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I BROOKLYN V - NEW S«J gossip or Tin; boiuhjg Assemblyman Murphy Mistaken for the Tarn main/ Leader. Charles F. Murphy, the Republican repre sentative or the 10th Assembly District, Brook lyn, is sometimes mistaken for the Tammany leader. A few evenings ago Assemblyman Murphy and Eugene M. Travis, representative of the ♦ith Senate District, were the guests of. honor at a dinner given by the Oxford Club. "When It came Murphy's turn to speak some one yelled: "Three cheers for Assemblyman Murphy:" "Three cheers and a tiger!" shouted another. "So, three cheers without the Tiger!" inter posed a third diner, and bo they were given. After Assemblyman Murphy had been pre sented -with a loving cup ha told, a story which Governor Tyler of Virginia had told a few -nights before at the Brooklyn Democratic Club's Jefferson dinner. On that occasion William .1 Bryan was the guest ••!" honor, and a man who «as reported to be the Charles F. Murphy who transacts hi? business in 14th street, Manhat tan. Rat at the guests' table. However, As semblyman Murphy told the story, which Is as follows: "There was once an old Methodist preacher down in Virginia who was much beloved by hfs flock. One day a parishioner sent him as ■ present a can of brandied peaches. The nature of the gift took the old gentleman's breath away for a second, and then he .said: "'I can't say that I like these brandied peaches, but I do like the spirit in which they were given.' " There i$ one story that after-dinner speakers 0/ Brooklyn seem to have on the brain. It ?p pears to have t he vital qualities of an Idea, for it is hard to UIl Though 1; has been introduced in various verbal garbs, in Its oripinal form it runs snsm tfilim. UK*-- this: A man had been attending a sipr party at hi? c!ul>. and waa afterward em orted to In? home by a friend. The man began the arduous as- ent to hi* front door. At first he had little success, and the sounds of his rapid descents brought hip wife to s front window. He saw her, and at his next trial reached the top step, but his downfall was rapid. As he swung his arms he ftru<-k a fardmiere Riled with water and car ried it with him to the ground, where It broke and drenched him H*- £•>; to his fc<-t. and, after clutching the newel i»>st. looked up to his wife and said: "Heaven rr°tei ; the poor sailors at sea on such a night as this:" HE HAD AN AWFUL "GROUCH." Man Who Hated Noise Made So Much It Worried Reporters. "My name Is Joseph Bush," said a tall man to a gathering of reporters at their headquar ters In Brooklyn last nlfirht, and before even the most nimble voiced one among them could say a word the tall gentleman worked off tho following grouch, breaking up the pinochle game: "I work- at nigfaU and my home is in what the real estate agents call a 'quiet residential section.* There Is asphalt on the block and it is, 'an unusually loi.r one. This combination has a strange attract) for drivers of delivery v.afions, who use it as a speedway. "Then there Is a steady procession of Black Hand agents temporarily disguised as scissors grinder?, armed with the deadly bugle. With true Sicilian politeness they halt under my window and Work off a double fanfare, using one bursted note exclusively. Passing automo biles Wow a few extra 'honks' for luck, ami engineers of nearby factories practise a couple of hours each day on their steam whistles. "Sometimes l do manage to get forty winks. but just when 1 am making an endurance test, with the high speed lever of my 40 horsepower mattress open all the v.ay, several truckmen will gather In front of my house to discuss the rules of the road and tell each other of genea logical trees. "In the also-ran class of street noises on my block there is the elderly lady who Bella horse radish, chairesner.*. glass-put-in men and others. J>ooks to me :is though all of them were mem bers <>f the Society for the Prevention of Sleep. "And— say. i came near forgetting— several neighbors maintain carefully trained noise hounds. That's a new breed, and these dogs have figured out juPt bow many barks It takes to wake me up. The press ought to push the enactment of an antl-Ftreet noises bill. "Good night, sirs." AN APPEAL FOR CHARITY. .!.* Brooklyn Bureau <>t Charities renews the. f tor oontrlbutlof ■ ;.-. a Kj>ff-ial fund <,f H<n for th«? benefit of s Isuaband and wife, both suffer ing from toberculosia, ?.in whose condition Is im nwfntT. Contributiona narked for '^Special C Fund N'<- W" may :■• forwarded to AVllltam I. Kichols. «'•!■ ;.-'i secretary. No. »i 3 Bcberm«rborn *trp*>T. Brooklyn. ALL IN THE DAY'S WORK. Discipline in the army becomes in time so much a matter of course that it take* precedence of every thing else. Captain J. W. Gambler, <>( the British riavy, tells In his memoirs of j;n example of it that rame under his observation. He was visiting hip brother, an army officer in the Royal Engineer barracks. They spent considerable time, amusing themselves wltli a gallery pistol, practising at a target on a wall In his quart "My broth r had an army servant named An drew*," says Captain Gambler, "extraordinarily Ftupid. but very cool blooded. While we were practising a ball went through a door, and by chance Hipped him In the ear. "H* took it us a matter of course, .•;;•! gave no e;«n that could nossibly h» a breach of discipline. We knew nothing of ii until w<- came out and saw htm Rropinj? about under a table. •"What are you looking for. Andrews? asked mv brother. ,t 'Andrews drew up. stood at attention, ad re plied in an apologetic ton* 'I was only a looking lor a bit of my "* r as come off when you fired a Fhot through th<» door, sir. 1 ..""•' evidently thought that for a private to have nis ear shot off l! ■'' not entitle him to Interfere with an officers amusement.^— Youth's Companion. A ONE MAN CHURCH. At StiyiHiall. near Coventry, may b« seen a church that, unions English oliurchc-s. at all events possesses th- unique distinction of having been built by th«» unaided efforts of one man. The ruimr of this persistent and assiduous workman w»* John own. ■ *tone mason of Coventry, who i«j«i th<» flrst stone In !W> and completed li(« pelf lroposed task ■ ■■■•..!: years Tit-Bit* PLAYS THAT ARE GOLD MINES. Ix>n<Jon playrbers will soon have an opportunity of peeing the famous American play. "Mrs WicHs of the Cabbac< Patch,*? which has now been run ning for feveraJ years In tho stans, and is said to nave yielded already m ° re than half a million pounds BtTling. Enormous as has been the success of this popular play, it * tn , ' fa!ls far short of the record made by Rip an Winkle." in- which Joseph Jefferson ap peared over five thousand times, and which earned the amazing sun of ELOOO.OOO. "The Old Homestead." with Denman Thompson in the leading part, is said to have yielded £930 600 In a dozen years, or at the rate of nearly £80 000 a year: «wblle« wblle "Krmlnie" was a guld mine across the Atlantic, running for 1.267 nights at a s'.iigle thea tre and earning well over £800.000. "Colleen Dawn " -Ea«t Lynne." "Peep o' Day." "Uncle Tom's Cabin" and several other plays have made profits ronnlnc far into six figures, and "The Private Sec retary" is credited with a total clear profit of £800.0*.— Ti t- El tE. SMOKY FIREPLACES MADE TO DRAW OR NO CHARGE. LxanHnalivns and t'ttlmattt Frti. R«farenc*» — W. Actor, Jot. H. Cho*t^ Wk:t«l«.« Xmia as 4 tUMJUT otber prominent i.r..... . m. JOHN WHITLEY, . • ■ "Chimney Expert" . Si( fulton Bt., Brooklyn. K. T. Telethon* leis Mils. ~-~- fkto fttfrcrtfMSicai iw»t«rs flwUUy «aI/(-;.^ — - BROOKLO SOCIAL CHAT The Week* Weddings, Engage ment* and Amusement*. The n-eddlns; of Miss Kathryn R. Backhouse and Henry Bernard Carpenter took place Tues day evening: at the home of the bride's mother, lira. George Backhouse, No. Ml Washington avenue. The bride was given away by her brother, George Backhouse, and attended by her two Bisters, Mi^y Lillian Backhouse, Miss Flor ence Backhouse and Mis- Margaret Loughran. lAoyd Tomkins, f Manhattan, waa the best man. There were no ushers. The Rev. Dr Nehemiah Boynton, of the Clinton Avenue Con gregational Church, peiformed the ceremony, which was followed b> a reception. The bridal gown was of white togo cloth trimmed with duchess and point lace. Hei bouquet \v;ts .i shower of lilles-of-the-vaUe> and white orchids. Thf maid of honor was dressed in white point uf paris over j<lnk. and tarried Bweetpeas. The bridesmaids Wore frocks of pink i;iditjm ;md carried roses. The decuratiuns were in pink. Mr. and Mrs. Carpeuter are tv live at No. '.'til s?. Mv ! ks avenue. St. Peter's Church, In State street, \>;>a the scene on Tuesday evening of the wedding of Mi.-s Florence Louis< Drury and Henr>' Arthur Ramsey, son of Mr. and Mrs George Ramsey, of No. iM'i Lincoln Place The Rev. I>r. Lind say Parker officiated. The bride ivas gowned in Ivory satin tneasaline and Bruges la< ••. Sli< wore a tulic \<il ami orange blossoms, and car ried roses and Itlies-of-the-vallej Her sister, Mrs J. Addison vVoolley, attended as matron of honor. Sh> wore a gown of white crepe meteor and duchess ta.ee, while the bridesmaids were frocked ln yellow mousseline and carried Jonquils and asparagus ferns. They wen- Miss Sarah lvius. Miss Marguerite Winifred Pritch ard. Miss Nora Berwick, Mtss Mar;;. net Dudley and Miss ('Una Henrietta Ernst. The besl man was Guy Hamilton, of Passaic, N J., and ih< ushers were Harry A. Pratt, Harold Donaldson, Charles Kerry. Ernest C. Schmidt, of Brooklyn; Raljili Ranney, of Toronto, and Alfred T. Drury. Lilies, daisies and ferns formed the decorations. The reception following mis given at the home of the brides parents, Pr. and Mrs. <ieorsp Drury. of No. '_'•:."• Washington avenue. Mr. nn«l Mrs Ramsey are to live In Mount Vernon. An out-of-town wedding of Interest to this borough was that in Mamaroneck on Saturday, April 27. of Miss Matilda Stewart Eddy, daugh ted of Ulysses i >. Eddy and Howard Talnot Wal den, son of the Into Daniel T. Walden, of Brook lyn. Tli^ ceremony was performed in St. Thomas's Church by the Rev. Dr. Joseph Dunn Burrell, of this borough, and a reception fol lowed at the Anchorage. Miss Bddy*s brides maids were Miss Mary Stewart Towje, of Mamar oneck, and Miss Elizabeth Cusbman, of Brook lyn, and mips Jane Walden and Miss Nancy Walden were flower g!r!s. Hanford N. Barney, of FarminKton. Conn., was the best man. and the ushers were Henry B. Eddy, Philip G. Bartlett. of Brooklyn; Reginald P. Walden. of Mamar oneck; Percy T. Walden. of New Haven; Will iam H. Ijovering-, of Taunton, Mass; J. Benja min Dimmick, of Scranton, Perm.. and Sherman Evarts, of Windsor, Vt. Saturday afternoon. May 25, is the date Bet f.%r the wedding 1 of Miss t^esley Louise A.cker nian, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. .1. Frederick Ackernian. am! Ernest Chalkley Wills, son of Mr. and Mrs. Charles T. Wills, of Belle Haven <\>nn. The ceremony will take place In i Church. Greenwich, an.i a reception will follow at Fall-field, the Acteermans' country pla }ioV.f Haven. M(ra .Tnr.o Ruthven H;>i!'s only attendant ;it her wedding to Reginald C ey Robblns, will i.e. her sister, Miss Elizabeth X. Hall. Harry PeUirmi Robl.ins will be the best man and in- Wflllain II ciark. Bdwin C. Dusenbury, George A. strt-i i. George S. Mandell of Boston, Harold J. CooUdge and Charles K. Cummings will be i;s!.«-r«. Th* rseremony yin take place Friday. May 17. In Grace Church Chantry ;m.l a small wedding breakfast will follow at the home i! ' the bride's mother. Mrs Henry B. Hall, Xo. 107 : . BUh street Miss Ellen !>-!a:!" and Miss Laura D will be bridesmaids <-.t the wedding In St. Mary's church. Tuxedo, Saturday, Jure 1. of their cousin Mi«s Muriel Delano Robbins and Cyril Martineau •>f London. Mrs. CoHier'K two4lttle daughters will attend as flower eirls. The engagement has just been anounced of Miss Mabel K. Sweezey, daughter of Mrs. Chris topher Sweessey, of No. 73 Lefterte place, and Alfred G. Belden, jr., Bon of Mr. and Mrs. Alfred G. Belden, of No. 109 Eighth avenue Miss Bweesey is a senior at Adelph). The date set for the wedding of Miss Caroline Morgan of Boston, and Oscar Egerton Stevens, son of Mrs--. Berkeley Mostyn, is Saturday, June 1. The last imeting of the Friday Morning Club took place at the home of Mrs. Carl yon Pustau, No. 27. South Oxford street The attendance Included Mrs. Austin G. Turner Mrs. William P Jourdan, Mrs Frederick Tuttle, Mrs-. Edward Hinman, Miss Him,, an. Mrs. Frank Freeman Miss Blanche I. Porker. Mrs. Samuel Herri man jr.. Miss Isabelle Harkness, Mrs. Wallace Black ford, Miss Forker, Mrs. Frederic C. Brown, Miss Lowell and Mrs. Maillard M. Canda, Mrs. George P. Britton entertained the Wednesday Bridge Club last week at her home, Xo. 202 New York avenue. The table was at tractively decorated with white lilacs Among her guests were Mrs. William Brown Mrs (.' Miller, of Manhattan: Mrs. Edward C Meeker Mrs. Gilben C. Peterkln. Mrs. Daniel Mackey .Mrs. Jam** S. Beams and Mrs Robert Rid morirl. In honor of Mrs. David Haskell Lanman, <>;• this borough, and Mrs. Abel R. Corbin. Mrs Albert C. Hamlln gave a tea at her apartment.* in the Manhasset, No. 300 West !09th ntr.<t Manhattan, on Friday afternoon of the 'week before last. The hostess was dressed In pale blue embroidered broadcloth. Mrs. Lanman wore pale gray and Mrs. Corbln was in blue The Now and Then Card Club had it* final meeting at the Montauk Club on Monday. The hostesses were Mrs. Clotllde Brown and Mrs. Corlies. Among those present were Mrs. M. .U. Wilson, of Manhattan; Mrs. Edward I. Hors man, Mrs. Thomas E. Peafaall Black well Mrs M. L. Underfill! , Mrs. E. 1.. Howland, Mrs Car son C. Peck. Mrs. James C. Church Mrs B It Welton. Mrs. Pierce, Mrs. Andrew Halaey Mrs John M. Rider. Mrs. F. C. Swan, Mrs Gilbert Elliott. Mrs. James Moffett. Mrs. T. r, Wells Mrs. Scyder. Mrs. Barnes. Miss Bauge Miss Emily Bau^e. Mrs. Charles L. Rlckerson, Mrs. 1-. M. Meeker. Mrs.' G. V. Cartwrlght, Mrs. a U £ lw li- 11 J JrlßßS ' Un - Eu ene Blssell and Mrs. H. B. Illlston. The Italian .Settlement Society will hold its sixth minual meeting at the horn.- of the presi dent. Judge Norman .«. Dike, No. 104 Colum bia Heights, on Tuesday evening. There will be addressed by Dr. Jane K. Bobbins, head worker of Trinity House, on "The Italians of Brooklyn" ; by Miss Doyen, head worker of the Asacog House, on "Distinctive Uses of the Set tlement,' and by Miss Horton, principal of Pub lic School 7, on "The Sen-Ice of the Settlement to the Public School " The first annivereay of tho .Secretary Dunces, which recently closed a season at the Pouch Gallery, will be celebrated at the Farm House Prospect Park, on May 17. The Invitations ore printed on paper Imitating maple wood. The dance orders will be souvenirs In the form «f leather card cases. The patronesses tvIH be Mrs. John H. Moeller, Mrs. Ccnig*. Shearman Urs James i:. Rice, Mrs. Henry J. Gelien. Mrs! George Bummers, Mrs. Waldorf Smythe Mrs Henry A. Bade. Mrs. Cord yon Hoileuffer Mrs. Joseph Khodes. Mrs. Henry \v. tilers Mis William GHer. Mrs. William Wilson, Mrs* De Coeurs van tier Wick- and Mrs. Harvey Hock well. The committee comprises Arthur Newman Moeller, financial secretary; Percy Moeller corresponding secretary; Miss Estelle Goldbcrß! Miss Carrie C. Shearman. Miss Margaret Rice! Miss Beatrice van der Vtlde and Miss Helen ll vun Hoileuffer, NEW-YORK DAILY TRIBUNE. SUNDAY. MAY 5. 1907. Brooklyn Advertisements. BROOKLYN. Women's $50 to $125 Tailored Suits at $29.75 and $39.75 SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE? Yes, it does, ami yet the reason is very simple and obvious. The \veather! Xeed more be said? Has ever such a Spring oc curred before? What maker could anticipate it? But it must end now. The ill wind that is blowing the makers ill blows this wonderful, almost impossible good to you. There are but 95 Suits, and the purchase of any one is like drawing the grand prize in a lottery; the majority are worth $60.00; there are none worth less than $50.00. and some, for the very early comers, are worth $125.00. A goodly part are easily worth $90,001 A maker famous for the exquisite taste in his models, goodness of material and beauty of trimming and care in making had them returned to him through cancelled orders. Styles are the season's most pronounced successes — many Etons, cutaways and pony coats some plain tailored, others elaborately trimmed. Skirts mostly plaited stvle^voiles, chiffon cloths, marquisette. Panama, serge and fancy checks. Sizes 34 to 40. \<>.\K v". <>. 1). None credited. a««— a — — -. '■■ <•'■ ■ m«mk The Great May Undermisslin Sale Begins To=Morrovv Remarkable Pricing on Excellent Underwear. Gowns, 49c. to $2.09. Cambric Gowns, V neck, yoke of cluster tuck in-, lawn hemstitched ruffl* on neck ana sleeves, i9< ■ « Nainsook Chemise Gowns, trimmed with fine yoke of French embroidery, run with rib bon, short sleeves; others ln cambric, open M lit V neck, with cluster tucked yoke. lawn hemstitched ruffle on ne.-k and sleeves, 59c. Color*"! Petticoats, 29c to $3.08. Striped seersucker Petticoats, trimmed with deep flounce; value 38c, at 29c. Chambraj Petticoats. In solid colors, trimmed with attached section flounce; also percale. In pretti striped effects, made with un um brella rufflf trimmed with small tucked ruf fle; value C9c., at 49c. MUSIC AS MEDICINE. Startling Claims of the Sew Har monicopathic School of Doctors. In the most recent development of medical and men science, the discovery of the therapeutic powers of music, we have a striking demonstration of the deep underlying unity of the world. -All i things work together." It has been said: whether tor good or for bad. though, it is not proper here to dismiss. But they do work together* somehow, as has long been suspected by inspired minds. Even uninspired minds, too. have unwittingly borne testimony to the medicinal nature of music. Just us a weed is a plant whoM use has not yet been discovered so, 100 Is a poison a drug whose thera peutic worth has not yet been determined. looked at In this light, has not everybody always consid ered mu«!r a medicine? Since the days of Pan nun have been " loped" In various ways by sound*. The number of distinct forms of intoxication producible by harmoni real and fictitious, exceeds that of the varieties of alcoholic poisoning. Not only do the reminiscent "Jag." the weepy "skate- and the drivelling "drunk" find their counterparts In mu sical Inebriaticn; but them are many varl<>t!«» In the latter species without parallel In tho former. or Instance; there la usually supposed to be only «.ne kind of drunk" but music i an boas! of producing half a dozen distinct sorts of oel liK^rent intoxication, ranging from the militant j effect of '"Marching Through Georgia" to the brick throwing frenzy caused by an Italian organ grinder. j A similar comparison between m •■* c and every other toxin reveals the superiority of the for mer. >;.. wonder, then, thai physicians have at last abandoned crude pills, powders and Instru ments in favor of the rmrlor grand and the mouth organ. Three lines .' Investigation have already been pursued with wonderful success. The effects of music have been traced by advanced thinkers In digestion, i" bacterial diseases and in n«r#ous af fections. Rating promises at an early date to be come an art wholly subservient to music. At pres itrit music Is only an accessory to a repast: it I* tho thins that gives tone to a dinner and two Hk - uris t , the bill. But an persons respond to certain kinds of melodies In certain definite ways, thereby iiiditiK or retarding the masticating and chewing processes, the medical world already plans t.i re arrange dining halls and menus so as to take ad vantage of this fact. Persons ••utinic at four min ute beam ri< - will be aided In their rush by allegro appassionato selections, while the leisurely lobster cater in midnight rathskellers will put on the stomach brakes by listening to "Ase's Death" and Handel's "Largo." Bui science reaches Its high water mark in dealing with the Fletcherltes, or "near eaters," whose dally diet consists of not more than three mouthfuls, and in lightening th. lot of dyspeptics It has been found that. In ad dition to aiding digestion, certain melodies reflect the character of various viands so precisely thai Fletcherttes and dyspeptics may actually Imagine themselves eating such food when In reality they are only bearing Us musical representative. It is thus possible for a Fletcherlte to get through a seven course dinner on one mouthful merely by changing the tempo and rhythm of his jaw action with every change In the accompaniment. The dyspeptic who dares to swallow nothing at nil may derive ample sustenance from chewing on an Ink eraser or other yielding object while the band plays on. The professional musician will recognize In all tills an Interesting development of "programme music" along lines undrean ed of even by Straus himself, who, with all his tone pictures of milk- Ing cows, washing socks and eating macaroni, has never been able to Inject Into chords and liar ,m ml the succulence and nutritlveness of ■ por | terhouse .steak. "Programme music." the merely ' artistic manipulation of sounds, Is giving way to j "menu music," or vibratory eating. Experts are already at work figuring out the music that em bodies the culinary virtues of sardines, butter milk, lemon pie, champagne, hash, clam chowder and so on. The melodic equivalent of hash, by j the way, is said to be singularly like certain pas sages In Wagner. One great difficulty students have encountered Is the problem of dinner par ties, where a large number of persons with dif ferent temperaments must «-at together, ''an one set of musical selections he found "which will aid all the diners? The only solution thus far found Is very unsatisfactory; it consists In giving each man his own music through the ear tubes of a private phonograph. This causes so much Inter- i ■ nee with table conversation and th» elbow action Incidental to eating that few will he con tent with It. Another obstacle to success is due to the fact that beverages cannot be chewed, and hence are less affected by the rhythms of music than solid food la. Nevertheless, real and rapid progress is being made, progress great enough to make Parisian waiters walk out on a strike In protest against this revolutionary discovery which threatens to put an end to tipping. It Is tru« that when a man eats practically nothing save xnusto the poor waiter will have to take to trombone playing for a living. But every great upward stride of man is made at somebody's cost. It will not do to hold back on, this account. The English lead in the matter of applying music to disease. Recent dispatches from London an nounce that the Higher Thought Centre (not a pub lic sqcare, tut a club higher than High Holborn In Its aspirations) has demonstrated that melody Is better than massage, preludes than pills, songs than scalpels and anthems than antidotes. Rheu matism, heretofore treated with fair success) by Turkish baths, is now cured by Oriental music, 'which has all the curative powers of the hot air room, the steam room and' the Icy plunge, with none of the disadvantages. St. Vltus's dance is healed by rhythms ivhich reduce the dance to an easy swing. But the great triumph Is the new cure for nervous prostration. At last we know how to keep at work tight*** hours a day (or ma Indefinite number oX Brookhj n A dvcrtise m ents. AWAMISISt» Short Underskirts. i9c. to 69e. Cambric riideinklri^. made with full tucked riitHe; others in muslin with cambric hem stitched ruffle. 29C Cambric Underskirts, with full lawn hem stitched tucked ruffle, 39c. Cambric ITndersklrts, with full tucked lawn flounce, trimmed with embroidery; others In muslin, tucked and trimmed with ruffle of choice embroidery; others with full lawn umbrella flounce, trimmed with hemstitched tucked ruffle, 49c. Corset Covers, 15c. to S l .OS. Low jiei k Corset Covers, trimmed with hem stitched ruffle, full front, Isc. Corset Covers, full front, neck and arinhole finished with luce edging, 19c. hw N(i P ANOS i L^ 1^ L^ Il>| \J 1 1 !%> 1 H v^/ The Sterling Co., Established 47 Years Has gained an unquestionable reputation, which reputation in itself safeguards the buyer. We have more at stake" than the customer, for we make our pianos, we know their high artistic value, guarantee that they are right, and must remain right. Sterling Methods Are Safest Our business has always been conducted on a strictly one price basis. We manufacture the pianos, know their actual cost, and sell them at a fair profit above that actual cost. Beware of those who exaggerate price and value and then make imaginary reductions. We sell pianos at reduced prices but always for a common sense reason. If an instrument has been used or its actual value depreciated in any way we* always give you the benefit of the depreciation, and what is more, we tell you the actual truth about it. We are in business to make money, but it would be business suicide to jeopardize the public confidence of generations by introduc ing at this late day tricks that are not strictly honest and legitimate. Stop and Think Why is the so-called bargain store -•- anxious to sell you a $500 piano for $250; or a 51.000 one for $500? If the-e pianos were actually worth $MX) or $1,000, just think how much money would be really lost on each sale, 'is it reasonable? \\ hy is the bargain store so careful to withhold the real name of the manufacturer? Because in most cases such pianos can be purchased at prices much below the bargain stores advertised price. Cheap pianos extensively advertised under assumed names arc not a bargain and never a safe purcbaso. Buy a piano that you know has a name that must be protected and your own common sense will tell you that you will get an artistic instrument giving the real pleasure of genuine music and a satisfaction thai will be permanent! k^«i=>uic uj Our Annual May Sale Second Week in Full Force Our annual sale is at the flood tide, offering: genuine opportunities never equalled in any of our previous sale* We started this sale with over 50 pianos of various reputable makes, all put in perfect order, and at remarkable reductions m price. M.mv of these have been sold, but man) more have just arrived from our workshop and make this week's advantage just as great as on the opening day An inspection will prove what we say to be absolutely true. Come and *cc Our ft* terms of payment make ii possible for any one to buy a piano of us." " 518=520 Fulton St., Cor. Hanover Place/ Brooklyn. Open Saturday Evenings. years without suffering from . general nervous breakdown. Music will work the miracle; and if there 1b neither symphony orchestra nor Jew-sharp about the place the. sufferer needs only to think a tune or two to himself or hum the same very softly. lie can. we are assured, overcome In this manner nil the miser] caused by the deafening and lncesnant noises of .i treat city, But Inn. too, rare must be exercised in choosing the right mu sical antitoxin for each noise or disturbance. The Higher ' Thought investigators have already found harmonic counter Irritants to the noise of an auto mobile and that of a trolley car, co that there is ground for prophesying the early advent of the day when ni«n shall walk through thundering city streets as undisturbed as though strolling In a wil derness. Welcome as this day will be, it has its own peculiar dangers: for instance, many citizens will meet an untimely death by carelessly humming tunes rendering them oblivious to approaching ve hicles and the warning cries of drivers. But this Is the price of program, and tha city will pay the Aama«~«a, Store Opens 8:30 A. M. Closes 6P. M. Brooklyn Advertisements. Walking Skirts, 39c. to $9 Cambric Skirts, trimmed with hemstitched tucked laun flounce, foundation and dust ruffle, 39c. Cambric Skirts, •>l tucked turtle. trimmed with ruffle of i-h«>li tnbroidery. 59< . Cambric Skirts, deep lawn I irked flounce, in:, .-••! with full ruffle o( fi I embroidery, others pretti! trimmed with lace, 98c. Drawei a, 19c. I % ■ . ■ Drawers, I .. ■'. -.1 - : 1 1 • I trimmed with t ucked and I • ruffle, 19c. Masonville muslin Drawers, trimmed with tui l-.'d and hemstitched cambric ruffle; others In cambric, with hemstitched t'l^ks and h< m, : DIAMONDS FROM GUNPOWDER. Sir Andrew Noble, In a recent address before the Royal Institution in London on the- development ol explosives during the last fifty years, related a remarkable story of what occurred during one of '■'''■ c.\-piTlin^it:> with a gunpowder mad- of cordite an.l »-u:bcn. Artrr the explosion. hi which the ele vation of temperature was estimated to have been about k3M degrees Centigrade. ■ residue wat left In the explosion <;• i..; .. , In which Sir William I rookes afterward fwnu JtsmnMl* They were of course. exceedingly minute, and nrcs* v*-« i-»*« formed from th- carbon ;,,, i, ,■ thr Influence of th« immense heat urn! pressure dev*top<Hl at the n-... im lit of it,-- . \|,i, .■ on — Youth's Companion. A SOFT ANSWER. A canny ..Scot was i.. in;r shown over a sa-V war for the first time in his life, and. bring Inter ested in all he saw, i.lie.i his guide with all sorts of question*. The marlno seemed particularly to Interest him. and, going up to one. he pointed to the grenade ' In tho marino'i cap. and asked what i» wm, To* marlno lookod at him la »urpru«. Brooklyn 'Advertisement* " BROOKLYN. Chei lo St-69. Nainsook Chemises, trimmed with ribbon. beading anil lace edging, bottom finished with tucked ruffle; others trimmed back and front with insertion and edging of lace and ribbon run beadlne: others with embroid ered yoke anil lace edging. 49c. Nainsook Chemises, trimmed across front with lace insertions, lace edglnsr and ribbon beading back aad front, tucked lawn ruffle at bottom. G9f. t Aprons. 9c to 15c. :. lawn Aprons; with duster of tucks at Maids" Aprons, of lawn, finished with tucks ar hem, '• 2c. Gingham Kitchen Aprons, in neat checks. !!nish> il w itli hem. 1 » «£?» X?ut!S£. w ? rhat that lsr * hs atkei "to* r.\ w lurn 'P« of course.' wa^no* . m ?*'.K r ? v th « Scot impatiently. "I was no axln aboot yer head"— Caj-dlffTlmes. RUSSIANS AS CIGARETTE SMOKERS. Every male in Russia over fifteen years o.i •mokes about one hundred and fifty cigarettes v wf«-k. according to a British consular report 01 loUnd and Lithuania. One pound of tobacco ■Miffl.fa for 1.000 cigarettes.— Baltimore American. FOUR MILES A MINUTE. The most wonderful bird flight nat^d Is rh« migratory achievement of the Virginia plover. which leaves Us haunts in North America ant?, taking a course down the Atlantic, usually from four to five hundred miles east of the Bermudas. reaches the coast of Brazil In one unbroki » flight of fifteen hours, covering a distance, of over three thousand miles at the rat* «C to'-* mile* a minute.— JDuadea Advertises;