.t all nnrraBpaoiaOUa <?? the Board shall be nndcr the direetlon od Mr.. itofmer. Thla, she la reported to hava toitX, I* taking her right* away. FaUier Ignattua wm prohiblted from hoMIng aervtri* In Eplscopaj rhurrhes in Philadelphia, before ne hai applied for a liceme, by BUhop Whltaker; bnt h? leriurcd last woek in the Industrlal Art Hall afterrooaa und cvenlngs. Senator Waahbiirn, ol Mlnneaota. has en many Scundl navlan* In hia conatltnenry that he haa deelded lo vUj? Norway and Swcdon thla summer to study the orlalnaJ stock. Senator Quay, who ls back ln Waahington, la freatly Improved Iri hcalth, but he did not ratek a flh __a tarpon during his recent atay In Florlda. C.unt Herbert Blsmarck, accordlng to "The Oallf nanl Mcs.senger,'' recently loat $70,000 In tha Nlra clubs. The Rev. Joseph Cook haa been credlted with tx plainlng Stanley'e abandonment ol hia leetare engage* motita ln Toxa* on the ground that Uie great explorer was In p -ril of hclng ?? Kukluxcd'' for having tafccn Frcnrh Icave of tho Coufedcrate eervtce. And the leet-BBOO l? al-o reported la have aald that he had canoelled some of his own engagemente ln Uie I?n? Star State bw eaaa free ..peech was not tolerated there. "The Galvcston News," though. ptlnta a Dallas dls. pefch strongly dlserediflng thls i?tory so far as II relrtles to stanley. and Insisfing that Mr. Oonk'a da'ea have not boen withdrawn. l'ua.lbly Uie greal ex potinder l.as a doublc. Madame Albani has return?d to London after a very suocessful season in Holland. Prince Anton Rndxlwlll, the father. and Counte** Aronlcka. BBO_BOC_Bi -In-law, of Prince George Radzlwtll, have procured an order from the ro.irts at Pot*dam. piadng Prlnro oeorge under tutclacr, on areoont rrt his extrnvagant mode of llvlng. Hia raelng stable U to be sold off, and It is under-tood Uiat bl* crodltore will lose every tht ng. THE TALK OF THE DAY. Says a clerk of a Weatern hotel: "There ve TotB of whdmalraJ people In the world. There ia a trareb Ilng man, for In-tf.-.nce, who always Inststs on orrupy Ihk' room 441, says It lnsures liis dotng a good1 bu*1 nea_. Then the snperstiflo-is people are almply with? out nnmber. Tlte most snperstltlous people to a Intei are the waltera and bellboys. If they ara rrap-ahooters or pollry-players tlrey pl'k np all sort# of numbcrs nnd use them. Some walters will not want to serve the gue^ts where there ar? fliirtcen seated at a table. A boBbdy who b rallcd at eight minutea of l_ o'i |(?-k lo Room 45 would rlsk hts money on the combinatlon fl-12-45 eomlng out at pollry. The beliof ln sigiw of gix.d or 111 litek ls not as notleeable, however, now as ln tho past. Among hotel guer-ta I notlco that lt Is conflned mora to Southern vlsitora and from t!ic reason that Tt ls lear.ied from colored .ervauts or nurses." Eronomv ln PlB-B. A literarv ladr who wrlte* fr* tlie. BMfBBUiea met a frietKl on tho atroets of Oalfaalaa. ?? ^ ou -'.-ni (0 Xm ln liigli *pliits. Ilerird ^inie good ne.s ! (i.iing to get B_airte- ?'" a-.lted tJic friend. -oh, no: Its Dettar tium th?t. I've Ju?t got a letter from the adltor od ''lli- I._d>?,' Macuzlnc.- taelBS. ie .- n , heck tor 000 In p-vment of my artirle on 'Beooomy ln Dl<ua.' and I am golng right now to buy :ne a new bro<ad"d sllk velvet dre<s. mwte In tlie Uitcst stylc. lf lt tal:es every cent of the flfty dolla^*.? ?(Texas tslftings. "As the season advances,'' ohserves "The Jackson ville Tlmes-rnlon," la a burst of franhnoss. ?? the tarpoa talos grow larger. more cxtended ln detalls and more BXeitlng ln the nr.rmtlon. The sllver king' la gettlng longer. heavler, stronger, gamler and more pientiful every year-lf we let the flshermen tell lt," In I'arls there lives an emlnent palDter who Is eronomi.al and >et,te-itioi s. The other day one of t:"? itadenta broke a pat.e of glass In tlie studlo wlnrlo-v and repnead lt t mporarlly by pattlng a sheet of paper over the Bpertare. iVIieii th% n. inter ran." down next mcrnlng, ha thnist his (ai,e thnuigli tlie makesl.lft wltl. the re* Bmrk, ?? Hc thal hr&iks paja." Koaa ><t v.\e clas-, however, took the hint, Tnn next m >rnlng anothT ?l.o..t <>f paper waa paated bobom Um aiadaw. lt met with Ihe "-iirnc fite. And -o on tl.e ne.vt day, aad ao on tlie ti.llllll. On the Rfth day, wlien tv artlst came down, there was tho paper a-, batoro. Fire fla?hed from hts ey- , aad i-oHrn.g. ?? Ho that breaka iiavs:'' aa drove'im rane through tlie paper?aad t'irotrih the paaa of da-a b-TOnd lt that had been put In l.v the sturients nifl! then t-arvfnlly pasted over with a sheet of paper.-tLondoa ndUits. A great, rellglotis se:vlce thnt recently foole plaee Ia C'alcutta ls thus BBoaAb A. -'Two hurdi'd IhOOBBBd per noa taok part la tba laiiica. Batooa. aaa_hBB__ap nierchant-:, ihopkeepeia, ple<uler?, professor*;, BrOdNntaa and loetora WON piOaenti and the llliidoo l;vX\<-i f;i.te<t. Three bnadred Bnihmlns ronduct"d tl-.e Mrrteea, chant Ing tho Vedaa. Tea thous.-ind hoaaaa were parf-naai f>r tke protection of religlon, thou?-inds satig tli? hvnia-, and sh-.iiTs and horriblo BWOnOB ree.t fie nlr, the people seeming __at. Many of tliem s'wooneil, add one devotee offered his ntck, but was prevented." Btorybodr kaewa what '?foofceap" paper is. but everybooff rtoes not lenow how lt came to bear thal naino. ln order to in(teaso his revenues Charlea I pantad eertala privileaea, amountiug to BBooopollaa, aad among Uieae waa the -UHinJaetare ol paper, tha ezcloalva right of wkleh wbb -old t.> aertau parties, who graw nch, and enrlehed the Governiaenl at tho expense <>f thoaa arho were abttgaa to u-e paper. At ti'tt tinii- aU Bnglis- paper bora the roral arms lo watera-arha. The PBruaB-aal uoder Oroaiwell m;?de iport if thls law in every posalbla B-aonar and among othcr lodlgnlt-M to tiio BKBMM. of Charles, It w.i ordared that t'ae rojral arma be removed fr"m th-> paper, and that the noVt can and liells should b* u?cd as a suh-tltnle. When the Kunip Parl Ia men t wa.s pro r igned th.-c were alao removed: but paper of tln; ilea of the Parlianieiitaiy .oarnaU, which i> u-ially BOOOt Mvanteen by (buv-een Inchas, s'ill bcars the bobbb of ??foolarap."'?(Harper's Y-mag I'eople. "Flve or six years ago." says "The Detrott Free Pnaa," ?'wlien the luliau brigands captured an Fng H-h naval OaHnor and held him fOf 18JXXX rooaeaa. what did tho Italian (.ovcrnmenl dot It looked on aad laaDad Whfla the BOgHai paid over the money." A Sensitivo Tenant.-Indignant Landlord-If you don't pay np, out you go. I'li have you nred righl oul into the atreet, b:ig ;tnd baggaice. You havon't paid a i aol In da awataa. Pelln(|tie;:t Tenant- Don't do that. I'I] be dl?graced ln tho eyes of the nelghbors. Bathar thaft havo you llre me oat, I'i >tnnd foar ralslng the rent from i*-fl to i*J0 a month.?(Texas Sifting*. In a Kcntucky town recently. every one of the 7_1 adult inhnbitants had the grip. and a patent medicine man who a truck Ihe town |o r.ell a BOB-M-BffOaOl rure got ao dlscotiraged that he iiired a mule to taUe liuu out of town. We are MNDOWhol Barptiaoi Ifl hnd in our orthodos eontemporarr -The Rellatoaa Herali," o. llartf^ixi, the folbiwlug bl. of uifomiatlon und.r tli<- p-nenil headlng --flnlBtera and charehaa*: ">ii-.-> Ulllao BoaseU. ir-? opera alnger, haa appeared in tight^ to the dettcni "t hundreda of BudlenceB ln tho 'Queen's Mat-.' Bh lately trlcd a -.ult, and ?a? defeatod. llea- bond w,h sr-J.(>)U. Slic bai appeared alrt-tdy at 1">0 nlght^.' Aa tht* K folloared and precedod by items a!^>-.il Dwlghl L M.Iy aud other reveretid get.tl-nien. wa Imajdne thm the edltorlal artaasta araot hoaa ^lippcd. ?(Cariatloa L'nlon. Says th- Bev. Dr. B. T. DBIIOWB, Kdltor of "Tha ( hi-Klian Bogbter," of Boston: "If It hadn't be.-u fi?- one word bv telcgram from my wife I BheoM have perl-bei. i-i aU hoaaaa ptooobOr-fi wllh the B-Mai ?( in.f with tha Yellow Hatr,' a- ti.e iad_aoa rallcd Qaneral Cosler, bI tha battie of Iha Uttle iii? lloroi v. h. n i was lu the Dtvin .y Behool at Rarvari i w_b eorre-i.iaarl f r The ttew Yerfe TMhoae. My -rtttra to tho paper BfeOOt AgBaata BOi hU B lt in MaOOlIN niaoarrh and laaoatlgatleo had Bai BMaaglog adltor t_ plve much faith In my ablllty as an laTCStlfBaM Bai exptorer. le khol pBarttaaaao ordered me aerooi Iha plains wtth Maaley and CiiNt-r the lirst Mimaier tliat t wa_ at llarvard. The next year I acted in the BBfOJ tT uf corro>pondeiit agaln for the -ame paper with tha Black HilK e\Kdltion. (u-ter, as cverybody knowa, was a man of much natural roliglous fcrvor, and he ani I got along very well Indeed. so well that a greuB love on my part. at lca*.t, sprang up between u?, and I liked nothlng better than to be wiUi the hand>ome, romantle soldler. In Uie auuimcr of the year tliat Custer was killed 1 was agaln a-ked to go wllh bla baad for the paper Into the Indlan country. I -*ut wovd to my wife: 'Shall I go f The teleh'ram oaua back: "N'o!' I couldn't understand the raeaaage al the Ume, but very *oon afterward the news came Eaal of the battie of tho Little Blg Ih rn and Uie total annlr litlaUon of the danug man and his UUle baud.* Some of the " personals" In Krench newspaners ?M very patlietlc Here i> one: " I t*end you. my beloved, the mor.t urdeut proieslatiwi- of aa utmltenibh! alfetiotu May you tnr lv^ happy aa yoar illeaoa bbbIub bm misenv ble." Auother. evlitently from a huaband t<> hb wMa, leuda: -Come back. Mai-iu. und hrlof iQOahlBB ?o our BOOM nnd lleap la our e-JM. All ?.hall be forgiven." C'on-lderable aenUneal I- caiaOeaaei ln thi-. advortlsa nicut : ?? How i artah yaa w<?iit kis-i> yoar ptoooaa made to me iu Iha loi.ntry. I will be *o fultliful. Ah. il roo onlv kaawl" in-n- foiinvv Beveral wcrtbj la <-ii>her. How praclical ai-o the two following: "To make a weaHfcy rnarrlage nalekly applv i<> Mudiime Bonvleo, aged nliicto.-i. vears." ?? A Beatlamao, good health, weU-to-do, wonld auurn a raoM Mi or wldow with fortaae." Knthor a aaxlura od iMtaphor la givon tn the following: -fnme back, tharles; all N oxplalne.1. den-. Um bouae la ~..u\ wtthaal you: and vour boot-, luighth pohahei. are (.taiidlug ui Uie h:_il, wa?:lug tlielr -weo.u<_s ou tho do-ert air."? llrUii