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FOP.. THE BUSY MAN Constant Reader Tells What He Mused in Last Week's Papers. -You * rr ** SSJ ' Sng In our Sasi tat!r -" *°- ia th* Busy •.. to ti* Constant Reader, "that the Pennsyl "T'a Railroad VMS hold up the coal men. Have jTraflroftd officials pot out ea consequence*" *^p.p'*' rt I'i lc2jrn > resident ass'.str.nt to President fsssstt, rested," replied the Conrta&t Rtador. ••ut hr «aii he had retired rot because of his "j-j. been found to have big blocks of coal ,jj for v.:irh he paid nothing, but because he ts3 n-afhea the ape lim'.t. The probe now is to be «»f<: or. the Baltimore A: OiAa as ■well as on the penr-syivauin, witnesses having been summoned by ♦y" Interstate Commerce Cclr.lra3r.jon from both ggspur.irs. Tr.e conference cf Senators and Repre ogl2tn* his agreed 10 nearly ell of the fifty-one oe^djnfnt* to the Railroad Ziaxe bill But rail- Jlfis did >v>t Interest Washington and the coun »-v si Uxs* so roach last week ac meat." ~*lVhr.t '. Hif the B<ef Trust been caught aceept £l rebates?" ir.te*. ruptt-d the Busy Man. •■jt is Dot a qufftron of rebates, but of filth," re (r0 «gei the Constant Reader. 'President Roose ty.t. teaminj that revoltsngly ur.Bar.lte.ry condi tions tx:-*=tr t l at the Chicago stockyards, had two fprria! investigators make an examination. The jtport DC lJ»O inejieetonr. oor.f.rmc-d bU worst sus pijior.s. Accordingly. Senator Beveridge lntro tx?& a bill for a most t hor ough federal invt-Bii ptica Ctf tr.e methods cf the packers. The beef pa a re "*" tir -S the bill, of course, tooth and •But how s.hout the slaughter house* right in ttii titj r ' askt-d tl.e Uufj- Man. -Dr. Parttngtoo, the Hoalih Commissicner. after i tour of irsi.cction, aaJd '.h*-\ were all right." wae xix rep!>- "Officer* of various butchers' unions jtii otherwise, son* of them saying: that New Icrk CJty tasrpectoni ars l>ritx-d to overlook #Js* es«ril neat, ■which is SSI ■ for sautnages or disposed ci In sow other way. The stir over bad beef has grouts Europe as well, ii..- Hou»e of Commons. *or ir.st.'ino-'. takir.g up the Question ts to bow far the British j.ublic mlffht be protected. Tho Navy *>j>-rtr;ent, however, is more wrought up ov*r po»fier ttszca be»-f. Several of Its officers are ar ca«*l ft having oon^pirwl to <srfraud the Rovem r.«r.t c.i manj thousands of dollars through the jen-hase of iv»wcipr at twlre Its actual value. sJfan:in-.e da President has brezi down South. On H-P"* 44 * 11 DajT be spoke at Portsmouth. Va., and BBveQed a mnnument In the Naval Ometery. He tisr. adAreaed Itoe ptutiorts of Hasn|rtTn Institute." ferns on* was tfiling me that prizefights had tierr. lf-fra 1 z<-i. r.nd New York*-rs wrr<=> to f*e<» all t*!ey «a'it«-d." sail the Busy Man. ■1 don't TOader at such a report." saM the Con itart Header. "F'?hts have been pulled off so frcQaestly lately that one misht think ts:em tol eraK-d by law. Govorr.or Hlspinf. however, became trousi^J iniJ ordered Sheriff Hayes to do his duty. The polirr- zlpn SSCSSSS active and closed up one Vlub.' which had b?»<?n holdir.g fights almost every Eijht. Tie Governor signed the Barnes Liability QUESTIONS ANSWERED. SHALL WE BE SUBMERGED? J. H. B (Saplnaw. Ml.h.): In your answer to E. M. (Sew ton. Conn.) you discuss the various c&uso? that may bring about •he end of the vnrid. It pfx-TnF to ate, however, that you ornlttM one of the most probable cruises of the destruction of all life. c. g., a general submer sion. Are there not scientific facts in favor of this theory? And If *-o. how lung will it take before our pint*- will be swallowed up by the ocean? The possibility of a general submersion of our frlobe is almost inconceivably small, though if & y>f-n»r>") consider? only one class of evidence he rr.ight easily l*>lieve in It. Th« continents are constantly losing their substance, which Is be ir.s carried ir.to the oc^an. Geographers tell us that if all asperities of the earth were evenly distributed over Its ■ tin surface it would form a plateau about TOO metres above the •§& lev*]. This plateau is undoubtedly subject 10 th« attacks of the ocean and atmospheric ln fiii'-r -«■ T. rivers constantly carry into the fa fragments of the rocks disintegrated through tumidity, frost, thaw, drouth, etc. According to the eminent Scotch naturalist Murray, the easnai delivery of the nineteen principal rivers of our Blobe amounts to 3.G50 cubic kilometres. STM vitt-rs carry into the sea more than one Usßie- of solid matter in suspension dally, that i*. I> parts of solid matter to every l<c».ii<>t pans of fluid. This calculation, applied to the lirjr*- Md s:r.all rivers. gH ss S 000 cubic kilo- Ettrts- of v.a'er carrying 1" cubic kilometres of to'Ja ir.;ttttT Into the ocean. TV -siaves, too, undermine the continents. English pc-ologirts as-tert that the British coasts !**d<! under the action of the sea at the rate et three metres in a cer.tury- In France, at Havre, tat Instance, the cliffs lose 0.25 of a Pttre cnauaily, while the loss of the calcareous MUliftmteia coasts is even estimated as high as on* metre a year. On the other hand certain Wfists rtiow hardly any disintegration wrought ly the w.'ivf>. Now. assuming for the entire fiobe an ablatioa of thr'-e metres in a century. the Total iors for the whole extent of the coasts <*the c)o\,e. which is estimated at _'•• ■»<'■ kilo- BMtres. h as been calculated to be 300,000.< XX) •SUe metres* <-r -j of a cubic kilometre: Tfc»>pf- £re besides other causes of loss, such t* t?if- dlFsolvir.sr Dower of the continental wa in Th» r*»Fu!ts of researches made into the nsiss the Danube and the Thames go to j^*' ihct tbe ouantity of matter thus lost by *^« coatiaeata through dissolution is no less ttts fi' «. cubic kilometres annually. Altogether. *♦ hay*. thf-r^fore. a total of 16 cubic, kilometres r V" ■ firm land givp» up annually to the sea. The ratface of the continental plateau of TOO Satres bHsbt i(= 146.000.0 CM square metres. The ■Wlttoa of Ifl cubic kilometres causes it an an *ca! leas of a slice of 11-100 of a millimetre in j**Hrrmn. The fragments of this slice settle on «* bo'tom vi the sea and occupy the place of a **"*^'.ri quantity of water, thus producing a f2"*i rt^ing of the sea. How*ver. them is another side to the case. £•** I* *-vid* r.ce of repeated changes of level In ** Pt-FT. whereby the rontinents were lifted j!"*) bw to grr-at elevations. It is safe to way «t thesr agencies wiil perform the same func *» In the future, and thus offset the levelling wifJen'-ies cf the weather and streams Again. *~l* ih* couft line Is beln*y eaten away in some *****. irs others it if beln* extended by the •*Bsl' of foil from the interior. The delta of g»>"— Irrini affords a good illustration of this I**s*- These v-< 5 trier 1 rations *-ffect to^r <!'sor#*lit the notion that the earth will be •*eJy covered by water. OUR ANCESTORS. '• I 5I 5 - F. (Monroe, N. V.): What would be the ]***- population of the earth if the Increase 7 asr.kind had not been interfered with by ■Hi* !*! * problem has been worked out by Proctor. to him. If from a single pair, for five *■"■■«»£ years, each husband and wife had ** fn^ at twenty-one years of age, and there *><*r" .10 deaths, the population of the earth *°uld L* 2.109,015. followed by 141 ciphers. It s>ulS require to hold this population a number £ »or.djj the gize of this. OQual to 3.106.520. fol 2**- by 125 ciphers. The human mind shrinks *"^* contemplating such immense numbers. MILK. m f. '>■ (KalamajEoo. Mich.): What are the con ""^nts of milk? -formal milk contains from 81 to SO per cent **•* tad from 10 to 17 per cent solid substance. *hlch about 8.4 per cent are fnts. 3.C per cent and albumen. 45 per cent sugar of milk £C 7 I*-r cent athes. Not every kind of rr.ilk, Vlr < contains these constituents In the same * Xrtions. Accordire to the food, the race, the Z«*L <tc * the composition of the milk varies **** certain limits. Probably the most :.-.. bill extending to railroad workmen the same rights as to collection of damages for injury or death as other employes. li. also signed ■ bill creating the office of Commissioner of Deeds in New York City, a Jab which it li said was created for Senator Grady. He vetoed the two Patrick bills, ir.tended to aid the fight which the condemned murderer of William M. Rice is making to escape the electric chair. This fight ha.- been dragging on for Fix years. The Governor, by the way. appointed Cuth bert W. Pound, of Lockport, to fill the unexplred term of the late Supreme Court Justice Henry A. Child*." "The gas company threatens to take out my meter unless I pay the dollar rate." said the Busy Man. ' "But 1 won't pay it." "The chances are. then, that you will be cut off of pas." said the Constant Reader. A test case in which a consumer sought to enjoin the com pany against taking out his meter because he would pay only SO cents a thousand feet was decided against the consumer. Justice L<-ventrltt •aid the question should be left to the federal courts, where the legal fight started. The special grand jury on insurance learned that millions of dollars were paid out by the Mutual In fake "ills. Most of the money went to Andrew •:. Fields for stopping 'hostile' legislation at Albany. The efforts to mutualise the Equitable received a setback «tt its annual meeting. Jamos W. Alex ander, ex-presid»»nt of the Equitable, has gone to Europ* So al?o has John D. Rockefeller, who left New York on Thursday on board the Deutseh land. Meantime in:- telephone company lias cut its rates all along thf line. It will cost only five cents to use the 'phone hereafter at most pay stations in Manhattan.' 1 ' "Some time ago you said the King of Spain was betrothed," said the Busy Man. "How much longer will he have to wait before he can marry?" K'np Alfonso XIII married on Thursday 1 nneesa Ena of Battenbers. granddaughter of VJue«n Victoria." said the Constant Reader "She will be known as Queen Victoria. Her reign, however, came rear a midden end. At the very conclusion of the nuptial ceremony the King and Queen barely escaped being killed by a bomb which was thrown at their carriage. A wire di verted the missile, however, which fell among the crowd of courtiers and spectators, causing *hi death of twenty persons. The assassin, the police say. was captured. In Russia a bomb thrown nt General Alikhanoff, Governor General of Kutais, nearly killed him. The struggle between the J'ouma end the Goremykin ministry became more bitter. The ministry refused to resign as the Douma demanded. Famine threatens some of the provinces. Many prisoners are being executed for political acts, and at Sevastopol another mutiny broke out. only to be checked with the most severe measures. A bill for the relief of the Irish poor providing that 122.600.000 be loaned for building twenty-five thousand cottages was introduced in the House of Commons by James Brye. Another part of the crater of Vesuvius fell, frightening the peasants of nearby villages. a rebellion has broken out in temala. the insurgents massing on the Mexican border. General Castillo and General Bar rlllas have been leading the attack on President Cabrera.** "Somewhere I heard that a well known Irishman was toad." said the Busy Man. "You mean Michael Davitt." said the Constant Reader. "He died after a long and painful illness. Others who died last week were Representative lir.},.-rt Adams, jr.. of Philadelphia, who committed suicide because of financial lasses; Charles H. Knox. ex-president of the Board of Education of this city and an active Tammany man. Dr. Charles TV. Allen, of this city, who died at Gibraltar; Miss Ellen Burg, the actress; Zara PYeeborn, a sculptor, and James E. Scrimps, the Detroit journalist." portant constituent of milk is its fat. The fat in found In the form of minute globules that can only be detected by means of the microscope. Ex.ict measurements go to show that the diam eter of thes*- globules is from 0.0016 to 0 01 milli metre. It has been calculated that a litre (1.1 quarts) of milk \>lth 2.3 per cf-nt of fat con tains 1.883,700,000,000, and with .'-5.3 per cent of fat ■.KS.SOO.OOO.OOQ, of these fatty globules. HUSBAND'S CLAIM TO WIFE*S PROPERTY. Inquirer <Walden. N V.V (1) If children have been born alive during the marriage the hus band has. by courtesy, the rents and profits of the rial estate for his life If there are no chil dren nil thr- wife's property goes to the husband. Y<->u (an, bo we vet. by wil! so dispose of your real estate and personal property as to prevent your husband from getting anything. TO STOP BLEEDING. E H A. (Bridgeport, Conn): Can you give me c preparation for stopping a flow of blood from small cut^ 0 No special preparation is needed for this pur pose, th«> in 1 ■Sill 11 of a carefully cleansed finger being the best temporary device to stop bleed ing This is true no matter how large tht cut vessel may be. If there be more than ene bleed ing vessel two or more fingers may be used, or the finger may be changed If tired. When . - only moderate in amount or occurs -:nall arteries or large veins just beneath th^ skin, it can almost always be stopped per tly by a firm pad of gauze bound over the wound with a bandage. General oozing of blood mail vessels may be stopped by the ap ., n of cold and beat. Cold may be applied by pouring tee water into a wound or by putting lee directly on the bleeding surface. Hot water a a temperature of 120 to 125 degrees F acts by contracting th*> vails of the vessels and bast. ening the coagulation of the blood. COINS. A. M D. mansomville. N. V •: "Will you kind ly* (-tare the value of the following coins: (1) An English halfpenny of ITS 3; (2) tiny, six cornered gold pieces of 1853. 1855 and IST2. mlrked 'California. ',; dollar." (1) No value (27 These are only tokens, not coins; worth 2o to 7.". cents. X M. W. (St. Paul. Minn.): What you call Mexican dollars are Brazil 1.200 reis pieces, worth 40 cents. The Continental $20 note retails at 25 cents. H (Vermont): The gold quarter of IRTI is worth from To to ", cents, according to perfec tion; the rest are all common. SHORT ANSWERS. j a W E rjßstetO. Fla.>: Please inform me wtoera I caj» obtain a copy of the -Preliminary List of Three Hundred Simplified Words," as mentioned in your article on spelling reform. Apply to the Simplified Spelling Board, No. 1 Madison avenue. New York City. D. W. S. (Phillips. Me.): There is only one textbook for learning Esperanto to be had in this country— i. c.. J. C. O'Connor's "Esperanto. ' which you can obtain from Brentanoa, book sellers. New York City. DEM (Recce, Kan.): Please give the total number of farmers in the United States, accord ing to the last census. Farmers, planters and o£rUrß. 5.674.875. Of this total number L 4K J , '315 are farmers and planters, HA.OIMI farm ers (members of family); milk farmers, farm and plantation overseers. 17,<x>.. H. Q. C. (Port Jervis, N. V): We do not find the MM sfSlspntH «" the "Gazetteer." As to th«- pronunciation, the a should be pronounced as In father B. T. (Kingston. N. V.): Will you kindly tell me who composed "They Knew It Was Teddy," who is the publisher and where can I get it? The composer of this hit is Hope Chatterton. Tho publisher is Severance Johnson, No 154 Nassau street. New York City It can be bought in any New York music store for 2"» cents. THE CANTANKEROUS MEMBER. Elder Kwpalons — When we hear of these ter rible calamities happening in other parts of the world, deacon, we ought to be ftxeeedlngly thank ful that cur lot Is enst In a favwd land. , . , Deacon Ironside— the contrary, elder. I l**-i like resenting it. What Hunt have we got. 1 d like to know, to be better off than other people?— Cftloago Tribune. MEW-YOEK DATLY TRIBUNE. BUNDAT. JtJBB S. 1000. PRESENT DAY BASEBALL Enthusiasm, of Fans Contagious— Work of Professionals Strenuous. A Pessimist who had convinced himself that baseball was a foolish, outworn sport went to American League Park the other day. He had argued that It was a national mistake. For why should a man delight in watching others exercise, and what profit to behold a horsehide sphere swatted into the air? Who cared about three-base hits fnd rooting for the home team and childishly hissing the foe from Washington? It would surely be tedious to mix with the self hypnotized mob of fans, who fitted the Scriptural definition of a peculiar people, since they had neither the football lust for blood nor the gam bling pa salon of racegoers. 'I am going to the game just to prove my theory," said the Pessimist. Now, it was a sunny day, and the air in th? grandstand was good to the nostrils. The Hud eon River and the Palisades w*re a restful back ground. A sweep erf emerald lawn, sprinkled with golden dandelion?, a generous space beyond the chalk and earth marked diamond, artistical ly matched the blossoming apple trees across the fence. A small boy was perched in one of these. Two wedge shaped black groups of tech nically dishonest spectators occupied the rocks overlooking the grounds. The bleachers were fining rapidly. The grand stand tchoed a scuffle or' fe-^>, the voice of the peanut boy and the man with cushions to hire. A member of Congress, a fat lawyer and a lean Wall Street broker met in an aislo and shook hands, grinning broadly. Three Oortd, jovial looking priests p:h together, and two lit cigars and one began to munch peanuts. A tall, liur.l some woman in a magenta gown and an ostrich feather hat marked ;; score card with her gold ca.sed pencil. Gray, sedate persons and fastidi ously dressed youths, judges, bankers and clerks seemed to relax into an easygoing camaraderife. Everybody made remarks to his neighbor, asked or answered question.-. It was as if some secret password had revealed a common membership in a high, ancient and honorable order. "These must h*-> the fans," muttered the Pessi mist. "Whatever inspires thorn. I admit they're a eheerfu! lot. ... Of course it is rather pleasant out here— ouch! Get of! my corns: . . . Yes. I have half a mind to buy pome peanuts myself." The blue clad Washinfaons and the white shirted Yankees, who had been prancing around for exercise, batting and catching easy balls, took their positions. A white shirt t wirier made snaky gestures in the box. a squatting catcher dipped his fingers in the dun as secret token, a blue visitor nervously waved his bat up and down, and the youthful umpire, with a full size baby's mattress <>n his ch.-st. peered forward like an auto fiend in a mile-a-minute race. THE FUN BEGINS. Swish! Thud! "B-a-all o-one!" droned the umpire. "A-h-h-h." breathed thr.e thousand throats ln tense 1 spe< tancy. Next minute It seemed that the air was full of balls that Railed backward Into the Hudson, sideways among the spectators and plump into the hands of outfielders. Men were running, sliding, dodging around the diamond like rabbits chased by a grayhound. Coachers and players, grandstand dignitaries and bleacher enthusiasts Joined in vnried cries: "What's the matter?" "Keep It going!" "Cut the heart of the plate!" "Run. ye tarrler!" "Right over. Johnny!" "He's out! He's out!" "Get some specs. Mr. Umpire!" "'Go on, go on!" "Beat It home. Mike!" "Come back'" "Slide!"' "Take off your carpet slippers!" "That's right, converse with him. Mr. Manager!" "Where'd you get them boots. Senator?" "Yah. yah, down and out!" • Sklddoo, Washington!" The Pessimist woke up to find himself yelling with the rest. He simply couldn't help it Anyhow, it was good for the lungs, and made him feel as he did ln the long departed time when the circus came around. Besides, it was a duty to aid fellow New Yorkers and down the disgustingly arrogant Senators, who thought they knew how to play. Si ton after th* Yankee manager and a fat umpire got Into a dispute. The umpire ordered the manager from the field, and furthermore pwurig a pudgy fist and hit him on the jaw. "Bobber! Robber! Kill the umpire!" shrieked the Infuriated mob Of fans, the Pessimist among them, and clambering over the seats they start-d to succor their beloved representative and attack the trembling minion of authority. It was only the ,-irrival of half a dozen police men that prevented a general scrimmage and a glorious old fashioned umpire chase over 1 1 < I ' 1 and fence, and perhaps into the cool waters of the Hudson. The fellow was fat. but doubtless he would have put on speed with so much en couragement at his heels. • I have become a fan— it's In my blood," aw fully whispered the Pessimist to himself, home ward bound. This, however, was a premature conclusion It takes at least two days to become a member of the high, ancient and honorable fraternity, as the Pessimist discovered, for th? second day he hissed the New Tork manager, Jeered at the home pitcher and applauded several vi?iu>rs. Fickle tngrate! Since no other reason c-ouid be assigned, he confessed, this, too. was In the blood of the fan. • Baseball from the players' point of view is as uncertain as politics and as heartrending as grand opera. It is a good thing that most pro fessionals are built with Jaws like the overhang of cup racers and bumps of sensitiveness re duced to the vanishing point, else they would soon pine away from grief. If the iron had not entered their souls through a hard appren ticeship of blacksmithing and boilermaking they would go about the world weeping like Werther and moaning like Coriolanus. FICKLE PUBLIC. To-day they are idolized and feted, garlanded, hoisted on the shoulders of shouting worship pers. Pretty girls ask for their autographs. Small boys beg the privilege of carrying their luggage. The evening papers print their pict ures, and some editorial writers overlook the European situation in giving praise to the na tional champions. To-morrow from this dizzy height there is maybe a plunge into unfathomed depths of scorn. The grandstand hisses or is coldly silent. Instead of crying "Bully boy!' the bleachers tauntingly shout "Four Bushur!" A mutfled ball elicits a Jeer anent frozen lingvrs, and a base stealer caught in the act is advised to count fifteen and eight The small boy who was carrying the hero's luggage now shri/ks epithets and makes gestures of tine:- imrort. Worst of all, the fickle fans approve the efforts of the enemy and openly rejoice when the strangers score against the home town. •>.. disgusted became 10,000 Brooklyn fans as they saw the home team beaten to a pulp," it was recorded the other day, "that they be»an to root for the aggregation from the City of Brotherly Love." It was not disgust, probably, up much as plain everyday fickleness. The fan would not be satis fled even if the home team made no mistakes and won forever. The fierce alternations of love and hatred seem necessary to his being. "Yep. it's a tough thing to b*» catcalled by your own friends," said a horny-handed profes sional TO the writer. "Too expect the gaff when you're in other cities, and don't mind it. But Bay! whenthem home folks who've been throw ins HuU-to-the-Chief bouquets suddenly start to give out heads of verbal skunk cabbage. it puts ye sore, it makes you feel Ilka emlgTatln' to Borneo." The pitcher, in proportion to the idolatry ne receives as the main factor In -a team. Is derided and Insulted above his fellows. He is to blame for nearly everything that happens, including a rainy day and poor batting on his side. >\ hat ever blame misses him is heaped on the mana ger. Of ooursa. ■ th» • umuJro • may.; have trouolea, too. but no human being ever has thought of looking on his case with a sympathetic eye. Umpires and apies are born to the universal de testation of mankind. "If it wasn't for the home gaff and a few rank decisions from behind the plate, we'd be happy." said a red headed twirler. There is said to be ln general as little jealousy n the baseball profession to-day as exists be tween political bosses of opposing parties. It's a matter of business with the plnyers and the country controlling trust that er.-.ploys them. A player is bought and sold in the open market of the league . !ul>s without b°ln?: consulted in th» matter. Every team has forf'g-n talent that is constantly being renewed. If individual feeling shows itself over the salary question at signing tirpe. or th^ pitcher is believed t'< be ratting an undue share of glory, this does not usually hinder a businesslike behavior In the field. Time was when clubs shared the rurtous rivalry of random." and desperate tricks were played by jealous heroes; hut the modern professional is anxious to conserve his vitality and hold his Job, .Ukr tne opera artist, he cannot afford to get angry or excited; 'twould h=- reflected in his bat ting r-erc^r.tace. TEAM WORK BULES. Everything in the modern game depends on team work and an elaborate system of sex-ret signals. The apish genuflecUoas of pit- her and cat.;. p r have a precise Interpretation. Borne times a mosquito bites the twirier's neck and he -to m ratch for fear of keir misuu od. Three fingers at the left eat may in form the right fielder that a ball throur to con nect with tl.f tip of the enemy's hat wii! he coming his way. A kangaroo pose may signify an inshoot for the left fielder. When the co?xher at first bass shouts gibberish he is probably giv >tim tioi:s. The player is called on for a deal of head • - w< li as f. 01 and hand activity; and the • -is of leading professionals in law and business show the all around quality of brains. A <i art forehead and big Jaw may drr well enough for ci romon ; urposes, but it lakes a model, arith thin checks and eag^r ey*s to earn ofl the high honors. On the other . nd - ■ "ducation minus brawn and =kill does not hi tp to win p traants "The best stuff is educated in the alleys and c^'uk i.,t .. ■ t l, i an oldtimer. A college player nas to unlearn sudden and various things *Of "i'i--' ; we have some clever lads with Greek roots hanging to their names, and their influ ence is all to the refinement but a husky fellow unos been brain fed in a machine shop shows up a better average." Ph ii" s .' . ci , li^ s lo °* aUke to the professional. A roiladelphla expects extra jeers in New York and Minneapolis and St. Paul, like all n^ighb.r ing communities, make it a point to accentuate mutual scorn The South Is hot-headed, and the west lacks police protection f^r umpire and visitors. It is sometimes embarrassing to play in a Western town where the fans carry six shooters and tie sheriff wants to be re-elected Bostons <-ultuie is shown in discriminating ap e\fn thr bleachers use refined epithets and the irony of the grandstand is so delicate tnut tne visitors often mistake it f..r compliment New lork is a severe critic. There is alleged v> be a metropolitan deathwatch that goes to the games just to gloat over misfortune. While travelling the player is under the paternal eye of the manager. His food water sleep and tobacco are carefully prescribed He Is forbidden to enter saloons and must be abed at ths hotel by 10 o'clock. A man m:iy he worth more than his salary to the manager; h» repre sents perhaps a bonus of several thousand dol lars paid' to another club; and therefore too much care cannot be taken to keep him fit. At home, however, this dose supervision does not obtain, for a majority of the players have families and go to live wirh them. The manager then trusts to honor that the road rul^s are obeyed, and occasionally scouts through the Broadway cafes to see whether an errant cham pion is dissipating STERN DISCIPLINE. It is told that a famous player once broke loose, went to the theatre, and at midnight held court in a Rialto rathskeller. He was drinking champagne and graciously accepting the homage uK actors, sporting men and messenger boya, when the manager entered and said: "Tom, what are you doing here? Drop that mug and slope for the bed^uilts." "Yes, Mr. ," replied Tom. meekly. "I was just going. Forgot how late it was." Light gymnasium work is indulgf-d ln by some, while most players take no exercise beyond the game and an hour or two ot preliminary prac tice. The professional skill seems even mote remarkable in the preliminary, warming vi, than in the regular game. For instance, two men standing fifty feet apart bat and catch a ball half a dozen times without letting it drop to carth — the batter not touching the sphere with his hands. The use of chewing gum is equally popular among fans and players. This may partly ac count for jaw development. Th* average age of professionals is twenty eight, but there are youngsters of twenty-one and veterans in the forties. Romantic marriages with grandstand admirers have occurred and several unions with actresses which have given more or less business to the divorce courts. Some one has laid it down as a rule, that artists ought not to marry artists; yet stars of the stage and the green diamond continue to be temporarily fascinated with each other. Am-'ng college men in the profession are Christy Mathewaon, the Giants" idolized twirler. and Clarkson, the Yankee pitcher, who was in and out Of Harvard. Fultz. of the Yankees, who quit baseball for law. came from Brown. Bender. of the Athletics, and Leroy, of the New York Americans, are blooded Indians who have learned everything In the curriculum at Carlisle. It is said that these well educated players are con ri derate of their comrades' feelings and do not flaunt their knowledge on the diamond. If they chant c to have a c >py of Emerson in their pcM ket they keep it th<--re for fear of off>nd!ng rs of the Nh k Carter library. They cut out allusions to alma mater, protoplasm and ornithorhynchus paradoxus. Perhaps it is just a? well. Most colleg' champions have not had tirrif- to k<i deep into mere learning. Salaries range from S1.&00 to jio.nr.o ■ season. The latter sum is said to be earned by John McGraw. manager of the Giants. He used to be hitter an-1 base runner, and is now <,ne of thf» quickest thin^rs and best leaders of nun in the profession. Chesbro. the spltball twirler, is s'':i>po.sf>d to get 18,000. William Keeler, f;;-i as as a ri^htfielder and batsman. .• " while the peerless Laj'Me. - f the develands, gets in \hf neigh 1 of $S.ftft'>. The modern player generally knows the value of money and after 0 few seasons has saved a snug little bankroll. In wintei h.- works at somf trade like boiler making, paperhanging and carpentry or keeps books or 1 lerks Ir. a store. Oldttaners were con tent to loaf in winter and use up their summer earnings, but thrif' is the motto of the new gi aeration. It 1? realized to-day 'hat there is no home for brokendown players, an^ the public '> >ut as much regard for an ex-champion as for <'i last year's bouquet. MOTOHIKG IN INDIA. An Experience with a Procession of Mahom etan Fanatics. During the Mohurrum festival, which usually lasts two or three days, culminating in the immersion in the sea (or a river, if an inland town) of the image or Idol representing some of their heroes, all Europeans keep chiefly in doors, or survey the scene from some safe win dow seat. In the ordinary way there is not much to see but a howling rriob of fanatics beating on tom toms ar4 yelling either maledictions en their oppon or benedictions on their patrons. Therefore, we were warned that to take our car out during these days was dangerous, and watching the crowd chiefly from behind closed lattices, we r^st'S^d our sou ' s in patience But evening had ccme. and the stifling heat v.as succeeded by & pleasant breeze from the s»»n. "Let's have a run." Bald we. Although our courteous hrsi, with Bis thirty-five yecirs of India behind him, warned us of danger, we felt that a anon trip to the palm forest of Mahlm was not only off the route of the Mahometan pilgrims, but that with cur trusty car we would be easily able to avoid trouble, and so oft we went At first our way ran alongside the sea, and then we came to the great palm forest of Mahtrn. and "caution" was the word, for the road Is but a bullock track, and a too eager turn of the steering wheel would land us in a smash. "Subber kurro!" (Stop the carriage) cried a native suddenly to us. for we almost ran over him. We wished in a few moments that we had taken his advice, for we rounded a sharp bend of the road and, before we cuulil pull up. saw straight ahead a procession bearing right down on us. .. To turn was Impossible, to reverse almost equally no, and there in front was the *>ffl*y carried aloft by the bearers, while the fanatical mob was whooping, yelling and howling. We stopped the car (not the engines, though) and hoped the procession would pass: but. alas! no. Whether they were blinded by our lights or drunken with excess of zeal, we shall never know, but without pause they rushed right at us, and in a moment the figure god was landed on the Cur. vhllo lampa wot* smashed and Amusements. |BHiHniHIH^BHBDHHHIHI'*^r\ W^ N«w Tork Thastres Under Direction of Mm 9. * L*» SnuSert (Inc.): *? liroadu-ay * B * ll st AAOIUA Mats. Than. A Sac *^T in T*L 1616 Bn^xat. UAMNU Br«s. «:ii Mats. 2:li ■ fa THE M MMIT OF SHI BKRT / \«.|V..i -r Fj,H ■ ; \ The Giddy. Glrlr. Gorgeous Rouid of Fle&iaro ■ I THE SOCIAL WHIRL! l?l *~*»^,, EXTRAORDINARY CAST— Ritchie Jos«ph Ccyr.- BUnsh* — I a rr 474 7 "• "****"^-«*».^- '"■ A< l?; l^' Wl *" Maude Raymond. Frwik. Bond. _ , , I I Lawt^eevrssmti Wm * *U at a^"t •-*4 u Jf^ ht..vht| I (*JSS[y HENRY E. la th. Beat oJ «!t Cbßa«» SU»^ 1 '• ■ D HENRY E. V BROWN of I IX E V BROWN of I 'A in that most drll K htftil TSJT \ 93 \T \. IBjl M I ■\ Bn ■'• diverting comedy. ■"■ La *<ir *f /-A jfC !II ■ jM THE MAN oTm BOX "V\" v^^ L /P 5^ rramatizei by Grace I. FurnJw (lorn Haroli **-•*« the _Old otm * S%m f« JlacGrath'B famous noveL Kfep* tae To*mr ■""««: %K^ LYRIC THEATRE— SPECIAL. X jvsr. 12 & is. m Tue». and TA>d. HZ*"** and Wed. Ma*. ■ i LAST OPPOnTUXITY IN NEW YORK "JO SEE THE WOSIIW ■ IjrvE * 3005. SA2&AH ■ Thm. Mid Wed. Ev'sa sad We*. BBSS. ■ L.\ST OPPORTIMTY IN NEW YORK TO BKB TH» 'WORI-rj'a ■ GREATEST ARTISTE. SOCK. SAXAH I P; P 1 pi i\i H A R DT ! 3 EVENINGS. A COMPOSITE BIIJU rSCLCTtrVO I ? L'AIGLON ~ .— _.~— *£Z \ ■ S ruor FRor _...„..«...— .-a<t; } □ j^ HA.MI.ET ..— *~""*JaCT 4 ■ 'I I^\VEDNESDAT"MATTNEE*ONXi' < O? I h OA9KEUA I J& M.4ir. P^mlß8 $ PTi:LED O ix"ORI>ER Of KECEOT. /£-*&} T%nx °" lrt * sal< " "P" 1 "" >n-tnrd»r. Jnrvr 9th. at 9A. .''l. ■^■^■^ ith'i ro'^^k jjggSJM 14th St.. n««r 3'way. SA Subway Express Station. **^ !~rr i>vRFORM\NCE I:s* TO 10:30 P. M. K. F. AXBKE. Oca. X|n. CONTCSCOCS F^'j l^^ orlSj^ts two weeks In »avane«..«. : , ■ I*-!, n F Ri 7^.^^!*- i f WALTER C. KKIXY. 11 • MEXA>I TRiCC VOVR FORD>. ; h wiieCIIKsYkR. I UXS * HAS.SBN. \\ PRICES 150. »n<J J<fcfc SNYDEB * BCCKLET. I D J\Vi.'.v -MiTH I / SALMON i CHEATER, f ! SO— GREAT ACTS— «a. &VI- gfan 6 er. Br MM a adnlla d nIIe rt fUQ. *Loo. **>. TO-MORROW AT 8:20 P. M. TH, T-^S&^SSiTSSIwA* THE GEO. il COHAH in THE SUMMER SONG SHOW I GOVERNOR'S SON WITH AN ENSEMBLE OF SO. I HEW YORK THEATRE , j B-v & 4"th Evi 8:15. Mats 2:15 m^~~~ f KJaw & Erlauger... Managers PRICES I _ ij-jiiiii ■ _^__^_^^^^^^a^a^st 25^.» OHO. , «5f ., ♦• ™" *~~ ALFRED F. AARON? Presents HIS HONOR I MAYOR «n* -uo, » H-prv^TERM <JZ.?£S~ Book by Campbell * Skinner Muslc by Julian Edwards and Alfred E. Aaron*. (Direction. WILLIAM RAYMOND SILL.) with BLANCHE RING THE ORIGINAL PONY BALLET 100 OTHERS— MOSTLY GIRLS. .MATINEES WEDNESDAY AND bATt RI)A\. WISTARIA gRGVEI rKETrTEST On the New \"<vrk Theatre. PI_\CE IX TOWS. "The Conserve of Coolth." PL-\CE IX TOW> OPENS TUES. NIGHT, 8:30. THE MUSICAL SNAPSHOT. "SEEING NEW YORK" with CARRIE DE MAR. AT. LEECH. CHERI DAH SIMPSON. CLIFTON CRAWFORD. Etc. Preceded by Some VERY HIGH VAUDEVILLE SALERNO. SIX PROVEANIS. THE HANDY DIXIE MINSTRELS. Spi-.ell Bros. & Mafk. the Vamomotos. COLONIAL BROADWAY COLONIAL « - • CONCERT ttggßl*£sr™n3sF£. * LUlNwtKl HISSELU JfAS, J. CORBETT. Etc. Week Bt-Kinnin^ TO-MOKKOW .Matinees Dally. I POSITIVELY LAST WEEK IS AMERICA VESTA TILLEY RALPH JOHNSTONE ?mc' II KDK DD c s v?E. l^ rasT WALTER JONES INO MABEL HITE CSNAKO * lIAILEY. (II V- A. >IV-'i\. LEW KELLY 4 CO.. EDNA LIBY. .MANELLO. MARWITZ TROUPE, FERRY COKWEY. THE 3 ROSE;*. Vitag. Sin/ItfRDA "th Aye. and 12« th St. A LliA.iiOKA -Phor.e 50.» A —Morn. **■ CONCERTS TO-DAY. 2:15 and S:ls. Week Becteatas TO-MORROW— Matlaeee Dally. The Mysterious I* Black Hussars. PA Y S JOH - j T ' llamold ' 8 Animal*. £ Jrk. AVJ EVA. Sidney Grant. DELIGHT Raymond 4 CaTerly. BAKSCH THE Da^ell. BROOMSTICK Couture & Gllette. W ITCH ES^ ! The Vltagroph. MOTOR CAiS Theatre, Shopping. Sight-Seeing, Races and Suburban Resorts. NEW YORK TRANSPORT&TIOH CO., Ucjhlh Avenue and 49th Street. Telepfcone 2^st> Columbus. -Greater Aut&motile Uvery «»labii«nm»nt la th« world." Writ* for HTuttrate-i booklet, giving retea. PASTOR'S 20 and 20 CTS. TUT MIMIC FOUR. TOM & EDITH ALMOND. THF HOLI SW^ 'KTHS WESTON SISTER* ™^' ' V&SR * -T^'KWEIU 6fS ikkOVE FKED CO»!ItOVE. MAURICESCOfE. Ulil. ' UAljl ' AKH 'S*e./!PI!C?* TIIeLITKE. r.ror.dnay an-1 40th St. Crnrfnc nn v s* s : T5T 5 - Mats - w<?cL and Sat - LA S T WEE X . n^nscmf 9 R B*l R f*2 C\ "> n J - "*■ Harris's ftiAUßfc ftßflfeS PETER FAX LYCEUM JSS^SSSS&SSS. L» I *-* 11. V/ 1 I*l Ma .: Skf&THEUaN-^tHEMMMK _**_i---^- Now playing •Iraultan-.ously Vj'^ «SJS* t.» capacity in three '•'■'■'■ ti^*»^i New York — Cntea«o— l»r:'ion. /wTTtTftV TSIEATKK. 34th «t & B way. Evh.S:2o. £* A i? K3 i M*ttne«« Wad. and sat., at 2:1». SAVOY n GiRL PATSY ye&SS-THfe Oii^L PATSY ••Mi.s Rraa'a »otlnt 1» *tm?»iol»v in itse'.f. with out we^ta endeavor t.. 1>» t:-ai,'':. the effect is overwh^liiur.g. and the auiiirr.ee ga^e hT round I after rojr.d ol applautt.."— X- \ ■ Daily New. ' "topis"' or hats were crushed, an.l we were in the vortea of 'i " mob. There was but one remedy and that a desperate one _full speed ahead. The dear oM rexhausC saved the situation. We had curse.l ii enough for Its backfirtnjr. ffoodn^ss knows, but hr.w we blessed 11 now. EanK 1 . Fang! liang! To us only ba«-kfiring. but to the native mind an armored train at least They fled yelling in all directions, and we arrived home safely. IMPORTANCE OF HOBBIES. For the wcllbelne and «taMe balance of every mind it is normally necessary that every man 6hould have some pursuit which shall be uncon nected with his buslutss. which he must pursue with absolute seriousness. The hobby may be a game. II may '•• a ceilectlon of some sort (even Stamps), or it may be »om» artistic achievement, and whether a man scarcely attaint mediocrity even in it matters not at all. provided he pursues it with the ru«.v>i ui<-a that nothing ei»c la th* world matt«rs.-The Quean. r Amxi»rment». ACADEMY OF MUSIC. C. G. GIUVIORE ft nth 8C aa« ECGEXE TOMPKIXS. 3«st» Xrsiaa J>l*o^ BUT THREE WEEKS MORE. CHARLES FSOHMAN Presants £*. H. SOTHERN JULIA MARLOWE IX SHAKESPEARIAN PLATS AT POPULAR PRICES. we 1 !* Much Ado About Nothing. Matin*?* Wed. and Sat., Z. Bii«las». S. Jan* 11. 12. 13 OVed. Mat.). TAMING Or THB SHXIW •Tun- 14. 15. M (Sat Mat-> MERCHANT Or VBNICB June 18. 19. 20 (Wed. Mat.) TWELFTH NIGHT Juno SI, 22. 23 (Sat. Mat.) HAMLET Prices 50c. to 1.50. Seats on atila tor the thre* week*. HALfI&JEDCTCIU'C victoria theatre. AMrnSlnO I -IN O 4-* a St.. Bway. TtS Ayr, To-duy Mat.. S5. .*.<•<-. To-nlsht. Ssc. 91. Ills BSI. TO-MORROW (MONDAY) MATINEE K« \\ NIGKT ATSiIS A* SI' AL. i W«isasßrrD?r» r i ■ aisjsj ENTIRK ) SBJBBk J*^. SSJBB roof bih. \ wm £r^k m\ ILa 25C, 50C. H It %J \J V LAT.I.A SEI.BINE. RICE & PREVOST. CAPT. WOOD WARD'S SEALS. COLLINS & HART and 1? Bis Acta. DC"! A O C\ THEA., *rd St.. W. of & way. DtLAbuU Ev E . Mat. Sat. * NINTH MONTH IN NEW YORK DAVID BELASCO Present* BLANCHE BATES ■ "THE GiRL OF THE GOLDEN WEST" A rlay sl '■**> Sc*ne In California. By DAVID BELASCO. 4 • -» THE PEOPLE'S PLAYGROUND. BRIGHTON BEACH PARK IN THE ARENA — Mar»»Iou» Feats of "Wild lUltl— l Training Death Defying Acta by Daring Trainers. FUN FOR THE MILLION ALONG XBM PIKB THURSDAY. JUNE 14th. GRAND OPENING Pawnee Bill's Wild West and Great Far East. Over 1.000 Men. Woman and Horses Eisptoyed Is Depleting the Primitive YT»*t and _Qors»ouij _OrtM% ONLY WILD WEST SHOW EC AMERICA. THOMPSON A PCHUI'B OREATBTB LUNA PARK In Diversified Magnificence and Varied Entertainment Surpassing Anything Ever Before Conceived. Continuous Free Vaudeville and Circus. S3 Mlnnte* by B. B. T. Luna Park >■»■■■■ from ■Ssflss* DREAMLAND NOW OPEN Entirety reconstructed at enormous outlay. Take Iron Steamboats To-day from Pier U North : ..-;..- every hour from 10 A. U. U, 8:45 T. ML __^____^____— _^ —^ — — — — — — -_ LIAR.! Whereas It has come to my notice that a eertatn In dividual or Individuals have wttb malicious intent olr cuiav-i*. the report that Baltimore, the notorlou* lion, no longer forms part of the big lion group presented by tr.- SMrlani French trainer. Nervy Gatllard. this Is t» Klve nutlce that I will pay to any New York charity th- sum of $5,000 If such a report Is not a Ue. Th« giant group of lions, includlns Baltimore, are on th* Bostock program at every performance and th* dartnc Uaillard handles them with Impunity. (Signed) BOSTOCK. PROCTOR'S Tio""" 3 8i.1.1.N.MM. MONDAY ANT> .UL WEEK. OQl' BT. AU Mar Vaudeville. *•'■' Ma'B Daily (Henry I**. 5 — Lfccusions — a « Z.. Smirh & Campbell. L*»lcy-RaU« 15. .«. ; Quintette. Paul Barrier. J.,. Phone M;t Ch»l»»a. '■ Nlghta. IS. 3T5. >5. SO. IZ. •joe ST. i -m ran VIOLIN." • tJ Mats. r>ai!r, Mtase* Mnrsttn. 0?»hon. Scott. All r*ats. 13. TV [Mr. McAllister. Cum3iln<3. Star Photic ::•»* lUrlera. Vaud. Nights. IS. :;. :;%. l\ - t i. PC.NDAY CONCEPTS ALL I'KOCTOR HOcSES. VS EST fcIND Jfm l Hto£ En \r m world in WAS. Tb« omi jb**> E- U C- l^ < ivj.M MiH.UArH Every Kour. >ll •!.». Estr.. Annwttoß*. Hnax ■ -.0. The Turf. RACING AT BELMONT PARK MAI 10 TO 1». MAT SS TO JINK ft. Train* !>•..>» foot »•:«• s*t* «t. <ll:2u>, «ll:e»>. •!-»», 15:10. (12:;t)> 12:30. 12;«. k\S:W\ 12:13. !**». 1 m V.-M, 1.30 (l 401 1:50. :S3 Uaav. FUibu»n Ay«. ti2:Co> 12:1^ O-:ls>. H:»>. 12 «l I*. 1 '.."> 1.30., Train* in brackau run on ap«r.ln« day. Saturdays and Dtroraiioa Day only. » -. Parlor cars on 1 * 12:00 and 1:00 trains from SJMS 84th St reserved tor. m*mb«ra of tba Turf ana VMS' Club and annual wt»-r - 1.1. i:^xr» on mlc at rf-A»:- .1* and Pttlh A««BU« Hotel. Flnt rar*. 2:*> p. m. MU'tUK I'AU-* AND MOTOS CAR-S TO TUB TK.4.CK. E ectrSc Vehicle Cnarato« titailoc en n< SMHinda. New York Tian»p- ;■ Co.. tin At*, and «frta St. Ttles^oo* 3380-- Colua»ml. s