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u no oiii hinm rIfl Mlmcrliisoiie IlIlcr fl er b L IOII In lJ the llowcis llowcisu
u 1 i n > hiiutv IIU ulntirliio In Is keo 10 i Ie c liy the snow snowso snowug
so 0 MUK a II ug Thomas Hailey lail y Aldrich If t he heif htad heut
ad if h il in N l W York ho would have haven IiavIwfl
n Iwfl n U by a 1 ditToivnt token the same sameIinc > lame lameth tmet
t Iinc ini th In pirU I IJInlhlrM ion churn who are coming comingnut comin cominnllt
nut ff f tluir Delusion and and announcing to torlif toth toth
rlif th win criit < rI1 Id at it law tho fact that it is time timei
t P I i away alS iwt tho tli winter garments of ro roitnii ro rit
t itnii in moth fl and and camphor L balls ballsi
II i i r > ilny corn from no one knows knowsnn
nn n i rtillv no utio 11 npoms to care The Tliefui Thet
fui t i A I V di druI < try > spoolinons Stci U5Ol14 arrive with withIn i UI UIII
In II Iii l warm spring day da If it gets getsi
i > Id it iiiii uain < tht t h > y disappear but il ilj iitIIy
j diilv 0 > 111 fur a 1 fortnight rortni hl a week or even evenIPS evenIf
IPS If lining 1111 Iin once broken through the therhHI thelopll thetI
rhHI II HJ HJO > > pnicticully U Itee > ssees of the theitnutiiN theIflbf
itnutiiN loi tho season and no one dis dist
jn tiw t Ion I right rightsn ri hl hlfa
sn fir fa r 11 > < can en is he judged from careless carelessM s sroil
l M 5 roll r ° JI through thlnu h the squiiret tho winter has hastint haRn1 hn hnnt
tint lirtii 11 a specially prosperous Reason Reasonr
r > rli hap iw < it is i > l due clu to the panic as some somecontend someontnd
contend 11 I I and a Ut I that t money II1O11 it iil k4 tight t because becauseii becllu e er
ii r hi has formed a habit of that kind and it itcliCii itdifthull ittlithut
> cliCii difthull ult to io break n habit It may inn be beI
r < > < > that I U I it i i all on account accou lounlof U t of the tariff tariffttlutfViT tarifftlHJ tariffWhat
ttlutfViT What tho tlI re rlllon lion tile park benchers benchersdo
do 11 riot diplay ipla py any ai y new spring prin garments garmentsrlif
rlif rh mil ol old < l cits and tears tearsare are ad adhpiod adhprld adhrcI
hpiod t and if there in it < a change in color coloril
il i k towuid the rich nutty uurt chestnut hues huesnliicli hutSIdh huestIIh
nliicli w OlIO > rn < j too aiiMous to be voracious voracioust Vlrad01l8rak veraciousteak
teak t > ak of n us n rusty rustyInr rU8t rU8tFor rustyI
For uiiincu in I III1C lICe there is one benevolent benevolentlooking letevolnr
r looking liencher H lbs > s is i a luminous nose novemid noseAnci noseeiid
mid his hi eye in i blui > and watery His Hisnut II hisriat is isat
nut at has no buttons and his trousers trou lrR art artMeld arohpld areheld
Meld together to ether by h l the over faithful safety safet safetpm safetypal
pin His 1Ii > i hat has bits of brim taken away awayHP
HP A if hv mice and there is i a decided fringe fringeshout CringeAboul fringehoiit
shout the th edges of his nethermost gar garments garmenl garnients ¬
ments You would heeiUite except in a aprie arri1t aprise
prie contest to attempt to formulate formulatein
in IIW rd i tdea a in regard to the original color colorIIrhl colorif j jof
of IIrhl hi his hliul His Ji hands have rheumatic rheumaticUnotn rhlumaticknobl rheumaticots
Unotn ots and he does not use a safety rafet ruxcr ruxcrnr ruzrIIrnll
nr IIrnll r jinv other kind kindRut kindRui kindRut
Rut Rui how he does enjoy mjo the sunshine sunshinesnnd
nnd 111 h plash pla < h of f the nearby nc < uh fountain fountainind
mil n the look of the blue ky through the thebrown thehrown thebrawn
brown hranchp He H > not merely likes likesit
it lie h revels in it and he has the air of ofnwnmi oCnwnin ofnWfljtI
nwnmi 1 IS > consideiable share of it und that thatth thattjn i iIh
th tjn dividend dn ond delayed through some un unnece noCPI I Ilan I
CPI lan 5 IIt blJ la nece necessity Mly liit of repairs repel rs is is at hint hintIIPIIIC latin lawteitlc
IIPIIIC in r plid > nd id Ho lfJ has ha his own special speci1lrnr specialcorner peciiltnrner
corner rnr nnd 1 roe to the unhappy lounser lounserwlu loun lounierlI cr crh
wlu h would 11111 < 1 preempt it itoii itiel
oii top < to tie your 0111 Shoe and allow allowtl allowtha allowttat
tl tha ii ii i a 1 QI pleant Mflnt diy He does do < not notiswtt notwr
iswtt wr ni a I nine OIH Vonlsare onls art a re not his form formr form1r
1r r xIf vnwiim in but aftor aft r a 1 while he admits admitsI <
I hm i ii t ii i < aood nd to K out and when you youiv
iv > ir u 1 mfiirojritivelv Im rurrogI t ively he wnitw mvai ta n long longa j jn i
> n iiiite ind I thfii t Im UlciKes a comprehensive comprehensivegfIuIre j jCeline
Celine 1 le ih tlit 41 Kcms om to take in all the undr underwinld undrId undrithI
winld ithI Id inrl omenay from lh t he < > look of ofthr ofI
thr 1 hI r vp y 1 nd th ti IH nKinPs Hnt of that gesture gesturerrm pestllrifill
rrm fill lieic il e hal I In h ha has no very VPi distinct distinctrpiiiiiiibrjnio liitinctof
rpiiiiiiibrjnio of th way his hi iim time his luslifcn h his1rmmm
lifcn Put smit from spring sprin to tonhI spring springN
N on dont < need nl need d to pity him You Youpi Yourntht
pi rntht 1 11 lil iu l iiaw n wllI ell pity a lizard that comes comesni omesnil
ni trin it b OP m n the wall and bask ha kR in inMiih int
t > Miih Hedoosnt look unlikfa lizard lizardf
f itit f ne h ol th I h protective trtt t j VC lesemblance lesemblanceV net netit
V I it vh S I1h h li take the th t color of ill it environ environn tnvlrnnnnl
n nnl < > ni If he could feel anything any thinK 110 o active activef
f 5 < i Oi c isme Nfntiment then is no doubt doubtii
ii a h IIn ould experience it for the young
1 11n
1n wlo < Ir pmnps pa him who is i alort and well welld vel1i I II
d < l ind 21 I or thereabout but who whoMh whoh
I Mh i h in a hurry to get some buoi buoir
r > i ointment that be has not a aii aIt l lt
It t rall ILlIe ii IInd rid f enjoy PiIIY all the attrac attraci
i d i r mI li jpring day lIL who does not notn
n v W V the tli IIIH > of I Hitting hour after hour hourJ houriltinl
J Pt > I > lf I rn h iu tpt t fitting si ti lug that is al alit a fl
0 it I I Hinknn Thinking Tho real realir
k I ir liont ever flr think Thinking ThinkinsIK
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i if c r I Hi I l rn onte fl C upon U 1111 a time t t rue nt roller rollerI
1 ild ioili frm the th purl He jiihi jiihii jUIlirJ
p i I > r rJ m ti gf t > cini a ho might jti just < t n ai aiI asne <
1 i 1 girii ne vt iJ he h had cliuncud cliuncudu
t f u iin that MI but ho wasnt WIlHU
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in II ii i jirt Idl 7 MI II account of the t1 ox oxv oxw
v Mi 1 t uin Urmnii n ilodtH do < li and tlose tIo t tnt thntI at atI
I r I i r f in I ii JiiPCfsH of cotMtric con corist coristP lrltion lrltiontI tinn tinnMon
P Mon ilh it 11 the tI nfrmlln icrrmin biittlcsiij biittlcsiijii I > flttIoJ > iIip iIipill
ii Tii > i civ ri in tho thl1Alril tti April lril number numbern
I 11 IL naval and military monthly monthlyby month I Ilit
lit by Count urit Hevcntlow a IIlrlllllnnllvllllllIlllOr aI
1 i ITinin lrlllllnnllvllllllIlllOr navul authority authorityhs ty i ii
i KH a or irc diTifriljcl I 54 is ready readyI rarl rarlAdmiralty
I S Admiralty Adryijjtlt docks the th im imnt liiiS
01 S I nt 11I1I ilhiliiiflmVHii hllvm and two twoI
d I I ilt it t Kid the tl griatott dinicnsinns dinicnsinnsII <
II < fft Feti t and three thr private docks docksr
r i iI Mi ii Kilmer ii iser dry dr I ry dock at Mrern HrNIrin r
1 5 5 I mi g irig in ii i g to the th t tity < ity 1 ot lircnifn Jlrrnfnj i iau
au I I to till tb > Norddcutrtche < Lloyd IloydiiniM LloydS
S iiniM ut 770x87m ftft and two twoIlikn twolloujlin twoS
S Ilikn belongiriK to ttlohm lllohtmmS It ItIIwllhurl < k ki
S i ILunbitrg the t lit larger larg of which whichfeet s Iii1i Iii1iS
S PS 2 > feet fo t Ill The larger dock < con conS
I S r n rpO Houtions < one of if which can canri
55 f fioIj ri i J to the smaller dock to enublo CXilLlItSi
i H tc ttke a warship of 52600 tone I I
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I 1h 1hUNION
1 All at once he saw a feminine flgufts at atan atan atan
an open window and stopped It was wasquite WIISquite wasquite
quite apparent that he had no particular particularreason
reason rt > 3Bon for stopping it was merely im impulse imJlulse impulse
pulse but having paused he felt it In incumbent
I curnhent cum bent upon him to mike good the thehI111T thebluff I Ibluff
bluff So he hailed her with a husky huskycough hURkyc htiskycaigh
cough c > lIgh not knowing that she was a bach bachelor bacht bachelor ¬
elor t > lor maid Not 01 knowing perhaps his hisquestion hisqulstion hisI
I question WIIS natural naturalYon naturalyou naturalYou
you aint got no gentlemen under underwear undlrwellr underwear ¬
wear mini miniHer mimBpI nilimiHer
Her answer was severely lverel monosyllabic monosyllabicnnd
And then feeling as all women do at some sometime Bornetime sometuftS
time or other a missionary mi < sionllry spirit toward towardthe towardthe
the wayfarer the instructed him at length lengththat lengththa lengththat
that t there was a place called the Salva Salvation Sllvation Salvation ¬
tion Army Ann where he could get what he heviuted hewnrted hewaited
waited She even went the way of di directing directinlt cu curecting ¬
recting him 1dm thereto until she ho was stopped stoppedby stoppedbyn toppedbja
by bja n volley volle of oaths which for picturesque picturesqueness
ness and emphasis has hll seldom b bon x > n stir snrpassed 1111paslwd stirpassed
passed passed Out of breath at length len th he heleaned heI heIt heleaned i
leaned It > exhausted against a nearby nerh rail railing railin raillog ¬
log in and explained the lack of sweetness sweetnessi S Sin
in his attitude attitudeTheyd attitudeThed attitudeTliecl
Theyd mike m worrrk worrr nim if ifl ifI itI
I went there Thats > what they do domini domim toInim
mini mike yer II worrk and after a amoment amomlnt amoment
moment meeting 11lt ing with no response > from fromtho fromtho fromthe
tho bhocked inmate of the front apart npartI npartImlnt apartment I Iment
ment he touched the rim of his hat and andwith andwith andwith
with an awkward gesture exclaimed exclaimedExcuse exclaimedExcuse I
Excuse me mim my m langwidges langwidgesbad
bad I know hut I feel strongly on the thepoint thepoint thePoint
point mentioned mentionedThen mlntionlClThln mentionedThen
Then ho shuffled cliii flied off olTAccording 01TAcrlin offA
According A cqrlin g to stait staf = ii ista < uii o 4 fuini flirIiitlLni > h hd l bv bvthe h hthe hyI
the I he varton various ariolloffifial > ofTiciali of thm th tho mallr ill r wiuarjs wiuarjswhere sqmiarasa qllarai qllaraiwherl
a where tho t tie park Uncher nip 11 a re foun nun 1 in all allthPir alltheir niltheir
their lack la k of glory the season aon promises promisesto prom promicsto cA cAto
to be b good I good < ood vith ith an earl crop 01 which
In addition to tho above there aro two twoAdrnirHty IwoAclrnirlty twoAdrmiirIty
AdrnirHty dry docks at WilhelniHhavcn WilhelniHhavcnwliih Vi1helrnstmaenviIli
wliih wl bh arc expected f to be completed by bythe I Ithn byI
the I iLl end mic1 of this year and nn ono > floating floatingdock l1oatlnpcloek floatingclock
dock to fate 3W0 ton which Ulohrn J3lolirnn4M It IthI < t tVIMS
VIMS n4M hr vi just llllt completed This n IlfJW w dock dookis
is i constructed roust onlltrunt rmted tI of w f1UUutl > iiut pontoons pontoonsfirmly pontnomlfirm
firmly firm Il I ronntCtofJ c by side Rid boxes boxesi
I t h i of too I side boxes contains corn oomph corn1I1t cornIICt ¬
ph 1I1t tc boilers and steam engine engines dynamos dynamosand
and coruprcsHcd air machinery so that thatthu thattho thattlo
thu dc dock > tk k is i > i complotcly omj > letcly independent illllfJICn ndent mt of the theland tholanrl thisland
land nrid amid can bo anchored anywhere anywhereKncli
Kncli of tho pontoons pant oOflS can itself bo clocked dock1In i iin i
in the t h dock Thu rtlf inenstirementH are 7inx 7inxAt 711 711I 733xI
I ItIX1I I Ox 3 f fet fetA el elAt
At A t the end riil of 100 Germany will w III thus thusown 111111own I IOwn
own nine largo Ian docks but others are aroprojected arfrnjttd I Ibmrojecitcl
projected Thus the imperial yard at atKiel atlild atIiel
Kiel in to hii hllv vc a f floating flottin dock capable of ofpassing i ipassing I
passing vs ith u docked cruiser through throu h the theKinl theKinl theKiel
Kinl anal an III when enlarged IIllar Jd The VulkanWorks Vulkan j I i
Works of Stettin will haW lmu a 15000 ton tondouk tonloOk
dock for their Ifumburg branch The These TheseIwo o oI eIwo I
I Iwo wo will bo ready at the end end of 1910
I The Admiralty further projeota two I
it is said will last late into the autumn autumnIf
If you believe the testimony testimon of these theseauthorities theseauthoritie theseauthorities
authorities silence is not habitual with withthem withthem withthem
them Left Lt > ft to themselves they are ex exceedingly excEledingly exceedingly ¬
ceedingly loquacious but they hate to be beinterviewed beinterviewed
I interviewed and none of them cares a arap arap arap
rap about having his hi picture taken either eitherwith eitherwith eitherwith
1 with camera or pen and ink They are areabsolutely areabsolutely
absolutely without pride in this way wayOne warOne wayI
I One of them broke through a lifelong habit habitonce habitonce
Ionce once to oblige a short story writer rit r who whoi wh whfed
i fed him for three weeks therefor and the theconsequences theconsequences theconsequences
consequences was that as soon aa the story storyappeared storyappeAred storyappeared
appeared and tho th habitat of its hero was waspointed waspointed waspointed
pointed out the police nabbed him himNaturally himatllrully himNaturally
Naturally that episode epi ode Rotting about in inthe inthe inthe
the circle in which h he moved did not make makeit
it any easier for the successors of that thatgifted thatpifted thatgifted
gifted writer to break through a very verynatural verynatural verynatural
natural reserve reserveYes reserleYeR reserveYes
Yes indeed they can talk if you only onlyget onlyget
get em at the th right moment says the themounted themountfd themounted
mounted policeman who is glad to get getoff getofT getoft
ofT his hi horse and take a turn ccnveruation ccnveruationward
ward As s a class they dont approve of ofwoman orwoman ofwoman
woman suffrage you learn Their idea ideais
is i that the place for woman is by b the fire fireside fireside tireside ¬
side and that by h deliberately forcing her herself herleiC herself ¬
self into the field tt > ld of commerce and into intothe intothe intothe
the professions she is not only antagoniz antagonizing ¬
lug her natural protectors but she is as aswell 8Swell aswell
well lowering the price of labor and un unfitting unfitting unfitting ¬
fitting herself heraellror for those duties so plainly plainlymarked plainlymarked plainlymarked
marked out for her by natural laws lawsThey IawsThe lawsThey
They The are greatly interested in the ex exploring exploring exploring ¬
ploring trip of erPresident exPre h1ent Roosevelt RoonoveltThey ROOMeltThey RooseveltFtiey
They dont think he will over make much muchof
of a writer but they expect important importantr importantreuilts
r reuilts suUs fiom him from the zoological zoologicalpoint 7Qologicalpoint zoologicalPoint
point of view One of them who insisted insistedthat in insistedthat iste istethat
that ho had inside information on the sub subject sllbjlrt subjeet ¬
ject know positively that what Ioosevelt Iooseveltwas
was really going to do do was to gather a col coll collction
l ction of live lieanimnls animals like those of Carl CarlHngcnhaclc CarlHl1genhllclt Carllfngenhaclc
Hngcnhaclc and tour tho world w rld with withthem withthem withthem
them Them was money in it and na a for forfame Corfarno forfame
fame well wasnt Hagenback as big a aman aman aman
man in his hi way wa 13 Roosevelt RooseveltOne
One 0n of them is is for tariff for revenue revenueonly revenuconly revenueonly
only and another thinks that womens womensduds womensdudR womensduds
duds ought to be taxed more heavily heavilyi
He points malevolently to a peach bosket boskethat hkethat baskethat
hat nnd says ay with staccato touch Makes Makesmo tlakesno Ialte Ialtemo
mo sick them things and yet they theylay theysay
say women want to vote voteOne voteOne voteOne
One old man shies from the interroga interrogation
tion when put plainly to him na to his hi hiopinion hisopinion
opinion regarding the feminine head headgear headIar headgear ¬
gear of the th > spring and mutters as he hoBee heee heseen
Bee ee a monstrous excrescence excre conce over a asunny alIunn1 asunny
sunny faced girl girloC of IB Kinder pretty prettyanyway prfUyanyway prettyanyway
anyway anywayYes anywayYe anywayIes
Yes the derelicts have a good time timewhen timewhen tunewhen
when the summer comes that is evident evidenty I ident identnd
y nd they are preparing for flight now nowlimbering nowimhring nowimbering
limbering up so to speak getting their theirlimbs theirlimbs theirlimbs
limbs out of pawn and visioning far off offhay ofThay offhay
hay rickn under whioh they can sloop sloopthe slolJpthe sloapthe
the shade of friendly walls the cup of ofmilk ofmilk ofmilk
milk at the fArmhouse door and perhaps perhapsjust perhnpMjUllt perhapsjust
just perhaps a kindly face that has hD time timeto
to listen to thu tale of woe woalld and believe believeit
it Soon they will start for tho four fourpoints fourpoinu fourpoints
points of the compa for Now ew York Yorkis
is too hot for them in the summer As Aflone Asone
one of them expressed it he wouldnt wouldntstay wouldnt8tay wouldntstay
stay in it for 10 He didnt say where wherehe
he would got the ten nor did his listener li8tenerask listenerask
ask anything so personal pel8onalTherc personalThere
There are other park benchers besides besidesthe besideethe besidesthe
the derelicts who evidence just as clearly clearlythat clearlythat
that spring gentle spring is come comeFor comeFor comeFor
For instance the East Side girl who whosits whosit whosits
sits sit on the extreme edge of one of the thebenches thebencheA thebenches
benches with half a dozen companions companionsby
by her side She is eating highly col colored colored cotored ¬
ored candy that would send a pure food roorifaddist foodfaddist
faddist into purple hysterics and thrives thrivesupon thrivesupon
upon it Her hair matches > l on one e piece pieceand piccofind pieceand
and her eyes another and her gown gownpeering gownp gownpering
peering p oring beneath ft long checked apron a athird ntbird athird
third She is perfectly sticky and per perfectly perrctly perfectiy ¬
fectly happy She evinces e llco this beatific beatificstate beatificstate
state by an mm endeavor to overcome the thoformality theformality theformality
formality that has reigned during d the thecold thocold thecold
cold season and give gi vo you a chance to tomale tomale toimioke
male her acquaintance without conven conventional conventional conventiomial ¬
tional introduction As you nppraoch nppraochxhe
elms IIh looks up with u rigid straight ahead aheadstnro aheDdInro aheadstorci
stnro in her colorless eyes tho only thing I
dry docks nt Bnmsbuttel near tho out outflow ont110w omitflow ¬
flow of the ttI Kaiser Wilhelm Canal into the theIliver theliver theitiver
liver Kibe The city of Bremen will willconstruct wiIIconstruct willconstruct
construct a dry dock at Urumerhavori UrumerhavoriAn
An ingenious adaptation of canal locks locksjs
js u docks is I projected at Bmnsbuttol and andHoltenauwnere andHoltpnfllI andIfoitena
Holtenauwnere HoltpnfllI ii wn wnere the locks now in inof process processof lrocM lrocMof
of enlargement will bo tapable EIJahl ol being beingUHfd IlOlngud beingtiscj
UHfd as l docks without w interfering with withthe withth withthe
the th canal passage pIlS IpC These Thf adaptations adaptationsi
i will hardly be f Implied until 1914 1014All 1914All 1914All
All tho new clocks are designed to ac accommodate aocommodllte nocommodate ¬
commodate battleships of a minimum minimumi rnlnlmuiiitonnage
i i tonnage of 21000 and dimensions of fOSx fOSxftix30 IiORxRrx1O O8xR5xa
ftix30 feet and cruisers of a minimum ton tonnage tonnage tonnage ¬
nage of 17000 and and dimensions of 53Hx7ix27
i feet The new German ships owing to tothe tothe
1 the shallow waters around the coast will willdraw willdraw willdraw
draw less but with their characterlxtio characterlxtioforesight characlAJriMtioCorelliltht characteristloforesight
foresight the Germans are leaving a mar margin malgin margin ¬
gin for increase in displacement displacementNor
Nor or are clocks for ci airships forgotten
Trials have been taking place during the
last week with n 1 view to uncertain how howquickly howquickly howquickly
quickly emergency fJrnBrg noy sheds for military militarynirllhlpA militaryairships
airships can bo erected The army armyauthorities armyauthorities
authorities wish to know how long It ftwould Itwould itwoild
would take to provide proper shelter for foran foran foran
an aerial cruiser cnli er forced to descend ab abruptly abrurstly ¬ I
ruptly on account of atmospheric condi conditions conditions conditicrns ¬
tions or breakdown breakdownKjcnerimentH hr breakdownExrsmrinierits l1k oNn I I
KjcnerimentH war mild with wit h n tr trent trentr n <
I colorless about her by the way wa wayand wayandshrieks and andshrieks a d damiahly
shrieks amiably a refrain that is soon soontaken soontaken loontaken
taken up by her half dorcn companions companionsMissus compauionlissu companionsMissus
Missus lissu youre oure losing your our rats rutsMissus ratsi ratsMissus
i Missus youre losing yourratH Mismia Mismiaj
j I youre yOti losing your our rats ratsi
i You wonder if you are It is easy easyenough easyenough
enough to glance behind and see if there thereI
I is a trail of puffs and curls and other otherI otherappendages
appendages es but what a triumph for her herif
I if there wore none so you overcome your yourdesire yourI yourdesire
desire even forego the natural gesture gestureI
I of putting your hand to your coiffure coiffureand coiffureand coiffureand
and with head thrown back and a look lookof lookof lookof
of unearthly unearthlyab abstraction trnction in your face facei faceyou
i you wander by and long aftor you all arobeyond allbeyond arebeyond
beyond sight and hearing there ia stil stilthe sUII atilthe
the haunting refrain that accompanies accompaniesyour
your footsteps footstepsMissus footBtCPSlissllt footstepsMisatis
Missus youre losing your ratal ratalMissus ratalI
I Missus youre losing your rat ratlll Miasmic Miswmyoure Mi88IIIyoure Miasmicyoure
youre losing your rats ratiYes ratl ratlYes ratsYes
Yes indeed spring in come comeThen comeThen comeThen
Then there are the babies thousand thousandof thousand1 thousand1of
millions The and andsquares andI
of them almost parks I II
I squares simply blossom with them The Thefashion Thei Thefashion
fashion in babies this spring ia i to have havethem havethem havethem
them very fat and shiny If you lire lireway livfIwny liveway
way over beyond Second Sec JCd avejitio a 811110 for in instance intunce instance ¬
stance you must have a glaze which whichlooks whiohlooks whichlooks
looks as if the recipient had been laid laidupon laidupon laidupon
upon some nearby slab and polished polishedwith polishedwith polishedwith
with n stiff brush plentifully sprinkled sprinkledwith
I with manicure powder The glaze die disappears dieappear lieappears ¬
appears > < a aR you near Fifth avenue until untilwhen untilwhen untilwhen
when you get in Central Pork not a glazed glaedbaby glazedbaby glazedbaby
baby is to be seen soenThe eBenThe seenThe
The funniest t thing about the babies babiesooking babieeooking babiescoking
ooking at the matter from a purely specu speculative speculative speculative ¬
lative and impersonal point of view is isthat isthat isthat
that with all the improved methods of ofbringing oChringinK ofbringing
bringing them into the world keeping keepingthorn Ieepingthom Iceepingthoni
thorn here after they tho arrive feeding and andclothing III1Uclothing andclothing
clothing them arranging for their moral moralphysical moralphysical moralphysical
physical and spiritual welfare they are arejust nreJust arejust
just babies that is all allThere fillThere ciiiThere
There is one young mother mot hll for in instance illAtJnce instance ¬
stance who taken you OuI into her confidence confidenceon
on the th subject She has two of the fattest fattestand fattestand fattestand
and pinkest t and healthiest specimens specimensthat
that you find about They are very verycharming
I charming and you are really glad to make maketheir makoI maketheir
I their acquaintance and say so in your yourbest yourI yourbest
best manner bowing to the th introduction introductionand
I and asking after their health with a fer ¬
I vor or that you OU hope leaves no suspicion suspicionin su picion picionin
in the mind of the parent as to your ig ignorance igI 1gnorance ¬
norance of the fundamental elemental elementalneeds flementnlnfedA elementalneeds
I needs of tho moment momentThe momentfhl momentThe
The babies with one accord yow in inyour inyour
your face and turning their backs sprawl sprawlon pmwlon
on the shawl thrown grusaward with withi
i II an absolute disregard for your existence existenceunequalled existencennfqualled existenceunequalled
unequalled by any anyone one you have ever 6erknown everknown
i known except the members mt > mhers of your im immediate imI immediate ¬
I mediate family familyBefore Camil CamilBefore fitumilyBefore
Before marriage she he used to write writelong writelong writelong
long treatises for the popular poptilarmnagasinea poptilarmnagasineaon magazines magazineson maga nElfl nElflon
on topics for general information She Sheonce RheonCA Sheonce
once did a charming bit on the vertebra vertebraof
of hermit crabs and nd every one know knowif knoW1Jil
if her name could be mentioned that de delightful delightful dolighiful ¬
lightful bit on the Force of Heredity Hereditynot
not a very original subject it is true hut butremember hutremember hutremember
remember how it won wa handled handledShe handledShe handledShe
She refers to it now pointing north northsouthwest northouthweftt northsouthwest
southwest and east in the direction of ofthe o othe ofthe
the sprawling babes Wouldnt you youthink youthink youthink
think she inquires that after genera generations peneratlons generationa ¬
tions of refined people have eaten at atcivilired litoiviIbed atcivilized
civilized tables in the tb manner approved approvedby
by etiquette and usage that a baby might mightbe
be horn who would know 1m ow how to hold holdits holdita
I its it spoon properly just by instinct in inI instead instead
I stead of grabbing it near the inverted invertedhowl invertedhowl
1 howl as both those scions of ancient undentlineage ancientlinlago ancientlineage
lineage which w I have the t he honor to I o call callI catfly
I i my jewels do doHo doSo toSo
So you OU leave hur hl > l studying the piob pioblorn plObIem probkin
kin of herolity from its it practical practicalrather
I IrnthfJr Irat rather rat her than its it s theoretical t Bide idl and andseek undoek andseek
seek another auotl young 0111111 mother who is hustl hustling hUlltlinp liustiinK ¬
inK through I hrou h tho t h ho gateway of tho square squaretowar IIqunretowur1 squaretown
town towur1 ri 1 baby hah ha ia 701 7tJlloIHlr xi lorsly ic msly guanleJ gi is rd e J by I my its itsI ii s sFrench
I French bonne mill N
I portable l e shed built h i1t of canvas 1IIa divided dhi into intoHegrnenU i intosegimients t tlIegment
HegrnenU < capable of being quickly pieced piecedtogether plloodI piecedtogether
together like a tent The equipment in inchul inclinics
I I clinics chul a set of several dozen dozen tall steel steelrniiHtH RtoolmllAtll steelroasts
roasts between nnd across the top l of ofwhich oCwhich ofwhich
which thu wiilln and roof of an airship
dork ran lx 1 it erected The limits are HO HOfpot HI HICeet sufeet
feet high The Th pxperimentrt ure said to toi tohave
i have been satisfactory natinfartoryTo RatiHfllctorTo
To open the lorman capital to rnercan rnercani
i tile Hlnp of considerable pizo from the theIlaltic theI
1 Ilaltic via the new HerllnStrttin canal canalI
I I an n it i is already open to ships hip from the theNorth theNorth theNorth
North Sea luXli < X is to be spent in inequipping Infquippinp inequipping
equipping two great grt at artificial harbors in inthe inthe inthe
the went and east of the city The east eastharbor castharhor eastharbor
harbor will accommodate te twentythree twentythreeships
ships of GOO ton burden and the west westharbor westhnrbor westharbor
harbor a 08 many as seventyseven such nuchvessels Huchves suchvessels
vessels vesselsOwing ves vesselsOwing el elOwing
Owing to rapid improvement in tho thocanals thonnalB thecanals
canals and rivers rlvt > rK of North Germany
Berlin every year gets a smaller propor proportion proportion proportion ¬
tion of its foqd fO 1 supplies and raw material
for manufactlteea manufact es by rail and the new n9Wharbors
harbors are expected e to increase and andcheapen andoheuJCn andcheapen
cheapen transport tran port still further They The Thewill
will be connected with the State rail railways railwnYA ralwn ¬ I
ways wn and will bo h equipped with up to toi I II
I date cbotrioal machinery for loading and
1If Iisehnrging lrRin < < cargo
TSere rrerewal was a time when if you met by bychance bychnnoo bychance
chance she sb would hold you up for an anI anlour anhour
I hour while you discussed a thousand points pointsI
I of mutual interest as small 11m aU talk Now she sheI sherushes sherusiies
I brushes you one side as one might an in insect Insect insect ¬
sect that had alighted on a sensitive sensitivespot sensitivespot sensitivespot
j spot She throws you a word of greet greeting greetIng greeting ¬
ing and explanation I IlIad had to do some someerrands lIomeerrands someerrands
errands and J 1 am so anxious to know if iftho iftho ifthe
tho babys eyes and hair have changed changedcolor ohangedcolQr changedcolor
color since I left What didnt you know knowthat knowthat knowthat
that they change every few minutes minutesYesterday minutesYe minutesYesterday
Yesterday Ye terday when I went to lunch they theywere theywere theywere
were blue bluehe he doesnt mention wh whether whethershe ther therehe
she means hair or eyoa eyooand and when I Igot Igot Igot
got back they were the loveliest hazel hazekind hazelkind hazelkind
kind of a throwback to Ma bt great grand grandmother grandmotber grandmother ¬
mother I hope hell keep his tint today todayhe
he was BO lovoly this morning roomingSpring morningSpring mornIngSpring
Spring n indeed come comeIt comeIt comeIt
It is shown In the attitude of two young youngthings youngthings youngthings
things who are so worldly in their dress dressand dre dreand dressand
and walk and assured manner that you youdont youdont youdont
dont believe they could make love it itwould itwould itwould
would b bft according to their idea you youknow YOIIknow youknow
know so hopelessly hopelee ly commonplace and andout ondo andomit
out o t of date Yet they are sitting peril perilously periloualy perilouely ¬
ously near each other on one of the park parkbenches parkbenohOt parkbenches
benches and you take your position as aseavesdropper tillI aseavesdropper
I eavesdropper absolutely sure that the old oldproverb oldproverb oldproverb
proverb will have no bearing on this thiscase thisI thiscase
I case an they are indifferent to your ex existonco existenco existeuce
istonco as to the rest r6 t of the world worldHe
He is saying Yes if you sit close closeand clOtleand closeand
and fold your arms your hand and andmine andI andmine
mine can meet and nobody can eee As Asauy A ADUY Asany
I any one passes you see ee we look per perfectly perI perfectly
I fectly innocent and rather bored Good Goodisnt GoodI Goodisnt
I isnt it itTho itI ilThe
I Tho girl glances < at him suspiciously suspiciouslyout
out 01 the tail of her eye but obeys his hisinstructions hisinltruotionR hisI
I instructions AO far as the holding of hands handsi
1 iti i > l concerned She asks with badly badlya81um1 badlyassumed
I assumed indifference Indlftor nce Where did you youlearn YOUlearn 011 011i
i learn learnHe learnI learnHe
He answers irrelevantly You dont dontUnow dontInlow dontknow
know my Dad my but hes a great one onewith onei onewith
i with the girls I often wonder how he heescapes heIJt heescapes
escapes IJt < capel being married again againHow againHow againt
t How did you learn she he inquires inquiresI inquireedtonily inquiresstonily
I stonily ritonilyi
i I It was this way I Last < ast summer in the theAdirondack theAdirondacks theAdirondacks
Adirondacks a girl gl11aught taught me and one oneevening oneI oneevening
evening on the veranda we were sitting sittingin
in a cornel just practising when amid
denly she drew away saying eay 1lg Hush Hushsome Bushsome flushsome
some ones ones coming comingI
I hung on and answered Why I Ithought Ithought Ithought
thought you said no one could see seeWell seeWell
I Well they cant1 cant WWI what she said saidrather saidI saidrather
rather irritably but its your father fatherStill fatherStilt fatherStill
Still I didnt tumble and came back backat
at her with What difference whether its itsmy itllmy itsmy
my father or some one else ao long aa aathey 1LIthey asthey
they dont catch on onShe onShe
She hesitated he itated then owned up Well Wellyou Wellyou Wellyou
you see ee I taught him too tooIn 100In tooIn
In the spring the young mans fancy
lightly turns to the modern equivalent equivalentYou
You can take your first lesson le on In the cult cultof cultof cultof
of the ugly In Central Park from the thebenches thebenches thebenches
benches Many Man do The place is scented scentedwith soentedwith scentedwith
with gasolene and leather covered men menand menand menand
and women fly by their eyes hid with withgoggle withgogglM withgoggles
goggle their shapeless forms screened screenedby
by rigid lines their heads displaying displayingthe
the very ery latest late t abominations in headgear headgearYou
You cannot help wondering why nature naturewith naturewith naturewith
with its it adorning adorn in touoh ever seeking seekingto
to hide the unseemly especially at this thisseason thisI thisseason
season I ason does not revolt in a decisive way wayagainst wayRltatnst wayagainst
against this tyranny of the unfit with an anearthquake anearthquake anearthquake
earthquake or a volcanic outburst outb1r8tBllt
1 But the park benchers think nothing
i il would seem to the discredit of the pro procession proceRlioll processinim ¬
cession They look stolidly on as hideous hideousmachines hideousmllchinl8 hideousmachines
machines carrying hideous freights speed speedby speedU speedby
by U even when a beautiful dog turns turnsgoggled turnsgo turnsgoggled
goggled go glod eyes and amid leather cOAted back backI backtoward
I toward them Only Onlyonce once do dothey they express expressi expresssurprise
i i surprise It is when an old fashioned
I I buggy llg y with a middle aged pair simply simplyI
I dressed with evident content in each other otherand othersnd otherand
and the world at large rolls slowly by in
the midst of a cloud of dust left by a red
I An Odd roniprtltlon I1IPf Among onl Ihr Hair Hairlirciurra Hairilreasers air airclrell8f1r
lirciurra of Paris Parisfiom ParisIroi rls rlsI
I fiom Ihr Io London Trlcgraph TrlcgraphI h hIll
I Ill the IIP hairdressers of Paris have hitherto hl herto
contented themselves for the most part partwith Plrtwith pSrtwith
with arranging coiffures They lhf > have now nowadded nowIlddecJ nowadded
added the art of matin faroa to match
the colffurea colffureaI eoiffmirscLnder 01111IrelncJ6r
I lncJ6r rnler the nusplces of the Hairdressers
I Inlon nlon of Paris a competition omp tltlon de arlmace
was held at lAcademlo Ecole Francalae
I de Coiffure In the Boulevard d de Strasbourg
The subject sol for
competition was wa for the
hairdressers to make
themselves to
repre represent repreHent rapresent ¬
sent aa lifelike is i 8 ponslble the various
rulers and sovereigns of the world
In the remarkable procession which
paraded In the halls of the halrdresslnir halrdresslnacademy
academy were ere seen more or lens e I successful successfulpresentations lIucceefulpreeentationill successfulpresentations
presentations of King Edward I the Czar
the German Emperor the Emperor Francis
Joseph the Mikado President Fallows Fa JIIlreA
King Alfonso the Emperor Manellk the
Sultan and varlou other ntheremlotonl eminent
ppi ppisonrwn pelIonlltp p psonagps
sonrwn The prix dhonnour a 1 nwrinl nwrinlpreaealod mdalprel nwdatpresimted
preaealod prel IIIf1d by the ItHeci Irft 1 or orwon DI IhflI lIw8ejnp lIw8ejnpwon jnp I Iwoa
won by M 1 Mom In I S
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WOMEN have always tried to look slender slenderand slenderandIIlIrcesfully and1 and1xitccetsfully r rxuieCeaRllly
STOUT xitccetsfully since the invention of the Nemo But Butnqw ButnqwFasbion ButnowFashion now nowFashion
Fashion requires that slight figures also shall become becomoeven becomeeven t teven
even more sylphlike so thousands of slender women are arewearing are arewearingthe re rewearing
wearing wearingthe the Nemo SelfReducing lfRtducmnqthecormmetthathasbrought lfRtducmnqthecormmetthathasbroughtgrace ngtbe the corset that has brought broughtgrace bro gbt gbtgrace
grace and comfort to millions of their stout sisters sistersThe sistersThe sistersThe >
The Nemo SelfReducing is the only corset that firmly firmlysupports firmllsupports lirrnlysupports
supports the abdomen so that extreme reduction of hips and andback andback andback
back may be accomplished with absolute safety and andit8 its it a per perfectly perfectly perfectly
fectly easy and comfortable com fortable whether youre standing or seated seatedThe seatedThe j jThe
The new Nemo No No405the 405 the greatest iieatestc07set8uccessofthO reatestcorset corset success succeasfif of the thoseason 3I 3Iseason I IBeason
season is is a prime favorite with both stout and slender slenderwomen 81end 81endwomen elendertwomen
women Sizes 19to 36 3u4OO 400 400Nemo OO OONemo 3 3Nenho
Nemo SelfReducing Corsets 34 3 4 5 and andCowl 10 10I 1 1a
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