Hayes Returns;
J5^ants U. S. Aid
In Peace Move
N. Y. Arehbishop Would
Have America Help Dis?
armament, Arbitration
and Soeial J u a t i c e
Praises New Cardinal
Says He Did Not Discuss
.Ireland Officially or XJn
ofticially Witlt the Popc
Arehbishop Patrick J. Haycs of the
Catholic dioceso of Xew York _who
went to Rome in January on an officlal
visit to the l'ope, returned ycaterday
on the steamship Patria, of the Fabre
Linc, which was held in Quarantine for
the night.
When the snloon paasengera had
been passed by the health ofticer Arch
filsh.op Haycs and his party were taken
aboard tho police boat John F. Hylan
4and landod at Fiftieth Street, North
River, and from there motored to the
ferchepiscopnl residenee.
In a prepared statement the Arch
'bishop outlined th? features of his
pfficial visit and the impression his
meeting with the Pope had made UDon
him.
$300,000 for Missions
Among the various topica of discus
t.on held in the Vatican he said waa
that of the work of the Catholic mis?
sions, and hc informed the Pontiff that
the contributions from this dioceae
for missionary work had amounted to
$300,000.
Arehbishop Hayes deaeribed Pope
Benedict as a strong man, who with
stood well the atrain of six years of
war, and that his alert and intensc
persona'.ity gave pro-ni^e of many
years of sublime service to the world.
"My visit to Europe,'' h$ said, "filled
me with the hope that some interna?
tional poliey will be adopted by the
United States in accordance with the
soundest and most integral American
principles and traditions without en
tangling and sellish alliances?such a
poliey' aa will enable us to !do ,th;e
things that we can do toward interna?
tional arbitration, wise disarmament,
soeial juatice and economical righteous
neas, ? - ' ... . . ,
"I read with keen -satisfaction the
radio at sea quoting President Har
dingjs inaugural address in regard to
America's.friendly attitude toward all |
mankind. FerVently do I pray that our>
Chief Magistrate'p Administration may,
be blessed by God'wfth the light of
wisdom, the strength of courage, the |
sense of justice nnd the hreudth of
charity that the heaft and mind of
humanity 'so much yearned for, in the
new and strange day that has dawned
upon the world.
'?The Iriah question did not come "up
for consideration officially or unoffi
clally. I was not consulted by the i
Holy See as the press reported. The I
Vatican is following the poliey of neu-!
trality and impartiality in this as in
other similar matters. Moreover, after'
reading the forceful public utterances !
of the bishops of Ireland, who have the j
right to speak on the subject, it would
be indelicate for an American bishop,
uninvited, to interfere outside of his
own diocese. Here in New York. as is
well known, I have not hesitated to
plead and defend Ireland's cause. Let
me ad(i that wherever I turned abroad
the Irish problem was being discussed. |
Ireland's atruggle grows hourly more
appealing in the opinion of free men
eyerywhere, Bince the issu^ has long
since eeased, in the opin.on of thinking
men, to be merely a domestic difficulty
between England and Ireland. It now
has become a matter of serious con
cern to all nations, great and srnall,
and to all races, big and little.
Praises New Cardinal
"With regard to the new American
Cardinal, I wish to say that the choiec
made by the Pope, who alone has the
right to create member* of the Sacred
Senate of tho Church, is an excellent
one. Both the arohdiocese of Philadel
phia and its distinguished Arehbishop
are worthy of the exalted honor.
"The illncss of Caidinal Gibbons has
been a aource of grave anxiety to the
Holy Fathei. All Home Is relieved to
hear of the Cardinal's condition."
Arehbishop Hayes orTicially an?
nounced the creation of three Knighta
of St. Gregory and four monsignori
for the ,\iw York arehdiocese. The
new knight.s are George J. Gillespie,
lawyer-, George Macdonald, financier,
and Thomas Farrell, eoal dealer. These
made monsignora, on recommendation
of the Arehbishop, were the Rev. Wil?
liam Livingston, of St. Gabriel'a
Church; the Itev. Joseph McMahon, of
the Church of Our I.ady of Lourdes;
the Rev. Joseph Smith, superintendent
of parochial schools and rector of St.
Bernard's Church, and the Rev. Joseph
Sheahan, of Poughke.eps.ie.
-?
Cmitor Sirota and Daughter
ln Cdricert at Metropolitan
Cantor Sirota, assisted by a choir,
eonducted by M. Macjitenberg, gave a
concert at the Metropolitan Opera
House laat evening, The program was
made up v>f Hebrow lithurgical music
and folk songs. Miss lielena Sirota.
soprano, also' assisted her father, and
it waa said sang for the first time in
this city. She was heard in sevcral solo
numbers with piano accompaniment and
i:i a duet, "Ovisirh," with her father.
The Stage Door
Th* Brerlar matfnees of "The Tyranny
of !..iv.i," ;it the Ilijou Theater. will l,,,
diaconUnued altwp this week. it Is an?
nounced that the pluy will bo reaumed
later ln tha sprlng
Margaret Angllns perlormance ot "Iphl
fenia" will be Klvan at th* Manhattan
Opeca JUuise Thursday nlght, April 7, ln
?tead "? tho Monday before. as previously
amiount ed
There will he -<-?.tr-a mRtlnaes of "EJutT
IWadame" and "Mtas I.ulu llett" to-mor?
row, St. Patrlck's Day.
"T.ove Birdn" will givo It? mld-week ma?
tinee to-morrow, Instead of to-day,
"Without Llmlt," a piciurlxatlon of Cal
vln Johnaton'a "Temple Dusk." will be the
feature at th<5 fapitol Theater next we<
Mahel Dunnlns'a recltal, schortuled for
March 81, at Aeollan Hall, haa been poai
ponod to April 1!'.
At the I'rltorlon Thoater next week "The
Faith Healar" will continue its engage
ment. jtoatoo. Arbuckle. in "The Dollar a
Year Man." wl!l be the attraction ut tho
Itiaito; and '-'The hovo Special," with Wal
lace Reld, will be the flim feature at the
Kivoli.
Harry TTanlon has surceeded Tlenry T)ug
Kan ln the rolo of I.uiher rarlt'y, In "The
Brnkcn Wing," at tho Forty-eighth Street
Theater.
I.ionH Barrymore ln "Jim, the Penman"
nnd "Trapplnf tha Ilobrwt" tho first of the
*.-rie.H of ' A<iv.-titurea ot Hill and Uob," will
be Bhown at the Strand Theater next week
A special Easter Week program for chil?
dren wlll be_alvon at the Ulvoll Theater
for a Hori'-B of mornlng perforinanct'S, be
VlnninK Saturday.
t<#wrett? Taylor wlll ?ive a apeelal matl
c? of "J?a? or Mr Haart" to-morrow.
"Butterfly" Opens
Next WeekVOpera BiU
Farrar to Sing Monday Nij?ht,
While Easton Heads '1'arsifal*
Ca?t Friday Afternoon
"Mndama Butterfly" will open the
nineteenth week of the Metropolitan
Opera season next Monday night, when
it will be sung by filirto. Farrar and
Messrs. Hackett and De Luca.
"Parsifal" will be given as a Good
Friday matinee, with Mmca. Easton,
Gordon, Mellish, Ingram, Tiffany, De
lounois, Sundclius a:id Ellia and
Afessrs. Sembach, Whitehill, Blass,
Didur. Gustafson, D'Angclo, Picco,
Bada nnd Audisio.
Other operaa next week will'bo:
"Rigoletto" Wednesday night, with
Mmes; Chase and Pcrini and Mcasra.
Gigli, De Luca and Mardones.
''Mamin" Thursday night, With Mme.
Farrar and Messrs. Hackett, Chalmers
nnd Rothier.
"The Polish Jew" and "II Segreto di
Suzahna" as a double bill on Friday
night, the former sung by Mmes.
Delaunois and Howard and Messrs.
Chamlee, Caupolican and Martino. "II
Segreto di Suxannk" will be sung by
Miss Bori and Mr. Scotti.
"Andrea Chenier" will be next Satur
day's matinee, with Mmes. Murio.
Prrihi, Howard and Dalossy and
Messrs. &gli. Danise and Didur.
"Faust* will be next week'.s popular
price opera on Saturday night, sung by
Mmea. Sundelius, Ellia and Berat and
Messrs. Harrold, Chalmers, Rothier and '
D'Angclo. Mr. Wolff will conduct.
"La Forza dcl Destino" will be sung
m conccrt form on next Sunday eve
ning by Mmes. Peralta, Gordon nnd
Egerier and Messrs. Crimi, ZanVlli,
Mardones, Chalmers, Ananian, D'An
gelo, Reschiglian and Paltrinieri. The ,
ei.tire orchestra and chorus will take |
part, under the direction of Mr. Papi.
"Iphigenia in Aulis" Is
Postponed to April 7
Margaret Anglin's dramatic perform?
ance of the "Iphigenia in Aulis" of
Euripides, with the incidental music
composed by Waltcr Damrosch, to be
given fo rthc first time in New York
during the Oratorio Soeiety Music Fes
tival in the Manhattan Opera House,
originally -announced for production
April 4, has been postponed to April 7.
All tickets dated April 4 will be hon
cred at the April 7 performance.
Owing to the demand for seats for
this production it haa been decided to
repeat the "Iphigenia in' Aulis" for a
.?peeial matinee Friday, April 8, com
niencing the performance at 3 p. m. in
crder to give school children an oppor?
tunity to see this classic.
The Oratorio Soeiety of New York
has volunteered to participate in the
-Ml-America mass meeting Friday
night in Madison Square Gbrden
in protest against anti-American
propaganda. The soeiety will be repre
sented by a turnout of more than 450
of its rrtembors. A program' consisting
of patriotic songs has been arr*nged
which will be given under the direction
(,f Albert Stoeasel, chorus maater of
the soeiety.
Senate Closes Special
Session; 3 Confirmed
h'rom The Tribune's Washington Bureau
WASHINGTON, March 15..The Sen?
ate to-day ended its special session
and will not meet again until April 11,
when che extra session of Congress
convenes.
Its final work was the confirmation
of three ncminations sent ln ny Presi?
dent Harding. Chief of these was
Robert Woods Bliss, of Now York, now
chief of the Western European Affairs
Division of the State Department, who
was named Third Assistant Secretary
of State, succeeding Van Santvoord
Mcrle-Smith. Mr. Bliss has been in
the diplomatic service seventeen years,
having liled appointments in Petrograd,
Brussels, Buenos Ayres and Paris.
Other nominationa sent in by the
President and' immediately confirmed
were Irving W. Wright, of Wyoming,
to -be register of the land ofTice at
Landor, Wyo., and J. Ira Kirby, of
Wyoming, to bo receiver of public
moneya at Butfalo, Wyo.
Neither the nomiiTHtion for the Ship
ping Board nor the nomination of
Colonel George Harvey as Ambassador
to I.ondon appeared. The nominationa
of John J. Each to the Interstate Com
merce Commission and Charles C.
Madison as District Attorney of West?
ern Missouri went over.
Seagle ?Sings French Songs
Previons Favoritew Ropeated at
Town Hall RVoital
Oscar Seaglo, whose reputation as a
singer of impeccablc taste and author
ity is well establiahed, gave a recital
last night in tho Town Hall. He gave
a program largely devoted to aongs in
French, including several numbers with
which he has met with succesa in pre
vious seasons. Of these, a group of old
French songs, among which were
"Musette," "Chanson a danser" and
[ "Chanson a manger," gave muoh pleas
ure. He entered into their snirit with
zest. His voice is not one of the great
est mellowness, and inclinea to hard
hesa in tho upper tones, but ii is pro
duced without effort and his diction
and command of style are admirablo.
Its agreeable quality was displayed to
advantage in "Nocturne," by Frarick;
"Lamento Provencale," by Paladilhe,
and "Les Balcons," by Debussy.
Clarence Loomis's Work*
Heard in Concert Program
Mediocrity was the keynut,e of a
concert of compositions by Clarence
Loomis, given by the ' composer as ?
pianist, with the asaistance of Marie j
Louise Wagner, soprano; Hans Hess, \
'cellist, and Rudolph Polk violinist! :
yesterday afternoon at A'eolian Hall. !
Mr. Lftomis is young and has evidently |
not yet found himself as a composer. i
He ia obsessed by a delight in chang- |
ing tonalities, but his struggles with
the modern idiom, as reprosented or?
yesterday'a program by a nonat-u for
violin and piano, a Bonata for 'cello
and piano and various Botigs, have not
yet brought forth 1'ruits worthv to be
i considered aeriously. In these hybrid
days simplicity of style is a pearl
without price. If Mr. Loomte would be,
lesa elaborute he might bo more elo
quent.
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Riot orChiffon
Smothers Rooney
In the 'Love Birds'
Paf s Arl Almotfl Subiuerged
in Veh'icle That Subordi
nates Vaudeville to Devicea
of the Musical Come^y
TUB CAflT*
Arthnr Harwood. . ..Rlchard Bnld
A Bhorpcr.,,?Btty, Mack
Vlolot Morley.Bvelyn OavanauRh
Hal Sterllna.B_rr?tt OteanwooU
Jpnnto O'Hara.Kllzaboth Murr^y
A shopper.'.....'..'.. . Bflna' l.ueo
Mr*. Brnnnon Chartorla.. ..Grace lCllaworlh
Allenn Cliarterla.Ellr.abeth lltnes
Mr. HroiiHon Ohartcrls.. .. J_jnc? K>. Sutltvaji
M?ml? O'Grady.Marlon Bent
Mr. Johnson.Vlncent Lopets
Pat .pBt Boonny
A porter.Tom Ooit
Mme. DMaunols.Kmllln Le*
MoriH. ("hampvallon.lUwy Domar
Bmlr Nehmtd Ducklm.Harry Mayo
Allene'a mald.Patn.r Dolanv
Emir's attemlaut.Harold GlcHnr
Volouka .,._mlll? Laa
Warrington Knight.Tom Plnglo
Fatlma,.Bva Pnvenport
Sakl ..Sylvla Ford
Pntrona of the miisic hall, where Pftt
Rooney and Marlon Bent have been
seen for some se.adns In the swiftly
shifting scenes of vaudeville onte.tain
hnent, have often wished to serve a
stay of proccedings, a sort of writ of
ne cxeat, on Pat in favor of a more
extended session. For this popular
young Irishman has developed a style
all his own, and vaudeville and
cabaret nrtists are now giving imita
tions of Pat Rooney in those precincts
where impersonation of 'Frisco and
George M. Cohan are unmoving.
It was in hope of more complote rev
elntion of Rooney that these friends of
the "two a day" hailed "Love Birds,"
which was shown at the Apollo Thc
ater last nijrht under the producing
a?gis of Max Wilner and S. Romberg.
But there was so much of "Love.
Birds," such a smother of silk and
satin and chiffon strophe and anti
strophe that Rooney had little chance
against the decorator, the costumer, the
ballet master and the writer of lyrics.
And a roferendum' arnong the more
light hearted of the audience would
have declared for "Rings of Smoke,"
which Pat used to confess himself was
just hot air.
There were some pretty tunes and
multitudinous irahl and silver vestiges
which must. mark sweet music nowa
jdays, but somehow one felt that one
had not really seen the thing one came
to see-- that it was going on back stage,
where Pat Rooney was takirig alarm at
his own flying, or that it might take
place in Pat's flat, if he'd only invite
?one to go along.
"Love Birds" is the glorilied "revue"
of vaudeville. The biggest of the birds
is billed as th-e Emu of Persia, and it
is no sweet song he singeth. Emilie
Lea distinguished herself "in the dance
and so did Evelyn Cavanagh.
Elizabe,th Murray, another successful
vaudeville artist, aided in the abs.nco
of Rooney. Likcwise the Rooney
Jazz Band.
Mme. Ilulda Lashanska Sings
For McGill Scholarship Fund
Mme. Hulda Lashanska, soprano, lent
her voice to a good cause when she
sang at Carnegie Hall last. evoning for
the benefit of the Margaret McGill
scholarship endowment of t.he Musical
|Art Society. This was the third'and
.final conccrt of a seri<;s in aid of this
fund. In excellent voice, Mme. Lashan?
ska sang delightfully a program com
pr.sing songs by Itali.an German, Rus?
sian. bcandmavian and American com
poscrs. Prank La Forge was the ac
companist.
On the Screen
Twain's "Connecticut Yankee,"
Up to Date, Fumishes Ex
cellent Film Materiul
No matter where you alt at the Sel
wyn Theatcr, where Mark Twain's "A
Conflccticut Vankee in King Arthur's
Court" is being presentod in film vcr
liion, there probably will be a man be
hind you who will inairst that the story
L?nt true to the book and that tho plc
ture titles aren't Twain's but that
trnme indlvidual will be heard 'oinlng
in the laughter that ia certain to dog
{his nlm wherevor it goea.
, A lot of things have been invented
Bince Mark Twain wrote his story?
thinga like motorcycles, automobiles,
cowboy Htcrature, prohibition and
cthcr more or less necessary and noisy
devices. They all figure ln the William
Vox film verajon of the Twain fantasy,
but they are put in so frankly and the
changing of the story is done so
honestly that no real criticlsm can ro
sult: The lines are more like Cohan
than Twain, it is true, but they bring
laughs in plenty, and the basic idea is
big enough and broad enough so that
the Twain spirit pervades everything,
fo the result 1. satisfying?more es
peclally as the production is lavish
cnd the principals havo been well
chosen.
Hatry 0. Myera is the Connectlcut
Yankee, brought very much down to
date. Instead of being the plaln, hard
headed Yankeo of the book, he ia a
rich man's son of the matinee type.
Paulir.e Starke plays the girl the
Yankee really loves, and wno reap
pears as Sandy when the plot shifts
back to the year 520. Rosemnry Theby,
as Queen Morgan Le Fay; William V.
Mong, as Merlin, the magician, and
Georgo Siegmann, aa Sir Sagramore,
do well with the other r61e_ of im
portance. The rest is left to the pro
ducer who has built castles in Uio en
saiiguined foothills of Loa Angeles,
and constructed roadways for the
countless motorcycles on which the
knights dash to the aid of the hero
and <he king- for, though if something
up-to-date had to replace the bicycles
of Mark Twain's fancy, airplanes
might have been more satisfactory to
sticklera for modernity. Also it is
unfor'unate, when all that money was
spent on buildinga and crowda, that
there was not a large enough sum set
aside to hlre a caption writer who
would know better than to hyphenate
the word "methinks."
For photography from a technical
viewpoint it is a question if this film
has been excelled. There are snap and
vigor about the management of the big
scenes and small ones and at least
orice there is some real drama, when
the Yankee is escortod to the torture
chamber and, through the persuasive
use of a revolver, forces the release of
all the victims of the queen's hate.
Most of the story is comedy, however,
with just enough of the author's real
purpose showing through to contrast
present day civilization with that of
the Dark Ages. The story has been long
regarried as the rlchest of film mate
rial, just as Ben Ilur offered obvious
possibilitics for a produoer of spec
tacular drama. Both merely awaited
fitting production. Just how "A Con?
necticut Yankee" could have been bet- '
ter produced, all things considercd, is
hard to imagine.
?
Job Hunters Wait as Harding
Puzzle? Over Income Tax !
WASHINGTON', March 15.?While
job hunters cooled their heels around
the White House offices to-day, Presi?
dent Harding toiled over his income
tax return. Like many other A.meri
cans, he had left the job to the last
moment and only folk> with urgent
husiness got in to see him untll he had
told the income tax man all about
himself, his family and his means of
livelihood.
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"The Right Girl"
Islnoi f ensive
And Uninteresting
New Musical Show at Times
Squarc Theater Follows
All Sct Ilules, Achieving
an Unusual Mediocrity
By Heywood Broun
An inoffensive and ruggedly mediocre
musical comedy called "The Right Girl'1
was produced,at the Times Square The?
ater last night. It Ia a show in which.
the girls kneel by the footlights and
extend their arms toward the audience.
rresently they are engaged in being
tilted back and forth in rocking chairs
by chorus men, and tho end of an act
is generally slgnalized by a numbcr in
which half the girls swny in ono direc
tion while the other half chooso the
opposite.
Every rule In the musical comedy
primer is slavishly followed 1:1 "The
Right Girl," which Is, as a rcsult, strik
ingly dull and orthodox. The caat is
commonplace. Earle Benham slngs
pretty well, and so does Dolly Connolly.
In splte ol* a book rather more du!!
than usual, Rapley Holmes gets a little
fun out of dnnking cold t.a and pre
tending that It isfwhisky.
Raymond \V. Peck wrote the book
and lyricfl and Percy Wenrich the
muslc. Mr. Wenrich succeeded in mak
ing even the jaz_ numbcrs eeem as
decorous as hymn tunes.
Three one-act plays by Ilarold
Chapin were presentcd yesterday
afternoon by his mother, Mrs. Alice
Chapin, for the benent of the charitiea
of All Souls' Church, at the Little
Theater. Tho tirst act of Harold
Chapin's three-act play "The New
Morality," now being played at special
niatinees by Grace George, was in
cluded in tho program.
Chapin, who was killed in the war
in 1915, at the age of twenty-nine, left
sixteen plays, most of them short, and
of theae, tlll "The New Morality,''
alyiost nothing was known ia this
country. Three had been produc*ed
here: "The Dumb and the Blind," by
Graham Brown; "Art and Opportunity"
and "The Marriage of Columbine."
Addit:onal evidence of Mr. Chapin's
great ability for the stage is shown
by the three presentcd yesterday
"lt's tho Poor as 'Klps the Poor,"
"Muddle Annie" and "Augustus in
Sear.u of a Father." But though he
had undoubtedly fine feeling for the
theater. and a mind sensitive to char
acter and to social facts, he has not
yot been shown here as master of form
or hungry for substance.
Thore were some admirable perform
ances in the matinees, notably that of
Mrs. Chapin herself; Ralph Sipperly,
Elinor Cox, Leona'Hogarth and Ivan
Simpson. Mr. Simpson directed the
three plays.
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AMY NEILL
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CARNEGIE HALL ?
Thurs.'Evo., 8:15. Sat. Atl.. 2 -30. Mar. 17 and 19
OSION SYMPHONY
ORCHESTRA
PIERRE MONTEUX.Conductor
Tlrkcts a! Btfif. Qfllee;
Sat. Aft.. ttt 'l-.Mh
KREISLER
Tlclcets now at. Box Offlcf.
Directlon C. J. Foley. Stelnway Piano.
NEW YORK SYMPHONY
ORCHESTRA
WALTER DAMRORL'H rn-JPliCTOR
r-irn^cri^l-lill TO-mv.ahnrs.iArt. atS
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CLOSING CONCERTS of HISTORICAL CYCLE
Wagner Program
FLORENcTeASTON
AEOLIAN HALL. SAT., MAR. 19, AT II A. M.
SYMPHONY CONCERT FOR CHILDREN
Closing Concert of the Season
AEOLIAN HALL. SUN. AFT., MAR. 20, at 3
PAUL KOCHANSKI
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Mfit. EVA.NS ,?t SALTBH i Stelnsvay Piano)
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CARNEGIE HALL THIS EVENING AT 8:15 j
Schola Cantorum;
ki i:r si'iiiNni.nn. ronttuctor.
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PALESTRINA'S "MISSA PAPAE MAHCELLI."
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DANIEL WOLF
ffA.Nt; REcri'Ai. v (6Loln.taj Piano)
MENGELBERG
HIS t.A.<T SUiVDaY CONCBIfT
CAKNEulE HALL, SUNDAY EVE.. MARCH 20 i
National Symphonv Orchestra
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