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Neto $(rrJ? ?Tritnmc Kirnt to. Last?the Truth: New??Edi torials?Advertisement? U?mr>er at the Audit Bureau ?' OrculaUoni MONDAY, JAM ARY 19, 1920. Owned and published dally by New Tort Tribune Ine., a New Tfrk corporation. OgdeJi Retii. Presi? dent: O. Vsmor ?t.-grrs. Vies-President. Helen Refer* Reld. Secr-e;arv ; F. A Su'.er Treasurer. AddreM Tribune Building, 154 NaMAU Street. New Yerk. Taiephocie. Berkman MOO. ?T'BRCR.H'TK'N RATE* By MAin. includlni Patiaa? IN TllK U?OTBD STATBS ANU CANADA: Daily ?ni Sin -li? Da'.'.y only K oo s Sunday only i 00 i .40 Sunday oi ? <:,.. t ? .6 00 3 -5 io roRKION RATK8 Dal'y ami Sunday .$:s.eo $13.30 I? 4? Dally on;v . 17.40 ?TO 1.45 ?ucday oniy . 9 T? &H ??? ktoml at the Poe'.<T^? at New Tork a* Second ("aa* Mail Minor GUARANTY Vsu ran ourchaie merchandise advertised In THE TRIBUNE with alr.olut? safety?for If dlisathfao Hen rfsult? In am mis THE TRIBUNE guarantee? t* pa> your money back upen reguiit. No red ta?e. N* ?ulbhllng. We make good promptly if the *???rtl?fr dee? not. MEMBER OP Tira ASSOCIATED PBJ5SS The Associated Presa is exclualtely entitled u> th. ote for repub! a.! .1 of all news dispatches credited le it or not otherwise credited in thl* paper, and also 'he local lie?? of *pomaj:enus origin published bereln. Ali rl?ht? nf republlcatlon of ail other mar.? ??rftn also ?'- reserved Tlie Sims Charges The grave charges made by Ad? mira] Sims will undoubtedly com? pel a searching investigation of the Navy Department's war policies. Admiral Sims accuses Secretary Daniels and Admiral Benson, the chief of naval operations, of mis? management and inefficiency. Their conduct of the war, he says, pre? vented the navy from doing its full share toward the suppression of the submarine and the defeat of Ger? many. While the war was in progress our War Department was the chief storm center of irritation and criticism. The task of expanding our tiny peace establishment of 200,000 men into an army of 4,000.000 was heart-breaking. Many huge blunders were made; a good many of them were, perhaps, unavoidable. The navy was in vastly better shape. It was a poing (oncern when we entered the war j in April. 1917. It had to be ex? panded to hardly more than twice or three times its peace strength. After war was declared Secretary1 Daniels seemed to have prudently' surrendered that personal direction ! which bad previously caused so Tii!f?h friction in the navy. The public pot the impression that *he had confided the conduct of the war! to competent professional hands, ? Few complaints were heard and i these were drowned in the clamor of the disputes over the War De? partment's shortcomings. Admiral Sims and others who realized the navy was still suffering from the effects of Mr. Daniels's policy of uninstructed and excessive civilian control were too pood fighters to discuss such matters while there was fighting to do. They bore with patience the results of what they considered indefensibie mismanagement: But in their view the time has now come to uncover the Navy Department's blunders, to fix responsibility for them and, if possible, to prevent their recur? rence. The Senate Committee on Naval Affairs will want to g? to the bot? tom of the Sims charges. These are. in brief, that the Secretary and the chief of naval operations in Washington showed lack of energy in prosecuting the war and failed to irive Admiral Sims proper sup? port as commander of the American , naval forces in European waters. Whether they did or didn't ouirht to tie susceptible of proof. Admiral Sin s is nol a man who makes accu satioi - lightly or v. h o ru n s awn y from them after making them' Apart from its personal aspects the investigation will also help to - ?' le a vital question of navy ? ol cy. When Congress created the office of the chief of naval opera ' ? the navy hoped that it. had a< as! acquired an instrumentality analogous to the Army Gem ra] ; ff. Wl al v as wanted -.vas an organ of j rofe siona! opinion, repre? senting the intelligence of the men who had to operate and fight the fleet, which could held in restraint ? ? ? ofessional judgments of a ? l?an S< ci etary. '. Daniels r ever took kindly to * .'? ni rig of his authority. The charges suggest that he used the office of the chief of naval operation?, simply as an agency to fro/orce his own views. Thus the '??avy Department was led into ,;.' ?srror of trying to conduct the war. from a d?jk in Wa?hin*rton, instead of glvlngnha commander In Euro pean waters a free hand to conduct it in association with the responsible : heads of the British and French navies. I The committee, then, should go deeper than any mere differences as to particular measures of strat? egy during the war. It should investigate Mr. Daniels'? policy from the beginning of his admin . istration and its effects jn the way ; of consolidating all authority in his own hands, thus preventing the de? velopment within the navy of a system of sound and authoritative leadership in purely military matters. The Albany Issue j The Tribune has received the fol? lowing from a highly valued friend: "I ;im much more sorry than J can describe over the saddening sight of The Tribune assailing the Assembly and fighting the battle of the red flag Socialists. Surely your editors do not read the 'socialist' literature if they think there are. any Socialist I.KADERS who are 'moderate.' I know 'Red' camouflage when I see it." The Tribune seeks to keep in touch i with Socialist literature, and hopes ?1 is able to detect "Red" camouflage. But it also sees that the Socialist or? ganization, like others composed of human beings, is a mixture, and has faith that many of its members do not accept the doctrine that democratic institutions should be overt brown by force. For the party's leaders little can be said. Since the begira caused by the party's official attitude tow? ard the war and its issues the radi? cals have pushed constitutional So? cialists to the background. But not ! every Socialist is a Bolshevist. The Albany controversy, if wisely handled, can be made to contribute : to a regeneration. The five excluded Assemblymen have now disavowed the force doctrine, being a little more loyal to the ballot box than when on the stump. This is no small gain, i The Socialist press is now shouting denials that violence ever was threatened. This also is no small gain?is likely to have effect when the direct aetionists and the consti- . tutionalists battle in future Socialisl conventions. Can't we afford to keen the con stitutional Socialists? Would not our correspondent prefer to have no j political organization in this country ! even squint toward Bolshevism? We have no doubt of his answer, nor any more than other earnest Ameri-1 cans does he question the rightful- [ ness of agitation provided it is peaceable and does not attack the fundamentals of democracy. The issue at Albany is simple if looked at simply. The inquiry is to ascertain whether or not the ex? cluded Assemblymen are force advo? cates. If they are, then they arc not entitled to seats and are subject to indictment under the laws of New York: if they are not force advo? cates, then their exclusion is unjusti? fiable. The conduct of Speaker Sweet has clouded the issue, but even he now proclaims what it is. As a Federalist Turning aside from its particular, contents to contemplate its spirit and general tendency, the Presi-. dent's Jackson Kay letter strikingly1 reverses American political tradi? tions. To modify nationalism to create a superstate organization for peace may be regarded as more Repub? lican than Democratic- represents Hamilton rather than Jefferson. Likewise insistence <m the impor? tance of spiritual things is Puritan more the" Cavalier. Robert V. Hayne, in the speech ?that roused Daniel Webster to his immortal reply, declared that in! i every age and country there were two distinct orders of men?the i lovers of freedom and the advocares \of -power. Political history, as he ; sketched it, was a duel between the centr^lizers and the decentralizers, corresponding to the centripetal and centrifugal forces of nature. One group vividly saw the claims of in? tegration and the other the claims of diffusion. "Brine; all things to? gether in enlarging aggregates," .-aid the one philosophy. ".No, keep them apart," -s;i id the other, "or liberty will perish, because authority will be distant and beyond control." Running through America;' ! is tory has been this cleavage. The elements wheh afterward came to-: gether m the Jeffersonian party generally opposed the adoption of the Constitution which effectively made us a nation. Whether the question was internal improvements, the protective tariff, a national cur? rency, secession or what no!, the Re? publicans or their predecessors stood for solidifying the nation, and the other party for the contrary. So in the foreign field statesmen of the Republican tradition have shown greater interest in he orgai zation of the world for peace than statesmen of the Democratic tradi ': ?. During the seven months the covenant has been under discussion the r?les have seemed to many to be ? . ei ed. But if il were possible to lake a plebiscite in which President Wil on and immediate pr?dc liad no influence it ?j by no means improb? able that the vote for entry into the leagn* of Tintions would receive a greatfc percentage of support from ; Republicans than from Democrats. In many ways the President is more a Federalist-Republican than a Jef j fersonian Democrat. Under no other ; President has the power of the cen? tral government grown as rapidly. lie felt no reaction against a con? stitutional amendment which struck ! at local police power, the bulwark of ! state independence. Think of the long line of Democratic jurists who ; have laid it down as an axiom that the Constitution conferred no police ! power on the Federal government \ and that it would upset the Consti? tutional balance if it ever did. And I if the unopposed seizure of police ; power by the nation disturbs the ? manes of departed Democratic lead 1 ers, what must "Old Hickory" have '. thought when he learned that the ; Federal Reserve act had been passed ? at the instance of a Democratic suc I cessor? Sentenced to Hear Music Music as an instrument of reform I is, of course, no novelty. Its sooth j ing effect upon savage breasts was long ago noted. But it is character I istic of an age of uplift to hold that it can supersede policemen and prisons in dealing with criminals. The idea, like so many others which seem original, may be traced in the verse of the author of "Bab Bal? lads" and the librettist of the charming operas New York is now 1 rehearing. It is suggested by the assertion that the enterprising burglar in his off moments loves to listen to the merry village chime. But even Mr. Gilbert didn't contend that an ear for music, properly educated, would deter him from the pursuit of his profession. It may or may not be true that no musician ever committed a crime. So sweeping a statement at least deserves investigation. Other per? sons of artistic 'predilections have not been so fortunate. Not to men? tion modern instances, there was Wainwright, the friend of Lamb, who had a fancy for poisoning. Even his excuse for removing bis j sister-in-law, that she had such thick J ankles, however plausible in aes- j thetics, was lacking in ethical sound- j ness. But musicians in most cases i have been accustomed t.. nrusic from ; thi ir youth. It had a fair start in eliminating criminal tendencies. ! Newly applied to a hardened sinner, , could it be guaranteed to cure? It j would be safe, in .trying the expert- I ment, to keep the police and the j prisons a little while longer. There is no telling, however, to, what, conclusions penology, which is; now a science, may come. The ; tli ory that you could tell a criminal ; by the shape of his head has been' somewhat discredited of late, and the separation of sheep and goats still is a matter of some difficulty. But. if music will turn the goats into j sheep it ought to have a fair trial. ! The good old way, the simple plan. of dealing with criminals was to punish them. It may have been a ; crude method, but it worked after i a fashion. To the reformers of i to-day nothing so obvious appeals, j Wh; not try music as well as other! esoteric remedies? The Scuttling From Siberia A note to the .?ap??ese govern? ment, just made public by the State' Department, touches on the vexed: question? of the Siberian mystery in a somewhat reminiscent way. i It recalls the contents of a memo? randum presented to the Japanese Ambassador in Washington on July 17, 1918. In that document, it is, said, the objects of the American expedition were thus outlined: "First, to help the ('/.echo-Slovak, troops, which had, during their re-i tirement along the Siberian 'ailway, beca attacked by the Bolsheviki and! enemy prisoners of war in Siberia, to consolidate their forces and effect I their repatriation by way of Vlodi- i vostok, and "Second, to steady any efforts at i self-government or self-defense in which the Russians themselves might i be willing to accept assistance." The Czechoslovaks themselves cleared the Siberian railroad from i the Urals to Irkutsk and then marched east of Lake Baikal to i Chita, where they made a junction j i with Japanese and other Allied i troops coming north out of Man-! churia. Before the end of the sum- I mer of 1918 the road to Vladivostok) was open. But the Czecho-Slovaks didn't leave Siberia. They stayed I on to fight the L?nine government,! turn.,| west again, crossed the! Urals and established themselves on the line of the Volga. The first! purpose of American intervention ?the restoration of communica? tions with the Czecho-Slovaks?-was thus accomplished more than a y ar ago. 'I lie second purpose remained. Was any serious effort ever made to realize it? The Omsk govern? ment fought L?nine for nearly eigh? teen months. It rightly carried its war of self-defense into old Russia. Was any actual military aid given govi rnmeni by the American ? dition after the clearing of the Siberian railroad and apart from the policing of its eastern section? Was the Omsk government ever "steadied" to any noticeable extent While if. uns making its great efforts of 1918 and 1919 to hold off the Bol ihevists? Fro Czecho-Slovaks, having been rescued sixteen months ago, aro j now- getting ready to tnke ships I horn?. Kolchak'i government hash been virtually destroyed and West? ern and Central Siberia have been overrun by Lenine's armies. It seems an opportune moment for" the United" States to liquidate its | liabilities in Siberia. The expe I ditionary force there has been of ?little value to the anti-Bolshevist government. It is in the way of j the Japanese, who appear to be i ready to stem the Bolshevist in? vasion on the Lake Baikal line. There is no sound reason for keeping American troops in Eastern j Siberia unless they are to be used J in fighting the "Red" armies. So i they are to evacuate. Their evacu I ation will have Japan a free hand to prott - her interests and inci? dentally civilization on the Asiatic mainland. The State Department's note says that a further stay by the American troops might involve this country in undesirable complications. It suggests that the easiest thing for us to do is to retire. Yet this de? cision, it might as well be admitted, makes inappropriate the depart? ment's assurances that the "United States does not in the least re? linquish the deep interest it feels in ! the political and economic fate of the people of Siberia, nor its pur? pose to cooperate with Japan in the most frank and friendly way in all practical plans which may be worked out for the political and economic ? rehabilitation of that region.'" The power which stays behind I and rehabilitates Siberia will prob : ably gain the chief fruits of that rehabilitation as well as the credit for it. Those "Fair Prices' Very Fine, Mr. Williams, hut Where Con You Find Them ? To the Editor of The Tribuno. Sir: In an article in vour paper, which I read to-day, 1 believe Mr Will? iams, Federal Food Administrator, j says for Colonel Priedsam, chairman of the Fair Price Committee's sub-com? mittee on clothing, dry goods and shoes, that a woman can obtain a Cull set. of raiment at $(!(i.2:>. He goes on to enumerate different articles of clothing which can be bough! for the prices he quotes, but when he allows 28 cents for . complete outfit of underwear for a woman, I simply mu^t ask him a few questions, is. he speaking of the underwear for i n American woman or foi a Fiji Islander? Another, thing which is bothering me is, in this same article, Colonel Friedsam allows the men $1.65 for their underwear. Why be so stingy with the poor women? I think it is rather mean of him to want the men to be warmer than the women. \r..i docs he realize that where a man , has only two undergarments to buy a ? woman has three or four? If Colonel Friedsam will kindly le*. me know, maybe through Mr. Williams, I where 1 can purchase my underwear for 28 cents (underwear, of course, in? cludes corsets), I shall always be m debted to him. 1 see no mention in Colonel Fried sam's list of a waist to go with the lady's suit? Is this to be a new style for 1920? Maybe it would lie well, along with the prohibition and anti-smoke bills, to have one requiring the women to re- I main in the seclusion of their homes i for the winter. PERPLEXED. New York, Jan. 1 l, 1920. To the Editor of The Tribune. Sir: Where can Mr. Arthur Will? iams purchase "_i*?jDjen'8 underwear" for 28 cents, and what garment does he mean? Surely not a union suit! Some shopping! Just think! He allows $22.50 for a i 9uit, $16.50 for a .1res-. $19.75 for a coa'., $il.75 for shoes, 15 cents for hosiery-?and 2S cents for underwear.] Let's cut out the dress, buy just the suit, and use the $16.50 for under drapery - even if it doesn't show! To think of having 28 cents' worth of undewcar on in this weather is enough : to chill the marrow in one's bones! Frigidly, ELLA C. THOMPSON. New York, Jan. 14, 1920 _ To the Editor of Tin-, Tribune. Sir: The article in to-day's issu?, quoting Mr. Arthur Williams, refers to an overcoat for $19.85. Where can such an article be purchased? And speaking of outfitting a man, some of us continue to wear outer shirts and not a few indulte in a collar and necktie. And while it is true that a man has two hands, there should tie no: danger of losing bis trousers. A belt or suspenders is a great convenience. New York, Jan. 14, 1920. . M H.A. To the Editor of The Tribune. Sir: The article on fair price for ! outfitting a man is unfair, misleading and inaccurate and exasperating. I am about the city every day ami keep my eyes open, too, particularly in reference to men's outfitting. Over? coats of very ordinary quality ate $'<0 and up. Suits, ditto. My wifo ex? perienced considerable difficulty in buying me underwear at $6 per and that was half cotton, half wool. She says the information on ladies' wearing materials is just as mislead? ing. Imagine women's underwear at 28 cents per set! _ That item alone is sufficient to condemn the writer as grossly ignorant, or worse. Now, in fairness, give us farts, not such ridiculous stuff as that to rea ! over our breakfast' coffer. W. K. TAYLOR. Brooklyn, Jan, 16, 1920. Grtting Back Their Own (From The Philadelphia Preiml Some of the foreign new papers com? plain that wo are "dumping our locial scum on Europe." As the social scum w? arc dumping on Europe was original- j ly dumped on n* hy Europe, we can stand thu c?tnpluint. The Conning Tower Landing Their babies held high, facing home, The steerage passengers silent stand, With eyes that shine; the tourists run About the decks, guidebook in hand. We almost touch Vesuvius, Crest purple, base pale indigo; And there's beloved Virgil's tomb On cypress-topped Persilipo! . . : ?,| ?>!-? of ?.. m bei s -h-re. They guard it close, sky-tall and black : Small boats with sails, bright wave drowsed birds, Trail saffron wings on a silver track 1 j ?And, "Che belle/a! N'apoli! Magnificent! Superb! Sublime!" Then high above the rest, a voice, Well, give me Pittsburgh every time. Isabel Valle. Naples. It is pleasant to be able to inform Mr. Waldo Banning, who writes to the Lit'ry Page of the need for a book of Walter Pricbard Eaton's poems, that "Echoes and Realities" was published in 1917 by the George If. Doran Compony. "lalgar Lee Masters." says the Lit'ry 1 Pag\?, "finds his inspiration in the memory of Lincoln's wife, Ann Rut ledge." No wonder Spoon River gos sipped. from : Coast To: (.'oast Sir: Although not exultant over the New Year's Day score at Pasadena, most of us would gleam with satisfaction if certain misapprehensions regarding the Pacific Coast might be corrected. Please register my cate? gorical denial that the "University of Oregon is situated at San Francisco. Also please inform Mr. \V. D. Sullivan with all possible emphasis thai by twice referring to the Oregon team in his dispatch to the World ! of January '1 as "the men from Portland" he has twice collaborated in the perpetua? tion ,>f error, which I should consider, among authorities on agonistics, as a gratuitous perversity. t'ori .. ti I, ! u ? Kim. mi K. Piper, .in. "Great resort hotels and bungalows will bouse you luxuriously- -or live in comfort at less cost," advertises the U. S. Railroad Administration. "On this basis," says (I. T., "me for comfort." ?| Gotham dleanings M ***Mr. Bcrthold A. Baer went tu a party Wednesday cve'g. Merit Swopc left Thursday fur a'bricl sojourn in the South. ***Miss Ruth Henderson who was aib'ng lately is off the sick list. ***Quite a little snow fell last week, serving no good purpo.se. ***Mr. !?'. X. ( 1'Malley had a few words in Gco. Lorimcr's paper last w eck. Rollin Kirby is contemplating a trip to Bermuda on or abouti Feb. 23. H:**Geo, Harrington of here is be? trothed, Miss Elaine Sterne being the lucky girl. ***Murdock Pemberton'a new sun. F. P. Pemberton, is doing elegantly for a 2 wks. boy. Miss Elizabeth Cobb of Os sining is the guest of Miss Avis Html,es of E. 38th st. ***Aleck Woollcott is back from Cleveland, O., where he went to ? make :i speech, delivering same * ** "Chris Morley is moving over l here from Philadelphia he having accepted a position on the Even? ing '' ist of this place. ***Mucli speculation here abouti who will get the Rep nomination our guess being Gen. Wood and our hope being Cm. Allen. ***\Ve know how the telephone people must feel when people ask them somebody's number which is in the directory. Not a week passes that somebody doesn't ask us how it? get in touch with so-and-so, when the name and address are in the telephone directory all the time. Umbrellas and goloshes may be in order so as to protect the occupants of the orchestra seats from the tears of the upper tiers. (Pardon the unavoid? able rhyme.)?-James Gibbons Hunok"r in the World. Pardon the unavoidable criticism, but what's the rhyme? It is doubted by E. S. whether any? body ever gets enough money to sup? press the impulse immediately to tear the pay envelope into infinit, .sima! pieces. .No. \\> I nn'l Cvcn Tliink of rt Good Headline Sir: In Rrentano's this afternoon I asked for "After Thirty," by Julian Street. While wrapping the book the clerk remarked pleas antly, "We sell a lot. of her books," und then added. "She's one of the most popular writ ? ." 1 didn't know ?hat to say. Do you? _ umn "' olonel Porter," it is gleaned from The Tribune, "said (hat fifteen men likely would bo attached to the stalT I of the soon-to-be appointed supervising prohibition agent." Vo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! ? - It is expected tb?' Jumes W. Gerard will presiib- and speak, as will Senator Robert L. Owen, tonner Governor Joseph W, Folk of Missouri, and others. The Tribune. "And'to tlie top of every tree Promoted everybody." St. Swilhjn emerged Friday night and saw his shadow, presaging forty cen? turion of drought. V. P. A. WHEN WE LOCK UP ARE WE GOING TO BRING THE CAT IN, TOO? (CopTrigtit, 1920. New York Tribun? Inc.) It has been noted that spitball pitchers and men who use the reverse twist service are better in a short con? test than a long one. The same, we think, holds true of Gilbert Chesterton, most expert exponent of the baffling paradox, which has the sharpest break of all literary devices. In other words Mr. Chesterton can often say more in a paragraph than in a c?apter. In hi* "Irish Impressions" (John Lane) for instance he marks the whole circum? ference of the problem in as short a space a-! this: "It would be well if a man could enter Ireland really knowing that no knows nothing about Ireland; if pos? sible, not even the name of Ireland. The misfortune is that most men know the name too well, and the thing coo little. The hook would probably be a better book, as well as a better joke, if 1 were to call the island throughout by some name like Atlantis, nn<{ only r veal i n the last page that J was re? ferring to Ireland. Englishmen would see a situation of great interest, ob? jects with which they could feel con? siderable sympathy, and opportunities of which they might take considerable advantage, if only they would really look at the place plain and straight, as they would at eomo entirely new island, discovered by that seafaring adventures which is the real romance of England. In short, he might Jo something with it if he would only treat it as an object in front of him, and not as a subject or a story left behind him." Writing of Bert Williams in his volume of essays called "In the Garret," Carl Van Wehten says: "Pert Will? iams shuffled along in his hopeless way; always the huit of fortune and al? ways human. He reblackened his face, enlarged his mouth, wore shoes which extended beyond the Emits of even extraordinary feet, but he never tran seended the precise lines of character? ization. He was as definite as Mans? field, as subtle as Coquelin, Huso saw him on one of her American tours and promptly decided he was America's finest actor. His pantomimic powers were great and for their exploitation he relied almost entirely on his eye and his hands, with the occasional aid of a bracing smile. In his poker game, for example, he d< veloped a scene, without speaking a single word, which was enjoyable even to those spectators who did not play cards. To have : heard him sing '1 May lie Crazy, but I Ain't No Fool,' 'The Phrenologist Coon,' 'All Coin' <>ut and Nothing Com ing In,' or the inimitable 'Nobody,' was to have heard and ?eon something ns Hue in its way as the contemporary theater had to offer." ft is curious to observe how rapidly American criticism is outgrowing its "..1 prejudice that whatever is popular on the stage as in books must of neces? sity In' of little account. In some limit.Ts the process of changing the point of view is not. quit<? complete. Iho Department of tho Interior, for in- ) stance, has just issued a series of read? ing lists, one of which, "Thirty Books of Great Fiction," lists two novels of James Fenimore Cooper and ignores ! Mark Twain's "Huckleberry Finn." The explanation, perhaps, lies in the fact ; that Cooper has been dead longer. But in circles more alive to life than government officialdom, tho tendency | has gone far in the other direction. We arc much concerned with the liv? ing and we are inclined to hold that anything very popular must also have an inherent quality of true merit. Tho critics feel that they must explain and justify the poularity of this song or play or novel. They manage to save face and preserve the function o? criticism by saying that while it i true that the unlettered mob likes an: .enjoys the particular bit of popula; art il does not utiderstand its tru< inwardness. Accordingly, we 701 learned articles on the musical signifV canee of Irving Berlin and Geortr? ; Cohan and highbrows work out sonn complex theory about Charlie Chaplin so that they can enjoy him in spue o the fact that almost everybody elsi does. I Our sympathies are with tho move ; ment, although we are ready to adm: ; that it has gone too far. There ma be popularity in any one of the art j without a justification in quality. W j are interested and somewhat impressc 1 when some critic finds Chaplin as ii i scrutable us the Mona Lisa, thinkir ! perhaps of Walter Pater'a cummer j "Here's the head upon which all tl 1 pics of the earth have come and tl ; eyelids are a little weary." And v ! admit that Irving Berlin's music d j serves serious consideration, but \ ! are not willing to accept the fact popularity a?; the sign of assured, r [ though perhaps hidden, virtues, f . then we shall also be compelled to i i elude Harold Bell Wright and Same ? Shipman among the immortals. ? Duse's remark that Bert Williai , was America's finest actor seems to a ludicrous overstatement, and yet can understand her saying it if 1 judgment was formed at the prec instant that Williams finished telli the story about Martin. It was story of a negro preacher who lost way one dark night and sought shelt At a small farm he was told that ' only place available was a haun house down the road a piece. 1 preacher had his Bible with him 1 so he went calmly enough to haunted house and built a tire in bip: room and sat down to read Kood book. Suddenly a small bl cat brushed past him. "Isn't it nice," thought the old m "that there is life to keep tue compi hero in this gloomy place?" But cat walked over to the fireplace : ate a live coal and spit out the spin The old man turned in constern?t 101 the Bible and began to read alo "the fifth chapter of the Gospel cording to St. .Mark," but before could go further another cat ente the room, a cat about as biff as a col and' thig cat Walked over to the f place and ate tw< * 1 out the spark* "When are we g'w ri" to ' ".. i lM I the little cat. "We can't do nothing till ?' ??*'? ? cernes," replied the b g Again the old negro pi i her tonga* consolation in the !' b a, but a third i cat entered the rooi "tie ?m about as big as u pony an i it ate thm live coals and spit out t ? "When are we g i ?'' Si*<i ' the little cat, ai ? higgut I one answered, "Vi loti eg tk. Martin con e ? The old man ?? put h:i : Bible in hie t and run f? i the door. Bui ? ? ? ' oat ^* I said to the b Martin : comes, y o ; ti ' . ", M ' I'se gone." Are Amcm ans t razy?" ' To the Edit ir ?? ; Sir: Your recent I PI Americans Craj of M story my fathei .a nth cen? tury dry goods me . It toll Shawlt in tho 118 - cient demand i lartneal devote It ?" ? ; , raton ?? the late A. T, Stewart to visit t*A department ever; talk <>*?' with the hea I del toe* ?nd find out what itei ing *na why not, if not ment o? India shawls were not teif MM cessful, ami .- tewi ri mpla a? the variou ? _ ? ..? : askeo why the buyi r I ? would take in this mi ?answer "?? that *: ey were ha (*? in England, v. ?. en, in ordr to enc luragc the " her ne* empire, India, h id at l " :' wearing ?'? what was ! md *?? ti .1 S50 ?. I] orderad that it f;e r; ised to I ethers in proport surely do not to believe that a < i 'kttr anything of - uch paltrj ' The story goes t were ?11 *<>!< in a week. Is not the present craz? for i'i: priced articles basi 1 on sot ? * "?' similar ground, and ' ?? 11 P?" when the pn ei ne* aires ? ... ? r wanta fr spent their mom y? The new rid ' ? hat laj ivcrc the i i ' the >v'?r of the Rebellion. JOB. i? "?!. N. J.. Jai Tired ? i : .<? Don't you get awfully 1 . heari*f it repeated so constant y ti kt the peo? ple are to blame foi price ?' commodities because they w : only k*T commodities that are '? Don't yon get fully I : ?' clothing deal, rs and their wares arc eed becaaM people only buy (he . \ ? ./'?'? Don't you get awfullj tired paj ng s tho way u[i to 25 cents a poui I sugar because t h< ro\ ci ?> : l a high price for the I oui liai a crop ??" lakes no steps to ?ecure the cheaper Cuban sugar? Don't you get awfidll tired pretending that a government thi talks all of the time and does very litt!? ?ny of the time is efficient govarnroenv Moat people do.