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Kern ???r?< ?ribtinje First to Uvt?the Troth: News?Edl t?na??,?A?!v?>ut?emtnta 5a>aa?**r of ti,-? Avdst Bureau of circuUttOfta Tt'BSDAY. OCTOBBR 3, 1922 fHnwd tor K?** T?M* l?Hn tec. ? **???" Vat* r?FD?rfUkm. r-ahltoto?] <t?tly. 0*?-t?-- tWJ. r?il dent; O. Vtrcor Ro?rr?. Vi?*e - l'r-MW<*r>t ; H*?*** Staem ?*io. i?ivreiirr; St. R MailieW, Tr*a-.-m-r. A?tdr*nt. TV.bttn? Butldiac, IM .Na-t-sau Street,' >,'??# tore. ToWrtij?*?. QeeXnun 3C*0. _ ?ntscnirno.v ratw? ~- nr m?tj. mdutUr-g "**??**?.. IN TUE VKITED STATE?: 9a* fr On? Rs- Ma?. Poatnafc*. Y?-ar Month? Month Daily and Smi.lay.?1?.0O $?.w Hot On? ?????*. t?o. ?ally onjv.10.M BOO .85 On? ???o*. 36?. Guada? ouly. 4.06 5.2} ?5 ?AVADIW BATES r??Hy and Sundsr.??S.09 M ? *i 00 Daily only. 10.09 5.90 .85 ?MM? only. 5 50 2.T? .80 FOREKIN SATES ptlly and Sunday.??S.CO ?UM 13 40 ?HHf only. jf.4? ?TO 1.45 Sunday only. **.?? 5.1? .?? Ootand at Uta ?'^tofllc? at N?w Tars as ??tocoa-l Claw Mail Matter. GUARANTY V*a etn >ur?tiati> m<r hanilv* ad??rtl*?ij In THE TrtlBUNt: ?nth abioint? ?aletv?<or if dlitatlifac tloa raa-j'U ?a any o.-.? THE TRIBUNE auaran. t??a t? p?y ytr.r moref back ?.peo r?-ou*-t. No r?rf tap?. No ?uH-bhr.?. W? reiund -?remptly If tha advtrtUcr Sett Hat. MEMItER Of THE ASSOCIATED TRESS Th? AaaoctatTd Vnr* ii a-xcfasiTtlj rotiUod to tbf i?!K for (?publication ot all hawa <iU-*aic'ifa "i ;? It or not ot'jfrwUo cirt'ie?! In tht? ', ??:-???. ???.? tUo th* local ucw? ot ayot.taneeu? orlfin t u!*!Uh?-tl ?M.-t?ln. Ail rigbu of jr-tp-jbltcatlon ot all other loa-t.-r herein al*?> ar? rawrrcd. Uninformed C?aumor The thing to be amazed at in the clamor for American intervention to restrain the Turk and keep him out of Europe is not its prevalence but its unabashed indifference to the ,-ealities of the Near Eastern situ? ation. The average American wall say cheerfully: "The Turk ought to be kept out of Europe; our govern? ment should help to keep him out." But at the same time he has only the faintest idea of the circum? stances under which the Turk is re? luming to Europe and of the forces which aro driving him back. It is a misconception that Amer? ica has an opportunity at present to co-operate with the European pow? ers in confining the Turkish state to Asia. The only European power we could join in that effort would be Greece, and Greece doesn't count for much nowadays. We haven't recog nized any government in Athens since Constantine was recalled and Venizeloa was deposed. Who are bringing the Turk back to Constantinople and Thrace? Great Britain, France and Italy, the major powers which defeated Turkey in the World War and thereby won the right to write the conditions of peace. The British and French gov? ernments back in 1920 also took the stand that the Turk's tenure in Eu? rope ought to be ended. In the orig? inal S?vres Treaty, never fully exe? cuted, they excluded him from the Continent, giving the Sultan as Caliph a vatieanized status in Con? stantinople. But they found presently that the destruction of Turkish sovereignty over Constantinople was an Asian and African as well as a European question. Their Islamic subjects were resentful and agitated for the restoration of the Caliph's temporal power. France yielded quickly. The British government held out until last spring. Now Great Britain, France and Italy are pledged to make Constantinople and most of Thrace Turkish once more. We have no justification for inter? fering. President Wilson kept us out of war with Turkey and thus de? prived us of any legitimate voice in the Turkish peace settlement. If we wanted to expel the Turk from Eu? rope we should have qualified at that time to take a hand in his ejection. If we failed to strike a blow against the infamous Young Turk govern? ment of 1917 and 1918 what excuse could we have now for making war on Kemal Pasha? It adds to the airy unreasonable? ness of the present clamor that most of the elements engaged in it op? posed war on Turkey when we were fighting Turkey's allies. They also have been strong for disarmament, for reduction of the personnel of the army and the navy and for a re? lapse into unpreparedness. But now they want to send the army and the navy forthwith to halt an adjust? ment to which we declined to be a party, nul to embroil us, on the I ground that we are a Christian na ' non, with three other Chrjstian na? tions which have decided to allow Turkey to remain a partly European state. Hearst in 1924 The complete subjugation of Wil? liam Randolph Hearst by Charle? Francia Murphy surprises no one who has been observing the Hearst political activities for the last two years. Hearst has no love for Al Smith, from whom he vainly sought to wrest the nomination for Gov? ernor. He has, however, a whole pome respect for the power over the state Democratic party, of which Murphy's nbsolut? domination of tha Syracuse convention is proof. And Hearst, as The Tribune has repeat t-dly pointe.' out, hopes and expects to be the choice of the New York Democrats for the Presidential nom? ination two years from now. Thi^re is no evidence that he se? cured any promise of the Tammany delegation to the next national con? vention from Murphy as the price of his surrender at Syracuse. The fact is that he did not surrender until he was conquered. It was many hours after word went out that Smith was to be nominated be ?'orr? th? He?rt-t leaders at the cor. vention received word from their chief that they must not present his name. It has always been the Hearst strategy to impress Murphy by dem? onstration rather than by persua? sion. This he attempted in the re? cent primary campaign. He will at? tempt it two years from now. He has bought two up-state papers al? ready and rumors are abroad that he hopes to acquire others. He has a sup? porter in William J. Conners, who owns two papers at Buffalo, and in Martin Glynn, who recently denied a story that Hearst had bought his Albany "Times-Union." From the lonely mountain top in California where he means to go to witness the result in New York he will plan his last attempt to impress Murphy with his desirability as a candidate for the Presidency.. He will in all probability keep his prom? ise to be "regular," at least to the extent of not denouncing Smith in the campaign-. This is a sop to tin Tammany men who insist that he al? ways "runs out" ort the party. But it must not be forgotten that he is still a Presidential aspirant and means to continue as one, and that whatever may happen this fall he will bob up with his old demand for Murphy's support when the Boss is picking the contingent that is to help choose the next Democratic nominee. Courage and Honesty Governor Miller has supported the prohibition law vigorously sinco ! he has been in office, as he has sup-1 ported all other laws which his duty required him to support. Only when the Prohibition party sought to make him its candidate in rec? ognition of what he has done to un? hold the national and state dry measures did it develop that he is not a Prohibitionist. It would have been easy for him to accept the tender. It would have gained him votes. Many another exeevitive in his place would have accepted the nomination grate? fully. But the Governor did nothing of the sort. He declined it promptly on the ground that he is not a Prohibitionist, does not believe in the principles of the party and could not, as a consequence, run on it3 ticket. "I could no: afford," he said in his letter of declination, "to be put in the position of seeking votes un? der false colors." Governor Miller may lose the votes of the Prohibitionists because of this attitude, but if they are fair minded he will not suffer the loss of their respect, and he will gain the respect of all citizens who admire honesty and courage, two qualities for which he has been conspicuous since the beginning of his career. The Port Straddle The port development plank in the Democratic state platform is a straddle between the views of the Hylan administration and those of the Democratic candidate for Gov? ernor. Two years ago, when Mr. Smith was running for re-election, the Democratic platform said: "We owe it to the nation to or? ganize and develop the Port of New York, To that end wc favor a com? pact or agreement with our sister state, New Jersey, which shall pro? vide for the creation of a port dis? trict and a port authority, with ade? quate powers to develop the port comprehensively, and with proper protection for New York City over the public ownership and develop? ment of its water front and com? mercial facilities." Thi3 plank explicitly recognized the state, interstate and national scope of the port problem. It favored the creation of a port district, in? cluding parts of New Jersey, and of a bi-state port authority to di? rect the enterprise. Mayor Hylan and Comptroller Craig repudiated this program and reverted to the idea of dog-in-the manger, go-it-alone development undertaken by and limited to New York City. They have fought the Port Authority all along the line. They want to build a Narrows freight tunnel of their own, paral? leling and rivaling the Port Au? thority's proposed tunnel from Greenville to Bay Ridge. Fortu? nately, the refusal of all the trunk railroads with terminals in New Jersey to use such a tunnel has squelched this separatist undertak? ing. If the Mayor and the Comptroller had had their way at Syracuse the platform would have demanded the abolition of the Port Authority. But Mr. Smith, a member of the board and a stanch supporter of the com? prehensive plan for the port, was to head the state ticket. What could the resolution writers do? They favored "the most comprehensive and judicious development of the Port of New York"?not of 'hat part of the port only which lies within this city's boundaries. But as a sop to the Hylan administration they insisted that "the elected officials of the City of New York . . . shall by statute have the right to desig? nate two of the three representatives of New York State's delegation to control the undertaking and direct the scope of the improvement." The undertaking is national, bi state and state, not municipal. The Governor and the Legislature have complete jurisdiction over it, so far as New York is concerned. There is every reason why no statut? ced ?ng control to city officials should pass? Mr. Smith would be about the last man in the world to wish to see port development intrusted to Mr. Hylan and Mr. Craig. The plank is there, however, for the candidate to stand on or to leap across. It is a foolish and danger? ous plank. Its adoption was one of the ironies of a convention in which Mr. Murphy's statesmanship was kept busy operating simultaneously in two opposite directions. A Diamond in the Sky When Mr. Grantland Rice opens his mouth to-morrow afternoon and utters the magic words "Play ball!" into a microphone at the Polo Grounds there will commence the strangest game of ball yet recorded. It will take place not only on a dia? mond before the eyes> of some 35,000 yelling fans there present in the flesh, but before the ears of some ! million or more other fans scattered around New York within a radius of o00 miles. This jaded modern world has be? come fairly well accustomed to the miracles of the wireless. To take the family off into the hills for a picnic and to pull a mixture of grand opera, jazz and bedtime stories out of the sky while the sandwiches are being munched is one of those many things which the generation now growing up will take for granted along with automobiles and airplanes. Instead of gaping with wonder at the marvels wrought by the noble imagination of man, Betty and Johnny will be peevish and the day will be ruined because the wrong Blues are jazzed or the wave lengths are a little choppy. But to-morrow's filling of the welkin with a baseball game will be a genuine premi?re. Mr. Kelly and Mr. Casey have had their glory on the bases and at the bat, but it was a3 nothing to this stretching a single across 600 miles and into a million pairs of cars. If there should by any remote chance be a home run, it will be as if first base was Boston, second Buffalo, third Washington; and the whole metro? politan area will cheer the hero as he slides for home. Anybody who can be blas? before so magnificent a spectacle had best go back to stage? coaches and rounders. Enter the Essenines America has long had the habit o? putting her worst foot forward at that particular moment when an alien or a citizen reaches her shores, and Isadora Duncan, as an old American, should have expected the worst. Washington knew not why she and her robust Slavic husband were detained at Ellis Island. Neither did the immigration authorities, appar? ently. Somebody simply acted, with that rich surliness which is the badge of such authority, and, having searched and questioned, yawned and called it a day's work. It is too bad that our prospective citizens should gain this unfavor? able notion of American hospitality. It is equally too bad that returning Americans should be greeted upon the same plane of suspicion. But the custom has become ingrained; it ranks now as one of our cherished American institutions, and there is no use getting excited about it. Painful as the experience was to Miss Duncan, or rather Mrs. Esse nine, personally, it can hardly have brought tears to the eyes of her press agent. In that statement of greeting which, standing in her Rus? sian boots, she was ready to give to an awaiting America, she pictured Russia as surrounded by a Chinese wall. It will amaze her, we are sure, to learn how much of Russia has es? caped through that wall to spread the glad tidings of sovietism. The "Chauve Souris" was but an advance guard. The Moscow Art Theater is bringing up the rear. The point is that, glad as Ameri? cans are to see Mr. and Mrs. Serge Essenine, they are seeing many other Russians on the stage and off, messengers pro and messengers con,, and but for these untoward events which put these latest samovarians on the middle of the front page, goodness knows whether the importance of their appearance would have been noticed at all. The Bankers' Convention In welcoming the members of the American Bankers' Association and extending to them the hospitality of the city New York becomes the scene of what promises to be one of the most important gatherings in the history of the country's finances. The growth of the American Bank? ers' Association in itself has given to the annual meetings of this insti? tution ever increasing importance. But the fact that this year, accord? ing to the association's program, the members expect to give much attention to the financial and eco? nomic problems of Europe and America's relation thereto adds un? usual significance to the gathering. It was only natural that after the armistice and the collapse of the peace program there was an anti European reaction in this country. During the last year or more, how? ever, it has become increasingly evident in this country that, what? ever may be our political relations with the European nations, our financial relations can no longer be ignored. The nation* of Europe owe us $11,000,000,000. This in itself makes their fate of concern to our people. Can they pay us; and, If so, how? And if they do, what will be the effect upon the buslnew of the world? These and other questions, at first quietly ignored or thrust aside, are now coming up for con? sideration, and before the assembled bankers of the nation are to be the subject of discussion by some of the ablest financiers in this country and Great Britain. That Sir Reginald McKenna will present the British point of view is naturally expected. That Messrs. Lamont, Kent and others will dis? cuss certain aspects of the question j from America's point of view is also {expected. But perhaps even more important than the views of any men or groups is the fact that repre? sentatives of the banks from all sec? tions of the country will thus for the first time have the opportunity of giving their earnest attention to this serious international financial problem and be able to judge of the relative merits of proposals which j are the outcome of careful delibera? tion by experts in international finance. The seeds here sown may bear ! fruit that will be of great value in i the economic rehabilitation of the i world. More Truth Than Poetry, By James J. Montague The Continuous Performance Whenever the nations of Europe Sit down for an era of peace ; When the war flags are furled in that neck of the world, And the battles and butchery cease; When every one's weary of fight? ing And of riot and discord and roar, And thinks in his heart that he's played his last part In the turbulent drama of war, . The Continent's certain to waken, Some evil-starred morn, with a jerk, And hurriedly run for the sword and the gun To put down the troublesome Turk. Then all the old feuds are forgot? ten, The statesmen who only last week, With a clenching of fists or a slapping of wrists, Were yielding to spasms of pique, Shake hands and declare they are brothers, Retract the hard words they have said And mutually plan to go after the man With the red little fez on his head. And soon all the armies of Europe Hav*e joined in the popular work Of making a hash of the reckless and rash And basely belligerent Turk. They get him?they're certain to get him; They quiet him down for a while, But a decade or two gets him going anew In the same old provocative style. Once more does he bluster and threaten, With a scowl on his battle scarred face; Once more must a war be arranged for before They can batter him back in hi3 place. He always seems thoroughly wal? loped, As home to the harem he creeps, But he's out by and by with the same warlike cry, For they never quite lick him for keeps] Strictly Business The man who, after passing you by for ten years, suddenly greets you by your name hasn't been reading an editorial on courtesy. He has just been nominated for something. Nature Note In Maine and the Adirondacks mother deer are teaching their fawn3 to look as. little like guides as pos? sible. _ In the Air . The eclipse of the sun was a few hours late, the delay being doubtless due to a sidereal shopman's strike. (Copyright by Jamos J. Montasue) Keep Up the Libraries To the Editor of The Tribune. Sir: Your editorial "Down With Education" in to-day's issue goes close to the heart of things. If the stream of intelligence is to be dammed at its source it is high time the political beavers were trapped or investigated. The devotion of Tilden, Lenox, Carnegie and others to the cause of education must not be ignored. They kn?w the light of truth and beauty was not meant to shine only in high places, but is or should be th? property of those in sequestered and dark plates. The Public Libraries should be faith? fully upheld by public opinion and the power of the press. JOSEPH BENNETT. New York, Sept. 29,1922, The Right Atmosphere To the Editor of The Tribune. Sir: Your editorial headed "Art in Trade" is in a very worthy cause. A sanitary, roomy, eomfortable and artistic home 1b one of the major aids to the pursuit of happiness. The atmosphere of & house and its rooms is wholly produced by the use of right proportion and harmony of color. If a house is to be restful the atmosphere must be right. Can it ba if there ia any pretense in it or its equipment? Any diffusion, therefore, of knowledge that will aid the public in detecting pretense by showing them what ?re the true things is to be com? mended, i, Wngimmf? MWw*ep-v*<v-*82* The Tower Copr., Naw York Tribuna Ina., 1*83 The League of Nations is banding out good advice as to cutting down armaments.?Cutting down Turks seams to appeal mot? to some persons just now.?We are inventing a system of mnemonics , '. . if that's how you spell it . . ? we seldom can re* member. * e ? It works this way: Suppose you wish to remember the telephone number of a friend, and his number is Stuyveaant 5445. The thing you do is say to your flolf, whenever you wish to remember his telephone number: "Oaorge Wash ington Irving, George Washington Irv ing." . . . * ? ? You say ft over and over again. The Washington part of it will remind you of the George part of it at once, and the George part wili remind you of the Washington part, so there Is no chance of going wrong there. * ' ?. * And the Irving part will remind you of Peter Stuyvenant . . . and there you are.?You have now remembered the exchange: Stuyveeant. * * * The thing you want to do next is to remember the number. Very well. The first step toward getting tho num? ber is to remembor that George Wash? ington was born in 1782, on February 22. Add all these figures together? one plus seven, plus three, plus two, plus two, plus two?and the result is seventeen. * * * Seventeen is one more than eighteen . . . that is a thing that will come to anybody with a little thought . . . seventeen is one more than eighteen. And the thing you must fix in your mind from the start is that you are remembering a number that is one more than the number obtained by adding together tho figures one, seven, three, two, two and two. Therefore, the num? ber that you are trying to remember is a number containing figures that will add up to eighteen. * * ? And, sure enough, the number 5445 does add up to eighteen!?Try it your? self and see if it doesn't.?Five plus four, plus four, plus five . . . that makes eighteen. There are, of course, different sets of figures which, if added together, will add up to eighteen . . . the figures In the number 9009 if added together will add up to eighteen.?But as soon as the figures 9-0-0-9 flash be? fore youT mental eye something will tell you that is not your friend's tele? phone number. Keep experimenting till you get the right figures in the right sequence. * ? * The telephone operator will probably be very glad to make helpful sugges? tions.?Our system is infallible; we have never known It to fail yet, when given a thorough trial; it is simpler than most methoda. * a) * The autumn murder crop in New Jersey seems to be about as usual this year.?No man who was sober would consent to walking a crack to prove that he was sober.?The Old Soak says it was our system of nmemonics that made him what he is to-day.? Aunt Prudence Hecklebury is laying in a supply of red silk to-day for the Mottoos for Dr. Crane's Dressing Gown. * ? ? Some Prohibitionists are so Pure that wo suppose we couldn't get them into a Hippodrome where there is a Tank.?The new skirts leave more to the imagination and less to the ele? ments.?Carpentier seems to have made the mistake of butting his colored friend everywhere except in the shins. ?The last five years seem to be the worst, in pugilism. * ? ? Probably they call it the manly art to distinguish it from the moving pic tare business.?Heywood Broun says he is going to write a play In which, when a man says: "I am going!" he really goes. * * ? You'd better not try any innovations, HeywoodI?What you want in a play is Tears and Sunshine and the Little Woman. * -' *?- ? Take Alccetie, for instance, to go on further back.?All built around the Little Woman 1 * ? ? Says we to Aristotle: "Hand us a theme for a playl" Says he: "There's Home, and the Bottle!" So we built the thing that way. * * ? The high C's of literature: Coin, Crime and Conjugal Relations.?A new Social Era Is upon us.?We have had the Gold Millionaire, the Cattle King and tho Oil Millionaire, the War Profi? teer and the Movie Millionaire, and now we are face to face with the Bootleg Millionaire.?We think we will grab him off for ourself and start him going in this very column.?How about The Rise and Social Adventures of Mr, Lemuel Hotchkins, the Bootleg Million? aire??We see a gorgeous opportunity in Mr. Hotchkins. * ? * And it will feive us something to play with during the long winter evenings ahead of us.?We've always written this column stuff, anyhow, just for a Fad, and to keep us out of the open air, as some men take up Bridge.?-Our real interests are literary. The United States Government 8hovld charge a large entrance fee to immigrants and use the money for the enforcement of the prohib?, tion laws. A REVIEWER This daniel weekly judges nine or ten Young Lions flung into this DANIEL'S den. DEDICATED TO THE CENSOR Sail on! Sail on! O Union strong and great? Sail on! Sail op! O Censorship of State! ,--^_^3?i'.. **>* Mahwjs, DANGER! NO SMOKING Copy i (gilt. *?***> ***w y ork Tribune Inc. Air rower at the Dardanelles Rear Admirai u. s. n. (Retired) Air power, if employed at the Dar? danelles, will dominate the situation and dictate the result if the Turks and the English como to blows in the existing emergency. The French and Italians have evacuated Asia Minor, leaving a small British army at Chanak on the eastern bank of the Dardanelles. The Turks have seizod Ez Ine, near by, and threaten Kum Kalessl, which com? mands the entrance to the Straits. If they seize this latter point of vantage, mount heavy guns and plant mines they can bar the Straits against the British fleet or hold it captive in the Sea of Marmora should it enter with? out first securing possession of th.e eastern shores and driving Turkish batteries back out of range, In other words, the British fleet unaided cannot protect the small English force at Chanak, nor can it hold the Straits against heavy field guns. Time and again history has proved that ships cannot reduce forts nor silence heavy guns mounted and screened on shore. Ships cannot endure the plunging fire of big guns. Their decks are not armored to keep out shells falling at a big angle. The Queen Mary was de stroyed at Jutland at a range of 19,500 yr^ds?eleven statute miles?by a purging salvo. In the same manner heavy field guns mounted on high bluffs, even if they did not actually sink a battleship, would drive it from an anchorage or bar it from a nar? row channel. A little reflection will demonstrate that air power?heavy bombing planes, torpedo planes and mine-laying planes ?will dominate sea power, smash forts and drive field guns from positions of vantage. This is the situation at the Dardanelles. English admirals have admitted that the Allied fleets and armies could never have attacked the Dardanelles in the World War nor landed a man at GallipoH if the Turks had commanded the air with a big force of planes. This fact will be clear to any layman. Moreover, if the Allies had possessed an air force with modern bombs they would unquestionably have sunk the Goben and Breslau, reduced the Turk? ish forts, penetrated to Constantinople, succored Russia, and won the war. Their air forces were weak, their bombs were improvised. They failed for this reason. But to-day the case is diff?rent. Bombs and bombing have been developed. The army and navy - i. :. air forces of the United State?, is tlnjj exist to-day, could drive a fieitcutdj the Dardanelles, smash the defendar forts and drive the Turkish arnybwl far into Asia Minor! Tho recent boni- j ing teats against the German ski?! justify this declaration. Reports are conflicting is to th! strength of the English air fore?.*. bates in Parliament have statuait the force is pitiably weak anifct?v quate. This has been declared O exaggeration. We know, howrrer.ft? the English government recrardi ? situation as unsatisfactory and k* recently moved to greatly augmtat1* air forces. Mesopotamia 13 beinfjHJ ly policed by squadrons of airpIiM and it is reported to-day that BritM air squadrons are now being sentfc Gallipoli. if this is true Er.g-Iandbl taken the one and the only step t'a will enable the British fieet and I small army at Chanak to hold the 1 uation against the Turks if the IsW decide to advance. It is assumed tlui tho Turks have an i r; s i ?n i ft eant ? force, if any. In th?3 event the Britiil flyers can prevent the establish??*? Turkish guns at Kum Kalessi or ?1? where, and the fleet will control ?i Straits and prevent the Turki ft? crossing to Constantinople. What Readers Are Thinking A Call for Flying Recruits To *he Editor of The Tribune. Sir: Among your readers there are perhaps a number who are interested in the practical problems of aviation who would welcome an opportunity to become identified with an operating flying unit, organized in preparation for national defense. The J02d Squad? ron of the 27th Division, now in process of recruiting to authorized strength, offers such an opportunity. Squadron headquarters and airdrome are located at Miller Field, near New Dorp, S. f. The squadron equipment furnishod by the Federal government, is on hand. , The flying personnel of the squad? ron consists of a commissioned in? structor competent to supervisa all the tactical and technical phases of the work. Ha has been detailed from the army service and is stationed perma? nently or? the. airdrome. Sixteen fly? ing officers?pilots end observers? commissioned in the National Guard, and a staff of commissioned adminis? trators are active. All the commis? sioned personnel of the squadron are men with war records, many of them of exceptional distinction. Active flying operation? began on Staten Island on the 12th of Septem? ber, and will continue throughout fair weather. The squadron meets at the airdrome for flying, drill and technical instruction in rigging, motors, arma? ment, radio, photographic and aero? dynamic branches each Saturday at 2 p. m. The members arc dismissed at 5:30 p. m. Enlisted men are assigned to airplane crews and are detailed for flights a? observers from 2 p. m. to 4 p. m. A safety first rule is rigidly maintained. The organisation has fifty vacancies in the enlisted grades and should be recruited to full strength at the earliest date. This is the first attempt to maintain flying as a part of the Na? tional Guard and the organisation must necessarily be built up from the ground. Recruits-should apply for enlistment to the squadron adjatant at Miller1 Field, Staten Island, between 2 and 4 p. m. Saturdays. Recruits with engi? neering or mechanical experience are roost desired. A high standard qf character and Intelligence is required, inasmuch as it is hoped that our future flying officers will come from our own ranks. LAURENCE L, DRIOGS, Lieutenant Colonel N. Y. G. A. S. New York, Sept. 28, 1922. A Good Word for Millwood To the Editor of The Tribune. Sir: During several visits to the I.orse aid and rest farm at Millwood, N. Y., I found the horses, goats, cats and dogs very well treated. These visits were entirely unannounced. I am not a member of this society and in no way connected with. it. I am writing as a resident of West chester who appreciates the kind treat? ment and excellent care my three dogs received all last winter at the horse aid farm. They were returned to me very much better looking than when I left them. Kindly print this letter that it may, in a small way, correct mlsimpressions that may have been caused by recently published criticisms. MARY D. DALY. Briarcliff, N. Y., Sept. 30, 1922. What Happens to Them? To the Editor of The Tribune. Sir: Chauffeurs concerned in fatal automobile accidents are frequently held on a charge of homicide. What happens to such chauffeurs? Do their cases ever come up for trial? If so, what disposition is made of them? Why don't the papers give as much publicity to the trials of such men as they do to the accident? Would not publicity serve as a deterrent to other drivers inclined to recklessness? Is there any record of any chauffeur? having been convicted in New York County? WILLIAM SULLIVAN. New York, Sept. 87,1833. ? Il I Musical Horrors ? To the Editor of The Tribune. Sir: Were my pen a? Uoent ?9 ? of Mr. Fairfax Downey in his "SootV ing the Savage Breast," I should lit? to tell the world, or that portion ** it who enjoyed his article with * much joyful retrospection as I M of one other device with which w?, tw sets of brothers, set out to do a lit* soothing on our own account I was at tho time employed is musical instrument store, and, b?laf?I a musical turn of mind, I h?i *[ reptitiously blcwn, twanged, ssrir* | and beaten about every known laits ment, from an Irish harp ta * ocarina. Ah! there was an instroJ* the world had never been sufBei?* acquainted with. ^^^^^^ The ocarina, that small black oW?* resembling a sweet potato. I b?*^ I quite proficient on the smallest i? proficiency consisting in emittial* ihrillest possible sound that cool? "I got out of the thing. I th*B^? listed the services of the "i**\? fitted them out with suitably w" ' accompanying instrument?, ***" deavored to get together such narB*? as the world had never bet?re H**1** j to. Were we encouraged by ett* *r j miring families? We were not! In despair we repaired eartf ^ morning to an old graveyard, MK disuse, and there we started Pra .*?? Started, and that was all. A *?*? in a nearby house was hastily final( and a raucous Voice shouted t0 Jj*^ unless w? desisted and di68^ . immediately the owner would col*? there and do us bodily inJo^T" . Nob long after that w? ha? ,| temerity to render a selection ? ^ the door) at a sociable held * ? little vestry of the ehureb *??1*??< had been wont to cast "sheep s ?^ at the blushing damsels. Bat ttt? ception accorded our ?arnest effc please was not such as to ene? us to continue along that line ? _, deavor in soothing th? savag? ?*?? wise breast. H. W. NU** N?w York, Sept. 80, 198?.