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&• & S&i- ......... aKK1' .-•• '^ivy ¥-". -iX.2?' ,' rr. V '"V" ^3^4^'"" u- tr. cc, f- ^•r* "5-r & rvj pJ-^pk 2 rt»r Jt ll ?l VOL. XIII. NO. 31 GIBRALTAR OF THE PACIFIC. GUNS IN A CRATER *fhe Mighty Defenses of Oahu Make That Lovely Island a Veritable Fir« Lined Wall of Steel, Behind Which Crouches "Hhe Lion of Hawaii/' DIAMOND HEAD, UNCLE SAM'S I AVA FOkTRESS IN HAWAII Diamond Head, that monumental ele vation of lava which stands out so prominently on the Honolulu side of the lovely island of Oahu. Hawaii. U the one and only original crater in th« world which is being devoted to the use of the army of a great power. The island of Oahu is the key to the Pacific, and Uncle Sam carries that key on a chain in his capacious pocket. At any time war breaks out Hncle Sam's hand, which has not lost its cunning, will go to that pocket with the swiftness of a western sheriff, and the result will bo a roar of guns which will be heard around the world. The roar will be contributed to by the guus Of Fort Ruger, which are at the base of Diamond Head on the landward side. From Diamond Head, called by poets "the Lion of Hawaii," to Pearl Harbor, named by newspaper writes "the Gib raltar of the Pacific." there is a chain of forts which makes Oahu one of the greatest fortresses in the world. When in Houolulu the writer had the pleas ure of working with Albert Pierce Taylor, who has been spoken of as "the recognized literary authority on things pertaining to Pearl Harbor and the defenses of Hawaii." He said on one occasion: "Uncle Sam has declared to the world that he is on guard in the Pa cific. At Pearl Harbor is Fort Kaiue haineha. with its battery of twelve inch guns at the mouth of Honolulu harbor will be a battery of small guns at Fort De Kussy, Walkiki. a battery of fourteen Inch guns, while at Dia mond Head a battery of eight mortars has been manned for some few years. Within the extinct crater of Diamond Head Gibraltar-like galleries have been constructed, and in one of them an observatory has been established. The fire control for all the Oahu coast batteries has been located in this gal lery. From this station the tire of the guns of all the forts can be directed by the electric telegraph. The guns of Pearl Harbor cross those of Diamond Head and with the batteries between make a veritable wall of steel." After inspecting the guns at Fort Ruger two of us. with a soldier guide, walked to the entrance of the gallery which has been bored through the lava and sandstone which compose the steep sides of the crater of Diamond Head. A sentry barred the way. The permit was produced and proved the open sesame. The heavy irou door at the entrance to the volcanic passage was swung buck. and. with a soldier in front and another in the rear, the visitors started down the gallery. A single narrow gauge track ran the entire length of the passage. On this steel small trucks had been pushed by the soldiers, who loaded and unloaded the debris which army comrades had dug from the walls of the crater. The tics were broken in places, and the guide issued a warning to step carefully. On first stepping into the gallery the darkness, after the tropical sunlight was of the kind that Milton described as visible. Only a few steps had been taken before the light at the far end of the gallery was easily seea. Instead of the barren lava bowl, "hard as flint and as smooth as glass, as the picture man so pic* -esquely puts it the inside of th». crater was found to be grass covered, with trees and bushes standing here and there, which drew their moisture from the "liquid sunshine/'^as the Honolulu peo ple charmingly describe the rain. The guide pointed out the observa tory high up on the Ewa side of the crater from which officers direct the shooting by the men who man the big guns at the fort outside the crater. Those men never see the target at which they aim far out at sea. The projectiles from the high powered guns pass over the crater, and by telephone from the observatory the men learn whether they have made a hit or miss. They generally score a hit. In the event of a war involving the United States on the Pacific-the crater of Diamond Head may indeed prove "the Lion of Hawaii." as Frances Bent Dillingham, a Honolulu poet, has described it. and "if once stirred his paw could sweep a navy to its death If once aroused his roar would soon be heard across the sea and echoed 'from the sky."—Harold Sands in Los Angeles Times. Two Views. The senior partner was talking to the Junior partner. "I notice the bookkeeper stays after office every evening." "Good sign. He's willing tB work." "Bad sign. Must be monkeying with the books."—Louisville Courier-Journal A Truo Optimist. An optimist is a man who, despite experience, hopes to recover from the exenses of his summer vacation in time to meet nis Christinas bills in January.—Louisville Courier-Journal. ECCENTRICITY OF GENIUS. fcn the Days Tfeat Are Gone It May Have Been Due to Eye Strain. It seems that at last genius is dis covered not to be allied to insanity, but that rather all Its eccentricities are due to eye strain. Brain specialists, for instance, are as serting that if rarlvle had had proper ly adjusted glasses and good electric light to work by instead of a skylight over his desk, and that illumined by a London fog much of the time, he would not have been such a grumbler and dyspeptic, in fact, eye strain was the cause of all his eccentricities. All geniuses, in fact, would have been optimistic, says science now. if they had only had bifocal glasses at the right time. The same unnormal eyesight is given as the cause of uiany tragic paintings. That famous artist. Turner, would never have painted the slave ship in a storm, but would rather have depicted the peaceful landscapes that so many artists paint when their eyes are properly fitted with glasses. Wagner, too. if he had worn the cor rect spectacles and had had that decid ed tilt to one eye remedied, probably would never have' written about Wal kyrie and dragons, but would have written pleasant dances and even ragtime instead. Darwin also was another victim of eye strain. Doubtless lie would never have given to the world his theory of evolution which stirred society up if his eyes had been normal. De Quincey suffered from bad eyes. Surely he would never have taken opium if he had had glasses. But then, on the other hand, the world would have missed his opium dreams. And. after all is considered, scientists conclude society could better dispense with spectacles than with geniuses. London Tit-Bits. COOK WITHOUT FIRE. New Zealand Maoris Prepare Their Food In Nature's Kitchens. The Maoris of northern New Zea land enjoy cooked food to a far great er extent than other uatives, but they never bother with tire. They build their huts on the edge of some "friend ly" geyser, where they may cook in nature's kitchen. The methods of this primitive people living in so strange a neighborhood are described by Max Hera in "New Zealand." On a spot which superstition would associate witli death and the devil the huts of about 200 Maoris lie scattered —the remnant of the once warlike tribe of Tuhourangi. It is lucky that these simple folk ueed no kitchen, for na ture has built for them the best of all cooking appliances and saved them endless trouble with the stove, gas company or coal merchant. A pond of boiling water lies in the middle of the settlement. In this the Maori woman puts her water kettle to boil or hangs the wide meshed flax bag filled with potatoes ami waits un til they are cooked. True, the potatoes cooked in their skins taste a little of sulphur, but that is the right flavor for a Maori palate—the haut gout for the brown gourmet. For the cooking of meats the fuma roles. or holes through which steam escapes from the ground, are used, box with a wooden grating for a bot ton is placed on the ground over the hole. In this the Maori woman places the meat, well covered with tin or iron pots. An old sugar bag is then spread over the box, and the crude apparatus is left until the imprisoned steam has completely cooked the joint A Famous Lampoon. It is handed down in tradition that the caustic comment "he n«ver says a foolish thing nor ever-does a wise one' was written in Whitehall on the eham ber door of King Charles II. The wit who created the lampoon seems never to have felt it quite prudent to estab lish his authorship, but there is ex cellent reason to accord it to John Wilruot, earl of Rochester. The text of the inscription is: Here lies our sovereign lord the king, Whpse word no man relies on. He never says a foolish thing Nor ever does a wise one. —New York Snn. Bradshaw and the Months. Although the provision "D. V.'* has never figured on railway time tables, a close examination of Bradshaw re veals a trace of strong religious feel* ing. On the cover the months are re ferred to by their numerals—"1st mo.' for January, "2d mo." for February and so on. Bradshaw .as a Quaker ob Jected to taking the names of the months from heathen emperors and deities, and this prejudice has been perpetuated since the first issue of the time table ii 1841.—London Answers. Fatal Mistake. Some years ago in a mining town a man was found dead in his hotel room hanged to a bedpost by his suspend t*rs. The jury of miners brought in the following verdict at the coroner's in quest: "Deceased came to his death by rotning home fuil and mistaking him lelf for his pants."—Argonaut .. A. I -f .* A- SHAW, THE ECCENTRIC. His Personality Compels Him to Wear Cocoa Colored Clothes. I tote order in all things," said George Bernard Shaw at a public meeting some time ago. "For this reason 1 am not content with ordering my life I also order ray personality. have cocoa colored hair, so I wear rocoa colored clothes and drink cocoa." Shaw today has reached the position becoming a public* institution. For more than twenty years be has suc ceeded in fulfilling his boast that every day some leading paper would have something to say about him. George Bernard Shaw is the jester at the court of King Demos. When years ago he was appointed dramatic critic to a well known journal he re fused to obey the Ironclad regulation that occupants of the stalls must wear evening dress. The first night he was stopped at the door of a theater by an attendant. "What do you object to'" Inquired Shaw. "My cocoa colored jacket?" The attendant assented. "Very well then." said the critic, "I will remove it." And the next moment he wa striding up the aisle in his shirt sleeves. "That won't do. sir!" shouted the at tendant. running after him. "Won't do?" exclaimed Shaw With a fine assumption of indignation. "Do you think I'm going to take off any more?" The nonplussed attendant handed him his jacket and Shaw took his seat in the stalls triumphantly. During the first nine years this bril liant man was in London his earnings from literature brought him the prince ly sum of £(5. Now he has an income of several thousands a year. Of that period which lie spent in want he says with his characteristic candor: "My mother worked for my living instead of preaching that it was my duty to work for her therefore, take off jovje hat to her and blush. I did not throw myself into the struggle for life threw my mother into it. I was not a staff to my father's old age 1 hung on to his coat tails."—London Life. A CURIOUS LOVE SCENE. Roehefort Sprang a Surprise on the Troubled Couple. Roehefort could be very democratic on occasions. I remember an amusing Incident which occurred when Roche fort was in London. His French cham bermaid fell in love with his English ••oachman. and they were engaged to be married. John, who never spoke of Roehefort otherwise than as "the mar quee." gloomily informed Charlotte that their project must be kept a pro found secret, for it was a custom in aristocratic houses in London that when servants in the same household became encaged to be married they were promptly dismissed. Charlotte could hardly believe this, but John as sured her that it was so At last Charlotte took her courage in two hands and. dragging the trembling John behind her. advanced into the awesome presence of "the marquee' while he was taking coffee after lunch. I was present and witnessed the scene. "Monsieur Roehefort." said the cham bermaid boldly. "I have something to tell you." Roehefort-Tell me. my child. Charlotte—John loves me. and I love John, and we want to be married. (John went as pale as a sheet.* Does monsieur see any objection? Roehefort ihls great blue eyes danc ing with fun. his arms raised in the air)—Objection, ray children, objection? What earthly objection can I have? Venez done que Je vous embrasse! (Come and let me embrace you.) And. to the utter amazement of John he heartily kissed both young lovers on both cheeks. —Westminster Gazette. Can't Escape Lime Salts. In answer to a communication from a lay correspondent, who expresses his belief that "the lime in common water has much to do with bringing on old age." the London Lancet says that while that opinion is common, it is, of course, fatuous. To those people who believe that water Is the only possible channel by which lime salts are con veyed to the organism the writer says "Lime salts are Inseparable from the common, everyday articles of food, so that if hard water were left out of the dietary there would still be secured a large Intake of lime salts, which could only be avoided by a hunger strike." Woman and Clothes. One can't help thinking what a col orless life a man Is forced to lead when one reflects that chiffon and Venetian point and hand embroidery and Irish crochet are to him mere empty words "whereas a woman, whether she is in terested in babies, or microbes, or hus bands, or poetry, or servants, or paral lelograms, or gardens, or Plato, or bridge, is fundamentally and always interested In clothes.—"Daddy Long legs," by Jean Webster. In a Dilemma. "What are you crying for, Bobble?" "Boo-hoo! Willie's broke his arm an* if I lick him all the fellers will say I'm a coward." "Why don't you wait till he's well?' "Boo-hoo! I can't lick him then. St Paul Pioneer Press. Picking Up. "How's collections at your church Brudder HamboneV" "Much better since we got a one armed man to pass de plate."—Wash ington Herald. Kept the Better Half. Algy—You say she only partially re» turned your affections? Clarence—Yes She returned all the love letters, but retained all the Jowelry.-Brooklyn Clt Uext I LLE BUTLER COIJNTY PRESS. A NATURAL RIDDLE Attraction of Gravitation Is Yet That Wonderful Force That Di rects and Regulates Moons, Planets, 8uns and Stars Without Visible Means of Conneotion Is Inexplicable. The mystery of mysteries in science is the attraction of gravitation—that very force of nature that is the most familiar to us all. It seems strange that the most familiar thing in the world should be at the same time the most inexplicable, but so It is. In order to see clearly wherein the mystery consists, let us first consider what gravitation appears to be. It is gravitation that gives ttie property of weight to all bodies. If there were no gravitation we could float like thistle downs and infinitely better than this tledowns, for they. too. are finally brought down by gravitation. It is gravitation that brings a can non ball eventually to the earth, no matter how swiftly it may be project ed. The faster it starts the farther it will go. but during every second of its flight it drops the same distance ver tically toward the earth, whether the speed imparted to it by the powder is 500 or 3.000 feet per second. Gravita tion acts on a moving body exactly as well as on one at rest. It is gravitation that, curbs the mo tion of the moon and keeps it in an orbit of which the earth is the active focus. So, too. it Is gravitation that gov erns the earth in its motion around the sun. preventing it from flying away Into boundless space. Astronomy shows that gravitation acts between all the plants and all the stars and controls their motions with respect to one an other. Now. this mysterious force appears to be an attraction, as if there were elas tic cords connecting all the bodies in space and tending to draw them to gether. But space, as far as our senses can detect, is empty. There are no elastic cords and no physical connec tions whatever between astronomical bodies or between a flying stone or cannon ball and the earth. How, then can there be an attraction? In order that a body may be attracted or drawn there must be something to draw it. Gravitation does the trick, but com pletely hides from us the mechanism through which it acts. We can discov er no mechanism at all. When an unfortunate aeroplanlst drops from his machine at a height of a thousand feet he begins at once to fall toward the earth as if It were pull ing him. But how can it pull if it has nothing to pull with? You may think at first sight that it is the air which acts as an intermediary, but that is not so. because the earth and the moon "pull" upon one another with a force erpial to the strength of a steel cable f00 miles in diameter. But there is no air and no other tangible thing iu the open space. 240.000 miles across, that gaps between the moon and the earth. Then, gravitation exerts the same force at every instant No matter how fast the falling aeronaut may be de scending at any moment, gravitation will keep on adding speed as if he had Just started. Disregarding the slight retardation produced by the resist!nee of the air, he will fall sixteen feet in the first second, forty-eight feet in the second second, eighty feet in the third second, gaining thirty-two feet in his velocity during every second after the first. From a height of 1,000 feet he will come down in about eight seconds, and will strike the ground with a velocity of about feet per second. From a height of 10.HJ0 feet he would fall in about twenty-five seconds and would strike with a velocity of 400 feet per second. The same kind of calculation can be applied to the gravitation between the earth and the moon, if the moon were not in motion across the direc tion of the earth's "pull" it would fall to the earth in about 110 hours. Now, to returu to the mystery, how is this force exerted? Is it really a pull, as it seems to be? The answer to which science is tending Is that in stead of being a pull, gravitation Is a push in other words, that the falling aerouaut is pushed toward the ground and the moon is pushed toward the earth. On the face of it one might think that nothing was gained by this theory, because it seems as impossible that a pusb should be exerted without a tangible connection as a pull. But the clew is found in the supposed prop ertles of that invisible, intangible, all pervading medium called the ether. This, to be sure, is explaining one mystery by another, for we know nothing about the ether except that it couveys the waves of light and elec tricity: but, at any rate, it affords a conceivable explanation of gravitation Dr. Charles F. Brush's theory regards the ether is being filled with a pecul iar form of waves and that material bodies may intercept these waves in such a way as to be pushed toward one another on account of the diraln ished effect of the ether waves in the space between the bodies.—Garrett Servlss in New York Journal. if yon know bow to spend less than you get you have the philosopher's stone.--Benjamin Franklin. SLxiP-. ^r»* of a Mystery to Science. IT CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE. Cuzco's original plan was. singularly enough, that of the Roman camp, a quadrangle divided by two intersecting streets into quarters, with a gate on »ach face and towers at the angles. The Incas. like the citizens of the United States, had no more definite name for their country than Tavan tinsuya, the Empire of the Four Prov lnces. The four streets of the capital, prolonged by great roads, divided it Into four main provinces, each under the dominion of its governor. When their people came to Cuzco they lodged In their own quarter, where they ad hered to their national costumes and the customs of their own province. The city today retains the same general plan, its two principal streets being virtually the old main thorough fares. Its two eastern quarters lie upon steep hillsides: the two western are in the valley, where runs a little river, the Huatanay. spanned by bridges. The northeast quarter was the Pala tine hill of this South American Rome and contains the palnces of the kings, for each Inca. after the manner of the Roman emperors, built his own abode, scorning to live in that of his prede cessor.—Scribner's Magazine. HISTORIC NOTRE DAME. Checkered Career of the Wonderful Parisian Cathedral. Some account of the history and vicissitudes of Notre Dame appears in the London Strand Magazine. The first cathedral was erected in the year 528 by Childebert and afterward de molished, the same site being used for the present building, which was begun in 1163 and finished in 1351. Alexander III. laid the foundation stone, the first mass being celebrated by the patriarch Heraclius. The grand old building has been sorely beset by many dangers and has witnessed many strange and stirring scenes. The reign of terror in 1793 led t« such disgraceful orgies within the pre cincts of the cathedral that it wa* closed to the pubiic as a place of di vine worship in 1794. but was reopen ed In 1802 by Napoleon The interior has suffered severely at times at the hands of the mob and individuals The worst offender was perhaps Louis XIV., who. carrying out his father's vow, caused the destruction of the fourteenth century stalls, the high al tar embellished with gold and silver statuettes, the cloisters, tombs and unique stained glasswork. In 1845 restoration was necessary in many parts of the building, the work being successfully undertaken by Lassus. Vlollet le Due and Boeswlllwald. In 1871. also during the commune. Notre Dame was menaced with grave dangers owing to the fury of the communists, who. having effected an entrance, collected all the available chairs and other combustible material and. piling them In a bonfire, drench ed with oil in the center of the choir attempted to destroy the cathedral by fire. The evil designs of the in cendiaries were, however, happily frustrated by the arrival of the na tional guard. Misters Are Second Class. Though one cannot decide what is a lady by rule of thumb, there are cer tain kindred problems that can be solved In that way, and the railway company knows how to solve them. Are you, for instance, an esquire or only a plain mister? The railway com pany can tell at once. If you hold a second class season ticket any letter comes addressed to Mr. Blank, but if you rise to a first class you become at once A. Blank, Esq. That Is where the railway has the pull over the mo torbus, on which there are no classes. London Globe. One Worse. Blnks, with a yawn, said to a fish erman: "Time ain't very valuable to you brother that's plain. Here I been a-watchln' you three hours, and you ain't had a bite!" "Well," drawled the fisherman, "my time's too valuable, anyhow, to waste three hours of it watehin' a feller fish that ain't gettin' a bite."—San Fran isco Call. Habits of the Hired Man. "Well, did them moving picture peo pie get pictures of everything on the farm "Everything but the gosh blamed hired man." said Fanner Heck. "They couldn't ketch him in motioa."-—Kan sas City Journal. Cheering. Mrs. Knagg- If 1 were to die you'd never get another wife like me. Knagg —It's very kind of you to say that— Boston Transcript. Method is the hinge of business, and there Is uo method without order and punctuality. Hannah More. ,'" ^'Vl' HAMILTON, OHIO, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 7, 1918. $1.00 PER TEAR CUZCO AND THE INCAS. Peru's Anoient City Was on the Plan the Roman Camp. The ancient city of Cuzco, when first viewed by European eyes. was. accord ing to the best authorities, a great and wealthy municipality of perhaps 200, 000 souls. How old it was at that time we have scant means of knowing. Garcllasso would have us believe that there were only thirteen Incas in the royal family line from Manco Capac to Huayna Capac. Montesinos, on the other hand, assures us that the Incas ruled a thousand years! Which are we to believe? No written history of the race exists—only the records of the Juipus, those queer knotted strings which were the Incas' sole documents and for which no archaeologist has as yet discovered the key, the Itosetta stone. 5 i 1 a N ," Geo. Bast & Son 332-6 high St. ii ,". Citate STOVES & RANGES Made In Hamilton Sj.M Reg. U. S. Pat. Office Ask the'rnan who builds them" S O Y Peliabie Dealers in Dry Goods, Carpets, Cloaks, Q,ueens\f are Millinery. Reuse Furnishings .Voss-Holbrock Stamps with all Cash Purchases. eet him at s Gor. 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