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ADVICE TO WOMEN Women sufferlnir from any form of Illness are invited to promptly com- muuicate with Mrs.Pinkhnm at Lynn, Mass. All letters are received, opened, tcad and answered by women. A wo man can xreeijr uik 1 of her priyate 111. ness to a woman; I thus baa been es tablished this eon. lldcnce between Mrs. Plnkham and the women of America which has iiovvr been broken. Never has she nub. Hshed a testimonial or used a letter without the written consent of the writer, and never hns the Company allowed those confidential letters to ret out of their possession, as the hundreds of thousands of them in their files will attest Out of thermt volumeof experience wnich Sirs. l'in!:ham has to draw from. It is moro than possible that she has pained the Tory knowledpo needod in your case. (She asks nothing In re turn except your pood will, and her advice hns holix'd thousands. Surely nny woman, rich or poor, should be glad to take advantage of this gener ous ofTer of assistance. Address Mrs. IMiikhnm, care of Lvdla E. Plnkham Medicine Co., Lyun, Mass. Every woman ought to have Lydla E. I'inkham's 80-page Text Book. It Is not a book for general distribution, as it Is too expensive. It is free and only obtainable by mail. Write for it today. Avoid pushing to the front by going back on your friends. Mra. Wins low1! ftonttilnr Rrrnn. Pnrcblllrn iHihln, airi-afttiHKunii. rrdueata Kit til 'f ' .ii-f. paiu.curr. wiudouuo. atoaswule. Tbe reason the bigot advertises his one Idea so vigorously Is that It Is bis whole stock in Intellectual trade, ARK TOl'R CLOTHES FADED? t?M lied Cmn Hall Blue and make them white again. Large 2 oz. package, 5 cents Your tracts to (he Hottentots may count for little compared with your acts to your own washerwoman. Dr. Pierce's Plenwnt Pellets fimt put up 40 yearn ago. Thev reuulnte and invigor ate, tnninch. liver nil J bowel, (sugar- coated tiny granule If I were an Inventor I wouid ex pend all my energies in trying to pat ent a collar button that would come when It was called. The next time you feel that swallowing teiiMtinn, the kiire niiiii of tore throat, gargle llnnilinK Wizard Oil immediately with threa pnrta wuter. It will aave you duya and icrliai week of winery. A Brush With Madam. Artist Madam, It is not faces alone that paint, It Is souls. Madam Oh, you do Interiors, then. Boston Transcript. BEAUTIFUL POST CARDS FREE. Send 2c stamp for five samples of oar verv lCHt Uolil Kmlioiwed, Good Luck. Mower ami Motto Tout Curd; beautiful color nnd loveliext dciizti. Art Pot Card Club, 731 Javkaon St., Xoivka, Kan. Hardened. Scott Is It true that Coolelgh is flnanclutly embarrassed? Mott He's fearfully In debt, but It doesn't seem to embarrass him much. His Wife. you do for "What do a living, Mose?" "186 de manager ob a laundry." "What's the uuiue of this laundry?" "Eliza Ann." The Pronouns. "We must economize," said the man of hfgh financial authority. "Your grammar Is at fault," replied the ordinary citizen. "Why do yon Insist on using the first instead of the second person plural?" In Different Parts of the House. Caller (to little daughter of the bouse) Hullo dear? Where are yon off to? Daughter of the House I'm Just going up to watch Marie do mother's hair. Caller Ob, dear! Then I'm afraid we shan't be able to see your mother. Daughter of the House Oh, yes; you'll find ber down there in the drawing room. CONSTIPATION Many en's Paw Fsw Pills are tmlike all other laxatives or cathartics. They coax the liver into activ ity by gentle meth ods. They do not soonr; they do not gripe; they do not weaken; but they do start all the secre tions of the liver and stomach ins way thai soon puts the or gans in a healthy condition and cor rects constipation. Munyon'i Paw-Paw Tills are, a tome to the stomach, liver cad nerves. They invigorate instead of weaken; they en rich the blood instead of toipoveriah it; tbey enable the stomach to get all the nourishment from food that at pot into it ' TImm pill eooUia ao ea!omL ata dope, they ara soothing, heeling and stimulating. They school the bowels to set without physio. Pries 23 cents. CK20MC CONSTIPATION Cl'ZED WHtvt dri Of tn)4Uaa. W mm pnattlMr " dr. n4 l-rnl (. Addr . I. A X AT ktol. CuAUi-BlXaX CO, e '. Urn S 0n.-3F:3Tc:r.:srnnc w ft mf Se turn nd r-i- if) I wr, loot OoM fcmhn.-d lr..,) !" fRkS to intwle port , Captutl Card la.. IMS- ? lf fca. Kaaw -a Trm lis i I ' U" at r-fu. i tilt. II inncj,wM- Bit iw at.. miw : SgsnO'jP! Look out for the weak colonies of bees and give them honey from those that have more than they need Thousands of colonies starve to death every winter. If you feed the bees sirup be sure It Is not too thin or trouble will result Three parts water and four of sugar will be about llio right mixture. In order to maintain the fertility of our soil we must farm sclent Ihcally In the future, and it will be necessary for us to adopt the practical methods of live stock farming which have been In vogue in Great Urltalu for many years. A team with one borse fretting and fuming to go faster anil rushing ahead at every opportunity, and with the other horse willing to take life easy, is anything but conducive to pleasant frame of mind. As the nation has raised the largest corn crop In Its history farmers should be In a little better condition than ever before to bold back enough corn to tide them over until the 1911 crop Is In the crib. Don't put off breaking and turning your land till spYing, and then Jump In and try to do in a week work which, If properly done, would require several months' steady grind. Anyone can easily see that bone Is one of tbe best feeds for producing eggs, as the fat assists in forming the yolk of the eggs and also In sus taining tbe fowl In winter. Simply laying the grape vines on the ground will often save them from winter Injury. Throw a little earth sr evergreen branches on them to make sure. Calves will begin to nibble at bright hay or grass by the end of t'.ie first two or three weeks, and some of It should be kept where' they can reach It. Cull out the worthless members of the flock and save your proflis. Then be kind to the biddies and they will be kind to you In filling your egg basket. One of the best preventives of scratches in horses is to ke p the feet clean. If mud Is permitted to dry on the fetlocks irritation Is likely to en sue. Oyster-shells ground fine are excel lent for supplying lime. A pound of shells contains enough lime to thor oughly coat seven dozen egijs. Tbe pig, like every other young animal, loves to be alert tnd to be moving about with all tbe freedom which belongs to such a nature. Sheep and lambs should not be al lowed to run In tbe same pasture or the lambs will be in great danger of becoming infected with disease. Tbe water-holding capacity of the soil is enormously Increased by the presence of large Quantities of decay ing organic matter or humus. Ducks prefer ground grain to whole grain except In cold weather, when a ration of whole grain soaked In warm water Is desirable for them. A nervous cow Is preferable to a stolid one. The chancea are that she HI give more and better milk than ber dull, mopish sister. It Is a well-known fact that disease Is more prevalent among hogs Just after they are started on new corn than at any other time. A moist soil then kept In an un frozen condition aa long as possible Is the surest means to prevent winter killing of trees. sheep that baa once been chased by dogs becomes suspicious at tbe alght of a dog or any noise that may suggest one. Nowadays farmers are alive to the fact that It requires strong horses to perform efficient work on the farm, A stumbling horse Is dangerous, and Is usually made so by bsd shoeing. Go to an Intelligent expert ahoer. Any good cellar in which an even temperature of 40 degrees can be maintained will do for bees. An ounce of prevention Is worth a pound of cure in the treatment of your flock of laying hens. , As foaling time approaches, the mare needs the beat of care and the most careful feeding. t To maintain fertility in the son it Is necessary to keep It well supplied with humus. Stock feeding In this country Is con fined chiefly to the com raising states. Poultry manure is one of the rich est fertilizers produced on the farm. Warm wheat for breakfast makes the biddies shell out the eggs. Cheep do not require aa warm la shed for winter as other stock. Butter Is a good price. Peed la com paratlvely cheap, especially so if you have saved all of your roughage, such as cornstalks, tbe best of your straw, and things of that sort which fre quently go to waste . This being true, dairying should - bring good returns this winter provided tbe cows are fed liberally enough to produce large quantities of milk. Disorder of. the digestive functions afflicts lambs most severely. White scour affects the unweaned lamb. This appears to be tbe passing of un digested milk. Change the ewe' feed, providing poorer hay with ground oats and corn with a sprinkling of linseed-meal. If a cow has an apple or similar ob struction lodged in ber throat. It can be removed by pouring a pint of melt ed lard down her throat This will make the animal strangle and cough and In the struggle the obstruction will be dislodged. The common opinion that sheep should be kept as scavengers and that they will thrive best on the farm that Is too poor for other kinds of live stock Is twin brother to the opinion that white beans thrive best on a poor thin soil. It Is scarcely necessary to suggest that It Is good policy to make a close examination of any newly purchased hogs and be assured that they are absolutely free from lice before they are turned with the other hogs. It Is much better practise to raise heifer calves from the bust cows In the herd to keep up the number of protahle milkers than to depend up on buying ttie mature animais as needed. Ft art the trap nests so It can be known which are the best winter lay ers. Almost any old nen win lay in spring and summer; It takea a good hen to lay In late fall and winter. The use of the separator is no long' or an experiment witu the farmers and dairymen, as most every farmer keeping two or more cows is using one at tbe present time. Plowing not only loosens up tbe soil but more of It Is thus exposed to the action of tbe aun, air and frost Stubble, weeds, etc., are buried and so changed into humus. Milking must be done quickly. Quickly and thoroughly. Anything that Irritates the cows such as rough ness, or alow milking will shorten the n.lik flow. An acre of land which produces tou of dry hay must contain moisture nough so that the growing crop can pump up approximately S00 tons of water. Cold-frames, hot-beds, green-houses and mushroom caves are all used for forcing rhubarb, but lacking these. one may utilize an ordinary root cellar. Some folks are still housing their hens under the barn, where the wind sweeps through, fearfully cold. These are the folks who are sure hens don't pay. Use a low, wide-tired wagon In the orchard, and thus avoid cutting up the sod and dragging the lower limbs over tbe bed, peeling and breaking them. A properly-conditioned draft horse. 1th Its necessary education largely completed, is one of the most perfect ly-finished products of the farm. There la solid satisfaction and en couragement for a man to do his best in driving a well-mated team that re sponds to good horsemanship. Tbe time Is here when thought must be given to tbe comfort of the cows if their owners expect to sleep with no twinge of conscience. Some few exact conditions are nec essary In the production of docks for either market or breeding purposes for best possible results. It is one thing to buy a big gaso line engine of the most approved make and quite another thing to start It in very cold weather. Currants need little protection ex cept from deep snows, which some times break down the branches when setting in tbe spring. Damp floors cause roup In tbe flock. If -floors are of dirt it is wise to keep them covered well with straw, clean hay or leaves. Ranking as the best in evergreen hedges' may be mentioned hemlock and Norway spruce and American ar bor vltae. The farmer can, by observation and experiment determine which are the best pasture plants for his section. Judicious feeding, proper exercise and warm, dry quarters are the beet preventives of rheumatism In hogs. High, well-drained soil is best but the grape will grow on almost any kind of soil and exposure. While chickens require considera ble water for drinking purposes, ducks require some more. Without question California privet Is, as the best tail, hedge plant the favorite with the public. ... , . One man says there is more money in an egg farm than la either fancy birds or broilers. Guesswork baa no place 1n a well organised dairy, and (ehould be rale gated to the rear. The selection of varieties is the main essential in growing grapes in cold climates. A leaky poultry house means dis comfort and a reduction in egg production. tyv-fc-" . , ... 111 ; If i I i r i r lc LJU j ' If ? i is.'' H a. twi sCv . . AIMTHPlACf Or rf Y.f1.C.A. S' IXTT SIX years sgo. In a little upstairs room, used by a dry goods clerk. In St. Paul's church parish, London, 12 young men orgsnlsed a society for the spir itual Improvement of the em ployees of the large dry goods houses of the British metropolis. Today that society, known through out the world as the "Y. M. C. A.." has grov. to a membership of 900, 000; is represented in 15 countries of the world; has over 8,000 separate so cieties; and owns buildings snd fP- erty valued at considerably more than 0,000,000. In North America alone. It baa over 3,000 paid secretaries and employes on Its rolls devoting their time to Its maintenance and expansion. It has branches from the Arctic Circle to the Cape of Good Indian, tbe Philippines and other ends of the earth. It has becomo a part of the man-building force of every important railroad and Industrial concern, and the army and navy have seen Its activities through out their own ranks in all parts of the world, and on the battlefields of Manchuria and elsewhere. In tbe present day of great build ings, gymnasiums snd swimming pools, bowling alleys and billiard balls, libraries and educational claases. It is difficult to realize the small beginnings of the Institution that has become tbe foremost asso ciation In the world for tbe aid of young men. If Sir George Williams, Its founder, or the eleven who Joined him In its former organization, could have foreseen the great ends of their work. It Is doubtful If tbey would have brought to It the aame qualities Of mind that they possessed when It waa launched. Originally, as already Indicated, tbe Young Men's Christian association waa a voluntary organization among dry goods clerks, for tbe spiritual Im provement of their fellow employes. After Its organization by Williams and bis associates In 1844, It was for some time known as tbe Drapers' Evangelical association, for want of a better name, and the title well ex pressed Its aim and the purpose of its organization. Tbe athletic and popular features of the work are at complete variance with tbe Ideas of most of the twelve earnest young men who founded the original society. Then It was entirely a religious movement, and It had not been discovered that young men could best be Interested In religion through the activities that benefited' their phyatcal and mental bodies, snd made better manhood. The very Idea of an athletic contest or a contest of any kind, wss abhorrent to many of those who directed the association's early activities. Tbe United States and Canada have witnessed the most phenomenal devel opment of the original aasodstlon of Sir George Williams. The latest fig ures show that there are 8.098 aaao clations In the world, with 900.000 members and nearly $70,000,000 worth of property. Tbe United States and Canada have only S.017 of these associations, but they embrace a membership of nearly 500,000; have property valued at more than 960,000,000; and have over 87, 000.000 pledged In building funds and endowments. Tbe British Isles, where tbe association waa born and first flourished, have but 150,000 members, and buildings and property worth leas than $6,000,000. In the United States the Y. M. O. A, has become the recognized 'ex ponent of better manhood and citizen ship In every large city. The social, educational and spiritual features of the work have invaded almost every field of masculine endeavor. Asso ciations exist among tbe mining camps of Alaska, among the construc tion eampa on the Grand Trunk Pa dfle and other roads; in the coal fields of West Virginia; the cotton mill districts of (he, south and north; at the navy yarda and army and marine barracks. The railroads have given buildings, building funds and maintenance funds, to associations In all of their lardgs cities. There are over 134 railroad men's aasoclstlons. with a member ship of 85,000. Special rooms are pro Tided for tbe association In many large railroad stations; snd new buildings are put up where other pro vision is not at hand. The- whole history of the develop ment of the association which baa grown to such proportions and Im M portance goes bsck to George Wil liams, tbe draper's clerk, who con ceived the idea of thl. organization In his upstairs room in tbe dry goods store. Tbe Y. M. C. A. wss started purely from religious motives. Much of its prosperity baa undoubtedly been due to the fact that It came from within the heart of. one young man, less thsn 24 yeara old; It was not a ready-made movement, offered to such young men as cared to ac cept It ' Williams waa a Christian of tbe Martin Luther character. He went to London at twenty, fell Into tbe company of 140 young clerka In the dry goods establishment of Hitchcock ft Rogers, and In three years had practically converted the establish ment, fro . the bead of the firm down. By 1843 be bad organized a mission ary society and a young men's so ciety within the store. In those days the clerks of a draper's store lived in dormitories provided for them. His work was sb phenomenal that It at tracted general notice throughout London, and It was for the purpose of spreading the movement among tbe clerka of other like establishments that the Drapers' Evangelical associa tion, shortly after named the Young Men'a Christian association, was or ganized by Williams and aome earn est friends. It was not until 1861 that the move, ment spread outside London. Wil liams nimseu carriea it to Fans, on a business trip. A commercial traveler took tbe Idea from Parla to Holland; a clerk from one of the London stores started a society In Adelaide, Aus tralia, and associations sprung up shortly afterward In Boston, Mon treal, Calcutta and other cities of tbe world. Today tbe Y. M. C. A. Is furnishing education for thousands of men. It keeps 14 secretaries at work In American and European ports to take care of immlgranta and emigrants; It has Immigrant secretaries in four as sociations In the United States. In Osaka. Japan, the night classes have 745 students; In St. Petersburg there sre nearly 1.000 students. It operates employment bureaus. through which over 35,000 men In tbe United Statea and Canada secured positions In the last year. It provides lists of boarding places and hotels; furnishes a home to which wandering young men are always welcome, and adorns Its walls with legenda like: "Write Home to Mother," which help to keep wandering boys on the right track. WORTH C. HARDER. Hunters to Destroy Pests. For the first time In the history of tbe local game protective aaaoclatlon a big pest hunt will be held by the sportsmen of the country for the pur pose of destroying all animals and birds that kill game. The work began December 15 and will continue for a month. Hunts are held by sportsmen In several counties of the state and hare been of great value to tbe hunters in Increasing the amount of game. Cougars, cats, lynx, mink, coyotes and hawks will be counted In the hunt There Is a bounty paid by tbe coun ty on some of the animals, so that tbe hunters will not only be doing good work, but will be paid for the time spent on tbe hunt Spokane cor respondence Portland Oregonlan. Like a Dutiful Daughter. -Philip,'' she said, toying with a button of his coat If I say yee will you promise to deposit your money in papa'a bank?" "But. dearest I havent any money to deposit!" said the truthful young man. "You will have, gnosis. If I marry you!" With her golden head resting on his manly chest Philip promised. Already Attended To. Teacher (sternly) Johnny, what Is the matter with your eyef If you and Willie White have been fighting again I shall give, each of you a good whip ping! Johnny (with the victor's generos ity) Yesm. But yon needn't mind about Bill He's had hla. Judge. v Labor In China. U properly supervised and pro tected, labor la China now mors ac tive and general than it ever was will make ithls greet empire the most prosperous la thl world. National Re view, Shanghai. WWSlWSSJkaw WWMS'lHa SO'lE TIMELY R2CIPES NEW THINGS IT WILL PAY CCOK TO TRY. Leme Rice and Russlsn Lemon Pie Formulae Make Mouth Water to Read Them Butter Scotch and Pepper tsuce. eaasssssss Lemon Pie. There are manr dif ferent rulea for making lemon plea, two of which I will give. For tbe first neat to a cream a tablespoonful but ter ana one cupful sugar. Put Into a saucepan with a scant cupful boll ing water, then add the Juice and grated yellow rind of two lemons. When It reaches the boiling point stir In a tablespoonful corn starch dissolved In a little cold water and stir and cook until clear and thick' enea. Have ready the well beaten yolks of two eggs, stir In, cook a moment longer, then take at once from tbe Ore. Pour into a well baked crust and apread over It, heaping iigntiy, a meringue made from the whipped whites of two eggs and two tablespoonfuls powdered or fine gran ulated sugsr. Set In the oven, which should be quite cool, and let tbe me ringue gradually puff and color. Russlsn Lemon Pie. Beat together one cupful sugar and one egg. Put over the fire. In a double boiler, three fourths cup water and a teaspoonful lemon Juice. When boiling add sugar and eggs, tbe grated yeljow peel of two lemons and a aoaa cracker rolled fine. Wet two tablespoonfuls flour with a quarter cupful cold water and add to the other Ingredients. Lastly. stir In a large cupful aeeded and chopped raisins. Line two small pie tins or one large pie tin with pastry, pour In the lemon mixture, put on an upper crust and bake for about thirty five minutes. Butter Scotch. Boll together one cupful esch sugar and molasses, one half cupful butter, a tablespoonful vinegar and a quarter, teaspoonful sods. Stir frequently to nrevent burn ing and as soon as the sirup rescbes tbe snap stage when dropped In cold water take from the fire and flavor to taste. Pour upon a buttered tin In abeet one-quarter of an Inch thick and when nearly cold check It off Into squares, using a sharp knife. Sep rate when cold and wrap each square In paraffin paper. Pepper Sauce. Grind one dozen and a half green, red and yellow peppers and a small solid head of cabbage In a meat chopper. They ahould be very fine. Add 6 cents' worth esch celery seed and ground mustard with vin egar to make tbe consistency of cat sup. This goes well with meata. If hooks for the bathroom, kitchen and pantry are dipped In enamel paint there will be no trouble from Iron rust - Having several pairs of ahoes and never wearing the aame pair more than one or two days at a time will rest the leather and make it last better. Chamois leather ahould be washed, when necessary. In soapsuds, and rinsed in soapsuds not In clear wa ter. Treated tbua It will keep Its orig inal softness. Any dish thst has held dough, milk, cream or egga should be rinsed In cold water before being placed in hot wa ter, as hot water tenda to cook such things and make them more difficult to remove. Puree of Llms Besn Soup. Soak one pint of lima beans over night In cold wster and In tbe morn Ing boll In water until soft If the wster bolls away very much add a little milk or water. Sift closely and add salt pepper and cayenne to taate. If you like add a little onion Juice. Melt one tablespoon of butter and rub Into It until It la perfectly smooth one tablespoon of flour. Pour on this one cup of boiling wster and stir hard. Stir the two mixtures togeth er. Slice two or three tomatoes very thin and put In the soup. It will be ready to serve as soon as It bolls. For the Farmar's Wife. The beat way to test the heat of an oven is to try It for ten minutes with a piece of white paper. It the paper is Just lightly tinged, the oven Is right for sponge cake, meringue, etc. If it turns dark yellow, the oven Is right for breed, large pound cake, Urge meat pies, etc. While If the paper burns up or turns black, the oven Is too bot To Keep Glue. The family bottle of glue generally becomes a nuisance and of little use after' it has been opened for a few days. It becomes hardened and Im possible to use. It may be softened by beat or by adding a teaspoonful or more of vinegar to the bottle, and al lowing It to stand tor a few minutes. If the bottle can be kept In a warm place an of the time It win stay soft as long as there Is any left Useful Tip. . For those who te to do wneh househoid.w-y t' i t :"i tie ce tuL Before puvUiig the hands Into soda water rub the finger-tlpa and round the Bails with' vaseline. The water will not then touch them and maka them crack. On the Dinner Table. Large salt cellars are now used on the table, and not the individual ones, and the salt shakers are only used In the kitchen. The largo salt cellars are of silver or of glass and two are enough on the table unless it is large, sad then tour are used. niUt.iiuLtji ODD FELLOW Csd Csst cf Caterrti end Csr Ccmp!!ssSona. Fully na ttered by Peruna. Mr. Chae. I Bauer. Grand Bcribe, Grand Encampment L O. O. F of Texas, writes from San An tonio, Texas: "Nearly two years ago I accepted a poaltlon as secretary and tree surer of one of the leading dry ..i.k. jfi e)uwus f Bailments of Galveston. X Texas. The -Ja sudden , change from a Mr. Ch.a. t, Ssuer. afy altitude to sea level proved too much tor me and I became afflicted with ca tarrh and cold In the bead, and general debility to auch an extent as to almost Incapacitate me for attending to my duties. "I wss Induced te try Psruns, and after taking several bottles In small doses I am pleased to say I waa entire ly restored to my former normal condi tion and have ever since recommended the use of Peruna to my friends." AsJr Your DruggM tor m Fret PeruaM Almmaac tor 1911. RAW FURS THE OLDEST FUB BOUSE IN JUKBOL JOSEPlfULLMAi;;!, tS-25-22 West 20tb Street HewYott Branch EftabliskaMBta andcr SUM NAME St LEIPZIG, LONDON. ' FAKIR, Omul Eaclaad t'rnace Bajloffaacl stlllaf rrprMtntatlfae hi an la ortaot Far Marknia of Itw World, dlttribati tark article wbara bMt fnulla an abulBaa, a able aa ta pay hlfkast aurkat pricas lac raw tan al all tliaca. Our Saw for Qootaltona, Shlpptaa Tafa. eta. Will k ml te aa? iMim m rrqunt. Bofomccs: Aaj Morraatlla Asncj or But, ruut khthm tux rtfa wxn emni Not serious. "I besr there are grave charges sgalnst Senator Jinks." "Whst are they?" "The sexton's bills." Baltimore American. LEWIS' "SINGLE BINDER." A handmade cigar fresh from the table, wrapped .In foil, thus keeping fresh until smoked. A fresh cigar made of good tobacco is the ideal smoke. The old, well cured tobaccoa used are so rich in quality that many who formerly smoked 10c cigars now smoke Lewis' Single Binder Straight Be. Lewis' Single Binder costs the dealer some more than other 6c cigars, but the higher price enables this fac tory to use extra quality tobacco. There are many Imitations; don't be fooled. There Is no substitute! Tell tbe dealer you want a Lewis "Single Binder." . Burning Money, Blobbs How did be make his money? Slobbs In smoking tobacco. Blobbs Is that so? I've been amoklng tobacco nearly all my life, but I never made any money at It Denver Times. Long Time Coming. Real College Boy (waiting for hla change in department store) This suspense Is simply maddening, Eame raldo! Hadn't you better start a tracer after my change? Saleswoman (meanly, but sweetly) Just like money from borne, Isn't It, Archibald? Drake Delphic A 8ettler. Maud Jack said when be proposed that be could give me only the neces saries of life. Ethel And what did you aay? Maud I told him that one of the necessaries of my life waa a husband who could supply me with the lux uries. Abssnt-Mlndod.- The professor bsd Just sneezed for the thirtieth time, and It naturally at tracted some attention. "What's the matter with the profes sor?" aaked the visitor. "He appears to have a bad cold." "Ob, no." said Madame la Profes soress. "It Is only his fearful absent mindedness. I left him In chsrge of the baby for a few momenta this morning, and when he cried be gave him the pepper-pot to play with In stead of his rattle." Harper's Wee? ly. For Breakfast ? ? ? ? ? ? ? The Happy Ecply Post A cn"p, Linfy food tiat (.leases younj ana tLi " " Vfccltsanu Economical Convedrst Serve with cream or milk (hot or cold). . "Tht Ilcsary Liters" POSTTat CI REAL CO US, Baula Crook. kUck J