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POSSIDItllY OF UAEI BACKACHE IS KipNEYACHI. Usually There Are Other Troubles to Prove It . Palo In the back is pain in the kid neys, In most cases, and it points to '.r 1 . . , J A J . ' ' . Lord Northcliffe Says Germans Are Getting Ready. Most Powerful of Brltlih Peer De clares England Sleeps While Kale er'e Country Is Arming for an Emergency. Chicago. Lord Norlhcllffe, other wIbo Alfred Harmsworth, publisher of the London Dally Mall, and London Times, the Overseas Dally Mall and 41 other Important publications In the English language, favorite of King Ed ward VII., and perhaps the most In fluential man In modern British thought, In an interview in Chicago, declared Germany is preparing for possible war, while England sleeps. ; "The Americans are so busy with th affairs of their own gigantic con tinent that they have not the time to study European politics. There is an impression in this, country that some hostility exists be tween the peoples of Great Britain and of United Germany. "I know the Germans intimately. From childhood I have traveled ex tensively thoughout most of the Ger man states. I have many German family connections, and I venture to say that, outside the usual body of AnglophobeB one meets in every coun try, there is little hostility to the British on the part of the Germans. And, on the other hand, there is in England no dislike of Germany. Au contralre, our statesmen are adapting German legislation to our needs, and if imitation be the slncerest form of flattery the Germans must be pleased with our proposed reproduction of their worklngmen's insurance,' their labor bureau, and a great many other legislative Improvements tbat it ap pears to me, would be Justus vital to the United States as they seem to be to Great Britain. "Why, then, if so happy a state of affairs exists between the two na- Lord Northdllffe. tlons, should there be any section of people in England to suggest the pos sibility of war? Turn back to 1869. Was there" any friction between Prance and Prussia? There was no hostility on either side. But any reader of BuBsche's Bismarck, or oth er standard authority on the great German empire binder, will acknowl edge there was immense preparation on the part cf Germanya prepara tion that was kept secret as far as possible and which also, as far as pos sible, 1s being kept secret by Germany to-day. - "As to that which is transpiring in the German shipbuilding yards, we more or less know that by 1912 Ger many. ' in ships of the super-Dread-' naught class, will be the equal of Eng land. . "Two or three days ago I was at San FranciBCO, where your govern ment -has spent an Immense a sum of money in fortifying the Golden Gate against an imaginary Japanese attack. Throughout the greater part of your Pacific slope the Japanese, depleted as they are by a great war, infinitely inferior as they are to you In popula tion, situated an Immense distance . from you, with no coaling station on ! your shores, are looked - upon as a dangerous opponent' "Even if it were possible for them to cross the Pacific to attack you more thali ridiculous assumption, hav ing in view a hundred and one con tingencies, including the Anglo-Japanese alliance what damage could they dot - -v "" " 1 see It suggested in the Ameri can papers that there Is some kind of a scare in England. I r wish there were. '. Our public has been warned by the prime -minister, by the minis ter of foreign affairs, by many of our leading men, such as Mr. Frederick Harrison and Lord Roberts, by prom inent Journalists, including Mr. Etead, and by others, but they have not yet, is you say, bejun. to sit np and Uks the need or a spe cial remedy to re .move and cure the congestion or - in flammation of the kidney that is in terfering with their work and causing that pain tbat makes you say: "Oh, my back." Thompson Wat kins, professional nurse, 420 N. 2&r4 St, Parsons, Kan., says: "For some time I was annoyed with sharp twinges across the small of my back and ir regular passages of the kidney secre tions. Since using Doan's Kidney Pills, I am free from these troubles." Remember the name Doan's. Sold by all dealers. 60 cents a box. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. POOR BOY. "Dear me I Why do you cry so bit terly?" "I'm cryln 'cause I'm so wicked dat Tm goln ter play hookey," instead of goln' ter school, boo hoo!" A8 SOON BE WITHOUT MATCHE8 A3 WITHOUT RESINOL IN THE HOUSE. Reslnol is the never falling article resorted to by my wife for the many bruises, oliaflngs, cuts, burns and accidents of the children and has been our cure-all for years. I have used it In cases of irritation and inflammation and have invariably been relieved al most instantly. We would as soon think of being without matches in our house as without Reslnol Ointment B. Rush Davenport, Philadelphia,?. To Breaking One Neok, $2. The "line-up" man was a facetious souL The woman for whom he was putting up a pulley clothes-line was exacting. She ordered it put in a cer tain place, which it was almost impos sible for him to reach. He hesitated. "If I have to put it there, lady," he said, "IU break my neck." Still she did not relent "All right lady," he consented, with a cheerful grin, "but ItU cost yer $2 extry if I break my neck." Deafness Cannot Be Cured by local applications, as they ennot retch th. dis eased portion ol Um ear. There H only ooe war to cure deafness, and thai k by constitutional remedies. DoafneM Is eauaed by an Inflamed coaditioa of the mucoui Us lac of the Eustachian Tuba. Woen th tube Is Inflamed you have a rumbling aound or tan perfect hearing, and wnen It li entirely closed. Deaf nea la the result, and unleai the Inflammation can be taken out and thai tube restored to tta normal eood tioo. bearing will be destroyed forerer; nine casta out of tea are eauaed by Catarrh, which nothing but an Inflamed condition of the mucous surface. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any ease ol Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Bend for etrculars. free. ' F. J. CHENEY CO Toledo, (X Bold by Dnurewta, rse. , lake Hall's Family Puis tor constipation. - Is Poor Consolation. -"Yes, it must be a terrible thing to go through life without your limb. But you must remember it will be restored to you in the next world."' "I know it wilL mum, but dat don't encourage me, for It was cut off when I was a baby, an it won't come with in a couple of foot of de ground w'en it's restored." A Ready Explanation. "What is the reason you were so late in discovering the north pole?" "Well," answered the explorer, "you see they have such long nights in the arctic regions that I overslept" Ambiguous. Harold What did she say when you turned out the gas and kissed her? Rupert Said she felt as if she never wanted to see my iace again. Phila delphia Record., ; . PERRY DAVIS FATNKIIXEB nets only no, SSo or Hie a boUle, bat Itoonui Ins I many dollars' worth of virtue la ouiioa colds, rbnamaUam, neuralgia, and kindred Ills. Aalldrutsia. Live up to the Bible you know, and your Bible will grow. i ' e-' . i mis "v' xK ; Nownomit of force or persuasion on the part of the imitatori i la great enonKh to erBO bndge it from its present firm hold on the minds of the people. This has been emphatically demonstrated several times during the past few years. Imitations have come uoV one, but KeJloee's roes on with an ever increasm demand. This proves that the people won t Uil&Vf They now the goodness of Kellogg's-and they invambly come back to it. -Try it yourself today. At all Grocers. C1,CCD GOLD AND SILVER TROPHY for tils DEST EAR OF CORN to be known at IV. It. KeUogg National Com Trophy to be given at the National Com Exposition, OMAHA. WB. Deenib6Uitol8ih.l909. For th. purpoa. of Moottnglns the fJf J" ouallty. W. K. aVnoK, President of th. Toasted Com Flak. Co.. offer. $1.00000 beautiful aolld told and storer trophy to th. grLnr th. bst r of corn la two different ana. Th. flrrt specimw "f"'" alUon. Omaha. Neb., before Norember 27th. 1909. ThU off w U open to mrj man. woman and child lath United BUtca. una to judged brtta leading oorn authority of th world. Prof. P.O. Holdaa. Watch this paptr for further Particular. I tw Am t r r r rw J m 'M iJJrJ? TUls Olgnsi" tcra QUO- BXJL06Q TOASTED CC2JI TLAZ3 CO. CatSa CrecXlSc. His Proper Field. A colored man was bi ought before a police Judge charged with stealing chickens. He pleaded guilty and re ceived sentence, when the judge asked how it was he managed to lift those chickens right under the window of the owner's house when there was a dog loose in the yard. "Hit wouldn't be no use, Judge," said the man, "to try to 'splaln this thing to yo' all." Ef you was to try It you like as not would get yer hide full of shot an get no chickens, nuther. Ef yo want to engage in any rascality, Judge, yo' better stick to de bench, whar yo am familiar." Ladies' Home JournaL Cause of Discord. She So they do live happily togeth er, you say? He No. It's the eternal struggle be tween religion and society. He Is as straight-backed as she is straight front. Life. DO YOUR CLOTHES LOOK YELLOW t If io, um Red Cron Ball Blue. It will make them white ai mow. 2 oz. package 5 cents. We live truly for ourselves only when we live for others. Seneca. Km. Wlnalow! Boothlnr Byron- for children teeth Init. aof tens the uraa, jediieee to (UmmaUaa,aUaipala, cures w lad ooilo. fee a bottle. Money talks, but it often fails to tell the truth. V00DV0RTH TRIADS THE CHEAT AUTOGODILE TIRE FnOTEGTOIlS Made of chrome leather studded with steel rivets. Puncture-Proof. Non-Skidding. They save the tire from all wear or injury on the road. They fit all makes of tires. Anyone can put them on; without taking the lire off the rim. - They will save double their cost besides doinjj away with punctures and skidding. Over 50,000 have been sold. Send for circular giving description and prices. You can order the treads from your dealer or from us. We ship them express prepaid to all parts of the country. LEATHER TI7.E CO., Hbgcra Fdls, Il.Y. A One-Part Melodrama. "But you can't have a big scene with only one person in it" "Sure I can," said the star. "After a struggle with myself I throw myself over tire bridge.- Louisville Courier Journal. In after years' a man wishes he was half as smart as be used to think he was. - . Aids Nature n J?. n.. . nl TV: Pimw'i OrAAen i&etl D's- covery in onrin weak stomaotia, watted bodies, weak lusts, and obstinate and lineria ouha, ia baaed on the reoojnition of the fundamental truth tbat ' Golden Medical Diaoovery" supplies Nature with body-buUd-ini. tiaaoe-repairintj, nu8ole-makin materials, in eon dented and concentrated form. With this belp Nature supplies the oeceaaary strenjth to tho stomach to ditfeat food, build np the body and thereby throw off Iinteriaf cbstinat eoaha. Tha 'Diarvery'' re-eatabliahea the rfijestiv and nutritive orjaaa in sound hetlth, puriUcn auul enrichM tha blood, and nouriahea the nervea ia . short eatabliahes tound vigorous health. 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