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Baxter Spring? Nowa CHAS. L. SMITH, Editor ft Owner. BlXTfitt BFOINQ3 KANSA1 The all-year-around gtrl Is the best girl of all. Dame Fashion decrees women must continue to hobble. Football schedules are blossoming shyly on the sporting page. Football this year will hare to com pete with some mighty gamey politics. Next year somebody will perhaps in dent a straw' hat that will not blow off. ' One could learn to lore an aero plane because It so seldom kicks up the dust The man who stole a kitchen range was evidently determined upon going a hot pace. The man who bleached sparrows aid sold them as canaries forgot to bleach their voices. Students of Rugby have risen in re volt against the silk hat. Verily, this Is an age of treason. The only answer to be made to the query as to why man don't go to church Is that they do. Some Kansas City women are ad dicted to cigars. That town needs more smoke Inspectors. American slang Is steadily gaining 'ground over academic English. The former seems sure to arrive. Notwithstanding the large size at It a good many people are Bneezln? at this year's goldenrod crop. .' The fashions of Japanese women "who have not adopted western notions have not changed In 2,000 years. We are informed that the price of sauerkraut is going up, but there is no daw compelling any one to eat it The Queen of Spain has a solid Bll ver telephone, but Its line becomes !busy as readily as those of the plainer, leort . Much Js nbw being Bald against the Slaughter of calves, but not one word has had reference to 'the sawdust type. I Washington has started an antl jklBslng crusade, but It wliy have no effect on the office holder's love for "Msjob. '. ( : A new British ocean liner Is to have la flat for millionaires, who will pre sumably be required to prove their property. I The TVaukegan woman who. made iclothlng for her chicken Is probably preparing to go into the dressed-poul-try market Writer In New York says: "What (becomes of all the old, worn out Horses?" Evidently he never has eat- n goulash. The shingle and the slipper are jtfoomed. by the Invention of a spank ing machine by a professor in the (middle west. ' PerhapB men' are to cultivate side twhiskers Just to show that they can produce a fashion as homely as the jhobble skirt The oldest book agent in New Tork (recently died at the age of 101 years. It is well to note that his death was F natural one. : "People could live on half the food (they eat now,", says a physician.. Also perhaps we could get along with hair as many doctors. ' Panama has elected three vlce-pres-lidents. The republic may be small, tbut what ltlacks in size, It plainly is ' going to make up in jobs.' An impertinent paragrapher asks: '"How much would you le worth if you lost all your money ?" But how can we Hose what we haven't got? Contemporary opines that "some men can get a reputation for wisdom in an hour's speech." And some men can lose It In some fool remark. Baby in Pennsylvania, is said to lave eight fingers on' each . hand: When that feller grows up we'd hate to play against him in a poker game. ' 6t Paul policemen have . been or dered to use their clubs on street mashers. It is hoped the St Paul policemen are provided with r?sS. eavy clubs. ' " ' fg k ft J V A AlJi i DISPATCHES from American naval offlcers Indicate that the Insurrection In Nicaragua la on the wane, but there are Etill many bands of rebels engaged in such bush warfare as is Bhown in the accompanying photograph tuk'.n ntar Recrlo. HE SAVED Capt. W. H. Chelton Held Record . as Rescuer. Took Many Desperate Risks, Braving Gales and Iceflows In Chesapeake Bay to Get Perishing Crews Ashore. Baltimore, Md. Capt William H. Chelton, a Chesapeake bay command er, died at his home In Lawsonia, a suburb of this city, the other day, aged sixty-nine years. Captain Chel ton had been a sailor from his youth and commanded a vessel when he was fifteen years old. Captain Chelton had a record un equaled in America for saving human lives, thCEcore to bis credit being 83, and his work in this direction begin ning in August, 1859, when, as a boy of fifteen years, he leaped into the ba sin in Baltimore, at the foot of Cal vert street and saved a girl who had fallen overboard. An effort was made to raise a purse for the lad, but he re fused to accept anything and he never for his subsequent rescues earned a cent. To his dying day, however, he was proud of a United States medal awarded by congress in 1902, follow ing the publication in the Sun of an ac count of his Tlfework of humane en deavor. Captain Chelton. though a P"eat life saver, has also taken a life. This was when he was a deputy sheriff of Somerset county. On May 28, 1907, he attempted to arrest Frederick Long, who was wanted for larieny. He ordered long to surrender, but the man fired twice at him and then Chel ton used his pistol. . The man Bhot twice again and ran through a field, where he was found dying with a bul let in his lungs. On that occasion, too, he drove several miles with the wounded man to get medical aid. Captain Chelton was born in North umberland county, Virginia. In 1844. but llved in Maryland during nearly all of Us lire. He was of medium height but had the breadth of shoulders and depth of chest which betoken great strength Hat May Cost f 011.90. . San Francisco. Six hundred and eleven dollars for a bit of dainty head gear that Mrs. Tiny" Holmes, the wife, of a tobacconist, describes as a "peach of a hat" may have to be paid by her husband If the court decides against him. Mrs. Holmes bought the hat at the price, of $30, but Mr. Holmes refused to pay the bill. The mllliner'sued. She won. but Holmes appealed and again appealed when Judgment went against. him for the second time. Attorneys' fees and costs have piled up until the amount due Is $dll.90. Holmes will keep on appeal ing, be says, po matter If the cost of the hat runs into the millions. Husband Is Too "Spoony." Fort Worth. Tex. "A month of spooning after marriage , is enough." avers Mrs. Laura Seaman In her suit for dlyorce filed against Arthur Sea man, to whom she was marled July 10 last, "My husband hugged me with such frequency and so often in view of the public" she add. : "that . his demonstrative affection became em barrassing. . He showed anger when I proUsted." INSURRECTION III NICARAGUA . A' v ' t.V N , Si 5 83 LIVES and a pair of sturdy legs which stood him In good 6tead in many feats of swimming by which he saved men on the deep. He also made Beveral res cues on land and saved three women from being killed by trains. He Is said to have had ample cause for believing republics ungrateful, for he joined the Union army at the out break of the Civil war, expecting a bounty of $300 besides his pay for a long service. When his term of en listment was over and he settled up with Uncle Sam he received a check for $6 which, he was told, was all that was coming to him. He never cashed the check, but kept it as a souvenir. During a greater part of his time in the army he was piloting federal gun boats In Maryland and Virginia wa ters on blockade duty. In this service he piloted three gunboats in an attack on Cherrystone, the fight lasting from Marly afternoon until the next morn ing. Rescues by Capt. W. H. Chelton: 1859 August Rescued girl at bead of basin. 1863 Fourteen United States sol diers. 1863 Two men at Pungoteague. swimming 100 yards to reach them. 1871 Man clinging to North point buoy. 1871 John W. Crisfield at Crlsfleld, Md. 1872 Girl at Crlsfleld. 1874 Girl, fifteen years old. Cris field." 1878 Nine men from a boat off Sharpe Island. . 1878 Nine members of crew of schooner Northampton in Magothy river. 1887 Captain and crew of five from sloop Samuel Bruster at Hog Island In the Potomac. 1S88 Captain and crew of three of schoner Stelfull at Tally point Mary land. 1889 Captain and son and crew of four of pungy Fleetwlng in Tangier sound. 1889 Picked up two men adrift in boat on coast of North Carolina. 1890 Man. two girls and a boy at Tangier island. . 1895 February 13 Captain and , -T' VVttt'''7ir "" SEES GROWTH OF LUNACY Dr. Forbes Wlnslow Declares There Will Be More Insane Than Sane In 300 Years. London. There will be more luna tics In the world than sane, people three hundred years hence, was the prophecy Dr. Forbes Wlnslow made. This prophecy is based upon the pres ent rate of the growth' of lunacy as revealed by decent returns. Doctor Wlnslow expressed -strong disagreement with the etatement made at the Eugenics congress by Doctor Mott to the effect that increase in lunacy was more apparent than real, and told a press representative that in making such a statement Doc tor Mott apparently referred to. Lon don only. Dr. Forbes Wlnslow said that from his knowledge of the prog ress of lunacy in all parts of the world he had come to the conclusion that "we are rapidly approaching a mad world." He aSded: "la every part of the world civilization J ad vancing, and so lasan.lty is also bound WANING 1 u E r. ' -J" crew' of five from schooner 12. 0. Thomas at Point Lookout 1895 February 15 Thirteen men from schooners R. H. Dougherty and Lightning, landing them in the Patux ent Rescues on land: - Woman at Salisbury pulled from in front of an engine. Misses Mary Tawes and Nettle Crockett, knocked into a ditch at Salisbury, Md, from in front of a train. IMMIGRANT IS 7 FT. 2 INCHES Ship Has to Provide a Special Berth for Giant Pole, Twenty-Two Years Old. Philadelphia, Pa. Ignatius Zlemax us who arrived here with 614 other immigrants on the Print Adalbert of the Hamburg-American line, from Hamburg, came to the United States to grow up with the country. Ills ambition would seem to be doomed to dlsaDoolntment for Igna tius, who Is twenty-two years old, has thriven so well in his native una that he stands seven feet two Inches above the earth. - Zlemazus comes from Poland, and is a farmer. He had to occupy a spe cial berth because of his size, and at table no one could sit opposite him be cause of the length of his legs. To th'e immigration inspectors he said he would go west to purchase a farm, and If he met a suitable young woman he would make her his wife. Zlemazus was well supplied with money. - " Bad weather is chronicled for near ly every day of the voyage in the log of the Adalbert whjch arrived one day late. Its 138 cabin passengers, most ly tourists returning home after a so iourn in Eurooe. remained below decks during a greater part of the passage. The dark bold of the big liner was a veritable child's toyland, there, being nearly three hundred big cases filled with playthings. - Look for the Pink Tint Washington. D. C "Girls with plnk fir,ioi foAth have a lovina disnosltlon nd will make 'rood wives." declared s Weill nfomlnent den tis't of Fargo, "N. Dn at the National Dentists' convention here. to advance. There were 86,763 regis tered lunatics in 1859. but l35,ouo at the present day. That showed the alarming increase." If Doctor Mott's theory is accepted, we Bhall wake un when it is too late to nrevent a further increase. What happened to the pauper class in Lon don, as an alleged proof against tne real increase of lunacy, was very much beside the question, taken as a whole. Fifty years ago there was one lunatic in 575 of the population, but now one in 236. . At that rate of prog ress, he said, in three hundred years' time there would be, more lunatics in the world than sane people. - "Votes for Women" en Checks. NawDort In order to advertise the suffrage ccuse, Mrs. O. N. P. Belmont has had "votes for women-' stamps on all her bank chocks. Some men's idea of Juck Is to ows more than tn7 can pay. . - . BACKACHE A-SIGNAL OF DISTRESS rln!nthetackU the kidney' algnal ofdlatrcM. If tlila timely warnlnglalir norel,lher U jrr 4nirer of dropsy, travel, nrlo polwio if, or Bright' dls- Wlien yoa bare VCMon to napect your kidneys. ue a aperlal kidney medicine. Doan'a Kidney Pllla relievo weak, congested kidney care b a o k e li e regulate the urine. Good proof In Hie following etate menu CONVINCING TESTIMONY Jamea XL Poyntr. Thompson Ave.. BoMVllle, III., eaye: 1 was laid up with kldncr trouble. Th pain In my back waa o bad that I oouldn I inpve. The kidney aeeretlooa were In terrible condmon. An acquaintance advlsrd me to try Doan'a Kidney Pills and I did so. They made me well and during the past four year I have had no further trouble." . Ct Doan'a at Any Dn Store, 50c a Bon DOAN'S Kl?&V FOSTER-MILBURN CO.. Buff.lo.Nev York W. N. U., Kansas City, No. 40-1912. ARRESTING FLIGHT OF TIME aiaaMeaaM German Scientists Advise the Eating of Egg Shells by Those Who Ap proach Old Age. . Two Germans, deep thinkers Pro fessors Emmerich and Loewe state that egg shellB eaten increase the power of resistance against "he with ering blight of time," add weight to' the body, activity to the brain and strength to the heart; that they de stroy injurious bacilli, prevent inflam mation and disease and lend courage and energy. This reminds me, Phil ip Hale writes in the Boston Herald, of the preparation advertised. in Lon don thirty or more years ago as re moving superfluous hair, being an ex cellent substitute for table butter, none genuine unless stamped on. the blade. Eustace Miles, the English court tennis player and vegetarian, says he bad an old nurse who used to eat egg shells and crunch them Joy fully between the teeth that happened to meet, and .she said she ate the shells because they "shaved the hair off Inside of the throat" The discov ery of the German scientist is pecull-' arty welcome to dwellers by the ocean, for it is a well known fact that If you do not break egg shells the witches will put out to sea In them to wreck vessels, and if you burn' the : shells the bens will cease to lay. Furthermore, as eggs are now absurd ly high even case eggs In the neigh borhood it seems a pity to waste any part of them. Almost Entirely. "Dick" Quay, at the Congress hotel In Chicago, was talking about a no torious politician. "And he's worth eleven mlllloEs,', Mr. Quay ended. "And is an entirely self-made man, too, I believe," said a correspondent "Entirely so," Mr. Quay answered, except for nine thick coats of white wash that have been applied to him by various investigating committees." Rudely Interrupted. This is the parting of the ways fc "Who left the switch open?" sn-sBBBaeeBeeaaalBsaBetBnjS""" It is easier to go broke In a hurry than it Is to get rich Chick. v UIRn TO SEE. Even Vhen the Facts About Ccffes are Plain.. It in curious how people will refasa to belle,ve what one can clearly see. Tell the average man or woman that " V 1 An V,if nnmiilatlvn .TtOiannOUB UIOJ pivn vui wuiM"-" w affect of caffeine the alkaloid in tea and coffee tends to weaken the hearty upset the nervous system and cause Indigestion, and they may laugh at you if they don't know the facts. Prove it by science or by practical demonstration in the recovery ot cor fee drinkers from the above condi tions, and a large per cent or tne nu man family will shrug their shoulders, take some drugs and keep on drink ing rrffp or tea. - - " "Coffee never agreed with me nor with several members of our house hold." writes a lady. "It enervates, - ..t.a a faeYtntr tt languor and heaviness. It was only by leaving off coffee and using Postnm that we discovered the cause and way ' out of these His. , The only reason, I am sure- why Postnm is not nsed altogether to the ( exclusion of ordinary coffea is, many persons do not know and do not seem willing to learn the facts and how to prepare this nutritious beverage. There's only one way according to. directions boll It fully 15 minutes. iianmBene na n ii r.naHLHB aaa a wv - w Then It Is delicious." Name .given Postnm Co, Battle Creek, Mich. Real, the little book, The Itoaa w veu Tllle," la pkgs. ."There's a reason." 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