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2feu> jtork Sribune First to Last?the Truth: Newa?Editorials ?Advertisernents Meraber o( tl\t? Audlt Burr-au of Clrculatlons SATURDAY, MAY 10, 1919. Owred and publlshed daily hj New York Tribune lni\, H New York Corporation. Ogdcn lield. President: G. \ ernor Roger". Vtce-President; Helen Rocers licid. Seere :iT\. F. A. Siiu-r. Treaaurer. Address. Tribune Building, :m Nasaau Street, New York. Telephone, Beekman :000. xi'RSCRirTION RATES?Bj Mail. Ineludlni Postsgc: IN THK UNITED STATES AND CANAD.V One Six Three One Year. Months. Months. Motuh. t?al!y and Sunday... $10 Oft $5.00 JS.SO $1.00 Daily only . S.O0 4 on 2.00 .75 : iv onty . : .00 1.50 .". .30 Sunday only. Canada... 3.00 2.50 1.25 .50 FOREIGN RATES Daliy and Sunday.$24.00 $IiM $* oo $2.25 Dai'.v only . 1-5.00 9.00 4.50 1.50 Sunday only . J.OO 4.00 2 00 .75 Entered at the Postoftlce at New York as Second Class Mail Matter UUARANTEE Vou can purchase merchandlse adverllsec) In THE TRIBUNE with absolute salety?(or II dlssatlsfactlon re sults In any case THE TRIBUNE guarantees to pay your money baek upon request. No red tape. No qulbbllng. We maks good promptly II the advertlser does not. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS rha Associated Press Is excluslrely entitled to tho us* for republlcatlon of al! newa dftpatches credlted to It or not' cthcrotsc errdited In this paper and also the local news of spontaneous origln publlshed hereln. All rlghts or rerubllcatlon of all other matter hcretn are also rescrTed. An Acid Test Consider the relations between the so called covenant in the Treaty of Ver? sailles and the special engagement for the protection of France. The managing directors of the league are the same countries which are asked to participate in the specific engagement. Great Britain, France and the United States: these are the leaders?one might almost say the masters?of the Paris Conference. The three nations, with Italy and Japan, and a cloud of other nations as proxy givers, are the owners of the majority stock in a corporation of power. With the three is preponderance of wealth, of machinery and effective man power. Their will is law. This corporation of power, in control of the world, would continue, it is said, the substance of the coalition in the in? terest of peace, of self-defence, of jus? tice. With the inner coterie of the three or the five in command, the forces of the general league are to be hurled against any nation seized by war madness. Here is the essenc7 of the league project. Tiie most probable occasion calling for a functioning of the general league will arise with respect to France. This is everywhere conceded. Great Britain is protected by her fleet; the United States by the broad oceans and a demonstrated ability to recruit and equip vast armies; Japan by her Oriental isolation, and Italy by the fact that the road to her iies through France. France is on the firing line. Her borders are the frontier. Until the trans-Rhine region becomes normal and trustworthy France is sen tinel. The general league obviously may not be regarded as having a will for peace if unwilling to aid France in the event of another attack by Germany. It is to be deduced from these consid erations, is a necessary consequer.ee of a aurvey of political, geographic and ethnical faets, that no one can be accepted as favorable to the idea of a league to enforce peace who is opposed to special pledges to France. N'o advo catc of the league may be deemed sincere who is hostile to promising assistance against an attack where there is the greatest reason to fear it. A besieged army looks to its lowest walls. The weak link in a chain is strengthened if the chain is to hold. Achilles should have worn armor on his heel. The heart of the league is. in the pro? posed engagement for the benefit of France, Reject it, and the league is dead. A pulmotor is needed to oxygen izc inactive lungs. If France is not to be protected, what other country may txpect protection? Irnagine an engineer pretending to want his whoels to revolve j forbidding an attachment of a connect- \ ing belt. A chauffeur who will not throw rn a clutch does not seek to travel, no matter what he may say. To give lip ;>ervice to the league while reftising to apply it in the clearest case is to imi Ute the mother who eonsented that her daughter should go. out to swim, hut forbade her going near water. Attitude toward the engagement thus furnishea an acid test of the true attitude toward the league idea. It exposes the hypocrisy of men who consciously pro moto a fraud. See the pretenders seuttle! The newspaper PecksnifTs who have been piously chanting psalms in prftto of the covenant now have little to say. They discern great difficultics in the way of getting the engagement raii fied. They don't want any arrangement with teeth to it. So they confes.s that all aiong they have been aware that ccreefy a flicker of vitality is in the covenant plan; imply that it was pre? pared in the hope of fooling the public. Respect may be felt for a flat opponcnt of entry into entanglements of any kind. America, on the whole, haa served the world and herself well by aloofncHH. It i? by no means certain we should depart frOffl the national tradition. But con tempt go*-, out to the peace leaguer who hlie hi? mouth with aahctimonious phrases and then runs away when asked to sign something derinite. If France may not be insured by the league managers, then no country will be insured by the league. The world would have before it an instance of a president of a corporation borrowing money in the name of the corporation, but refusing to indorse the note himself. Obsequies Without Mourners The ambitious scheme of Mr. Peek, of the Industrial Board, to be a benevolent price autocrat has come to an early smash. It has been kicked downstairs by the combined boots o? Secretaries Glass and Redfield, with Mr. Hines, of the railroad administration, handling a pitchfork. Mr. Peek meant weil?no man ever meant better. He thought, with a statis tician at his side, that he could "stabil ize" with justice to all, and that at his soft command the tempests of competi tion would be still. Alas! it was not to be. In time of crisis it is possible tem porarily to bridle differences of opinion with respect to values, but when the pressure is off the wild horses of eco? nomic law snort and deport themselves according to their habit. There is to be an open market for steel. Mr. Hines is to buy rails where he can get them cheapest. Perhaps the sellers will ask more' than he thinks ought to be paid. 'The steel men predict a rise, but if the figures given by Mr. Hines of 'steel profits are correct it will not last long. Not because the steel men are not greedy, but because some are so greedy as to grab for business. | The open market is best, not because. producers are unselfish, but because they are selfish. Let us hope little more will be heard of price stabilization. Trade freedom pays steadier dividends to the public. If ; the prices fixed are high, production is so stimulated (witness a 900,000,000- \ bushel winter wheat crop) as to create ; ah unwieldy surplus. If too low, there | is dearth of goods needed. The stabil- i izer is never able to hit the true level. It has been a time when men have not j so much dreamed dreams as dreamed false ones. Government for, of and by j professors is not as good as the old kind. The obsequies of price fixing are being ; held, and few eyes are wet. Adjust ments must be made as always they are I made?not by freezing business, but by j leaving it fluid; Supply and demand ' may not be heavenly twins, but they are ! a team that pull the wagon. Germany's Military Shackle* "The military power of Germany ia ! broken," said Hindenburg in applying i for leave to retire from his command. I That was before the peace terms were i made public. The terms submitted at I Versailles break organized German mili- ! tary power ir. a manner which Hinden- ! burg must have failed to visualize, even I when he thought that he was prepared for the worst. What remains of the completest and most efficient military machine in Europe? The German army is to be limited in strength to 96,000 men and 4,000 officers?about the strength of the army of the United States in J915. The general staff is abolished. Conscription is done away with. In order to prevent a repetition of Hardenberg's shrewd rotation tactics after 1806, enlisted men must serve for twelve consecutive years and officers must agree to serve for twenty-rive years. Germany is to revert to the type of standing army in vogue before the reign of Frederick the Great. A modern army is impotent without artillery and munitions. Krupp's was the foundation stone of German mili tarism. But Krupp's is apparently to be dismantled. Only a few munitions plants are to remain open, and the exact amount of armament and muni? tions to be retained or manufactured by Germany is prescribed in tables at tached to the treaty, but not yet. pub? lished. No German arms or munitions establishment may sell to foreign gov ernments. it was trade of this sort which enabled Krupp's to maintain its output in peace time and to build up a plant readily expanded to meet Ger? many's needs in a world war. Germany may neither export nor import war ma? terials, and is forbidden to manufacture poison gases or submarines, or to use airplanes or seaplanes for military pur poses. The naval terms are equally onerous. Germany ceases to rank among thc major naval powers. She will retain j six small battleships (none exceeding 10,000 tons), six light cruisers, twelve ? destroyers and twelve torpedo boats, with ! a personnel of 15,000 men. No member of the commercial marine is'permitted j io have any naval training. No battle ship can be replaced within twenty years, no destroyer within fifteen years, ; except such as are lost at sea. The German fleet, in fact, becomes ' negligible. Yet this is not a blow to j German military power at all compara- j ble to the restriction put upon the land ! establishment Germany no longer has I any colonies and for years to come will | I avc n limited merchant marine. She ! needs no navy. Thc great Tirpitz fleet l was a costly illusion. It could not help ' Germany to win the war. It made the | loti.s of the war incvitable when its iflegal U-boat warfare converted the United States from a neutral into a belligerent. The German fleet became uhcIcsr to Germany long before it went to Scarpa Flow. No military nation ever before was so ciaborately put into chains as Ger? many now has been. Yet Germany's population still numbers over 60,000,000 and still la warlike. How long will the chalnfi hold? France seems to fear that they will not bind indefinitely. She haa demanded the demolition of all fortified works within a zone fifty kilometres wide on the east bank of the Rhine. It. is an added precaution. But such a pre j caution suggests skepticism. Prussia recovered in a few years after the dis memberment of 1806. Her continued military impotency will depend now on the moral energy with which the Allied nations enforceithe peace terms. Ger j many may accept the peace, but she j will not forgive it. She will await the appearance of other Hardenbergs and other Bliichers., Keeping her in bonds will require uftrelenting purpose and sleepless vigilance. The Plea of Fiume Before dismissing Fiume it is weil to remark that the fortnight's discus sion has been sadly ilhistrative. First, there was a general lack of knowledge. Until recently probably a majority of our people were not sure whether Fiume was the name of a wine or a city. Second, a seemingly partisan desire cx isted to prevent the dissemination of con-ect information. Third, let it be confessed with humility, Americans are prone to pick out some general principle that seems to be pertinent, and then to apply it as if no other principle existed. With respect to Fiume tbe maxini selected was that it is not just to deny a hinterland access to the sea. Our citizens of Italian extraction were quali fied to give judgment as to this, but lacked facilities for reaching public opin? ion and were largely reduced to speech less indignation by the outrageous way the Fiume case was presented. Fiume has been described as an in tegral part of Jugo-Slav territory. It is not and never has been. It has been a Hungarian appanage, but with its area of seven square miles recognized j by Hungary as a corpas scparaium. It has had local autonomy and its own deputies in thc Hungarian Parlia- j ment. Hungary was composed of three j states-?Hungary, Croatia and Fiume. The proposal to put it under the | Jugo-Slav flag was thus annexationist? j an annexation not justified by the right ! of access to the sea, for on the Croatian | coast, particularly between Buccari and \ Carlogako, are excellent harbors, while : Hungary, without Fiume, will be coast- '? less. Let it be repeated that to put the ' Jugo-Slavs in possession would be uh mitigated annexation. Under the hinterland argument Hun- j gary rather than Jugo-Slavia should have Fiume. Hungarian money built the port and the connecting railroads, and the principal commerce has been to and from Hungary, only 7 per cent be- ; ing with Croatia. The Jugo-Slavs, if ' allowed, would be more likely to close ! the gateway against Hungary than Italy I is to close it against either Hungary or I Croatia. The settlement advocated by I the President was a departure in two j respects from the principles of the four- : teen points. Politically and commercially related to Hungary, Fiume is ethnically and culturally Italian. All the mayors, all | the deputies, the members of thc mu- j nicipal council, of the chamber of com merce and the judges of the courts ' have long been Italians. The present government is Italian, and on October j 30, before the signing of the armistice, ' this government declared its separation from Hungary and its adhesion to Italy. This action followed no bayonet election, but was free and spontaneous. Another misrepresentation has been the implication that the Italians would be toll takers from the hinterland. Fiume under Hungarian rule has had, as indicated above. a special status. Her port has been free. Her people, of course, have no desire to change a con dition on which their prosperity is based. Her population has formally declared a willingness to have the port continued free, with the peoples and thc goods of the interior admitted without paying duties or meeting obstacles of any kind. As between Jugo-Slavia and Italy thc latter's selection was rcquired not only by ethnical rights, but by access to the sea. Coming From Behind There. is dramatic truth in thc fact that* our navy biplancs are only just arriving upon the transatlantic scene, I weeks and months behind their rivals. If our men do succeed in crossing first it will be the clearest and most famous victory against terrific handicap that ' America ever has won. True, the first heavier than air nia- | chine was designed and built by Lang ley, on the Potomac. True, the Ameri- ' can Wrights were the first to fly. Wit ness their monument in France. But our j nation, as so often in things military, i refused to assist its inventive gehiuses, and thc developmcnt of the idea that America created passed to other lands. !t was part of our strange refusal to prepare in any fashion that prevented any real progress by our army and navy fliers in the first years of the war. While France and England and Germany were I embarking on the most thrilling ad- \ venture of the war, the final conquest of the air, our country stood idle. When we finally entered the war we could j only follow the path of others. Peace came before our long delayed quantity production could make itself felt. This was the colossal handicap which j the army and the navy have faced, which ! Commander Towers and his fellow avia- j tors to-day are at last close to overcom- | ing in the most conspicuous and daring ! of .all air tests. The showing made in j the trip to Halifax was excellent. It is a tense and exciting race. Tho good wishes of every American are with our modest and courageous crews. They are worthy successors of our pioneers of the air, and in their name may vic? tory be ours! The Contiing Tower OUR ALLIES' FOLKSONGS II Lullaby [l-'rum the Equadorian of Rinaldo .\/<jirnu*i Weep no longer, little child, Hush. Lie softly here On your mother's arm. Hush, little child. 'Rinaldo Moreno, Ecuador's foremost poet (1829-1898), waa born at Vermicelli, a ham let hard by Quinto, in 1S29. His parents were poor peasants, but young Moreno worked his way through the University of Ecuador, where his lyric ability won him the distinction of being class poet. The "Lullaby" is perhaps his best known poem, its poignant simplicity and sheer arresting ness giving it a stark distinction. "So far as the Postoffice is concerncd, people have just about given up hope. It begins to look as if things will never be any better while Mr. remains at the head of the department. All is muddle and humbug and dishonesty and waste and : extravagance. And so in the Postoffice no- ! body takes Mr. - seriously. Hc is | regarded as a joke, and a joke in rather ; bad taste. If you have any complaint to ; make in any postal matter-don't. You won't get any redress, or if you do get it it will cost you so much trouble and an- \ noyance that it won't be worth getting." Thus the Sydney, Australia, Triad, com menting on Mr. Webster of the P. O. D. It is a s. s. thought that our own depart? ment is so much better administered. It May Be a Shell Shocked Ear, Ours Sir: I have sworn that no con game of your Conning Tower shall make me contribute to any column but my own. So this is not a contrib, but only a request that you contribute still fur? ther to tho enlightenment of your own teaders. : Having told them that your shell-pink ear flndg only one iambic foot in the syllables which my rlull organ reads "By the n-lev" i not "By the elev") ; and also having stuck to it that you find only one fc'ot in "In Chrisendom" ; will you now kindly explain by what shell game the said shcll pink ear makes five feet out o? the four syllables : of that other pentameter line of your.-. '"rhc ! Crowns of Kings" ? Jon.\ Cobbin. If our geodetic survey got. five feet out of "THte Crowns of Kings," ours is a punkcr ear than pink. But the impression we got was that it was an irregular line, such as (we open the office Shakespeare) "and pas- i sion in the gods," "For Hecuba," or "0 ; vengeance!" (Hamlet, Act II, Sc. 2.) Kut Mr. Corbin's ear is at fault when he says "a contrib," meaning a contribution. : A contrib is one who contributes. Welcomc. ' 0 new contrib! CONFESSION In the days when peace was real, The lure of the West Carried me to the hills of Wyoming, To the land of sun, and dreams?and WORK. The pinto ponies grazed at ease Over miles of rough, unfenced hills and valleys; And a thousand head of dull, painted cattle Waited for my coming. Before (he sun peeped over the dividc I now called home, A hoarse old termagant Would "Jerry" me to life, And in a dream l'd ris? to greet the sun. Cows are lovely on a canvas; And grazing horses lift mv soul to gracc But, oh? A dozen oows to milk, A dozen steeds to corral for the day's work, A hundred chicks to feed, A barn to clean All for a morning mess of pottage. And all the while the great outdoors Hummed carelessly about me. The singing bce provoked me with hia roadside joy? How could 1 stop to speak to him With a forty acre licid of hay to mow? (Does that answer you, Walt Whitman?) Or watch the coyote slink behind a wooded hill At my coming. All joy, all beauty snatched in fragments Painful because incomplete. And then the long, long aftcrnoon. Tho consciousness of living in a paradisc of beauty, Where joy turns to bitterness As it flces. The night drawr, on ? And bitter herbagc is the evening meal. My little cot, In God's wild desert tomb, Beeomes a dreamless pallet of death. That split.s the even spells of joy and pain. One day The heavy morning air Trembled at the sound of steam. A travelling sawyer with his tooting engine i And its low. fat smokestack Wabbled up the road. Each cough and puff brought back the | buried past. Where? What? Ye god?,! The FERRY-BOATS! I saw those sweating fioats, .j Crowded with winged, happy soul?, Undulating on a blue, liquid sky, ? My bond:-- fe!l from me. I was free, Free as the sawyer and his roving engine. j i Back to the sea, To the docks and the swish of the ferry- 1 boat's backwash, To the rising spires of masts, To the rattle of hnmmcrs and the -houts of dockers, To a prison?to the arms of my own home "nvn- JERRY. An athaletic insurance man is Charlcs E. Chipley, of Sault Stc. Marie, Mich., who, take it. from his letterhead, deals in Rcalit.y and Fire Casulty Insurance. Not that we should blame that patriot if he grenaded The Tribunc'a proofreader who allowed him to stand a3 Arthur Somers Boche. There enn be no doubt that the waging of war was a luxury to Germany. Why not make her add the 10% tax to the indemnity? F. T A. Allies May Yet Lose War By Leo Pasvolsky Editor of thc "Russktiye Slovo" (a Russian newspaper of New York) who has spent several months at the Peace Conference GERMANY has lost much, but one thing she has not lost. She still has that same spirit of economic aggression which had characterized all her interna? tional efforts during a decade and a half preceding the war. During that short period of time, by placing everything at the disposal of economic aggression, making politics, scienco and even national spirit subservient to economic aggression, Ger? many had forged ahead at a marvellous speed and with remarkable force. She still has the same spirit to-day. The change in Germany's government cer tainly does not atTect this most important factor in her life. If anything, it strength ens it. The same men who were responsi ble for these policies under the imperial regime still remain in places where they can win even greater power in this respect. Germany still exists as a factor of economic aggression, perhaps rendered even more dangerous in-this respect by the necessity of the burden which the war has imposed upon her. Cut off from the sea by the loss of her commercial navy, disappointed in herdreams of expansion toward the East through Con stantinople and Asia Minor, Germany must of necessity turn her attention to the only remaining possibility of her economic strength?to Russia. If Germany acquires Russia economically her own economic future is secured. She will know how to organize, to exploit, the vast treasures of natural resources, and the source of unlimited man power which is known historically as Russia. In order to do this it is necessary for her either to keep Russia broken up into small parts or else to push her back to a reactionary and monarchistic state order. Either of these arrangements would render Russia so wcak that she would necessarily have to depend upon Germany and would be an open field for German penetration. Enter the Slavs Every act of the Allied countries which brings the situation in Russia' nearcr to either one of these possibilities is, indeed, a holiday for Germany. Every indecision. every delay, every Allied blunder with re? spect to Russia, is a boon for Germany, for it brings Germany nearer to the goal which she has sought in Russia so insistently and which she is still seeking to-day. The Russian problem is not a problem of Bolshevism alone. Bolshevism is merely a manifestation of one of the phases of what is taking place in Russia?a manifestation, unfortunately, so spectacular that it over shadows and overcrowds everything else. The question of military assistance to those who are fighting against the Bolsheviki is, after all, a matter of great importance to? day, but of small importance in the whole scheme of the Russian situation. The statesmen of tho Allied world seem to for get entirely when they are creating a num? ber of new Slav states that they are pre paring a way for the direct entry into the field of Central and Western Europe of the fourth element?the Slavs. The Anglo Saxons, the Latins and the Teutons so far really decided the fate of the world. A powerful fourth element is being created, more powerful and more important than Russia ever was. Rcgenerated Russia?and The Yanks on the Marne [An anonymotia song of the A. E. F., quoted in an article by George Pattullo in "The Saturday Evening Post."] OH, THE English and thc Irish, and tho 'owlin' Scotties, too, The CanuQks and Austrilee-uns, and the 'airy French poilu; Thc only Uiings that bothered us, a year j before we know, Was 'ow in 'rll the Yanks'd look, an' wot i in 'ell they'd do. They 'adn't 'ad no trynin'; they didn't know thc gime; They 'adn't never marched it much; their I shootin' was the sime; An' tlie only thing that bothered us that day in lawst July Was 'ow in 'ell the line'd 'olti if they should r o n aw'y. The leggy. no^y new 'uns, just come acrosst i the sea! Wc couldn't. 'e'.p but wonder 'ow in 'ell I their guts'd be; An' the only thing that bothered us in all ? our staggerin' ranks Was wot in 'ell would 'appen w'en the 'Uns 'ad 'it tlie Yanks. My word, it 'appencd sudden w'en the drive ! 'ad first begun; Wc secn the Yanks a-runnin'?Gaw Blimy, how they run! But the only thing that bothered us that j seen thc chase begin Was 'ow in 'ell lo stop 'em 'fore. they got j into Berlin. They didn't. 'ave no tactics but the bloody manual; They 'adn't learned no orders but "Ooray" ahd "Give 'em 'ell!" | But tho only thing that bothered us about them leggy lads Was 'ow in 'ell to get the chow to feed I their Kamerads. Oh, tho English aiuT thc Irish, and the 'owlin' Scotties, too, The Canucks and Austrilcc-uns. and the 'airy French poilu; The only thing that bothered us don't i bother us no more. It's only v.-'y in 'ell we didn't. know thc Yanks before. Certainly Is Humiliating (.From The Grand Rapids Free Press.) We suppose there is nothing more annoy ing to the man who haa just shown that the league of nations is all wrong than to have thc man who sweeps the hotel lobby tell him to move, please. Whether (From Tlu BaHimore /ItiwriconJ Thc main question now i? whether or not the fine Italian hand is going to sign that treaty. ] her regeneration must come, in some form : or other, sooner or later?reconstructed Poland, Czecho-Slovaks and the South Slav federation are now becoming and are bound j to become a most important political ele I mcnt in international life. And is it not clear that the direction in which this new element will tend will be determined al? most entirely by the direction in which Russia will turn? A disorganized Russia, dismembered, weakened by the continuation of the civil war, abandoned by the Allies to her own late, is bound to come to such forms o* state life and to such a condition of eco? nomie breakdown that she would not be ; ablc to help becoming prey to Germany. ;' Certainly no buffer states l.'ke Poland and j Czecho-Slovakia can prevent this. They : themselves, unless Russia is strong and un ! less the Allied influence is uppermost in Russia, must eventually succumb to the ; penetration of Germany, which will seek it not perhans so much for its own sake as for the sake of obtaining ways into Russia. The Russo-German Danger It must be constantly bornc in mind that i the league of nations, as contemplated to day, is constituted without Germany and Russia. The draft of the constitution of the league of riations, which is now before I the peace conference, in its tentative classi iication of the powers of the world rele | gates Germany and Russia to the ranks of smaller powers. No one can.tell when Ger ; many and Russia will become members of the league of nations and will thereby come I to bo affected by the league pledges. And | while they rcmain outside of the league is ; there any power on earth that can preven; j Germany's penetration into Russia and ' Germany's virtual domination there? If the league of nations is to become a living thing, it is imperative for the Allies i to render a Russo-German combination im j possible. For such a combination, outside ! of the league, would constitute a menace ? that would prove fatal to the existence of ; the league itself. There seems to be on!y | one way to prevent this, and that way is to keep Russia on the side of the Entente and not to abandon her to Germany. From the point of vicw of international affairs the struggle in Russia to-day is be? tween those elements which have already once consciously betrayed Russia to Ger? many, and which, by their activites, have reduced Russia to such a state that sho may become prey to Germany, and those elements which were always loyal to tho Allies, which want the Allies to exert their influence in Russia and thus save Russia from Germany and seve her for the Allies. The choice of the Allies is clear. They must choose either the necessity of aiding those Russian elements which can still save Russia for democracy or such a policy as would lead them to abandon these elements, losing Russia to Germany, and with her losing the peace. Every consideration of onlightened statesmanship must eventuallv lead the Allies to envisage these funda mental facts in the most serious of the in? ternational situations which the world is facing to-day. Once these fundamentals are recognized, the line of action which such recognition would dictate would follow logically if it is not too late. Fellowship With Lust (From The Toledo Bladc) The president of one of our more promi nent universities proposcs that university circles shall take ,back into the fold the professors and educational leaders of Ger? many on condition that they make a clean confession of their "amazing prostitution of scholarship and science to national lust." That is softness of the consistency of the thinnest mush. The university professors, school leaders and theologians of Germany were the very ones who moulded the thought of the peo? ple to lust and conquest. For more than a generation they have not ceased the diabolical teaching of the children and youth of Germany that German kultur must triumph over the world. They kept it up until the Germans were driven out of the last trench. To receive these men into the fellow? ship of American universities on condition that they say "We are sorry" is no less a crime against civilization than to give every cold-blooded murdcrer his liberty on signing the statement, "I regret that I did it." Let the years of deveiopment of univer? sity spirit and teaching in Germany de termine whether Germany's educators shall be rcstarcd to our fellowship. For the present we should keep our American uni? versities entirely free from the presence, influence and odium of the German "pro? fessor." The General's Teakettle To the Editor of The Tribune. Sir: General Alexander, in his statement correcting the popular misnomer conccrn ing the "Lost Battalion," reminds one of the story of the ship's steward and the captain'S teakettle. Entering the captain's cabin in trepida tion, the Irishman inquired: "Sir, is a thing lost when you know where it is?" "Why, no." said the captain, "it is safe if you know where it is." "Then. sir, your teakettle is safe at the bottom of the sea. It just went overboard." CHARLES J. RYAN. Brooklyn, May 6, 1919. Our Winnings (From The WaxhingUm Star) People nsk, What does the United States get? Why, the covenant absolutely com pels Siam to protect the United States in case Andorra runs amuck. A Fulmination on Fiumc (From The Oklahoma OHahonuin) President Wilson may also be added to the list of those who have made Romc howl. The Bolshevik Engiru From Power Plant Engineerivg Some of the Turbines and Dynamos with the Pistons and Rods, got together and talked over their grievances. One Dvnan pointing a foot toward the Fly-wheH said0' "Why should we all go on getting all W and working hard to make eiec'Ticity f!' the world when that idle Fly-wheel does nothing but whirl around on his shaft' We who produce the power, should get all th. credit and attention and care. Look at him. He sticks up above everything ei*c Everybody sees him and talks about him. He takes up room and gets painted and fussed over, but he's absolutelv useless ?? Then the Turbine joined in with his shrill voice: "You're right, Mr. Dynamo; that Fly wheel belongs to the bourgeoisie. He's never made a watt or a horsepower in the nineteen years he's been in this plant. I>e watched him carefully. He never hurries or gct? ? heated. He just goes round and round He's kept all polished up and looks dignitied and doesn't work at all; while I'm grinding away night and day, chewing up 150 pounds of ; steam and turning out light and power. It \ isn't fair that guy should get away with it ; and ride all day on the shaft that you fello\va j work to keep turning." | Up spoke the Piston-rod: "You said some. thmg. Brother Turbine. IVe had my eye on that fellow, too. . . . This is a power plant, and those who don't make power ' haven't any place here." I The Steam-pipe broke out with great heat ; then: "I am with you, boys. That Fly-whoel does nothing but sponge on us, who do the ; real work. . . . He's a robber, that's j what he is; and the day of the idle plutocrat I is going to close. We fellows create all the ; power in this plant, and we should realize it, j and not let ourselves be exploited and our : means of livelihood stolen by an idler, who ! does nothing. . . . Let's put him out." "Good for you," spoke up a Boiler. "I've j been here twenty-six years and I agree. j . . . Why don't we boycott that Fly-wheel [ and refuse to work for him any longer. He stays in a nice, clean, cool room, while I j sweat in coal and ashes all day here. whera | there's no sunlight or air and where it's : always hot. He gets all the comfort and I ; get all the drudgery." So the Turbine and Dynamo and Piston ? rod and Steam-pipe and Boiler decided to or i ganize and talked about a name. They ; couldn't agree, so they adjourned for a later i meeting. By that time their ideas had grown and ; they decided to start a movement to make j war on all the fly-wheels of the world. And ?? they organized the "International Power Producers' Soviet." They chose red as their ; emblem and "Down with all idlers!" as their battle cry. They decided to hold a parade to arousa ; the other plants; but just as they were ? starting out a steady voice spoke up from : behind the Engine. "Boys, wait a minute; I want to talk to yo:i." It was the Governor > speaking, and the "reds" stopped to listen, for they had always had some respect for him. They had heard that if he quit the whole plant would likely be wrecked, and they would all be out of a job for good. So they waited to hear him. He went on: "Go easy, boys. Don't forget there are outlaws known as 'dead centre' and 'sudden peaks' that can break in here and make tremendous trouble. It's Fly-wheel who keeps them in order. If it wasn't for him 'dead centre' would hold us up so we couldn't start up; and if Fly-wheel wasn't on guard 'sudden peaks' would break in with his gang of heavy loads and we couldn't withstand him* Then we'd lose our jobs, for our out sidc customers would leave us and thcra wouldn't be any power plant in opcration." A Pump, who had not been heard from before, spoke up. "I don't see why we should pay much attention to what the Governor says. I've run for eighteen years without a governor and I've pumped 250,000,000 gal lons of water. I'm wise to what that party wants. He knows that he doesn't produca any power, either, and he's afraid that if we unite and organize we'll throw him out, too. . He's never done any real work. . . ." In reply, the Governor said: "You may all do as you please. If you throw out either the Fly-wheel or me, you'll all soon be out of a job and starving. But maybe youll have to before you learn the lesson." Then everybody joined in at once. Some wanted to consider what the Governor said, and began to call themselves Conservativr?.. Othtrs joined with Steam-pump anc called themselves Radicals. They were for throw ing out all Valves and Meters that might in any way control the operation of the plant. And so the argument raged. Mcantime, Fly-wheel and Governor went on about. their tasks, working with the Conservative3 and trying to keep things going so that tna Radicals would not wreck the plant and throw everybody out of a job. That's where matters stood at Cie l*st report. A "Who's Loony Now?" Club (From Thc Baltimorc Sun) Mr. Chaloner, who had to flce from New York nearly a score of years ago to insure his personal liberty, has at last been given a clean mental bill of health by a New York judge. The demurrer to his suit by the New York newspaper which he charged with libel alleged that he was non compos mevtis, and made his sanity an issue. This gave him thc opportunity to file with the court a history of his case, the grounds on which he had been declared insane in New York, and thc testi? mony of psychological and medical experts of other places in his favor. His own evidence shows him to be an ex tremely eccentric person, but the New York court, like trlose in the St>uth, declines to con? sider eccentricity a proof of inaanity. If it had done so, what would have become of hun? dreds of learned psychologists, poets, cditovs, statesmen and other pcrsons of unusual in tellectual pattern? In Chaloner's triumph they triumphed all. The right of life, liberiy and eccentricity is now assured. A man may believe in ghosts, mediums, mascots and hoo doos without fear of being shut up in an asylum. This is something to be thankful for at a period which is producing so many mental suspects. We Iwpc Mr. Chaloner will form a national organization of th? "Who's Loony Now.Society." We believe it would 1>? powerful in numbers, If not in genius. Credit Where lt Belongs (From Thc h'aitimore rt.nmfoa.nj An octogenarian attributce his long lif? todailyexerciseonthefiddlo. But why no* give the charity of his neighbors credit .