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FOREIGN. — Three hundred persons were drowned In the wreck of the Italian steamer Gttrlo. which foundered after striking a reef off Honnlgas Island, near Cape Palos; most of those lost were Italian and Spanish emigrants to South America: the captain committed sui dde. - ■ Advices from St. Petersburg proph esy the failure of the strike; the railroad em ployes show reluctance to leave work; the .workmen's council has decided to take desperate measure* to prevent traffic. ' The wires be tween Sevastopol and Odessa have been cut, and there are Indications in the latter city of preparation for grave disorder. . Condi tions In the provinces, as far ;is can be gathered from fragmentary dispatcher, seem serious; a general strike of miners In the Don region is probable; civil war lias been renewed in the Caucasus, and a number of minor outrages are reported from various districts. ■ A memo rial service for Admlrii Train was held at Che- Foo, after which the <ihlo palled with the body for Yokohama. The British Admiralty has abandoned efforts to save the battleship Mon tagu. — — William J. Bryan and his party spent the day In Venice; they were entertained At luncheon by Ambassador White. DOMESTIC. — A Washington lawyer was ar rested by secret service men on the President's grounds at Oyster iiay. - A Scotchman found his daughter, who eloped many years ago, In Patereon. X. J. ■ Joseph Likens, Jn Mount Holly. N. J., oaid Charles Ross was liv ing under the name of William Yon Hoge. and wa* employed as a clerk by the Union Pacific Railroad. . Newport, R. 1., was in readiness for the carnival week. ■■ Two seamen fought at Newport for the fleet championship; the Ala bama's representative won. ■ It was said Sit Hanover, Mass, that the case of James A. Garland had been pronounced hopeless. ' Harry H. Bender, State Fiscal Supervisor at Albany, replied to the report of the State Ci%-ll Service Commission regarding his alleged col lection of funds for ciection purposes. CITY.— A new witness who appeared in the Thaw case eal4 he saw Mrr. Thaw and White together about two weeks before the tragedy. :' ' Cornelius Vanderl.ilt, it as said, .would refuse to serve as a trustee of the Mutual Life IT re-elected on the administration ticket. - An automobile was wrecked by a 14th street c*r «t the Brooklyn entrance to the WUUams •» Bjirs; Bridge. A young wonfltß wa9 thrown from a car on a switchback at Fort George and dragged ti'.l dead in the sight of thousands of people. ===== Tne Central Federated Union adopted the platform a.nd amendments of the Independent Labor party and will call a meeting Thursday to organize. = An Italian track walker was killed by a subway train and his body rolled along its roof till it struck an auto matic brake and stopped it. =r^n-- Two auto mobiles were in collision in West End avenue. r Staten Island was without street lights. -. , A woman before Magistrate Wahle. who accused her husrand of abandonment, said ehe was a Russian baroness. :== Several liners were delayed in docking because of fog. THE WEATHER.— lndications for to-day:, Local rain and not so warm. The temperature yesterday: Highest. 90 depress; lowest, 73. We desire to remind our readers who are shout to leave the city that The Tbibuxe will to tent by mail to any address in this, country or abroad, and address changed as often as de sired. Subscriptions may he given to your rec ular dealer before leaving, or, if more convert tent, hand them in at The Tbtbune Office. See opposite page for subscription -rates. THE FREE ALCOHOL LAW. In the latest issue of "The Manufacturers' Record" misgivings are expressed relative to the effect of changes made in the free alcohol law before its final passage. As originally drawn and. as approved- by the House of Representa tives, the measure provided that the' process of denaturing should be conducted "before with drawal from the bonded warehouse." In the Senate an amendment was adopted which re quires denaturing in "special^ designated" warehouses. Although "The' Manufacturers' Record" has the good sense to refrain from hasty conclusions, it is evidently disturbed by the "possibility" that the Senate's action will ECrvo to restrict the number both of the dis tilleries which will .. manufacture alcohol for Industrial purposes and of the "places where it will be denatured, in other words, it fears that a monopoly will be created and that there will be no such reduction in price us the pub lic expects. \:."' -Perhaps the phraseology of the bill as passed by the House is open to the objection that it is obscure and indefinite.' Since there was no specific • direction that denaturing should be conducted at any and every bonded warehouse, there Is some difficulty in determining just what was intended. Some modification of the .lan goage, therefore, was apparently needed. There la not, however, the slightest uncertainty a 1 tout the purpose of the chief advocates of the bill. They hoped that the country might, sooner or later.' have a supply of untaxed alcohol which, if not absolutely unlimited, should be go abun dant that It could and would compete with kerosene and gasolene. If it is discovered, after a thorough trial of Its workings, that the law dc>es not realize this expectation. It "is. safe to My that a demand will be made upon Congress for legislation that will giro the country what It wants. We are not convinced that there was any mischievous attempt to -thwart; the people Id ibis matter, but If there was the people will eventually triumph. : ;'.. ... \ • '?. Nevertheless it will not do to ignore the fact that the United States is about to make a colos sal experiment. The venture has been made with success abroad, and it should be successful here, bat there is everything in beginning' right. Not for many years has the Commissioner of Inter nal Revenue been called upon ;to assume such responsibilities as have now , been Imposed on bun by Congress. Elaborate end Jngenious ef forts to defraud the government will unquestion ably be made, and the more thoroughly these are anticipated and guarded against the smaller will be the Treasury's loss. The utmost caution Is required in potting into effect the new law, end it is . fortunate that laqge discretionary tower is !o2*ea y.l;'a- XL': .Coinii'UsJonor end tho Secretary of tho Treasury. If the exercise of tli:« power eliould Involve a little -delay at th» outect, wo :ire Mir.' that all right minded-per sons, Including the constituency which "The Manufacturers' Record" alms to serve, ;would submit with patience. The manifestation of any olhcr -spirit would bo a poor. compensation for the boon which ultimately, and wo believe at Ml distant day, they are to enjoy. IMMEDIATE BRIDGE RELIEF. Bridge Commissioner Stevenson does well to urge upon the New York City Railway Com pany an increase in the number of cars which it runs over the Williamsburg Bridge. That structure is not used to anything like its full capacity, and something should be done imme diately to divert to it some of the traffic which now congests tbe Brooklyn Bridge. Especially urgent is the establishment of surface lines from the City Hall to and across the Williamsburg Bridge, in order to Induce the crowds working downtown in Manhattan and living In Williams burg to take that road home. A great deal of attention is being given to the problem of an elevated or underground bridge loop which, it is hoped, will take a considerable part of the present Brooklyn Bridge traffic over the Williamsburg Bridge. But the most san guine do not hope for any relief by such means for two years at least. Surface cars could give some aid at once. It would not be all that Is desired, but every little helps. Tracks already exist, we believe, on which cars can run from tbe Postoflice to the Brooklyn plaza of the Williamsburg Bridge, and Commissioner Steven son holds that such a Hue could be operated without causing congestion on the Manhattan crosstown lines, whose tracks would be chiefly used. Why does not Mr. Vreeland try it? He sends cars from the Postoffice to the upper West Side, why not to Williamsburg? Then if there is need of new tracks it would be easy to build them speedily. A new surface franchise might be granted through East Side streets to the Williamaburg Bridge from the neighborhood of the City Hall. If a single track ran down Pearl or Gold or William street to Maiden Lane and back on one of the others, making a loop, the line could pick up a large traffic which now crowds tbe Brooklyn Bridge, but which would be better accommodated by the Williamsburg Bridge if only convenient access could be had to that structure. It is folly to wait two or more years for the relief of elevated or subway tracks, when surface lines could be made imme diately useful. » CRCISIXG FOR DERELICTS. The excellent work in destroying a danger ous derelict last week, begun by the Tacoma and completed by tbe Columbia, gives renewed point to the suggestion hitherto made in these columns that vessels of the navies of the world might with peculiar profit be employed in track ing and destroying the abandoned hulks which dot the seas and which present one of the most serious dangers to navigation. Of tbe need that derelicts shall be destroyed as speedily as possible there can be no ques tion. Many known accidents and disasters have been due to them, and there is reason for sup poping that many, perhaps most, ot the mys terious disappearances of vessels might truly be explained on the ground iliat they had come into collision with those wandering destroyers. Carrying no lights, making no noise, giving no signal of any kind, often lying so low in the water as to be scarcely perceptible, and heavy and solid almost as a rock, a derelict is some tliiuss against which a vessel can scarcely be guarded in the dark, and collision with which is always serious and often disastrous. Derelicts are oftenest sighted and reported, of cotirse, by merchant vessels. But these can only report them. They have no means of de stroying them without much delay and peril. But naval vessels, even tbe light, swift cruisers, are at all times equipped with engines of de struction, witb which they can quickly dispose of a hulk without danger, and, Indeed, with pome actual advantage to themselves. For the derelict affords an admirable target for prac tice with gun«., with torpedoes and with mines, the nearest approach to the target of an enemy's ship that seamen can have. Nor would it be in any sense an Ignoble occu pation, but rather one of the worthiest for the most gallant of our sea fighters. Navies exist largely for the purpose of protecting the mer cantile marine from harm, and it is just as well and certainly as needful to protect it from these blind, remorseless destroyers as from the ships of a foeman. DARKEST RUSSIA. There is probably no more judicious comment to be made upon Russian affairs than that of Count Witte a few weeks ago. He was asked —shortly before the imperial coup d'etat— gire his views of the future in Russian politics. "I am." be replied, "unable to make a forecast. •"There are no X-rays for penetrating the veil "of futurity, especially in contemporary Russia. •The utmost one can say without fear of being "speedily contradicted by events is that from "time and from men almost anything may be "expected." It would scarcely be rash to drop the "almost" from that last clause. The most daring and ingenious imagination could hardly have pictured in advance more astonishing things than those which have actually occurred in Russia in these last few years. It would be rash to predict anything for the coming months and years, or even for to-morrow. But It would lie equally rash to deny the possibility of any thing which any one might predict. There was peculiar significance In Count Witte's phrase 'especially in contemporary Rus sia." The future is uncertain in every land, but it is far more so in Russia than in other coun tries, for at least three major reasons. One is the astounding lack of constancy in the head of the government. Under a ruler who knows his own mind and asserts his will and has a definite policy some forecast at least of proba bilities is possible. The future may bo In a measure judged from the past. But the Rus sian Emperor is so given to hesitation and vacil lation that any such judgment of his doings is impossible. The fact that he pursued a certain policy yesterday is no reason for expecting him to pursue the same policy to-day. One day he turns toward Count Heyden, and the next tow ard Mr. Pobiedonostseff. On the third he may join hands with Mr. Alladin. Who knows? A second reason Is that Russia as a whole is not understood, if, indeed, it is understandable, by Occidental minds. It has long been a truism that the Asiatic mind, in China, Japan or India, has different processes from those of the minds of Europe and America. Its observation is dif ferent, its ratiocination is different, its conclu sions are different. Its estimates of ways and means and ends are all different. Well, the Russian mind is an Asiatic mind, and Is not to be Interpreted, as it is not governed, by the principles which apply to the other minds of the civilized world. A combination of condi tions, circumstances, Iniluences and trains of incidents which in England or France or Amer ica would almost inevitably produce a certain result might In Russia produce an exactly op posite result. A motive which would impel Ger many or Italy or Brazil in a certain direction might move Russia in an exactly opposite di rection. . Again, for the third reason, there is the no torious fact that the outside world is not per mitted to know what is really going on in Rus sia. Now and then the veil is lifted a trifle, but each glimpse is different from every other. Voices are heard from behind it, but they are discordant and contradictory. Even while the Douma was in existence and Russia was nomi nally free, • we were permitted .to know little, compared, .witii what Is easily- learned of all NEW- YORK DAILY TRIBUNE. MONDAY. AUGUST 6. 1906. other lands. But now tho censorship is restored, stricter than ever, newspapers nre suppressed, tlio malls are searched by the police. Russia-is not permitted to know what the outside wurld is saying, and to tho outside world Russia Is involved in an. all but^impenetrable veil of darkness arid of silence— a- veil in. ire dense than the sinolce ,pall over Welssnlchtwo, be ncnth which a stranger medley of deeds exists than that which .was pictured. In the 'imagina tion, of the watcher on the tower. For the rending of that veil and. th.- coming of light and . knowledge 'to • -Russia and .'to the world concerning \ Russia, wo; can only watch and wait, remembering that "anything may be cx« STItIKI\G AT TEE HTM). The latest move In the anti-smoke campaign is ,:us ■■ i" i- and •■:,■ ■ uniu-ii «. It f..11..\vs the. sound precedent set In i Tifwhste ■mlslisl» Ihs other day in an automobile case In Imposing rh" maximum penalty, not ujh.ii the flattta chJMtf feur who actually ran the machine, but upon the owner and employer, who mnir.'lled Mm- run ning of the machine. The present culprit in the anti-smoke campaign Is the Long Island Bell road. Hitherto engfncea tvm hesji urn sfcsi for letting their locomotives emit black smoke. But upon the urgent suggestion of a magistrate, who professed to be tired of seeing mere engi neers arraigned, one after another, without ef fect, the policy of the Health Board has been changed, and no less a man than the president of the railroad company has been made the ob ject of arrest and prosecution. This change of policy is to. be commended from all points of view, excepting, perhaps, tbe purely personal one of the prosecuted president himself. It is logical, and is likely to be effec tive, one way or the other. The engineers were presumably not at fault. They did not pre scribe the type of locomotive to be used, or the kind of fuel to be burned, or the system of stok ing to be followed.. They were hired by the company to run such engines as the company provided, with such fuel and with such stoking as the company provided. Of course, it may be said the president of the company did not him self personally do those things either. Never theless, he is the supreme executive officer of the company, and the stfpreine official represent ative of it, and is technically to be accounted re sponsible for all tbat his subordinates, agents and employes do in the management of the com pany's affairs. As for the general principle Involved, it would certainly be unreasonable and unjust to let loco motives disregard the anti-smoke law while other engines nnd furnaces of all kinds are re quired under penalty to obey it. In gome re spects the smoking locomotive is more offensive than a stationary engine which smokes, because It moves about from place to place, distributing its offensive output widely. There are some Im portant railroads whose engines are entirely free from black smoke, and there seems to be no convincing reason why all should not be sim ilarly free, at least In and near New York, through the use of smokeless fuel. At any rate, the Health Board will do well to see to It that tbe railroad lines and yards and stations in this city are kept as free from smut smoke as all other places. A COLOSSAL SODA FOV.\TAIN. One of the latest monographs of the United States Geological Survey is devoted to what is in a certain sense a new mineral industry. Not so very long ago manufacturers of soda water and others who wanted carbonic acid gas ob tained it by artificial means. They treated pounded limestone with sulphuric add. passed the fumes of burning coke through potash lye or made other chemical combinations which would produce the same general result. There are, however, large natural stores of this use ful commodity, as Is shown by the effervescent quality of the water from mineral springs. Beneath the surface of the earth In and near Saratoga, for instance, is an immense reservoir of carbon dioxide, and the business of utilizing Its contents, independently of the bottling of the waters for which that locality has long been famous. Is now conducted on a large scale. The L^lly output of tbe gas wells is not far from twenty thousand pounds, and fully half o! that amount is recovered and marketed, first going through a process which robs it of its moisture and then being compressed enormously for shipment in steel cylinders. A picturesque interest is imparted to this story by the speculations of the author of the monograph relative to the origin of the gas. Carbon dioxide might be formed, he shows. In any one of a number of ways, and there is not enough evidence yet to indicate conclusively which method nature employed In the present case. Still, some of these processes seem to be excluded from consideration because the con ditions favorable to their operation have ap parently been lacking. On the whole, perhaps the most credible suggestion is that the genera tion of tbe gas was promoted directly or indi rectly by volcanic influences a long time ago and that it has since remained in storage. An abundant, if not unlimited, supply of cheap carbonic acid gas will doubtless promote some of the more l-ecent applications of that useful agent to Industry. Its service is by no means limited to the production of soda water and the im parting of an effervescent quality to other bev erages. It Is being substituted for compressed air in the working of block signals on railways, possibly because it is more economical in certain localities to rely on cylinders of gas than to iustall a compressor plant. Again, in Europe It is employed more extensively than in the United States for mechanical refrigeration. The machinery in which it is used is much more compact than tbat required with ammonia. Pressures of 1,000 or 1.200 pounds to the inch are deemed not only feasible but safe with car bon dioxide, while 150 and 200 pounds represent the common practice with ammonia. Besides, when an explosion suddenly liberates a large quantity of ammonia vapor the effect is not in frequently fatal to those who are near enough to inhale it No such consequences attend the escape of carbon dioxide. MONEY AND BUSINESS. A further advance was recorded last week In the general level of the security market, the sixty most active railway shares rising to the highest point within six weeks and showing a gain of about 56 compared with the low point, about the middle of July. This upward move ment continued with scarcely any setback, and yet it is by no means a vigorous market or one «n which enthusiasm extends to any large num ber of securities. Various specialties have taken the lead from day to day. Union Pacific and Southern Pacific and the coal stocks attracting the attention of manipulators, but the ease of call money and the quiet condition of the ma jority of the commission houses indicate that comparatively a few traders have supplied most of the business, although it has risen above a million shares daily. Splendid reports of rail-> way earnings and Industrial conditions supply ammunition for those who seek plausible ex planations of higher prices, but it 13 noteworthy that after each sharp advance In a specialty there is heavy liquidation by the room traders, who hasten to take profits, and the proportion of each day's business that represents invest ment or even speculative buying by the general public is exceedingly small. Money markets have been uneventful of late, rates rating steady at a little over 2 per cent for call loans and &Vi per cent for accommoda tion extending beyond the end of the year, and it Is somewhat surprising that the material ad vance In the stock market did not causa more pressure in money. This was fortunate for t:..< <. who counted upon further imports of gold, as the ■ exchange market roso nbova tho-. point at which engagements could lie profitably arranged.' the strength in exchange beirig due to Bales of stocks by London. Domestic- rotes of exchange do not show' the discount on New York which In dicates heavy interior demands, but th — - crop mpving requirements will soon appear, and it i? only because- of confidence in Treasury nil That local banks do not prepare for the inevitable. Th." Treasury deficit In. July was about 10 per cent less than expected, owing to large customs receipts, and tbe total stock of gild attains s> new high record nearly every day. It is doubt ful whether many people nppreciate tho Increase in government stocks of gold during th ■ : i ■;• year. A year ago all previous records were sur passed with an aggregate of about $720,000,000. while the high water mark is now 9100,000.000 larger. }'■• 11.-v.-rs In th ; ■-' !l lt> ■ ' il in.;;!- h -■ !li naive been looking- for some tune for a check to the marvellous prosperity of the nation ar* be ginning to get discouraged. This Is especially noticeable now that the year's agricultural re sults are assured. Signs are numerous and all point the same way. Not only have savings banks deposits Increased, but withdrawals were heavy during- the last year, which probably signifies that homes have been purchased by the thrifty depositors, and still the splendid earn ings of the year more than replace the unpre cedented sum taken out. The common stock of the greatest Industrial corporation In the world has been restored to the dividend list because net earnings warranted such action, the highest previous quarterly record being surpassed by about $2,500,000, and after making all proper allowances for development and maintenance of the property over $5,000,000 was added to the surplus, raisins; that sum close to $00,000,000. These are large figures and testify to the recent unprecedented activity of trade, while some idea of the future may be found In the statement that there are now about seven million tons of un filled orders on the books. One of the most interesting developments In the commodity markets was the sharp advance In coffee, which can be attributed only to the suc cessful progress of the "valorisation" bill In the Brazilian Congress. Within a month an advance of one cent a pound has occurred, and a further rise of two cents seems to be threatened by this artificial support provided by the government of Brazil. In connection with the possible cur tailment of consumption. It Is Interesting to note that imports in the fiscal year ended June 30 were almost 20 per cent smaller than the aver age for the two preceding years. Yet the domes tic visible supply is by no means exhausted, and. w-hatever the result, holders of the present stock of over three million bags have already seen their market value rise over $4,000,000. Cotton has ruled remarkably steady, encourag ing crop prospects in the Southwest being neu tralized by decreasing supplies, a better foreign demand and too mu«h rain In Atlantic states. Holders of options have suffered by the gradual settling of wheat prices to a much lower level, but the nation as a whole will benefit, since it means not only assurance of large crops to the producers, but cheaper flour to the con sumer and a better International trade balance through a return to more normal exports than have gone out during the last two years. Scarcity of labor Is still retarding progress In some manufacturing Industries, the most serious feature pertaining to the coke industry, because it is particularly desirable at this time to have a large supply of fuel for pig Iron furnaces. With so much business In sight at the steel mills and resumption taking: place at iron furnaces as fast as repairs can be made, all records of production will soon be surpassed, provided the coke can be delivered. Shoe factories continue to eciipse all previous records as to weekly ship ments, and there is good reason to anticipate long continued activity, as supplementary fall and winter orders are already followed by pre liminary spring business, and the leather market is readily maintained by the certainty that con sumption will continue heavy. Current business for both hides and leather is not large, but hold ers are so confident that the only changes in prices are upward. If it v.ere possible for cot ton mills to accept all orders for immediate de livery it is probable that there would be a large volume of business, but most spinners are sup plied with contracts for the immediate future. and as this is gradually being realized by the distributing trade there is more willingness to place forward orders. The International Polar Congress is to be held in Brussels in September. That is no place for it. It should show Its faith by its works, and meet at least within the Arctic Circle. A poor clerk writes to a newspaper to say that he is the owner of a bond of the Brooklyn Ferry Company, which has defaulted on Its in terest, owing to subway competition. He thinks the public should reimburse him, which, of course, is not Its duty; but his plight brings to attention the frequently forgotten fact that many of the corporations which poor people are so glibly taught to regard as their enemies and urged to ruin are in largo part owned by those same poor people. As a political boss Mr. Bryan is the real thing. He isn't a bit afraid to say who may and who may not have a voice In a truly good, unbossed Democracy. The English government has spent much time and money in planning agricultural schemes for the London poor, and offers them opportunities to become farmers. The landless cockney, how. ever, seems to prefer to do his farming as a squatter rather than to occupy the fields which the government would supply. That sort of socialism is not acceptable even to a Radical Ministry, and the West Ham socialists have been evicted. If the city could only enter into a contract with General Humidity to condense his surplus stock of moisture in its reservoirs, there would he no need to build new dams in the Catskills. Politics makes many strange and misfit bed fellows. The Hon. Thomas K. Watson, Populist candidate for Vice-President in 1896. and for President in 1904. has now turned Democrat and become the political righthand man in Georgia of a former pillar of President Cleveland's sec ond Cabinet, the Hon. Hoko Smith. Parisians who are inclined to depreciate the beauty of the visiting Kentucky girls would do well first to make sure no Kentucklan ts present. It is a pleasure to know that ex-Representa tive Robert Baker is still with us politically. He hasn't fulminated for so long that the public may have got the idea that he waa tired of fulminating. At Mr. Bryan's homecoming, it is now announced, he will serve as a committee-man and undertake the task of harmonizing himself with the fifty-six other known varieties of neo- Bryanltes. lowa Democrats are said to have "hope." Hope springs eternal in the human breast, and with all their faults the lowa Democrats are men. Arrests have been made In Chlcaeo for water ing and adulterating milk in restaurants. The commission of these offences is by no means limited to the shops where dairy products are sold or to the dairies themselves. The tempta tions to such frauds are especially strong in lumpier, when the demand occasionally exceeds the supply. The w essvea I run for automobiles Imm '■ ■ mm an inbtltutloii. Aj f^r le-JeaUluua, their run as they set out for a half holiday on Saturday la usually for an umbrella. PERSONAL. The Rev. Frederick 11. Page, of Lawr«ZCe,'Ma3S., li" to becomo pastor of- tho First Congregational Church, of Waltharo, MiiS*. Mr Page was a i ;v | •,'' man before entering trie ministry, iv ri,T r been mrtnncrlru; oilltor of "ThQ . Com mercial' Bulletin" and an editorial writer 03 "Tlie Boston Advertiser." Th« Kmporor of Austria' was the first royalty to have a new?pnper sp*:clallj* conrlrnsoil nail tv-rlrtpn out ior hi' prl\*ato rfaOincr. T! Is was starts sonr» thirty yerirs urn Nr.tniriir which" rancrns Mm. wiitthar ;:...-■. • or the reverse. 13 omitted. The Interstate Commerce Com:.. is tr>i ■ - to employ Professor Henry C. Adams, of the University of Mlchlenn, to devise a uniform gjps> tern of bookkeeping for railroads. Be wttl accept the task If he can obtain a two years' leave of absence from the university. The Rev. J. Harry it olden. pastor of St. Paul's Unlversallst Church, at Merlden. Conn., has't*- slgned to bocorao pastor of UM First Unlversallst Church, at Roxbi:r>. Km . M. • i-elcasse. ex-Minister of Foreign Affatrs ta France. Intends to visit the United States soon. The. Rev. J. -i;.<.:McLaughlln. -who receives] his theological training at the Boston University School of Theoloary. frrailiintlnst In l£». as been appointed Philippine agent of the American Bible Society. Prince Ferdinand of Bulgaria to a sssskasßgasaJl ornithologist, and his knowledge of the science of birds is equalled by very few In Europe. Ho de votes a good deal of time to the subject, and to • member of the Ornithological Society \>f Vienna. Professor K. C. Math— on has bean wbbbbbbsjbbJbj elected president of the Georgia School of Tech nology at Atlanta, to succeed the late Captain Ly man Hall. Bowman H. McCalla, recently retired as a rear admiral in the United States navy, was a strict disciplinarian. In the Spanish- American War some marines from the Marblehead signalled: "Come and take us off; we are getting the worst of It here." "The only kind of marines I win take on ray ship will be dead marines." McCalla answered, and the marines stayed and won. An Italian court has awarded Pletro Mascagnl. the composer, damages against the Rossini Ly ceum, the musical conservatory at Pesaro. for bar- Ing deprived him of the directorship of the Lyceum In the summer of 1902. In consequence of his having undertaken a concert tour in the United States. Miss Mary Ann Lincoln, of Leomtnater. Mass.. celebrated her 100 th birthday a few days ago In the same house in which she was born, and In which she has passed her entire life. THE TALK OF THE DAY. Two curiously Inscribed stones by the wayside have been noted by correspondents of "The Man chester Guardian." One Is about a mile from the village of Hope.- In Flintshire, and reads: "Here my God did spare my life. For the tenement was the strife— l 777." One would think that the incident the stone commemorates must be well known in the neighborhood, but the correspondent waa not successful In finding any one who could tell the story- The other stone Is by the side of a lonely road In the neighborhood of Jenktn Chapel, and bears the following Inscription: "Here John Turner was cast away In a heavy snowstorm In the night on or about the year 1735. The print of a woman's shoe was found by his side In the snow were (sic) he lay dead." THE ORDEAL OF CHOICE. (A golfing soliloquy by a Junior partner. > Round comes July, and with it comes the need. _ Ordained by custom, of my annual flitting— My senior partner having so decreed— But e'er I start, it first of all Is fitting To settle whither I Intend to speed- And I have no compunction In admitting That each successive year the task of choosing Becomes more difficult and more confusing. Golf summons me afield: yet who am I To weigh the claims of Gullane versus Tantallon? To judge between Deal. Limestone and Rye? Portmarnock. Rosapenna and Port Salon? Fain would I see Strathpeffer ere I die. And quaff Its healing waters by the gallon: Or view the lambent lights of the aurora Amid the bunkers and the bents of Brora. Some pens wax lyrical on Westward Ho! Spite of its rushes loudly execrated. St. Andrews is supreme; yet some I know : Pronounce It overrun and overrated. • • • Sandwich Is sleepless In the dog star's glow. And by stockbrokers somewhat devastated. Lahlnch allures, albeit somewhat windy: And there are varying views about Kilsplndle. Nor are my hours of slumber docked at night By musing merely on the choice of scene The choice of ball, its "carry" and its flight. Its subsequent behavior on the green Claim anxious thought. Last week it was ftte Kit© * i « But -. now « omcs Horace— Hutchtason. I mean— And fills me. in the Friday W. G.. with hopes of Haskells costing on e-and- three! Again, shall I adopt the disks of Scalfe Or stud my solid soles with nails of metal? Alas! here too the cracks no clew vouchsafe But differ each from each, like pot and BJsHsSj While I. in search of guidance, fret and chafe Beneath a load of problems none can settle. I cannot even find which rule Is Cocker's— To golf In trousers or In knickerbockers! When the acknowledged experts disagree— Taylor with Braid, and Sandy Herd with Vardon— The indecision that bewilders me. A foozling layman, surely merits pardon. Were It not safer, then, to shun the sea And drive a captive ball in my back garden. Arranging with my housekeeper to say To callers that I've gone to— Cruden Bay? Stay. what Is that I hear, what ancient lilt? "The Campbells," so the organ grinds, "are com ing." Shall I. then, In these sultry chambers wilt With Scotia's spell In all my pulses drumming? I had the omen. Jenkins, pock my kilt! Farewell to Fashion's thraldom soul-benumbing! The die is cast: my doubts lnstanter vanish; I'm off to Campbeltown and Machrlhanish. —Punch, j Bishop Mandell Creighton was once asked the difference between a Cambridge man and an Ox ford man. The professor, as he was at the time, replied: "An Oxford man looks as If the world be longed to him; a Cambridge man as If he didn't care to whom the world belonged." As They Do with Potatoes.— Hay field: That stuff growing over there Is cattails. ~ Miss Summergirl: Do they have to pull them cd to get the cats?— Life. " As a chip was nearlng the harbor of Athens a woman passenger approached the captain, and j pointing to distant hills covered with snow, asked: i "What Is that white stuff on the hills, captain I "That Is snow, madam," answered the captain. "Is ! it, really?" remarked the woman. "I thought so: but a gentleman has just told me that it was Greece!" A VILLANELLE. ••Winifred. -Stat eight": So It read. Overhead. Just the date: "Winifred." Then— "The dead Will await": So It read. As If. led From her mate, "Winifred!" One had raid At some fete. So It read. "Come! To bed! It grows late. Winifred!" So It read. -Pall MaU Gazette. STEALING SE^ WATER. Prom The London Mail. A very curious case has occurred at Paris Plage, near Boulogne-sur-Mer. A woman who drew two buckets of water from the sea In order to give her children a v.-arm *ea water bath, as ordered by the doctor, was threatened with a fine for doing so by two passing customs officers. She was obliged to writ* on a sheet of paper what she wanted the water for, and- obtain permission from the authori ties, before she was allowed to take water from the sea. " " It appears that in the reign of Louis XIV a de cree was passed forbidding people I*o take sea wa ter without special permission lest they should ex tract the salt from It and so defraud the revenue. THE INDISPENSABLE "WELL." From Ths London Chronicle. Across the club luncheon table a man looked up from hi 3 grilled sole* and proclaimed that no man in England can carry on a conversation without saying 1 "well." The usual bet was mads. For a week the two friends glared at each other, know ing that "well" Is the beginning; of moat casual sentences. . -. . You may not nave noticed thatl Dumbly they parted day by day. with a handshake, and th* word "well " frozen on their lips. Af ter a week on* of the two had to confess that the language had trot the better of him. "Well." ho said. ''I'd rather drop a sovereign over that dln n*:r than encke that 'wet!.* 1 can't ta!k without US"' ' ■ ■ - - . READY FOR CAR.MvJ NEWPORT IS GALA (rr/fin Attractive Programme 'Arranged f ' : : the Week— "Auto .Races To-da^ [27 Telejrapa to The TV. 1 - ,-, • Newport. It. 1., Acs. it — Newport tot- .„ I I the carnival weak, which ata-t» 5? *** morelag and which will conttaoa tt^w?*" Week. AD that la needed now to '' "''* *» snrtssaful celebration la good weather a" * "*• tha affairs arranged for tha weak «a-, vv B '* < cut or doors. It is expected that ft* - k» KB crowded and on tha go from roomtn* f■* Vj * Tha committee which arranged for cwT r 0^ to make It the moat elaborate affair « #»"•'•" given In tha East, and they feel t ,- *•'.% **" weather their hopes win be realised. * ' -*** Tha husrasas section of the city is 0-*0 -* a btmttng. and even In tha residential eS*^*-".' a generous display of red. white and tte"a77^' * entered Into th« spirit of tha eelebratmi *". "*» working for one end. It to hoped that "•"«, the beginning of an annual fixture of t£»\- " a summer season. The finishing toueneVC put on until to-day, and this evaatn* ma-» 3 tors and electricians who have bat« '£***'! weeks had completed their work, and wara r '** "* a rest until It to time to take down SSg^l and the thousands of lights which have bee- Si ■ buildings and suspended across tha e*-^~,'-" *'" A When tha celebration was arrange thought by the committee that the nefl-V* "* would come would do so from day to «a» r fe^ in? to their homes at night, but it *£, — in this Idea, as there has been a demand for "^ which has exceeded the supply, and ma» w < |fi to return to their homes each night All t' SS tels have disposed of all their rooms, acd * ~°" have even set up cots. All the boarding atuj-r 0 * already filled to overflowing, and hundreds c* .V* townspeople have placed . rooms at the Cs*so«i*~! the committee, so the Indication Is tit- '.C-vJ* breaking crowd will be In the city. An the s^i are on the bay will run to Newport, tad i-w excursion trains will be run from Bost - ere— • returning late at night, while the Mew Btv°- r^' has also made arrangements for exennton* •-- points aa far west as New Haven, special rates w Ing made for the week. THE PROGRAMME OF THE.WEHTi ■ The committee In arranging the eelsajaroc «. lected attractions which it knew would a?p«i] • all classes, and that it has done so to ecl^:«d S the Interest which Is taken by aIL As aa toaa ment to get societies from out of town to c >-, -^ Newport the committee set apart different da. » •, the various organizations. The committee ha^ .j, arranged to have the emblems of these cr>:s i v played about the city on the various days, ■**>-, will add to the effect and will let the people £■» to whom the day Is dedicated. The program:-.? the week is as follows: ■Monday: 2 p. m. — Automobile and motor -■-* races at Sachuest Beach. Evening— f£~ nation of the city and yachts and battleshlis b •-» harbor, the fleet of the New York Yacht C. Y : l arrive in the afternoon. Tuesday: 10 a. m.— Astor Cup race; start c" Brenton's Reef lightship, ip. m.— Parade of stksa* boys, followed by the crowning of tha oitotoj queen. Miss Mar}- Gill's, at Touro Park. ip. - - Navy cutter races, in which a crew has sssi *-. tered from each of the eight battleships la t.e hi.% bor for money prizes offered by the coir.rr.i-'r*. $130 for first and JIOO for second. This is to ss M lowed by the slxteen-oared barge race far ts* I'rincQ of Battenburg Cup by crews from th- *!.-. ships. This feature was arranged by Rear sbbbbb Evans, and he requested that it be put on tie :~ gramme. In the evening there will be a gBMBj illumination. Wednesday: 10 a. Race for the King's Dfj start off Brenton's Reef Lightship. It a. m sat loon ascension at the beach. 2 p. m.— Mßkarv azi naval . parade. Evening — General lUiimlnat;.:-. ani harbor parade of decorated boats. ■ Thursday: 10 a. m. — Races under the assplci g] the Narragar.sett Bay Yacht Racing Aasoetadan. kt the lower bay. 2:» p. m.— Trades' carnival |M 4 p. m.— Automobile floral parade. 8 p. m.— a> nival parade of decorated and tllumtoated i-iu, with Illumination of the city. Friday: Motor boat races in the bay. " REGULAR MARZ>I GRAB EXPECTED. In addition to the above there will toj gajj cos* certs In two of the city parks each events, »i*-5 the exception of Thursday evening, when SSI SB) nival parada will bo tha ccatre of attractive: aa4 mm all are requested to appear ta tii r.r»« a masks, there to every reason to believe tha: it wiu be a regular Mardt Gras. ■ In -this carnival gsmp sixteen floats have been entered, and it sk~ M SS one of the most elaborate- affairs of ths ktoa snv witnessed in New England, some of ths sodetks having worked for weeks. The processica {3 ts s> headed by the float on which will ride ths car- il queen. It being decorated by the gardeners ci B> port, and those who have seen the dtsten SB] I will be a most elaborate affair, costing tho':3^la of dollars. The various organizations whlcz |ggj entered floats In this parade are as Mloast Training Station, torpedo station. mart* >S» racks, Bradford coaling station. Newport SSSBaSj Newport Horticultural Society, with anier. £-- maids of honor; Father Mat hew Total Asst:ner.c» Society. Benevolent and Protective Order «.' £•**• Independent Order of Red Men. Fores-^rs ■ America. Fraternal Order of Eagles. Andeai Cr der of Hibernians. Newport Carnival Club SBS ■ Mlddletown Cavalcade. Probably no affair of th- week will attract SSSS interest than will the cutter races «n TteSßSs? afternoon, when eight crews from the BBtnaßSgS tn the harbor will pull over a two-mile comas *» money prises offered by the carnival coc~:v**. Some years ago the race' crews of the various •■I had especially built racirisr cutters, but whea Jm> miral Evans took command of the fleet he SSSS them discard these cutters, telling the mes> ■■ they must race in regulation cutter?, which pat* crews on an equal footing. Following this ISIS there wtll be a race between I^-oared barg^ •* the cup offered by the P-ir.ce of Battaajsm which has never been won by the crews *».■> fleet. This Is the only contest of tha wee« ■•■ the men from the ships win take part, as B» ships leave too early for the men to take SSWP the naval and military parade on Wednesday ■■ noon. INTERESTING CONTEST EXPECTED. The automobile races to-morrow afterr." I »t the second beach, the opening contests of tht Wa promise to be good ones, and although t&9 •*■» mlttee has as yet not made known the nuaaisrst machines entered. It states that they are awscissi In number to insure good racing. In the class ■■ motor cycles alone it la known that there aw twenty-two entries, and a most interesting «sssss Is looked for in thin class. _• __ The carnival yacht race, which Is to be «auec ** Thursday morning, promises to be interesting •- * good wind prevails, as a number of entries Wg been received by the committee in charge or t—-» affair. The prizes for th*> races, as well *s if* prizes for the other contests for the week, ext* been exhibited in Providence and Fall River. . are now on exhibition In one of the store window in Thames street and attracting much attentwa. The decorations %re worthy of note, and are tae most elaborate ever seen In Newport, there 6eu» nothing but color as far as the eye can reach. *J matter how the city Is entered, the red. wait* *-- blue greets the eye at every hand. Buildings .aw completely covered with flags and bi::itin»\ J"*" across the streets are streteh»-d streamers twMP A bail.. .a? which attracts much attention ■ «a» City Hall, which has been profusely decors** while hundreds of electric Items outline th« ssj stone structure at night. Other buildings ••' decorated In a like manner, and while they sr*w» splendent with color during the day. at nigat w« will be a glow of electricity. Coming down »»f. r, tnglon Square, one Imagines he has suddenly •J'Jff into daylight from night, us at the foot or JP square at the old City Hall Is a powerful *&&' light which casts Its glow up the square anajg and down Thames street. Acrow the street &•;, been stretched wires, from which are suspeßC- hundreds of varl-colored lights. mak!n« a ■** pleasing effect. whf.e lbs Mall In Washlsgtss Square Is similarly treated, the wires Ulng L, ln r*' woven among the trees and branches. masinsj • most striking effect. GOVERNMENT STATIONS ILLUMINATED. While all of the coTor is to be seen In th* «-tty. £' Illumination Is not confined to the city, but ♦xtssfl" to the government stations and out In th« out* harbor to the big battleships wMch swing at •nchd off the Jamestown shore. At th* torpedo •tmtiootj electrical s« t piece surmounts every cottags- ■■■ building, while at nljrht the powerful 9 ** r **9Kj of the station constantly plays on the American (Inc. which waves high In the air on the OaSP«»£ riving th« effect of a flag waving In space. '\j*"^» liar effect I.* < »rrU«l out at tri<» forts an.l on kwiv the ships, while th.* warship* hare set <"«?*■*■*»; th* hulls are outlined in light*. Resinning t*-«»» row night, en ihe arrival of the yacht club " e *~ i^S yacht* will add to the illumination, ana lb * "^E on the water may excel anything ever seen *»** country. It is doubtful If there has *ver »*S«, time when so large a fleet of yachts and w *f"^K has been gathered together In on* harbor m *--• country. . ■ _-<* An affair of the week which Is »£2 n « JjS attention In Newport Is the trades process***. ££;:£ take* place on Thursday afternoon, and t»JL"SJ something like four hundred teams have 'teen «• tered. All of the business men have tak— —^ Interest In this feature of the week, and i« Jfj T°;; Ises to be one of the most complete affair? «*;-,• kind ever held in this country. All kinds •*"■"*«. will be shown In floats. The right of line JV^S slven to the physicians of th* city, wt» vrl. •■■■ in their buggies. . : : .. _. _.«■ Thoaa who com* to Newport for CM***- «**" iv"* see Newport at Its Lt.t. •