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FOUNDED BY HORACE GREELEY
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 2S, iso:?.
TWELVE PAGES.
Till: SEW* THIS M0RN1XQ.
Foreign.?.a dow Cabinet ams f?*rm.*tl In Perta
gal, witli Sontag I.i>??*ir_ _s runic Minister uni
Mini-t--r of Foreign AUairs. : ",?? Tlie I'i ij:'*.-.--.
Kaiulaiii of Hawaii Bailed from Liverpool fat
thin country SOI t'uo Teutonic. _r^ TIM Pag-ia
tucntavy alsation f?*r tlie north, rn division of
Moatli was won by Mr. Cil'in-v, tlie atili-Par
bellite eiii),|i(i;.te; Mr. Whitely, Conservative,
was <*i.*eit>,i la Stoekaort ta BBgaaul 1/mi* J. Jen*
ataaa, sra Hilton Borfcar, of tlie failed lm of *?.
H.irk.*r A Co., coiiniiittcl Bakide in aa English
railway cullin*,.'.-= ('ran*.', societies in the north
af Ir--luii. 1 were >aiti to be prepaiiag for forolbk
n'sistiinc.' la Il"tii'* Pule.
(tin_i,-s*.?Doth Hunses la s**ssion. ??.-- S.-nat*^:
\V;i*liiiii:tou'rt fnr?'well address was read; the Sun?
dry Civil Appropriation lull was passed. -___^_
Haass: 11m sU-nlgM sesstaa Bdjanraod at s
a*. I*"*!- a. ni. : a! tho Wiilnestlay's .-w-ssinn tlie
Iiuliait Ai?prti|iri:i!ioti bfll -TRA paawd; Mr. llsit**li
fail.il H. call tip the Anti-Option MIL
D' in.--tie? President -*?'*?< I I ftovehuid sananatMt.
tll" eo!lr|iitli<U <if lll? t':ilu!l**t bj* lin" SC-leCtioii of
Hilary a. Halbert, of Aiaiiama. i*?r Seeretary of
tlie >ay, ami ICtebard Oin*",', al Massacliu?(.'tt.s,
f'r _-t(i-B-iJ Clfl-fisl ?' "rr- 'J he rtulroails iu tho
Midill" ami N*'vv-i".ii>laiid States WON badly grip*
pied ?'.',' tin* sn,,v..t "im. sssi1.. Tho three raring
bills wm* pa*-**'ii ly ihe Kew-Joisejr Sonata; it
is Bl Booted, tb.it tiovertior Worts will veto tlu'iu.
r - Ono life aaa l".t ami twenty-two people
WUtt injiH-Kl in a wreck on tho Fort Wayne l.ail
io:nl, in Indian... irria The twenty-wvenfli an
liuul i-iieanipnu'i.t txt the Depart'neut of N-'W
V_rk. ti. A. H.. was held at Syracuse. __-^-_= In a
collision sn Ibo Pennsylvania Railroad, la Phila?
delphia, fun jip'.'.'.' w**r*' killed and twenty in
Jatad. t,1 ir. A strike MB U'^un in ChK-ai?o 1)^
the switch Undera in the yards of the CUdSfffl and
Westert! indiana FM-t OoBSrSjaajr.
t'ity and Bnbarbaa. I.ea_daal Harrison r.xn
np the Stars and Miip**_. on the New-Vurlt. _-_?-~
The "Southern Society had its annual dinner. ---:
Thc Banna! benah show* of the Westminster Ken*
?al Clu'i w;?< coiitimted. ?ai?i The Soius of the
Hevalatioa had their annual dinner, ns ?" Will?
iam M. Mas asnlaiaed the canec af tho traabka
nf the l:ra_il Hal] Steamship t'onipaiiy. rr ? Dis
a_t**rs and siilT<rin4' at sea were reported as the
result of the u*\e of Sunday last, i s brayton
Ives Banda a ffgfMri reply to Edwin H. Abbott,
t.f the Wisconsin Central Jlailroad. mssa Wash?
ington's lVirthduy was celebrated hy various or
gantBattana in different wa.vs
TTie W* nther?IbSaaaal for to-day: Fnirniostof
the day: aland*, at Bight, perbapa; _sodeiatlng
aaaalbly. Teat-peratara yaaMrday i Highest, 83
degrees; iowest, '."i decrees; avenge, i'i 3-9.
Tho widrspr. od sturm yosDitJiiy (ansel much
delay to tnivol ami nnah imoiivt niiiico
thrni^hotit ? lan.*' scctitm of tho counlry. The
most MiK'tis result from it was a railway cil
lisiun at |*Mli_flphts bctaMSn an .xjucss ainl
u liStl train, which roMiltod in the d*atli of
four sarsSBM and tho injury of a much Lnrger
lniiiilior. Tho BTP-SRSt-tTR of tho collision i*
tbat ihe cnj_iiiecr of thc expjes*. saw Ihe* danger
signal, but (ming to thc icy condition of the
tiselv's was nnalilo ls stop in time. Tho ob?
vious infeionce fran this is that ho wai riui
ninj. nt ! *o prat s|K*ed when approachm*.' tho
crt-asinj;.
How somo Democrats do love drover Cleve?
land ! The Assemblymen of Domocnvti. faith
wero thrown into a panic yostei-day by the in
troduoticn of a set of rescrlntions conj-iatulatinp;
thc l'rc-iidont-elect upon his coining inaiiRiii'.'i
tion, and incidentally praising him for Sfpoiat*
inp M(ssrs. Lamont and Hissell fr> places in the
Cabinet. Mr. Otto Kempner. the recalcitrant
Tammany man, was tho projector of this in
noeont-soi'tnnij* lirebrand into tho Tammany
camp. The result can easily bc imagined.
Whether Mr. Cleveland or Mr. Kempner re?
ceived tho worse snub is an open question.
A handsome gift has been made to the Ked
tress Association, of which Miss Clan Barton I
is the president, by Dr. Joseph Gardner, of \
Bedford. Ind. It consists of a tract of improve!
land containing 7***:_ acres, situated on the
southern border of Indiana. The intention is
that, this property shall l.e made tho head?
quarters of the Red Crotv*. for which purpos-o
it has many advantage*, including a river
frontage of one mile and excellent railway
facilities. It is an eminently worthy society
which !):?. Gardner has chosen u the object
of bia generosity.
The Democrats in tho Assembly bsd an sc*
eeaa of reason and Rood >"n**e yest, rday, and,
in view of the sturdy light made by the Be
publioana on Tuesday against the Peraonal
Registration lull, called a halt in their plan
(f puahing the Kill through regvdleaa of rules
and the demands of lair play. Tlie measure
has now goiio over until next Wcilne-tlay,
when, it is BtipnlRted, ihe Republican* are io
have a full opportunity for discussion. This
is ;! triumph worth fighting for. The course
of tho majority on Tuesday waa disgraceful,
and it is not Burprising that the bad effect >>'
such sbamaloaaly partiaan tnctica bu been pt _?
ceived by the men vin run th" Legislature.
Tho niiiioriiy has rights which cannot, bo safely
oven iden by brute fore.
Mr. Cleveland has given tho cnuritry another
sm*])! iso. Tba completed Cabinet li*t wsa sent
tnt from tho ** lilt lo White House" at Lake*
wutul last evening. As was expected, Con?
gressman Herbert, of Alabama, gets the Navy
portfolio; but ihe Attorney ?Generalship goes
to Mr. Richard Olney, of Boston. Mr. Olney'a
name had been scareely mentioned in connec?
tion with a Cabinet place, and his appointment
will cause mire wonder than that ol' -Mr. lb ko
Smith, for the latter was allowed to loom grad
nally Into the sunlight of publicity. The s I c
tion ol' .Mr. Herbert fm- Secretary of Ihe Navy
is a conspicuously cxc-lli nt one. Mr. Herb rt's
course as chairman ol' tiie Committee on Naval
Affairs is a guarantee thai his policy sa ihe
bead of iho Department will be libera] and
enlightened. __m_____m__m_mmtm
A SIGNAL nu: A HEW POLICY.
President Harrison celebrated a patriotic
holiday by raising the Anni i* an Hag over the
New-York. While th" oeremoniea were de?
layed by an unfortunate railway secident, the
change of colors waa witnessed by a brilliant
assemblage and was honored by a naval saint"
front the Chit ago. The occa-a ll mai keil. a*
al! Americans who love their Hag "ill hup", tho
turning-point ot' the fortuna of the merchant
marine. Dining recent years the United state
has been raving its pennies in ucaii mail con
tracts and flinging away its millions in freight?
age to foreign shipowners. The raising of the
flag over the New-York is ihe signal for a wiser
and more patriotic policy.
lt is now commonly sdmitted that ihe con?
ditions are favorable for a general revival of
the Nation's shipping interests. The dovelop
meni of iitin and steel manufactures has been
one of tho chief marvels of ihe recent indus*
tris! progress of tho United States, lt ha* '!"
privod English shipbuilders of that marked
superiority in the construction of iron ships
which they Required when the tonnage of the
seas censed to !?<* largely constructed of lim?
ber. The building of the new Navy ha* in?
volved an enlargement of the plan' snd sn
improvement of ih<* mechanical pr cesses in
shipyards, lt ha* aNo reduced, a* Chairman
Herbert has sdmitted in his last Naval report,
at l<-.a*t 89 per cent the cost of a --hip of war.
Wiih this Democratic expert testimony <*n
record, what enemy of American shipping will
now ventura to assert that the different ? in
lirst cost between a bome-buili snd a foreign*
huilt ship is ao great tbal competition is im*
practicable? The building <>f the Navy bas
cheapened tho tonnage coal of shipbuilding, and
supplied the plant and equipment i-.|ni-it.- for
tho economical c instruction of a nev. merchant
licet.
Moreover, the marvellous expansion of Ihe
Nation's foreign commerce btu supplied a vol?
ume of freighting and passenger business
which encourages vigorous competition. Dur?
ing the las! fiscal your thal commerce amount* -1
to 81,857,679,603, with freighting charges
largely exceeding 8200,000,000, Thal is a
business of enormous proportions, of wbicb
American shipowners now have a beggar!,
share, li is not from lack of business that the
I'nited States pays thi-. tribute i * foreigp ship?
owners. It is from lat lc of enterprise and
ship*, and from an unintelligible neglect of
shipping intereata. There ia a freighting busi?
ness of extraordinary magnitude awaiting a
commercial marine nnder the American flag.
Tho gieat, markets opened abroad fur farra
products and manufactures, the remarkable in?
crease of tho Import trade by the enlargement
of tba free ichedules and the favorable effecti
of the negotiation of Reciprocity treaties offer
a rms. favorable opportunity for the real na?
tion of the. merchant fleet.
Bot it must, ik4 be forgotten that while the
Ant eost of an iron ship has leen greatly re?
duced, and while lhere is an immense freight
big business inviting American oompotition, the
high seas swann with foreign ships manned by
ebeap labor and to a largo degree protected
by Bubsldiea snd bounties and by insurance
discriminations and Lloyds' ratings. It is di*
difference in tho operating expenses and in?
surance of an Ameiican in comparison with an
English ship that has told in ne heavily sgRinsl
our matine than the difference In th" first cost
of tonnage. In order to overcome tliis disad
vantage and to efl set the bounties and sub?
sidies of nraritime Europe the, American Gov?
ernment must adopt the English policy of litt?
oral compensation for mail service. The con*
version of tbe Inman into tbe American line
is the direct, result of ih" passage of tho Ocean
Mail Subsidy set and of subsequent legislation
authorizing tbe registry of two foreign-built
ships, lt. denotes s reversion to timi system
of enlightened adf-intereM by which England,
when free trade in fi fighting was proclaimed
on tho high seas, expended 8250,000,000 iu
mail subventions during a single generation
and created B merchant marine, an RUXiliarj
navy and a c unin* rciiil empire.
THE JERSEY GAMHLIXQ RILLS.
During tbe campaign last fall Tun Tribfre
charged that a large* fund had been raised by
tbe Democratic managers iii New-Jersey for
campaign use in that .State from the racetrack
proptietors, the condition of the infamous bar?
gain being the passage of laws by the Legis?
lature now In Bession ut Trenton to legalise
winier racing and belting, and to break down
many of the provision! of btw that now render
gambling crimes unsafe. Thia deal was en*
lored int_) only a few weeks before the close
of the eampeign. It relieved thi* Democratic
National Committee of the necessity of spend?
ing much money in Nrw-.bisey. lt, helped to
cany that State for Cleveland and Wei ts. and
tho fruition of it is now developing in the New
Jersey Legislature, with all the attending cir?
cumstances iiMial in such a_.minal.lc transac?
tions.
The rating crowd have put font arri gi eal,
demands, but only in strict BCeofdsacs with
lin* promises mad-* to them when t.hev furnished
tho sidney to dec; tbs Demociatie party's can?
didates. They reqoiro the passage of titree
separate bills, tho c, niliined effect of which
is t*) confer upon the county authorities in (adi I
county tho right ti permit racing within their
jurisdiction and belting on tho tracks every day
in Ihe tear, lo cnalde the poolrooms to do bU_J"
ness in connection with ihe tracks snd to re?
duce the numbai snd degree of offences under
ihe gambling clauses of the penal statute-. In
a word, these hills legalise all tbat i* ii"-:
degrading and shameful in ihe long li*t qi
racetrack abuses. They aro absolutely inde?
fensible. They have none "f the conditions
which serve lo Justify the Ives Pool bill in tho
minds of many respectable and intelligent mon.
They do nf reduce gambling or regulate it.
They do no: prated th" impecunious and speen*
lative. They make it lawful !<> ii"t in tile
worst forms of garni.ling, and they make lin*
turf a nu an* whereby the vilest gang* of pro?
fessional raftla.k "crooks.' may impudently
carry on their schemes to plunder tlc* foolish
public.
These bills have passed both houses a! Tren?
ton, lint noi wiih'.ut a full exposure of their
character ami motive. Tho Demociatie man?
agers have ki pt their bargain like honorable
knave*. Having received thc price of the
State's betrayal, they have gallantly redeemed
ile ii- contract nm Ihey still have Governor
Wrns to handle, There 1* little doubt
that tho lacing gang received whit! iii good
faith th"., regarded as his approval nf the
deal before Hey paid ovei* their money. Hut
tlie public "iii he Blow t" b. li.-v. that he was
actually consulted, ami before tl"' idea *?f bis
complicity in tho shameful compact can be
tolerated he must act on the hills offered for
his signature. If h.* allows them to become
law, he will sign hiiiisr*]f a party lo oil" of thc
vilest bargains thai ever disgraced mn* politics.
POLITICAL " i.REES OOODS.n
Persona tvho have conversed with Demo?
cratic statesmen at Washington latelj on cur?
rent politi al topics, a-, for instance, the Cab?
inet appointments, distribution of patronage
under the new Administratl in, silver and tarin'
legislation, cte have found thom unusual*.
rein "in and guarded in the expression of opin?
ions about Mr. Cleveland or his policy, lt i
perfeetly veil known at Washington that, pri?
vately and muong themselves, Democratic Sen
arms and mernie i* ?,i' Congress express their
discontent and disgust at ih** general situa?
tion "i'h great freedom and profane ger
rulity, Most nf them, however, ate shy of
committing themselves in interviews for pub?
lication, and when approached on ih" subject
i.nly smile a sickly smile, or iu the desperation
of their distress turn some melancholy {oki.
themselves. They ai" not exactly kicking, but
the. sra by no nc an* H.rful. They _e**m a
disappointed rather than a victorious party.
They sra in the condition af bewilderment in
which Judge c bb, of Alabama, tinting the bus
session having, as tho Hon. "Tom" Watson
alleged, more corn on than nanni, made him?
self immortal by the Inquiry, " Where was I
a*'.'" The. do noi mem to kn tv where thc..
wi ra si before tbe election, n< r arhat they gol
by cairying it. A certain shame facednesi of
maimer gives them the appearance of having
been np to something 'f which Ihey sra noi
I aiiictilarly pr,,ml and having g I caught at it.
i aught at if. not %t -it.-, * s-ful adventure*rs o Uh
full 'locket*-?theie would hav !"? n some -ni*
faction iii th.it imt a- dupis wi,., Imi tried ? ?
foo. oilier 'leople, had got fooled tl" in - ll i ?
and wi !?? e ming oul empty handed.
Tl,.*... gentlemen, tl"1 Democratic leaden
lune been engaged in a political " green g i-'
gnni". This ?.?.im.- i. always played by "ii" -* f
of swindlers upon am it ber. Men who nani t
..I money dishonestly, Imf don't know how
an* lured Hv men win, ai*., wont i * get mots ?
dishonestly, hut do know* h.nv. into a trap
win!'" Ihey pill up good money for tbe purchase
- f wenhN-s counterfeits, which iii*-*, ara chral
cl .nu of. Hoing lie-in-- L--* engaged in a
dishorn -i transaction, the. have tn* remi ly
against the cunninger rascals who have cheated
ile-m. They consequently, n* a rule, mal. ? nu
complaint, l>"t |*ockel their losses, and iwall it.
their discomfiture with what grace they may.
Th.* "green go*_|s" swindler offers for a cei
tain aai'iunt of the Govi rnment's genuine pr iii
Ises t" pay a much larg, r amount of counter
f it promisi. to pay .* i weil executed a* c.
[as* nitho.it detection. Tho viotinj, .quail*
dishonest lm! I"*s cunning?though ho think.
himself unoommordy Btnart?advaooea his hon
ral money, and with goat mystery and seoreoj
is furnished a package supposed !?? contain tho
"green goods," <r rounterfcH stuff, Afcassf.
diatance he opens les package and finds?noth*
ing hut brown paper. If, iu Ins Indignation
:h being swindled be looks for a remedy be
suddenly linds that there is none; ihat thc
law affords lcm ii ? satisfaction, ami thal if be
makes public hi* misfortune be will only be
laughed at for hating been himself duped in
an enterprise in which In*, undertook to dupe
tither people, lt is a CRSC of lin* biter bitten,
and all he can do i* t ' keep still and conceal
both his mortification and hi* loss,
The chicago Convention was in spirit and
purpose a "green goods" enterprise, Its lures,
in iho form of counterfoil promises, advertised
io I,,* so like the genuine ni appearance a* i ,
peas anywhere undetected, were pul ont iu
??very direction. Democratic politicians knoa
ing them lo he bOgUS itlV.r-.ted in th.-m : .1 I
\anced largo sums of ni uu-v lo toke them up
and pul them in cimilatl -a ii"t t i i," re
doomed, hut to victimize a confiding public.
They elected Mr. Clevohtnd. Since thal
transaction was consummated they have I.n
gradually opening tin ir ( ii ,<*t hags ami |,\
degrees examining the "green goods" upon
which they were expecting to do a profitable
business for four yens at thc public ogponsc.
They don't find even Iho grot ii goods, li's
mostly brown paper. So far nothing thal has tl"
semblance oven of "green goods" except Car
li*le?a manifestly genuine one dellar bill. Ami
they sro estopped from kicking. The;, know
the gun" or though! the. .Ii.l. and Instead of
fouling other people have themselves been
fooled. That's why they BK nit talking ninth
iii public. And that's why among themaeli *
ihey anil it a "ll.ax"' Smith Cahill.'), and Iho
whole business a "hom- pocus" performance.
NOT A CONSPIRACY.
The assertion of Chicago papers that thora
is a conspiracy in New-York t.. Injure the
Columbian Esposition i* probably meant ._ be
taken only at a huge discount. And yet il
doubtless does seem h-ss ridiculous there than
it does heie. Chicago is certainly in a rather
sensitive, oandition just now, inn thal is nit
unnatural. Communities anti individuals en?
gaged in enormous undertakings of a novel
character rarely fail to feel tho pressure, an.I
frequently respond to it, in a nit, altogether
hoc,,ming manner.
Chicago, it is true, set aliinit the task of
.tenting a World's Fair under a folio im?
pression, ;,?d |,;,s never got entirely rid of H.
Tiie belief prevailed thew that New-York was
deeply ehsgrined and dissppointed. That was
an e.nu. No such state of mimi predominated
here. It. was, to be sure, Bomewhnl bewilder
ing ami perhaps mortifying to tut lite claims
and offers of tho nwtrqpolis bo easily anti ?]<*
ci*i\e!y rejected hy Congress, hut then was
noi anv general feeling of profound n gret thal
tin* honor which bad been spelled foi had been j
awarded t/i another applicant, nor of hostility j
to t,.io sm ("s-riii c impetitor. la toot tbeis bad
been nothing like n universal sentiment behind
our application, Snd as time wont on a sense
of relief nt our oscspe from sn onerous, however
honorable, burden grew stronger rather than
weaker. The attempt to make political capital
for a subsequent campaign out <*f tho business
by h hiing certain petty leadors responsible for
what wa- called "the loss of tho Fair" was a
failure. There is no leas rn to suppose that a
hundred v sos trew gained or lost in thal way.
Il is true thaf for a Cine there was a good deal
of not very brilliant jesting in New-York news?
papers at Hie alleged expense of Cbieego, and
thora was some sharp ami Justifiable criticism
of the way ia which tin* col ass] undertaking
was initiated. Hut dui ing the last year the
admirable character of the work dom* in prepa?
ration for tho Fair has been cordially snd In?
telligently recognised by the press cf this city
and by all who have had the chance io ex?
amine it. anti at the present moment wo do not
believe that a single citizen of Now-York is
openly or secretly cherishing a hope that tho
result ol' this luig and arduous labor will bo
less iliiiii magnificent.
Our Chicago br; Huon fail, we think, to make
a pieper allowance for th" fae! that, a public
enterprise of great magnitude never ena bo
carried to completion without giving rise to
misunderstandings which ii would lie desirablo
io avoid, snd cawing complaints some of which
at hast are honestly believed to he just by
those who make them. Such an undertaking
necessarily develops a great deal of friction
and involves ii"! a few mistakes which aro
, ,'?' "dingly grievous lo those who sillier hy
Hu m. Ami complaints are much stirer of pub?
licity than eulogies. They ai * inevitable, anti
ii j* wi-" fm- th.,se at whom they ero direct?
ed t" bear them philosophically, as part of a
-aeiiliee which ha* been voluntarily accepted.
On the other hand, a disposition to pick flaws
in tho huge and complicated lalo ic "f an In?
ternational Expoaition ought not to lu- unduly
indulged. Eagerness to find fault i* not only
discourteous hut unpatriotic, when the credit
of ihe country is involved. Criticism which
aims at improvement is legitimate aid may be
valuable, bul carping il'""* a greol deal mot'1
hann than god. lt is frequently mg*
? -td. fn- example, ihat our Western breth?
ren sre making elaborate preparations ta ex*
i.-it the las* dollar of iu tits \\hi.li ih" Ex?
position rsn be made to yie'd. Very likely Iii''
pt'ciuiiaiy ju-, spei-is ara kept pretty steadi.j in
view. Tiny generally ore. We do not inp
I. that ii th*- Koli wera ta I"- held hera in
New-York self-sacrifice would be the tn *' ros
ipicuous feature "f tbe lime. Hui neither d'*
wo suppose thai Chicago is going t ? be a den
.if thieves on and after May I, We confi?
dently believe that there u-ilLbe mora hos?
pitality than rapacity there, i 1*1/1 thal mosl "f
the discomforts and disappointments which
may have to be endured villi I"* dwi t.. tho
conditions whi'h the execution *f every such
projci t inn.* ju ? duce.
77.) 1 AM I I I I Tibs.
Iii tin* *-. tnt.* un Tuesday Senator Hale, of
Maine, called attention 1 * the fad thal under
the prevailing system of "general pair*.*' be?
tween members "T opposite partio-i it i*
impossible lo gel a voting quorum in the S li?
sle, though many mora than en ugh io mn
?' a quorum are in and about the Cupit il.
lh* -cl n had I"' "tu'* a common practice .or
Si ',rds wh,. are paired 1 n gem ral politii il
.|,I.-.ii.,ii - iii dei lim- to .'?!?? on any proposition
i\hate, er, even tb ugh n Involves no question
? I a politii il 11 itu". This abuse *>f the _ys
1. m ul pairs has reached a polnl where it in?
terferes seriously with tho transact j a of busi*
ii---. ami is especially felt al Ihe presenl time,
.then only a fow days remain of th** se_*i n
ami the frequent taUura of a quorum retards
husiiit **. --natur Hale's remedy for this is
iii.it there li" a general understanding among
Senator- that the general pan* between mem?
ber, of opposite parties apply only to tho Luge
[io!i;ii.il issues, and that mi all ordinary quos*
lions 0very Senatoi present shill v, i . wbetbor
'toired or ii"t. Frem the point of view of
-.?iiatms ,,'i the tl-ur. responding t.? tho roll
rail and vainly wrestling against the absurdi?
ties <>f custom, system, tradition, usage and
lived mles i 1 transact bnslnes**, tho propooitj 'ii
of Mr. Hale .simus t?? afford au adequate rora*
t'ly. Hm as it bringa und. r discussion tli"
whole system of paning and the principle in?
voked, we venture a suggestion of wider ap?
plication.
Tho practice of pail ing is purely mathemat?
ical?thu arithmetical process of cancellation
hy which au equation may he reduced ti* its
lowest terms through tho elimination of op*
posits factors. It is evidently a good thing.
Why 11 t extend It? That is. why not am* nd
the mles sii thaf tbe paired members shall
count iu constituting a quorum, and then let
permanent palra be announced by which sn
equal number "f members fr*?m each party
shall lt" cancelled tor a whole st..inn or a
wholo Senatorial tenn';' Uv this process a con*
lidcrable number of members of both Houses
would be I*'ft at liberty t<? attend to their pri?
vate business affaira at lu bm as many <?f them
d 1 now?without any blame attaching to thom
for neglecting tho Intercats of their constitu?
ent-*. It would al*" temi ttl the dispatoh of
business by removing from tho floor?particu?
larly "f the House of Representatives-?a ?<>n
rfdcrnblc number of persons who in tho exist?
ing condition 1 f affairs only go wandering
about in an aimles. way. obstructing tho aisles
and passages'and making unnecessary con?
fusion, lt arould simplify tho business of legis?
lation, and few of them would h" missed. The
political equation would remain unchanged,
only reduced to Its lowest terms.
lt may be said that n more direct way to
reach this result w< uld bo to reduce representa?
tion, but n 1 enlightened constituency now en?
joying the high privilege of hiing represented
nt, \\ ii-hiiiglon by Sn. si al 1 -man of superior
gifts selected by it* mosl enterprising and suc?
cessful saloonkeepers will ever listen to tbal
proposition. No, the helier, indeed the only
practical, remedy for the existing e\ils of ob
lentoeiim snd pairing and the Increasing bulki?
ness of legislative bodies is Io legalize t|,(. sys?
tem of cancellation end establish the practice
of peinianent. pairing, liven then there, would
romain the possibility of business being ob?
structed indefinitely by some statesman with
loose month iintl large lung power who might
refuse to !>" paired. In that casu it would l>e
necessary?and it could probably I"* d.with
vmy little difflcuity-to pass ;'i constitutional
amendment establishing a permanent pair for
him imd giving hun indefinite leave of ab?
sence. The tlOUblS With Congress is putty
much tho same as thai described by the
thoughtful citizen of au Interior town, who
ri marked : " There Rle about 500 dog* in this
town and IBO could do all the business."
^^"""^^^*^^^**
TUE DEFECTIVE dress sin:
it H.-miis that a Kansas City -gewspaper, boom*
-that v:i_iieiy described as "mir Ssaart Air*, eon.
temporary,*1 hits made hume _<irf of a more or
lom f<_>ii-.h remark eoooerniai the alleged itm
i.llity nf many men in that Iowa to dispose, oat
ir faetorily to tbeaaselves, *.f their hinds tvlUlo
wearing a fulbdieaa salt, This we Bather from
"Tbs Kansas City Pulliidiinn." which lays BS.de
it_ own cont, os it wore, and SSSSBsUa BSSSalt
ainu battery upon its esteemed contemporary.
After lirst denying the chars-re that Kaasss I ity
men when " wearing fall dress" hn<l themselves
??with a largo stock ol hands in their possession
which ihey don't knew what tq ?!" with," "Th')
Palladium" malo** a half a lm issi" fi of its troth,
hut adds that they know "what to do with them
ic* w-ii aa men anywhere." Thou it boldly opens
an interesting Inquiry hy asking -what in thunder
a Bctf-reopeeting umbi is going to di with his
nacSla anyhow when logged ""t in. evening
iln-ss :"'
After iii!, dons not the slightly violent inquiry
of "Tli" Palladium" rennin that romnion hat
f;ir from fattening nourishment known ns food
for thou.ht :? What can even a man who isn't
?eif-rcapeetlng do with his hands while Immure']
in a diem snit? " Let 'em hung, of course,"
j will iv tho reply of tho Quick and penetrating
I reader, and, no doubt, that i-* the best thing he
r;m tlo; hut it occurs to us Hint it shouTd not
he sn. The dress suit is doffctix-o; it is be?
hind the age; it does not meet tho requirements
of civilized man. The man who can wear a dr.*s.
suit and l"t his hands hang anti swing about
without experiencing a "?en-re of discomfort shows
an instance of atavism. Man originally, of eour-tC,
let his hands dangle and whip ahoiit hint ia
every passing wind, [fe also af" hie food mw
nnd lived in n. cave willi dark tooma, and per?
haps a family in the next cave willi children.
In Ciis primitive condition of life man had
hut little tn do, so li-* did not fiiil it difficult
t<> look after his banda, even if he hud no
place to jut Hiern, lint i's he advanced he bed
oth.r thin';-* to take up his attention B__d
thoughts, and relief from the constant strata of
attending to his hands became Imperative. A
place where his benda could repose in comfort
while his active mind continued to wr.*stle with
Important problems was reen to h.* a noeesoity.
The result was the Invention of the trousers
pocket, the natural home of tho haman mascu?
line hands. Woman, ii"! having any freights'
thoughts like man, and consequently being free
tn look lifter her bands, baa navet developed
any pockets for them.
One of tin* Hoist difficult pP.Homs which thc
s'l'-ntist has to encounter is why man, after
having through I'***"-"' "fears "f erolntl n devel?
oped ;i satisfactory pocket for hi* hands, should
deliberately 'jive it up in tho drem suit. Tor
ih" trousers "f th*' drem .'iit, not always, of
'".*..-, hit in a majority of ri*..*, wo think,
t iking tin* country :i-> a whole, BP. entirely want
in!- in pockets, or tiie p tfkets are rudimentary, <?r
lh.",- sro placed in such :i position that it i*
hnr !>-r Work to knap. Ci'* hands i.'' them thin it
i- tn attend to them outside, "f fours.' Ihe
nen who puts on a dr.-- -nit every evening Bl
8 ,ii lock becomes in time BCSSBteUMd to this
unnatural condition in a measure, snd eveo ap?
pears trjtlitfl xxl h.* eri.,' while his hands nre
loosely swaying at his sides. Hut even in lo
rasa it i* I ii ."iv th" nppearanee of ease, aui
hi* fhtiurht. fr*"|ii*i'itlv revert tn his former
peck.'f.**l state. Mut in the ca***- "I the HMM vvhn
w.-rir** lu* dress *.-iit utily half a dosen or a dojen
times n year the positive misery Invotred iu
suddenly lia' ing a pail "f orphan hands
tilt i pori l.iin 1* si won -onsldersbl-* aird
ii ? .nth if is intense, It is hick of trousers
|,.'-'-e!s i,,r bis hands which makes a man for*
? ,i tli,- :.I things he was going to ss.
in hi* iiff.i-liii!!"r sp- -.'ch *. bs thinks of them
easily enough the n**vt day when be ran gel
rid of lu* hands. It is tba mental strain ol
getting alon.' without trousers poekets whieb
ently hriii'_* ;i tiiin home from an enter
(miine rt in ;i .lemur.il i.? I .-? ? * i ? 1 ? t loll, wiii-ii hi ?
vvii.* tuolisbly si rlbes t" drink, when perhaps
be hasn't had but Ave or -ix km I* ol wine, willi
:i little brandy and a miscellaneous Liqueur ur
two. Statistles ihow lim! only one young mao
In a thousand ean ..mfully propose marriage
in a dress snit, tbe difficulty being solely tin*
iiiunu'it of attention which his h.md* demand,
lt i- hard, ol course, tor a woman to understand
tin* tiling, never herself having f*'lt Ibo need
fi a suitable retreat f*>r h**r hands; bat womeo
ure going to discover when they eome to vote, and
t,, innes distant islands, not to mention lean?
ing to ploy |HtU.-r, that ih.-v will hiive to have
-:,,r.i-.* foeilitlea fnr then- hands, or bs left ii:
tho political r:i'*e. Mi-. I_*n-?? r**-*o*-*ilsed this,
ami had not tb-* rumored approach of crinoline
caused h>-r to withdraw, she would have gone
Into the Senate with little outside velvet pock*
??is for ber banda hanging ip'tn bet waist by
a end.
If our Kansas City contemporaries erm work n
reform In the tire? sun aa regards pockets, it
will i?" the proudest Journalistie feat of the
year. ______________________*?
Tin- Pr-oldenl vis.it*. 1 New-York yesterday en
an err.md most congenial to lu* feeling!
Throughout his t.-rm "f office he has shown th ?
g****nt**sl possible. Utterest In tho restoration of the
nation's chipping inter,'.ts. In messages and
public speeches1, in season and out "I se,ison, be
bas been the eloquent advocate "f tba American
commercial marins. l*robnb.y no other public
question of his term luis occupied a larger share
of his attention and interest. Ile was the
moot delighted sad appreciative spectator of the
ceremony of raising tbe American Hag over th"
New-V-rk.
Mr. Pat Sheedy, pugilist, has dons hu*, '-est to
render the answer to the question, "What fat a
gentleman?" more perplexing than ever. Mc
Sheedy is report'-.I as remarking that bia profeo*
si.mal brother Corbett is "a perfect geatieauui
but crooked."
The Banal men of nuflalo?-eat) their name
is legion?an ol the opinion thal the proposed
trolley will prove cheeper than either horse or
steam power. So "The Buffalo Express" reporta
It is to be hoped Hun the trolley system will
have :i fair trial at BU early day. If it
meets the inst expectations if cannot be utilized
too soon. Tli" caaali need all the help that
can be given them at thus stage of their history.
Judge Jackson wis confirmed on Saturdav, a*
:i nutter of course. There was not even the
formality of s vote In the Senate, li would
hiive iieeii passing strange If members ot bia own
pany bad voted against him simply beeaase be
waa nominated by a Republican. Mr. Harriaoa
violated nb precedent m making the nomlnatlou
when he did; iii fact, he followed numerous
precedents, om*, at least, of which waa eat ih
Uahed in 1801, when President ll dams. Ova weeks
before Hu* close of his term, nominated John
Marshall as Chief Juatiee. The Domination of
Judge Jaekoon was in overy way praiseworthy,
ami it h.is iis-n confirmed without a single
objection.
???> ?
A friendly jury lu W.iles which tried n horse
thief brought in the verdict, "Ws Bad that tbs
Ullin who stole the horse xvas not guilty." "The
Buffalo Cesamereial" la reminded of thia story by
the acquittal af Duggan, who wag indicted for
altering Mime af th?> Buffalo election returns lt
is evident that a Large number ut the reputable
oltiaena "f that city agna with "Tho Contine.
dal."
Mayor Gilroy is Mag R0 time in his prepara
tiuiis ta get rid of the City Hall, and if the peo?
ple of New-York want to stop him they munt
Imitate bia alacrity.
Judge Gresham declaim thai hs will have
nothing to <i<> with office seekera itt this time, of
Course it is wis., imd proper for bim ta keep out,
i-f the IC-amble, but why shouldn't bs commend
s lew Populists to Mr. CJeveknd's f*vor_b_e
conaideratiofl f
The Municipal Unii,linn r__RIRl_BSO||-M are _oi,i_
ahead with their plans for scenting a now cti*
!1,H 7l ft ?? "f I.!<> MM just M tho,,.,,
thara had hoe,, no emphatic expramlon of nul.ll.v
^?"""?"tM, favor of l-avi,'. the vene,.hi,. ,;,,?,?
""""!? ""'? P*rtlal plana have been arranged for
a^ilding ahoat 850 by ;i:,n ho.. ?, ii,,(Mi ,*?,?. ,
tiona, ??d ahogt ISO re.... i? heiRT,t. A bu.i lu.
sf that BhM amy bonsedad te meet tbs demands
of the city Uopur.mt.-nt-. Beyaad quostloa tho
ono site for it. if it is to b. In the ruTT* 1
Park, is not that where the City HallV.IL***
the silo Of the Court House, the l?i____>
Tweed's rasoajity. and tho land adjoini-Tv*
building in which the Tweed Ri"? rank _u ?
ooo can he spared, lt, has nothing to '
lt to popular approval, whit* the City H ,ni<Bd
delight to the eye and mind of every ssa S *
sees it. Some taxpayer ou^ht to brlag tk- o***
tion into court at once. ***?
lt ls "Tho Springfield ]_-puhl'can*? wjj. .
joys the distinction of bein, the ffio,t tfd*
appreciative of all the admirers of Hold* s i*k
It explains that " Hoke stand* !0r the South*^
Smith for the North, and Hoke Smith J^ 9
retinite<| country." If Smith lias sot tho _
monts to pr'?ve this no one els* ne?t1 -xtr-wi**'
(ret the Presidential nomination (,f the -w
eratic National Convention of '?.,.. it wuj^^
Hoke by acclamation. ' * W m
rn
A bill providlag for ii reformatory for ju-rm]*
is now pendine iu the Legislature of Xortil -W
liru. The fae! that the penitentiary uf tu
State contains 'HiO convicts under taaatf i>
of age ami fifty-eight under bfteea puhttt
SSS ought to be sufficient to secure tho pn_M
" iniaiiimoin vT
aw _-,. -.
passage of the measure ny a ???Tintara __i?
On.- cannot think without horror of Um Maa
mt up with tough oki n__
Om* cannot, think withotii .. ,,,;.,
otli'iiders being shut up With to:i_ii oi*J pjwj
hirds. _
PER SOX A L.
Mr. Mort to, vii', hm ;-?<?:! selected is-Vtretaria
Agriculture under tb. new Ail mini-t rn timi, b_?i_v
i-,i ',,1 l>, III,- I:,,lv vv I,), I. ll,,\C lils .If., ul... .
...c., ,..- ,,,,-.., .... ,,< .* ........... -?,,,,,,,.,, UX-DW, *_
?agog lo tin- linly 'vim I- now hts \vlf_ v.u,.n .h. _
fourteen yi-urs ..f np- and ii,- *i.xi..ir, _?.; i*.., .*
not linnn -d nu ive years toter. **
JohR K. Kassell's declination of a Ciblnn p?_.
:i,u, before !:?? sailed fer Europe, -tnt m pM\\r\
Hutt "Tiie Booton <?!**;._'?' doe_ not beUns t_?t _,
cnn be iiei-ii.'iil*'-, tu ih.r: ".',? his mrnA. [\\ ij?1_
nail n physician's ord* r w.i-e -ly, n .,., ^ Ji***
fut Bot BceepltRg HM in nor ^m
i|!iurlers w Illili !:?? lin- OCCOgled so iii.iny yaSBA .^
Hi" Prince toll ta keep up l;K eamtam ,,1 gola.,
nually to tbe watering-place, u v.mii. u* a L
loss to tbe ii'il I* BBd li'iit-l proprietors ot nil tn
ii, tboossnds "f per-ons ure an...ci.-d iMc,,. ?_,,?,
. _ t Mum film's pr.?nee. II- iv III spend s-w-ru'e
lu Letpstg os io* x\i? >? io Kb__Ln**-B mt mut, *
rriiK-e Bl ? ma.-cli bas ieeMsd to pay Us usim ?_
tn Ktaalngen next mininer, snd Ins enp*?<i .^.
.|'"-s winch I:.- lin- occupied s"i many ypnr... -u^y
ustoni gt goiu4 -^
Sftt
lw\,
r-S
Tbs .scli.'ine <tf ih.* CMcsgo <-iiil<ir.*n to par ?*,(.
p'-iiuy subserlptlmis fur Hu* ? i-i lion of a ?f?tat
to linns Christian Andersen mutes ???|:,,. fmRta
chi'i.iilcle 'I', l,_i'r.|,li'' t, ur.-, Hi,, lam* Mrs upon SI
juvenile sdmlrers of lbs j_n-.it itory-teOer m __
clunk) ORT. "*
BSwari Kv oreti Hali* will deliver tho .o-lcatcn
ii'Mr*-.* ulien Hie li"-vv building of Kio M !__.
moils Library i_ formally opened. ^^
Tb_ asarsrs nf Barns tosh Bdvaatap sf Itt a.
iinnty of UM son nf ev lieiniei c-i-iii i? j?n_ _jj
largs -'nus of iiK.ri.-v" at hl_!i nii'i nf Interest mho,
ii tbs kaewlrdga *tf iii* bithsr. When (ht
bi Ibe full extent ol tin. Iso.
Although Verdi li- s d'* liir.tl ta te ? mirquli, ht
ulr.-iKly BOJOI'S B S'"**l immy oilier honors. Ho a
a (..mni.miler of Ibe Legion cl llaasr, a momba
Ol I " Ai mli'lill.- th--, I.e.iiiv .\r.t ha, Hi. (rnB>
( m s if ih,* ltusslati Order of *t. iTntiilssi; U |
li rand t?flic.*r nf the Order ol t'?. Crows *4 Italy,
.?,.?.,.,.* the tinier nf Uwnsol and tho Amtitfi
Urges ol 1 rm:.. .l">Nep!i.
?MHHM^MM?H_.
the tala oi tue dat.
Thangi Hu* e aslag AdmloUtrsttQa is yet rsBSggfl
to _.iy ? .'iilii-y,.!-!"-, tbs lit* if.I.-.? Bboal H?ko .smtu,
lniv-iy th,- oatpat "f On- loksamRb, baa _ir._<_. om
cum.* vni.."i snd Mten-dve. Aod ll boom hrisss dry*
sodas! -!" il-l *i ? i'i" ??'. stake a rolli-rtloa sf Hn-'tiu,
be wilina not I,.- troubled bj any laek ol uiaioruii,
so i ii- they .ii'-.
r-.i.' John?What, _t'.3 itsdytng, Rettlsl TUe.
?lv ? vi.ii :,.iitl I.-.-.,ii- in lerirn, I lear.
Neill. Ve*, imi.- Joan, ifcey sro bssd tt* lum,
bat ti,.ii. yon know, tbey ar? awfully assy :o RRRRm**
llluslnll miU-ript,
A ttOTS in a QesrSjS haSSlM dbsjlayi tho Mowing
tltixx: ?? Axe>baadles, uik, is-u.s and skuas.'
Tho Unman I'S rod OT SralflT I'lirtrnr-Broimett'l
nm nus I..** ii running o little too !"ii9'. I iiunk.
.luiii'i- Psrtoer tines- we'll bnvt to Mt nfttT him.
Brownetl never lettie* except wbea MasBnM up.?
lludlanspoHs ?' vrasl.
Tlie nl'l bud !?tvv.eii rain and AM mn_t ba
ended. At a reseal leltglwi gstSerlsg in Londoa,
vv. s. Caine, M. v., utuAo on addreai sa tetiip.'r_nci,
v.!.iie w. i.. a:."-i acted si pi--siiiii:- sdMsr.
,\ i. i unii- A,iii 'I it.--Kiora -Why atet Mn.
Mini.in Vi 'nester InsarlalJ. wear wblte t!,l* scisinl
Dora Ob, bodn'i you keerd Ihsi le-r --.i.noo v_.*s
wa* broken I And nMte, J si know, I* lbs uu-tirola.
i :??!? (or i kins, fi'ogue.
Bayi "Tlie Chrlatlafl InqoJ-er": "Minti m*rlt U a
siodestly lii'ltieu i'l rountrj panaasgn that those mia
? aler b^otsry degt.- rannol perretve lt till - ****?
i- coUed to s prominent ct.j chnreh. tixen tiwi
recognlss lils wortb si once. Tl_ tatt mat ol Dr.
Howard Oroaby ao doab, i- worthj ol bonor, but bi
inip'ii inv.' stayed lo flwn-ylvsnto all hu- IR. pt0-*
rii.lv, nmi n.-v.-r received a SoetorsM la dlvl_-tr. l>
:.in* bs prc:ic!iiti Ms lir-t lenasa ll BSMM ?*-? -H
Kmirth Aveone Cbarch, Intoyetti Cotlegi ru_h-d ta
^iv,* l.im tbs iagrss. a rte., ttroag rhorek i- oft,*s
n espttsl baekgraaag for a eleigyasu ia _*. _-? a
advantage.-1
The rec nlln_ .'itn-v! never strl_.-s a bnlint-8 ?0
hts b *tks by w!ia! i* ssM of a BUB tn hu grir-*
i-'.v.rv bow soQastataaes we most ims the py**
to '-il' BS MSMtblBj WO dliin*i know aUsit cup
.-liv I'-.
ona Unable with tko world i* that thor., ir* toe
ninny rburch member- mid not enrag-l t'hrtstlatii.
lt' pr bably .!"?* the devg mero _"'^1 !o put ?
loni fae* on a Cli.lstlaii Hum lt d..*. t) burn don
a i ?<ur. li.
There sm ama wfco would !,?? wiliiai* to go on a
nu-si n i"t ellina win let th"!r wive, curry In ts
tin* atove-wooa. _.
one nf tbs limes whet* a man begtes to cry sat
si*- tbat all men arc i. t honest ls SkMi ne fUR
tho wrong hat, ^
Winn all penpls are wilting t" I'o.sira* m *_?
ns they tl.Ink tbeir netghbora ought to be, t.e Mm
f.niiiiitu win mw.-(Ram's Hon.
A Knns.is ( uv in in tho Bihar day ttHiK out a ll-**"*
lor a lag Bassos Christopher CetasMsa. Atti tm
lleease eterk suda ike traanetlea bMertssIIJ complin
bf aoaMeflag tin* Ucsass l.-m*-'.
cn BR F.xo u-lve Itali. BnaaiigM TssBst 9*
the near future) Herr, it.utli*!. fer L.trutin., slr.^w
Vim ni-e Hie UllVemor Of thc ? l-l.rlt'-. Bl* >'"< Mj*.
Territorial tiovernor nf Hawaii?I am. sir. R*ra
can I tin f..r ymi I mtta
I'.ualm - iii,.- x iiiii,'.--1 notice one of ymir !_?__?
ls -!iii.Miil* I il,.- I.. ?. Il iou a d.,v\n limit fu.t_--**
fur lt. sir.- (CMcsgo Tribune,
"Well, Chiirlle,*' said tl,, niir-e tko other dar to ?
nine y. ar old lt.,.Inn Isiy, "yos/M BB i""-'10 noV'
ji.a've Just had a little nephew.'
- ls thal so ?"* ..dd (harlie with a Mii*o air. "**'*
I MPPOSB I'll have tn gtvo tko little l_'?ar a "g-SM
laterestlag, hat leaMtlve. ?'?Whsl un lutero*"1^
animal:'' excialmeil FWeddy. apprO-Chln* l*S*?ow
Ihe orang-outang. ?? l wondah, ask Jove, ll l*1*"^
..miIv wei ii'd I., him " ^._
ai thia point r. "i.tv vcr*, ii .empted l'v ii mm
fi. in Hie cniC'it .-luiliUi. *o full ,i| aonnl-h. ^"^'Ju,
Sudden, de-|ieinle, llll|MV ? I ll,-||i!e ralfe. Hint -MJS
menagerie waa (brown Into a Hate nf v i.iloat ?* ,
nient, and tho keener hastily uahen-d the _r____|
lnin tke iipiiiitiieitt when ike iiuiin.iiie* nni ?*"""
Min Ivs w.-re mi exlill'liloii.?(CMesgO Tribune
Siin I'ranclsco boasis of liavini* lv\a **iady .IP***
rt il'ht rs."
A Oom Slicker.-Oh, w.ll, now. I Ihlnk ViooM
ls a very fair fellow ns txtv a* SS SMS. , _?-_
Miss sn,Mux That's Just the trouble; BJ U,;TW
Roes at sll.?(Soatoa Oonrier.
flUI Wll.L UK IIEAJ1I) TROR*
ProsB Tin- BaltlMSts Aaosricaa.
Tho Democrats will have the -enatf. but tMjS
win bs enough EtepubU-ooi ihete to bimi the f-m
riSSIngS lulen sting and valuable lo all con-roo*.
IT HAS Ci.MI'AMON.S IN MISERY.
I'rnni The Milwaukee BSSSSBf Wlscon-in.
if tho Readlag Rsflissd C__Bnaar '*- rw,">' ".""Wt
up" lt will lu lu tits'it coin'Miiiy with Uietbaa-u *-?
isjor iM-mdo it lias seeosocg with ll* ciail-d dosi
DON'T HI*. IN A lllltltY. MU. MAUTIX.
i'rnni Tin* Haitfasi OsBsant,
Tfca
I'rnni Tho Ila rt ford Cotirant.
Tli.* Populist lions*' of Kansas ls wiped out by ??
ile.M'.i, ol Judge llt.eti. nf Hie Ptstltst ClOft J-g
Inn that lt had m* lesal itandlng, ho P??"*S_5
viillil,.ie_ nil that H luis ilnno, im-liidlng IU eletU-B
of John Mnitiu as Hulled HUtea Senator.