New-York tribune. [volume], August 27, 1922, Page 2, Image 62

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Say what you will, there's no enjoyment like the en?
joyment of the man who gets the point of the funny
yarn a little bit late. You will see him giggling to
himself all the way home.
W. E. HILL
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"What was that? What was that she said to the Httfc
fella?" Something really ought to be done about the
man who sits next at the musical show and is jag fc
little late in getting the jokes. They have to ?ink fa
gradually?but, oh, so gradually, and unless frow*5
on heavily he'll expect you to help.
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"Well, peoples, the first hundred years is the hardest, they say! We should worry." Howell
is the original comic boy. Just LISTEN to him! Pretty soon he will be saying that Mrs.
So-and-So had "everything on out the kitchen sink." Maybe you've guessed it by this time.
Yes, Howell is one of those unfortunate jokers who never quite catch up with the current
gibe and jest. Two years from now Howell will probably be talking on "Mad Money" and
"Finale Hopper."
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Some people have a sixth sense for being late.
Especially when it comes to meeting a friend
at lunch time. Anette is like that. On time
means nothing in her gay young life?if she
gets there some time during the twenty-four
hours, well -and good. But if YOIJ dare to be
late when meeting Anette ! Oh, gee ! Oh, gosh i
Aren't you sorry for the young
man with the bald spot and the
bottle of tonic? His friends
sey it's too late to do anything
about i^ but the barber who
sold him the tonic allows that
it's better late than never. See
how energetically he rubs! It
looks to as as though he might
rub off what hair he still has!
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7** W4I,,J,*!?? "^T "--V1-1? o* the snappy comeback in time?
tea a hard fife. He's always figuring out what he should have
told Morns when Morris wanted to push the Pittsburgh deal,
or what he should have ?aid to Mrs. RonneHs, provided, etc.,
etc., etc
Cousin Delight Bascomh is awfully conservative, so to speak,
about dress. Style may not get to her until it ceases to be
style, but on the other hand, why take up anything until time
has proved its worth? For instance, if five or tax years from
now bobbed hair stands the te-sfc. Cousin Delight will, maybe,
bob her hair.
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?ri?gie never gets the tunes until a year or so after the/
v 2 jc???!r ?? "5 v<$ry IK-i-B?ar, and then she gets them hai?
??tt d thrmk lier btt?e throat would burst. This morning sbo*
cleaning the inside? out of m broiler -and taking "The Lo**
Nest1? ob high.