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The Taxi Chauffeur and His Meter Have Wuy ^Jjg^^^ The Companie. Say They Can't Find Any Profits with a Microicope Hence the Tilting of the Rates-However, the Hotels Have Been Getting Their Bit and Some Canny Pirates on the Front Seat Are Thriving. AS USUAL - THE COiMSUWE-K PAYS IT ALL *> lt.r-% WAT the taxtean!" 88* the conatant, **W raforvaafa, to bBbbbb al taxicaba a_J kmpj ailke. .?Nay. awnt them not!" anawera the volee 0f ? t.x? aaraaaa and it ta aa-y to see ,v,..t fiev aro prejudloed. *U th" reformers and the taxleab t*M|MU?tea ggarao that acaaaathlng ?aotbo d?ne Thev dlffaV entir.ly on what that potnetl Ud ba, B4J-ravar. Maarty ?irervbody ln the buatnaaai goea about. wtth ft aora eaaa al the dkraaaod taxkab aitua i , m his dothaa. You eaa axd into?con aaraatlon with any chauffaur. and if >> loueh on the r.bject there la an even ehaace that he wlll drag from hla pockOt a ,?>?? of folded foolarap nnd BBV: 'Now. I have tbOUgbt out the questl r? and here la the BBBTiror. I *%?? Wnekad lt out roughly Into ar. onlln Md 1 hava mnlled lt to tha MagOV Wtth the rcqueat that lt b8 BBMta a law rlgh away. Havan't heard from btm jrea thouKh You aeo, I have been m tha. baek Nisir.ess here ln New York for Bftoon vears-slnee hrfoio people knew what a taxi was And ln that tlme I OOUldnt belp patherlnp s few potBtl OB the aubj-et. If thoy paga a taa Uka this one of mtna the fares will trg lowered and 1 can OBgaga ln tha -ajaanoBB myaalf. Aa it atauada, I would last ahout as lor.jr rompetlnu witli B ,. of machlnea agatoal tha btg com? panies aa a anowball ta the rrabway oa a jolv day i had four baeka baek in tba t.fore tho borSO p8BB8d. an.l thoy diilnt do c thlng tO ma then." Tt.afs what you gol from tba drtvar of a ooanpaBj taxi. Tha rxanpaaiaa theroaelvea aro really up Bgalnai it. too. T..xl*-ai. ,,,(.<n;>i hava faltad ln bunchea Thoso atlfl runnlng hava Juat tataly adoptad the unuaual meana of ralatng their rataa to baag frora faUlng thamaahraa. Undor tho ,. i aabattata it was ahoaru that it ooal IM ,. io oparata a eah aach BBtta. Tho i .. made M eenta a mllo. One Ofxira untll ha orora oul bla peacll i t and a profli nt that rata* Mi m of tho *?? mpaalea booatad their ratee : rat of this BBoaUh. Tho Increaaed ealla for .'?" caata for tha flrst tw*> *.f n mlle aad 18 eonta for aach buc , flftb of a ardln. Thal makea tho Inltlal mlta ooal tho patron M canta and aach mile thereafter M caata. "That'a :i Baa plece <>f bonehaad wto- | d..:,,.-? deelaraa tha paaaafig*1' artta alwaya pgya overythlng. "By tacreaalng their thoy are gotag to decroaae their j r/otanesa, aad tt*a merely b mattei of thna | t.ntii tho anrvtvtng companlea folkrw tha othera tato ' ?'? By ratatag the ratrs they hava out their owb tl roata.M AMorrnaa Courtlanfll Nlcoll agraea ex aetly wi'h tho aulelda Mea, though he wooldn't pul lt ln thoae worda Mr. Nlcoll Introduced nn ordtaanea In the latter port of ia**t year whlch is now- gathertng cob m aoma eommltteo flie. ;' hla rneaaura would roltova tho entlro altua lloro, not only for tha companlea but for tho lodependeut taxleab mon an.l for the Hla Ida i in taWoM form ls to .'.<? awaj With tho prtvatO tdan.ls wl; h : ? - malntain, and from whlch thoy de i.roflt paid by tha taxleab nn- t\iih moraoy from the coneui ? there i- old conaumor agata! The hotelfl s-tnerallv have B hapoy habit umler the -ireeenl lawa of aelUng tha rlgkl ? , ,.;. ? rtand In fronl of their placoa to .. ? blddi i II is aald thal Bonie of lha I oti la - t I ;-'' ?'?- e-5 80 a yoaur for t.. Maa up i, ? ?. . ? i latter are ? ? | . ?? ople. Thaa tha hotel* tak" Io enormoua auma, 180 per cenl I h la proflt, i>y aaaklna garagaa out of lha clty*B atreeta it is lovely?for tho notela A taxi with a puh'lo lloenso la cut off from the hotel part of the trade an.l is ferrced io forage tha atraota for a ha ng nn ihe other hand. the blg romparlos arhii ?) oparata al tho private stnnds hava their troubaaa akw The hogeta porkot thalr protlta and half of their trlps rn to ajqala taa they rontend that as a drlVer eannot ptch aa a fare on ihe atreeta te rarry baek townrd tho Ftan*I after mak ln? a lon>* trip. tiearlv half tholr mileaef 1^ 8 total leam Mr Nlcoll assorts that tho t1 rh >n of Mraaaaa ih,r> two etoaaaa 1s to hiame tnr all the troubte nnd that his nuasuro ls the reiil and uenuine 1ia\m of Qfli a*i for aii taxi troubaaa Th? one thlnir that ?th-ks otit after jrO 1/ive made a tonr of the taxi prohiem in New York 1<? that everyhmly gofs pktnned siri'l Fkins everybody alaa at every turn. are plenty of turns. The more oj m and hone.-^t failings of tho pris'ilene hark roncOTB a'.l of i*s. I.H.m there a man with aoul so dead who never to hlmself has .ca!d that the driver r*uKht to be phot who rurr.Mts i.j* next door at an unholy hour of the dowy morning and lcaves his rattletrap engine IO mako a r Bk-dea like n wholo flock of holler fartorh while he haggl?a with hia passenger ahout an r*vaa*oba**gat Many of the taxifl are offencea to the aye l#lng of the vlntage of Wtt nnd not bartng known the ruresa of a varnlsh brush slnre that eurly t'.ate. Kurthermore, foii.o Of them nre a.ldhttad to the snsoklng hahit. and oftaa they aaa aa tra'.io.i for nUlaa by ,,,! paarka hrft oa tba pnwment. Tbaaa ut Ua thlnga ara as chiidiike laaooanoa com i.areil to other rrlmes they delight in. Ocdtaartly it ls the "DucIut" that makra -.nlghthawk brand of taxlhnck. whoso driver . ,m? up on hot nlghta IhmklnK out naWI i waya of "trlmml.iK" the man who ri.l.-s. Of rourae. drunka are hls moat profltable aobbjr. ,,4, TbO mc-ter waa Invented |0 do away wltn ..vm-hawa. It 1-4 an intricato ar.d dcll- | eata little maehlne. Kvery one operated ln Naw Vork is tested thorouphly at loast ?very six montha. After befng taagad the ! m, tara are .seahd by the -ity inspector, and tht owncr can be arreste.l and fined lf the '.Mai II hroken. The rlty Lstit'K plaBt 1? aaa of th? crooked trlcka Tbat la the name glven the btdependenta, becauae they ? the blg companloa. II a man li drlvlng for a company it is nothing in his pocket to debaueb hia matar ho thnt lha "goat" will pay threa prtcea He haa t.. tnrn Into the compaay tha eaact amount hia matar regtetera, nnd thero are faw who ],,\,. theli employara ao wall thal they will ateal f??r them t*ni*awa**dad. <>f t*ouraa, many of the "buckara" are parfectly hon o.-t -but there ar.- B0 many temptations, .,,,.1 D< king bi aucb a bard yan"'. ai i humaii nature U so llkely t" err whera the great Amertcan dollar la conoernedl When tazlcaba ware naw to Qotbam it wai tha aaadeat maltar ln tho world to "nim" tho man in tha ha. k aaat Then metera were eonnactad with the raar ? ? . v of ihe cab, and ;>n the driver had t.. do was to hit a btt of aili i ery pavemenl to plle up the rider'a blll. Tho aplnnlng of tha raar wheala kepl tba mater working whlle tha machlni was not getting ahead al aii. They uaad to pnl the noaa of the agatnal tha curb and laave tha englne turnlng grindlng i B tha nrdlea on the arithoul getting ai vwhera -?I waa rtdlng with a chauffeur one day a few yaara ago," remarkad a driver for a large taxi coneern. "II was on wol aephalt and wa wara gotag npMll. Tho i; eter jumped six tlmea in a Uock and it tl e ahort way of the bloek al that!" That partlcular brand of aaay money waa ... i oul by tl e ordlnance now In I ?? ich provldaa that metera ahall be leated at leaat twlce a year nnd that all matar ahafta ahall ba attached to tho front wheala . .. i of tba bach onea, to whlch power ippllad. That did away with the siip pery pavamanl graft, as no mattar bow mueh the raar wheala aj in on the damp aaphall the fronl wheala move only when th.- rar movaa, and the matar ragiatera i ??? raetly. Bul love of monay will flnd n way. it found more than one in this case-found them hy the joyotis dog* na There arp- 1,710 taxicabl In NeW York. of theea i.".k> aro apecially Ucrnsoii and ownad by lha "tnist." The remainlng MN r.ro oparated by man who own from one to six machlnea. Theaa latter ara tba "buckara," nni among them aro found the efllcient it doaa avarytl :nc ii* aaa ta make the metera thamaelvaa hoataat, bui it has oo power to teol and srai tba hon eaty **f the drtvera. And Joal as long aa there ara peraona clevar enough to invent ? , . automatle motara other peraona arlll 1 * cunnlng enough to Invent waya of m.ik inir them dlahOBOBt Often eaba coma into the elty teatlng ... nt No. :i? Weat 18th atraet, arlth the meter aeal broken. The aaal la Joat l.t.iw the lot wh.r*. the shaft c*.ii!i* ' is arlth the elock mechanlam. By breal the s* ai and looaanlng a couple of bolta tha dtal whlch rana tba meter maehlnery ean ba reached. By turnlng thia dtal aith tha Itngera overchargaa ean ba rapldly run up <*n the faoa **f tba meter. ??Here, this aaal la broken." aaya tha dty Inapector when bo examlnea tha machln* "Don'l you know that you eould ho Baod for that? How dM it happanT' "iih, ih.-it!" aaya tha drlver, wavtaaj the I in 11r r aaldo artth a <ai<io.-.s hand. "The ! siai waa broken aocidaatally hy the waabar who cleancd tha cal yaaterday. i waa 1 runnlng <<vor to hava tho motor teated to Iday, and a-- i waan't ualng tba inaoblne ' ! didn't notlfy you." Mayba ba M toiiin^ the truth y<>n ean'l tell. ' There is another se.-ii whlch i*pToteeta tha coveting <f lha anakeUke matar ahaft Joat v where th- Httle -hsk flta Into the . . on th- fronl wl.I. if thla ahaft is lofl imeovered ii"- dlahoaeal drtvar *an wtnd a striiiL' aroiind it whlle ha ia waltlngl for a fara and. by puttthg ti"- atrlng back ward and rorward, lorn th.- roetai ahafl and plie np crookad cbargaa on lha dlal of the machlne. To lha earalcaa i ntooaar ba ? . |y stai dlng idiy Bawtng with a 1 it of innocanl strln^ tp. kttl tb*ae, Th. re aro rp uiih.-r and coait.r ways irh'ch th" body of artlatJe nlghtbawka s .pin. l-'or instanci-. John Drannan, cblaf baapactor of taxlcabe, arreatad a drlvar taat week for bavlng tamperad eoaraaly wtth ?ii i meti r. A bllnd man could hava n th.it tha rharge waa trua. Tho:-.. was .1 : iii la broken ln tha t"P of th*. Httle reeordlng mafhiae thal you c uld thru t your hand inio. jt was much earder than falllng "ff taa proverbta] log to pul a couple of Bngera Inalda orhera tha racordlng raachanlam waa and lurn tha ahafta that ran up ihe ehargea on the uaauapactlag "goat." The offendar araa flne.i ti~>. Mr Drennaa haa aecored to the city about 1808 arorth of auch Bnea atace Jaanary L in many caaea tho clocks go trrrong with out tho belp of any outalde agency. Thoy ara axceedtngty di llcate, an.l tha < onstant i:,r t*> whlch they ara aubjactod rnakea tham nlmoat as prone to error aa a human betng. A eah owaed hy one of tho btg compaalaa drova into the teeting plant racently, and ;;*? Inapector Idly pulled down th" jaunty i?"l "vaear.t" flag, at tttO aame tlmo boldlng up the litiio brasB tavar eor_aaaaad with the ??extra charge*' ?iiai. Ba gteaead at the , iock faca a seeond tator aad aaw that tho Inguraa had baon boaatad by about UM Ha Bjnva tha Bag a couple more gtaarp Jerka an.l tho dtata caltad for $12 M. It wlll he a .1 day for the taxi e-nsumer when the erooked chauffeur teachea his meter to do this Bttta trlck upon n quoat Anothor method of puttJng lt over on th? dofancatooa metar and the patron at the aame tlme ia tha atmpla llttta dodga of let titiir one tire down about an lnch. The tlre daflatad ls on the wheel to whlch the meter 1.- conne, te*l. By letttag alr out the dr oumfaranca of the the is reduced. Tlius arbila the other wboela are i.*ing their rfgular numh. r **f nvolutlons to the miie, the wheel to whlch the m.-ter ls attacho.l ic-volves more tlmes whlle goitm tne same distance. Of course this runs up the chargi i larg* ly.' Tha ln< raataa may ho only 24 cents to the rnlie but on a buay day that litti*- -t <-,>nts ;i miie axtra plloa up a tldy buneh of ni gotteo galn. it woroJda't he araB to let the tlre down further. as that would hring in ii,.- rlak of ruJalag the tlra-and Uraa atiU COOt a lot of inoney. Anothor way of multiptytng the rharges is for the ehauffeur to .s:..;i and preten*! to he fjxtng the maohino. lastead of piittlnsr Up th*- meteffa Bag BO that tho iharees won't ke.-p comlnn. he teaVOB the Bag down an,! makea the oecnpant pay the waiting ttnao rales whlle he ls huntintr f*ir an Imaginary gefect iti tho maoinnery. An ..iher thliig that the taxkah patron shouM avoM la convi'tsation with tho drtver on baaebaU or the weather after he has ! reacbed his destination. His meter may | Miu ho worktag agalaat you, nn*i you pay him a fat prlca for evory word b? ih of you ' aay accordlng to tiie wattrng tlma seheduie. rjj i.ir tha moal popular branch of the ! gOBOlOfM i^r.iff as lt is BOW PraCttaOd W qulrea ndthar a crookod aaeter nor a soft tlre. H conatata merely of not puttlag the i dag baek toto the uprlght poBttton befora ! toklng a t'resh paaaeoger. That is tho game thal is playcd hy tha dtoreputabla apeclee of Taxleab ABsaricaaoa whlch I hanga about on tha tall-end of pro aaal ona that aralt fm- tha tatttas aat of the the j atrea. Bay that the orlver BOfl just takOB a woalthy geBtleraan from eomewh ra up tn ! Harlem down io tha Pennayivanla Btatton. Tha charge was 12."" After it was pald the Bag waa lafl aa it waa and the meter kept <>n ragtatering aa tha drtver baal ll over to pi' k up some 04M from the theatre crowd. 1 When his destlnatlon is raached he uki tho driver how mueh he wants. The latte* leat.s over and takts a eoletnn lo k at tt* dial. "Flve flftj," he answers in a raattarf of fect tone. Of eocrao there ls a protest. To whlrt the driver oacaaa rtsrht back with tiison*. "W'oii, if you don't ballava neok over here ar.'l look at tha raeter yourself?*ee! Five fifty. }uat a I aatf" AbCttt that time the nv ter i ll< ks up M adlitioral cents wortb aad the l ira th lzes that he is payinj- for every mlaotaM (ilsputes. So ho coughs up tha five sixty, say? me-a thinKs about taxlcabs In ganeral and ttii one in partlcular, and takea >1 iwn everj" numher on the machtne. Kext ,1j>' U wrltaa a kdtar to the Mayor, yivin*" tba numher of the taxleab, the BUBtbar of tU meter an-i the numher of tba driver *loa* with the st'pry of hia robb ry la i dotaii, and adda the rarguoat that tha aaaa be tented. Th-> nWer probahly is all right. The or.lr way to baat thla aort of **ama ?.; taknara to sce tho Has is up badora FOti ?: BBtta maohine. in tha caaa of tho overcnarro bf mean* ! of keepini,' the Bag down tba dnv.... | only to turn la to tba eooapany themon-r i oalied for on tho tnetar BM The Ei* | paid blm hy tba aaaa whom ba to:k to j the I'ennsylvania atatioa is CH .in-or, raU I er, unel.-an?velvet, and can 1 - ;>oc?ett*t iThe io-cant dodga haa tba aama tmm* I tion for tba o'nauff.ur. All he 1 M to BB ! in to the eompany is what i 'f.-r, and that is N eaatB. Tlw rema'.BW ! Ha ls his very own to bavo and to a-ias der. ., Kven the telephone glrl getA b4f little B? ot kMdtlmata rafca-ofl froaa lha taJdca*ia> ,,;,.. Buppoaa ron 11 lato i lobby *? bulldlng and asi< the yoting lady who il pollahlng bar aaila bafora lha board to a-. a taxl for ron. You dota't care a ?*** pany aha caUa All rou waai B a tui She rlnga up a trompaay lhai aha i-oni apaaking acajuaintance with, and *"-'?? . ta for each cail. Troa, it la an m aort of graft That'a the rttuaUon. MeaawhUe the aV of Naw vork la imwholeaom*l| BBBtl tnroughout th- wortd f..r havlng abaat? worat cab accjotnmodationi i' :in>' ?t" troioUa. Many peraoni :-*'- ; ' but iil of Nt-w Y..rk caba and ta***tM reault they ataar rary m wf* thay visit the town. rieariy aomathiag ou * to h* iorA Wh.it r. S. TIBDALi How Grant Planted Stars and Stripes Over Fort Donelson fontiiniert from thlrd page. TS'allaee's right and gettlng BOBaaaaloa, if poa-Buta. ol tba road ataag an-lch Mc? Ornan.i's dtVlatOB was pcatod. This he araa to bcdd, whlle the remalnder of the tro*>r>s in.arehed away. AU nifc-ht long through the lee and enow wl '? i. eoatad the ground the Coraf*)darata troopa wora moiad from the rifie pits to the polnt of attaok. Ciins ruml.led aloiiK eare* 'he froraan earth and tiie laeraaa <>f lha cavalry tiampad along the riilno 10 their jx.sts. lt was all dOBM aa quletly as possiblc. The plckets of the tlred and cold T'nlon >_M Btf ln the chllling Mast, OOWOVOr, dld not boar a;.y dlaturbtng nolaa. Doylighl fxsran to llfiht the sky. Htr* and there a Bejgta mai!n tka wooda rlna; with revilh The ahtVwrtBaj BOldlara were Ftrotching themae'yes. thotr froaan, loa-oovorad ekrth lnj: craekllng as they moverl their limhs Buddaaitr a Borfeo rf ahots rani? out, Theae ?mme fmm the Kins of the th-k* ts, who were rur-hing laek upon their rej-l ments. "Kall in"" was the ord.-r that ran through the wooda, and lnstantly they !,*? came allve. Oflirers qulckly leaped to their saddh-s an.l one order after another ran Along tho lino. Hy the tlme. I'lllow was upon tha 1'idon eam.i the men wero rea*ly to re BafVO him. The llghting 804X4880 liereo and hot. MeClernand was reaonreeful and <?[> pose^i hatteries arlth tartlaartaa The aroada rec'iunded with the clansor of muskttry as If a mlhlon l.arr* ls wero bofcag boatOB with Iron hammers. The underhrush was ahom cff aa if hy nn army of reain-rs. TI.e BBBOka, ranging ln clouds BBMMIg tho treea nnd bruah. waa lurld fr"m the flame Of eBBBBB ar.d musket. Ihe fciiow was th_SJ8d red with the. Maai of the fallen men. F**r s? < i * bcura the confllet ru^ed t.ntil tho ammunl tlon of the I'ulon men gave out and down on the right the foiifederates. aaabCwdOBOd by tho di^eovery of ii.is ptadlcainent, *?'!?*? tha celohrated rebel >*ll aad nianagc-d to gajt into thorear ofOgleaby'a troopa '.n Me. Cktrnand'a right. u> n o'eloek PIBow h.*d ?j*?ried his way tO the I'harlott. roit'l aii'l ho cvuld liuve Jiituclivd uway. Vhta ndght have been otheawlaa if the Unlon otnoara had known that tOftt Of ammunltlon lay on tho groand ln boxaa wlthln thelr raaeh. Belng naw to mllttary mattera, they had not heon as careful as they ahould have heen ln providlng an amplo aupply for thelr men. f'rant m>W had nn opportunlty to display tho fjnnlitles whifh distlnuuish a p< ru ral with genlua from a medlocra olBeer. iio had retir.d th.' nlghl before UOl knowlng whetbar ho would be obtlged to coi rtrucl Intranehmenta around the Oonfederati worka and camp oul thore untll a aurren-1 ii.-r wa-^ for.. d When i'? want on board the Mntsi ijp ln the morning at th.- ,-.? qu* t of Fboti he aaw that the loats rouid ba of little fdrther aervlce untll repalra had i ?. ii made Ho waa unawara that fl/^htlnc was coinp on. havtng Issued orderi thal no flghtlng ahould ba undertakea by th? T'nlon forco untll fOTthl r >,r.:. rs from hlm. rjpoa his return to thaahora, fouror fivo mllea north or the potnt whara Plllow had elearad a way out, he waa mai by an rftioor of his Btnff white with fear for tho aafety of tho unlon troops. Qraal aai r,fr on hls horso gg fast ns the iTCOJag ItMada would perniit, and 08 he BdUUaBd Olong ba? hind Pmitii's ai)i> Waiia'o's command mw that thay wore> ln pood eondltlon and that there wrro no f-ltrris of aadtamanl in the fornvnr divtaton. Bvarythlng waa favorable at thal potnt in 'he moan ttaia Plllow, feeHng tha ex nltaHon of vlotory, atnt a dhtpatcb to Oenaral Johnaton that the day waa won, an<i Inataad '>f laadlng the forcaa oul >>f I'.ti-l on. Iinagllllllg that tl,.- entire (Jnlon IVwce araa flaelng to-.vard Port Henry and ti.- tranaporta, declded to fellow whal ho coneeivtd (o he MapolajOB*! , xamplo nnd jiursiio the enomy. Wiihout < >Q*aaultfng hls rhl.f. he ordarad Hu< knt-r to attaok tho FadaaaJa, polntlng oul a gorge and tadling him to follow it. Walla.'-'s mon reajmlead the i!*onfadorataa in abort ordar. At this i?pint Oaaaaral <",rant rada up whara McCleraaad aad VYaritaoe won- ot> iiiphd in eonversatlon Ile. was altnost uaaitatadad and aboolutaty free from t-x i.i... h'. aitho'iith opparaatly he tbooghi thara was a poaaiblHty of oafaat Ho aa luu.j und raoglvad tho j>uiuiuu..my of Umbo ho aflflrianefl Bo laoued ordera that the f..r. *-s ahould 'o rnoved baek and ln trenchad untll tha expacted rwlriforeeraeate ehould be recelvod. Tha neara that tho Cbarlotte roa*! ha*I l.oi-n opened to the en< my was then communicated to him. "in avary great man'a enttut," after ward wrota Qcaera] Law Wallaea, "there is a ertala almltar t , thal whlch noa OVOrtOOk Oeneral 'Irant, and lt rannot he bettor deacrlbed than as ,-t crudal taat *.f hla 11r.111r??. a ii" llorre poraon a ou d hava aecepted tha newa aa an aigument f..r perslstence in his rasolttttogl !?* anter upon a atega. Had Ooaoral Qraal doaa ao it is very pgobable hla hlatory wouM bata been thaa nnd tbara cloaad. His adiolrera ami dotractora ar- altke tovttad to al idy him at this prcctaa Jun*niie. It OBBnol i... doubtod thpt ht aaa arlth palaful dk*~ tmctneoa tha affect ?.f tha dlaaatov to his rlght wing Bla face Bushad ellghtly. With a Budden grtp i,. cruabod tha papera in his haad. But in aa laataal theaa Blgaa of dlaappolntment or baMtatlan oa tba readar ptansaa claarad away. Ia bla or? dtaary qulat votoa ha aald, addreaalng hlxnaelf ta both ofneara: "QeBtlaraen, lha BOOltlOB on the rlghl must DO r< taken.' With ihat ba taraad ami goltapod "ff." Rldlng along ami ns tha dtaorgantaod men who Baanaad ta ba rtamtlng nround waltlng for bobbo ona to glva thaan w lera, Orant dlroeted Cctonol B/abatar, <>f hla Maff, to eall OBt! "Clll your eartiidga boxaa rjitteh aad get toto Une; tha aaomy la tryteg to saeape, and he must not he pei ralttad ta do ao." Tha ..r.i.-r actod Hke a chann. Raallalng thal tha Baa ta front |of Ooaoral Bmtth'a dlvlsloa bkbbI ba very i thln, owtog to tba ratnoval of ao taaBy i,f I'.ii* kmr'a BMMB for BBrVlCa elseWh.-re, pg dlrected this genera] t., i*..?i hla forcaa BgalBSl thal l>arl ... the >..,,,ik as ,i illver aton. Oeneral Bmlth rode akaad "f bl cob iimii toward tba Una <*f nre whtah graotoa his iine aad whlck araa focuaad apoa htaa aalf. Cahnly, oa ereei aa if oa reetow, h? plCkOd out UM Wiiy up the ile* livny un*l through th*- Bbntl , iai ing bta cap aa the poini of hla aword, ahoa bobm af Ma nien I, aad, ealllag out: "No BtBcduaa] aaar, niy lu*ls; HOTO, thla la thO W8*fl I BBB8 BB ' ' Ti.c. lollowtd touiu^couaiy. Aa hla liu? NO LAUGHING M/-TTER. Bobbie tdoing home lessons)?Papa, where is the source of tho River Volga? Father?I don't know. Bobbie?You don't know! And to think that to-morrow I may be punished for your ignorancc! approatcbed tha plta the Confaderatea Bed, anil that Blght hls mrn blvouaoked Witbln the fonfe.lerate lltios. In the nn antlme lha ajap balow had baan cloaod up and Plllow*a Nai oioonie effoits had dafoati i tho emi whlch bad baan admad al m Iho ntrornlng. Buiraaidar was now lmivMabla That Blght rioyd. PlllOW and ituckner aald aaKMher eoantrcdL as Jolinaton'a army iai raachod Nashviiie, Oanaral Bt*ca*aai aald: "it would ba wi*orog t.> aohjacl tha army to a rlrtual maaaarra when no |.i ' an reauli from th.- aa^rifca. Tba otflcei OWO It to il.. ir m.i . WBCn furtia-r 1*1 ance la nnavalUng*, t.. obtata the baat itnaM .f capU alatloa paaaBbla for them." TbM aeetni t to i .? th.- unanlmona "pinion Fi..yd thoa raaaarkad thal it was bta pu**poaa to depart 011 the stoamors whh-h w< le ex pactad down frota NaabvlUa la the earty morning, and Plllow iddad thal thara wara probably no two mon tho faakaea would taora pr.fr t.p eaptura Ibaa IToyd, who was iinii.r mdlctmenl at vYaabta*Jjton, and hiinsoif h.aeJudod that ba would laave al'o Thls they did, taklliK with them U many inan of thelr iroanmanda aa tho boata WOUld a., oiniii.p l.iu- ind le l**UMJ BBCaTBI ' 0* i-p.rnrniii. I f,, f,,. ,. th,. :.|t uatiiii BafOTa dayllghl on Ki-iii any M Qanaral Oraai re* ealvad a aota from nuikiier prapoalng Iba appolntmanl ..f a laaiiailoaloa t<> agrae upon t-ini. ..r i-apltul itk n. liraiit'H ie|.lv W9M th- faiaiPHH raaMaakga: "?Yoairg of thla date, p|..| i.-ini- arml-il... i,nl apipoliitni. ol Of roiiiini.ssioi,. i., t,, aattla leraM ..t capttula** tion, ls Just ie?. Ivi-d N<> t' rms ?x<o|pt an mn oinllilonal and iininodlato surr.!,.l.r . m !"? accaptad i propoaa to inuvc laMgakll l|||| upon your worlu." Why Professional "Boxing Game" Has "Gone On De Bum" in New York I i iiliini*.*! from ?*?* oinl page. ralaod hla haad and made bla aoeond aad i. t palnful announcomont, "Tba poUco," ba bogan. "dataa to hava dlacoverad that poraoaa who do not baloBg io tho Paatlma Atblatle Club have bought tlcketa to tha boxtng exhlWUon. (Oroana, ; laughter, btaaea, ete * Tharafora, tha bouta ara ovar for to-nlght, if thora is any poaalbta way ti... tournarnaat wiu ba * ?"? llnuod to-raorroa ni\ht. when tho BngHah hampiona wlll meet taa Amarican and Canadian champlona And raaaaaabar,'1 ha addad haatlly, "all chceka a iii he k*****! for i.i 'imirow olght." Bo the eroard Mcd out, grumbUng aad ;.i i. ng. Botna of tham only had nurabered and lettorod rad atuba ta thalr pocketa ? riere onca had t"i> aad full growa M bllla The proraotara and tha ftghtera wanl along oith tha poBcanian by raojueat Shanilltr, who wiis only Rfteaa >?ai;* old, aad t*i ba takea before tho Chlldren'e *?,.,!!?. winii tho * i ?? aaa callad the judga looked f,,r a ni'imeiit from tha mo ni lalaoua o-Boar to tho smaii farm of tha i i,,i*i "ia*T." who seeme.i v.ry bartal la i, ? cltla n's dotbaa. r ii i.n-T aurrendared. Grant had eapt :. i tha major pt rtli b <*t tba foa i a al ii,n:*.i .ii it i nol knoam boa maai men Buckner actually turaad over. it has i?.-?-n cBtlmatad <i^ high .<? Bftaea tlMMiaand Thla . aa tha flrai targa group of prtaonera for whlch tha North waa cailed upon to pra ; vtda. 1 Thla la tha way tha North fell aboul tha vi.toiy. aa daaerlbad oa tha adltortal ih >..?<? , ( Th*- TlibOBO Of 1'* hriiiiry 1\ 1V.J "The marvi n ua < h taga a few daya havj igbl in tha a.p-'t *.r nati*mai gffolra ri Beeted ta tho facaa nf aii men. J*?y aparkle- ln .?*.??! y .?>.-, an.l tlmv ln a kIow ,,f prlda on avary ebeak Flaga apea a tbouaand betghts, tha elaag <*f baIJa, tha eongratulatory raav **f eannon, WuuMna. tiona in avary vHtage, w*.r*is of atoquenca bj i.'isi.iiiy,. halla, fastlvttlaa arlthout iml thi * ur*. BOBM ->t lha polBtB wn'i whlch tha lalagraph'a buay ahtaparloga il.ud to do yuaUTduy, luat nl.ht, Iti the |g> "Was thal tho baol you could do?" hjg lmnor dcmanded st< rnly of tho ambarraaaiad ofllcar. "Couldn't you have arraatad aoma flghter bealdea thla Uttla ihild?" The offlcer hung his head "Well," aald tha 'udjje, "thll boy doesn't look lo mc like g dangerou* cbaractor, Ho is diachEi*fatL Call lha n?*xt eaaa." Bul his bonor ha.i nol baan among those ol M.idison Bquara (Jardaa oa tho nlght before, when thla aame cbtld'a opponant waa bofhlng oround tha rtng arlth his face wrappad In bla arma praylng for the aound ot' the gong that wga nol there. On tho nigbt followlng the t*a**rUa*ara look thelr tlckata oi*ound, as Mr. Prunty I had raojuaatad. Thore waaa'1 aveo o llgl I ln tha Qarden, and all tho doori we locked tight Bul they otlll had thelr raln checka Thara ara thooa who aaaaart that tho hovl i waa atopped through th- Infloanca of boa j tiie promotois. ii is eartainly a tact thal ? other "i" ting exhlbltlona" have gone through their t.-n loui.ds wlthout belng molaatad by ti..- gnardlano of th,, |IW , But it ls morely an QgaBtgde of what ihe ? I ?: ' mai axpaet ijndec the praaeni stat utoa. I atxpertg are axmd tliat th.>p BChtlngj pagg .tarvalo Whara It r.-ste.l from ita atory of trtctory in the Boathwaat Navar bao tho land iiaavad with aa Mncere aa emoUon ol rratltuda as wlthln th- Laal iwenty-four '. Btrangaro aachangad ?H-|ratu*a. tion as if they ware caa - frtanda; th- dia patchea conveyiag th- nowa appaarad In "li'- nfteaUn-aj, m ooctal clrcle, where irafae baaaad m ,-?.. ^ wtherln ;"!7"'"""''--'-..fsu.k?.,, .?? ti ited th.? wnabine " <in th.? aante Dean ??< .... ..,, Hs *'"* pat-HKiaiih ?iioii.ii t.. tho kraval ti?. * 7"'"' ... , ????, . j |lt> s,epic(arv or War laanratKUauiy upon ..... racelnt o7tha gUxioua newa from ?.,,??..,.? ^ ,/ , ? *~?M lha ???,.. of ,>? ,\' a felT^ *?* r-,,k of major gT X???r* sj ? ** aurceaa ? . . i*'''???iiitl..ii of their U* ...-::::.;!;:;;;,::?':?:?:::::; p a. r. a a -. . m Thal i- bla pay. , , The profeaslonali to who bualm aa got Into lha a i ; _ J5 down" oa I ? ea I lona. i lr!j* __, . .... _n.i ,*f the l" down" oa t... exniDiimi achtor. - ;::;,ent. rtda for furniahlng i ? nlnaer aould [^ :...r Aaa reeull i ii... rtog for tea rounda w H anv Mack aad blua BiarkB oo th** I bodlee. j vi,,.t*i SttaS of -the prlvate arrang ? ^ ramarka to l menl thal ? - ?? ? Bbowlng liitaprh ;h!J rafaraa la golng to '? '^gl as a rnark of tha club eateem a all avar. Aad nltb - ' ' ^ ..nthro.i.,1 ta thalr mlnda ???? "? 10 aitar aach other raore earneew; ^ BuBtaaa thora la a Whi.h >,..,., ...1,1... .?.;?".<; nquare Oardoa; aho ? ' gj Why. Ifg tha boj a Jaga ?,., lhatrnak. niahaa btaa ?> t? kot ? .vs b t.mtter of fact. II may be laaaar tho rxoraotat'i poekal io I ?va .'? ? la nTfault of hla. and felloa -; u >? J ? ,mv,. M rlght to reproach biav urdor ...? obttgatlcn w refund tbo^aw-j -* i,* eouldnt kaaa <"' '"'" " ' ?inJ ' tho BMBBbara knoa thoy wi verf rtak of rakta. Alao ?^^%*bb*1 baautiful thougbt t*> ""' l'"'* ? ' .?. doaaa't evoa hava to paj ? A? ????? Boxera coma pretts cheap ra ^m hlbltioa" aaa boid ln New_?Jr"-gjjaa! al abtoh tbe boa offlce !?*; ta* J ^ taBJ 18 pay OUt 88* M? * jBB ll.UU'lS,