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5 I -Bat of Adrerpjc! One square, one insertion. .$1 00 KnU-fcu&'ijueiit iifecphpi.V I.. .' DO BusiriW ifiid 4iloriSl ybtiee, per fiiie... SO Out ,rjiiare, one year, - One.coluumone ear. Mie column, Kix month.1. " ... !' One column, three months Half column one year, Half eolunityvix monthsj. . ',tr 'llalf column, three months. One-;;irtcrojVji,oiy? jlKtr.(. .. 8 00 ..r 83 00 ?.'..'.:. ...45 00 -...SSUO . 00 ..w4'fcorf. 13 00 )l 25 00 JtSJ The space occupied by ten lines of this type (Xompareil) ehall constitute a Fuuarc. ' Official' Kegistry. COCXTV OFFICERS. i'rob'ate" judge Jacob V. Mell." l'rosccuting Attorney E. 1,. Wltm. on nty Auditor W11.LI a ji C'.binxell. ' County Treasurer GnfTAVT? P; Bfel"!,!i,. ' Clerk of Courtt AKpizr J ACIKON. SherilT Otis .. Paine.. I1KC01I0EB G. W. BAKKKTT. County Commissioners IIEXBT J. Xoblji, PfE ky P. Uattlev, Jo&rO. . . (Vironer LnrHEB II. Pabvelee. Surveyor Chaklk8 li rectors of County Infirmary J. C. Beattt, liriAK Clements and L. C. Dodge. ' MAYORS OK iXCOBPOBATKft.TOWXS. Kavenna Royal Taylor. Kent t. VT. Stcabt. i '. , Uarrettsville Francis.' ia.i''' , : : JUSTICES OF XII 8 PEACE. Atwater J. It, Con rati and Sylvester A. Ilimnan. Amwa Renlicn P. Cannon and Worthy Taj- ' i ' or. vi' 'f ' in:' Tul. " H-f. r.i-imfleld Joseph L. CanrleriDd-iSi.il. Ksn pliare. ' Decrflcld C. S. Tibbal and John H. Hoffman. . . Jvlinlmrgh pmitli Sanronland Asa Bingham. I hiirlcjftowa Aitfuta Muirri arrt athan V II. Smith.' ' " ; ' i " Franklin Joel Davis.Alvin Barton, I. Archer. J.,, FreedomTTLynia''n. JJryant ; -nd,-)Avillus,j C. ' - jUrainBlSusulto aptTBicbard M. liank. Mantua A. N. Farr and Henry Cobb. Nelson James Ashald and A. F. Hannahs. Palmyra John J. Williams, Orrin Stereas and Enoch Morgan ' ' " ''" ' . Paris A. B. Merrill and Brainard Selby. Jr. Ka'a-3-Wm-Colmaa1tWwrn K. Kobin- son and Cliarles IS. Stowe. Handolph James P. Cole and S. C. Bean, i ; Boitston-nA.:n:-'f jknfl. aw'j- moiir. t Sllnlcrsville Samnel G. Eldridgc and William C'arlton4) ,.1M, ' "nt . ' Strcetelmro E. M. SUnton and James II. Nichols...-..,. . .-,-,, ,. , ' Siiffield n. It; Martin and Wm. Paulmv ., Windham E! S; Woworth and Oomaihi J. ' Frary. . -r' ' Business ,', Cards!:: C. BEN. FltANKLINi';; 1 Licensed Auctioneer, Kavenoa, O. Leave-all orders lit tlieOUiccoi'The UenraeratHsPrasf," stating tho day on wh'h toeate is to, take place. Terms, Ac, may Iw obtsuted at she same place. ;; ; : , - li yn'l , 'SPrtf- I.. V. BIEBCK. . . THOMA8. ,BIERCE & THOMAS, ! Attorneys' at law; BavsnuaV liiib. tMBcm Empire jlitildinr. 41 -ly. , E. O. WORTH, Attorney at Iw and Notary Public. Of- ' flee in I'benix Block, over store of Beecher t 11 Heymour,, Ravenna, Ohio.1 '-' '"" i May 187, 1800. 80-lJj. ' ' ",:fia " 11ENBBY 0. BAVKEV; : r.mfi P. IltHlUI RANNEY & HATFIELD, i " , . Attorneys at Llw, Ravenna, over the First National Bank. Ohio. Office Sepa, '88. ly. e n. tirtoi;33 oD J'ncSl p. horton. TAYLOR & HORTON. Attorneys and Counsellor at Lnw, Itaven- , . n, Ohio. Uilieeiu Phenix BWck oven 6eo--i oud National Bank. .-i-.i-r i. Ir.:(p i:, May 0. 188i. 38-ly. : r. : i l.r.fr: -i;.- -i : ,,, . , a.; j., kyer, I 1 Attorney at taw, Ravenna, OhiO.iOlrico 'iB ' Empire Bullding. tip stairs. ''""'' "' "' ! June 84, 18U9,4!l-!y. """" " '- ' EDGAR W. MAXSON, Attorney at Law, Notary and Iaeuraae i,, Aawnt.' CuJleution and! all other huiJiiof the profession, promptly attended to. ' Ollice. east end 'or Baekeye Block, Garrett. ville. Ohio. Septn ly. : M. STUART, ! Counselor at Ijw. Ravouna. Ohio., .Oifiee in East Eod of Phenix tBrick) Block. i , Dec. 8, 1888. y. - ::: ; n 'i. i -S.D.NORTON, ,"-' 1 Attorney and Counsellor ; at ; :isw, "and Jieal Kstate Agent, will attend prematly to all business in his profession. Ollice in Kwilt's Block, over E. B. Waite's Jewelry Store, Ravenna, Gliio. Sep3 IjUg- ly. (!:; 'ANSON ; WISEMAN; 1 ! Attorney and Counsellor at Law, and no tary. Ollice. cast end Phenix Block, (over ' Bec.kley's Stove and Xln'ShspjJ Raenn4, 9. - Collections promptly mitde.Septa, 888?1'. : D. L. ROCKWELL, Attorney at Law and Notary Public. Deuel . Block. Kont, Ohio, -..ii f,fn" ft! I . lec. 10. 1868.1y ; ,!),' . . ! GEORGE SADLER. Mi tJ'"' ' I "Physician and Surgeon, Kavenna, Ohio. oiiien with W. 11. TlHimas. Esa.. Emuire Block. Residence on. Walnut, soponilr dfo, southi of ' 3Ialu Street. ' . ' . 4f. . '' J DR. A.' k. POSTER'S, ! Kdeetle Physician and Sarjfeon, Roots town, iibm rinntv Ohio. Chronic aud Private IihImi tweated sncoessfullvt F?iK4-Next .door south of Green & isarrows store. Deo. 31, 188. ly A. BEI.DING. M. D. C. O. STEP 31 AX, X. . BELDING & STEDMAN, , phniriim ml Bars-eons. Office over Beld- ing A Brother's Drug Store, Main Street, Ra venna, Ohio. Dr. Belding's residence first jWaiiinw twi,-th of. KinnirA Rnildinv. , Dr. iteduMin' residence seouuil: dweiiing vrtast of Gillette House. Nov. 1, 1868. ly. Fliys! Itesideucu on Van Burea Street, first House it;r;Hiiu- cast of Union henool, . . Kt Itavenna. U? Sepfc I8t8 lyi if jj'ljiffl Dr. A. W-AIX!OUN, rhrslctan aiul Sargaoa. Office Main St one door west of Etna Block Ravenna, Sept. 10. 1888. ly. POE & BROTHER, Y.'AU . Druggists' and A-pothesaries, Main StrJS ltavenlitt, O. ';! ) ' : i I i M ;ii l" WEDDELU HOUSE, Cleveland Ohio. tS.10 per OslW 'K.' 'iL'ett I.KTTE Wi, aTOiiiietora. M i 'Dec.. 1HB8. ly. T. L. PARSONS, Dealer in Green aosd Dry "Gro6eriTe, .t offee, Sugar. Canned. Pniihs "Of bU,JhiuI, - Hams, I.ard. Dried Beef, Salt, kc. c. No. 0, Phenix Block, Rarenna, Ohio. . 1 . .June 10th. 189. 4V-1.V..-' Y) i. .A JII' I J.O.'lfASOW, ' ' I' .'W. SMHTB. (lute firm Bishop, Afasoa AEoJ'Ail l.'ll i 'i (MASON; iSMITH & CO., ! Importers and-WholesaliiDwilrV ' In W incs and l.iniiors. No. 85 Water Street, i;icvcinnn. i.inio. Nov. 5, 1808, ly. '' i -i i i f ' . i '., i : ) PETER FLATH. . . i i 1- ( i",J,-,'f FLATH & POE, rT Clothiers and Merchant Tailors, Hats. Caps t and Furnishing Goods. . Poe's Building, Mtrin Street. Ravenna, Ohio. Oct. 15, ia8, ly. . M . C..S.STARR,'Ui Vr .Manufacturer and Dealer in Saddles, Har ness, Bridles, Collars, Whips, Trunks, Valises, Traveling Bags, Jfcc,, Mailt- Street, Rs. venial, ..Ohio." J-' Feb. 11, 1869, 24-1 y. CnAS. W..COE. t JOBfJCEBBIAH-y 0. ' COE, ' MERRlkil fecd., OfO. BPS I. rBOPBIETOBS OF Commercial ,-Elevtpsi film-t (jr C General CottmimHon XerehanU, BRICK WAREHOUSE, 189 to 20? B! er,Stset , Poek)k 1 Cleveland, Ohio. . - Aay S7; 1869, .S9-Kwf' Karni for Sale. TDB undersigned having, other businettj Ije uulring his atteution. on'ers lus fiinni fcr sale. Is situated mile from public s4uare, contains about 124 lucres line arable and grazing ;. ...i i,i ..,. iv., it tin wr. a never fail. "I'ZiLw -,.tei .toirI house, with 10 rooms, 8 good Barns and tr.er.oMtlwildii.gs. i i... .i...ni; the ent re milk tratle of R avemm. which, as the city SLUL.a h. more profitable. This property offers greatm, .TmsenUts for a pav V. UU ":!w?i; caire iii very profitable bimhiess mrlhe farm w 4ie sold with a moderate payment in hand and sumcieut time out.., ua.ai.ee. j BKyMOirU- n,. venna. Mav 20. 18B9, 38-tf. f n5' RICHABUSOJI . . X LATEST FOZDIxa SOOT-JACK, . ' I i: 1 . I li ( I I i ' .,! l.li'.M.'!..i' ,...uti..i contrivance of the kind by which relrai tory booto can lie taken off with ease. When not m use ii. mm of tho room couscijucutly, uover .'Tta.uiaa.to of happy families arc . now" using it, and no well regulated lauiiiy sw 'itluitir. ii.. ; bold by agenU only.-. Call on or address Jareh 4, 1869, tt : ''lil'ft.'flfio.'. :&Mm ifOH! .0 .1 r PTFI 1 ' f r.wr: HO' . ( i m v i a 3 a u T H J I. ill QuiM.'fc: at Are nssexessipv counterfeited at the pres ent time than ever before. .HTkeittplrwIul JriiwlDmiMMialMkttlta've in oueef many unprincipled dealers to iniport-Ju .1.11 ui it &o uillllBM) v JM1 HiJIW. Thafofors-those .yishing to purchase the genu ine watch shonld liuv onlv (iC.wHahle Loi-ul Agentx. We have now a full line of all the dif ferent styles in Uold and Silver which for finish aid price are more des entitle than alrVtMlg bc- WJlreJi!His llra4rliitstii (jrtlii Aisol GEFT'S WATCH AT OXLY $75 LADIES COLD WATCHES, At equally low prices. JV'e are sellina fliief nil Jewelled ttunuug relied IttinUUg CassB uMO. OQmQOf ".tHO, STEM WTSDISO WATCH. A new thing and a good thing. Call and see them at E. B. WAIT'L . Is equal to any watch of American or European manufacture. We have the exclusive arencv for the county, and guarantee them to give satisfae- ."ggj,sr--CT-r,.iro?a uroim Tlie Celebrated i Orekte snsd Alsnstlsuam Watches Are. not quite KQLTALTOGOU bHteost mo let "a-c-leuT ttiCfn-xt alMHit-n'e-liuIT New York yriee, and have the choice of style; or we will scad them bv express on receipt of the t HS4ioep.- f fact! yow "want anything in tlie wav of a watch, call and get posted as to style and prices, as we are sure we can suit you irom so vouu. . S -Mi E-R'GWD S . j In Silver Ware we have all the new styles many neAiex. befogs pJIesed to fhe peofde of Port-tl uiuuv) . n c ust v ail lut: paLiierus VI ' SOLID SILVER SPOONS. Forks. Knivev Ladles. Ac. rA great sariety of seouwssi rinMuiMhta Brtf i yff X IT Holiday or Wedding Presents, .., ,wh,'r,iraJS'elt;Xnf attnctrT prixes. ig , S .,LV(ER ,HOLLO VT'VfA. U Tea Sets, Castors, Baskets. Ice pf triers; Cu ps. Goblets. Wine Stands, Waiters, Butter Dishes, Fruit Stands, Ac. Also, an ennless variety of Forks, Spoons, Knives. Ac. all of which are made by the best establishment in the country, and warranted to be treble-plated, with full wgnbof silver i the best AlrfbAta aid White Metal.? fOarferfcesf are very low t tin? qaaliiy of our goods. We do not sell trebl jiatti Spoon forfi IS, but do not propose to be under sold by any establishment in Ohio. i Call and see, at E. B. WAIT'S. ' Bciitobft'iETsr 1 ; Ws have some fine sets of the best mannfae ore, and will furnish any sosiety in the couut) with Communion Service ,at wholesale prices. clocks; CLOCKS, CLOCKS. Those who cannot afford to wear a watch can . earily carry a t2 30 Clod. i; (IIU!-' l 'i'f V'li "'OYtJ 1-1 'rti-IT 7 -.t! ; . GO Ll PENS',-'- GOLD" PENS. We have a large stock of fine goods, and sell fttraAaaa atal .luM am ohaanasr ,WM -v-4Vi rHV..V aiWfhe ohlv'oretiES for the celebrated Dancashire Leps. Call and try them. POCKET BOOKS, ' , , j Xf.vr .v.v fOGKET KNIVES, RAZORS. In great variety, very cheap- In Filial &WelJf We have all the W styles. Setts. Pins, rings. As. ear-goods, aro. too- well known jthsonghout Vui dbuntmri to neMianydHyucosninenda- ion. As heretofore, they are fully warranted as recom ntenaea. . A. NEW THI-NGi Anv one who has been in the Jewelry trade a few years will readily understand the impossi bility of always getting what you bargain for when purchasing roods from Eastern manufac turers and importers. Having experienced much difficulty In this way, we have established in Kavenna Jn maaBtsc4nriof aertaiu .styles of goods, and are now'getringXHif " RINGS, CHAINS, &c, of stvle and finish equal to any eastern .work, wntcttiwe oaa ' rDMramW equal' to"eoia,' 'and which will oompare favorably m price with anything in the market. Wholesale price list furnished on application. .n;.n't... E, KUWAIT'S. Kepairiiig and Engraving. We have several first class workmen, and atl the new and improved machinery and tools for doing work in the best style known to the trade All work entrusted to our care shall be done iromptly and in the best manner. Full saasfan ion guaranteed to all. E, B. WAIT. - Havenna, Dee. V). lass. i I have Cor sale at ray store. White Lime at the following prices : TEN BARREL LOTS. SI ,50 per barrel, i SINGLE BARREL, S1.60. Akron Land Plaster, The best in market, at 1,0 per Ton. Als BUCKWHEAT, for seed, DRAIN TILE, lJanfi inehtin j 'WJllPSj tiawriee6 to close out, WILLOW BASKETS, at cost, .f"rr;r-M3'i . WALL PAPERS The hast assortment in town, at very low prices, FLOTTR, CORK MEAL, AJ i-;i irit m..-A i-.ilf? i V f'Jlul a .'tS' ?--lllt I .rt til f-rtlT ok! -iiiJ una tn-i.:msVf jiriiiaiil '"till II of ttie fiest hltMrtjl Wlewprtec. ' r1"" .j.ia.i. IX ill.i fti 1j B-xi. .ir..I v: PORK AND LARD and retail B. LITTLE. V'V Lfirtli. . ..'f-VtvMY2T.','v OTICK. Wisirrng to Close my misim s in Kavenna, J offe my, fetore and Lot for sale. Also, my Stock-in trade. A better opportunity for a young mat to engage in uusiucss, cauuub ue lounu. B. IrlTTLE. c.v-; . ii.u kavenna, 'f aV a, 1869, 36-tf. Soap ! Soap ! ! The subscriber is manufactnrinK. at Camp- bclls ports, a flrst rate article of SOFT 3 O -A- F , Soap. All orders left at Becklev's Stove and Tin Store, 11. will receive prompt ggtto.& CAMPBELI-; Campliellsport, April . 1869, 8o-ly. Farm for Sale. Avery'arS6lerm'of cigiity' aews lorat ed on the town line of Bavenua ami Boots town. A good bnrn on the premises, and plen ty o( young f'WjrS1rowj,f,-'-"'"1 tioii. S.lso"fottr bctcs W-iastunS land situated on north Chestnnt street, in the village of Ka venna, lust the thing for a man wishing a place t3 pasture a cow or two. 'or terms and a par ticular description of the premises offered for sale, enquire at the nfflcc of ...to. ,j K-vsasnrjt.'HATii'ita.iii Mty 13, 189, 87-tf. CH. COTTKRi Silver and Brass Plater, BELI.-IIAXGEB, lA;i-4WrTH AXD KEV-FITTKlt, Chestnut ,'Veuth of Main, KAVKJfA, OHIO. OBDEBS KK3M!6rTPLtV 'sOMClf ED.' All kinds of Jobbing done on Short Nnlieo .Baiennii'scpt., 10, 1868, y. ..:;. m OTlSSjlOTrM-KB AAl!: : 4 ,Overiiiyyeragain, r 'No matter-wnirn way f turn,' . I always find in the Book of Li fe" ' ' ' Some lesson I ha ye to learn. 1 Tmust take my place at the mill; Jviust grind sat I he golden grain. f muff, work at aiy task with a resolute will, uver and over again. We cannot measure the need Of "even fl.e tiniest flower. Kor eheck tlie flow of the golden sands ) IHat run throagba single hour.:; 1 ..Bilt.the morning dew mast fall t L . : .- auu ine s.uo ana tne summer ram Mt&i do" (beir part and perform it all ,;: " ,-Over and over again. - V-7ver and over again. ' ''.'"." ' : ': "yrhe brook in the meadow flows. y--And over-find over again ' -. ;' The-ponderons nfiTf-wheel goes. . i fSsee doing will not snare,1 lit Though, doing -will not in vain',"' -H Aada-blessingfailing usonceor twice, -i .May rone if -try gaitt.'ii r '4The"path that has ne been trod '' " . Is bevet sd rough to. the feet ; ; - I -And the lesson we once have learncil -' - ' ' ' Is aeverWtwrd to repeat. . iThongh rruwut tears may fall, .t And tbehaxrtto Its depth be driven " With Htovra and tempest, we need tbem all ' To render us meet for heaven. HO? I mm WON A PARDOK. hff Witt yon ever: gHelvp those J trips, Torrfence ? It is so Ipnefy-; stay- tug' here nights ; and, besides, I am feariiil that some ,6ne will break- in and roUthe house aiul; murder ns all. I aeveo attf my p ravers and go to bed without 'trembliiig' for' fay; own' life "ind th lives f'pf the. fchndren." And the little woman hung, upoitjhe. arm of tJe ystrpu rpaiV Jbescged .him witif tearful eyes to gire up his wan dering. U re hat -of a peddler) and set tle clown.--.,,, i a " As sooa a I have gathered enough together to bay.. me a bit -of ground, orr what would be better stHl, to emi grate to America that blessed land of freedom, where as the song says, .' there's bread and work for all,' and the bright sun is always shining III gladly give up carrying the pack, for it's no easy work at thei best," XH Only tliiuk of the money you have in the hous? now, husband dear ; snre ly.there is enough to take us across the sea you and ' I and the children, and Bridget, too, if she likes to go." . Bridget was the. servant girl who belped the wife of the peddler, and was her sole companion when he was away, and ber eyes snapped with per fect delight when she heard the prop osition. But she-said nothing, and the master continued : - - i" At is tru tor you, jvauiieen, mat i have, a matter of a hundred pounds or so, trhich I shall leave for you to take care of ; and if I have luck this time I MHsnwtsr yoffto Temafnat borne or go to America,-bless- her. It's a good friend she has been to Ireland, and many is the poor. soul , she has kept from -starving, So take care of the children. arhieenvmi anil .Ttrlrlirot iintu i come back , and he kissed his wife and bright-eyed, curly head ed babies, gave Bridget the good-bye, shouldered his pack, and strode stout ly away, .whistling merrily, Terrence O'Brien was a peddler by profession' and what was called a fore handed man. wniS" family consisted of a goojL yi wo- children . boy of scarcely three years and a babe rand the girl pf. all work, Bridget, . At the start of Jus marriod life lie had rented ajittle eottage that stood .in a lonely out of the way place ; although he had increased Chi stores, he had re tained possession pf jt on the score of economy. A brave, athlonc man, an4 ue v?hq was -afraid of nothing human, he could atofc understand the terrors of his wife Kathleen in fact, gave them littlcf thofrght c Besides, robbery was a thing i almost unknown -among tlie peasantry, aud who would ever dream of bis haviug a large amount ' of mon ey in his wretched cabin ? But it was uot las custom to ' do so. Usually . he deposited it in a secure place. So be gave the matter no further thought than io ,'promise himself ;. that this shpul4 be his last journey,' if he did as well as he anticipated, and tugged around'' flattering . the rosy cbeeke4 girls into purchasing.-.. finery - with which to dazzle ' the 5 eyes of their beaux" at the next fair, . '. His heart was light, his form strong, be had none of the fears of his wife, and was looking forward joyfully to the time when he would have a little home, a pig and a patch of pratees,' tbaV ouid belong to himself alpne and of which no- hard-hearted steward or non-resident landlord could claim control, although he would willingly pay his tithes to the chnpcb, itb t Kathleen,? bowevcF, :it was fttrHiIffcrene.L-iA8 the- night began to 1 . draw near, and the wind to creep around, the corners of the cabin, and whistle down the chimney with a maurpfultM undheTiethought berself of the sovereigns her husband left, aud taking the bag in which they were kept from the cupboard over.vhe fire place sfie tucked it between the' beds, remarking at the same time to Bridget, "that no one would ever think of looking for H there.' : : : . " No,'; was tbe reply ; " it would be a smart man, sure, that would-ho look ing nnder'the . children: to find gold." Tbe. tea , oyer, for they were . early sleepers andjearly. riser, the girl re quested that'ahe might be allowed to pass the evening with her sister, who resided about a mile distant ; and the anxious wife and mother, although loth to do so, at length consented, in sisting upon -an early return: lt ' '' ' But you will be back curly, Bridg eti" J:.": "," "": '" "Av course I will that same. But don't be nrter fretting;" and the girl departed. Tho. loue woman busied herself as best she might until a late hour, but the girl did not return. : In a fever of aixietv slio watched until about an hour had passed, altbough it appeared to her like half a day ; and theu, con sideling it useless to remain up iof)g er, sought her own pillow, after com : : 1 . . . i ' Tt-- --'-"-V.--..g "it ' 'H"i'n EAYEKXA, O. THTJE mending herself to Ilnii' who is the protector of the widow and the fath erless.: But; she had. not closed hen eyes before there was a loud rap. upon the door. ' .' '.. " Is flint y on, Bi klget V, she. asked hopefully. ... "Xo," was : the . answer, ; and her heart sank like lead within her; "' no, 1 1 am a stranger; I have lost my way. and you must let me in.". : -ul cannot, cannot! ' I am a poor lone woman. ; I dare uot let yon in." "Ton needliave iio fearl As there is a God iu i Heaven, I will not harm you.:-1 am an escaped convict an in nocent one and.' as you have mercy" in your heart, open the door.", . , . . , . When was such an .appeal . made : .io an Irish heart in vain ? An escaped convict, and wanting succor! ' That is" talisman to 'open every , door to have the best potato or piece of bread forced into the hungry mouth. -Yes, iris truly the--open sesame io 'an Irish heart, and it .operated so in this case. The woman arose, opened , the door, gave the fugitive food, and,, having again received 1 the assurance that lie would do her no' harm, but, on the contrary, protect her; and haviug also seen " him stretch ' himself rrnon the floor before : the remnant of the peat fire, she again sought tlie side of her sleeping children.' But even then she was not allowed to rest.. At first herJ fears kept, , her awake,: then came an other loud rap ! for admission, and both she and her ' stranger visitor arose. ; . '. '';'' - ".'." ' ,7'' '," "Is this, part of your gang 27 she asked, in-trembling whispers. ' " I call Heaven to witness,' he an swered solemnly, "that such is not the case. ' Ask them what they want." She did so, and was told' that they knew she had money in the bouse, 'and ' were determined to have it. " u Tel! them," Vhispered the, strang er, that you have a friend with you, and that it will be dangerous f6r them to enter." '' ' - '' - - " I have a friend here," she said go ing close to ,' tile door, " a man who will protect me, and you had better uot try to get in." know betterlauglied a female voice, that .of Bridget j the servant girl ; "I know there , is no one in the bouse except yourself and the chil dren." 1 ' ' ' "' . What shall I do? What shall 1 do ?" the poor woman asked, wring ing her hands. . : Tell them," again whispered the stranger, "that I have pistols, and will shoot the first, one that dares step his foot within the door. , God heln me ! I would not have blood on my hands ; but I promised to protect you with my life,' and I will. Warn them yet once more." ,: . ; " Bridget I" shouted ; Mrs. O'Brien, "the friend I have : here has pistols, and will certainly kill 'you. 'I warn you to go away." Again me doiq, pad . laugh ot the servant girl rang out, and her voice could be heard urging -them "on. "Itoonly talking she is, Pevil a One is. there iu the cabin but the chil dren, Break down the door and be done with it. : I tell yon there is more than a hundren pounds hid between the beds," ' ' :' :'V'. V ; . . " Stand back," whispered the con vict to the hostess; "their blood be upon their own heads!" !i ' : Scarcely had the words been utter ed before heavy blows fell : upon the dopraud made jt tremble upon its hinges, The selfrapppinted prqtector stpod 4 little one side, ' calm and firm. Iu either band was a pistol, and his manner showed that he was no strang er to their use. "Down with the door !" shouted Bridget, " or else stand aside aud give me the axe.",. , :'-; :"', i .. A shower of heavy blows and it fell.' The !fhlse" servant' girl entered and dropped dead with a bullet buried in her biain. The foremost of the men met the same fate,- and the oth- era fled, They bad quite enough of hlond aherl- , '"- ' ' To leave the helpless woman thus was not to be thought of by the kind- hearted stranger; and,; though prison or tranipei'tatipu stared him in the face, be comforted her as well as pos. sible, . straightened , the corpses,, and tnen naatenea to tne nearest magis trate nd told the entire stony not eyen denj-ing who and what be Avas. The facts were, too evident to bear even questioning, and, as a reward for his braveryi the convict was pardoi) e4, subsequently found to have been convicted innocently, and, wben the husband and father returned, he was readily persuaded with his family to emigrate to the United Statos, ' : Now, in one of the Western States, Terrence O'Brien has a house by the side of a beautiful river,, and not far from ft 1b another where the once fu- giye tpnyici tas . 'Wife : and children of his own to prqtect, and .both will give as an heirloom- -to their deseend ants tho little but true strry of how . a pardon was won,' ' '.. , A blikd horse wandered into Wliite river, at Indianapolis, aud getting be yond his depth, swam around in a cir pje to find his way out : His distress attracted another horse not far away from the bank, who first went to tho .water's edge and tried to direct tho blind horse by neighing. Failing iu this, he took to the water and1 swarm out to his relief, and after swiriimin around him for nearly a quarter of an hour he finally got the blind' horse to understand in what direction the land lay, and tho two horses oamo to tho shore side by side, ainid the ehcoi a of upwards of one hundred pcrsous,'wlio had become spectators. ,! Hud the "spectators ? gone to the relief of tho noble animals', they too would have been worthy of cheers ; as it was, tho horses alone deserved such a tribute r-the men something (julte ttic oppo site.' '' " ' .'' SDZIJ SOltMGO .7 C -- W&EEi'lXGHASf l'K feBtrST." ,u ;The Whelliug autelUgencer occu-' pies u column in telling a . story of a haunted tunnel near the i-ity on the nenipfield ' road; .After laying the groundwork, for the story by. reciting the number of murders that have been itt i r ..n.,ni vn Tfaii: UU.llIIIlllCtl ill llIC IU1I1IC1, IUC llireut- , , , ' , . gencer proceeds to relate the expert-. ence of four men who passed through the tunnel on Thursday evening about six o'clock, as follows : . ' "; ' ' The darkness of the cavern had set : into an appalling storm, but still they held their way. ' Soon groans and supplications for mercy fell upon their Startled ears: (,Tbe: usual cavernous echo was apparent, as the tone of voice was unnatural aud sepulchral the men stood 'transfixed with horror and fright ; the atmosphere was close and, stifling' - A' ' at once, issuing from the solid rock, Which forms the eeiling, directly over the spot where the murderer slaughtered bis victim, a ghastly form appeared. ; All around, as we .have said,; was impenetrable darkness, but the spectacle itself was as clearly visibie as in the noonday. It descended feet first until it reached place about equi-distant from the1 floor aud ceiling of the tunnel, where it stopped and remained for a few sec onds, i Although covered; with ihe slime and earth of the rave, tlie fea ture? of the ghastly spectre were dis tinctly visible, clad in the habilinieirts of the tomb: ' Its appearance was Lor- i rible in the extreme. With biie arm ex tended, and the bloody fingers of the hand hanging half severed from their stems, with the forefinger of the other hand it pointed to : the gaping wound in his temple. ; The wound seemed fresh, but the drops of blood seemed clotted and stood out in bold relief on the. face bt .the, ill-starred wretch. , Without a movement of the lips,. a voice apparently as6uiug from the throat of the ghost,' exclaimed in a tone so unnatural as to be totally in-. descnbable, "let the dead rest! TThe horror-stricken witnesses of this ap palling -spectacle - rushed from . the scene. At the mouth of the, tunnel they met other parties whose credulity was uot sufficieut to believe the story of the witnesses. They therefore ob-' taiued a lanteru and returned to the Spot where the apparition was first seen, , They were not long waiting, when the spirit in 'he same place, re peated the words he had before used, in, if possible, a more horrifying tone, aud glided rapidly through the air to wards the western mouth of the tun nel. The individuals thus made sure of the authenticity of the apparition, were deprived of the power of speech for eome hours, aud even after the in tervention or days their fearful recol lections are so vivid as to reder them almost afraid of speaking on the sub- ect. : ... - The persons who witnessed this ap palling spectacle in the tunnel being men of respectable and truthful char acters,. the'ir - statements created , a wide-spread and profound sensation in the eastern part of the city where they reside. This was intensified by facts which were' disclosed yesterday morning by a gentleman who lives a couple of miles east of the city, and which are related -as follows: He was coming to the city afoot, by way of tlie ; railroad, . late in the evening aud was approaching the tun nel on the east, and had noticed a eouple of persons walking about a hundred yards ahead, , lie was a short distance this side of the sohoolhouse, walking on the track and looking down to guard Ins steps, when he sud denly felt a strange shiver and sensa tion of horror, and looking up saw a man standing a few yards ahead di rectly over the stone culvert (where TJlrich's body was hidden). . His arras were held up above bis head, as if guarding against apprehended blows, and the blood "was streaming down his face and neck. There was an aw ful stony glare : in the eyes, '.which rooted tlje heboider ft) the grQlind, His first thought was that it was one of the men-who had been 'walking ahead of bim who bad been assaulted by the other ; but before be bad time to fqllqw Wit the thought he glauced past the horrid spectacle, and saw the two men just about to pass into the tunnel. At that instant the man, spec tre, or whatever it was, vanished, and was nowhere to be seen.- Utterly confounded the frightened and hor ror-stricken beholder stqqq gazing, at the vacant air, trying to comprehend what he had seen.- In a moment or two he bad recovered snffipiently to think connectedly.' - ' He looked carefully around. Nothing whatever was to be seen, though it wag 8tl light enough to see" o"bjects. with perfect distinct ness. '.lie says be thought at one mo nicnt of running lorward and telling the men who were ahead, and asking them if they had. seej anything i but reiiected that ot courso tne apparition was not there when' they passed ; and remembered that be bad been looking forward over the very spot where it stood, in the alternations between looking ahead and down at the track. l-Bcside be felt sure he would be ridi culed and called a fool for his flight, He found it impqssibtoj bow ever, to so forward over the spot, aud turning about, ho went homo iwe judge with a good deal1 of precipitancy). Yester day morning be came into tho elty by the pike, and bearing of tho appear ance in the tunnel, told ono or two frieuds iu con 11 deuce of what he bad witnessed. He is an intelligent per son, and not given to oredulity, but ho expresses himself unable to ex plain the mystery; His account of the appearance of tho apparition corres ponds substantially with thai of the murdered man Uilrich. L' , , V A school coinuiitteeinan writes : "We have a sclioolliouse large enough to accommodate four hundred pupil" four stonea high. . . " ...(: )!) -I'll -5 '( : serrHwgw AFBict, , , . , " A ASetr Keonlc Diaeevrert-!-A ' Haw Xike . tne : A ngio-.Saxoa i of ..Asiatics-Origin ' 'Their lteligiim Splritnnl Tlieir fiovern-. ' inent Moimrvhical - ... ' V ') i Crrom tue P'jservcr.j, '( ,( Iu the southwestern portion of Af rica is a tract of about 300 miles iu breadth from uorth to south,' and be- : Jrtrt ftSv . ' , i, : .( tween 400 and fiOOiu length, from cast - . . .. , '- . - to west, . laid down , oa the maps .(is Herero .. Land or , Dainara ; Land. It extends from the Cucne river, on the north to Walflsch Bay: pw the sontb, and from the'eoast to Lake Ngaini,! in the interior, - , Vers few- Europeans have visited it; three elephant hunt ers billy) between lS37and 1864, 'An derson, whose works on1" lAke,Nga nii," &c, are so well , known, Green Smuts. Anderson was so much pleas ed with the country, that he bought a large : tract of .land; there, and raised" .thousands of cattle. He died there fn " tlie early part. of .the -present year; .. - There are two races- inhabiting' the' CoOutry-the 'Bechuauas,wh jbcciipy some kraals' or y Usages iii i , tli'centl-al and northern part,- but who are. in a dependent condition, and the Ovas of several tribes, ' (Ovambo, O varkercis, Ovambautiem, . Ovaniguaii, Qvakue nama,' Ovambiierre, &c.Ji a;, red rape, with long hair, curly, but never wool-' ly, regular features and fine form's. " These are tbe ruling "race, and exhibit nign , aegree , ot jnteiiigeuce, .aua many characteristics which indicate their Asiatic origin." i They, are gov erned by 'a king Tjikongo of the Ovambo race,.' who resides at .Oudoii-, ga. lie is assisted in tne government by a- couucil, withont whose oonsent he cannot execute' any measure: JTCach tribe has itspriiice and its territory, and the princes are sdbject to the king. and council, by .Which, for any. offense against tbe laws, they may be deposed- or put to death. EacK principality js divided , info i districts, governed ., by . chiefs, who are amenable to the princ es, but have an appeal to the king mid council.' Their , roads are excellent. and eacb has an inspector, whose busi ness it is to see that every perron eo ru ing into the kingdom : i& fctopped and entertaiued until his name and pur pose can be for warded to the king, and permissioned .' obtained : , for, .biiu-i .to travel: through iho countryJ.In the case of explorers!- au'd! hunters; there is usually little difficulty .but traders are required to procure . some respon-. sible citizen ot the country to be their guarantee that they shall deal honora bly, and pay all. the debts they con tract. ; , " ,, ,' , .. .. The religion of. the ;ountry.iR, in many respects so like that of the Par- sees, as t& induce the 'belief that' the Ovas belong to that racej ohave been under its tuition.- -They are not idol aters, but believe iu a Supreme Being, the Creator, who is omnipresent, om nipotent and omniscient, and whose symbols are thesun-aud fire, and to these they pay. homage as his rspre- 3entative8,- but offer no sacrifices to them. :They keep the sacred fires conr stautly burning and the princes, .who are also priests, entrust to their daugh ters, and sometimes to their wives, the duty ot superintending-' these ' sacred fires. , The QvaB also , believe in the existence of a very powerful evil spir it,; who : is -not, however, omniscient nor omnipresent ; -and to his interfer ence they attribute :their misfortmies and, accidents, but they brTer no sacri fices to him. They are said to be hon est, industrious and temperate people, far more regardful of their word, and more 0DservanT .ot goou morals, man most of tho African .nations. THE STRENGTH OF -MEJf, ANIMALS : ..AND-INSECTS. ; ,,....,,' A man of thirty, ' weighing ; on an average' a buudred.and thirty pounds, can drag, according to Reginer.- only a hundred and twenty pounds. The proportion of the weight drawrii' to the weight of .his 'body',: is . no more than as. twelve to, thirteen., A draught horse can exert, only for a few instants au effort equal tq about two-thirds of his own . proper weignt.. ; , 1 ne i ; man, therefore, is stronger than, ; the, , horse. But, according to Plateau, -the:. "smaller insects drag i without difficulty, five, six, ten. twenty times its owj weight. The cickpiale' tlravs' fpiivteen. times ?i ' : ' .i . " l . . . . '. . . l . .. Its own weiguij nuu,, uiute,. ;; uuier eoleoptera arc able to put themselves into equlibiium with a force1 of trac tien reaching', as 1iigi ' as , ibrty-two times .'.their Jowu weight'.' Insects, therefore, when eompai,ei with the Teptebi'-ata Which we employ as beasts ot draught, have. enormous muscular r . - t r , : . T ,1 . . - l power. .11 a nursu uan tuv sauio. rem- live strength aa a douaolal the traction itcould exercise would be -equivalent to some sixty thousand pounds. ' M Plateau has - alsd ' adduced,. '.evidence of t h o . fact , that, ,.in ...the same group of insects, if you compare: two insects, notably differing in weight, the 8maleraii4 lightoi1 will inanifest the greater strengtb,.; , .':.iM . ,. An. old. fisherman states that if a man wants to Catch fish" whenever he visits' the river, ;. let biin ' not ; pick out., the full. moon , to do it in. He gives a philosophical reason ' for this advice' which is aa follows:' When the' htiooa , ii full ;the nights' being bright, enable the fish to do all . thoir foraging iu tbe night time; : Of course having their wants supplied, they die up all tiny, and consequently there is a scarcity of '" bites.''.. .Under a, new moon season, the flak have to sleep all night and work by day ; that makes the dinerence in. tho fish string.', - . i .; v-,- : ' 1 ' A pRUJiKEN5 mini-walking along the stict' at iiight, with his head thrown back, looking at;tbe moon with sove reign contempt, was heard to exclaim Yori needn't be so : proud, ' inadam rnooii. - You lire' ful,! ouco a. month, aud I every night." , . i f. . : : .: The New Orleans Times, says that the so-called eentnry' plantblossoms in that vicinity every few years.' " 1 r ir, O. 48. From tlielhetroil 1'ost. . ''A SKELETON BEBFEttOTi-. Jr. has been often stated that every I bousebold has its' skeleton, and this was doubtless true e ven before the iu- j troduction of hoop skirts. ; A, young business man of this' city discovered j one. on, Saturday in a nioro tangible form, and under more startling cir cumstaiiees than usually attend their advent.' The gentleman referred to bad- beeiv absent fiom tlie city for fsome days, and wheu. he returned on ruaav evening, was warmly. welcom- : goddess used tew leave in the bottom ed bya half dozen friends, nnd the Uv the . tumbler, when Jupiter stood party passed a Very agreeable night i4reat on Mount Ida. ..,-rf.-r., snigiiig , "We won't ger . home '.till j There .is . many, breeds ov this de morning; aud they kept their vocal j Hghtful vegetable, but not a mean ,one promise, : daylight finding them sing-! j the bul lot. ... : ... nig, the same tune. The cigars or something made the hero of this arti cle sick,, and, be expressed a desire to go. to bed, au4 was taken; to. the .room pf oue ,pfthe,,party, where ,io was soou l'ast asleep, without even going .through the ..formula of. removiuar his boots... Several hours passed, and his boou companions, went to the room where he lay," and found him .still sleeping the sleep that knows a head ache, awakeuiug,, . and tlie t cigars or something suggested the idea of trv- the-strength of bis nerve. A skeleton was procured from a neighboring doc tor s office and carefully laid, by, bis side, the grinning. sfenU placed within a few. inches, of the sleeper's , face. This accomplished, the jokers quietly sat down in the back part of the room to 'await the result, and though their patience was well nigh exhausted, yet they1 avow-' that- they- never -waisted time more satisfactorily :, ior suddenly his eyes unclosed, 'and his mouth fol lowed suit. !;For one moment he pre sented a rare -specimen of a fine open couutenancer; "thenj'with : a j-ell tliat wO'uld have been distinctly audible ait Hie :pcace jubilees-rivaling, even Du ball's log :ti umpet,'and causing the very teeth of his unwelcome' bedfel low, to chatter, an I, witli a.bound tliat would have surprised Pfaii, be, alight ed in the. middle, of the room, while shouts of laughter greeted his; exploit. For a time he could not comprehend the situation, but as the ludicrous fact became apparent,be joined bis friends in the general laugh, and they soon oined him in' an order of f'Soda for seven. .- ... . ... . ,.. ,1... :,.; SUNSTROKE. '' Sunsti-oke, like hydrophobia,, is al ways a doubtful subject as 'to ;what it eally is, aiul how caused. ""The forms of medical treatment . in the case, of sunstroke are as varied as the theories advanced of the charaeter of the mat ady.i In England such cases arc con sidcred as-- arising from direct over heating of the blood, and treated ac cording v. At . home some doctors consider it a poisoning of the blood, and follow a treatment analogous to that in snake poisoning. Indian doc tors believe that it is occasioned by the direct action of the sun's rays- up on the hair, "-or perhaps upon the me dalld oblongata. But how is this ef fect caused ? ,What rays of . the : sun thus affect f it cannot be the illumiu ating rays, nor can it be the' heat, for firemen, 'puddlei-s, glass-blowers, &c, endure much greater heat, and at still greater disadvantage. But iu the solar rays we have the " actinic" or (chem- ical rays, and It is the actinic which acts most powerfully oii organic . na ture ; and the actinic rays are surpass ingly energetic ' iu the tropics. En gineering Journal. :; "'; ' : i ' :: ABSENT-MINDED. ' ' ' i A good story" is told by the Con cord (N. H.) Statesman, as follows t i Our State, though not one of the largest iu tlie Union, takes precedence of them all iu many remarkable. things besides its enduring granite.-. It. has recently come to light that we bear off the palm for tlie. most abscut-minded man on record, - This gentleman, whom we will call Mr. Lethe, resides in a towii near the center of the State. One of his neighbors died,, and Mr. Lethe' was called upon to prepare the corpse for burial and superintend the funeral." It: had been ' detirmined that, the dead man Should appear in his cotUn m -, bis lull , bunday suit ot black. Mr. L. hung up his. coat on a convenient nail and - went to : work. The task being completed, he resumed his coat, and soon after found' that' a wallet was missing from bis "breast pocket. The alarm was, immediately giy;en and the stillness of the bouse was broken , with tlie cry.; that Mr. Lethe bad lust or been robbed of his pocket-booki Afte r every conceiva ble place had been; searched, aud more than one of those present had been subjected to suspiciously scrutinizing looks, some oiie discovered that Mr. Lethe's coat, wallet and all, was oil the corpse, while the dead man's gar ment covered the back of the, absent minded and sorely-distressed under taker.,' ' .', ' .; '' . .' .THE, ApVAXTAOK OF APtTKE LlKK.- If you look into the earh' vears of truly helpful men, those who . make like' easier or nobler to those who come after them, you will almost in variably find that they lived purely in the days of their youth. In early life the brain,-though abounding in vigor, la sensitive aud very susceptible to in jury and thi8 to such a degrco that a comparatively briof and moderate Indulgence in vicious pleasures ap pears to lower the tone and impair both tho delicacy and cUioioncy of the brain foi life. This is not preachiug, boys it is tho simple truth of science. rA gektlemant of liochcstor saw an advertisement that a recipe for the cure of dyspepsia might be had. by scudiug a postage stamp to tho adver tiser, He sont his stamp and tho an swer Was, "Dig in. your garden and let whisky alone." , ; ". How should thelinrbsof Iho law bo clothed ? In breeches of promise, HH' DEMfllR ITFC PRESS. f PUBLISHED EACH THJJIJSDA Y S. I). HARRIS, EDITOR AND mOrRIETOI?. Per year, in nilvancc.-. it' not paid in advance,-. . -t. :l .V. , JS 00 ."7r.. a 50 i- 1 INI Six months, in advance,.' I 85 The tiiE8a cireniatos ifree f jiostage n itlun the liiuiUitf fortajw county: Jj" Advertisements in Special Notice ( ol finin, or leaded, or in double column, or rule and tijfure tvorkr"will lc charged tifty percent, addi tioiiid. C-sI .tit i. t f i; -i JOSH BILLINGS - STKA WBrBfeXES. The strawberrv i, one uv natur's .i She makes' tlVemVvorth i'iftx'. onntt - f dlA Tl I il 1." ft D ourl nevei allows.theni.to be sold at a mean price. The culler uv the strawberrv iz like the setting sun under a thin cloud, with a delicate dash of tlie ruin bo in it ; its fragrance is like, the breath of a baby v when '. it. first begins-, tow eat wintergi-een lozzingcrs; its .flavor is like the nectar which an old-fashioned ..I ..think i hev stolen them, , laying around loos, without any pedigree, in somebody's tall grass when , I was ; a lazy schoolboy, that eat dreadful easy, without white, sugar ou , piem,, aud even a bug occasionally ;mied. with them in the. hurry.of.the momeat' Cherrys is, good but they, are ;tew much like sucking a ; marble with a handle tew it. Peaches is good,, if you don't get any. uv the pin feathers n tew.iyour; lips. i; "Watermelons.- will sute anyboddy who iz satisfied - with half-sweetened drinks ; but the .man who kan eat strawberrys, besprinkled With kream (at someboddy else's ex pense,) and not lay his hands on his stumuck, and, thank: the author uv strawberry 8 . and : stumucks, aud the pheliow who pays for thestrawber ryi, iz a man with a worn out eou- sciens a man , whose, mouth . tastes like a hole iu the ground, and . don't care what goes down it. . They have been three years boring an artesian well uear St. Louis. The depth reached is 3,832 feet, or only 138 . feet less' than three-fourths of a mile. ."But "fid. pure . water has been reached at that depth, and it' is how proposed to plug the hole np and lose S(H5,O0Q the cost 0 far.' The boring was done at the rate of about thirty feet per month: , The artesian well at Grenpble, in France, is one, of. the most famous in the world, and was begun in 1$33, with the expectation of reaching water at a depth of not more than twelve or fifteen hundred jfeet. Iu 1841, at a depth of 1,793 feet, water was at last found, and has flowed ever since at the. rate of rive huudred thou sand gallons in twenty-four .hours. There, are numerous, wells In other" parts of Europe and also iu this coun try, but the deepest one .in the world, except that now under consideration, is at a, sugar refinery at St Louis, be gun inutile spring of 1840, aud con tinued until 1854,' when the work stopped at the depth' of 2,199 feet. The supply of water procured is com paratively small " in quantity,' , and strongly impregnated with sulphur. 'A. coLlegk ; professor was being rowed across a stream in a boat. - Said he to the boatmau : .."Do you understand philosophy?" - " No, never he'rd of it," I " Then one-quarter of j-our life has gone.; Do you understand geology?" '" No."; ;.-f:!iij :i " Thcn:one-half of your life's gone. Do j'ou understand astronomv!" : "No." ' ' '-. ' , " Then three-quarters of your life is gone." ''rl-' : ..; But presently the boat tipped over aud spilled both in the river. : Says the boatman'! ' ' "'' '"'"'.'; "Can you swim?' ,,: '-; .,.4N0." : .;. . , . -. .' , "Then the whole of your, life is gone." ;.. Jay Cooke made about $20,(XTO,()00 in manipulating the . bonds. He ar gues that the National Debt is a Na tional Blessing; spends the summer in bis magnificent villa on the . beach, rejoices iu a ' thirty thousand dollar turn out, and is . a veritable example of how au American citizen cau eujoy the " blessing." , Jay Cooke sustains the.? National" Bank swindle; and .is in favor of having the people pay the last cent of tlie public debt iu gold, if all men,' women and children are made slaves by it. He is acoutributer to .the Imperialist, aud a warm, en thusiastic supporter of Grant and the Treasury. . . ,t.!T 11 athek a Mistake. The other flay .a -young lady stepped into 'a Well known establishment in the Bowery, and inquired of a handsome clerk'?' Sir, have you any ' monsecolored gloves?"- ' " ' ' ' "Mouse-colored, miss?" ' '"''"'''" " "Yes; a sort of gray the 'color of your drawers," meaning tho store drawers, which were painted gray. "My drawers,' miss?" ejaculated the young man. glancing down at his dress to see if everything was right' and tight. " My drawers, miss? ; Why,l don't wear anv !"" ; " 1 ' ' ' Foksky, who is probably the big gest humbug in : A in ericau political life, is now looking for elevation to the Federal Senate- as a Senator: for South Carolina. He has attempted about every other dirty scheme,' with out attaining the desired result;: he will therefore next try the carpet-bag dodgo. Chicayo Times. ', . : .. A native Bostou youth accosted a boy of decided Afiican lineage, a few days since, and inquired of the! cable lad why he had so short a nose.-.' The reply Was:. " I spect's -so it won't poke itself into , other people's bbusi ness,". ;,..u : !.., -,t.-i.i.i i-i "' X laiiy went but with her little girl and boy, and purchased the latter a rubber balooii, wliicli escaping him went up into tlip. jir. '.Noticing bis tears, the littlo girt said ; , . ; '.' Never mind, Neddie ; when you die aud go to heaven, you'll dit it.; ,,t A dandy iuqnired'at a fruit stall, "Are those apples "fit for a hog to eat ?" "Try 'em aud sec," said the wonlau. - B - ft S