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Hear the Sad Story Of Eugene O'Brien, The Perfect Lover By Harrie tte Un ti erhill Having received ao many requests for an interview with Eugene O'Brien has set ua to thinking. And when fans write and say "Why dont you inter? view Eugene O'Brien?" you can't write back and say MWhy don't you?" because they write from Augusta, Me., from Keoska, Iowa, and from Galvea ton. Texas. Now, it happens that wa know Mr. O'Brien batter than almost any one . else. That ia why we never thought of interviewing him. When you know everything about a person it is difficult to aat it down on paper, and not al? ways discreet. But after opening our mail this week we felt that we could no longer deny an importunate public, so we called up Mr. O'Brien and said, "We are going to do an interview with you." "Fine! Go right ahead!" "But," we answered, "wa haven't in? terviewed you yet." "Can't you write some of the thlnga you know?" "No, this has to be different Tou must give me your opinion as to the future of the motion pieture and some? thing about the great American drama. Mr. O'Brien laughed loudly, as though my opinion mattered! "There!" wa retorted, that is just what you mustn't say. You've got to think that your opinion matters or no? body else will think that it does, either. You must be coneaited and haughty. What you are now is very pleasant, but not impressive. "By jovel" cama over the wire, "yea know you're right about that. It haa been on my mind for soma time. Will you have luncheon with me and talk it over?" Arriving fifteen minutes late at the Algonquin, when we met "the perfect lover,' we said, "Excuse it please. You don't mind, of course. You're always so tractable." "Yes," ha answered, with unwonted bitterness, "I am; I mean I was! I want to tell you my sad story, sit down." "Something we don't know?" "Something that even you do not know. The first part may seem irrele? vant, but it's all leading up to some? thing. I was born in Boulder." "That ia a aad story!" "Thirty miles from Denver. But I never went there until I heard the call and went on the stage. I was then seventeen, and my parents fondly hoped I would be a lawyer." "No doubt many a perfect lover has been nipped in the bud by aspiring par? ents," "There was a girl in our town," con? tinued Mr. O'Brien, "who want on the stage. She ran away to Denver and Joined a stock company, snd after that no one would speak of her, and when she visited her parents they hid her in the china closet if they had callers. She fascinated me, and once when she ?same to town I interviewed her, and when she went back to Denver I ac? companied her. I left a note for my mother saying 'Bave gone to be an actor.' You see, in those days I was optimistic." "And did they take you?" we asked. "They did at $8 a week and I lived on it and played bits for, a season. Then some one told me that if I would go to New York I could get $20 a week. I started for the metropolis with this unheard of wealth in view, but I got stranded and finally landed in the chorus of one of Anna Hold's companies. When, anally, I did reach New York I was nineteen and had ac? quired nothing but a little experience." "And an English accent?" we queried. "This isn't an English seeent," he said, defending his Speech, , which should be free, even if it isn't, "it's Irish. My parents were Irish and they never spoke as the rest of the people in the town did-?'The beams chased the gurrrlu'?though, of course, as soon as I went on the stage in Denver 1 immediately tried to copy tho dress the aeeent and everything about these exalted angelic beings?the leading man and the juvenile. They got ai much as $40 or $50 a week. "When I arrived in New York I founc that the managers thought I was wort! only $12 a week, and I worked for this singing in a quartet for a few months but the trouble was we couldn't ge booking more than half the time." "But you lived, Eugene, and yot finally did succeed, and all that chas tening was good for you. It has mad you what you are to-day." "Yes, and I'm coming to that. I has; but I doubt if it is good for me certainly not financially. "When I was struggling along oi $18 a week I was appalled at the lac! of consideration which I and others re >^mwmmm?^mmmw^mmmm?mmmmmmmmmmmmemmmmmm* Mat. ?ally a* S SS. SO, -.So s.aoe choio SKATS. See. Kxeept Sa**____a? ______L__________ya. PAlUEfcC EVKBV mtORT ?.?as oiwk. SKATS, fl.ao Bxeept Sat.. Sna. ,. and Beluga-a. Two BUr Con* ?r.a Sunday, 8 gad ? F. M. Beginning Monday, Jannary 5th. PB LUXE ENGAGEMENT?S?OOKD SENSATIONAL WEEK Bietest HU From Abroad Bine? Harry Laudar. World a Rusw-Clown. a Genius of Pantomimo. M?ala, Sent. P-li__tnil DraUaiV: hie homer ht_ unt?-r__l ?pcwU?th-rat-r? an extended ?_?_-.numt to record--?akin? receipta of G R O C K the Trench _-__tesi dawn, with hi_ _tot_r parta?.. The Mlllan. ertttoa of th* He? T?__t aewi panera ball Croc* ?a a ire*, artist aad N?l-W Mm a* Ute #_??.?_-_-___? ef elemta _Gradf a Or?n Qlm Gorgeous Qaletr. ENGAGEMENT EXTRAORDINARY THIRD ETuQCESSFUI, WEEt?-The "?otmitaMe Comedian In hi? C-i_-_r .Seme an_t*_td "TUB GUEST." . EXTRA ADDED FEATURE HENRI SCOTT The Famous American Baaa-Barltone? Direct fro? Metropolitan Opera Home CLEVELAND BRONNER la His new US,ooo production with the _ Added Attraction ROCKWELL & FOX r ?_ ._____Two Noble Nutt Extra Feature?The Pint ?.se Auther Comedian auction with th? Famou? Norwegian Beauty. lNORID-80__F?NO JOE LAURIE, JR. m "What I Care" LOYAL'S DOGS | MELNOTT?& LEEDOM j KINOGRAMS FEATURE DE LUXE Th* Ideal of Ide?is to l__id__ Muslo Halla. L L A S H I E L -B-Pat-oaattat ___tlj_h Male C. _r.g__r_. D S BF RIVERSIDE ? KEITH'S At ?6 St. We?* of Jan. S. IRENE FRANKLIN _-..-<?] _n v<'i_-ul.Due, in -:_.m_l C_a. actor Hong Btorlas._ Keiths 81 st STREET _. Oonoerta Sunday, 2:15 t\ 8:13, ri'EATIlB 'w?y a 8t St. Week of Jan. t. TOTO ? SHEILA TERRY & CO? Ernestine?MYERS &NOON?Paialy SWOR BROS -ielaa * Nelaa Th? Maaieya ALEEN BRONSON& CO GEORGE MaeFARLANE JAMES THORNTON The Youngest of the Old limera "THE 6IRUES CLUB" Wa B- rviedlaodar^ Naw Hualcal Oeme-let.? K A W B A HE RmTn tlttl?N DURKIN&CO. RECREDIS with ?W _*-__4J_TA MANHATTAN ?_ -UTH ST., lOSAB *TM AVKSV? (Bola M_n___-_?_t MorrU Get.) TO-NIGHT at 8:15 B. F. KEITH'S Celebrated SUNDAY Concerts ALL STAR HEAD LINERS' BILL reeotar FHeee tSe. to S1JW . ___? l__Ti_. Ootew? X-erarUn?, .aa_M Thoteten. Bwlft * Ketts.. Lair. Bail _r * Co., "Beth * Bart," -fa-Fiurlaae * Palace, lot? Qurtle * Ce.. .?ban. BauU * S-tt-ft. D?ftiS KENY?N lo a OeUabtful n-tonsaooo af I____i _?_??? Vance*a Famou? Nom. "The -.nnibtri" CENTURY -5s (Sole Management MorrU CUst) TO-NIGHT at 8:15 a F. KEITH'S Celebrated SUNDAY Concert? BICGISTJMU.of STARS ia TOW Irene >t_auia. Ted Lewis ala?? Band. Vi?, *ST *???* 0& Hair? Scott, ___? pi_?tad?T The EUwortha. _W Bard?. Pate. JBaek 4_J_*e?. '^ ' i .;i-______a_____'_'"'? tastto ?Bota?! j ssjeWBiB ?ss^s'^.w's^a?'e^iW' _ . Infinite Charm*, ?g CMA?LES WIUHQHAK5 Happy Days Q.kBurnfJdv r///>v? \?& EVEUrl DAY >lLn>MH>?>WMMII mu, ii'????!???. ?Cast of MN, M??4?d or WALTER HAMPDEN Smeiii!: $'M.. M YVmMA rW?ft oeived. If the big people noticed me at all it was only to bo disagreeable, and then and there I made up my mind that if the time ever came whan X could afford two rooms, or if by any lucky chance I ever became a star, that I should spend my time being nice to everybody." "And you've kept your ward. That is why everybody loves you. You're a reg? ular little ray of sunshine." "Yes, but to-morrow I'll be an ex-ray. No more being nice." "But why? Is this an inverted New Year's resolution?" "Something like that, though I've seen the light breaking for some time and I believe in signs." "Explain yourself. Why are you go? ing to stop being the perfect being that you have been?" "People do not like you for being nice. They despise you! They think that you do not know anything! Do managers like you when you save money for them? Do leading women like you when you share the camera with them? Does the public like you when you do bad stories because you don't like to kick? Does a director like you when you know he doesn't know what he's talking about, but are too considerate to tell him so? Do the extras like you when you lend them clothes so they can get something to do?" "And what started you on this train of thought, my gentle Gene? Some one has done something to you. Tell me, that I may slay him forthwith." "Oh, it started a long time ago, the day I beard a director say 'Yes; he's nice. He doesn't know enough to be anything else.' It set me thinking, and I've arrived at my decision in time for the new year." So public, managers, leading ladies, directors, extras and more or less in? nocent bystanders, behold your handi? work! When Mr. O'Brien put us in a taxi he was whistling "Love me and the. world is mine, but he suddenly stopped and as we drove away we heard the strains of "III get you yet. Do you get me?" floating down Forty fourth Street. MacManus Has Another "The Gray Brother" is the title selected by Edward A. MacManus for the screen production he has just com? pleted of life within prison walls. The story is by Thomas Mott Osborne. It reveals such romance as may find a harborage behind prison bars and out? line's the brutalities of the old system of prison management. For the first time the hunger, thirst and lung starvation of the cells is disclosed, and the straitjacket and stringing up are visualized by men who endured them. It is the first screen production ever made of actual life within prison walls, with the convicts themselves re?nact ing tho lives they were compelled to lead fit one time. They are also seen in" phases of present-day prison life to emphasize the contrast between past Grock, French Clown, Stands in a Category With No Competitors There are clowns and there is Grock. To classify with the rank and file this extraordinary character, who made his American d?but at the Pal? ace Theater last week, would be to do an artist an injustice. The clownishness of Grock is some? thing individual that was born with him and will probably die with him, although every clown in Europe tries to imitate him in greater or lesser degree. There is a certain foolishness in writ? ing about a clown. When he is worth" while he eludes the cold analysis of black and white. This queer individual of anthropoid appearance, unearthly noises, physical agility and musical talent that is Grock makes one laugh immoderately in actual presentation, yet may seem fiat and toneless when described on paper. -n Common personages in general have their verbal jokes which can be quoted to show that they are really witty. But the clown is a joke confined to appearance and action. There is no translating into prose the things that Grock does. One must laugh at, the man himself. He is at once genial and malign, owlishly stupid and MacchiavelTianly astute. He gives his audience the shock of striking anti? thesis in his first act. A small man with a vast expanse of forehead, a huge jaw that works like a steel trap, hands and arms that flap like wind? mills, and seven-leagued feet, trundles amiably before the footlights. He carries a portmanteau nearly as large as himself. He takes from its caver? nous depths a fiddle about the size of one of his hands. He plays the piano with his hands and his feet, upsido down or right side up. He falls through chairs. He thunders and he squeaks with a voice that seems to have an infinite range. His beloved concertina warbles ungrammatically. And he plays the fiddle with an understanding hand. Off stage the great Grock is quite or? dinary looking save for this strangely shaped head. He is bashful, mild and cultivated in his demeanor. There is a certain sweetness of disposition about him. And he is very serious. "Though you can learn most things," he said when interviewed after his first performance on this side of the At? lantic, "you cannot learn clowning. To be successful one must bo a born clown. It is futile for a would-be comedian to ask if he can) learn to be funny. He must have the gift of fun-making in his nature. "I honestly believe it to be a Divine gift. I was born a clown. Nature in? tended me to make people laugh, al? though when I'm away from the foot? lights I'm serious enough in all con? science. If you were to ask me to do something funny between my perform? ances I would be at a loss. But once on the stage I am inevitably the clown. I never attempt any gag and I im? provise as I go along. I am continu? ally changing my act, for as soon as it begins to be copied by other clowns I invent something new. I am flattered by the reception given me here. Of course, I know something of the Amer? ican spirit, for I played for the Amer? ican soldiers at the Palace Theater, London." Grock made his first appearance in a circus in Switzerland as a contortionist at the age of seven. Nine boys were learning the tricks of the ring together He was one of them, and in order tc keep ahead of the others he was ?fter up at 4 or 5 o'clock in the morninij rehearsing. He would afterward cree} back to bed and pretend when he wai called that he had been asleep al night. "When I was twelve I first covers? my face with white paint and then toured the world in circuses. At tha time our fun used to consist chief!; in falling down in the sawdust, smack ing things around and working a littl story into our act, with a musical final? Gradually it dawned on me that on could be. a .clown without the whit paint and.claptrap of the circus; tha fa?ial expression unadorned could b more effective than! all tho circus trap pings." Grock went on to explain that hi clowning was more a thing of the min than of the body; that his physic; contortions were simply the visibl expression of the thoughts flittin through his mind; and that when h wanted to convey something to his at dienca he could do it more effective! with a flicker of the eyelid or a twii of the mouth than with a torrent < word?. While he docs not say muc in actual words, he is a wonderful! eloouent individual. Tho tiny fiddle that Grock plays two hundred years old. This is t! story he tells about it: "There was once a Spanish clown wl was very hard up. Ho came to me Paris and said: 'I have a beautif little violin; do give mo something f? it.' He took it out of his pocket at Rsked 100 francs. I was almost as ha: up as he at that time, and I told him was impossible for me to give him tl money. Besides, .1 didn't see that could do anything with it, I looked the little fiddl?;^t?d tried vit, and said would give hiih 60 francs. Thirty borrowed frpm a friend and the oth thirty I "got. by pawning, a ring, a; li?t i? bow 1 bpufeht my httie fidd;o. F six months I did nothing with it. Th came a day when I was racking r brains for a new, idea, I saw the litl fiddle lying by itself in a great bask ?? i????.? m??wnwtwi? mi.m???mmmm?mmmammmmmwam 1920 Sha Continued from preceding pegs laugh? If you poison us, do we not die ? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge ? If we are like you in the reBt, we will resemble you in that. If a Jew wrong a Christian, what is his humility? Revenge. If a Christian wrong.a Jew, what should his sufferance be by Chris? tian example? Why, revenge. The vil? lainy you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the in? struction.' " Brander Matthews, writing on Shake? speare as a playwright, points out that the Elizabethan attitude toward Jews has to be taken into account in esti ; mating the character of Shylock. Usury was an abhorrent trade, denounced by Haw and strongly condemned by public ! opinion in Shakespeare's time. "To the men of the sixteenth century Shylock may have been only a comic villaint to us in the twentieth centry he Is a supremely pathetic figure, with whom we have even a certain sym? pathy," says Professor Matthews, "An? tonio bas treated Shylock shamefully; we perceive this now, although Shake? speare's contemporaries probably ap? proved of the merchant's inexcusable brutality. ... As a result of his insight, Shakespeare, apparently mean? ing to set before us a villain akin to Marlowe's Barabbas, has left us a gen? uine human being, not a threatening silhouette of black evil, but a rounded character which we can approach from various angles. Because of this in? herent (if unintended) humanity, Shy? lock has now usurped the central place in the play." Writing of that delightful English villain, Pelstaff, Sidney Lee, in his life of Shakespeare, sayst 'It is not the historical traditions which are connect? ed with Falstaff that give him his per? ennial attraction. It is tho personality that owes nothing to history with vsJMch Shakespeare's imaginative power clothed him. The knight's unfettered kespeare Indulgence in sensual pleasures, his exuberant mendacity and his love of his own ease are purged of offense by his colossal wit and jollity, while the contrast between hla old age and his unreverend way of life supply that tinge of melancholy which is insepara? ble from the highest manifestations of humor. Shakespeare's purely comic power culminated in Falstatf; he may be claimed as the most humorous fig j urc in literature." I And to turn to the dramatic opinions i rind essays of Bernard Shaw, who has been just as abusive and just as com? mendatory of Shakespeare as any other writer, we find him saying: "It was in 'As You Like It' that the sententious William ftrsl began to openly exploit the fondness of the Biitsh public foi sham moralizing and stage 'philos? ophy.' " Here is something for the English tc pass a resolution over! And again Shaw says in sweepinj fashion: "With the sinjjle exceptior of Homer, there is no eminent writer rtot even Sir Walter Scot-., whom I cat despise so entirely as I cesplse Shake apeare when I measure my mind agains his. ... To read 'Cymbeline' an< to think of Goethe, of Wagner, of Ibsen is, for me, to imperil the habit o studied moderation of statement whicl years of public responsibility as journalist have made almost secon nature in me." As an afterthought Siaw sayst "But I am bound to say that I pit; the man who cannot enjoy Shakespeare He has outlasted thousands of able thinkers, and will outlast a thousan more. When I was twenty I kne^ everybody in Shakespeare, from Hamlt to Abhorson, much more intimatel than I knew my living contemperarle and to this day, if the name of'Piste or Polonius catches my eye in a newi paper, I turn to the passage with moi curiosity tlan if the name were thi of?but peihaps I had better not mei tion any o?e in particular." Stag tTuofY M ?so?, to f use. Satordar, 8?n4?r Matlaeeei_ ?J? ?t?o p. __ ?We. to Sl.oo. ?Me. to UK m&T8t??f7ic&$8l HERB IS THB HAPPY BITION OP "VEHICLES SHOW IN MAGNITUDE L*rsfoslr thoafo 65_?*...tUn*gm& ?Wrc rot? Reserved Seats 8 Weeks in Advance. Reserved Seats Held for Matinee Porch asers. 1 to B:80 P. M. For Eventa? Purchasers 6 P. M. to Nearly Midnight. initial nwaxmAttw ?? NED WAYBURN'S SONG SCENES A? OvfeUui Botentalsuarat. PEARL REGAY NEW YEAR'S EVERY ONE WISHED YOU?AN BXHh OF ENTERTAINMENT" RIVALING THE AUTOMOBILE AND BACH UNIT HITTINQ ON ALL EtCHT CYLINDERS mmmmmmmEmm???. n i . i. i i n ? n ?M?. 11 . - KSDWA, CAW -AND EVAN BURROWS FONTAINE THE DANCING VENUS cmmmovn from t r. u. to NEARLY MID* IO HT. COMB AM? LEAVE WHEW TO? LIRE. A New Star in the Sky ALICE LAKE la the Pew?*"fol Roawntle Phetepley. "SHOUU) A WOMAN TELL?" Wlfmi ahewtnt ?m? tUf saaetor fot tome ?Iran? of a seul la ?oeafet. wB?trei? a New Raglan? ?ssnaetoaoe battles I? a wom? an's ?to?! for love, AN EXCLUSIVE PEEP BEHIND THE SCENES OF NAVAL STRIFE "THE LOG THE IMS" A BuiMUon?) Iflltorlcal IUjeuril 'M??lo 1? Film I'urrri. Helr.ta In (?ormtny by de Aille?, und now ?h?ren tor the Kim Tim??. HV MAYER'S CAPITOL TRAVELAUGH of Times ?Squar? and "Uptown" NEWS?PRIZMA C?LORLAND NOVELTY FILMS "Jisaaie" AUBREY'S Latest Comedy "DAMES AND DENTISTS" ?-ANIi Ci??;i- SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA NATHANIEL FINSTON, Conductor. TO-DAY MONSTER BILL MADE UP FIlOM THE BEST FEATURES OF THE FOftBOOINQ PROGRAMME. I laughed at its loneliness and said te my partner: 'I have an idea for a ne., opening. Let's put the violin in the bis 'cello ease and it will causa a laugh? It caused more than a laugh. There was nearly a riot." It does not take Grock ten minutai to complete his grotesque make-up, The expressions of contempt, or sor? row, or joy that flit across his face are natural, and a few bold strokes accen? tuating his peculiarities, are all he needs. It is perfectly obvious that Grock was born to be a clown and to bring laughter to thousands of persons, old and young. e i New Films in New York Houses The Capitol starts off the New Year with an entirely new bill. Ned Way burn's "Song Scenes," an ambitious production that has been in prepara? tion for a number of weeks, will be the principal feature. It will bring forward in a series of numbers Evan Burrows Fontaine, Pearl Regay, Don? ald Kerr, Lucille Chalfant, Frank John? son, Will Crutchfield. Lee Leblanc, the Legrohs, Dorothy Miller, Myra Evans, and the Capitol chorus and corps de ballet. The feature picture will be "Should a Woman Tell?" with Alice Lako in the star r?le. Jack Mulhall and Frank Currier will appear with her. Norma Talmadge will appear in "A Daughter of Two Worlds," a picturized version of Le Roy Scott's novel of the same name, at the Strand Theater, It is Miss Talmadge'a initial appearance as a First National star. Playing with her are Jack Crosby, Virginia Lee, William Shea, Frank Sheridan, Joe Smiley, Gilbert Rooney, Charles Slat tery, E. J. Radcliffe, Winifred Harris, Millicent Martin and Ned Burton. Norma Talmadge will appear in "She Loves and Lies" at the Rivoli this week. There is a touch of Greenwich Village in the picture. Chester Withey direct? ed it and Grant Carpenter collaborated in the preparation of the scenario from Wilkie Collins's story of the same name. In the cast with Norma Tal? madge are Conway Tearle, Phillips Tead, Octavia Broske and Ida Darling. The comedy is a Christie production, "Go West, Young Woman." The muBical program will include Tschaikowsky's "1812" overture. Lola Legies will sing the aria from Verdi's "Ernani." Douglas Fairbank8's picture, "When the Clouds Roll By," will be shown at the Rialto this week. Victor Fleming directed tho production"". Fairbanks wrote the original story and scenario. A Harold Lloyd comedy, "From Hand to Mouth," is also on the bill. Greek Evans will make his reappearance, singing "Rose of My Heart." The over? ture' will be Wagner'B "Rienzi." D. W. Griffith's latest picture, "The Greatest Question," will be shown at the Strand Theater, Brooklyn. In the cast are Lillian Gish, Robert Harrori, George Fawcett, Eugenie Besserer. Ralph Graves, George Nichols, Jose? phine Crowell and Torn Wilson. There will be a scenic study in colors of the children of the Netherlands. Thomas H. Incc's production of a Gouverneur Morris story, "Behind the Door," with Hobart Bosworth in the leading r?le, will be the feature pic? ture at Moss' Broadway Theater this week. It is a melodrama. Have Your Hats Built On Your Head for Style and Economy Occasionally extravagance ia a vi** tue. For instance, when it's necessary to keep one'a husband broke to make hire happy, by all means do\ it! This ia the advice of Theiresa Max? well Conover. Any one who has aeen "My Lady Friends" at the Comedy Theatre will remember that she is the sumptuously dressed, wildly extrava? gant Lucille Early, who offsets the par? simony of John Smith's wife. ? "Extravagance," said Mra. Conover in her apartment, "is a deadly quality as a rule. It is wrecking a great many homea to-day, and especially in New York. The average man who marries a girl with extravagant ideas and no sense of values is taking awful chances. If he wants to make anything of his life, she won't let him because of the continual pull for money. "I think the unhappy conditions in many homes to-day and the great num? ber of appeals for divorce may be di? rectly traced to this very failing. And the fault lies, not with the girls them? selves, but with their mothers. In? stead of being taught thrift, young girls are encouraged in their extrava? gance by those who are older and should know better. I should hate tc play a part that preached wanton, self? ish extravagance. In fact, I woulc positively refuse it, because I. con? sider the theater too great a force fo: good or evil to make evil seem at tractive. "But my extravagance in 'My Lad; Friends' seems to me quite justifiable The proof of this is my husband's re mark, *You are an extravagant ob thing, but yon are a dear.' Of the tw wives who are played against eac other, the extravagant woman has mor of an understanding of life and is mor likely to hold her husband than th stingy type. Her motive is sincei enough. At least she has vision an ideas. It seems to me that one of th tragedies of married life is where t_ husband becomes rich and well know and his wife does not keep up with hir As he goes forward the breach is boui* to widen. "I believe that a wife should adaj herself to her husband's circumstance and that if he makes money, she shou; spend it in the way he wants her t even to the point of being extravagan On the other hand, if he is not so we off, but wishes to go to the theate j she should go with him, even if it more than they can afford. Then 1 won't have to make an excuse so as be able to go with another girl. If 1 wants to drink or play pool, she shou ask him to come home and do it. "I most certainly do not advocate e: travagance in general. But there a: many times when it is justifiable is one of man's inborn instincts spend freely, and if he has slaved for fortune, he doesn't want his wife i spend all her time in the kitchen wh? prosperity comes to him. Of coursa, 1 where there is a sense of humor, these 1 things just naturally adjust -them- .j selves. I think humor the moit precious asset in life. Perhaps that's I because I'm Irish. But it is certainly needed in the workaday world. We ^ spend a lot of our time on the bridge between laughter and tears and it Is I surely better to emerge on the sunny. side of laughter than to fall into a ? pool of tears." "Why will they not let me get away from clothes?" she exclaimed when questioned about the gowns she wears in "My Lady Friends." "I like at- ( tractive things because one can malt? ; them expressive of one's self, just as 1 : like good paintings, artistic furnish- - ings and nice things around me. But | clothes in themselves are not enough S to make one happy." "What is your estimate of how ? much it costs these daya to be really 3 well dressed?" "That depends entirely on a wots- ' an's brain power; how much mentality she puts ipto the business of selecting clothes. I think 'ready made' shopping is the most extravagant kind. It is better to think for one's self and have I some definite ideas about what one I wants. All of my hats are more or less made on my head. 1 wouldn't wears a ready-made one, because it wouldn't have the individuality that I strive for. The result is that I pay for my things about one-third of what the average woman does." "There was a time when I seemed picked for adventuress parts," said Mrs. Conover. "I am perfectly willine to play them in the good old-fashioned melodramatic way where every one sees what a wretch you are and you are thoroughly punished in the last act. But my conscience pricked me when I played the subtler part of an adven? turess who was so attractive that the audience went away liking her. That was the time when I decided never again to be an attractive adventuress. "Personally I am as sensitive about the stage as if I had never walked across it. I thrill and weep in a most ingenious fashion, I am afraid, and act, when one of the audience, as if I had never known what it was to put on make-up. I think my most delightful experience before 'My Lady Friends' was in 'Saturday to Monday.' I had a more serious r?le in 'Nobody's Daugh? ter' at the New Theater, but I think I am just naturally cut out for comedy." Mrs. Conover is passionately devoted to Italy and the Italian people. She had an unusual experience in 1917 when d'Annunzio gave a dinner for her on the Island of Murano, near Venice. No meal had ever been served in just the same spot. The wine was mad? in the vineyard. The fish were caught in the water near by. Their lighting ef? fects were obtained from cantfi-s sput? tering in glass bottles. On the way home there was a frightful storm that rocked their gondolas. Everything about the party appeared to be dra? matic. Her friends called it "a perfect d'Annunzio evening," said Mrs. Conover. NEW YORK'S LEADING THEATRES AND SUCCESSES I'.roa .way and 40th St. Kn.il?__ at S:30. Mttts. Wed, and Sm at _;_0. 4th MONTH! * CHA_-1.ES FROHMAN Preaenu ETHEL IN M lilt OKEATKSX T.ilOirH "D?class?e" By ZOE AKIN8 "A GORGEOUS PERFORMANCE."?Tribune ^L brilliant Cpmecfy with s Brilliant Shore"-sun ? DONT MISS a. the PUNCH*JUDY (on Wee. A?A Street) THE MUSICAL COMEDY HITl brRKBurnside Music t**_r/i_on_ HubW MATINEES FI?I.(pop)?kSAT *^**4Mmd*?\kJ^S\J' Broadway. Matinees Thursday A Saturday "EXQUISITE* POIGNANT, DELECTABLE' ?G?raldine Forrar DAVID BELASCO Presents LENORE ULRIC "The Son-Daughter" By (leo. Scarborough A David Belasco. EIGHTH CAPACITY WEEK! ?0MH & HARRIS ?? Eves. ?Air.. Matinees Wed. & Sat., 2:15. TOMORROW NIGHT Cri-TAIN AT 8:15 SHARP COHAN & HAKHIS will present NEW PLAY BY RITA WEIMAN THE CAST: ('hr.st.al nemo Ann Mason Barbara Milton Morgati Wallace Arthur V. Gibson Norman Lan. John Itowan Wm. Harrigan Kdward H. Robln9 William Wale, tt Franklin ?all William P. Bar_er Edward Geer Uarold Gwynn r~ IEHBY MILLER'S THEATRE 24 Wa-t ?8d St. ToL 7_10 Bryant. Eres. 8:30. Mata. Tbnr. & Sat.. 3:20. "ELECTRIFYING EFFECT UPON THE AUDIENCE" BURNS MANTLE, Ev. Mail HENRY MILLER AND BLANCHE BATES in JAMES FORBES* New Pity. 'The Famous Mm. Fair" "IF YOU MISS IT, YOU'LL BE SORRY" ?ALAN DALE, American DIRECTION A. L. ERLANGER Phone 42 Rlverslde Ets. 35c to $3: Mata. Thurs. & Sat.. 2.0 to $1.50 0-U_w\__E_iT SrECTACU-t-Afl MEIX. DRAMATIC SUCCESS OK SEASON __AURA WALKER in THE WHIRLWIND ?OttVCNieS aTWEOt-W-AT MATS rZlgGPELO J-?. pre_.?fit? HEP?6PEATE5r SUCCESS ?A. Somera?* M?__.?r__rrr?> Ploy CAESARS WIFE NORMAN T RBLVOQ ?THE BEST AGTEt? Pt-AV IN NEW VORK* CRITERION .H Eva. 8:20. Mata. Thurs. and 8at.. 2:_0. "The finest acting per? formance of Laurette Taylor's career; im? measurably the best play that Hartley Man? ners has written." ?Burns Mantle. Eva. Mall. Laurette Taylor, in s n*w play by J. HARTLEY MANNERS 'One Night in Rome' ?3??%$m and GANG ?A Peach of a Show'-VY.,-?* AT THE. G?QM.G0HAN THEATRE MATINEES JOHN GOLDEN pr.?.nt_ FRANK BACON IN LIGHTNIN GAIETY, B'war A 4? St. ?-.?. StSO. Mata. Wed. A Sat., S:80. '?_S_?5^*: VICTOR HERBERT'S - SENSATIONAL .."" MU?TICAU "~ COMEDY lIPIlVllEKIIVinCK BW?V a 3Bth-tr _ -cVS 8*15 i-lATS*M-EO?SAT2'l5 Kl**.a?.Uwg?. .m^v? r_= THE TIP TOE SHOW?! =__. J*. J5<e GEORGE W LEDiREK. prxx/uetton ANGE _TH%ib FON and MELODY!- VOUTHtnd BEUl?Yt V&? AMSTERDAM '"E4",e -Vferf-tfSt ERLAMCER DiLLtft-HAM-ZieCiFEl-D t_.ss?-?. .?? Eves. S'lO 5h_rp Mats \>/-d * Sat 2 15 THE POPULAR MUSICAL TRIUMPH OF THIS GENERATION! GILBERT /?%Zs\ ANDRE MILLER'S /?llfir'.Mc5S-A(iEI? PRODUCTIONfi? Jfgf i BOOTH OF Tffifl /TARKINC.7DI1 T H E. \tflESm / ROMAHTiC HoNSIEUR BEAUCAIRE tOOGOODTOBETRUE-Times Monc^ement ?F A.L. ERLANGER ATOP MEV AMSTERDAM THEATRE?!!? ZIECFELDh&FROLK LYCEUM THEATRE Matinees Thursday and Saturday FOURTH CAPACITY MONTH "The Best Entertainment oj th? Sea eon."?Charles Dornten, Eve. World. DAVID BELASCO Present? INA CLAIRE ? The Gold Diggers" Avery Bopwood's sparkltnt/ comedy ? Luuuniuuii?n?iiuiiuuiiuuij A Letter from "Uncle Joe" who ran on the 1660 Ticket with Abraham Lincoln "DearMr.Orinhwatcr, I emoiied qour 'Abraham ?ncoln beca use it presented the ?ncoln of hi-.to.-i, and Lmcoln asi knew hint I con {Jitulate you on pre.?ent tnfon the stage such a char? acter so true to histon-and - making the sm-ipie Qrcoimss of one oi the (jr-iitest men of all time the central feature of the plaq. ?& ewer with respact, -G.CANNON* ?CORT ?HiS^I WEST 4??? ST. EVES. MATS. WED. (. ?AT. APWLEBLO The Kr-i?ler-Jacob*. Le Baron OporoUn S?perb _?_ ?_____? John Chartes Ttowuij VW? Bennett Stir 0_ *_? GLOBE