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DO YOU WEAR A TENNIS RACKET WITH YOUR COLLAR?
DONT lot unyhody tell you that there nre m in thii eoui V.r i k__f prrtcr .1 to be n democrat t> IfOttldnl droam of tl ? ? r.ny lUCh icvo it. V\ '. h.>r.est-to-goo,r ? People. Like I certain l -^ -jjner thal lel thorn apart from hoi poUoi. Y_?o may nOi hope or even wilh to bl i them, haA i J_n | ** ? ?? h?t? ? sneaking fon.!- them. ftaatothi ?** i?f .wctkmai *__-_'? h_M o- 1 r ;: ptriodkel?out ? -last?ar.d let u ftudy them together. Con-i' .'?". for example. thia nutomobil. wherein ? gildod youth leani ul Mrinf wheel of his v. in front of ? crutiniu that young man nnd then . imagine him eaming his Of llo inherited his mo.u y. aml ? ugh some prominent oi ,vn as thi i to an nrdaom in and out of douhle ppr ? advorti.'-ement ?hem the easy jourr nr 4>f tho ;rivc if it iri, hnppy i Not ;n tno ' ? ? acos quiet country Lyway. thc very ? ? .. tually inywhire. ? rmn ' ? r four I and ? r-hort - all. They are all fair, Mvei It j*. '? ? ment that mon, aml itton. form-' .mpus Kut Norfolk could he worn only Men. promptly ? .ry of tho c(>?npany, or, if worst : purchasing agent. you mn\ 'in in 'See on Wl g ng nt of w upon tl wondering wl ton, pateh p ft roll eb' ret of his ? of any rrragp." r 4'ard will hring ? ruth: that thi one thing thi iyi war with a The ordinary necktie re, but i tennis rackefl the ithout. In ? t of p'.'r ? rf Why | "Whr- ' nd a half ounces." ?iquirc a flfteen and a quarter collar." ? nt that the Better Port usu? ally w. ar 4jrith a cllar Is a smoking jacket are pleasanter than to come ln I hard day's work at tho directors' meet M_d smoking jackct, n into a nice, cli bieh, ? lifel loth ? ' ?ling, No man may aspire to a union suit who does not employ at Icast one Japanese valet. ? >.4, to think of the Man Who Knows on re of his thirtieth lurthday saying to ?lf: , I've woni every collar on the market .n41 my fling. Time to step out, I guess. fOUngCT chap a chance." Then, with n itifled sigh, hi unbuttons the old Bunkhunt for the last time. and M dis n from tho advertising section forever lt is in tho underwear section that the plain man \ his most dishoartoning rebufT. 's obrioufl enough that no mai. may nspire to a union rai. who does not employ at least alet, to say nothing of an under I utler to brinir ii the morning's soft boiled epp; on a silver tray. Probnbl] righl now some ir-old future ('ra-.su; is dreaming of tho when ho will own a houseful of Mrranti >uit. Your truo adr.ristocrat certainly fails for the union suit. He loves to put it on nnd then have Tol.a help him on and ofT with hil bathrobe. He loves to woar it in the library*. whither the ren, toltefully clad in thcirs, toddle to beg ?. to 1.ounce them on hil knee, while ? t, slipping into hers, beams approval. ther enjoyi taking it off nnd holding it ? the light, to show you how porous it is And, dearest of all. the midnight hour, V4.her ??> the qniet living room, there to musc before fb.> blazing logs. .-hi- in : imoking the doar old jimmy pipi ind wearing tho fi' ar old sanitary. floeci lined, one-piece nnder-gabai one commodity whose use in the tiling section is not strictly confmed to Ihe M.n Who Count. That oomirrodity is to : derotOM nre of two distinct types. Kirst, there ls the sturdy man of the people, who .'rio'r.s a pipo. He is gotting along in denied wealth or formal "schoolin'," he would term it, in his Dl he has a pretty wit. none the . ..?- to gather a congeninl little party arour.d him and explain to them, in homely, pithy phrasos, just why he considers r*i Delight thi; best smoking tobacco on the market. A bit garrulous, mnyha; ?.hat ovcr-.-iv.-n to slang, but, by and large, a sterling fellow. I.et us turn, 1 ;. ?-.' y of eontrast. to the usors r nioro we are among the I Men. They are all here?yachts adrnirals, l.ings ? !! .Iresser i I An jack of them, their tait nipoiled by ? ? own i igarettx-s:. They 'hem in embassies, in palaces, in hotel ? tl baiMpieto, aboard yachts and tlagships, in fair weather or foul, .in sickness and in health, in dead ealm or hurrir'-me. I1" mocraey can show no fairer Fight than thnt of Moulders of Destlny spilling tobacco to? gether in the foyer of the Metropclitan Opera House. It was polnted out at the bf>ginnlng of this monograph that freedom from tho ehaekle of convention is one of the marks of the Real Thing. 1 rorn this test the ndaristocrnts emergl ti iumphant. Their manners and their ?peech ar.- their own. Probably th.ir chiof characteristic is a ccr i;ijr, ? . ? ment of their own poss< like to show you their jcwelry, their Unless You Do, You Can't Hope To He One of "The People Who Really Matter99?Turn to the Advertising Section of Your Pavorite Peri odical and See if It Isn9tSo?Also, if You Would Be a "Leader of Men99 You Must Roll Your Own Cigarettes and Wear Kampus Kut Lounge Suits. B> DEEMS TAYLOR. i-iothing, thi>.r houscs. and tell you how nnub _or, rather, how aarprisingly little then things cost. They are given to turning articl.' upaidl down, ?r insidl OOt, in order to prove to you that these nrticles are tbe gi nuine trade marked itO-f, nn.i I heap iniitati.'ii. When nn adaristoi at dines '"it, be :) r nothing <>f loirlng t'; boot playfallj pooi water on tbe dining room table. thereby demonstratb.g the remarkable non-blistering rs of tire VS nl b nr.'l tbe guest's legS; and he is prepared rbeerfully t" rrawl under the Davenport, to see for hfaneelf the manu fncturer's name brnnded on thc framewo, k. All their little ways show dollghtfal freedom from constralnt. No *mly sdaristocratie girl Hl -Mary. my dear, these nre eertainly thi ! Wt BisCttitl whieh you ever baked! However did you ever lOCCeed in making them so de lightfnlly Light end Toothioinet She 0 John, I Knew you would like them! I baked them all myieli by the nai of JOBCO. the famous Self-Stirring Blscoit Batter, manu faetured by the Jones Haking Co., Inc, _.7''1 1'ostelthwaito Boulevard, Waukesha. Mich. Their ChOd Aged Two?O yc, l-'avver! Muvver Myi that JOBCO is th*> best Self Stirring Biscuit Batter on the market because been proven by chemical analysis that JOBCO contains 4 791-949 per cent less free than any other of the cheap and inferior On the very brink of the Gra thinki twice of ihoarina joa what emasing . ean bc put into a pair of ,'O-cent lisle gs. Indeed, the younger adarlstocratic Ml while away many a long winter evening romparing hosiery. Indoor aocker. they call it. Nor do they mind debating tho underwear ques? tion. ln fact, you muRt be careful. when going out of an evening, to wear the right make and weight (ft union fiuit; otherwise, all thc other puest* at the ball are likely to stop dancin** and ga'her around to rrtako grmc of you, play fully wanting to know why you prefer to swel ter in those awful thlngs, Instead of wearing thin ones, like thelre. In speech, these Best People are a trifle nvr r-fnrmal. One almost wishes thnt they might unbend a bit now and thrn. Their ron versation, though fiuent, is comewhat limited ln choiee of subjects. Their children, however. are astoundingly precocious. A typbal fnmily rhnt runs nbout as follows : id Canyon, eating luncheon. ?nbltitntel with whieh the market is A In disposition these folk are impeccable. It' a clnch you can't pack a grou.-h and beloug to the advertising set Any little thing pleases them. They go Into spasms of joy over their morning rereal; they elap their hands with glee over a patetlt clothes wringer; tho arrival of ? ttOOh cake of laundry Fnap brightens th.ir whole day. They smile as they munch their lKvornu chewing gum, as they try out their latest safety razor, aa they operate their ridiculously low-priced vacuum rleaw. A simpl-'-hearted, cheery lot, with their hearts on their sleeves, always hursting with glad surprise, always being littlo sunshines. 1'xcept, of course, when they have been stung by accepting some Cheap and Inferioi- Substi tute. Then the iky darkena But they Mon rally, nnd Demand thi Genuine; and lo! once more the sun eotnei forth nnd thc little bird"! into song. After all's said and done, a tennis racket's the thing no gentle man would be seen without. THE LAST FLIGHT Centaamad from pagn fhta. :".-. k iteeiad famously. For a time they awam against the damp gray stream of cloud, their eyes fixed tensely on the compa.-s an.l leromi terj for here these two delicate in* itromenti were tlieir only help. They would have lost their way if they had looked out into the cloud mist Then StefTeck choked the motor. At the same moment they heard the smothered re porti of guns. Glidlng carefully, Steffeck sank deeper. Now the under surface of the cloud bank was reached. Btowly the earth emerged from the gray and took form. Right undi r the shelter offering cloud rim Steffeck jjuided the ma . -ao that Wegehaupt had time to make I urther obeervstioni, The whole widespread battlefield lay be neath them. with ita woods and hills, its vil lagei and roads, cut through by | glistening river to the far spaees of the horizon. On the i rown hills the other side of tho river the sun rays lay golden. Suddenly Wegehaupt detected the march of ths enemy. DarLi-h, s.-arcely di.-tinguishable lines moved on the roadways. pushing slowly trward the northwest. There?-there?and there. On all the roads he saw the enemy'* columns. II.- gazed through the glass. Dirootly under them he noticed an ant-like stirring of agitat id men. By the short trousers and Noo jackets be judged them to be Zouaves. They had leen the machine. An entire eompany ap peared to bc shooting upward. But their shots did not reach. A wild satisfaction rioted in his blood. He felt the thousands of eyes which now rested sngrily upon him. The lust of destruction, of slaughter, came over him. He reached for a bomb, Intending to send ft through the dis iharge tube down on the human swarm below. Just then his eyes caught the distant rail load blidge spanning tho river. Like a llash the thought camo to him: "Save your bombs for it!" He reached for tbe SfTOWl instead rr.d scattered a handful of those pointed ste.-l rods, much as Jupiter hurls his thundcrbolts. On the earth her.eath. Then hc turned his tield glass downwerd. A bit!" be exclaimed. Down there the ZoaaVM were :cattering wildly. TWO, three, bodies iay fiat on the ground. The machine Ircjran to jerk. Before and behind it appeared the familiar whitx- shrapnel cloud.-. On all sides thi> shells exploded. It was with diffl culty that thc ear caught something of the re jrorts of ihe guns ? it was only a hollow mur mur like that of the distant sighing of a forest. Wegehaupt was calm again. ( old-bloodedly he uketched in on his map tho probablo strength of the enemy on the various roads. From time to time he gave Steffeck the diree? tion. When he finished his ohservation. they vanished Into the shelter of the clouds, to ap? pear again in another place and continue their work of espionage. NOW Weaehaupt was ready. He fidgeted in his narrow aeat Uke th" tehoolboy oa ? beneh who has flnished his lesson. Hi-* eye sought again thc distant bridge. There it was. "The railroad bridge!" he eiied to Steffeck. The latter nodded and corrected his dire. t:on. Then he drove the machine in a mad curve into Ihe clouds. For fully ten minutes they flew with strained nerves. Soon they mrnt reach the bridge. Wegehaupt looked '.restioningly at .!-.>< k. The latter fdov. ?? i rought the machine down in a spiral. There ? > Um right, about thm kilometrc.. stood the oridge. SoOB they bovered direotly over it. "N'o'v keep cool!" thought Wejr'haupt. If he could or.'y destroy this connection. - > important for the enemy. The sentir.els patrolling the bridge had seer* them and givrn the alarm. Almost at once iwo aornp'ir l ted with machine gjnv go. into action and rose from a neighboring nrteadoW. There was no ti:rr. to lose. Wegohaup*. graiped a bomb. Now he stood < ver the middle span of the hridge. He let the bomb fall. Both foOewad :f WHft their eye* for what seemed a mail eternity. Then a* last a his-i: " :'>.v.\ng iron had plungcl i tn ireb r. ked under. The hridg. stood nnhan He bit hil lipi ?'?? 4.' appointment. The bomb. driven out ef ':'< eourn by the wind, had faller. mto the riv-r thirty feet from the structui-e I-rom below thi Krench fired steadily. The machine, ifauting in the wind, lay only about .".00 feet alove the earth. A ccple of bullets penetrated the [ ?'N'o use. We must get back." Steffe4 k .-houted about the ttlinor of the motor. The hostile aeroplanes w."-e getting danger OUlly near. Yet a mad ohstinacy posse-^ee Wegehaupt. Again the double-decker described a circle V,'rgehaupt reached for the seeond bomb. He droppid it somewhat further to the right in l rder to r.eutralize the interference of the v. ind. The apparatM reare.l and recovered. In the bridge I deft appeared through whieh the water n ..' i I ?? scei:. Two arehes were com pletely .!"? tn yed. "A hit"' .xc.aime.l Wegehaupt jubilantly. One of the enemy's maehinoi had disap Tl'.e neond had risen above them and begun to tire. Steffeck lecognlwd the danger ar.d uruvo his own aeroplane higher. Now they came again into the clouds. He turned the head around ar.d iteered a northeast course. Bomewardl The wind, whieh should have been with them now. had turned against them. Tho machine seemed to be struggling airainst hundreds of hands. whieh gripped it fait and parah'7P.I its motion. The cloud? iwept by them and the machine seemed to be -tanding a!mo-t <.:i Wegohaupt'r head be can to ache. "Forward-! Gott im Hin.mel, forwards!" ISka ? steersnian in a small boat he began to strain forward with his body. But he soor^ itopped to li_at_ . to the motor. It elattered a little an.l thr'w out sparks. Slowly the spee.l register sank. Perhaps the machine was hang mg back. Care' "ly Steffeck iteered upward Cod be praiso.I! The motor recovered itself. They breathed again. Steffeck coolly attenrptcd. now going higher. now sinking lower, to tind the most favorable flying zone. Now he .rent deeper. But they had come within the range of the (.erman bat teriee. Under them earth fountair.i played. ?pitting ^hrapnel into the air. Up again. It seemed to them that they ought now to be ahout twenty-five kilometres from their start ing place. Then it eame?the ineomprehensible. It a'1 happened in less than a minute. To the east. hardly 2,000 metres before therr. and N0 netrei higher. they saw _. hostile bi plane beeting rapidly down on them. "I_ook out. Steffeck!" crie.l Wegehaupt, Already through the din of the motor he heard the eraekling of merhini gun fire. Shots hailed about them. He ducked deep in*o ihe earroMeie to cover himself?and to get his carbine. Then he Mt the machine tilting. Wegehaupt tried lo straighten himself out tried to reach toward the steering gear. But there- there was another steer^man. Motion |_H ?? behind the dead Steffe .-_k sat a strange passenger. He turned his head around, tried to call: "Steffeck." But the latter hung with his body over the steering apparatus. From under his helmet trickled a thick Btreftk of blood. Oh, yes! He knew the other now?the m?n ?,ut of his dreams. Over the whita. frontal bone and the empty eyes he wore a mask. But about thc naked jaw was that sinister expren :' mockery. And now the two long hands ton the steering apparatus out. The ma.'hine plunged iti la..t plunge into thc depths. DURING THE PREPAREDNESS PARADE. _i_I_-_-_-_-_l_a_-i_l_i