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A SISTER-IN-LAW By WM. K. (CopyrlUt, by They wero Bitting In. a ditch, or rather, Teddy was Bitting, and Phyllis was stretched luxuriously at full length, with her shiny bronze toes pressed bard against a tree at the bot- 10m of the bank, and her back propped against a moss-covered trunk at the top. Teddy, on the other hand, looked de cidedly uncomfortable. Teddy was an ordinary clean-looking boy. He was just drifting through the second year of his happy-go-lucky ca reer at college. Phyllis had always been accustomed to a willing army .of male slaves and admirers, and found undiluted femi ninity rather oppressing at times. So ihe welcomed an occasional meeting With Teddy and kindred undergrade Ite spirits. Teddy was In a decidedly bad tem per. He knew, that Phyllis had had her photo taken recently; ho had, In fact, seen the proofs, which were charming, and of course, he had ex pected one to put on his mantelpiece, there to create an Impression among his friends. "Why the deuce she won't give me one beats me," be thought gloomily to himself. Phyllis had relapsed Into silence, and was ruminating on things in gen eral. Everyone bad always considered that Teddy and Dorothea, Phyllis' younger Bister, had been cut out for ach other from the cradle. Since their nursery days they had roamed- about the countryside, birds-nesting. ' Her Brain Worked Rapidly. Ushlng or skating, and getting into a thousand scrapes together. Teddy, in bis boyish way, was Dolly's devoted adorer, and she had nearly wept her Syes out when he went to school for the first time. She was a lovely girl of 16 .when the young man came from college for his first vacation, and even Teddy, the unsentimental, felt a sud--den thrill when he saw her again after considerable lapse of time. With the advent of manhood his devtion had Increased. His succeeding vacations had been spent in Europe or with col lege friends, and consequently Teddy had not seen much of Dolly, while he and Phyllis bad met at all kinds of college . functions and festivities. Proximity is an all-powerful influence with a young man of Teddy's suscep tible age, and Phyllis, thinking over bis manner to her of late, came to the conclusion that it was decidedly on brotherly. "Bless the boy," she said to her self, "I hope he isn't going to fall in love with me. It all comes of our be tsg so much alike, I suppose. I'm cer tainly not going to appropriate Dolly's property, and I shan't let Teddy break her heart, either. He'a got about as cinch mind as a chameleon; but if be can't make it up for himself I shall hare to do it for him." So when Teddy begged for her new tote, with a look in bis eyes which Fbylils had never seen there before, srjtfc Quick, tactful Intuition, aba said,, Jiff La LANDON Ford Pub. CoJ shortly: "No, I can't, Teddy," and took refuge In a half-real, half-studied nonchalance, while thunder settled on Teddy's seldom-ruffled brow. The girl lay still, unconscious of the storm sho was arousing in the young man's breast However, she merely supposed that something niUBt be done to break the silence and coax Teddy back to good humor, so she began casually: "I wonder what Dolly's doing Just now?" Teddy flung away his cigarette. "Hang Dolly," he said, in a way that made Pbyllia open her eyes and stare at him. "Look here, Phyl," he went on, "do you think you will ever like me well enough I've been In love with you for months, well" rather sheepishly "for weeks, at any rate" , Teddy stopped short, conscious that he was bungling the thing horribly. Phyllis relaxed the tension of her limbs and slid rapidly to the bottom of the ditch. Her dress bunched up round her, and her chin, on a level with Teddy's, rested on her two hands. Her brain worked rapidly. She must tide over this phase of Teddy's till be saw Dolly again; then she would bring off something defi nite, and it would come all right Phyllis endeavored to make her aoft blue eyeB look hard; she failed utter ly, however, from want of practice. She also tried to smooth out her dim ples, which she had frequently been told were bewitching, but she only succeeded, although she did not know it in pursing up her red lips Into their most inviting shape. Disaster must inevitably have fol lowed, had not something Inside her suddenly given way. Her white teeth showed themselves In a smile, and then peal after peal of rippling laugh ter broke- from her, till her sides ached and tears stood in her eyes. Now, disdainful eyes, even absence of dimples, is no barrier to love's ar dor; but a lover, particularly If he be very youthful, can never survive ridi cule. Teddy suddenly felt he had made a fool of himself. Awful enough at any time, but In the presence of a girl above all, of Phyllis. He was furious with himself, furious with her, he became more and more crimson. "Teddy, dear," Phyllis at last man aged to gasp out, "I'm really awfully sorry; I wasn't laughing at you, but" "Perhaps you'd rather be getting back as you seem to find my pres ence so odious" a scrap of eloquence from the "Footlights," a collego play, In which he was to act in the ap proaching commencement came to the aid of Injured dignity. Phyllis rose, shook out her crumpled skirt and settled her Panama hat. "Oh, Teddy, you are funny," she said, trying hard to recover her gravity. Teddy helped her out of the ditch, and strode off, if one can be said to stride in patent-leather pumps rather down at the heels. "Who's Teddy Randolph got up, I say, old man; two fair girls and a portly mamma?" The speaker, a youth of blase ap pearance, lounged on the window seat of a room, gracefully buoyed up by numberless cushions. He was scan ning the brilliant kalcdloscope of sis ters, cousins and undergraduates wending their way in light summer at tire and shady hats about the cam pus. The other occupant of the room, who was laboriously picking out an air on a banjo, ceased his absorbing occupation and came over to the win dow. Contrary to his custom, be waxed enthusiastic. "Why, they're the Misses Bletch wood, of course, the prettiest girls on the campus at the present moment, or I'm no Judge of fluff. Teddy's sweet on the little one, and their people ex pect them to make a match of it. Jove! I'd give something to be in his shoeB." "Oh, so that's the matter." Teddy, as host of two such pretty girls, found himself the hero of Uie hour. Third-year men, even seniors, bad suddenly become unbending and affable. His own set vied botly with each other in invitations and atten tions. Teddy's manner was becoming tinged with-the superiority born of success. It was the day of the sophomore dance, and his fickle allegiance re turned in full force. Teddy's be bavlor during the afternoon was ex emplary. He devoted himself to Mrs. Bletchwood, arranging her cushions and assuring her they were not In Im minent danger of twigs and spiders. "How college does improve a young man's manners!" sh remarked ap prpyJjDjij to Dorothe, How much I few weeks can accom plish In a young man's education could have been gathered from the adroit manner in which he broached a certain topic. Dolly was gazing plnkly into her billowy parasol when, after a pro longed absence, tbey joined their party. "Nobody could have said," Teddy re flected to himself with considerable satisfaction, as be was settling bis tio for the dance. "Nobody could have said I didn't take the thing coolly." The only approach to a hitch in the proceedings had occurred when sho, though merely for the sako of not ap pearing to let him have it all his own way, had said demurely "Are you quite sure you want me, Teddy? Sometimes I have fancied that you were fonder of Phyllis." Thyllls." cried Teddy. "Of course I've always liked Phyllis. She'll be a corking Blster-In-law." "We are not at all too young," purred Dolly to Phyllis that night aft er the ball. "Mamma was only 16 when she married. And Teddy thinks you'll be an ideal sister-in-law." And Phyllis was ungracious enough to make no response. MAKE READING A PLEASURE. College Professor Tells How It May Be Accomplished. "Reading can be made a much great er source of pleasure to those who now only read when they can find no other pleasures," said a Columbia lec turer on English literature the other day. "You have perhaps noticed with what keen sense of satisfaction some people read the newspapers. Do you want to know the secret of their abil ity to extract enjoyment in' this way? Well, you have probably noticed that those who can so rivet their attention to the printed page are the ones who make it a point to talk about what they have read. That is the secret. Try it. Read something, then tell some one about it. Do this with books as well as with papers. Soon you will notice that in reading a story you fix in your mind the things you want to relate. You get the writer's point of view, then you fix upon the points he has presented. At the beginning your Btory telling will lack the com pleteness of the story as written, and you will notice that your shortcomings in this direction are due to listless reading. This will correct Itself just to the extent of your ambition to be come a reader for all there is In read ing. I have given this bit of advice before and have been thanked many times by those who followed my direc tions. Try it and mark the results." Crowding Out All Native Things. In New Zealand, the native Poly nesian race, crowded by Europeans, is becoming extinct. Many of the im ported animals run wild and multiply rapidly at the expense of the native species, even the streams being filled with European and American trout which grow to great size. Introduced plants thrive quite as remarkably. New forests are being created design edly because the native trees, though yielding excellent timber, grow very slowly, and nlready many millions cf larches, oaks, spruces, Douglas firs and eucalyptus have been planted, while seedlings from them are being continually added. Is It Napoleon's Bible? An Italian journalist Is said to have discovered the Bible which was used by the Emperor Napoleon during his exile on the island of Elba. It is of a common type, illustrated with large wood engravings, and bears on the back the letter "N," surmounted by the Im perial crown. It was found in the Chapel of the Madonna, on the Island of Elba, and near which the emperor stayed for 17 days at the beginning of his exile. It possesses Interest from the fact that the emperor has under lined many passages bearing on his state of mind at the time. Education of Actresses in Japan. Japan's first school for the educa tion of. actresses has been formally opened at Tokyo, under the direction of Sada Yokka. Of the young women who presented themselves for admis sion about twenty were accepted and they will take a two years' course. More than twice that number, all hav ing the educational requirements, ap plied for admission, but could not be accepted because, as the head of the school,- explained, "their small stature precluded their assuming the heroine parts which belong to the dramatic lit erature of Europe." The Eternal Puzzle Baby. Not so very long ago it was cus tomary to treat children as if they were stupid and naughty grown up people. - Now there Is a tendency to run to the opposite extreme, and to treat tbim as if they were a great deal cleverer than their parents. There are even people who set themselves deliberately to "study" their children in much the same spirit as a biologist would study a new' kind of germ. London Mirror More graduates of all the British nnlversltles except Oxford are found In the Wesleyan Methodist ministry this year than In 1907. DoirT spoil Torn CTOT1TES. Um Red CroM Ball lilut and keep them white ss snow. All grocer, fa a package. Show us a man who acts smart and we will show you one who Is in a posV tlon to make a donkey of himself. PII.M Ct'RED IN 6 TO 14 DATS. PAT.O (tINTM ENT Is ftiaranteod to er "T a of lt-hlnc. llllnd, Blwxlin or ITmnidlBf I'll la i to 14 oar or nunc refunded. Wo. A new cook may bring the best of references but you can't eat them. 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