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N E W NATION A L~ THEATRE. THE BLACK CROOK. ZOOLOGICAL GARDEN. QUADRUPLE SHEET. NEW YORK, SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 1870. From oiir reports this morning the proftabU tfiV.s- are that the weather to-day will he rearm Iud partly cloudy or cloudy, and possibly with light rrtiti yr snotr. Wall Street Yesterday.?Stocks were higher without being specially active, the sales aggregating less than 92,000 shares. Gold declined from 100 3-8 to 109 and cloeod at 109 1-8. Government bonds were firm and several of the railway mortgages a trifle higher. Money on call loans was supplied at 3 and 2 per ceift. Orn Literary Notices in another column will bo found to contain crisp summaries of the latest works from our publishers. Evacuation Pay was honored yesterday by the display of bunting on public build ings and on assemblage of the veterans of the war of 1812. Out of the twenty old soldiers fourteen wero above fourscore yeatB old. , Thf. Two Governors?of New York and Indiana?have had a conference, and as they parted in good humor and uioro than ever determined to keep tbe peace wo congratu late the democracy upon possessing two such good citizens among its loaders. Crosbtown Railroads are a great accom modation to tho public, but we sincerely hope that the process of putting down rails, ripping them up and then replacing in the course of a dispute between tho company and the Ctfhimissioner of Fublic Works will be avoided ns much as possible. Our streets are bad enough. William M. Tweed asserts in blue pencil that ho has no intention of making any revelations reflecting on Governor Tilden. This disposes of a great many shrewd sur mises. We call the attention of newspaper * writers to the emphatic nature of his denial. When the most incredulous journalist learns khat the late Boss wrote the word in bluo pencil he will admit that settles it General Humphreys' Annual Report on tho Engineer Department's work is syn opsized in another column. It will bo found to give in small compass a val uable mass of figures concerning tho ?urns needed to perfect our lake ?nd seacoast system of fortifications, and the sums needed to continue our river ?nd harbor improvements. Particular stress is laid upon the necessity of providing an adequate store of torpedoes for marine use. As wo havo tho best kinds of marine torpe does we should also have them in sufficient numbers. Webster's Statu* was unveiled yesterday in Central Park amid imposing ceremonies, in the presence of a large and distinguished gathering. The generous donor ol the statue, Mr. Curnham, was as brief in his remarks M modesty could mako thom. Mr. Evarts delivered an appreciative panegyric upon the great "Expounder of the Consti tution," and Mr. Winthrop gave nn interest to the proceedings by recalling the presence if D.iniel Webeter at the homo of tho Win khrops and ia liis law office, wh<5r? the ipeaker studied under his direction. Long may America have such citizens to honor knd men equal to the task of honoring them ?Uv. A Few Words to Merchant? and Bunker*. Whether Mr. Hayes or Mr. Tilden is elected is a question as yet undecide/l. For its determination the country is anxiously waiting. Whi?hever way it shall be decided, the country will accept the result with gen eral satisfaction and go on about its business, which, for the time, has come to a stand still. It will go on about its business, glad that this wretched excitement is over ; but only on the oondition that either Mr. Hayes or Mr. Tiden is fainly and honestly elected in a manner to satisfy all reasonable men that there has been an honest count. Unfortu nately, as the days pass by we have less and less reason to hope for such absolute and conspicuous fair play as the public sense of justice demands, while the instances of sharp practice, of petty trickery, of a disposition to take improper and suspicious advantage of the powers in the republican hands do un doubtedly increase. It is a lamentable fact that thoughtful people are less confident of a satisfactory and creditable settlement to day than they were a week ago. Is it not time for the republican bankers, merchants and | manufacturers of New York, Boston, Phila delphia, Chicago, Cincinnati and other Northern cities to take some notice of these facts? Would they not do well to consider if their own inter ests would not be so greatly imperilled by an uncertain and unsatisfactory result as to make their protest in favor of the most open and honorable courso by the republi can managers in the South and against everything which bears the appearance of concealment or wrong important and nec essary ? The anxiety of politicians and their per sistence in putting forth their partisan views and beliefs have a constant tendency to drag the public mind away from the single and only issue. Here, for instance, comes Mr. Stanley MatthewB, of Cincinnati, a good lawyer and honorable man, but a partisan republican and intimate friend of Governor Hayes. He has been in New Orleans, and he tells the public on his return that he has no doubf Mr. Hayes has received a majority of the vote of Louisiana. But, at the same time, hero comes Judge Lyman Trumbull, of Illinois, also a sound lawyer and honor able man, an ex-Senator of the United States, one of the foremost men in the coun try, aud declares his belief that the demo crats have carried the State. Now, these gentlemen speak entirely beside the mark. What they say does not and cannot meet the question of the hour. What the people want is not opinions; what they want, what we must have if we wish to escape great and interminable calamities, is a count of the votes so fair, so public, so honest that every republican in the land may rightfully ask his democratic neighbor to accept the result as above just suspicion. But the proceedings of the South Carolina and Louisiana returning boards are already of a nature as even re publican journals recognize open to just suspicion. What our bankers, capitalists, merchants and manufacturers want is peace, general contentment?and these will result imme> diatcly from an honorable settlement of the present difficulty, no matter which of the two candidates may be come President. What they have most to dread is chronic discontent?such a deep seated dissatisfaction as would result from a belief in the minds of reasonable men that unworthy means had been used to count in a President. Such a state of doubt would lead to an intolerable and ruinous condition of business. It would operate as a fatal impediment to a return of prosperity. It would disturb and gradually sap private as well as public credit. It would force prudent men to re ject new enterprises, to keep their capital locked up and their means in hand; it would make uncertain the value of all pub lic securities, and this would slowly, but surely, appreciate the value of gold. It would largely increase the number of the unemployed, add to the prevailing distress, and embarrass every operation of legitimate industry and commerco. We do not wish to exaggerate the evils of an uncertain and unsatisfactory result, and we say freely that, no matter how unsatisfac tory and how deeply tainted it may be with the suspicion of fraud, we do not anticipate civil disorders. The American people are too sensible to make so fatal a blunder as this, and any one who should suggest a re sort to violence would soon be made to feel that. But we say plainly to the capitalists, the bankers, the merchants and manufac turers of the country, and especially to those of them who are republicans, that if i by their silence they consent to and suffer what their protect can prevont?a count of the votes which shall lie under the just suspicion* of t having been "cookcd"?they ought to set their houses in order, for they will court very grave calamities. When the count is de clared, if the processes by which it has been arrived at shall not be so conspicu ously fair and honest that every republican may justly expect his democratic neighbor to accep1 it, then we shall begin to livo with the threat of a general panic hangiDg over us. Thereafter a very slight cause will create a run on the banks, and particularly I on the savings banks. No prudent mer chant will buy and no cautious manufac turer will dare to produce more than his cash orders warrant. No .importer or whole sale denier will dare to sell his wares on credit to a distant customer. No capitalist will venture to invest,in securities into the value of which will enter an unknown and incalculable factor cf uncertainty. And the evils of which wo speak will not merely en dure, Ttffcy waist increase month by month ; Tor tho I'resiatit, bo ho Hayes or Tilden, "Vrill hold hi* $fico for lour long years, and the doubt wo have supposed will bo present to the public mind and conscience during his whole term. President Grant spoke the literal truth when he Raid, "The country cannot afford to have the result of the elec tion tainted by the suspicion of illegal or false return.:." Wo repeat that we do not apprehend vio lence or civil disorder. Not only are the American people too sensible for that, but General Grant means to install his successor in the White House, and we have not the least doubt he will do what he intend*. What we desire to impress upon the repub lican bankers, merchants, manufacturers and capitalists is, not that Mr. Hayes, if he is counted in, even under justly suspicions circumstances, will have difficulty in getting into the White House, if he chooses to ac cept the Presidency ; but that, to use once more General Grant's wise phrase, they "cannot afford to have the result of the election tainted by suspicion." It is our duty as journalists to make them aware of the risks they run. That there are risks is, we think, no longer doubtlul. Mr. Hayes must get the votes of ! all three of the disputed States to be elected. Now, if Florida and Louisiana should be declared to the satisfaction of every voter in the land to have gone for Hayes there would yet remain the just, sus picion of wrong about the declaration of South Carolina's vote. But the action of the Louisiana Returning Board, when we consider the bad character of the men who compose it, is already so justly suspicious that, unless public opinion forces them to change their conduct, it is hardly possible for them to satisfy the country of the honesty of their work. Even in Florida the interminable delays of the Returning Board and the squabbles of the Governor are not reassuring. These are matters which our business men must look in the face. If they wish to they can compel the observance of good faith. When they raise their voices in protest they have great influence. Tlio question they should ask themselves now is whether it is not time for them to interfere; whether it is not better, by timely and united public protests, to avert from themselves and from the country, in whose prosperity they are vitally interested, a ruinous calamity. We are not playing the part of alarmists. The Hebald has been incessant in its efforts to allay publio excitement, and in stant in reproving all who suggested violent or illegal measures of resistance to the result of the count. We have been aided in this by the judicious words of such democratic journals as the Journal of Commerce, the Sun, and now the World, which said yesterday morning"Neither in the South nor in the North is there danger of armed revolt, com motion or revolution on account of what is going on in the South, or of what may go on in Washington. None whatever." But the business calamities from a suspected, and justly suspected, count are inevitable. The fatal and lasting prostration of industry and business, which just now began to revive, cannot be uured. It can be prevented if the merchants, bankers, manufacturers and capitalists of the North will speak out in time. A Water Supply from Pongbkeep pie?The Eastman Plan. As we stated recently, when commenting on the public cxcitement in this city re garding the scarcity of Croton; nearly every body imagines that he has devised the only reliable plan by which we can be saved from a water famine. Communications have been printed by the column in the Hkbald suggesting every conceiv able means of increasing, regulating and economizing the city water supply. We have had an interesting lec ture on the subject from a distinguished professor and exhaustive reports from the Commissioner of Public Works, who has entered into the minutest details in order to sustain his arguments. New York has well nigh worn herself out in clamoring for a drink of pure water, and now makes any sign only when some distracted housaowner up town makes piteous complaint about his bursted "waterback" or collapsed boiler. But from far o?f Poughkeepsie, nestling in the Highlands of the Hudson, comes a cheering voice, bidding us not despair. Tho problem can be easily solved by making the great river at the fair city our chief source of supply, whence we can draw the pure waters that flow from the forest clad slopes of the Adirondacks. Mr. Eastman would have us establish a pumping station at Poughkeepse and raise the river water to a reservoir at Poughkeepsie, whence it would flow to the feeders of the present Croton reservoirs or by an independent con duit to the city of New York. Unfortunately Mr. Eastman's plan is rot as practicable as his letter to Mayor Wicknam would lead us to believe it was. In order to obtain the fifty millions of gallons from the Hudson, which he proposes to commence with, it would bo necessary to employ pumping engines of at least eight thousand horse power to raise two hundred and fifty thousand tons of water to a height of five hundred feet every twenty-four hours. The pressure on tho delivery pipes near tho pumps would equal two hundred and seventeen pounds to the square inch; consequently they should be enormously strong. They should also be protected from frost by boing deeply embedded in tho earth, or other wise covered. In view of these and many othot important facts governing the feasibility of the plan we are satisfied that Mr. Eastman has underestimated its cost. He naturally tries to support his arguments by statements which are, however, too gen eral in their character to warrant any decided steps toward the adoption of the plan until its merits are more fully investi gated. It may not prove to be for the best interests of New York that several mill ions of dollars should be expended at Poughkeepsie, however tho latter city may desire it. There are other available sources i of water supply much nearer to this city than the point proposed by Mr. Eastman, and until these are examined wc must rest satis fied with our Croton. What wo need now is a thoroughly honest and scientific exami nation of all the sources of water supply within say one hundred miles of New York j city. Among these is tho Hudson ltiver, at ! Poughkeepsie, which, if it proves better than ail others, will undoubtedly be se lected. Incendiarism on Lono Island seems to noed the attention it is receiving from the authorities of Queens county. Six fires within a comparatively small area in a short space of time represent more loss to the farmers of that neighborhood than is likely to result from the average carelessness of the Long Island farmer. Th? Political Situation. If it had not been for the presence of mind i of Mr. E. W. Stoughton, of Ntw York, the , proceedings of the Louisiana Returning Bourd yesterday might have degenerated into a melancholy farce. The Board< began" work by opening the sealed package con taining the returns of De Soto parish. The "visiting statesmen" were for mally asked to notice the condition of the package. It appeared to have been sent in the registered letter mail, was post marked November 14 and marked as re ceived in the New Orleans Post Office November 18. When it was opened it was found to contain an affidavit of intimi dation sworn to in New Orleans Novem ber 25. The Herald correspondent re lates that at this untoward discovery a deep shade of annoyance covered the face of Mr. Wells, the President of the Board; Mr. Tom Anderson became suddenly and intensely interested in a long document, and the few profane who had incautiously been admitted began to laugh; but at this moment Mr. Stoughton, to his immortal glory, firmly faced the crisis. He gravely remarked that "there was here ap parently a clerical error," and under cover of this ingenious diversion the Board passed on to a scrutiny of other papers. It may be added that President Grant wrote, only a few days ago, "No man worthy the office of President should bo willing to hold it if ?countcd in' or placed there by any fraud." Later in the day it became the turn of Colonel Zachario to step into the gap, but in a different manner. He called the attention of the Board to the fact that the returns of Franklin, a democratic parish, had been sent down by express and had been lying in the express office for several days uncallod for, the State officer to whom they were directed refusing to take them out on the ground that the express charges, amounting to seventy-five cents, were not paid, and the last Legislature had made no appropriation for this purpose. Mr. Wells replied that the Board could not afford to pay such charges out of their own pockets, either, and that he would not take them out; whereupon Colonel Zacharie pulled three quarters of a dollar out of his pocket and offered them to the clerk, who was thereupon directed to reclaim the vote of Franklin parish. We may jidd that what the country is anxiously waiting for is a fair, honest count of the votes in the disputed States, which shall be untainted by the suspicion of trickery or fraud. It is now asserted by the democrats that in several eases where parish returns were accompanied with affidavits of intimidation the clerks of courts who by laiv make up these returns are ready to make oatli that no such affidavits were with them when sent. Meantime Mr. Sydney Clarke, who appears to be a republican "visiting statesman" from Kansas, told our corre spondent that ho had so far seen no violation of the State law on the part of the Board. He was very well pleased with the proceed ings, and gave the information that the final session of the Board, when it will add up the vote and make out the returns, will be entirely secret, not even the ten Northern gentlemen being allowed to see this important operation. President Grant wrote, the other day:?"The country cannot afford to have the result tainted by the sus picion ot illegal or false returns." In South Carolina the Beturning Board is in jail for contempt. Their contempt con sists in exercising judicial functions, con trary to the temporary injunction of the Court, the offensive act being the throwing out, on "merely cxparte testimony," as one of the members said in his written protest, two democratic counties. Yesterday after noon the democratic counsel asked the Court to do itself what the Beturning Board had refused to do on the Court's order?give certificates of election to the eight demo cratic members flung out by the Board. The Court refused with great and proper dignity, saying that thig would degrade it into a political machine. The Chief Justice, however, permitted coun sel to get certified copies of the Court's or der to the Board, which will be presented by the democratic members when the Legisla ture meets on the 28th. It is now clear that the sudden action of the Beturning Board had for its object to enable the re publicans to secure by a trick the organiza tion of the lower house. ? The Court was also asked to order the Beturning Board to com pare the county manager's returns with those of the precincts, which also are in itg hands. The democrats claim that such com parison will establish frauds and miscounts to an extent which they hope would show some of the Tilden electors to be chosen. To un derstand why there might be such frauds and miscounts, it should be remembered that of the seventy-six managers of elec tions, sixty are republicans and forty are office-holders depending on Gov ernor Chamberlain for their places. Jhis will remind everybody that President Grant wrote, only a few days ago, "The country cannot afford to have the result taintod by the suspicion of illegal or false returns." The Court, after hearing argument, held its decision over until Monday. In Washington it iB thought that Judge Bond, of the United .States Circuit Court, will on Monday release the members of the Board, having them brought before him on a writ of habeas corpus for that purpose, and it is suggested that he will do this on the ground that the Board counted the vote for electors, and that these are to bo considered federal officers. Judge Bond has the repntation of being a partisan, but he is also a good law yer, and will probably take some other view. The contempt of the Board relates to its action regarding members of the Legislature. In Florida the Beturning Board begins work on Monday, and the democrats believe that this will give them time to obtain a fair count. Th* AVrathfr. Four distinct depressions were yesterday observable in the United States and Canada east of the llocky Mountains. The storm centre which was for the past day or two central in Nova Scotia is now moving off the coast in an easterly direction, accompanied by rain and snow. Another depression is central in the lake region, accompanied by an extensive area of rain and mow I and brisk winds on its westerly margin. Still another storm baa made its appt-arance in Dakota, where foggy weather and snow have begun to prevail. As we predicted in yesterday's Hkrat-d, a Gulf storm has moved from the Southwest across to Florida, and is now moving off the South Atlantic coast with rain prevailing over the Eastern Gulf States. This disturbance evi dently influenced the velocity of the wind on the Texas coast during the past two days, and is cyclonic in character. Yesterday snow fell at Marquette, Grand Haven, Detroit, Port Huron and Alpena in Michigan, at Bismarck in Da kota, at Toledo and Cleveland in Ohio, at Buffalo, Rochester and Oswego | in New York, at Erie and Pittsburg in Pennsylvania, at Chatham, Sangeen and To ronto in Canada. Sleet fell at Pittsburg, Pa., and Grand Haven, Mich., and light rain in the Ohio Valley, the lake region and the | Gulf. The weather continues cold in the i Northwest, warm in the Platte Valley and in -Southern Florida, and generally cool in other parts of the country, particularly in the lake ragion and New England. From present indications the weather in New York to-day will be warmer and cloudy, possibly with light rain or snow. Gone M*d. When the eye is cast over the story of the young clerk of Brooklyn who lost his senses when he discovered that tho young lady whom ho was in two days to have wed was subject to violent fits a sense of pity will overcome even those who are in clined to laugh at everything. That his name is prosaic George Ketchum; that there is a large reward to those who catch him ; that he was in the grocery line ; that he w<>nt mad because his tydy love had fits, are the ready elements for that uncouth paragraphic humor which selects the shock ing for its mirth. Man can and must laugh, and the embroidering of the grotesque upon the horrible has been one of the desperate resources open to the professional humorist, as it has been the only funny refuge for men to whom horrors are professional. Shakespeare's picture of the joking grave digger is an instance of the latter, and the "Danbury JWtps man" and all the other "funny men" of our American press daily illustrate the former. They will take poor mad Ketchum as they take up scalded in fants, burnt alive men and women and mutilated sportsmen, and hand him round from funny man to funny man until a humorous railroad accident or a comic wife murder gives fresh grist to their mills. He will be "boiled down" irom a funny ''stick ful" to a side-splitting line or two, and all because he was a runaway Ketchum, a gro cer and a madman in one. Yet not a single man of the paragraphers but will pause wistfully as he thinks of that awful process, the violent unseating of reason. Why, it is one of the most powerful elements of tragedy. Look at King Lear as his heart bleeds in distilling mingled pathos and madness when he cries above the body of Cordelia, "So my poor fool is hanged." Ophelia, who goes mad with her wrongs and her father's murder, has been bur lesqued, but the tragedy of the scene re mains immortal and the clown's jokes aro forgotten. Ketchum, trying to jump off a North Itiver ferryboat, offering a deck hand twenty-five dollars to lot him commit sui cide, does not appeal to our sympathy until we know that poignant pity for the suffer ings of one he loved sent him forth aimlessly wandering, crazed and tired of life. Read of him in the lines of Coleridge not as Ketchum, but "the knight that wore upon his shield a burning brand ? That somotlmes from Ihe savugo den And sometime* from the darksome shade ' And sometimes starting up at onco In greon and sunny glade, There came and looked him in the face An angel beaattlul and bright And that ho knew It was a fiend This miserable knight May we not picture the Brooklyn clerk wandering around the wilderness of the great cities with the angel face and tho fiend face before him ? Shonld we not then think of him alone with pity ? | <tvalifl?d Breach of Promise. The end of the Martinez-Del Yalle broach of promise case lias been reached in a verdict for the plaintiff with only fifty dollars dam ages oat of the fifty thousand claimed. This result, unsatisfactory in many ways, we may reasonably surmise to be one of those com promises of the jury room wherein out of strongly conflicting opinions an attempt is made to reach the equities within the confines of the law. Hence, doubtless, arises the seeming contradiction of a wealthy man de clared guilty of breach of promise of mar riage while the sum awarded in compensa tion thereof is, on the usual scale in such cases, no compensation at alL It is a vindication of the plaintiff, Miss Martinez, qualified by the disparity between her claim and the award, which stands as one thousand t<f one. It is a condemnation of the defend ant, Mr. Del Valle, mitigated by the propor tion between the actual and the possible inroad on his purse. The case has attracted so much attention that its moral will be sought on all sides in the verdict. Unfor tunately the case will be judged more as an appraisement than a lesson. If, however, it teaches anything it is that a man who picks up a young lady and an acquaintance at the same time from the sidewalk, and after a num ber of intimate meetings places her in a re sponsible position in his home, mtiRt not expect a cynical world to believe that his sole desires were to learn English and get a housekeeper. On the other hand, it teaches that a young woman who expects a wealthy man to marry her must not let the shadow of impropriety rest upon the first or indeed any of the steps in the progress of their ac quaintance. It is for each of the litigants in this case to say whether the verdict is sat isfactory. To our mind it reproves with a severe lash the faultiness on both sides. It says that the plea of dispassionate disinter estedness in such an acquaintance so car ried on is hypocrisy, if no worse. It em phatically discourages young women who tako such a road to a wealthy marriage. The verdict saves Miss Martinez from being branded as an adventuress, but it is a close shave. To the more pronounced females who meditate such a "bold stroke for a hus band" it would show that the game, unless played according to the good old rules that have been honored since connubial blue j began, is not worth the candle. To middle* | aged Spaniards who want a housekeeper th< j experience of Don Juan Del Valle will sug gest one way of seeking her that is likely to bring upon them the incredulity of the wise and the unquenchable ridicule of the pro fnne. In truth, the plight of Miss Martinez is pitiable, however just, while tye position of Don Juan is?what is very hard for a Spaniard to bear?ridiculous. Close of tike Coach lag Season* On the 1st of December the Pelham coach will discontinue its trips for the winter. For a period of nearly seven months Colonel, Kane lias performed his self-imposed duty with a punctuality and steadfastness not generally conceded to American masculinity, so frequently held up to unlavorable con trust with British pluck and robustness. The very oldest stager could not have dona his daily task with more perfect regularity and a more sublime indifference to the as saults of the weather. There is a complex psychological problem lying behind all this. The fascination of the "ribbons" is an inex* plicable phenomenon, running back to the days .of the lordly Apollo and his gorgeous four-in-hand. Wo have no space, however, for other considerations of the art than briefly to commend it as a means of manly, healthful and genial exerciso. We hope the impetus of Colonel Kane's example will beat fruit next season in the appearance of othei coaches, equally well ond pcrseveringly driven, and that various roads will bo made lively with their rumble and the musio ol their horns. There should be "six Rich monds in the field," and we look forward with great anticipations to the opening of the next season. In another column we print some interesting extracts about the results of thu year's coaching. Rapid Transit.?The Elevated Railway Company will do well to place street lamps on its iron columns along the railroad tracks on Ninth avenue at every street crossing. The posts are scarcely discernible at night, and persons driving across the avenue at the crossings of side streets are very likely ta run into them. The remedy is a simple one, and might save loss of life and property at well as prevent suits against the company, which might follow such accidents. Rapid transit is so necessary and so great a public advantage that no person except for selfish motives would throw an obstacle in its way. At the same time the company, which is at present the only one to giTe us the boon, would do wisely to make its road as unob jectionable to tho public as possible in its structure." * Eastern Complications.?Nothing tran? spired yesterday to interfere with the diplo* matic programme for patching up the Turko-Russian difficulty. The^cure cannot be applied, like a poor man's plaster, in two minutes, and hence all who hope for peace must be patient. That a day has passed without a fresh obstacle being reported iff causc for congratulation. Fox Hunting in New Jersey did not be gin yesterday, but several gentlemen at Hackensack enjoyed a rattling ride of seven milea alter the hounds. The hunt was a "drag." PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE. Ruskln remains in Venice. Australians are very Intemperate. Bismarck continues to be sleepless. The Nevada linnet slogs like a canary. A Georgia girl of fifteen has Ore children. English women awkwardly eat raw oystors. There is snow and cold weather In Scotland. Ole Ball Is In Boston, playing with great violins. Count d'Ouitremont, of Belgium, Is at the Albemarl* Hotel. Baron George FL Levi, of Italy, Is at the Hofflnaq House. ' Whiskey drinkers drink more water than temperanef peoplo da - An ostrich feather grows to its full slse In six of eight months. People of Constantinople sail much on the beantifnl waters at sunset. "Dr." Slade has been doing a large spiritual bust, ness since tbe i rial. In Trausylvania killing a man is punished by a fine or short imprisonment. Thomas Bccdc, of Oakland, Pa., voted lor Thomai Jefferson for PreMdont. At a Welsh lair the hugo lad walks with his arts round tbe waist of his girl. Mr. A. G. Gill, United Slates Consul at Rhelms, sailed on the Baltic yostorday. A Caiuornia witness says that the opium habit Is n* worse than the whiskey habit. JelTcrson Davis arrived from Europe In the White Star sioamer Adriatic yesterday. Rural districts in the Isle of Wight are to have fte? reading libraries on a small scale. Mr. George M. Roboson, Secretary of the Navy, yea terday arrived at tbe Firth Avenue Hotel. Heavy taxation In Paris, to pay tbe national Indebb cdness, has nearly ruined the breweries. Tne Loudon Xewi says that English ideas of Amerfc cans are too much oolored with tobacco Juice, In San Francisco a Chinaman baa married a white woman, and tier name hencelorth ts Mrs. Ah Wah. It is proposed to arin the Missouri sheriffs with* Galling guns to protect them from the James robbers. Crocker, of tne Central Pacific Railroad, thinks that California should have one Chinaman for ten whit* men. John Morley navlses English artisans to unlock tho secret of French life by learning tbe French lan? guage. A Manchester boy quietly walking the streets was kil<ed by a descending bullet fired Into tho air a hall milo away. "Centennial year" Is a tautological phrase, but II has got into the English language and It Is not likely that It will bo driven out. ? In South Carolina the fashionable billiard playei holds bis shotgun lo his teeth while he jnakos a fancy plunge lor bis opponent's Ivory. Mr. C. H. H. Clark, a prominent California lawyer, says that on the witness stand a Chinaman is muob more trustworthy than a Pole. Pshaw I It took a man-of-war, 619 men and 300 tons of coal to bring Tweod and his two pieces ot baggage home from a foreign shore. Scotch Tweed Is an exponslv* luxury. The Roumanians are beginning to regard Prince Charles as a carpet-bagger from Vienna, upheld by Austria, and they are waiting for tho Russian tidal wavo lo carry him away. Etfning Trl'gram lull or faro lor the Hon. William M. Tweed, now registered at Hotel de Ludlow:? \ *01 P. | s Vlgotable. ) 5 riMH. | (Skip-Jack?Spanish Mackerel?Greenwich Oysters. > 1 KNTHKKM. | ? 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