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Sfanitaj) JKispatcl). SUNDAY, JULY 19, 1846. Contents of tlie outside. First Page—Original Poetry— 11 Woe to the Crown." Letter from London. Young Physic. The Emperor's Page—Jin Incident of Bonaparte's Reign. A Fortu nate Adventure ; ora Moment's Mistake. Gen. Tay lor and the Volunteer. A Sketch of Ben Johnson. Miscellany, &c., <s-e. Fourth Page —Death. Administration of Justice in Tex as, togethei with a variety of paragraphs, 4 c. Correction, —A most provoking erroi occur ed in our last issue. In the local news it was sta ted that Carl King and anotherperson had beenar rested lor attempting the drop game on a coun tryman. If instead of Carl King the name of John Smith had b?en inserted, no harm would have been done : but there is but one Carl King -.a mis city, probably in the whole country,—and he is the enterprizing, honest and esteemed citi zen, whose unrivalled straw bonnetts have given him celebrity both in Europe and America. How our local news collector made the blunder, we do not care now to enquire ; we can only regret that it has wounded the feelings of a most upright and worthy gentleman’ On the sth day of June last, Mr. William Eich man deposited with Sylvester Stoddard, Post master of Tuscola, Livingston co., Michigan one dollar, which he directed, to be sent to the Postmaster of New York, for one year’s subscrip tion to the Sunday Dispatch. Mr. Stoddard sent on the money with two notifications to the Post master of this city, but failed to notify us. Yes terday, by accident, we discovered the fact, pro cured the money, and will send the paper from this date. We cannot supply the back numbers. We improve the opportunity to say that the pro vision in the present postoffice law, with relation to the ordering of newspapers, is a most stupid one—troublesome to both postmaster and pub lisher. The sure and simple way is to enclose the money and address direct to the publisher. Foreign News—The letter from our London Correspondent, for the prompt delivery of which we are indebted to our efficient post master, is a condensation of the important European news, up to the afternoon of the 3d inst. Our readers will find it a most interesting letter. The litera ry and theatrical gossip, contained in a eecond letter, or rather a postcript to the first, we are compelled to omit till our next. We are happy to inform our readers that Mr. Carlos D. Stuart, a gentleman well known in the literary world, and who sailed a few days since for London, where he intends to reside for six or nine months, is engaged as a regular correspon dent for the Dispatch. His letters, we may ven ture to promise in advance,will possess a rare in terest and a permanent value. The Public Lands.—We regard the land bill which has passed the Senate "“of the United States and is now before the House, as one of those half way measures which will injure the government without benefitting the people. Ei their keep the price of lands up to a rate that will yield to the government a revenue,or make them entirely free to actual settlers, giving to each man who will put his labor on the soil and im prove it, one hundred and sixty acres. The reformers (we do not pretend to be a re former) have advanced unanswerable arguments in favor of the absolute and unqualified freedom of the public lands ; the most forcible of whi ?h is to be found in the alarming fact, that our cities and large towns are. over-crowded ; that there are more men women and children in them than can obtain the employment necessary to a comforta ble subsistence, and that, this state of things ex isting—idleness is a necessity,not a choice. What comes of idleness whether of necessity or choice, no man needs to be told. Pauperism the very worst of evils, since it breaks down the pride of manhood and in a little time robs it of its first, great aspiration, is the first of the stepping stones to crime. Society punishes promptly, for its own protection, and it does not object to the expense which the punishment involves. Society some times grumbles at the poor tax, but it never grumbles when the bill for trying, condemning and hanging a murderer is presented. It does not grumble when it is told that more cells are wanting on Blackwell’s Island, or at Mount Pleasant. Nor are the social conservatives will ing to open their eyes and see, what is plain to be seen, that of idleness comes pauperism, and of pauperism crime. Or if sometimes they do ad mit this fact, they avoid the conclusion to which Tt tends, and deny that the first cause is of ne cessity. As Though men who have fairly tasted the sweets of honorable and rewarding labor, would abandon it to suffer privation in indo lence, and debasement in crime. We maintain that it is much better, aye, and cheaper, to send men out to the West than to send them up to Sing Sing. It is better for the men thus disposed of, and better for society; it is better to have two thousand men bringing our wild lands under cultivation, making them blossom like the rose, than to have six hun dred policemen to watch these two thousand in the hiding places of knavery in this city; it is better to have thousands of young girls enjoy ing God’s free air and the fruits of a generous earth, in positions for which nature has adapted them—the wives of freemen and the mothers of freemen—than to have these thousands starving in garrets, or, to avoid so awful an alternative, sinking into shame. In one word it is better di rectly to promote industry, than indirectly to fos ter idleness and so increase misery and crime. The cities must be drained of their surplus po pulation. Make our public domain free, and, if necessary, help those who would settle upon it, and the draining will be easily accomplished What poet, in a fit ot ecstacy, cried out, “ Come out of the cities” ? God bless you, sir, there are thousands who would, but they can’t. They see the garden in the distance, but the grip of pover ty holds them here. We’ll tell you who do go •ut of the cities, and without waiting for any poet’s invitation either—the speculator, the men of millions, who, having monopolized the soil in the older parts of the country, have commenced the same accursed work in the new. And this bill, which we alluded to on commencing, may retard the monopoly for a while, but ultimately capital will find the means of obviating its restrictions. The only wise course is to make the public lands unqualifiedly free to the actual settler. The New Tariff.—That there was a little trickery and deception practised with reference to the Tariff of 1842, by the leaders of the Demo cratic party, in Pennsylvania, during the great campaign of 1844, we suppose no one will deny. Mr. Polk was not allowed to appear before the people of that State in his true character—an out and out free-trader, but was held up and palmed off as a good tariff man, “ as good as Henry Clay.” It is certain that this deception secured him a large number of votes, though it is not cer tain that, if perfect frankness had marked the course of his friends, the result of the election in that State would have been otherwise. Pennsyl vania is essentially democratic; a majority of her people are attached to the party which claims this name. But deception having been practised, and the interests at stake being so immense, we cannot wonder at the astonishment and indigna tion which are expressed with reference to the new bill. We are not sure, however, that the Whigs will sweep the State at the next election, as they predict they will; though the result will undoubtedly show a large increase of their vote. It is our impression that Pennsylvania will suf fer the most severely by the repeal of the act of ’42. New England will feel the loss the least, because her manufactures are now firmly esta blished, with immense capital to back them, and can enter safely into competition with their great rival over the water. Seeing but little to object to in the new mea sure, we should yet have been pleased, had the old bill been allowed to stand for two or three years longer. Beyond that period its most san guine friends could not hope for its existence, unless in a greatly modified shape. It is not satisfactorily evident that the new measure will yield a sufficient revenua to meet the expenses of the government, doubled, nay almost trebled, as they are, by the war with Mexico. On the other hand, the reduction of our imposts, seems to meet England, our great customer, it must be borne in mind, as well as onr great commercial rival, half-way in a corresponding movement; and since the wisdom of the two nations preferred compromise and peace, to war, on the Oregon question, a second mutual concession, calculated to favor so largely the commercial intercourse between the two countries, may be productive of the happiest results. Great Britain will certainly be careful not to offensively interfere in the war with Mexico, so that this government will not be embarrassed in the prosecution of its plans in that quarter ; and we regard this of no little im portance in the present position of affairs. A large spirit of patriotism and the wisest btatesmanship, can alone reconcile the conflict ing interests in this country. Each interest mus yield something to the general good. Stringent protection would as certainly drive the South from the confederacy, as free trade would com pel the secession of the North and East. He would be held a great man among the greatest, who could effecta compromise of this question. Park Benjamin’s Eistry into New York Park Benjamin is about to return to the Empire State ! It is not surprising that his friends should wish to welcome him back. A meeting has ac cordingly been convened and the result of their deliberations has been that a procession should be formed to meet him on his return from Balti more, at the depot of the Philadelphia train. It appears that he is to be escorted by a few cho sen friends to the shades in Thames st, where a grand dejune a la fourchette consisting of tripe and onions—pigs feet and sausages, will be in readi ness—after which six newspaper boys will fire a feudejoie of ten crackers preserved from the stock of the 4th of July. Our hero will then join the procession, the programme of which will be as follows, (published by the order of the commit tee of arrangements.) The Ethiopian Minstrels, Air.—“ Sacha sitting up stairs.” George Washington Dixon in his full military uniform, as it is supposed he will appear at the Rio Grande, In his hand the last edition of the Polyanthos,de dicated to the Fair Ones of City Hall Place, His volunteers, Band playing—“ How happy the soldier who lives on his pay,” Mr. Simpson of Chatham Street with his three balls, Banner—“ My Uncle, Omy uncle.” The Gingerbread Man, in a new brown surtout. An old lady playing the hirdy girdy. Air—“ When I was young, tho’ now I’m old ” A Green Banner—“Motto”—No pent up Utica, contracts our power, but the whole boundless continent is ours. Sixteen printer’s devils dressed in their profes sional costume. Twenty eight compositors with elongated faces. A celebrated paper maker in deep mourning, Twelve press men with their pockets turned out, Banner, inscribed M. T. Band playing the dead march in Saul, Twenty book binders in half mourning Nymphs with their folders. Brass Band playing “Woodman spare that tree.” General Morris on his celebrated charger, richly caparisoned, wntentre rode on ttiax rable day, the 4th of July, when in ans wer to Governor Wright’s “how d’ye do General,” he replied “pret ty well, thank ye Governor, does your maternal an cestor know ye are out.” An Urn drawn by two Donkeys containing the never to be forgotten drama, “The Fiscal Agent” which was played to the discerning pit at the Park Theatre, “three successive nights” for the amusement of the author’s friends Banner, with inscription— “ Sacred to departed worth.” A Nigger singing “ Jim Crow.” A triumphal car on which is deposited “ A complete set of the ‘ New World’ ” bound in calf. also, The Western Continent “ in sheets” Banner—“ In the midst of life we are in death.” Band —“ See the Conquering hero comes ” The “Great Known,” dressed in a black gown with various little stars made of red cloth placed thereon—on the right side of the gown, the figure of Mo ther Goose cut out in red cloth, and over the left a witch riding On a broom, in his hand a wand. The poet’s eye will be in “ fine frenzy lolling” and he will breathe his sublime piece of poetry, “ Had I the power to read the stars” Band playing “ Barney leave the girls alone” Banner—“ What do you say to a first rate notice in the Boston Morning Post.” Car drawn by a mule, On which is deposited a schedule of relations and friends too numerous to mention, Clerk from the U. S. Circuit Court In his hand he bears a document inscribed, “The Discharge and Certificate.” Banner with inscription— “ Base is the slave who pays” Twelve Old Ladies Band playing, “ what can an old woman do.” Banner, with inscription “ The Unhappy Varment” Cornelius Matthews, Esq. sometimes called Puffer Hopkins. with his degree of L. L D , A. S. S., 11. U. Mi The man who read the “ Mound Builders,” in green spectacles, his head bandaged. The Band playing— “ Oh ! dear, what can the matter be.” The Monomaniac, Bearing in his hand the heraldry of his family shewing a long line of ancestors down to the good old days of Adam and Eve. He wears a military uniform, and as he cannot wear at the same time all the honors conferred up on him, they are repre sented by a short pipe which he is smoking. His Valet de place bearing the oiiginal papers on the American Poets, written by the late Judge Stoiy Band playing “ Hokey pokey whankey whum” Beautifully allegory intended to represent the power of Christian love and forgiveness, as follows : That Old White Coat, on a pole. James Watson Webb and Horace Greeley hand in hand. Edgar A, Poe, and Thomas Dunn English as the “ Siamese Twins.” Dr. Bacon and “ Reflex’ of the Mirror, with their coat tails pinned together. Hiram Fuller, Esq., taking snuff. City Items Esquire of the Tribune weeping tears of joy over this blessed re-union. Christodoro, the celebrated Astor House hair dresser, bearing,on a silver salver a magnifi cent pair of Moustaches. Grand Escort Mutual Admiration Society of the Literati. Banner with motto—“ Tickle me, and I’ll tickle you.” Lewis Gaylord Clarke of the Knickerbocker, bearing in his hand a beautiful copy of Jo’ Miller, labelled—“ Monthly Gos sip ofMaga.” THE OURANG OUTANG. kindly loaned for the occasion by the American Museum. Daniel Fanshaw explaining to the “man what struck Billy Patterson,” the advantages of cheap steam baths. Moses Y Beach of the Sun and Thomas Mc- Elrath of the Tribune, discussing the paper currency question. Two barbers plying their vocation. Banner with motto—“ A clean shave !” City Convention.—We see that the order of proceeding, which the public were fed to be lieve this body, at the commencement of their sittings, would adopt, has been departed from. Previous to the first Monday of July, it was very generally understood that they would have two or three preliminary meetings, to ap point committees, draw up rules and adopt them for their government, and that the several sub jects to be presented for discussion would be at once referred to their appropriate committees, who would report upon them in due season, and be afterwards brought before the Convention in a tangible form, and their merits and demerits ad vantageously and understandingly considered. Such a mode of proceeding is every way admir able : it would save a vast amount of time and a great deal of useless discussion. The members might bottle up their eloquence, and a full op portunity would afterwards be affoid-d them of letting it off in the shape of good set speeches, upon the presentation of the reports. It would also save them from the comments of the press; and what is of more importance, it would save the public from unnecessary expense. On Tuesday last, Dr. Hasbrouck presented a series of resolutions, in the shape of propositions, which he wished to have embodied in the amended charter. Some of these propositions are very good in themselves, and calculated to confer benefit on the citizens: such, for example, as allowing the judges of the local courts a speci fic salary, and abolishing all fees. This reform would have a tendency, at any rate, to ex pedite the business in our local courts, and to re lieve suitors from a great deal of delay and vexa tion, to which, under the existing order of things, they are subjected; but in carrying out this re form, due regard should be had to the inter est of the judges, and a full, fair and adequate compensation given them for the amount of ser vices they perform—as it is notorious, and ad mitted by almost every citizen, that our State judges are not fairly remunerated for their la bors. There are others of lhese propositions which we confess we do not see or understand the uti lity of. Such, for instance, as the three first pro positions: first, “That all the legislative power of the city should be vested in two Boards, an nually elected, to be called the Common Coun cil, &c.” Second, “ That the two Boards should have concurrent powers, and a negative on each other’s proceedings, &c.;” and third, “That one Board —to be called the Board of Aidermen— shall consist of one person (annually elected from each ward by the electors of the ward,) who shall possess, in addition to the legislative power, all the powers now possessed by the aidermen as Justices of the Peace, &c , and shall have all the power, as to their organization, &c., which the Board of Aidermen now have.” The legislative power of the city is already vested in two Boards annually elected, and the Doctor’s proposition neither adds to or takes from the powers and au thority now vested in the Common Council. We do not, therefore, see the propriety of these pro- ( positions.’ What reformation are they meant to introduce into the city government, or what ad ditional benefit will they confer on the public ? It seems to us as if the doctor was taking some thing away from the corporation with one hand and giving it back with the other. The fourth proposition contemplates a very ra dicalchange in the Board of Assistants. It pro poses to divide the city every ten years into six distiicts, each district being entitled to elect two members, and the persons thus chosen to consti tute the second board to be called the Board of Councillors. fQuere is there anything in a name ?] Their powers to be wholly legis lative, and their organisation to be the same as the' Board of Assistants, except as to the choice of a president or clerk. The sth 6th and 7th propositions are, that a Mayor and Deputy- Mayor be annually elected ; that the Mayor shall have all the powers, &c., now possessed except otherwise directed. The Deputy Mayor in case of death, &c., to have all the powers of the Maybr, and to be the presiding officer of the Board of Councillors, and when required give the Mayor his counsel and assistance. Now in all these propositions we do not perceive the slight est tendency to reform, to put a stop to jobbing or to curtail the levying of taxes : on the contra ry it appears to us that these two last proposi tions are opening the door to further intriguing amongst the members of the Common Council, and to wasteful expenditure of the public money, without confering any adequate benefit on the ci tizen. One Mayor, we think, (is fully adequate to the discharge of the duties imposed upon him by the Charter,for it does not seem that the doc tor’s proposition would impose any additional duties on him, and if he wants advice he can re sort to the Common Council, either collectively or individually, and we doubt not they would in all cases be very willing to give it to him. In re gard to the Doctor’s fifth proposition, we do not s j e what good that will effect or how it will lie sen ihe expenses of the public, (which we sup pose is what the Doctor has in view) except at the Tea Table; there it certainly will have some efft ct. for, instead of eighteen members sitting down as at present to tea and lunch, we shall have only twelve. This to be sure will be a sa ving, but not such an one as we think the public will give the Doctor much credit for. We shall have more to say on this subject. The Washington Letter Writers —May we not hope that this useful, this ingenious body of men—these rare inventors, these careful ela borators will, when Congress adjourns, pay this city a visit. We would have them come toge ther, so that the city may review them on the Battery, and Plumbe daguerreotype their faces, in Broadway. Each man should have his pen in his fingers, and his head bent forward in a listen ing, an attentive attitude, as though he were in the bar room of Colman or Brown, or among the scullions of a foreign minister’s kitchen. We would catch the very expression of these gentle men’s faces, as they sieze a rumor, run it through their brains and reproduce it at their fingers’ ends, in a greatly enlarged and highly improved condi tion For what of the strange, improbable and impossible are we not indebted to this interesting alass? Have they not entertained us magnifi cently during this long session ? Have they not to amuse us, made fiction fact and fact fiction sworn the true to be false, and the Jalse to be true, and indulged in a train of speculation and prophecy that the soundest reasoner, the most ve ritable prophet would not have ventured upon ? Have tl . v not done that which Banquo doubted that the wierd sisters could do—looked into the seeds of time and said which grain would grow and which would not? When was invention more tasked 1 And is not something due to such men, whose labors have been for our wonder ment, if not for cur good ? The Common Coun cil should “ rope them in,” carry them up to the penitentiary, and give them a meal off the regu lar bill of fare. DanielFanshaw should give each one of them a hot air, or steam bath. Colonel Ming should insist on their inspecting his regi ment, and Colonel Stevenson with his California volunteers, escort them about town. General Morris should dedicate one of his choice poems to them, and Hitchcock invite them to see the Caffres at the Museum. The world never before saw such a body of men, and something should be done for them. Serenades.—Young gentlemen who are of a romantic turn of mind, and fond of singing under quiet people’s windows in the still hours of the night, should be first certain that their vocalism is worth the rousing up to hear. We fhave heard good music in the street, at night, but for the most part amateur songs, duetts, trios, etc., are wretched affairs, exciting to the nerves, and tending not at all to the comfort of either hearers or performers. It is a noticeable fact that those who are the most fond of singing, generally have the worst voices. It is a delusion something like that which induces very ugly looking people to believe that they are decidedly handsome. On Friday morning, precisely as the clock of St John’s struck two, four interesting young gentlemen planted themselves beneath a gas light in Beach street, and instantly broke out into a musical invitation to some young lady to go into the country with them. They then, ironically we fancied, sung “ Oft in the stilly night,” look ing, the while, very anxiously upto the windows of the house they stood in front of. One of the party, a gentleman who wore a white hat, seemed particularly anxious to do the best he could to wake the people up, and, proposed to one of his companions a flute duett. In an instant two flutes were whipped out, and the instrumental commenced. White hat proved himself the “greatest blower out,” at least on that night. After the duett, the whole four gentlemen united in entreating the same young lady, whose com pany they desired in the country, we presume, to “Love Not.” The performance concluded with a comic song to the tune of “ Tongo Island,” with a recitative, which these young gentlemen doubtless thought very funny. Now, these young gentlemen evidently thought that they had done a very pretty and very senti mental thing, and, we have no doubt, went home with the conviction that their gallantry was ap preciated, not only by the object more especially designed, but by all the neighbors. All the time they were singing, however, one of those neigh bors was discussing with himself the propriety of throwing a pail of Croton over them. Mr. Epes Sargent, the author of “Velasco’ and one or two other plays which were promptly damned, is engaged in writing a new drama ex pressly for Mrs. Mowatt, “ who will of course illustrate the characterof the heroine,” etc* Mr. Sargent, who has, for several years, been one of ihe lesser lights in the world of literature, com menced his career in the city of Boston, a city which has produced Charles Sprague and Oliver Wendall Homes and, perhaps, two or three other poets of their calibre, but which is mainly cele brated for its small beer rhymsters and ’alf and ’all dramatists and novelists—an innumerable host, which has spread all over the country. Mr. Sar gent migrated to this city about ten yeais ago, and immediately took rank among the penny-a liners, who now compose the Mutual Admiration Society. He was concerned with the husband of Mrs. Mowatt in the publication of sixpenny pamphlets for the million, but when the demand for these elegant issues fell off, set about the writ ing of a play entitled, “ Change makes Change.” Unfortunately his “Change” made no change for him. It suffered the fate of “ Velasco.” It was whispered that he. had a hand in Mrs. Mo watt’s “Fashion,” and the extravagant praise which was bestowed upon this comedy, smacking as it did of the Mutual Admiration Society, went far to give coloring to the suspicion. But we do not be lieve he had anything to do with it; “ Fashion ” was partially successful, and it is utterly impossi ble for Mr. Sargent to write anything that can be. Whatever his genius brings forth is sure to die and be damned. Mr. Epes Sargent is an amiable little gentleman—a “ nice young man,” he would be called by boarding-school misses—whose picture fills one of the panels in Plumbe’s frame. It is a good picture—a wholesome face, significant of innocence, simplicity and unsophistication; in looking at it one would suppose that its owner had lived on milk and bread from his youth up ward. We are sorry that Mrs. Mowatt, a lady whose talents have impressed the world favora bly, is to “ illustrate the character of the heroine” ot Mr. Epes Sargent’s new play. We are, in deed. The London Sunday Dispatch (spelt with an t, mind ye,) has a circulation of 60,000, and is ge nerally recognized as the people’s sheet. It is a bold liberalist and speaks, without fear or favor, the sentiments of two-thirds of the British pub lic. To this fact may be attributed its enormous circulation. We design to make the New York Sunday Dispatch, to the United States, what the London Sunday Dispatch is to Great Britain, and no mortal can prevent us. Thf California Expedition—Col. Stevenson’s regiment, though not yet mustered into the ser vice, is entirely complete, with the exception of me company— Captain Diver’s which will be ins pected on Monday—after which the whole regi ment will be reported to the commander in chief for organization. We are requested to state that not a man or an officer of any other regi ment of volunteers is attached to Colonel St • venson’s command. Weekly (Utossip. We suppose our readers know that the c.ty— the fashionable city we mean—has gone out of town. The watering places have all ihe “upper ten ;” or, if a few yet remain behind, they hide themselves in the back parlors; dust is encour aged to gather on marble stoops, and it is voted vulgar to have the bell pull or doorknob polished. Betsey, the cook, and Sally the chamber maid, have the nicest sort of times in the great coal drawing-rooms, while their masters and mis tresses are swel ering in six-by-nine boxes in the country. No ladies walk in Broadway now —for the reason given above; positively the ladies are not in the city, those who are here being simply women. A correspondent asks us if our noticesVheigh bor Daniel Fanshaw’s hot air and steam baths are inserted gratuitously ? Certainly. We were the first paper to bring Daniel’s establishment into notice, though the Herald, Mirror and News have since said something about the steam and hot air. Neighbor Fanshaw is, we learn, about to be presented to the grand jury, which will be invited to seek out some mode of rewarding him for his disinterested efforts to parboil his fellow citizens. Not fifty miles from Prince street, in Broad way, there is an elegant house, built about twelve years ago, by a gentleman whose landed possessionshave given the State no little troub’e. The gentleman did not occupy the house long, und it was kept several years as a boarding house. Afterwards a distinguished physician re sided in it. It is now brilliantly lighted up every night, and is perhaps the most fashionable hell in New York. It’s a strange city this. A new sect of religionists has been started among the women of Pennsylvania. They call themselves “ female kings,” and declare that.tbe time has come for women to rule. All who are in favor of petticoat government are requested to send in their allegiance to these female kings. Mr. Thomas Dunn English has published a re pTy~To lid gar A. Poe’s second article It is now Edgar’s turn. Both the gentlemen are doing themselves up beautifully. One of the. Western editors swears that he will never give up 51 40. This is as bad as the en raged Whig, who after the result of the election of 1844 was known, swore that Mr. Polk should not be President. Poor fellow, he couldn’t avert the catastrophe. The clock in the tower of St. John’s was al lowed to run down again last week. Who’s the man employed to keep it in order ? If he does not attend to his business we shall be obliged to blow him. up. It is not fashionable now-a-days to say a man is tipsy, but he has “got a brick in his hat.” —Ex. Yes, and sometimes the bricks are so heavy that they break out the top of the hat, and make a very bad case of it. A German prince offers, in one of the Paris pa pers to sell out his title and estate for SSOOO. cash down. He’s a wise fellow; in twenty years the title will be worthless ; the estate was probably so a long time ago. The young officers of the navy are very anxious that the government should make an attack on the castle San Juan d’Ulloa. They want service and promotion—especially promotion. A printer committed suicide in London be cause he omitted one fetter in an article he set. If other printers followed his example there would be great mortality in the craft, and David Hale would be obliged to pay his hands full prices. Did any one ever hear of the murder of an ugly woman ? We ask, because according to the pa pers, all the women murdered within our remem brance have been “ beautiful and interesting.”□ Mrs. Tyler on the last Sunday morning, pre sented her husband,the ex-President, with a son, weighing, the Brooklyn Star says, nine pounds and a half—Tne interesting’event occurred at Easthampton, L. I. John Tyler is a fortunate man. The ladies of Hempstead, L. 1., are to hold a meeting in a few days for the purpose of dis cussing matters and things in general, and elope ments in particular. The late double elopement from that place, has very much excited the wo men there. It is said that neither the Captain or the mate of the Neptune, was on board the boat on Tues day evening, when the accident occurred which resulted in the loss of life. The persons who had the boat in charge were incompetent and the passengers were obliged to take the matter into their own hands. Is human life thus wantonly to be trifled with ? Croton water is used liberally now, at. morn ing and night in washing the streets. The plan is a good one, Altogether our streets are tolera bly clean, and we hope will be kept so, for the health of the city. At one of the public celebrations in New Or leans, on the 4th instant, after the names of the signers of the Declaration of Independence have been read,—a Frenchman rose in a great passion and asked—“ Why de h 11 de name of Gene ral Lafayette was not among dem ?” What has become of the editors* Convention which was talked of in the western part of thk state not long since ? Have the goose quills bnnehed yet ? The awning posts are to be removed from Nas sau street ? The street is so narrow and the tra vel so great that these posts have become a se rious obstruction, and a positive nuisance.— There is no need of planting posts to stretch aw nings upon. Slender iron rods with their sup port from the walls of the buildings, are much neater, much moreendurable and out of the way. A poor devil who was contemplating suicide, drew a prize of one hundred thousand dollars in the great Havana lottery, last month. It is a lit tie singular that these large prizes are drawn ai a distance. Seven or eight hundred Daughters of Tempe rance, escorted by as many Sons of the same or der, went up to West Point, on a grand cold wa ter frolic, last Wednesday. We know it is pos sible to be tolerably merry, even on cold water, with Youth and beanty as the stimulants, but we must ask our old friend Sandy if a drop of dark brandy just to keep the cramp out of one’s sto mach, isn’t really good after all. The Boston Chronotype wants to know how much truth an editor can tell, and yet live. The New Orleans Delta says that Dinneford “ is now the manager of the Bowery and on the railroad to fortune.” There is nothing like going away from home to learn the news. It is gratifying to have the assurance from the entire press of this city, that Mdlle. Blangy, the new danseusent Niblo’s, has a neat foot and a pretty ankle. We suppose, this being the case, the lady does not object to show either. Trinity Church, is said to be delightfully cool, and during the warm days of last week, was full of ladies, both at morning and evening prayers The weather being more comfortable this week, The Pittsburgh Commercial Times has a won derful theatrical critic. Speaking of Mr. Mur doch’s personation of the character of Hamlet,he says : “ Mr. Murdoch plays Hamlet, as he plays all else he attempts, not merely, up to nature, but the attendance has not been so large. over our admiration I” Dear me! It is proposed to take the wires of the mag netic telegraph, between Philadelphia and this city, across Staten Island from Amboy, thence by means of leaden pipe, to Fort Hamilton, and thence to this city, via Hellgate. This route is said to be practicable. Rabineau’s swimming bath, at the foot of Des brosses street, North river, is now in fine order and offers to the residents in that part of the city an opportunity to enjoy the healthful sek bath.— Those only who make a practice of swimming frequently during the warm season, can properly estimate the benefits of the habit. An elaborate notice of the model of New York now exhibiting at the Minerva Rooms in Broad way, is crowded out for want of space. Every resident of New York should see this model in order to form an adequate idea of the immensity of the city he lives in. On Thursday, the 23d inst., there will be a grand picnic and cotillion party at Nyack. The beautiful steamer St. Nicholas, which will have a band on board, has been engaged to carry the company up, and the fare to the whole will be but one dollar. See advertisement in another co lumn. Bathe to day at Gray’s in Brooklyn, adjoining the Fulton Ferry. You can take your choice, a swin in the cold water, or a hot salt water bath* Either is healthful and delicious. News of tlje Ukck. There was an awful fire at Nantucket, on Monday or Tuesday of the past week. Nearly 500 houses, in the best part of the city were laid in ashes. All the most public places are among the ruins. There appears, however to be no lives 105t....0n Monday evening a man named Spen cer murdered his wife in Jersey City. The cause is said to be jealousy He is said to be a cousin to Phillip Spencer, who was executed on board the Somers by Commander McKenzie....The steamer Neptune made a nip on the Sound on Tuesday night, with neither captain, mate or pi lot on board —three lives were lost —and the boat compelled to return to New York ....There has been an extensive elopement from Long Island during the past week—two married men, named Huestis and Hudson, running away with two mar ried women. They were overhauled in Roches ter and brought back on a charge of larceny, for stealing the women’s clothes. They are now in prison. Mrs. Huestis died from grief at this af fair.... Tne Senate has passed a bill for the relief of the widow Qt Alexander Hamilton, allowing her twenty thousand dollars for one thousand co pies of the work she proposes to publish ....The Warehouse bill has. passed the Senate, and the Land Graduation Bill has passed the House.... It is said that the reason Captain May wears such flowing locks, is owing to disappointment in love. The same authority also states that May’s entire command are similarly situated, all wearing long hair.... The Mexican Government have issued a decree that all foreign goods intro duced into Mexico, byway of Metamoras, free of duty, are liable to be confiscated.... Two men have been arrested in Baltimore charged with the murder of Gustavus A. Kraus, a journeyman printer. It appears that the three went out to bathe, when the two men returned, they stated that Mr. Kraus had been accidentally drowned— his body was afterwards found with several bruises on the head, which led to the supposition that he had been murdered ....Mr. Andrew Westlake, of Canton, Stark county, Ohio, was robbed of SIOSO, on the 3d instant, between Warrentown and the District of Columbia, by three men, who dragged him from his horse and gagged him, while they perpetrated the deed.... A man named James Ryan, of Cleaveland, Ohio, in a fit of intoxication shot his son—the little fel low was asleep in bed, and the deed was only discovered by ‘he bed being on fire. It was ac cidental.... Wise, the aeronaut, is to make his fiftieth baloon ascension on Saturday next, from Lancaster, Pa.... Andrew A. Potter is to be hung to-morrow at New Haven.... The steamer Britannia, left Boston on Thursday with a large number of passengers, many of whom are dele gates to the World’s Convention—Wm. Lloyd Ganison, of Boston, is among the number, and it is to be hoped he will not return.... A Boston Aiderman has been charged with violating a city ordinance—he admits the fact, but says that his position as a civil functionary should shield him from the pejialty • In at the Death —The late Gen. Van Ness of Washington, whose estate triflingly exceeds six hundred thousand dollars, lived it was supposed for many years a widower, but recently a lady has come forward who claims to be his widow, and asserts her right, as such, to a portion of the property. The lady says that she was married to the late Mr. Van Ness in the year 1836, by a clergyman of Philadelphia, and has her certifi catOxall in due form. It is a little singular that so public a character as Mr. Van Ness, living in princely style in Washington, and amidst a large circle of very intimate friends, should have been able to keep so romantic a secret for so long a time; or that Mrs Van Ness, should have been willing to keep her honors in the shade, and on ly claim them when it became necessary to the vindication of her rights—the widow’s share of an immense estate. Our gallantry forbids us to doubt the lady’s word, and but for the respect with which the departed should ever be regarded, we would advise the heirs at law of the late Ge neral Van Ness to advertise for all other ladies who may claim to have been married to him.— Old men, with very large estates, may contract any number of marriages and keep them secret by the power of their wealth ; or covetous wo men may run away with an idea that they were married to very rich men,who neglected to make any provision for their affectionate wives, and thus an incalculable injury maybe done to society* Perhaps, on the whole, it would be better for the heirs at law to advertise lor other widowsof Ge neral Van Ness, and fatherless children, too. Pugilistic encounter. —Two dashing women of the one luxuriating in the delightful cog nomen of Betsy Morgan, of St. Louis, and the other Till Robbins, of New Orleans, crossed the river opposite St. Louis on the 26th ult, to settle their mutual differences according to the laws of the ring. Having arrived on the ground, with their seconds, they tied their colors to the stake, and the preliminaries being arranged, business commenced. On the first round, Till’s eye was put into mourning by a tremendous right hand vi sitation from Betsey, who, in her turn, received an awful hit in the bread-basket, that considera bly deranged her internal arrangements. Round 2—A good deal of hitting and counter-hitting, not much mischief done, both down, and slight symptoms of scratching operations. Rounds 8 and 4—Rules of the ring entirely laid aside, and fingernails in active demand; several delicate scalping operations were performed upon each other’s head, face and neck, exchanging hard epithets and locks of their hair at the same time. Round s—First5 —First blood drawn, Till biting off one of Betsey’s fingers, and she in return bunging up Till’s daylights in such an awful manner that Till on time being called for the sixth round, could not come to the scratch. The affair was of a very spicy nature, being entirely attended by the gent, ler sex. Local News.---Saturday. Death by Suicide.—The Coroner held an in quest on the body of a young woman named Ann Geoghagan, aged about twenty, a native of Ire lad. She lived with a family in Ann street and complained on Sunday evening pf being ill, with dizziness in the head and sickness in the sto mach A physician was then called in who pres cribed for her and she got better.— On thursday she complained again and shortly after was siezed with vomitting, and then for the first time told that she had taken arsenic. She died short ly after. Verdict that she camo to her death by raking arsenic. It appears from the evidence of the physician who made the post mortem exami nation that she was the victim of some cold blood • ed and heartless seducer. A very Grand Larceny.— Mr. Townsend W. Hetherington, a young gentleman who lately ar rived in this city from Steuben county, with more money than brains, went on Friday even ing to a house tn Reade street, kept by a woman named Henry. After he went in he called for a bottle of wine and treated Mrs. Henry and the Miss Henrys, and they, one and all, declared that he was a charming fellow. Upon the strength of that another bottle was ordered, and so they went on until they finished twenty bottles. Mr. Hetherington, according to his own account, at the time thefctwentieth bottle was finished, was up to ninety .in the shade, and called for a bed. He was shown up to his room, and to bed he went, with his money tied round his body in a belt. Shortly alter he fell asleep, and in the course of the night some of the ladies came up and eased Mr. Hetherington of his belt and $3,501). Mrs Henry, ana a girl named Mary Anne Grief, were arrested yesterday evening by officer Josephs, on a charge of haying taken it, and were locked up by Justice Drinker for exa mination. An Economist in Love.—A. man named Charles Tinker was committed, by Justice Drinker, on a charge of stealing stereotype plates and cuts of the value of SIOO, from J. W. Wat son, of Nassau street* The plates and cuts be longed to Dr. Armstrong’s edition of the “Eco nomy of Love.” Burglary.— The house of Gordon Lee Knapp, 61 East Fourteenth street, was entered on some day or night between the 10th and 15th instant, and a quantities of wearing apparel, plate and other articles carried off. Grand Larceny.— Wm. Graham was captured on Friday by Assistant-Captain Hill of the 6th distric Police, charged with the commission of a grand larceny six months ago. He was locked up. Pettit Larcenies Henry llolpin, David John son, and Daniel Doras, Mary Ann Collins, Mary Cunn and Mrs. Farley were all backed up for small thefts. Insane.—Patrick Moran and Patrick Bolger, two crazy men were picked up last night by the officers of the second district, brought to the sta tion hause, and from there sent to the Lunatic Asylum. A Cab Driver Punished.— A fellow named Jas. Martin, had his license taken from him by the Mayor for attempting to overcharge a passenger. Examinations were afterwards taken against him at the Police Office. Disorderlies.— Henry Renach, a young scamp, was arrested in Reade street, in the act of firing a pistol and sent to the Tombs. John Bradley and John Scammell were both lockea up. Brad ley for indecently exposing his person in the street, and Scammell for a violent assault and battery. Obstructing an officer. — Jacob Ryor was held to bail for obstructing the Inspector of States at Ni blo’s, on Friday night, while in the discharge of his duty. Inquest.— The Coroner held an inquest yester day at the house of John Murdock in 32d street, on the body of a child named Obediah Murdock, aged 3 years. It appeared chat about two weeks since the deceased was run over by a stage acci dentally, and was so much injured as to bring on a dysentery, of which he died on Thursday. The Jury brought in a verdict accordingly. Robertson the proprietor of the far famed Phcenix Hat and Cap Manufactory, has removed Tom his old stand, 103 Fuiton street, to No. 89 the same street, it must be recollected that Rob ertson, is the individual who first sold the $5 Hats for $3 50. We would advise our readers to give him a call. A match game of quoits, for $25 a side, will be played at the Cricket Qouit Ground, No. 342 Bowery, on Wednesday afternoon, the 22d inst., commence at 3£ o’clock. Those fond of this fine, healthyjsport,|will please take notice. From London. London, July 3,1816. To the editor of the Sunday Dispatch : I am now writina amidst the greatest political excitement I have yet witnessed in this metropo lis. The Peel Ministry, no longer exists ; and a Cabinet has been formed under Lord John Rus sel. In the House of Lords the bill for the abo lition of the Corn Laws met with great opposi tion in committee, all of which failed; the Lords did not offer opposition to its final stage, and it passed without a division on the 25th June. On the evening of the same day the House of Com mons, by its vote on the Irish coercion bill, de cided the fate of the Peel administration. On taking the votes it was found that the old Tory party hadjoined the Whigs and Radicals leaving the government in a minority of seventy six. Ou Saturday the 27th of June, Sir Robert Peel went down to the Queen at the Isle of Wight, and tor mally rendered to Her Majesty his, and his col leagues resignations, which the Queen received, and immediately dispatched a messenger to Lord John Russel, who waited upon heron the follow ing morning and received instructions to form a cabinet. On Monday evening the 29ih ult, Sir Robert Peel stated at considerable length the mo tives of the late Cabinet in resigning, and went over the principal events of their administration. He took credit to himself for the peaceful termi nation ot the threatened difficulties with the Uni ted States, and positively affirmed that the navi gation of the Columbia never had been ceded to Great Britain in perpetuity by the American go vernment. He expressed himself anxious for the welfare of the Administration about to succeed him ; dwelt upon the amicable relations existing between Englund and France, and its increasing popularity amongst the better informed portions of both countries. On the second of July the following names were given as forming the new ministry—Premier, Lord J. Russell; Lord Chan cellor, Lord Cottenham ; Secretary of Slate for the Home Department, Earl of Mar : for Foreign Affairs, Sir Geo. Gray ; for the Colonies Vis count Palmerston ; Treasury, Earl Gray; Sec. for Ireland, Harlot Clarendon 1 —-War Department Mr. Labouehere ; Board of Trade, Mr. Charles Wood ; Lord Privy Seal, Marquis of Lans downe ; Attorney General, Mr. Fox Maule ; Lord Lieutenant of Ireland, Marquis of Norman dy ; Lord Chancelloroflreland, SirThos Wylde Phe Duke of Wellington will continue command er-in-chie.f, without a seat in the Cabin-t. All these appointments are respectable for talent and shew much discrimination in their arrangement; for instance Lord Palmerston, if he had been foreign secretary would have manufactured a war some where or other, and he is now put out ol harm’s way. The Earl ot Maris a man of great intellectual vigor, and will make himself favora bly known to the country, the Earl of Clarendon is the soundest man in the Whig party, and has gained the highest respect of all by his indevia ting rectitude. Sir Titos. Wuylde is a greatlaw yer, and has ultimately received the reward of his standing in that profession. There is a re port that a noble Marquis,now the second person in the New Ministry,stated openly a few days be fore the breaking up ot the late Cabinet, that a war sooner or later, between England and the United States, was inevitable, that every action of the masses in America made that desire more manifest, and his Lordship thought that no time could be better for England’s going to war than the present moment. This may be depended up on that the desire for peace does not sway the present Cabinet, as it did the late. The Conser vatives seems to rejoice at the present eliange.as they say the fate ol the present cabinet is in their hands. Communications were immediately made with France from the new administration which are stated to be of the most friendly nature. All things are tranquil in France. Tne minis terial pa; ers are still inveighing against the Mex ican war. Louis Phillipe is making preparations to visit the English Queen, accompanied by his consort and several ol the junior branches of the royal family. The politic old king will be more pleased to propitiate a Whig than he was a Con servative administration. The election of a new Pope has taken all Eu rope by surprise The facts are these : Cardinal Lambruschini, the Secretary of state, could not carry his first selection of a candidate who would have been a mere puppet in his own hands, and was directly opposed to the election of Car dinal Acton, who would have acted upon his own responsibility, superceding Lambruschini altoge ther. It the foreign Cardinals had been present, Acton’s election would have been certain ; he, therefore, called the Sacred College together, and finding on the four first ballots ihat his own candidate could not succeed, he put his influence into the sea e for Cardinal Ferretti, whom he conceived to have more of the conservative feel ing than any other of those named. The new Pope has assumed the title of Pius IX. He is a man of great learning, much talent and firmness, apparently only forty-live years of age, although they state him to be flfiy-eight. Italy is still disturbed. Bands of discontented persons are said to have taken up their residence in the mountains, and to have defied the Roman troops. Austria has been pouring in troops upon the borders of Lombardy, ready to mar oh into the disturbed district upon the first outbreak. There are no novelties in the theatrical world, since my last. At the Italian Opera House, the same opera and the same artists. This is the great publishing season, and I will endeavor to send you some literary news by this mail. Yours, etc., B. B. From Washington. Washington, July 17,1816. To-the editor of the Sunday Dispatch : Tempus edax rerum, will soon devour this ses sion. The resolution from the Senate for the ad journment of Congress on the. tenth of August, has passed the House. Most of the members would like to stay longer, but they are out oCras/i and can draw no more, until the pay roll is made up. They’ll go on the day fixed, many of them before, and so bring to an end a session which for saying much and doing little, has no parallel in the annals of American legislation. The rumor that it has been decided in Cabinet Council to attack the Castle San Juan d’Ulloa,is, 1 believe, well founded. The Pennsylvania, North Carolina and two other of the heaviest ships, with twelve bomb vessels, will have this work to do. The government has decided to as semble as soon as possible a heavy fleet off Ve ra Cruz, though the attack on the Castle will not be made until October. There is some talk of fi nishing and launching the line of-battle-ships, Vermont and Virginia, which have been on the stocks in the Charlestown Navy Yard for twenty years. It seems to me that the money required for this purpose would be better expended in steamers. Senator Semple’s attempt to run away, to avoid voting on Mr. Walker’s tariff bill has caused great merriment. The administration men were frightened out of their wits, until assured that the fugitive had been overtaken. The Senator has some private grievances to complain of; hence his effort to get off, which, had it succeeded, would have caused the defeat of the bill. When his vote is recorded in the Senate, there will be a quiet laugh among the members. (We are compelled to omit, for want of room, balance of our correspondent’s letter ) From Saratoga Springs. Exciting news and a violent editor— A sortie and a pihhed bat lie—Mineral waters and Music— Dempster vs Templeloa—Salley in our alley and our Consul at Genoa—A panorama of beauty— Belles, Blondes and Brunettes —Thermometers and dress coats —Balls and Mysteries—Extraor dinary effect of the Pavillion Fountain on a “ small beer' 1 politician. The past week has been one of unusual excite ment to both visitors and residents. It was ru mored that two regimentshad been ordered from this state to repair instantly to the seat of war and that two companies were ordered from this village. This was exciting news as you may sup pose, when there are nearly twenty volunteers whose names are down for Texas—.On the roll stands forth conspicuously the name of the edi tor of the Republican Sentinel and Whig; the following day the rumor was found to be un founded, when alas, poor human nature, the edi tor of the Republican baffled in his hopes of a “ revel in the halls of the Montezumas,” felt his valor raging within him like a pent up volcano, and sought various methods by which to release the fiery torrent without injury to himself. Fail ing of success with a small party of boys who were pitching pennies—he threw himself down in despair upon a box of goods immediately in front of a store; he was not allowed to remain here long before he found his position attacked in the rear by the ganison, one of the number ha ving made a soitie. Then ensued such a fight, words, grunts, stamped hats and a torn coat, all betokeningthe fierceness of the assault, and the obstinacy of the defence. At length some good natured person disliking the muss kindly put an end to the combat—a combat that for its blood less consequences, and the manner in which it was conducted, can only be found equalled by that of Peter the testy, and the army of smokers so ludicrously inscribed, on the pages of the Knickerbocker. Morning and evening all is life and gaiety at 6 o’clock in the morning, the village band com mences playing and continues for one hour to delight all who hear their performances. The invalid whose feeble health preys upon his mind, and who is compelled thus early to resort to the healing waters, feels his spirit revive within him, as he wanders through the spacious and lovely grounds adjoining the health, bestowing fountain and unconsciously times his steps to the dulcil notesthat are echoing around him. Dempster gave a concert here on Saturday evening and another last night. They were ful ly and fashionably attended. I was not present otthe first, but it created such a furor among the elite, that I made it a point to be present at the last, and I must say I was truly delighted with the manner in which he sang the plaintive melo dies of his own native land of “ hill and flood” —of Dempster’s voice it is useless to speak, a man who has drawn ciowded houses in this coun try, for ten years without the aid of humbug or paid puffs, “ a la Templeton” must possess no ordinary merit—Speaking of Templeton reminds me that he is giving concerts in Albany, but the press seem to be silent, as to the merits or de merits of his performances. A friend who re- turned from Albany, says he heard him sing Sally in our Alky,” in a style that had poor Dibden been alive and present, he would have in dicted him for murder. Only think pt this soft headed coxcomb singing a song of Tom Dibdens dedicated to a washerwoman’s daughter, by a coal heaver, in a style, that were it not for his cracked voice would sound as though it was de dicated to Sally in marble halls by a love sick “cockney exquisite.” The Ivory Stature of Christ is here, and it is visited daily by a large number. To me it would be a gratifying exhibition, could I divest myself of the humbug which has been so artfully woven around its history. It is strange that the humili ty and truthfulness of Him, who is thus forcibly, brought to mind by this splendid work of art, should not have had some influence upon its owner, and saved it from the desecration of de ception, But I fear that the heart of “ Our Con sul at Genoa, ’ is made of harder materials than his head. Every evening the spacious parlors of the Uni ted States are converted, as if by magic, into a panorama of beauty—here may be seen the young and the old of every clime. The magnifi cent belle from the far “ down east,” whose au burn hair is clustering in ringlets around a fore head of dazzling whiteness, and whose roseate cheeks seem to be bursting with the warm blood that mantles their surface, as she waltzes grace fully around. The diminutive, but lovely and childlike daughter of the South—the laughing brunette, whose eyes flash forth with every movement, putting to shame the rich gems which sparkle in her raven hair. The old, too, agree to participate in the actual enjoyment of the dance, but still gazing with admiration upon the beautiful formsas they glide gracefully past, or listening with admiration to the delightful music. All—all seem for a time, to have feast both care and ennui far away, and to enter into the enjoyment with a determination to be pleased, that would defy old Time himself to tire them. By the bye, Mr. Wheeler, the fashionable tail or, of No. 96 Broadway, has become quite a lion, or rather his coats have, since the ten pin alley affair here. I am very much mistaken if he don’t have more coats to make this ball than he can well attend to, he may not like to have his name taken such liberties with, but like Sawney, he must be content with a wind that will be sure to “blaw grist to the mill,” though he is ignorant of the quarter from whence it comes. Last Friday was the hottest day that has been known here, for twenty years, so say the know ing ones. I can only say that the thermometer stood at 96 nearly the whole day. Since then, however, the weather has been cool and bracing, and all the elite are on ihe tip-toe of expectation with regard to the coming balls for the season. The first one is expected to come off to-morrow evening; should such be the case, I will in my next give you, as Paddy says, a “ full, thrue and particular account of it.” I see in the Herald a pretended account of une affaire misterioso in which mention is made of a young lady from the city of brotherly love. Let me solve the mystery, it-never-had-any-existenceexcept-inthe-noodle of-the-author. Quite an amusing incident occurred at the Pa villion Spring a day or two since. A certain gen tleman of your acquaintance, met a friend there who spoke to him about the recent news from the seat of war, when one of a number of visitors who were present, but who was an entire stran ger to the gentleman, commenced a most bitter denunciation of the war and all who advocated it. The gentleman to whom he had addressed his offensive remarks, said, “ this is your opi nion,” looking him coolly in the face. “ No, sir, I know it,” said the “small-beer” politician. “Gentlemen,” said the other, putting down a large pitcher which he held in his hand, “ as sist me to hold this man’s hat on ; his self esteem is now swelling to such a degree that I am afraid I shall not be able to keep it in its place.” “ What, sir, you mean to say that this war is not an unholy thing, all bloodshed and murder. What have, the Mexicans done to us?” “Plun dered our ships, murdered our seamen, and re fused us satisfaction,” said the gentleman, be ginning to look angry at the offensive and ignor ant assertions of the other. “ I don’t care if they have. This is all a southern affair, a d .slave holding concern: we have no business with Tex as. ’Twas all the South that got it- annexed,’, shouted the politician. “Do you know how many Northern men voted for the annexation ?” said the other coolly. “No.” “Do you know anything?” “Yes; I know before I would fight in this war,” said the politician, “I would re bel.” “ Look here,” said the gentleman losing all patience, and stepping up to him and looking him straight in the eye, “ Your last threat is worse if possible than your arguments. The man who has not patriotism enough to defend his country, is too much of a coward to make his threats of rebellion of any importance.” The dough faced politician looked at his opponent for a moment, and then thinking that discretion was the better part of valor, “ sloped” amid a perfect scream of laughter from the assembled group. In my next I will tell you all about the lake, its beautiful scenery, steamboat, fish ing parties, picnics—not foigetting the White Sulphur Springs, its baths, hotel, etc. CARLOS. theatrical. To the editor of the Sunday Dispatch: New York, July 18th, 1846. But two theatres open in New York ! The Chatham and Niblo’s. In 1837, nine years ago this summer, when the whole country was ruin ed and every body in it bankrupt, there were ten theatres in full blast. For the refreshing of the memories of our readers, we will run over the list of those dramatic establishments : The City Theatre, now Corlies* Bowling Saloon ; the Park, Franklin, Bowery, Vauxhall, Niblo’s Richmond Hill, National, Olympic, and Apollo, now Apollo Saloon. We presume no manager excepting perhaps Niblo, of that period made a fortune. The regular winter season following this “active business” was perhaps the most dis astrous which ever befel the drama in this coun try. Wallack oponed the National, and before he elosed it, sunk one hundred thousand dollars; Simpson & Price saw their accumulations dis appear, Hamblin at the Bowery, could net make his spectacles pay, the little Franklin went to the devil, preceded however by the other minors, which scarcely lived long enough to be known. What became of the companies attached to these new establishments is more than we can tell. — The majority starved to death we suppose. The Bowery opens to morrow night, giving us three dramatic establishments in operation. The Park will not open until the 17th of August. Mr Simpson omitted his usual trip to England this year. We are not informed of the attraction he will present. The Keans will be mainly relied upon we suppose, Mr. Placide and Mr Burton draw large houses at Niblo’s on two nights of the week, the Ravels having the other four. The little sketch of the Old Guard of Napoleon, t fiords Mr. Placide an admirable opportunity of exhibiting, in the cha racter of the ex-corporal, the enthusiasm with which Napoleon inspired his soldiers. It is im possible to see this piece without becoming strongly interested in the old corporal. The Chatham Theatre has been crowded every night of the week. The management is as bu sy as ever in the pioduclion of novelties. £The Greenwich theatre closed evening, it having been found necessary to make a public sale of the lease, scenery, wardrobe and fixtures for the purpose of settling the accounts of the original stockholders. It will open for a per manent season, in a few days, and will, it is to be hoped, receive that support which its good management will merit. The vaudeville company at Vauxhall, brought their performances prematurely to a close on Tuesday evening, for what reason we are una ble to say. We thought that the establishment was doing a good business. Mr. Harrington, the ventriloquist is giving a series of entertainments in the saloon. Miss Julia Crocker, the young lady whose de but at the Park theatre was so successful, is per forming at the Walnut street theatre, Philadel phia, and the press of that city speak of her in most complimentary terms. Mr. Hackett is to be one of the managers of the Howard Athenaeum, Boston, which is now being erected on the site of the old Atheteum, burnt down last winter. The interior is to be fitted up for operatic representations, with a stage, par quette, and two galleries. Private boxes with arm-chairs are to be provided, in front of the par quette, the price of admission to them being one dollar. The parquette is also to be provided with arm chairs, each individual having a seat to himself, free from the annoyance of his neigh bor. There will be a gradual rise to the rear, af fording an opportunity to see. The price of ad mission to the parquette will be fifty cents —to the first gallery, the same—to the second, twen ty five cents. There will be no “ third row no bar-rooms: a decided improvement, which all theatrical establishments would do well to copy. A new drink.—The City Editor of the Tribune talks about “drinking in delicious influences.” Is this a shilling drink ? Steamboat Excursions.—To Hoboken to day, if the clouds disappear and this hideous North e ister. which has prevailed for the last week, will give place to warmer airs from the South ; Hoboken has a welcome smile for every visitor; J ill who can appreciate the beauties of nature mu&tbe happy in Hoboken. There is an influence there which will despel care and anxiety, an d make men forget the weariness of dull prosaic life. To Hoboken, ye of the great, noisome city and be retreshed. The following named steamboats make excur sions to day. For time and places of leaving, see advertisements in another column: The beautiful steamboat Albany, around Sta ten Island, landing at Bergen Point. The fine steamer Delaware—down the Lower Bay, and off Sandy Hook —landing at Coney Is land each way. The swift steamers lolas, Proprietor and Wave —several trips each to Coney Island. The splendid steamer Oneida—down the Bay, two trips, landing at Coney Island each way. The pretty steamers Frank and Boston—to Bull’s Ferry and Fort Lee. On Tuesday the steamboat Buffalo makes an excursion to the Fishing Banks—fine music, fine fish and fine sport. French Mechanics.—The French, we verily believe, would rather invent a mechanical duck, perfect in its imitation of the natural, than im prove the locomotive. They show more inge nuity in their mechanics than we do,but they are not so practical. If any doubt this, let them go to the Lafayette Bazaar, No. 149 and 151 Broad way, and witness the performances of the Auto matan dancer, singing bird,flute player and other clever contrivances. All these are well worth seeing and admiring. The establishment of the brothers Perry, oppo site the Otto Cottage, Hoboken, is beautifully fit ted up and has,for the amusement of visitors two fine bowling al’eys. Those who go over to Ho boken, will find this a pleasant place to tarry at. There are some beautiful morals indicated in the game of billiards, but as we have not time to point them out, we refer those who are curious, to Field, the popular superintendent of Bassford’s Billiard room, No. 112 Ann street. Field is the man to play the game, or teach it, and espe cially useful in superintending the play of others. “ Point Isabel,” a house of refreshment, opened a few weeks ago, on the corner of Fulton and Nassau streets, has already been given up to the enemy—that is the landlord. The stores and baggage were carried off in good order, we learn. Beebe’s Dining Saloon, in the Bowery, No. 21, is fitted up and kept in a style similar to the best down town establishments, and has already a large share of patronage, which is daily increas ing. We commend Mr. Beebe’s house to the public. Pearsall’s Eating House, No. 8 Fulton street — a long established and well-known place directly opposite Fulton market.- The bill of fare there would tempt gourmand to hobble ten , miles on his crutches, to be at the entertaiment. For dyspepsia, indigestion of heart-burn, take the wild cherry bitters, Hibbard & Co.’s prepara tion, No. 98 Johh street. It will give certaih and speedy relief. Wenman’s “ Self Cleansing Filter Faucet” for filtering Croton, or other waters, is a valuable in vention, and should be in every family in the city. It can be seen in operation at No. 346 Broadway, corner of Franklin street. The fine steamer Express, runs through to Al bany without making any of the intermediate landings, leaving the foot of Robinson street at six o’clock in the evening. She is an opposition boat and should be sustained by all who recog nize the necessity of keeping down the fare on this great line of travel. A public house, of the modern style, has been opened at No. 36 Nassau street, by Dennis and Botner? men of experience in the business, who will give to their new establishments the same excellent reputation which their old ones en joyed. Glen Cove Pavillion. It is not generally known to ourciiizens that one of the most fashJJ ionable and healthy watering places is to be found so near the city as is Glen Cove—it being but about two hours sail. Wm. M. Meels, Esq., has recently erected at that place an elegant and commodious building, capable of accommoda ting a large number of visitors, and it is_now nearly filled, ft The situation is delightful, The Pavillion is situated on the margin of Long Is land Sound, of which it commands an extensive view, is surrounded by scenery of the most beau tiful and romantic description, and the drives in to the country, the fishing and shooting, are not to be surpassed by any place in the Union, the Pavillion is under the superintendence of Mr. A. Wilson, which is a sure guarrantee that every thing is well ordered. DIE D : On Thursday evening 16th inst., AARON HOWELL MAVERICK, in the 37th year of his age. The friends of the family, New York Tent No. 2 I. O of R., Mount Elim Encampment No. 2E. O. of I. R., and the order general, are invited to attend his funeral to-day, at 2 o’clock, from his late residence, No. 126 Franklin street, corner of West Broadway. BRANDRETH’S PILLS. This medicine is acknowledged to be one of the most valuable ever discovered, as a purifier of the blood and fluids. It is superior to Sarsaparilla, whether as a so dorific or alterative. It stands infinitely before all Die preparations or combihatlons of Mercury. Its purga tive properties are alone of incalculable value—for these pills may be taken daily for any period, and in stead of a weakening by taking away the cause of weakness. There is no good Mercury does, which these pills do not likewise. But they have none of the miserable effects of that deadly specific. The teeth. are not Injured—the bones and limbs are not paralyzed —no—but in the stead of tnese distressing symptoms,, new life and consequent animation is evident in every movement of the body. Brandreth’s Pills are indeed a Universal Remedy, for they cure opposite diseases ; they cure Inflammation and Chronic Rheumrtism 1 They cure Diabetes and a Stoppage of Urine. They cure Dysentery and Constitutional Costiveness. They will cure all these apparently opposite diseases, because they cleanse and purifv the blood, provided, however, nature is not beyond all human ASSISTANCE. In all cases they will be found a safe and simple rem edy, yet all powerful for lhe removal of diseases,, whether chronic or recent, infectious or otherwise. They do not render the system liable to be affected by any changes of temperature. The very cause, or occa sion,of the human frame being affected by coldsand coughs is removed by their use. Therefore, they may be used at all times and seasons without damage, and change of diet, and any extra care is unnecessary. BRANDRETH’S PILLS CURE CHILRS AND FEVER. Gatesville, N. C., Sept. 23d, 1845. Dr. B. Brandreth— Dear Sir—l have been an Agent for the sale of your valuable Pills for the last five years. They did not seem to sell much at first; but after some experience I have found them to sell better than any other Pill. I am an Agent for the sale of some six or eight other kinds of Pills, and I can say with safety, that I have tried the Brandreth’s Pills in my own family, »nd find them to cure in every case, and in twenty other cases in my own knowledge of chills and fever, and would recommend them to all persons with chills and fever, as a certain cure. You will please to send me one hun dred boxes of your Pills, fresh and good, to sell on com mission, as I have sold before. I would have written to your travelling agent, John A. Lane, but did not know where he was. I have your certificate ot Agen cy, signed by yourself, and am authorized to sell the genuine Pill, and will settle with your Agent for all sold, when he visits this place again. Very Respectfully, S. W. Worrell. BEIVARE OF COUNTERFEITS. Be very careful and go to the Agent when you watt* Brandreth Pills; then you are sure of the genuine arti cle. When you purchase otherwise, inquire whether the person selling them knows lhe Pills he offers you are genuine Brandreth Pills. Every man knows whether the article he oflers you is true or false. Beware of cheats ! Remember 241 Broadway Is Dr. Brandreth’s Princi pal Office ; 274 Bowery Retail Office ; 241 Hudson street Retail Office, and of the following Agents in New York : D. D. Wright,corner Houston and Lewis; William D. Berrian,corner Ist street and IstAvenuo; Geo.Hansell, 167 Division ; Geo. B. Maigne, 98 Catharine st; Benj. 8. Taylor, 80 Vesey; J. O. Fowler, corner Greenwich, and Murray sts; Mrs. Wilkinson, 412 Cherry st; Jno- Howe, corner Ludlow and Rivington; Jasper 8. Web ber, 689 Hudson street and 45 Canal; Ivans & Hart, 184 Grand st; Mrs. Clark, 134 Canal st; Mrs. Booth, Brook lyn, 5 Market st; A. Dennison, South Brooklyn, 15(At lantic st; Mrs. Terrier, Williamburgh ; James Wilson, Jersey City. At 241 Broadway, a physician is in constant attend ance to give advice and explain the manner of cure of the Brandreth Pills. Brandreth Pills are TWENTY FIVE CENTS PER BOX, with full directions. GOURAUD’S LIBRARY OF ROMANCE. Julia Wright.—Canto XXXV. The self same day a cabriolet of green Halted in front of Doctor Gouraud’s store ; And through the plate glass windows might be seen Miss Julia Wright—who entered at lhe door, Dark as an Indian queen—her stately mein Cast a majestic shadow on the floor! The goods she bought within the coach were placed, Then Julia entered, and drove home in haste. [To be continued.J Nothing can excel Gouraud’s Italian Medicated Soap for removing Tan, Freckles, Sallowness, Redness and Roughness, or for curing Pimples, Chaps, Cracks, Chafes, Ringworm, Sailrheum, Erysipelas, &c.; it is also excellent for shaving. Gouraud’s Poudre Sub tiles are warranted to eradicate superfluous hair from the upper lip, chin, brow, &c. without injury to the skin. Gouraud’s Grecian Hair Dye will positively color red, light or grey hair a beautiful brown or black. Gou raud’s Liruid Rouge is a splendid preparation for per manently tinting pale cheeks with a lovely rose color. iff- Take particular notice that Dr Felix Gouraud s renowned preparations can only be obtained genuine at his depot, 67 Walker Street, first store from Broadway. $5“ Removal. — ROBERTSON & CO., Hatters, No. 89 Fulton, between William and Gold Sts. The undersigned would respectfully notify the public that he has removed from his former location to the above number. Having a much more commodious store, and having otherwise increased his facilities, he is confident of giving satisfaction to his former patrons. His prices will remain as formerly, viz First quality of Nutri Hats, .iiS, Second do do : : : ’ « First quality Moleskin, ■ ~ 5J Second do do ’• : > '■ : 3 at) Third do do : : 2 50 Caps at corresponding Low Prices. jy!9 4t BOBEKTSON, 89 Fulton street.