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2too $crrk Irtbimc. First to Laset? the lnuhr Neu*?Ed i tori ?Advert ???cment-a. TI I ?HU MW 4. Owv.4. a - * ? ? S'a? Tort im r?-v ?-it i J ? ? ? ? rot?,* , ?,\ ?DiA?I RATF ?V ? ? ? AM) SI M'ai Or?. ? i I Ona yn ? ?1 UNIT ? - ?1 ? MT * ,. I ? \ ?? a. I| Vui rat merchandise advert?s in I HE 1 RIR1 Ni -ith aboolnte safety?( lli'-- * ? i -ill!? in a: v ? BBC I I TKIItl NI guarantees to pa) ?mir mon hack apon r..,.i-r Ni? n .i lape, no qui blinc W\ | 'id proMptljf if the a vartlaer dm*, imt. A Grave Issue with German] The- ? ilflight, f Ann ri er, off thi ? and pravo kind i ( ; and Get ? head-on en liai, n It mu put to a erity at validity the sincerity nr . as An i - ? re cot earned, I pursue her pri gran m at her own peril. Whi . pean ful .- ' foil -.: Which polic is to ace the other? When thi Admiralty gav li'iti :" its unlega ized cai ; -'ruction again; enemy mi ring Britisl Irish ai . .-. migh ina-i- ert torpedo nei tral shi] our govi would e> ???et fror:, i ? lithful observanc internatiom law . shipping encount ered The Stat effect, that if Ameri ?t through the torpe doing or. allied merchantmer ??r .'?? ? ying com were sunk instes i of being searched an held .*t. tin country " ? ; to hold th imperial I to a .?trie of their nava authority steps it migh ruard Ameri can live- a :ure to American citi zens the full enjoyment ?if their acknow] the high Tlr . and three of it were sacrificed in pursuance o Germany, programme of checking neutra ith the unblockaded ports o d and Northen b nr.d Norwegiai ships have b? ? ed for the sann purpose. Thi ???tral right: Ivertent it has beer deliberate. i .-.- hold German] age committed or the (?Ulf.: ? : man governmen' .tion, the procla mation of the German Admiralty become; m pracl so far as th< r ed. The German: have contended that they were withir their rights in threatening to sink neu tra! the "war zone.' If they now admit that they had no justi Station : . the Gulflight the wholi which the "vvai zone" proclamation ? I collapses. Germai aj again maki UM of the ancient treaty of navigation anc friendship between the United States am Prussia. Under that Bhe must make com pensation to us whatever the character o1 the cargo carried by the (?ulflight anc whatever the degree of regularity claimed to have been observed in the destruction of that v< '. The IW-rlin authoritie* may try to treat the (?ulflight case as only a repetir ??m of the i But according to the reports so far re ceived the <?< rman submarine commander did not attempt to hold up the Gulflight and pass upon the contraband character of her cargo. H< simply dispatched her on faith, a* the Dutch, Swedish and Nor were dispatched. It will therefore 16 extremely difficult to read into the incident ti gree of r?gu? lant] ed in the Frye con? troversy. German Foreign Office is unusually adroit, it will not be able to meet the just complaint of the United Stat? * without admitting the in? validity of the "war sone" proclamation. On our part then no retreat. We a i .'ion of our t- ? <?n the high seaa. We op ?achments on neutral rights at the convenience of belligerent, trying to enforce the doctrine that might makes right. W< renting the battle of civilization ?.' '.??rial law. We must Bald ? to take any which it may be necessary to take to protect American lives and property frosn the illegal attacks of l?elligerents. Food, and Food Only! city when a restau? ra- inderstood I be a place for ob? taining foi 1 m peace and comfort, not a dance hall or a variety show, with food as a ?fit 0? old ; 1 de-i re to take their nourishment undiluted by fox trots and van:? I ??ed that Li? cense Coaomiasionei M-gulation of the cabarets will sturt a downward re? vision which will Stop just on the further side of elimination. Not all the pi places have de livered th? ever to this digestion destroying, rrii-..-ir.thro*,y-mu!tiplying de? vice. It is still possible for the initiated to got a /.Inner in public eating houses whereat the palate may have It undisturbed by whirling dervishes or mi sical review? to-called. But the indivic ual who ffols hunger '"trrlOp.n must hunt far nnd faithfully to find refuge from snug ami dance. 1 ' in a year which moat restaura t poopi a?lmit to have I md no wondrous hopeful in ils ; It se? ans time for Rei ? rm. Cabaret? ami miniature muai .-hows arc costly. If tome ? , l'lvni purveyor would only put into hi .. without raising the prices of hi dishes, the money now B] tainment" it is not too much to believ that his fame? would travel far. Serbia s Plight. Those who ),;, i . ntributed in ?in; way to the unhappy Serbia ma; find some sort of melancholy satisfactioi in the testimonj i nt historial er we publish to-day such sat ?.?faction ns lies in the assurance, if fur ther assurance ? y, that thoi: help wat sorely needed and that for wha they have done the sulTerei v grateful. All witne -i - who have -n Ser f late nre of ore mind, that it il ' and misery of her people. Mr. Trev? plain yet harrowing account of what h? himself witnessed there last winti r con? firms the observations of other travellers and in this, as in nil relations of the kind it is manifest that not half the story is Out of the horror and misery on all : ' to take here or there an ? at may serve to sug the hideous suffering that, pn everywhere. What has hitherto been ??one for thesn unfortunate yet uncomplaining people is small indeed in comparison with their needs, and it may well he hoped that Mr. Trevelyan's moving story of their plight may serve as a stimulus to further efforts on their behalf. Prof. Haeckel's Belated Patriotism. In tendering his resign '-onor ary mem! er of a British publishii sociation Professor Ernst Haeckel is at great pairs to put in a kind word for Shakespeare, Byron and some other Eng? lish worthies. However unfortunate they were in their birthplace, lie will continue to hold them in "great admiration"; nor can he prevail with himself to forget his obligations to many personal friends in England, Scotland ami the British col? onies. Hut these things amount to nothing as against his political sentiments. Politi? cally Great Britain is a sinner and polit it is the duty of good Germans to hate Great Britain. Moreover, Pr> Haeckel's hatred is so deep-rooted that he has no hopo nt nil of getting rid of it. "I may live only a short time," he ex? plains, "and any prospect of a reconcilia with England i- for me excluded, even after peace is made." Regretfully, therefore, he withdraws from the society that has published so many of his works, for "in a political sense," he insist . "i must despise England deeply." This patriotic obligation is what Pro ? Haeckel never realized till ?piite recently. Some thirty year ? ago, after a tour through a few of the British colonies, he was full of admiration for a sy-tom which he has not ceased to quarrel with and condemn since the war began. The great robber state was then an object of profound respect. He could nol conceal his disagreement with those who looked with disfavor on the policies of the British in Egypt; "en the contrary," he wrote, "it appears to me that they should he hailed with satisfaction, alike on the grounds of common humanity and on those of national political action." In? deed, at that time the whole British Em? pire was in the eyes of the German pro? fessor "an object worthy of admiration," the English were "undoubtedly gifted be? yond any other nation with the genius for founding and governing colonies," they understood to perfection the art of ruling "with as much tact as judgment," and it was the greatest pity in the world that his fellow-countrymen should look upon their neighhors with envy when they might well "study the political skill which bring! progress and hen?!.! to the whole human race." It will take an ocean of hatred to wash out the memory of these kind words and Professor Haeckel se Ived in his old age to conjure up the last drop. Slackness in British Factories. There is probably a great deal of truth in the objections of the English labor leaden to Mr. Lloyd George's diagnosis. of the troubles in the shipyard- and else? where. There is truth, of course, on his side, too, but it may reasonably be sus? pected that he has laid too much to the charge of intemperance arid that other causes, too, contribute considerably to the prevailing slackr Mr. Will ?"rooks, speaking for his own constituency, attributes the conditions at the Woolwich Arsenal to a want of intelli? gent organization. Though nine months have passed since the war began, no facili? ties have as yet been provided for ti? to get their meals, and this, he intimates, i- hut cbaracteriatic ?if many shortcom? ings to be found there and ? His own opinion is that aoeusationi of ? ??ive drinking "have been spread broad? cast by employers to cover up their own shortcomings," and this opinion is appar? ently shared by other labor leaders, who are no less resentful of the general dis jMisition to lay all the blame on the in? temperate workingman. Though there may l?e little ground for suspecting a deliberate conspiracy among employers, it is highly probable that con? ditions in the factores do contribute to the slackness observed there. "The British Medica! Journal" suggested not long ago that the government would do well to ap? point a commitU-e of physiologists to su porvi<*e ventilation nnd beating in places where men work and to advilS generally on questions relating to fnt it-no. It antici? pated the labor lra.lrrs in attributing the supply "f munit'eas strain from overtime to ?''. ui atisfactory conditions ? . which rV i done. "Many ? factoric?.," ;? said, "are worked .? nnd day, and hands taken on m a factory where gunstockl are made have complained to ns , , the old hands, they say. will have the windows shut" This i-* but one complaint. There are 'many other- no less considerable, (?irl machinists are obliged to sit on benches in shifts of four hours morning and after? noon; they have not enough physical exercise to keep them in good condition. rig in badly ventilated, overheated rooms and without sufficient rest and rec eation, neither men nor women can be SX ? 1 to keep up to the pitch required in these strenuous times. The conditions, ? ver, are peculiarly calculated to prim?te drinking, and it is not at all unlikely that the intemperance complained of is in large measure a result of these conditions. Politics or the People? Mr. McAneny's analysis of the appro? priation bills is nmjile justification for Mayor Mitrhel's appeal to the Governor ay action on financial matters until the city authorities have had a chance to be hoard. Assumption of the necessity for a direct tax this year is based on the that each item in the appropriations as adopted by the Legislature is impera needed for the state's welfare and may not be cut one cent. If $10,000,. and more can be chopped out of the bills, Mr. McAneny says, reasons for the direct tax become mere excuses and im? position of the tax itself an outrage, not alone on this city but on the state. Nobody?not even the legislators who voted for them?believes the appropria? tions cannot be pared down without detri? ment to the state's interests. It has ?grown to be legislative custom to "put it up to the Governor" when there is a ques? tion whether or not to adopt a bill author? izing spending of the state's money. if tho Governor favors the expenditure iwmakers argue that their judgment -indicated; if he vetoes it they derive only a slightly diminished political advantage from the circumstances, for they can shift responsibility for the loss of the "pork" to him. The bills now pending before Governor Whitman are no exception. With a total of $65,000,000, against approximately! $57,000,000 last year, they contain salary, raises and department allowances which as much patronage grabs as were the various "ripper bills" which displaced Democratic officials for the benefit of Republicans. How much of this they contain only officialdom has yet been able to estimate, for the printed copies of the bills are just off the press. A direct tax of 1.7 mills will mean that next year's budget here will have to include $14,000,000 to nay the tax. That is, the city's tax rate will go up 17.5 points, ? ire which the Mayor well says will "wellnigh confiscatory" of property . ii - 100 pi r c? ni valuation. Governor Whitman has the choice be? tween cutting down appropriations to a point permitting him to veto the direct tax! and approving this practical confiscation of i city property. He has the choice between economy?rigid economy, which is an in-j separable part of sound administration? and money-grabbing which will handicap ?ty'a development seriously and bring hip to thousands of its citizens. He ha the choice between helping to build up a party machine on public funds and curtailing this city's school facilities, its disease prevention and health propagation work, its recreation extension, its chari? table activities. After what Secretary Josephus recently ?aid about love and marriage, he surely can't have the heart to refuse the request of a Ilrooklyn girl that the Olympia be sent here, ? may see her sweetheart. r of lee to large consumen? advanced ? Headline. They may be trusted to pass along the ad? vance to the poor ultimate consumers with? out delay. It. Fliot Seta Forth Baala of Peace. Head .. ?? Peace with whom? Professor Kuno Meyer or I'r. Dernbnrgl ng irrisi?n Headline. It used to be impending. Antiseptic Tooth Washes. .Frn.n Tho Lam - The use of a tooth wash does not approach the condition*, of a laboratory test, though, ?here can be little doubt that a good di trermicidnl work in the mouth if ?j riforoni application of the toothbrush, and it rnny (,<> pointed out that the tongue mav well t'f included in the process. To be effec? tive, however, the action of all antiseptics a, according to the vitality of the ms they encounter, and nasally the tooth brushing process does rot occupy many1 seconds. This question of time exposure I important, but it is very generally overlooked and consequently the antiseptic trea'men' of the teeth falls short of that efT. ctrveness wrrrch is shown to be the case in laboratory menta. The tooth washing rrncs? ? ore prolonged an?) the antiseptic vviish allowed to remain m con'act w.th th* teeth and gums for sonn? ra in 0101 instead of seconds before anally vaaaiag the mouth dear of antiseptic with plain water. Buds' Awakening. To the Editor of The Tribune. Bin Everywhere 'neath the ground, I "i-ning for the gentle sound Of the magic voice of spring, Lies a tiny living thing. How we welcome baby flowers, Wakened by the misty showers; From their mother earth they creep At the glorious aun to peep. H. I_ VARNUM. ?Newport, R. I., May 8, 1916. , WILL IT COME TO THIS? MISERY AND HEROISM IN Sfc.RBIA An Ln^lish Historian's Tribute to Brave and Long-.Suffering People. To the Editor r.f The Tribune. Sir: The generous help in money, in p? sonal service and even in the sacrifice of th live? of nurses and doctors which America making to relieve the misery of the Serbia population ?<?ems to d?mand a special woi of gratitude from a friend of Serbia, espi daily one who, like myself, has recently com from that unhappy country. I can assure Americans that even in Pebrt iry, when I was last there, the Serbians wer deeply grateful for American help in the ho . and I'r. Ryan, at Ilelgrade, was airead a household word with them. Since the America has been pouring in more and mor men und money to fight the typhus and ha lost some of her best lives in that terribl straggle. The Serbian? are all the mor ?;rat"ful because America, a neutral country with no commercial or other connections wit Serbia, I ? acting there out of pure philan thropy. It seemed natural that their allie! the British, should come to their rescue wit hospitals and stores, doctors and nurses. A one of the British Seibian Relief Fund, o whose behalf I was travelling in Serbia, I ca testify to Serbian gratitud? for our Brit.s aid. But for American uid, as coming fror the prca!, beneticent source of neutral phi lanthropy, they were, I think, ?till mor grateful. There are many most unhapp; parts of Europa where the American nam will smell sweet when this war is over. The Serbians are a people thoroughly di serving of aid. The attempt to represen them as savages has broken down hopelessl; in face of the fact that in this war they havi committed no atrocities, that their prisoner: have nothing to complain of und that, as can testify, the Austrian wounded are givet ?.bsolute equality of treatment side by sidt with Serbians in the Serbian hospitals whereas some of the Austro-Hungariur - in the middle of August last, neai Shal ,it7. and Losnitza, murdered from twt thousand to three thousand Serbian civilians burning several hundred women and childrer alive in their houses and committing th? most ghoulish atrocities on many others. Those who have not seen the official report on these atrocities can find equally good first hand evidence on the subject in the article bj If. Raise, of th? I'niversity of Lausanne, in the "1'evue de Baris," April 1, l'Jl?. It wa the knowledge that these atrocities had been committed by the Austrian troopa in August that caused the whole civilian population of the northwest provinces of Serbia to fly be fore the Austriun advance in .November. It was solely on this account that over half a million women, children an?l old men arrived as refugees in the central and southern d.s tric's of Serbia, M eaaaiag the frightful con? gestion and the difficulties of housing, cloth? ing and sanitation which have caused the ravages of th? typhus to be so terrible. It is impossible to reinstala any large number of these refugees in their old homes at pr?s eut because the northwest district was en? tirely laid waste by the Austnans while they occupied it prior to their expulsion la * ? lember. I have ridden through this country. ? la Serbia; it is now a d Th? Serbians are deserving of help, not only because of what they have suffered ?t the hands of a cruel foe, but becau-. have shown that they can fight for their free? dom. They are the most democratic society in Kurope. Every peasant owns his farm, and there is no class of landlords or of bureau crats to make him afraid. Every one who has seen the Serbian peasant at home likes him for his kindliness and gsyety and hi? emo? tional ahd poetical disposition. And every nne who has met him in battle in the las'. thr.e years, whether Turk. Bulgar or Aus? trian, lias had cause to respect his valor. The rampai urn of last December, when two hun . tad Serbian peasant soldiers cleared the northwest provinces of twice that number of Austro-llungarians and captured all their artillery, has been the most moving episode in this world-wide war as a triumph of the human spirit over material odds. The sufferings that tha Serbian peasants underwent during that Invasion and are now enduring as a consequence of it long after has receded are deeply imprinted on my brai 1 have seen children dead of hunger by tl roadsida, with their mothers weeping ovi them; the city of BhabatI in ruins and whole ci>untry>ide laid desolate by Invade! ?who deliberately destroyed everything. <)i of d?vastation is much like ariotht ufter a few days the fact that evei | house has been gutted cease? to arou prise or emotion in the traveller. Hut I n ?member well one of the first of these seen? ?of devastation that I saw and the impressio mad? up'.n me by a chemist's shop in a vi 'l?ge. It was a largo building, well fitted u both on the private suie and in the profe: Isional premises. It had b? e.-i stored just b< [fore the war began with many hundre ?pounds' worth of medical goods. The Au? strian officers had been quartered there, an they had celebrated their stay by smashin 'not only everything on the privat? ?id? of th house but the whole medical equipment o |the dispensary rooms. The sight of the d? liberate destruction by human malic?- of th i costly mechanism of healing -icience seemed ?d form of murder. I shall never forge ?those thousands of little broken bottles. The sixty thousand Austrian prisoners no\ in Serbia, speakers of six different language; wander about, unguarded in many ca.-es, al most unguarded in others, on perfectly goo< terms with the inhabitants, and expressing II ?most cases the keenest de-ire not to have t i fight again for a causo that \-:, in no sens -theirs The difficulty of clothing them am Bg them was great when I was ther< last winter, and it would now be impoaaibli but for American and British aid. For cloth ,ing and lodging are lacking to the .Serbian i themselves, whether civilian refugees o ?lighting soldiers. At Nish I visited the pris ? oners' largest barracks, and though they wen sleeping on straw they were better lodge? than the Serbian troops next door to them But both they and the Serbians were ir wretched estate, both for loding and clothing land the epidemics now ravaging tho country jare the result. 1 have visited many Serbian hospitals i Some had beds, changes of clothes and goo? ?accommodations, but many more were horri i ble places, with straw only to lie on and nc i blankets or change of clothing; the man's own soiled military uniform for his only cov lerinf. But in every hospital, good or bad Uho Austrians were lying side by side with ? th?.* Serbians. The wards of some of th BC 'Serbian hospitals leave an indelible impres? sion of the u.si'less horror of this war from the point of view of the splendid peasant 'races whom it is maiming a*:d massacring. Ihcic they lie in rows, suffering, diaea ad and maimed, halt and blind, dying and those I who would fain die, speaking half a dozen 'different languages, Serbian and Austrian all equals and friends in common human ni.sery. ?all devoted to their tireless doctors and nurses. And the nurses and doctors tell me i that the Serbians never complain. It is these Serbians and the Austrian prisoners, too, thai ,America is asked, not in vain, to help save. 0. M. THE Via Y AN. New York, M?y 3, 1915. Christian Science and Deafness. To the Editor of The Tribune. St: The objector to Captain Ma'hews's way of describing his experience with Chris? tian Science healers is like many other well ! meaning people who are strong believers in ?free speech, free press, free schools and the right to wor.-hip or not woiship God accord? ing to the dictates of their own consciences ! until you strike their golden culf on the nose. Yob, I paid the aurist his price. I paid th Christian Science teacher her price, and the time ?pent with each made the cost per ?week the same. I did not accept free treat? ment: I told the lady she had to pay rest ?ind live, so I paid for treatment. I asked the aurist: "If after three months' treatment my hearing is not improved, will you think ray case hopeless?" He said, "Yes," It was not improved. I asked what he thought. He said: "It would be worth while to keep up the | treatment." I said: "For whom?" He smiled. I had no idea of "ridiculing" the docor nor the lady. I am past the threescore and ten tea? and have greater charity for hu . than ever before. I am enjoying the care of the Gtod Shepherd, and offer up daily a sacrifice of thanksgiving and praise to Our Father in heaven and can pray, "Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive." Amen. CAPTAIN WILLIAM H. MATHF.WS, M. FI. Brooklyn, May 8, 1013. NOT A SHORT CONSTITUTION But One Making Definite Provisions for Governmental Structure. To the Editor of The Tribune. Sir: I nm quite frequently hearing expres? sions of opinion that the New York consti? tution should be a "short" document, "con? taining only f sent?ais"; that it should "de? fine the fundamentals of government" and ?"leave the law-making power to the Legislat? ure." It seems to me that this public impres? sion?if I may call it such -is fanciful and sentimental. In other words, I think the ' are very numerous and should be adequately taken care of. For instance, it appears to me to be as plain as A, B, ?J that the time is now ripe rur determining accurately the structure of ; late government, defining the appropriate departments in ?he eonatitution and making ?the various heads o? departments constitu jtronal officers. At the present tune there are rrriiry unnecessary departments than there I are necessary department-. The functions of ' these various departments cross and inter . and each year the situation becomes | worse instead of better. Further than that, it has become the estab? lished practice for each .??'ucceeding adminis? tration to reorganize departments, principal? ly for the purpose of securing partisan jobs, the Legi-.lature of 1915 probably being the worst offender in this respect that we have ever had in Albany. At the risk of a much longer constitution, I should like to see our Constitutional Convention go into this sub? til the greatest thoroughness, defining the ten, twenty or thirty departments which it regards as absolutely essential; create these as constitutional departments and pro? vide that all new functions which may arise must be assigned by the Legislature to one of these departments. I do not see how it can be expected that a man of character and experience can be asked to make the sacrifice of accepting a tenure of otiice of six years at a moderate ?alary, when there is added to it the con- j tingency that even that fix-year term may be chopped off by a ripper Legislature at the end of two yeurs. In the same connection I have introduced a proposition for amendment to the Constitu? tion providing among other things for the ^--establishment of the state convention for state offices. I have heard the suggestion nade that, whatever the merits of my propo? sition, this la a question which should be left to the Legislature. I do not agree. It has been the policy in past constitutions to define with some particularity the conduct of elec? tions. For instance, as to registration. I do not think that in defining one or two de-; tails the constitution goes far enough. I think it high time that the voters should be able to familiarize themselves with the fun? damentals of nominations and elections in la of twenty years instead of having to leiirn annually of changes in the election' system. There are als-i a great many other subject* which will occur to any one as to which there Is real need for scientific d?finition and stability, and I think that the .-aft-guarding of these various subjects by adequate provi? sion in the constitution is of more itnpor-i tance than the idea that we should have a "short" constitution, rather than a full con-? s'itution. I should not be speaking on this subject at this time except that I feel some, one should make this alternative suggestion, M that the general pubic nay have it in mind. JOHN GODFREY. BAXE. New York, May 3, 1915. Dummy Musicians in Parks. To the K.iitor of The Tribune. Sir: I was very pleased to see the letter published by you on April _4 calling atten? tion to th? absurdly inefficient manner in which the money devoted to music in our public parks is administered. During the sat I attended as many of these per? formances as possible, and the conclusion was forced upon me that the city money is being shamefully wasted. I detected quite a number of "dummy" mu? sicians, men who ?at with an instrument in their hands which never "spoke" at all. The letter signed I'nel l'avis brings out very clearly the crying need for responsible and expert oversight. If there is. which seem? incredible, ? committee of supervision of park band? it ia pitifully incompetent. _ ,, MARY S. BKF.RE. Brooklyn, April 80, 1916. The Conrvng 7o<wer ?i*-.. hnxl?. 'ih. do you I ?it*??.. 'I ??., ? a g-gj^ H ?CBV? ' ?'?>?*<??. Itv- chai ? ??*??<, ?m And i ',r*>'i?a ?* Ify "? .1 ? ' ' ) ? -?--r Btfir It ' ' "I ' ? '-?11*4 ?. And ? <\ epi^. "T? ? ' ? M tljas? But 0 'it *aW IV? Ar.'' i '*m ? MM A ? I '?? ? ?1 tO flai Tor lie.an we ? ? -., , A- - ? ,., An<1 when I nexl * -?w j^ . Th? ;i VO . were a f : ?' ?M I, whi }? ?"?*-?? I?,, of 1 W? roto ?oak-a, ?we " ? s next woiiM *>?*,. We I - lartvtag ?In, An*! th In a tlte?. Hut, Love It '?'??'?* worth all th? H -vim u4 .ne, ah ' * ?* m ti? For now ? ?r? ov^ 7'..-.c*lle?i| and I? Again vo ?'re : ; m ?bbt ?javal (Two otsf ???/{?? a?fti goat! -i**TB*. Not that it matters [y, but cherished ? n ?endia? us the jape about B r .'.:r.g UM ?revea end Germa; y ? ? a ruki may care to knov that it first appeared? this column on ,. cred ited to Old Bos Bawley. It i a fair ?ntry, but ?re ; i hajj rhepaxMlizil - it I s mi m Lond? ? ! Jaoo* ? . One of the w? -he cri* yumistic trade yog i jest that?Mm? ?vine, times they don'? n yo? own Small Co: ' i m a hypocrite you don't, you are a era ytotty loathes you. The Diary of Our Own Sarnurl Pt-yv o New t?a . to Wul Phelp.s's house, when ? laaft . M?M1 and I did play l Jack Crawford, wl n, too. But this was chief!; mit, for I ?li?l play him tR handily. With F. i I Mr. Wei? to an inn in Milford, where we did hare a fairish brew, called coffee, ever I * I Horn? then, by ?team-train 2? With S. Spaeth i to th? tennis-courts, and I beat Kim, but with much difficulty. In the ? I i Neily Tyler's, when- .. whi> vows I would be ? fine . I but . it; and furthei to ca ";e and blandish me into dancing about; but I an too awkward and too > of of awkwardness to essay the dance, fef I mislike to do that which I do ill; or in? eptly. 3?S. ?Spaeth beat me this mornir.t-;bnt I did well enough. .\nd nil afterr.' . *'? my office, labouring, that I might ?car? early to see B, S ha.-'- "A " and th? Man." which A. Daly ' 'or ?? doing. WIFE of Officer now at Front ?rill b? *Y irla.i to WRITE bright, LETTERS to i ' '???? or Navy.?Box I London Times. Votes for Women 1 Athwart our jitney path at Milford? Conn., last Saturd Dxtk?mm "I took a chance," telling 'ni*-*** "just like Steve i.r?>die." "Vivicnno," writes Morrie, "think-? pro? hibition will save th? ral? of the universe. 'A ?hi **?!*? 'in corpore sa:. THAI WE HAVE Forgotten About This Space -?????-'?x?'''?'**?'*'--?*'^**-*''?*'?-?^ There is nothing so original, so da'inf about the way New Yurk women lire** W.> lm\e yet to we a hat with a horirOB tal feather rmire than 30 inches long. //? if the doleful, mart'd' knelltl Hot I Miss Arabella Cinch, meet Little R^1* the onctMimi.l Yank. We hope you'll become good friends* Fa P. ^