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CASIK?)-^:l**?-*rhe Whirl of the Town. EDBV MPSKK-W.x Work?. Orand ?>ncert? ??? Cine? matograph. ~ , _ XOSTBK A BXAIs'S?f-SO?T^trttaty and rremen?<1?! On J?ADIS?N SQUARK OARDEN AtafWirTHEATRB?8:?? MAD1PON SQt'ARE ROOF GARDetS?S?Concert hy Metropolit* n Terminent Orch*?tr?. MANHATTAN nEACH?4?*?Sou?.'? Coneert.?? Capi? tan. OLTMriA ROOF a ARPEN- -V.udovllle. G?????'??Continuimi Performance?. Jn?cjr to '?bpcrliocnunte. l'?ge. O?! ! P???? Co) Amusement* . S talLost A Pound . ? 4 Announcement? _12 <*> Marring?'? A Death?. 7 ? Business Nelle???.... ? 1 Mlscellaneou? .12 4-rt Ranker? A Rroker?..ll 4 Oce?n Steamer? . ? % 9 Bicycle? . ? ?? ITepoB.ls . I? 6-ft B??M A Room?. t* 4 Public Notice? . H II Dividend Notice?_11 4-5 Railroad? .11 ? rt Dom. Sil? Wanted., f? 5 41 Real Esiste . I? IV? K?cur?lons _.8 S Wiiyil ????????? .S 2 Fumpean Ads. 4 ?', Special Notte?? .7 fl Financial .11 2 4 Hteamtvia?? .8 ? lintel? .?. S ? Bummer Re?/?rt? .... S ?-.** Instruction . 8 1-2 The Turf . 8 ?I Ilegal Notice. . 8 ?'Work Wanted . f? ? * BneinteeJ?Coliffe. Roll Top Desk? and Offlre Furniture. Or??t Variety of Styl. ?n<*. Price, T. O. 8EIJ.EW. No. 1)1 Fulton-? e ' ?? FOU ?DKP BY HOR AC E O REEL 1?Y_ THTR8DAY. JL'LY 22. 1897. THE SEWS THIS MORS ISO. FOREIGN*.?The Sultan has issued an irade sanctioning the settlement of the frontier ques? tion in accordance with the wishes of the great Powers. =^? It is believed that the question of an arbitration treaty between the I'nited States and Great Britain w ill be reopened In October. : ". - A semi-official announcement Is made that experte on the snnllng question will meet ln Washington next autumn to compare the re? sults of their investigations. - ??--.? The Right lion A. J. Mundella, formerly a member of the British Cabinet, died from paralysis. ssss Writ? ers In some of the London papers discuss the chances of a war with the united States. CONGRESS.?Roth branchps in session. : =^* Senate: The roaiUnK of the conference on the Tariff bill was completed: it ls expected that the vote will be taken on Friday. =?= House: A resolution askinp the President to make an in vostleratlon of the restrictions on the sale nf American tobacco in foreign countries was passed. DOMESTIC-The Civil Service Commission ennounc*?d that the post of Supervising Archi? tect of the Treasury wuuld lie filled by a com? petltlve examination. ?? Seven persons were killed by an explosion in the Winchester Arms Company's works at New-Haven; several Were injured. * -? * ' Deba 1? It Weat Virginia, bis ef? forts to induce the coal miners to strike having f.-.i'e.i. Arrangements are being made In tl.? W? st for running more steamers t<> the Clon? dyke K"bl resjli n. =s At the Inquest In Poush k? ? ? si.? on the death of Selma Larson, the cause ? ?itli was left uncertain, and no motive f'?r either murder or suicide was found. CITY -It was learned that negotiations are in progress for the consolidation of the aurface roads of the Metropolitan Traction Company and of the Brooklyn Sapid Transit Company. Thi???- "f the crew of ihe collier Saluin were severely scalded hy the bursting <>f a water ?aug??. - ?**?= Mr. Hatch, the assistant bookkeeper of Flint. Eddy ft Co., who dlsap? P'-himI "u Mo iday. returned t,? his ofBcc. Commissioner ??rant, at a meeting of the Police Board, denounced the method? employed in oi> taininu evidence against disorderly house*. In th?? Larchmonl open regatta th?? Colonia de? feated th.? Emerald in a heavy s?n Win? ners at Brighton Beach: Refugee* Bwango, Estaca, Decide, Loiterer an.i Menasses. Blocks were active and generally strong. THK WEATHER. ? Indications for to-day: Show? rs. The temperature yesterday: Highest, Bl degree*; lowest, 77; average, BOH. F Persons going ont of town, either to sum -*;??/" resorts or country homes, can hare the Daily and Sunday tribune mailed to them for h per monti;. or *?;'.?*>?? tor '? months. The address wilt be chance.? .;*? often a* desired. Travellers in Fu rope can receive The Tntunc during their absence for $1.78 per month, or 14.85 for '?'> months, postage pr?? tant. Address changed as desired. WHAT RECOVERY Woll.lt MEW. Pi.'?P?T?ty i? coming, ?is basine** men believe who have been starting mon- works for months past, s.? operators in securities believe, who nave permitted ??* reaction worth tne name for two inoiitiis. Large crops an? substantially as? sured, nnd these glotte go far ?? make ? large demand for mannfactnred products from agri? cultural State*. Heavy exports ire airead* so far assured, la Ihe Judgment of experienced bankers, that exchange against tin? future mova? suent Is freely drawn. Tuer* Is noi a trace <>f v??.isoii to fear monetary disturbane? for months to ?-??;)?', in view of these prospects, in which the most cautious business men ?m? constantly sin?? ?ni: their confidence, it seems entirely jus llnubie ??? expect an expansion In business, in consumption, and in suc?i revenue as depends upoa Ihe general prosperity. Thai Increase may ??? greater than many Imagine, if tha course <>t' business only answers fairly to the expeeta fletta cherished. Thla period In every respect thus far closely rt s, ?.?.??.* tin* one of waiting, of slow recovery and ilion of wjnneifnl progress which followed specie I'.suinpti ??. Thi weary period of wnit Insj for iii.it event was most trying, though slow Improvement ??? >r?in in 1878 when success was guaranteed, but some months before it actually ?an, ?. as like Improvement lias appeared siine a chanfla of tariff was aasurad. But tii<> in? crease in volume of payments through clearing hausse In i??~'>, compered with the previous year, rose monili after monili as follows: April, 118 per cent; May, 4i>.<;? June, H?.*_>; July, 20.9; August, ?.*?..: Bcptembcr, .".?..?.; October, ?*i'..">; November, 84.0; December, 0SJ2 per cent, and then tin? lirsi half ?f 18B0 exceeded tin- lir-t half of 1879 by 4i?.i per cent Trices of all prodnctB roso on the averags nearly 80 por cent from May i. isTD. io January l, 1880, fot the demand became ao great thai all the works in the country, though crowded to their utmost. eouM not meet it. Nor was this vast expansion without a sub? s':?. tilia 1 reason, llnfomsl economy and busl ii' ss caution had denied the country for four full ?rears Its aataral Incrtaee of business. The Volume of buoltte*? was smaller In 1878 than it had been in 1*74 or 1S7.~. Whan recovery came it brought not merely Ina volume of business Which had been dons In previous times of pros? perity, bin tiie gam proportioned to growth In population and ??\..1?????.\??? power which should have been realised in the yours of ?h-presslon. Tims ilio volume of eXChattgai through olear.i.,* house?.?? ouisiil?? New-York in ISM? exceeded the amount at the same eitles In 1875 by 12,000,? ?sjij.OOO. or about 23 per cent, while at New York th?? Increase partly due to speculation was 72 per cent. So business has now been flg? preissed since 18BS, and last year the exclinn<*cs outside New-York were .<;?,'{')0,(Ksi,000 smaller lhan In 1868. But In that year t?iey had In? creased ?liiriiij; the five previous y?'?r? no less thnn $-1,7?ki.?k*',<*J0, or nearly a tMld. Fui! re? covery should bring not merely the boainess ?Ione Uve years ago, Lut eome p.vrt of the natu? ral Increase sin.?*? that time. Some idea ot what the normal ?ncn-ase may Ik? ?q th?? volume of business can be <*aini-d from census returns, which show from 1880 to 18i*0 an increase ln manufacturing prodtio tion of F?7 p?r com, notwithstanding the fact that price* of all commodities had declln?*d iM.4.1 per cent in the ten years, ro that nt the values of .lanuary, 1880, the Increase In ten gear? would bara been 121.12 per cent The amount actually pnld In wages did Increase in the len years 1'?.?.? por cent, which measures tho purchasim; powiT <?f ? larg?' majority of Ilio people. Hut a gain of only 1-4 per ?-out in I dtvsde would mean nmphly almost BO DCT (???nt tn four years. When recovery In business come? lb full measure It Is only reasonable to expect not merely thi? consumption of l^irj. but such Increase as years of growth may warrant. From IMI to |aaj tlie increase In cnnsiimptlon of OsaVO in ?piantlty was Mil per cent; of cigarettes, S2.1; of manufactnriMl tobacco. EIA', of fermented 11????????, 37.0, and of distilled llqtiors, 41.1 per cent. A similar increase ???????! have made this v?>ar's revenue many millions larger than It Is, and part of It at least may be expected wlunevor business fully revives. THE "DAGO" AND THE LOAFER. Antonio Agnio, ? peaceable, hardworking and, so far as we know, respectable man of Italian birth, Is held a prisoner at the Tombs In default of $l,.r'(X? ball-It might afi well have been $1G?.(??>?to await trial at some far-off day for having shot in the leg Charles MacMalion, one of ? gang of .voting rutilan? who assaulted him as he was engaged In the lawful exercise of his vocation. Agnlo. who is a bone collector, was driving through the street when he WSJ fixed upon as a proper subject for attack by ?me of the street, gangs which delight to rol? and mallreat "Dagos." They threw stones an.l ?iVoayed vegetables at him, and finally jumped Into his wagon and began beating him In the face. Driven to desperation, be drew a re? volver nnd attempted to drive ?iff ?ils tormentors by shooting nt random. One of the blackguards received a bullet In the leg, wounding him slightly. Then the ruftians of the neighbor? hood, taking a lesson from the ruthans of other regions, threatened to "lynch the Dago," but instead he only Inngulshes in Jail. Now, if this Is not. on the fiVe of It, rank In justice, we do not know what injustw is. "Wo do not lose sight of the fact that shooting cases cannot be passeri over without investigation. and that the processes of the law must often be inconvenient to innocent people. Nor should the use of firearms be encouraged among a quick-tempered people prone to violence in petty quarrels. At the same time. It is hard that the hand of the law should thus heavily be laid on the poet victim of aggression, that he shoulil be kept from his Work, that those who may be dependent on him should be left without sup? port, while the young hoodlums are left to run at large and annoy other people. It Is a noto? rious fact that many policemen look with good naiured toleration on Hie New-York rattans' attempts to "have fun wlfh the 'Dago' and the 'Chink"." Whenever such citizens are Involved in trouble with English or ra'lu-r Bowery speaking persons, the police act on the theory Huit tliey are to blame. In three cases out of four the fact probably is thai they are wantonly baited and madden??.! beyond what they can and far beyond what lliey ought to endure. They are unpopular to a certain evtent because they work harder and are more thrifty ilian the loafers who would like lo be paid twice a? noch for doing the same work half as well. But tho aim-.? of them is due mainly to the mean nnd cowardly characteristic of tbe scum of all countries, (be love of bullying foreigners poorer than themselves. Tbe hoodlums need some severe lesson?. The police should be held far more strictly ??? their ?liny of protecting Italian as well as other resi? dents from annoyance. The Neapolitans and Sicilians may be quarrelsome among themselves, inn they ar?? usually peaceable in their relations with others. They are, indeed, so patient as to encourage loafers to attack them. Imagine an Irishman subjected to the annoyance tbe Ital? ian pt'dl.T suffers daily. There would be some broken beads In town without fail, and the gen? eral verdi.! would be that ili?? Irishman was a good fellow, who knew how lo take care of blmself. We should by co moans rounsel th?? Italians to meet fon??* with for????, but if every street tough who thinks it smart to stone "Da? nos" could be removed to make place for I hardworking and law-abiding, if noi always agreeable, Italian, this pity would be a more comfortable dwelling-place. fflA'l FACTUBING MADMBN. Mention was made the other day of reports concerning Hi?? Irish "political prisoners*1 in British jails. Those unhappy men are said to be losing their minds, as well as bodily health, as a rosulf of ili?'ir confinement, a few years ago two of tlioir comrades were ndeasod in. as was slleged, a stale of imbecility or Insanity. superinduced by the treatment they had suffered in prison. Many tales have been told of ihe horrors of Russian ?irisons and the Siberian ex? ile system, and tlioir destruction of minds and bodies. And over all these things the world, antl ?'specially the United Stan-, has waxed righteously indignant. Orators and writers have dwell with fervent rhetoric upon the Iniquity of administrative systems under which men are deliberately deprived of their reason, of the very element which differentiates tii<-m from brute beasts; and Great Britain and Rusais have been more or less untruthfully Inveighed against for reviving the terrors of Torquemada and making real the pewsome imaginings of Poe. Yet here, in th?? metropolis of the Empire State of this most "firtUOOS and enlightened Union, UM Government has deliberately gone into the busin??ss of manufacturing madmen. It is driving prisoners Insane through system? atic refinements of cruelty rivalling any that hav.? be?'ii told In history or devised in morbid Action, t??? Chinese, have s horrible habit of torturing men to death by depriving them of sleep. But they are half-civilize?! Mongolians. In the Inquisition men wore driven to madness and then to death through being deprived Of drink, while cool water and sparkling wines were tornieiitlngly displayed just ?nit of reach. But that was in the Dark Ages. It was re? served for highly cultivated American?, in the closing years of tlie nineteenth century, to in? flict more agonizing tortures and more surely to destroy both minti and body by depriving their victims of all employment with which to exercise the muscles or engage the brain. That is the appalling Indictment against Which no pleading can avail. Months ago It was officially reported that, owing to enforced idleness, the inmates of Sing Sing Prison were l??'ing hurried wholesale to the discipline rooms, the hospital and tin? madh.uis??. Now Comes a like n'-Hirt from the Kings County Penitentiary. Seven of its inmates have been officially de? clared laaaaa, and at least two more will ??rob ably thus be declared before the week Is out. Their madiit ss is of I most agonizing kind, marked with horrors too great to be described in public print. And of the cause of It there Is no ?shadow of u doubt. The prisoners hav?? for months bi^en pleading pitifully to he allowed to work, as starving men might pray for food. Their petitions have been, p<?rfor?-c, denied. They have ben doomed to utter idleness an?l Isolation from their kind. In some cases death has mercifully come to their relief; but in many dissolution of ihe mind lias preceded that of tin? body. ThO prison has In-come a feeder to the asylum for the insane. It is a hideous reproach to our penology, There are those who think It strange that | better disposition cannot be made of murderers than killing them, and that simple shutting up In prison Is not tlie best us?' to make of ordinary criminal.??. There can he no possible ?lissent from th?? opinion that systematically to drive ?irlbunei? Insane is a blot upon civilization. BeTOlnthaaa have hitherto been provoked by showing to the people the suffering victims of I despot's cruelly. The public knowledge of the existence of this Increasing number of vic? tims of an evil system Doghi to provoke I lega] revolution that will sweep thnt system out ?if ??xistence and mak?.? its reconsidera lion forever impossible. The I'ommissloners of ?'hnritles nnd I'orrectioiis appear to be not at fault. The War? den Is not to be blamed. They have been doing their best to give the prisoners employment. It is tho system which imposes idleness upon the prisoners, the system which forbids them rea? sonable ocoupitlon that W the enemy. That Is Hie nianufaiiurer of madmen. That Is the thing to be abollsln?.!. A return to the contract labor system would probably be resisted as abhorrent to the sense of Industrial Justice. Hut that is not needed. It is possible without it to give all th?? convicts healthful and profitable employaient To say that cannot be ?lone ?s a libel upon Intelligence and enterprise. To say il shall not ??? done is to brand OUT prison sys tem with everlasting infamy. MAKING BEGGARS. Tiie Society fm* the l'reveiitioli of Cruelty to Children has undertaken a good \v?>rk in at '"tnpting to stop street solicitation for charities by children, it la a favorite device of worthy but overeariK'St reform and missionary laborers and of schemers who work the charitable for their own profit to send < ut children to beg. They think thus to get enthusiastic service from ? larger number of persons than their adult con? stituency would furnish and to reap benefit from the Indulgence allowed to the appeals <,f hoys and girls. The honest promoters of this sort of activity probably flatter themselves that they are training tiie yot ngslers in good works, while they are in reality teaching them to be bold and often dishonest. Unscrupulous con? cerns who use them, as a padrone does his in? fant beggars and cripple?, merely t<> aerva their own purposes naturally care nothing for the eiTeot of the demoralizing business on the chil? dren or on the community? The cases related in Hie police court amply lusiiiieii interference, it was shown that linio girls inatb' a habit of stopping passers in ihe street to ask for pennies iir the name of charity funds, and then us.-d the produit of their beg? ging to buy candy and oilier things for them? selves. This evil lias before been brought to attention, and children IbUS carrying on fraud have been warned, but the same ones are found practising it again. The real responsibility rests with those who encourage then and pul ?n their way the temptation to lie and steal li Is unreasonable lo expect thai children with large appetites for sweets and toys will resist the temptation to spend money which they ob? tain by begging snd do not have to account for. Even If ? child d.? honestly turn ??ver to a fund what be raises ly 1 Is "lark" for randy are such nndertaklnga anything bui a search for a good time- he has learned how to slami in Ilio streel ami pest?i? people and gel things. not because he ought to have iliein, bui 1.ans?? he Is amusing or makes himself a nuisance. This ?s one of the worst lessons a child cm learn. Th?? who!.iurte of ?ducation is meant to teach him to expect to win by merit and not by favor. To undermine that teaching Is to ?lo injury which far outweighs nny possible g.1 from the proceeds of his begging. We hope ihe police will stop this nuisance In our streets. And we hope also thai philan? thropic societies will some day conclude that to make children either h ggars or prigs, who con? SldCT it their duty to lecture the elders of their own and other families on morals, is to weaken rather than upbuild the character of ihe coin? ing generation. There is generosity ami philan? thropy enough to support worthy enterprises properly presented wltbonl spoiling th*? children, and unworthy ones which musi rely mi them ought lo fail. Let IK. cultivate self-respect and modesty among our young folks. TWO "LE WE TO -/'/./NT" ORATORS. These are the days when ? lie "I.eave-to print" orator in Congress gives rent t?> his pent-up feelings, and, loosening the throttle of his elo quence, dashes headlong into "The Record.*4 it la al such a time as this thai our esteemed con? temporary, ordinarily so coy and soothing, throws reserve to the winds and In.mes as in? terest ?ni: almost as a chapter taken at random from Burton's "Anatomy" or a passage culled haphazard from the Hunk of Jeremiah. The taxpayer, ii is true, must in the end foot the bill, but WC cannot permit that sordid thought in Interfere With our present enjoyment of the literature manufactured in Washington. Why, Indeed, should "The H.rd" confine itself to tin? publication of dry, statistical and soporific details or to a recital of what is actually said In ihe two Imus.'s of ('.ingress, when It can command the services of writers like Repr?? sentatives Andrew ,f. Hunter and James M. Robinson, whose eloquence In speeches never delivered, but now embalmed in print, must forever remain stupendous monumenta to the Wisdom of the constituencies which chose them'.'1 Why. Indee.K In the number of "The RecortT before us? ami, with Ilio precision of a book reviewer who neatly places ? transcript of the title-page at ih?? head of his review, we begin with th?? an? nouncement that our copy bears date of July 'Jo, 1807, nnd is .?! Volume XXX the ninety sixth number issued we nolo tuo speeches said to have been delivered in Ihe House of Representatives on Monday. .Inly 111. one by Representative Hunter, of Illinois, the other by Representative Robinson, of Indiana. While the former is content with the simple and un? pretentious headline, "The Tarili.'? the latter shows decidedly yellow tendencies by adopting the startling superscription, "False Promises and False Light." Whatever the meaning or Significance of these words, they cannot truth? fully 1??? applied to Mr. Robiimon, if, ns now seems probable, his constituents Intended that he shouhl impri'ss upon Congress his powers nf imagination and liis talents as a writer of fic? tion. Hut l.t Mr. Roblnnon speak for himself. It will be seen that In- "wades right In": Mr. Speak'T. this b- a lifting finie indeed th?? d"ad hour of night?to pas.?- tnls bill of spoliation, that rovers with a blanket mortgage In favor of w.-alth the futur.? profits of honest toll. The Becepttve title nf this bill Is only n? centueted ?*y the gloom ami grewsotneness of tills mi.inieht hour. All design? by man t.? make countless thousands mourn aie canopied about with professions "f virtue, .ind on ibis bin are huiiii: out the f.-ils?? lights "T.? Encourage indu*? tii's," while underneath the mask th?? trusts are fostered, and, like the big bats of Bout l? America, they **?*-111 silently and noiselessly ?u.k the Mood from th?? veins .?f their victims ahile they lull them to sleep with the gentle rn??tlon of their win?*??? The following passage, so eloquent in its al? lus'oii to Biblical gastronomy, suggests th?? pus sibility of having been composed not only **in the grewsomeness ol th?? midnight hour," but also under the Inspiration of a frugal repast of beet and Cheese, at a ratio of 18 to 1, or "soine tblng equally as good": Driven from "very position, tee ????? them t.. day reaching oal into the unfathomable depths ?if political obscurity f.?r fio..? booh on which t.? bam* their promised prosperity. Statesmen ??r l?i?lli parlies stand appalled us they see th.- f.it kine .,f the hind, so sumptuously provided f??; by this bill, eating up th*? lean kin??, too weak to resist, too b*n?c fed mi the .up.ranniiat. ,| chaff ami dry husks nf tulse pt.?mixes, tarlthoul performance, to survive. Sir. they have played ni??.? the ..(ft lut? .?f hope s?? long that patience has r*eased i.? be a virtue, an.i the Imprisoned spirit of a lontc-suffering and deluded pe '!? clearly ?res to?? hys*ocfisj .?f their pratseasrana, After Hint wc are not surprised at the figga? edy suggested by Mr. Robinson t<? get rid of statesmen who play upon s.ift lut??* or of trusts which, like bats, noiseh'ssly stiok. etc. we haven't the space lo print tho harrowing simile twice Tii?? remo?ly he works up to Is what we exported It would Is?. It is contain?'?! In the f?'w words: "Tho people want more money." There you are. It's as simple as rolling ?iff a log. While a distinct tone of midnight sadness pervades Mr. Robinson's essay, Impressive In itself, but doubly so when mail???! to the voters of ihe Fort Wayne District under a frank and at ll.xponse of the "toiling masses," the "speech* of his colleague. Mr. IIunior, w that of a prophet mil?ant. Like the Indiana slates man, he Is much given to Biblical Imagery, but it Is more slreiuious and l?-ss dreamy in char? acter. I "pon ti pinch we might admit Iho pos? sibility <'f tin? "speech" having been composed before luncheon; yes, probably before luncheon and certainly before dinner, To piove this we will cito a few of Mr. Hunter's empty stomach pronuncumentos: Mr. Speaker, this AdmlnlntratlOB stands for nothing but greed, extravagance and the protec? tion of the wealthy and powerful, ?'uba to-day is in the grasp ?if a erne! despotism, because this t?.'Vernnient ?loes not ?lare to displease th?? Spanish bondholders and impair ih?? value of their securities. The grip of greed l:t OU the country?a freed that is only Intelligent enough in see where Imm?diat.? profit lies and remains blind t.. the necessity for the general well-being <m Which the well-being of capital Itself In the long run depends. This is merely working up his wind, how? ever. When tbe prophetic spirit is turned on full head, as it were, Mr. Hunter ?.antes ? Ino loo: "Mr. Speaker, no effort, no word of "mine, can now avert the calamity that hangs "over ih?? energies, enterprise and industry of "iho people .?f this vast Republic. The die is "casi; the feast of tin? modern Helshazzar is "now being spread; the banquet is announced "and lh?? revelry of four hundred trusts and "corporations Is now in the mldsl of ils cetebrs "tion." it is positively barrowlng. if it were no! for Mr. Hunter's assurance iii.it "ilie day of deliverance is ai band" we should noi have courage enough Wt to face the pangs of in dlgeatloa thai must follow tin? feast "in our midst." True, like Mr. Robinson, Mr. Hunier has a remedy, but ?u Un? excitement of pre? paring "copy" for th?? compositor tin? remedy which was printed on tin? back of the Helsliaz 7.111- foasi was pasted on a piece of paper face down to give tin? feast a show, and we haven't another ropy of So. '.??. Votame XXX, of "The lie.-ord" at hand ?.? repair tin? damage. Tf wo had. we feel sure we conili agree witli Mr. Hunter that, with thai remedy applied, "rob "bory could noi longer 1??? perpetrated by the "tricks cf legislation." Debs siili asserts thai his Communistic scheme Is nut s?. .lea?! as it looks, lint evidently does not expect anybody to tak>- him seriously. His sch.-nie had not ?-von the vitality of Cozey*S, which really did pul an army of holmes in the Held and quartered them on the public ? ill they were dispersed by lh?? DoltOS. ,-?- ? Hotter Is a roast ?? and peace therewith than a dinner of herbs and strife. Such Is evidently th* opinion of th* <?hlo Bilveiites, and they ar* preparine to conduct their campaign on a basis of unlimited barbecues and brass bands, with Populist oratory poured round all In torrent, tempest and whirlwind, like a midsummer thun? derstorm. When it Is all over and the prudent Ohio do?? Is crunching Ihe bones of the feast It will no doubt bo found that th* State has Bf.mp Republicana as usual, and the country I? still safe. -4> Andr?e Is out of sight and probably off the earth. Hut he must come bach to land, or sea, ? ?r |,, ; atei well will It be If he do?s n?it ???.G with tin- philosopher of old that lighting Is harder than flying. ?-? A few w.'-ks ago It was announced that the plague had manifested Itself at Jeddah, the s*a port end landing-place of ptlgrims from all parts of the world to Mecca and Medina, the holy places of Islam, which have been distributing points of various pestilences for centuries. Han Francisco has now In quarantine two convales? cent cas?'S, brought by the Hritish ship Annie Maud from Calcutta, and another of the ?row ?lle?l on th* voyage. There is Mil* reason to apprehend Ih* spread of the piagli* Iti that city and region, nnl*ss, Indeed, It should strike the Chines* quarter. Once Introduced among that closely herded people It might give the Call f'-rnlans another reason for objecting ?o th*lr neighborhood. Hut tb* prospect is not rs yet alarming. The gentleman from N'evn.la who Insisted that li* was nil right, but that his hotel was lost, must have Indian blood In his veins. His tranquil departure for Europe without th? be? longings which a diligent search had failed to recover Is a further proof of his aboriginal quality. The Kansas crops thl? year are copious and abounding beyond precedent, promising an abatement of the political discontent of that State not to lie brought about by any amount "f Mrs. Lease's oratory or the legislative abolition of the corset, In which it was deemed that a measure of relief might be found. Tlie ?state will now march forward on a new career of pros perity, pay Its debts in the same kiml of money it received in Incurring th?*m ami drive the noisiest of Its political malcontents to the rear. -?? Solomon Rickey, an engaged young tobac? conist of St. Louts, left bis affianced in th* theatre while he went out between the acts to look for a namesake. Having encountered two or three of them he forgot all about the lady, and. "ti interrogating hla memory the next inori,lug in th?? station-house, oonl?l not evoke from It any satisfactory response as to what had befallen him over night. He was re'*asod on payment of a small fine, and. after restoring to his person som* signs of decorum, hied him? Self forth to th? habitation of bla lady love t<> explain and apologize; but sh" would ti"t s??.? him. and remained sulking In her ?. nt, leaving her mother m Interview him with a rolling-pin at the front door. He Is now bringing ? suit to recover the ante-nuptial gifts which he had bestowed on the young lady, and, though they are said to wax poor When lovers prove unkind, sh?? holds on to them, and will sustain her right of possession in the courts. Th?? peel knew what h" was talking about who attuned his harp b3 th* melodious lay: He ?,\v?';ir?, thai be will cleave to her. His best snd only love; Then leave? ber In Ihe theatre, ?:?? g',? s out for a ? love. ? e Sovereign ?alls for a general strike among ali th?? labor organizations, but as his power among them does not precisely correspond with his name, they may not respond to his sum? mons, and would b? ?i concoures of Inexpressi? ble and Inconceivable fools If they did. ? ? As Tammany's candidate for Mayor, (Trotter's ihan.-e wuld be about equal to that of the Hull Osiris, with the "Ids on the bull. Both are back numbers, but the latter preserves soin?? prestige from Its unlmpaln-d ??'.gyptian Stand? ing. whereas ???>? tarnet has dropped his by putting ?? we War paint ami feathers and hie? ing to a foreign country? Among the present Pawnees "f the Wigwam h.? will find hlms.-lf. when h?? com???! bach, a WOTUOUt old Indian. Without strength enough to lift the scalp from th* summit "f the refractory, and hardly enough to pull the calumet of conciliation ? It was thirty six years ago y.-sterday that tl, battle "t Bull Hun?the first trial of sti.ng'h bsiWOSa the North and th?? South In th?? Civil War?wee fought ll v. as uftsn said that in Its purely military results "the cannon of Hull Run ech".d thenceforth on every battlefield of tho war." John C. Sh??'han has gone fishing. That Is more fun than apologizing to gold men for his silver platform and apologizing to silver men for his gold friends. Th* new SllpBIlining architect Is 10 be selected by competitive examination. This Is a distinct Stop f??r advancing the scope of tie? merit system, but It's dollars to doughnuts that the next act of the President concerning the Civil Service which Is not exactly In accord with the plan Which his Mugwump critics have made before? hand will cause th??m to c*y out that I hat awful McKinley Is breaking nil his promises and turn? ing over the Government to spoilsmen. We regret to hear that Dr. Parkhurst'e health is improving less rapidly than he expected, and WO hope that ho will be able to show that h* Is not responsible for the shocking English In that part of his message which reads: "I "am sorry that I will not return in time to "register." PERSONAL. During the war "i'aison" Urownlow, of Tennes? see, offered S reward for the lato Senator Har? ris, nn.i gave this description of him: "Tall, ?tralght as ?in In.lian, red on tbe top of his beai, red face, s little profan* and lnclln?'?l to be dicta? torial " Monsignor Willi im H. O'Connell, rector of the Am.-rban C,ll?g. at Home. Is visiting his family In Lowell, Mass. Th?? Ray, Dr. H. S. M.icArthur, of this city, preached In Tremo it Temple, Hoston, on Sunday. The Rev. Dr. S. C. Swallow (Methodist?, of Har rlsburg, Pena., haa been sentenced to pay a fine of Phil for libelling Captain John C, Delan*y, super? intendent of Publie Buildings and ??rounds. Dr. Swallow is a Prohibitionist leader In P??nnsylvanla. an.l th.? Prohibitionists of the ututo regard htm as a political martyr. About eight year? ago the late II-nrl M'-llhau. ths posi and librettist, became Identified wtth the Angionttaniae fad la Paris, it was at the period When "club llf.?" (a French word, pronounced "clooh-l.i'f"? and "hlg-lif" and "sport" were all the rage. At least twenty English tailors set up on the boulevard? at this time, counting on the prevailing taste to secure custom. One of them entitled Ids sliop "??? Itoyal-.M.iihac." Tier Hoyal-Mellhue hand was a society of young bloods, represtntlng nil that was most desperate snd exaggerated in the way of extreme fashion that coul.i well be BOSr oeived They Were, In fact, the Mohawks of moil ? 10 Paris. They always wore red coats and knee in??.eins at evening parties, did every desperat? thing, played extremely high at all sorts of clubs nnd were nothing If not "correct." Miss Christine Law has been appointed assistant clerk of courts for llampileti County, Mass. She 1?? the first woman in the Stato to hold this office. Mrs. Kliza D. St.-w.trt, who organized the first woman's temperance union In the Weet, celebrateli her eighty-first birthday at Springfield, Ohio, re e.ntlv. "Mother Stewart." as ?he Is called, organ iz.,1 the tirsi union si Oeborn, ohi", with 188 mem? ber? in 1ST8. Since then, up to recent years, she lias employed her entire tints in active crusade wo: k. De? Moines, Iowa, July 21.?The condition of Governor Drehe, who fell recently, striking an old wound In his left hip, lias not improved as rapidly as waa hoped. His family physician has been called to consult In the case. It is thought that It will be some iline before li?? ein use the limb. THE TALK OF THE D\Y. "Law Not?e" tells a ftory of a young lawyer who ?isk"d S country Justicia for a oaptas, Ihe Justice did not know a capias from a police cell, but he disliked to admit his Ignorance. So he Baldi "Now, see here, my friend, roo are a young law? y. r, and I fear lack experience, l would advise you not to be too hasty. Don't'bo la ? hurry. Walt twenty-four hours, and ther, ?f ron think beet, COme to ???>? and I Will give you ? ,'apiris." ihe young lawyer SSI ?sil and went away. Tin Justlco spent th?- remainder of the day getting acquainted ?util the writ call?-,! capias. When the limb of the law appeared the next morning the Court felt him? self qualified to issu.? capiases by the bushel. He fore he could speak the joiing lawyer said: Mr. Justice, ?ou w.-re ris,lit; ? was too hasty. 1 have to thank you for the good ailvb-e, and also have brought you the $? fee you would have received for tlie capias, as I don't want you to lose anything by your good del " II.? Went away believing the Jus? tlco to I?? a paragon Of good sense and lega! hire. Strategie movements.?First Bey gee here! didn't ? ?ee you running down street yesterday with lull Bounce after you, wantln' to lick you? Second boy?Y-e-e. "What .li'i you run for?" I I was only running sa as to get him away from home, so lus mother couldn't ?ee him tight ln': but by the time he was out of sighi of his house we got in sight of our house: and then, us my mother would see m?? if I stopped to hit him 1 went in. so as to br ?mt o' temptation!''?<New? York Weekly. Before tin? days of chloroform there was a quack In Ban Francisco who advertlse?l tooth drawing Without pain. The patient was placed In a chair and a wrench given, when he roared violently. "I thought you said there was no pain." "So there Is not by my process. That Is Cartwrlght's way. That's the way h? do?** It. it's very different from mine." Another tug. and a still more violent howl. "That's tho way immerge pulls teeth," said the unabashed pra?-till.in? r. "YOU don't like It, no doubt. Who would?" Another twist was given, and the patient, as a rule, howled worse than ever. "That," the dentist says, "Is Parkinson's mode." By this time the tooth was nearly out. "I will now," he ?raid, "display my own method," where? upon h.? triumphantly withdrew the tooth and held It up for Inspection. "You observe that by my truly scbntlfle process there is really no pain what? ever." Y'oung Father?la it a boy or a girl? Doctor (CJTCllSt)?No, It's a tandem.-(Chicago Times-Herald. Some years ago a congress of chimney SWBSfPS wan held In ? ?retir.?, 8we?len, the sessions being opened with ps ilm-slnglng and prayer, atid debates were held concerning tli<? moral and social IBS? provementS which it was desirable to Introduce among the BWeeps, Now another meeting Is to be held, this time at Stockholm. "And your wife aimed ?it and struck your head with a cup?" "Yes. sir." "Well, then, all I have to say is that you nhould be very proud ,,f tier."- (Tit-lilts?. "Tbe Kenn?-bee Journal" tell? of a Rangor "drummer" who tried to save a lady from leaping from a rapidi) moving train. After he ha?l thrown ills arms around her and dragged her back Into tb?? -ar, she recovered from her surprise enough to call him all the names In the feminine vocabulary mi?! explain that she wenl out on the piattona to wave h<-r handkerchief at some friends. The pas seitgers appreciated it all, but the ".lrummer" didn't seen? to enjoy the situation. Weii Begun, Hair Done First Itafonaei Tin try? ing t.. writ?? in essay on the ??mancipation of my sex, and I find Ir very hard to begin. .-'? ?nd lief?.finer i?h, I think that srottld lie so easy, Why, you might begin by sharpening rour pen? cil with your husband'? rssor, you snow.?(Detroit Tribune. A funny episode of the Christian Kndeavor con? vention In San Francisco was the draping of many saloons In honor of the event, and the display of the motto "Welcome C. F.." "Didn't I tell y?M? that If you went swimming again I ?rould punish you?" asked the stern father "I didn't forget," replied Johnnie, whOM hair area dripping, "but I can't swim a stroke" (De troll Free Press. "The London Saturday Keview" refers to some absurdities la BertOUS poetry, heading the list with Wordsworth's lines on the chamois hunter's fate, which be afterward ?oppressed: Haply his child In fearful doubt may gase PasMng Ills father's bon.s In future days, Start at the rei'pies of that very thigh ? m wbl? h so oft he prattled when a 1?>>?. A not unknown living port when he competed for tie- NeWdlgatS prize On the subject of the HI.??., of Parts cime very Bear this, Describing the ,1. laicii ?rough! by war h.? arrived at hi? pathetic etna i\ sits, ths couplet: Stark on its threshold many a .?..ri.se was laid Which yesterday with happy children played. Y.t It may b. ?lue.stloned whethfr any of these things were e pial to a stallia which not long ago headed In all seriousness an appeal for the reatoni ttaa Of thS church attached to the r?>etory where Nets? n was born: The man who arai tanghi BngllsbSMa their duty And fenced witii ?modes wain hi? as Ive ifie, Now usks on? r,billing, to restore to beauty Tu? church thel brwod?d e'er bis intent ?mils. PLAYING ?? AVAR. WITH THK RISK OF I/M'HK PISTON 8PRINOH-A CAMFAK'N IN/? LIBEL COURT?TIIE SOl'TIt AFRI? CAN REPORT. London, July 10. The Rrltish fleet after )h<? naval review e**t sail for the north coast of Ireland for the annual mannuvres of the Channel and R? serv*? squad? rons. It Is a game of make-believe war, with the fleet divided against Itself and operating hy the rule of three, and capturing prizes and win? ning liattlcH without any burning of g?inpowder. Mathematical puzzles are worked out In nominal circles ?>f action within ninety hours of an hy? pothetical declaration of war; and Incidentally there Ik fine practice ln handling ships? and ln doing ev?>rythlng except actual lighting. One of the Incidents of this sham fight was not anticipated, on*? of the newest and finest of the battle-ships exhibit???) at th?? naval re? view iras the Mars, a monster of 11..SS) tons, which a few weeks before had b**n put In com? mission after a series of exhaustive steam telale. She was ordered to Join the first division of th?? fleet at Lough Swilly, reporting to the Admiral's flagship Majestic, for mimic battle against the second division, headed by the Magnificent. In Rlacksod Ray. The orders could not be carried out, for both her high-pressure cylinders ?tar board were badly scored or cut with piston rings, and ?he was disabled before a single m an.ouvre had been planned. Th" Mars was detached from the squadron and ordered Igno mlnlously to the repair shop. One of the new cruisers, the Terrible, narrowly escaped a simi? lar fate, for one of her high-pressure cylinders got out of order through Ill-fitting piston springs, and the machinery could he patched up only after a delay of twenty-four hours. The Injuries sustained by these two splendid war vessels during a run through the Irish Sea Illustrated the uncertainties connected with modem naval warfare. The Mars was a battle? ship of the most recent and appr??vf>d type, and the Terrible a cruiser representing ln speed, coal endurance and battery power the maxi? mum Of efficiency; but each was a floating ma? chine-shop tilled with complex and delicate mechanism, and each was liable to be disabled ln an ordinary run through a choppy see. They were playing at war. without the bursting shells, the roar of quick-firing guns and the In? sidious atta k of torpedoes; and the piston rings and springs got loose, nnd the proud war? ships, with all their OOBtlT armaments and de? fences, were temporarily helpless. What will happen when a fleet ls actually under flre and exposed to the resources of destruction which modern engineering science has devised no naval expert attempts to forecast. The fighting ships of Nelson's day were prac? tical products of the genius* of sea-power. The fleet recently reviewed at Splthead and now mano'uvrlng in Irish waters ls. Ilk*? all modern navies, a gigantic experiment, for which no de? cisive test has yet been provided by actual ex? perience ln war. When a squadron is playing at war, the damage ls not serious if the mechan? ism breaks down through ar. ill-fitting piston spring or some equally trivial derangement. When the first naval war worthy of the name is fought to a close, the real value of the modern science of sea-power will be known. It will be follow.-d by the survival of the fittest, and a complete revolution ln naval architecture and engineering. ?? I? BADO! OF COrRAGK. Another method of playing at war has been Illustrated by the man?uvres ?if Jealous rivals ln a libel case. Two war conospondents have been fighting a batti? in the c.urts with moie audadty than discretion. ?>ne has recovered ?.<??) damages from the other ln a lib??! suit based upon an abusive letter charging him with cowardice and vile and Inhuman conduct tow? ard a fellow-correspondent from Ain??rb a. ?o far as It Is possible for a Jury to establish repu? tation by a prompt, emphatic verdi.-t, he has ac? complished his purpose; but the .?pismle le a scandalous one from which neither victor nor vanquished emerges with dignity. Journalists discredit their profession when they fin?l it neces? sary to have recourse to the courts ln order to prove their personal courage and their fidelity to their employers. In this Instance "The Times"' corresp.?n?lent, Mr. Knight, was guilty Of the in?liscretlon of miking charges which lie could not prove. He had sent by a roundabout way a letter to the office of "The Dally Chronicle." which was de? signed to blacken the reputation of a fellow correspondent In the Nile campaign. Mr. At terklge. by describing him as a despicable cow? ard, who shirked his duty to his employers. Ill treated his tent companion from America, and finally scuttled out of the campaign under a fictitious plea of illness. Mr. Knight's letter was as childish ln Its threats as it was mall clous In tone, and the object of it was unmis? takable. It was to discredit a rival so thor OUghly that he could never again obtain em? ployment In a military campaign. His own testimony tended to emphasize the malicious? ness of the libel, for he avowed his Intention of repeating his charges, whatever might be the verdict of the Jury. He will probably think better of It, now that he has a Judgment for ?1,0<)0, with costs, hanging over him. The only point at which any serious effort was made to sustain the charges by direct tes? timony was the absence of Mr. Atteridge from the fighting line In the battle of Flrket. Sev? eral correspondents supported Mr. Knight's aa? sortions bv affirming that they were well In front and did not see Mr. Atteridge. Among these was Mr. (iwynne. Router's representative in the Soudan and Greek campaigns, whose recent work in the field has been conspicuous for energy and coolness. Mr. Atteridge him? self declared that he was under fire from the opening of the fight, and that as soon as possi? ble he Joined tho Sirdar. Whether he was in the fighting line or not, he seems to have euc I ceeded ln sending to London the first complete account of the battle, and this fact Justifies : "The Chronicle's" conclusion that a war cor? , respondent ls not a combatant, who Is com? ' polled to take all the risks of the "fou furieux*? | attitude. His business Is to see the battle and I to send off the earliest account of It. In this j respect Mr. Atteridge, while a raw recruit, com? peting with veteran correspondent?, seem? to I have been completely successful. English hoy? In private schools hav? a Sim? ? pie method of enforcing discipline. They elect j a captain, who ls arbiter In all disputes, end : banishes to Coventry youthful offenders by de* [ crees from which there can be no appeal. Mr. , Knight seems t<> have acted upon the theory ? that he wa? cock of the walk among th? war j cinospondents In the Soudan. He attempted I to ostracise a rival who did not "?how up" In ', th?? fighting line, but had his own plan of seeing | the battle and covering the wire? to London. He ?ought to drum him out of the war corre* spondents' service as arbitrarily as the captain of a school outlaw? an audacious rebel against the rule? of the cricket ground. He rashly as ' suiued the responsibility of branding as a craven ? u colleague who looked uncomfortable when there was talk of cholera, and who was not seen In the front line until what little fighting there wa? had virtueliy ended. It was a Juv? 1 nib? performance, wl..,h has n.?t commanded the 1 respect of a court of law n?>r the sympathy of a Jury empowered to assess damage? for libel. What was mmt noticeable in ? his war play In the court? was the unfortunate lack of humor .?? iii.'h side. If Mr Knight had been capable of perceiving the co:? lo element of the case he win-Id not have written the abusive letter, hut would have smiled over the grim pleasantry of Wt a bilabiati any standard of courage ln a petty ?kirmlsh like Flrket, where the lighting line was hardly more dangerous than th? haggage vau er th? telegraph sh?d. 1. Mr. AUtrldf s (?