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_\mnscrnent_. IBSE.'- THEATRE 8:18? " tCADE-f. OF MUSIC S:I_ Herrmaim. ?MKKI.'AN THEATRE s The ?mai EaR* ?Al'W _T THEATR1 s viaddln Jr. _A8IX? ? ?S :"? \ .i?;-",?-v,;i.-. 0 ?i.r.Miit'.-: THEA' I DALT'S THEATRE '?:." Illustrated I.- I '?' r:;?i:\ Mi'.-i:i: s Vaudeville. ?EMPIRE THEATRE s ;;...;? ? ] ?Being ?San ? PINE AKT? in'ii.i-TN''.. 215 West .".7-: al Day and evening Annual E? FIFTH AVENTE TUE ?" RE s :.? U OARDEN THEATRE si:. TrUby. QUAND CENTRAL r.\i..'?'17 2 la 10:30 i m.?Xstloi .1 !.. ___*MU*__" THE v. 1 ? B.SO _n HARLEM OPERA HOl'SE s y, The ?Butt? HERALD BQUAKH THI ? ? HOYT8 THEATRE AM Tb* P .?-?Hint IRV1NO PLACE THEA.RE 8:10 Helinath. KO0TER .^ RIAL'S 8:80 ?:.a' LYCEUM THI ? I RE - MADISON EQUARE GARDEN 8?8 MADISON ?SQUARE QAR1 EN COUCBKt IIAL1 I Rs i.- ., METROPOLITAN OP! T:\ HOI I NATIONAL 4CAD1 Ml OF : Si ?'? I evening 7 0 .* PALMER'S ?? IS Lint. ? ? r*htr. 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Cash or P tal Not?, if sent li un unret ten I lettei wll b* ..- th? It?- ? "| risk OFT'T"' ' !" Til'" TRIBFNE Main nfllce of ?""?-? Trlh. un??. IrM Na?a i i r.t . Net? V rit M . n upt? arn ? "* * 1242 *Flr.a<"vr:v-. \ ' ?-. . .:'..-:-?. "?The Tlibuse." !" *? T-'k __? ?? FOUNDED BY HORACE GREEIET. TUESDAY, APRIL 23, 1896. FOURTEEN PAGES. Uli: SEWS THI< MOBXIXG. V m ?in. Japan will share -.? treaty P ?wars the ?? ? m - ? bl i ne l by h? t I China: the Mikado 1 I 111 prmiainc the natl n, ?the arn y ai I the navy, and ur*-in_7 modi ratl an in the hour of vi itory. Mr. Gully m is nstall? I u B]-'?ik- r of 1 of Commons; ex-Speaker Peel vtecount - '? T_t two lors im? prison?? i In ?Cuba ?\.ii be ?Tel est . M i ? - is repart?* I to h tve ? immitl ?d suld i?-. Domevtlc- Thi Old Q rd went to Albany yes? terday, and Oovern r Mori n Install I Its Hi? cere, after win li the annual ?banquet was held. -?_?- Members of the Ca - ther < are to take ?the stump against free silver next summer. : ==" Three peraona ?.?? : burned and re ?rda an 1 drawli I I by a lire ?in the Patent Office In Washing! The ??redding . | Misa .Mary L lier I ? thar.iel Curzj:i, a member of the Brit] . H Cotasaoaa, t ok place In W'ashlngri Standar?! 'Hi ('? mpany reduced 8ylvanla pr ?duct to ?- 10 ? i am ?. a : U of elni-e ?Saturday. Wl nal i Dei divided v? r th* ? wai ?nidi ? ?. ;? ? the Chi sag > B i I ol owing to tha aharp riae In the pri City and Subui dore Roosevelt will cept the ] L'oin mlssioner In thli V. R Cm?-.-r may 1 C. P. Huntington, ;-....:'. ?'a Kailr...'i i. was i i urge of vi tht* Int.-r t?te C.I the defauli ? i eper ? 7' the Sal and Leather Bank, was held for exa t ------s Another man wh i waa .* h ?t In the bal tween the !' of llro.klyn die police f ?_:. I no*.] : which v. tho Thompaon-st. mur 1er m* si wfr-r strong -i;.i g - ?! a Ivan -.-:.? - The Weather.?For? "urt for to-day: i wwterly winds. Temperature y< erday: L ???? eat, 45 degrees,' highest, ??; av?rai , _1^_. Tin? transfer <?f the ?nautical ?wboolsL?p St. Mary's ; ? ;!i?- sta--- ii.i> ?been fur ?s ?me time ?ad \"i;ait'?l by th?.??; Interested in Its work, and ?3 .?ill making the transfer has al la_1 been pastu-d l?y Um I-ejfUlatur*. Under the terms of thin bill tin- Gkrveraor Is to appoint the commlssiou which will luv?* charge ol the v.--?i. 'lite graduates <>f tin? sill?-???; natural]*' iai?*- a deep Intereal In ill?- makeup <?f the commission, and by a r? solu ti*?ii adopted ??i Saturday their society lia- I? ?quested Uov? rnur Morton to ?-' 1? ct a- ??n?- of the com____sioner_ . tuau active In ?the managemi'ni of oik* of ??lir Bteamxhip lines, and t.> name as a s.'iid commissioner i-nuu- member ??f the Grad ?atea'Society, t?hli Isa reasonable request. By ?proper management the uaefulneM of the ?cho ?I ship may be largely Increased, now thai II la no longer excluslvel* a citj Institution, Tin" ?resulta of the cens?a <?f the city taken un? der lbs direction <>'' the Board <>f Health by mem l?f*rs of un* police force specially assigned for iliis duty are -?al ?sly guariled, and no hint ??r them will be made ?pa Mlc officially until the total popo latkm ?'.in be etated with accuracy. The popula ilun as slu'wn he '1"' 1 ?" ? * I * i- a 1 census of 1890 was l..M.'{,r.oi, ?uni ?n iv?:; ?t was ?reckoned aa i.vii. .".*??;. Many people think thai it has increa the _\(xxt.''<?<i ?point, if nol beyond It When tin? Calling oi?' in Immigration during ih?' last two years is considered, however, It is easy lo iif-lievf that th? popular estimate is too large. l'rol?alily the -oil; of footing up the returns will be so well ?advanced by to-morrow thai ?the t-.'iul ?'-u tht-ii he aii;i'niii<-*'il. Nobody ?need ?be .iii'pri.fd if it falls ?below "_.<>i n ?,< ? ? ?. That .Taring Incident waa a aubjeel of dlscua si'-n in ;h?" Assembly last evening, when l>r. Brush, of Brooklyn, offered reaoiutlona <-, odemn ing the lang___ge us.-i \,y Ooiond Waring regard Ing vetfi'iuis ai 'lie (,'i\il War. Au atti mpl '?.a made t*> >_?>___ the reaolntloug by ?ni*tiii^ a r? Quest ibat Mayor Btroag ?n__ofi Oolonel Waring from the (,'ointij?s.s?oiier>hiii of Btreet Cleaning, bat thiij was Hubsequently aliaiidoind. Tba* rifttl if the Assembly to exuress its ??plukm on this or any other subject of mirent Interest ???il prob? ably i"! be disputed, bul i; would 1??' another matter if it should undertake lo Inatrucl Mayor stroii:; .is to the details ??! his Administration. ??'? it ?vioiiloi ho- thought, for Instance, <-f a leuis l.iti??" resolution requesting Mr. ?Strong to np !?? '?it a ??? i" in Individual to offl ?'?'.' There should not be ne*d of another Are in the Patent Office to demonstrate the unwis? dom <'f keeping quantities ?if chemicals and In* 1 flumtnabh? mai -rials in near proximity t?> the I Important records, drawings, etc., which are stored in t!i" building. The damage caused by lav's explosion ?n. 1 Are was comparatively small, inn II might easily bave been so large as to constitute a disaster, Greater care ought by i all tni'.'iiis to 1"' taken In ?guarding property <?f I great value which cannot he replaced : stroyed An appar 'ntly authoritative nnnounccmcui ? comes from Washington thai the Administration I is preparing t" h?vy war ."II along ihe lin?' against the free and unlimited coinage .'!' allver. I' Is ii ? -m.n.,I ilia! ih,- Presidenl himself is goln? lo take 'h" stump on this ?pii-Mloin, bul "many "f ? ??hi r offl? lals" In the departments are i" Im? sent "'.i' as organizers and orators in dlff? renl States, an?i th?. ritiera! offlec-holdcrs generally an? i?. In- summoned :.? siij>?o.'.-r the new crusade There seems to 1"- some Inconsistency between this policy and that which govern?! the lirsi Cleveland Administration, when political nctivitj ??a the part "I' Federal officials was nol only ? ?? ? 11 ?i .urn.al but punished. A- f??? the President him self, we suppose he ??ill devote his nexl aiiniial message exclusively t.< the silver questiou, Just as 'n- discussed tariff reform alone in 1887, when a condition nol a iheoo confronted the coun i ry. _ III/: JSSIDE ABOUT SOVSD MOSET. Secretary Morton, S'?.ii'.rs Harris ami Black? burn and other statesmen al the moment ii"i ; count? .1 are rushing t?> the fronl to expound their ? a on >;i\.;- Secretar)' M<?i-?? -n made a reasonably ^""?l aim al a definition "f so.iin.1 . money, while :li" Democratic leaders from Ken tucky and Teun?*s*ee i"? 11 Into line on the '?????? ai.rcr -. i.. Senator Harris even confessing a strong pr?jcllvity toward Populist theories. Mr. Cleveland's letter has naturally stirred up Ih>1 Bides, ainl t?i the credit of of tli"in i; may lie s.ii'l that they man fesi m??r?? definite i'l-.is with fewer phrases than ih'' Pre denl Irai-. If, Bui nobody, ii"! even in- own S trj of Agriculture, deflii s s??un?l mtincy after a faslilon thai relieves the Adminisl from ? mbarrassmeiit. Ii i*, ii.it ? notigh i" s ?y tha' pound i is tin sort of currency which has the ; ?-' mi .'ersal and tii" least fluctuating purcbasim: |k)W?t in the i all countrb's. Mr. Motion pre sumably supposes that g?jld <?? ?i:i Is that m?>uey, for he further says: "Those who are I a? ??? < n a a ?Id basis ought to I i? "i mi ige '?' say so." This is a slap in the face for the President, who has Jusl writt? n a two column 1 'tti r, and ;f li" Is In favor . '.' "a sound cum ncy ou a gold has ?? ihe ? rage to say bo, or to lei his l?*tt? r . until ??iih extraordinary pains he had expur gated ? very word which could bear thai ?*onstruc ? . But gold ?'"in is only one of the sev? ra! kinds of currency which must circulate side hy side, In any land ha. ins sound n n ? j. and S i.iry Morton makes a fatal mistake In not detln im.' what should be the condil i?ns or guaran .of thi representative currency, which In every commercial country is actually us? It ? i the coin Itself. The fact is that the conditions, the terms of Issue, the restriction or redundancy, and th? guarantees for rwlemptlon of *.i!?- repr currency ?h? In p >lnt >'f fac? absolutely determine - .iiiiilii'.'-s of Ihe money r.'.illy in use In a country, because i ? ? * ->- determine wheth?*r gol?l >!iall I-, attracted or driven abr ?ail, ?? betln r the ex-changes with ? th? - ? ?:?.'? ? - shall I?.- such as too undermine or to fortlfj ts ?? ? i ? ? - whether Industrial condi <.i.< shall l?e so Just as to Insure or so fais? as to pn*v? tit financial h and prosperity and accumulation of wealth. Il ; Is the gross and glaring mistake of i ur times, In financial <!.:?''ii--."n, that men called . act "n monetary questions :? if they were apart from Industrial questions; and next Is the folly of ign ?ring she conditions got erning tin' representative currency, and i?.?iil' ,?:??:.?. ii - l? |y ?.n the ch iracter of the mom j of ultimate ?redemption. i : loney, if it has any n eoi II -m m? ans thing better than this careless and sloppy uegl?*ct of the currency actually In us?? and trolling. Starting with the Idea thai all ihe iM.iii?.?- in clrctdai m should i.n demand re ble in gold or Its equivalent In ?ahio-, we ha. " ne it to sei that 1 er? is not merely pn -? ni ition and a promise, bul a guarantee nud accepted certainty of redemption In ihe future. The State hanks which cxplodi I Uk? so many ? in 1 V"'T ?'?'?? bad been rejoli ..a date in i!i" regular !????: of thi Ir n .:??-. The explo a ? .. ? I.ause. the c? ndl tion?'oi note issuing had been such aa m ule il ., ieally Impossible that redemption should continue. Until Seer? tary M n a ?. asps the repi? -??..' itive currency, and that more courage and candor than the Pr? - i d?*nl's empty phrases have exhibited, he ha to define sound money. And behind that r?*sts th.- whole question whether he Is rlghl In the opini .a ibat, as gold only Is ihe most sure nnd aten |y medium of purchasing |?ow?'r In th?? \\'..-i .-ru ??''o!'l?l at ?in- time, ll i- imii possible for Inter national use to provide a better, larger and m in I iin-iiiniii by restoration of silver ; ? a more general mon? Yi-y use. l.*i\)l i: ASD CITIZBS, The letter from Senator Robertson which we prluted ?ai Sund iy morning contnlned evidence that the action of the Westchester County lie publican Committee bad produced a profound Impression upon his mind, in that letter be formally pledged blms<?Tf to vote for the Judicial Sales bill and the Police Magistaa.es bill, un amended, and disclosed a becoming anxiety t?? satisfy 1rs constituents at all points during the ? .?salon, in the Incisiva resolutions ..t the committee, expri using the convictions and wishes ??f W> : bester Itcpubllcans, Senator Bob I'l'i-'iii ?-.as not named, bul it is as clear to him a> i: l- t'. everyb "iy else thai Ihe condemnation and the warning were expressly Intended for hla 1" m ii*. Jlis ?lour-?- has displi tsed the i.pie of bis district, they have i ? ? 1 ? I blm s?? in nnmiHtnk able terms, aud they ??ill watch him closeij to t?i?- last moment ? f hi- term. ..'?? also derive from ?Senator Kobertson's letter Him Impression that be Is firmly resolved t?? uu dertake the painful task ?f rludlcatlug his honor by bringing a libel suit againsl 'The New Y?.rk Press," which has practically accused blm ?,f cor ruptlon. II Is an Important matter that thi> grave charge should be thoroughly tried, and thai th?* whole truth, whatever it may be, should be revealed. Bui while the Senator's desire i,, se ?ire the services ?if <?*. Judge Robert ?son for this punt?se Is quite natural, we heartily comm? ud the lath ft refusal to take the ease, in hhi com munlcation to The Tribune announcing his pur ]??.-<? i<> r.'tiirn the retainer which be had nol re n-iv-.i when ho- wrote, ex*Judga Robertson said: "it would be manifestly Improper for me under "Mio- circumstances i ?. bring the desired ai-tion. "I deem the reform measures n????- ??stndliig at "Alliany of so inii.li luipurtaii?-?* that I would do "nothing that by any possibility might militate "?flint, their passage." Tbut Is the attitude of a high-minded man, and th?' only ?""?egret is tii.it it is go iiiui-n.il as i?, deserve and ?attract atten? tion. Ex-Judge Robeilaon drew i i ? ? ? preamble and resolutions which the Wcstchester County Republican Committee adopted la-t Friday, In enforced the sentiments which ihey expresa In a vigorous speech, be bad prcvloiisly urged Senator Rob? rtson to ?!" his duty, and if? donbi be moans to continue tin good work in which be has ?been conspicuous!* engaged. H seems to him, there fore, lhal he cannoi bomrably run the slightesi risk of hindering ns a lawyer the reforms which In- lias been promoting as a cithecn. Mis .,,u;s,? i- right, ami u?? are ?sorry that ?i ?? sinuul.il'. Many lawyers of far ir:_ii?-r repute than Roesch, wh? during the Lexow Investiga ii,?n was pul i?> considerable trouble lo explain ih?? difference between blackmail and fees for professional services, nol Infrequently appear t?> have a much keener sense of Ihelr privtlegea as members of Ihe bar than of Ihelr obligation? as iin-iiili.'i's of s ?.-i? :.\. We t" Heve inn we could pick "in of a legal dlreciory. or the records ??f actual proceedings m court, Ihe names of nnmer ..us ?lawyers in ;-."?i nnd regular standing v.Im. if they h id fotmd themselves in ? \ Judge lloberl son's position, would bave failed :?? perceive the propriety of returning Senulor Itobertson'a re tainer. li i-? probabl?' lhal Ihe Keuator will he a!?!.' t.? employ a Republlean ami a llefortuer, if he wishes '?? ii.? so; bul we hope lhal upon fur Ihcr '??-il' clion, ami especially m riew ?if his own new /?".al for reform, be will prefer i-> selecl an attorney whose appearance in the projected Hbel suit would tend rather i<? .-*?.?..?i?r.? than hinder tlif progress ? f n..-?--.u> 1? (*1sl.-itl??n. ?771//: l<> AR0USE.n Til.? "vapor "f prophivy" which always Ascends when ili-- High rn? -i "f Apollo s?-n?ls ? ul a double-ender from Delphi was no! wanting when ih?- High PriPsi of Democracy lately emitted the oracle concerning sound mono* S?*h??lara saw th?? ?-rraceful curl of ii and prostrated them-" ?Statesmen bathed Ih? mselves in i'. an?! said thai f.,?,- *-,i,,in,-ss and coinforl nn?l a certain milky mistiness which se? m<*d trnn<?par?*nt and wa? >. ? opaque, in which nan of all rllmes and col* rs and previous eond liions of ??*rv ilude ? -? ? 111 < 1 wrap themselves and )>.? as unash.iiiie?! . - one of Mr ??: son's living statue* rla?l In hruiize powder It ?? :i ?j alt??gi thi r ? ill ? :' sight, So, they said. waa ihe author of it. And no thi. Imagined they ?. re themseh ? ? The \ ipor ?vttled, n I ? i 'or nth, ? "rote or ? 'hl?)s, ?ml ? ?? < 'otin?** tien i mi ??;' Its ?a? li ime th? n Ihe voice ? : ? i \ i; i ?shorn, fall tor of " Hie Ne** Ifaven lie; ti?r," cnlling for n ni is? mi fling, ? r a ? t m inn ?::> ? Lillg i. ?>r i in? ' ' M ? ?;? raising the Hag <?n the *;'-??-i. ??:? some ? lively demonstration, ' ? ?how that th?* l'on ? I ? ? a.-y Is eqii ,1 nu! w .11 stand by the I'r* ? ? tli ... i reason to 1 ? ? i * t - - - - - :. nt bun* ?My suppos? ?? thai he l nbout -.'iii'.! iimue*. 1 In : ' ? ? | (Mi rn i> ?' on th?? I'r* m mi, f them II" ! ? I' ? i i ? ' ?bo are * . H ' i?f ?u ind ? i- '? ??tnl l ? . ? . ' p won <?ver to ih* i" S....U as they discover I I clare any kind of l 1? ! !? \ ' ? :? issuing ': !..??? ? i ? ? ? ; I ?and al - I I combina ? The most en! f ' ' I of Fair! I ' mi M ????, .. < I!. I ml ihl. . \ "It h ? - ? ? 1 ? THIS of < awake t. ; I asks, "Is ll ?.. ? ts of I In ? ? 11. - ? , "beh?*?ove" \ t takes a men Imt of the State < ? . . ? ' prompt ' re's tin Isi |l !:?."?..????? i ! ? ? ris?? up ??? It. party or the * : . a. -? 1. . 'li " . ' !" ?. ?. It is 1 ' ? ' 'l ii-- only ?p pther the m< n wl i ? . nrottsi " Th'-re, I M ! . I. ! ! ? . rleil I limi :? ' *?'?'-' up ?u an i ?u?' If Mr. Ca : iti??si nil manner hi? ? munilnini, "Is H n??? ? . ,"|..,.'-" he ? ? ? . ill his wat* does hoi r*" by th?' a utch bul he \? u I ' ble l?i r* l? r to ':.?l-ii-1 ir. and. ?.I? n ..;?.'. -, -, in?r un til Novemh??r, l *?'?"'?. answer with d?lib?rai ion "X*.; :,..' '?? ???* eral molli lis " I Ither proll Democrat? holding the ?ame relation in the ?sue of sou in 1 money, il approached by Mr Car* w th ih?? pro'Ms ti?>n that ' l in ;.? ??<! them I?) h??ake i?. .i.ti?.n." would uodoubl answer that thej were imt in the hai.it of Iwlns "behooved t?. awake i ? action" In the early spring of an off year. As a rule, th*' I?i'iii.ii-rai? win, not only heilere In the iHsue "f sound money, but make It, ?I? tu ?I "arouse" or "awake lo action" until n few w ? ? -l?? ?before ihe nominating convention. That i? quite early enough for Ih? m And we susjm**"! that ihey would frown upon Mr Cary'* effuri lo "arouse" and "awake to action" al tins time the rol na masses, whose relation lo Ihe Issue ??f so.I money i-- objective rainer than ?ul.llv?? *i ? : i '.uy means well, no "haiiit The reaponaes of other ConnectlctH 1?? tnoerats *.f eminence and distinction are int? resting rather on .-i??????iiut <?f th?- rariegateil .bara?i-"r <?f the opinions expressed than for ihelr bearing on the arousing and awaking to a? Ion. Ex-dovernor Waller, lor Instance, Is no! In favor of the awak Ing an?l arousing because, he says, "the monej Issu?- i.?, very likely to .create a spill In the party." Ami "what is th<- u-?-." h?* says, "of ?hastening the split7' Mr Mcl'helemy, another member of the State Committee, warns a convention i.m?? the party !?? "In a depressed state" and "i.?i a shaking up." Therein McPhelemy s head Is level. Ei Mayor ?Bargeant, ?>f N?*w Haven, asid be was hoarse and "would nol talk al a dollar a word." Thai Interview stopped there, and m? effort waa made to draw him oui bj the offer uf a dollar and a quarter. Ex-Judge Callaban said the .'resldonl ?had "struck the keynote," .ind "the "Democratic party should gird up its loins and "brae. Itself," bul whether ?i should begin to gird and brace right off or al a later day Ibe Judge neglected to say. Customs Collector Hale, of Si w London, "would not advocate lueor "poratlng In the m-xt National platform s plank "fully in a.?rdance with the ?i??\- express?*?! ?;i? the President's letter," and did nol ihlnk the ?party "should rommll Itself ?i, convetttlon <>r otherwise to ih<* policy." Which reminds u*? ol a N?-?? I..?mi,n editor who once sakl, when an ?f fort was in progress to make Prohibition s burn Ing question, thai be was ? Temperance man and bad i??-?-ii for three weeks, bul <ii?i nol think it necessary t?? refer ?to ill" subject in t?i?. party platform. Mr. Beckwith, ?>f the same town, who was lately i Democratic candidate for Oongreaa, though! as ih,- jmrty was divided It would be unwise "to__t__ffo_dao th.? whole Weal <?n silver." Which it ulso a consen-atlve view. Iix-Judgc l'avis, of Meriden, though! "it would be unwise ??for the party to commit Itself at the picaral "time." Bnl ex-C-ongressinan De Foreat agreed entirely with the President, whom li.maiden ?one of ih?- most ?rowageoua Preeidenti the American i.pic ever hoi.'* Conaidertng that the changes in the Federal offlees In his district have been already nude, we call this doing the handsome thing. Notwithstanding these conflicting views, the chairman of the State CJommlttee has decided to ? ,-:, 11 ti,,. committee togoth? r to take action upon the question whether it la "time to arouse," and ' whether a State Convention sli??ul?l be called for that purpose. It seems to us ;i dangerous expert ? ,,?.,n. T?io- ?convention would be Inharmonious. : But if th.- .oui?. D?nn should I.- called, an article ?? ,i?. name issi.r "The Register" which con? tains t!i?*> collocation "t* rlews suggests a ground ' o.r compromise. Speaking of the meal question, 1 the editor suggests that th.ily way '<> escape ,.,,. (?intcbes of ihe s-peculators who have cor ,,,.,.,?I i,,,,n i? f.,r ih?' rnasttes to eat vegetables; v,,,;,!, cannot be ? ?-i ?i'-r- ?I. ?ui?l imperially the ,,.,,,,,, n,. ?, absolutely right. So speculator would ever corner onions or the man or ???unan u|.., has h., n rating them. Let the convention drop ill'' question of sound money ami take high ground in favor "f the univeraal us.' .if onions; ., ,,.-, ;.ilo|o- which ?'annul be .'?n'ii? r?.l. UYGIESIC ISSTBCCTIOS IS SCHOOLS. Pot i'ii reara there lias been ?>n tin? statute book In this State a law requiring that all public Hi'hool o'liiiiii'? n shall !"? systematically Instructed "In physiology and hygiene, ?\i;li special refer ??pnce to tl.ffect* of alcoholic drinks, stimu? lants and narcotics upon the human system." The law waa passed In obedience to a strong general sentiment, anil there is reason to suppose that ih" sdvantage <-f such knowledge as it ?vas meant lo secure :?? the young i? more and more dearly recognlxi-d by ?'? constantly Increasing majority of cltliens. Similar laws ?'.ist in near h- all the States, and where they are most Ihor* ? ? 11 ?_ f 11 \- enfor.1 th. ir utility is roost fully ac kn?.\\l' ?lu-.'.i. in New-York the purpose "f the enactment is toj great extent defeated, owing ,.. ih,- ??.mi of a penalty f->r it-' avoidance. To ,.,, ??.fj ihia defei i and to exteml as well a*, raise ibe standard of hygienic Instruction In the Ki*ho?ils, a bill ?? is framed perfecting the existing Luv in some particulars and adding to It the pro* v |s|?n i bal no share < f the school fund shall be , ,,,,., ?, :, ,..i until the responsible author!* .,,. ,. ,,i,o :, : i. i pi..|,'.-.l In the proper handa an nflid ivit ? '? ?- thai ihe law has ).n faithfully obeye?! . |,i|| has p i--"l 'Im- Assembly bj a hand notne majority, and will s....n come up for pass up.oii a favorable rep ?rt from the Committee nn Literature. We do ii"' know ... opposition, and there : ? ? u be. 'I I ?? 1 iw as It si it I ;, one of '.a ?-? enactments which do compara I. i?,| t. a?l to do harm because ih,.|r " ? . nforcemenl subjects them to a ? Il .Is i" h" smended ? a? !.. m il,- Its operation unlver ? ,1 ., i ? .- ; mruetlon f??r which It ,?-,,. ?,, . not of i|U< ?tlonable utility. Kn ?wl , ,iKl. , ; ?u? h facts i It la designed to dl? ,?. upon the minds <?f the young , Do i? blllt* 'i ? aa?- hutiiin being barm be ..f permanent use to i rrOJM.V.1 St'FFBAGE l ICTOBT. r .. . tes of wol " ige have gained . ?.: a this State, it la one : the more broad minded of r both n l'ne does not ? -, ?: ? ?wisdom i f fl\ Ing the ?. ? imtii In ord ? ? sympathise wi'h the r> wl hold that doctrina for a .-.. ... ihe .I't.-t'.'.n brought f >r decisl >n ?.. ?f Sew Y irk The position of ,, -? e Is one of the most Important I povernmenl ? i ? i can be Ig n i thi r hi n - ti or wom?*n It Is oi ?? I b? . I frankly snd fairly, ? th the ? . ? dd ..n both aid? -, h ?th ? ? ? ? ?! principle a;. 1 exped? ? ? p is a well ?me prosper that C In in 'l form and rome . . ? IS ?'?? ? ! ?:? " I? i ... ?. its the propaganda of ???man's ? '.. .ii . i rrl'-l on In N' W *i "la. Ii . - ' ? |S"'J 111 it Miss Sll- M i: ? ??.- which resulte?! In her d In the l 'ulted s-ai? s ('.r. 'ir c ..in . The ngil i'. ??! was ? arri? d i i ??. t ?? .1. until last j ear the sp h tubly of the tTonstltuti ?nal <'"ii n -li-- movement . ,| tieth It) l b?' sharp (vmtesl that f"l ?v. .| th it '!)?? ?? 'in mi rere no i ?re of ,,... nn as i > -h'- |ustli*e and w Isdom ..f re ,?,,, ; ? . i, irrler In politics than were the i?.- cause \? i- d feate?! In the , . un m il ? '?invention, bul t II* def? at was ? ??.. ,,,.,,? thoughtful ami con? 'l??n !,.,,,? of the defeated mu-i now I?- el.? 1 Tl.r _. ,,, i w\ .n for Issl summer's work in Albanj and the .i ?? M--V.M? aroused ni ide the pro?in ? I? tory 11 id the questl >n been pul to the ?"??? ,,i ,i|,. ?,..,;,!. 11?! f ill. either separately or as an I ,, m ,,f the new ? 'onstltution, the par ticular Issue would have been complicated with mat ?. others II mighl have, t?? ?? n carried or .1?' I L?!? n lu r parti- m- ?Could ha?.' 1.n natlsti?*d thai ih" result embodied the deliberate ptdgincnl '?' t1"' i.i'1'' "' 'N''"' v"rl;- N"w "'?' citlxens may hi? - sn opportunity to? give undl vio|.-.l .-iif.-titl"'i to the arguments of both miI.-s BI)(| .., ,, ], ,i conclusion which, if favorable t?? the ?suffragists, will be final; which, If against them, ???n sel the discussion ai real for rome years t?> come The victory, it is true, Is only s preliminary one, which mnst be fbllow?ed by another "f sim llnr diaracter i>? -f.?i-?- a popular \??t?? can be reached Bui it is a ilistiii?'! advance <m any tblni; obtained by the suffragists In this State m | j Unies one or the other ?>f the houses of Ihe l/cgiftlature has dallt?ed with th? subject, but nothing serloua baa been ?accomplished until now. \,.\, before have i.-iih bouses taken definite favorable action The Brat sctual step toward :i constitutional ameudmral has peen made. The ' ?.-.-..it*l tnusi come next year, when both h?>us?-s of a new Legislature will have t.? puss the same resolution iiifo'i." ii ?"in be submitted i?> the peo l,|,. 'ih.ganlsatlon Which bas brought about ill,- eoncurrence "f the two homes this time is doubtless prepared for the set.1 effort. it I ??ooiiioi pi-rhaps be ??is..i'.or their opponents not to ! antagmiise them In It, The antbsuffragists Rhould, however, prepara to preseni tho-ir cas, atrongly In Ihe public discussion which would f0|l??? ihe adoption of Ihe ?.n.l resolution. Perhaps Ihe time lias arrlv?*?! for a battle royal mi m ?man's suffrag? If so, it Is best thai no pre liminar? skirmish drive one pun.? fr?.m the Held ;,s would defeat of the amendment In the nest | Li-i-iainr.' if the iwo LegialatUTM In suc?es | ,!?? ,,.,,. be got i" take favorable action, then ti,.. simple, primary .?tlon may be brought i i>..fur,, the people for Judgment Preliminary to thai submission it would be well to have a rote ! ,,i' the women <'f the ?State Il la often said thai women will have the ballot when they really ; want n However that may be, ih.-y certainly should n?"" have Its burdens thrust upon than un* willingly. Legislative Krtloa for ? vote <>n the : amendment by all women who ?vuM be sntttled t.? lha ballot if it ware Incorporated la the Con Hiitiilion WOUld elear up nil doubts on this point . ami give ? basis for a more Intelligent JudgUMUl | by tiie male dtlztun?. whose votea, aud whosu votes alone, must settle what changes, if any, iir.? to be made In the political stams i.f women. Tim gradual DIMINISHING or in/. "Fits l.?'?",M th** joy of the i-\ F. v.'s. the idol of "The liest Familles," the noblest Cuckoo <>f them ?ill?"Fitz Fee" has been rewarded with ?an ] <?tfl?-i". iiis fat friend has jam appointed him Col lector of Internal Revenue for one of the Virginia ilistri'-ts, inn! all the Southern air blossoms Into melody, and every echo rings with bliss. The Blue Ridge palpitates, the ?Rsppstannock and th*? Bhenandoafa run deep with ?glory. All the "Carriage Company" of the Old Dominion take fresh heart, and every invading doughface shivers with discomfiture. "Fit/." our only "Fitz" has an office at last, and <'<il??m-l Cyarter, of Cyartersvllle, expectorates upon the landscape with chlvalric Buency. But viewed from s cold, mean, Ignoble Northern point *.f view, this other? wise "halcyon and vociferous" occasion sei ?ns to have Its drawbacks l'oung as are are, we can remember when "Our Fii/." was bigger than the whole Bureau <?f Internal Revenue. We recall a time the 4th of March, 1885, f??r Inatanc? when a ?certain procession moved ?majestically down Pennsylvania-ave., escorting tu the Capitol for th.* purposes <?f Inauguration the Ural ?Demo cratlc ?President sin*-.* isdl. Four weary horses tolled to drag "a ^""<l man, weighing _-"?,'> pounds," t?) tin* historic structure upon the hill, ami ?Democratic thousands all along the Une thickened the air with acclamation. Bui the Bg. tire in ih.it procession which aroused the chief enthusiasm was the figure of a portly cavalier the figure of "Fit/ ?_#_?" who rode midway In th?> ?Democratic Plaisance, and who bowed from rigbl t?? left, tin* Imr?) of the ??* f?-iii??iiy. We re* member) later, when ?all Virginia quoted "Fits" as ih?* genius "f ih?- i-.?naissam-'-, when great things wer?? ?predicted for the descendant of the Hotspurs, when nobody south of the Potomac expected of him anything less than a Democratic reincarnation and s Presidency. Then came a compromise "ii the Virginia Uovernorehip, and that was realised. Then a dream of the ?Senate, which, like Mr. Rudyard Kipling's light, ap? peared to fail. Bui all this time "Our Pita" n mained the fetich of the Virginia faithful i fig ni-*- ??r ?great ?Ise, .1 thing of splendor mid of de* liuy. Pama had marked him for its own. All the hopes of a down trodden bul bigh-splrited p.. ?pie focussed aii.'u: blm. Fast y.-.ir it was, we think, thai ?before s huge F. F. V. Convention assemblinl in 11 Richmond tobacco warehouse simple, iinpr? i* adlng, bul saturated with sup rloritj "Our Pits" ap*x ired, beaming, speaking by authority an?l dripping with *h" unction of Pemoersey, snd call d the attention of the assembled chivalry I ? the fuel thru .1 s'U a second (?rover bad been b rn to the li-'ii--'" of Cleveland He was .1 few m ?nths ah. ad ? f time ami a trifle off on gender, h made ihe proclamation Jusi I ie, ind tl _ sali - the u irehouse palpitated with Virginia Joy. He si.I there, squat, fioriil and . ?! . .-. ill.* herald "f glad H 1, ih? trumpeter of the Clev? land a Iv? at, and in all the lau?l there was no one ? ? b??n ?r.-! .m,1 no Joyous. Al that moment he might r* 1 ?omtbly h iv.? ask?.1 an smbassadorshlp or su slternate place In the Cabinet. He seemed t., have reached Ihe pinna* le ? f -zreatni us And now we sec "Our l'y/." a mere Col] ?>f Internal Revenue, n wrestler with paltry de tails ?"ss than a Congressman, smaller than a local ?Boss, ?scarcely larger In local Importam'e ?1 i sordid emidrtn ?ml ?than t Coroner or a I'otui* ty Clerk The big things have ?passed him by. Psl Ralariej and swings nt psrty Influence ha??" lefi him standing there with open hand and i-, b Ing ?palm. We ?see blm, portly, historical and vas?, declining on ?1 lower scale, vanishing Into the 1.r obscurity of a revenue ??:ii ??? ind s mean but decent oblivion. Did his fat friend resent that faulty pr??pli-v' ? Has Virginia "gone bark" ?.n a ?favorita s.>n who could not materialize !.. - rapture. Is this the Irony of fats? Never mind! ?*?ur Pita" ?has abdicated bis traditions and his promise He has vanished ?from the chessboard of National politics Never more will be be known as the herald of the Cleveland dyi tat He li.i-4 passed, and he will die a dog-catcher or s village sqn re He cannot even hope after this to be appointed Garrison of Fori Thnrber. r ? restoration of harm my sm >ng the .1 1 '.. nf the 1 irt of ? ' ? : 1 ? - ? i _U- ? 1 gratll Jus! ? :? : r readjust 1 ? be : --?? t j ? ? : : nah ths .??ist ..ft' her 1 sum?* .,* ? . ? ol ! itand. ? _> ? The sp. ' , Is of Mr. ? levelan I an i his ? ate? ? 1 ? 1 ? ' 1 ? lucate the s luth , rn 1 ' m ra y ? it ? : "?? free silver Ignora ???n is wide open. Nothing more picturesque In Its we ? ' ' I Don Qu sota commltte 1 h .-? ?aas iul '???> 1 batt* rj .? in Imlll. The Mediterranean lands possess no moi of ? hi :.-, lakes, for 1 r agitated the t ..? n and -.. '?? .'.? M '? . . Maas . is if na ?-.?'.- >:.?!?. . ? ? oil 1 ? ? ? ? * e. i-i..- whl -ii i: found oppressive. The old I'll 1 I* rs thei ? '.??? il 1 ha 1 the in Idem a Ith praj er m i ll la n ?t e?-ri.un that the ? in do bett -r. ll might not ite the 1 isml ? phi n !".i ir would certainly strengthen the courage of the Moodusese against them, which Is really the only thing in sm-h caaes which it is ?posai do, The occurrence, is s new reminder that there IS i" pat! of the World's sur:'.i-.> exempt '?: 01 ths liability to such visitation and thai it i?< just :?m likely t?> rumble under the fo indations of New-York, for example, as under the farmsteads and wooded uplands ?"/ a ruatl : New-Kngland town. ?After su h an occurrence, which may hap? pen any time, it Is ?possible rhit t.-.-nt? municipal buildings might nol retain the es? teem m win ii iii. >? now ?seem to tie held by own? ers aii'l architects if the experience which Charleston had ? few years ago were repeut?.*d in New-York It might call s halt In the en "tlon i?f th? towetlng skyscrapers which an K"inor up on ??very hand, each trying to <;iuit> ? nit;.. higher than any of Its predecessors. Th? rs Is reason in everything, even In the roaatlng ? :' eggs, or the ?altitude of city buildings, but it may take an earthquake to Illustrate and en? force UM latter. Th?> gloom <>f the present situation In Albany |_ i ..m.?what brightened by the fact thai ths Legl Isturs will not be there many weeks ?longer. Sum- ?admirers of the ?Secretary ? r Agriculture ?re t????iiiu.iii|rr to speak "f ii.m as s p sslble ?Demo? .ratio ear. iid.it ? for i he ?Presidency, llkel* to tin.I fn?..r because of his financial views What ?i campaign of fun and ourious complication we should have If by any chance it should be Morton m?,-.lined Morton! Spring has u .t yet arrived, nut the open car ?has airead) mide its appearance, in fact, s i? .? specimens were t.? i?* ?sen two _. three weeks an.., hut ?so poorly were they pstronised thai they were quickly s?-nt hack t.? winter quarters By this time, however, i?",?pi?* can he found willing t?? endanger tin-ir health, if not their lives bj riding in these vehicles, and so ?they ?are pul in m." on even such s raw, damp day as rester? day. No ordinance or regulation o? the .Board of Health seems suiil.-i? nt to keep open ear? off ths streets early in th<* spring ?and late lu ths autumn. Whenever the s?mense Indicates that the weather ought to be suitable fur this style of vehicle, oui it oonsss, without regard for ? "ids, pneureoala and ?kindred ills. When will the streetcar compsnlss Isarn t.. exsreta. wi-? ?loni In this matter? At ?ill events, H.-nslhlr pon? i? eau and do slve oputi oar. Ih. wide ba-rth al this season. A complete boycott of them la assuredly justifiable. The army w.rm an 1 ?Senatorial biom for Brecklntldgs ar,- ?iislng conai>larable alarm in some portlow ? I atuckjr. Efforts to flastiaj both ptsts an already under way. it looks as th'iuifh Ambassador Etastlg sroaM h lire to be : ? .;? hi i vig .r?.us ami patri.ot lc utteranc s at tha r? nl Amartcan dinner in London. The sp ; an American dlplomea daring to sp.-ak out t'?,r th.. -?.t/riliy. rinnt.? ati.l ln -. of his nativa Ian l, as Mr. Bustis did, nmst hiiv- given a painful sb k t, Mr, ? Iresham's ner vous system. _____^__ PBBSPSAL. Mr?. I.ln'lo-on W. flat. <?, of ?"hlr .(ro. ivho h?? h?y come kit on n ai tha author o . Is a nativa of Illinois, and i at Lake I'or . n University, where ihe 11 i ..;,? of Mrs. Reginald da Koven, H li a woman of gr?.at beau ? an I many H.-rr Btemenroth, well-known In n<"w?pi.per .ind literary circles ?of Berlin, ? . ?? > y..y. ?t of i . ?Vnaelg r," uk .,:??. lal ? ? - Mr?. Bellamy Btorer, tha nrlfa of C Btorer, of ?'.:..-.?hi.?:i. li said to have Um ? t eta i.,n.i'.. pottery possess? i by anj wamaa. When tha Btorer h nue, on it io?te talan i-.iv<>., in Waehlngton, v..i* remodelled, Mn - ni the taro upper -i ? ? a wing tun ed li to ? - and pottery, where aha spends all her leisure tiros sii?* waa mo. ortglnatot ol H Worin in ? 'lncinnatl, and tl , ? . ?.. ? ia w aa g? ton eonl Una every! :?;nr.'s for tho ?? w .rks. which to th.- fln? it ; iota foi Mr- Bt -> r casts ho-r oiwn pie?**?, fli ?? them In a beautiful kiln, decorates the clay In .111 1 ???''S !? I 111 Admiral .-:.r Wllltam Panai n ?? re, O. C. li, who !? .. Iy died In ins ninety-fourth year, araa the lenlor ofllcer In iba Engliah N'avy, vhich he enterad In 1*?13. Mis? Bai i McLean H.irly, Fallow in Polli .1 economy In tl ?? University of C ???.?...in!? I Inetructor In that - ibj? i ' .,!?,.?.? '1'irinK tho al ' 'omi na In Europe. 1 >r. Jamea .Mir.: v? nl .u?'.? 01 la ;-1? 11 in full ' 1 his fa .r's "Poundatl ..?? of Belief." lu th.- \; r. "Nineteenth ? ? iry," exhibits mu Id time ? The Rev. Rrncsf it. Btlrea, \? .-v. au tha I;. . Dr. Clinton Locke copal Church, Chicago, is .1 biil hand? youi rr. 11: in. li<- was loom : ; N May ??. ?v'.-. Ha I the grammar * of hia I afterward I ? high M whi !" ? vin . IMS. ir- prepa I Th? :--.-. ? nd waa 01 Point, Va., 1 I ?,. ? ; 1. a t ear ? ? . :. ... .... . ::. . Tin: TALK OF TEE DAT. ?-,,.. ? ...? ????a which will record I Whei ? . muit thro?? . ? . ' ? ... in. I ? "the ;? - ? man 1 ovr :."- . Wai b? ?. B ta r. By for Ina ?? rmoua !?!?>?.?!.'? ::. tha pries of m? it I poly may . ?... ? - . . ' ' .'. '. ' .V .-...?..:.. The Dutch ara not fond of ha re a very good waj ! u ??? ? n't v...rk. If a pauper ? to do so they put htm in 1 ???>..? b l tu m of water ' . ? , . : -.ti l.y l.v. Iy 1 keep the ?>? ?t-r ir m getting u?' (Haxpet'a *i 0, ing People. , ?'.'a, gl 1 ? - 1 H ll If -' : v . tij.irk my word-. .. a I'.?.-? ; . v ;.. bou ??? \ ? 1 f Pafa ?Wd waa afllxed 01 the wall a 1 pt ar ran semen 1 ' : . liment ? ? lu ' i . .- ire, ;.n tt'a an alarum red ' I 0 .. 1 U \;..-k m< - "In " rae it d >, sor. It's d I 1 fli bave ter ?lo at all but 1 m In .1 Juffy." ? I:, nond : ? Thai from 1 Carl M ig. .i.- :< :n "TI -i. ' Pt r Mr. 1' forty three yeai t tn It waa < I ? - ? ? ? on. The llo - I ? tha mouthful a 1 rtlon of the wearer, ; "Vou ? '? ?? ?>! a. "I'm .1 Tribun? One "i* our Loi Btporarlea ?gravely an noun.-e? In 1 ?rica 1 "? on with th? lea. It I that If I in question aver - Is mptylng ?\i:li th:? order "' 1 In tailing ovei h II and dale moro than l.fnoii mllea In 11 I 1 "Baj reuth, l widow of ? uno ia <? -m.i-. ft will en? deavor to. r. ? .ia 1 the 1 of her husband's opera, "The Plying Dutch? man." Succtnet. "Now," aal 1 1.1 I I I us ... und? rstand the t? 1 ma ol th? tr? aty." alnly," repll? I the Mjj\a. lo; "that's veri stm* ple The terma of the tr? ity are cash." tWashing ? . 8 1 At a luncheon given i\ the I 1 a ?man's club of Philadelphia, the toaal to "The Kew Woman" was Inti luced by tha follow trua anecdote: Several women wer? ?rear for places "a tha School Board, at woman of tho- o-::y made strenuous eSorts t.? ire their election. In one district llv? 1 a voter named Mulligan, s > waa aald to have me - Influence In his polltl? il circle, and ?vi..? h.i I ?'.?? clared hlmaelf oppos? l t.. "letting women In." Bo two "' tha roluntper workers want to hla h,oiise a if they could persuada blm to another way of thitikinn*. Thej rang the bell, and tha door was opened b) 1 ponderous, red*faced woman, who proved to be Mra. Mulligan, and tha foil ? venation took place: "is Mr, Mulligan m.'" "Phat ?. , ?.-/. .?ant wld till!?'*" "We WOUld Ilka tO s;.-.ik "1 ? i;.'. yes shpaka It to m-.'" "Wa would rather s>e him. if ???* may." Where* ? upon, after deUberately eyeing them from h id to f.on!, she called: '?Mulligan, coma In herel There'a two w.ijii?*ii wants t.? k.*o> >..?' Mul,?Kan gppoaSO?, ! and th.- visitors Introduced their subject by a .?s allusion t., hla wide Influen?a and their da Ire to secure tha support of ?ill latell and after expatiating on lha - .1 .. lallnValiens . of tha ?vom. n who wen candidates la his J.r:n.*t felt that ihey were - r a 1 .ut. whan a load voice Interrupted: "Mulligan] \e can go ba k!" When he promptly vanished, ins ..,:.> turned t-1 tin? astonlshad woman, ai 1. planting aquarely befara them, with hands resting on her hips, said: "Now, than, If ye've anything more m say to Mulligan, Hay it to mat" Their candldan waa not elected. A ?tury i*. told of a Cincinnati wbolse?is grocery poirier m ho got f?M>la 1 mu m. or : ir In tbe d ? hook of the entry clerk. Soma one wanted two doaen 1 bleta Hi? order waa for provtelons. ?groceries en -ki-ry and glaaaware The entrj clerk, when he ? me to tha gobl its, g rote m hi> . " Tbe porter Ulla 1 dual capacity in the atore, also acting aa purchaalng agent, n.- glanced over the nv orders ?tii.i atartad out ..n hla buying expedition lie wa.-? gon? mo l.otiK tint evmtybotXy about th? -.'??t?. was wondartng as t.. hla whereabouts. He finally turned ni>, bringing with him two dosen u?-? turkeya. ?iioin?< up t,o the entry ?i.rl?. Henry for that Ih tho? ????Of-tara nan;., said: "Tl"' re, ja.,t look at .1.111. Den tin.* emas, ain't Itt" "What In th.- ?ikk.-ns are you doing ?vith all thos? ?turkH"."' the entry clerk aaaed In "Vy. ?i??3i. ?tr.- tho beat I ?.oulii UnU on dal or?lt-r." "What onler'.'" "Vy, ?IIh von dat calls for two dozen ?robOlera."? ? (Tivy Tlmea