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»fj«'^v "j a ,SJ S Horizontal. 1—Relattag to hundred •—The ecatrabiM &•—Watchful 11—Mualcal lutnlmrt U—later 14—Food watilalag (elatla IB—Thua M—Stir IT—Completely 15—Shelter 1*—Definite article (Freaeh) II Poorly SI—Bo41ea water It ^ubiuace used aieUelaaUy -Distributed -Seed of a (aka«MU Tlat IB—Looki for Slope »T—Vehicle rm**«ra S»—Karth N—Dama op II—Forward -Belonging to It -Female horaea •4—-Th» aun SB N o I x«n ••—Spring ST—Noisy 8 A mnacle Deceitful Smella Krone!7 O Crmda form of atepa The solution wdl The Press, Hamilton, Ohio. My Dear Fellow "Bolsheviks": I was very much grieved the past week to learn that your wonderful city was to be given over to the gam biers, bootleggers, porch climbers, stick-ups, safe blowers and a few other gentlemanly craftsmen. The Times-Star of Cincinnati printed sev eral columns from a perfectly reliable, blown-in-the-bottle special corres pondent or reporter, who was assign ed to cover the story. His was a lurid tale, and thus it dawned upon me that inasmuch as your city had reverted to the wild and wooly west style, it would no longer be safe for me to visit you, even with a last year's model Studebaker. The high-jackers would take my supply of gasoline, strip me of my wearing apparel, and thus, like in the olden times, leave me lie alongside the highway, waiting in vain for the good Samaritan that would fail to put in an appearance. Gloom Gloom must have been the one-piece union suit worn by the T.-S.'s special emissary, for on Satur day I chanced to read in the Post that your wonderful city had not been given over to the mob, and that the brand of "moon" that reporter must have come in contact with was prob- Solution of Puzzle No. 1. Apr vTk A if^w^-vc '*c i- CROSS-WORD PUZZLE No. 2 "THE HEAVENLY STAIRWAY" You're likely to trip up If you try to ascend or descend too rapidly. alow, watch your Interlock, and this "cuss-word puzzle" will five yon A lot of fun. -5 :.f w *p In next iaaoe Writer of T.-S. Article On Hamilton Conditions Knows "Moon," Says Kaleidoscope E N UAiY Start Each Week Wearing A Clean Suit Your friends and business asso ciates DO notice your clothes, so LET your appearance be favor able. THE HILZ BROS. CO. clean and press suits for only a little more than you pay for pressing alone. Men's Business Suits Overcoats or Cravenettes Cleaned and Pressed $1.00 For Service Phone 4 or 157 Tlie HILZ BROS. Co. Cleaners—Dyers—Carpet Cleaners We have but one location: First Step Over the Bridge. Under the Management of JOSEPH HILZ Fostering the Practice of Right Busings Principles 'jmpq^y ?r Vertical 1—Myatlc art X—Evade 8—Roman emperor *—Aanay •—By Bulging part T—To unite rafty a order that 11—Small rooma 12—t'ook In oven 14—Magtatrate IB—Clmrt 17—Hero of a drama kr Goethe 18—Permits to escape 20—Burn with iron 21—Planta 22—Co I lege supervisors 28—Consider* 24—Flat dish 20—Slumber 26—VlMcoun mad 27—To deprive 28—Anything that aattea cuacBta 50—Anctlona 51—To tousle 88—Filth 84—Bartered M—Bind together' 87—Boy 88—iOxlat 8e—Musical not* ably carried with him from Cincin nati. And thus, the reason for writing you, and extending congratulations that you were not as bad as you have been painted. Too bad the Times-Star is such a bum alarmist. What chance is there for a bolshevik when citizens can take care of themselves? KALEIDOSCOPE. UNCLE SAM BILKED Tricky Taxpayers Cheat Government Out of Mil lions, Finds Senate's Washington.—The senate tax in vestigating committee, headed by Sen ator Couzens, of Michigan, has dis covered that the government is an nually losing millions of dollars by sharp practices of corporations and wealthy individuals. The favorite form of taxation eva sion, particularly in the larger in comes, is through a reduction of cap ital losses. This practice alone has cost the government millions of dol lars, and is far in excess, committee members say, of the loss from tax exempt securities which has been blamed by Secretary of the Treasury Mellon as the most costly form of tax dodging. Transactions known "washed sales" are a favorite device for charging off capital losses. A taxpayer, confronted with the necessity of paying large sums to the government, sells stocks which have depreciated in value. He computes the difference between the buying and the selling price, deducts the loss from his earnings, scales down his tax and then buys the stock back the next day. Amortization and depletion of na tural resources are other methods which are used by income tax dodg ers, who make excessive claims for amortization, alleging that they pur chased excess facilities for war pur poses. The committee has found many evidences of what is termed "laxity by income tax officials, who hold wide differences of opinion when called upon to make decisions. The committee, it is stated, will attempt to close these tax-dodging holes. WANT LOWER BREAD COSTS Washington.—Private bread con sumers in the District of Columbia are paying 9 cents a loaf, while the same grade of bread is sold to the navy department for 3.69 cents, said Congressman Brand, of Ohio, in sup port of his standard bread bill. He said this legislation concerns the largest single food item in the United States and that the public Is not pro tected in its bread supply. He discussed in detail the bread supply of the army and navy, em phasizing the cost to the federal gov ernment on this one item. "An enor mous profit in bread making has been made the last four years," he said. Cornelia Makes a Selection By H. IRVING KING (Copyright.) COKNELIA BL1V1N was a spoiled child. Her father had amassed so much money that he could not tell exactly how rich he was himself. Her mother was a languid, drowsy, corpu lent woman, who believed that "there was no joy but calm." Being an only child, heiress-apparent to her father's millions, Cornelia might have been married twenty times over If she had warted to. But she didn't want to. Then suddenly she took it Into her head that she did want to. "Mother," said she one day, "1 am going to And Cornelia, who, when she had taken a resolution, was not in the habit of letting the grass grow under her feet, ordered out her own particu lar motor and went down to her fath er's office to tell him what he might expect. She regarded It as a mere matter of form—but Cornelia was rath er a stickler for form. "Father," she breezed when she was alone with her parent in his private office, "I am going to be married." "Bless me, child said Blivin. "Who to?" "Oh, I haven't decided yet. I shall this week," she warbled. For the first time In his life Blivin displayed a tendency to go contrary to his daughter's wishes. "Hum," said he. "This Is a serious matter. There are lots of fellows who would be anxious to marry you just to get at my money." "Goodness gracious, father," cried Cornelia, "don't you suppose there are men who would be willing to marry me just for myself?" "Perhaps," growled Blivin, "but If there are any such I'd like to know them first and be sure. Look here, 1 tell you tlat that you shan't marry any man I don't approve of." "You are too cruel," sobbed Cor nelia, bursting into tears. "I'll marry any man I please and you shan't have a thing to say about It." Aud she dried her eyes and went home, smarting from her first rebuff. She hardly spoke to her parents all that week, but Saturday night at din ner she calmly remarked that she was going to marry Oasper White. "Hum, hum, a good selection," ^aid Blivin. "Excellent young man. I ap prove of your choice." It never occurred to the man of millions that perhaps Casper White would have something to say In the matter. Now there was a young man at the table when Cornelia made her an nouncement who frowned darkly. He was Walter Reynolds, a third cousin of Cornelia, who had been brought up by old man Blivin and was now his secretary. "White is engaged to Ma bel Landers," said Walter sourly. "What of it?" snapped Cornelia. "Oh, that can be arranged, I guess," said Blivin. "The girl hasn't a cent.' "Has Mr. White paid you any special attention?" asked Mrs. Blivin. "Well—no—not yet," replied Cor nelia, "but he is three times as sensl ble as the other young men I meet in society. He's more like Walter here." The last part slipped out before she realized what she was saying and she could have bitten her tongue off for the slip. Walter was all very well as a cou sin—but Cornelia had for some time had a suspicion that he aspired to be something nearer than a cousin. While everybody else let her do as she pleased and approved what she did, Walter had the cheek to object to many of her performances. What did she care what Walter thought? What was he to her, anyway? After dinner that Saturday night Walter and Cor nelia happened to find themselves alone together In the library. "Cornelia," said Walter, "you are a spoiled child, and you know lt.H "I'm not," cried Cornelia. "Yes you are," returned Walter "You have had your way so long that you have ceased to realize that there are other people in the world to be considered. Now you are not, really, going to try to break up the engage ment between poor little Mabel Lan ders and Casper White, are you?" Now Cornelia was a good-hearted girl. "No," she faltered. "I don't know as I want to do that. But Casper has more common sense than most of the fellows I know, and 1 won't marry a fool." "You said at dinner," stammered Walter, "(hat he whs—* "I said he was nearer like you that's what I said," put in Cornelia "Oh, well, I don't know as I want Cas per after all." "Whom do you want?" asked Walter looking at her eagerly. "(Jrac'ous me," cried Cornelia, "have I got to tell you? Whom do you want?" Walter bad her In his arms In a Sash FORCE CITY COUNCIL TO OBEY PEOPLE'S WILL Los Angeles, Calif.—The state su preme court has ordered the city council to provide for the election of 15 councilmen from as many districts, and to strike from the municipal charter the provision for the election of 11 councilmen at large. The court's decision is based on a refer- THE BUTLER COUNiT PRESS Convicts Pulled Street Cars Years ago when Australia was th4' exile to which many English offender* against law and society were sent as convicts, some harsh disciplinary measures were resorted to, among them being the hitching of six men to a street car that traversed six or seven miles. They had to run the entire distance and the drivers lashed them when they began to tire. Six men were supposed to pull a ton of weight In the way of passengers. 0 be married." "Well, well, Corny," said the fond mother. "I suppose you are old enough to be married. Whom are you going to marry?" "1 have not decided yet," replied Cornelia. "Got any special ene in mind?" asked Mrs. Blivin. "No, no one In particular—as yet. I have two dinners, two dances and a reception on this week and shall prob ably select somebody before Satur day," said Cornelia. "Have you spoken to your father about this?" asked Mrs. Blivin. "Not yet," replied Cornelia, "but I shall. Father won't object. He never has objected to anything I did. yet, and it's pretty late in the game for him to begin now." Rosea These roses under my window make no reference to former roses or to better ones they are for what they are they exist with God today. There is no time to them. There is simply the rose It is perfect In every mo ment of its existence. Before a leaf bud has burst, its whole life acts In the full-blown flower there is no more In the leafless root there Is no less.— Emerson. "Adrenalin Type" There are certain men and women who surprise others by their power apparently to endure and perform be yond the ordinary capacity. Scien tists are of the opinion that these people are able to draw stored energy from certain glands, and they are suf ficiently numerous to constitute a type to which the name "adrenalin type" has been given. The Alarm Went Off "Just as I was about to scoop up the peck of $20 hills a pink elephant stepped on my hand, caught me In his trunk, tossed me high into the air, and I alighted in a den containing two large cerise-colored lions, who ad vanced with jaws open, and then— the alarm clock went off. What could be sweeter?"—Shadowland. Utilizing Sun's Heat Mirrors concentrating the sun's rays are said to have yielded temperatures as high as 2,800 degrees. One pro posed method of storing the heat is by using It to produce chemicals that will give out heat when required on exposure to air and water, or through similar reactions. Hit White Bread The sale of white bread throughout England has decreased 50 per cent ifi the last two years due to the repeat ed warnings by doctors that white bread is a likely cause of cancer. There has been a corresponding In crease in the sale of wholewheat bread. Raindrops Flat at Ends Raindrops are not perfectly round. Motion pictures ghow that, contrary to popular opinion, they are flat at the top and bottom, apparently due to air pressure. The flattening makes each drop comparatively only about half its expected height. The Meal-Tub Plot England was upset In 1679 by the discovery of a conspiracy against Protestants by one Dangerfleld. It was called the meal-tub plot, because the papers were kept in a meal tub It proved a hoax. True Courage The truest courage is always mixed with circumspection: this being the quality which distinguishes the cour age of the wise from the hardiness of the rash and foolish.—Jones, of Nay land. Most Peculiar Nathan Lapatrlck. age one hundred and eleven, of Sheffield, says that he owes his long life to the fact that for many years he has bathed his head in* vinegar.—Utica Dally Press. Seemingly Nothing New An Egyptian archeologist recently discovered a bunk used on the Nile boats 4,000 years ago. This bunk dif fers very little from the stateroom berths of modern liners. Latter Have Greater Part A king or a prince becomes by ac cident a part of history. A poet or an artist becomes by nature and ne cessity a part of universal humanity —Mrs. Anna Jameson. Uncle Penny wise Says: 1 wish I knew what a fly likes to eat. I'd provide a side dish fer him As it is he samples everything and sticks to nothing.—Atlanta Constitu tion. Good Enough Reason, Too The reason why a lot of men ar« bachelors is because they failed ti embrace their opportunities.—Fron Illinois State Journal. House Moved in Halves In order to move a house in Mel bourne, Australia, recently, it was nec essary to cut it in two and move the sections separately. Must Be Just to All We may concede any man a right, without doing any man a wrong, hut we can favor no one without Injur ing some one. Splendid Rule of Life What do we live for, if it is not to make life less diliicull to each other? —Exchange. Sugar in Many Trees Sugar is found in the sup of nearly two hundred plants and trees. endum declaration by Los Angeles cit izens. The city council ignored this man date and favored corporate interests that would debar labor representation from the city law-making body. 1924 DEATH RATE DROPS Washington.—The death rate in the United States decreased in 1924, ac cording to the census bureau. The rate last year was 125 per 10^000, compared with 130 in 1923. REMEMBERED 'EH Striking Coal Miners' Chil dren Visited By Santa By International Labor News Servcie. Indianapolis, Ind.—The children of several thousand striking coal miners in northern West Virginia were not forgotten by Santa Claus, according to a report received at headquarters of the United Mine Workers here. The representatives of the union in that district presented each child with Christmas chCer, candy, fruit and clothing, the gifts being made in the name of the International Union, un der the direction of Van H. Bittner. In sub-district five more than 5,000 little ones received holiday cheer. The campaign of organization in the northern West Virginia district is go ing forward despite the efforts of non-union operators to prevent it by securing injunctions and various court orders. The taking care of evicted families of miners from company-owned houses has been a tremendous task, but is almost completed, Mr. Bittner reports Thirteen families evicted by the Beth lehem mines corporation near Bar acksville are housed in two former school buildings obtained by the min ers. In addition the international organization has obtained several pi*i vate houses in which other homeless families will be domiciled. CHEAP OPPONENTS Congressional Franks Used Against Children By International Labor News Service Washington, D. C.—Certain organ izations opposed to the federal child gent labor amendment are evidently making diligent use of franks of members of congress to distribute lit erature attacking the amendment. Envelopes carrying the frank of Duncan U. Fletcher, United States senator from the state of Florida, are being used to distribute the following documents against the amendment: "Proposed Amendment to the Unit ed States, a speech by Senator Dun can U. Fletcher, of Florida. "Regulation of Child Labor," i speech by James A. Reed, of Missouri "Child Labor Amendment," a spech by Senator Thomas F. A. Bayard, of Delaware. "Extracts from Congressional Rec E v e y e partment of stores offers many bar gains in ap a e 1 for e n a n Boys. ord, a Compilation," presented by Senator Bayard, of Delaware. "The Growing Menace of Over Centralization," a speech by Repre sentative A. Piatt Andrews. The franked envelope bears the fol lowing imprint in the upper left-hand corner: "Senate United States. Part of Cong. Record—Free. Speeches on Child Labor Amendment." NON-UNION PRINTERS Turn Out Extension Uni versity Textbooks By International Labor News Service. Chicago.—Officers of Chicago Typo graphical Union No. 16 have been un able to persuade the La Salle Exten sion University to have all of its printing done under union conditions. This is particularly true with refer ence to the text books, which make up the heaviest item of the university's printing bill. The LaSalle Extension University conducts correspondence courses with thousands of students in all parts of the United States and Canada, many of them union men and women, a large number of whom are employed on railroads and who are taking ac countancy courses. These men and women should un derstand that the text books sent them by the university are being printed under non-union conditions and that a little pressure on the part of the students no doubt would rectify matters. A part of the printing of the LaSalle Extension University has been done in union printing offices foi some time past. CHILD LABOR BAN URGED Sacramento, Calif.—The State Fed eration of Labor has arranged a vig orous campaign before the state legi? lature for the federal child labor amendment. The unionists will also urge the passage of a bill providing for jury trial in criminal contempt cases, fol lowing a decision to this effect by the United States supreme court last October. "Under the circumstances there ought to be no good reason why state courts should not grant jury trials in contempt cases," the unionists say. Strauss' Great Semi-Annual PUBLIC BENEFIT ALE Want a Very Fine SUIT OR OVERCOAT At A Low Price? We Have It! Every Suit and Overcoat in our big department for men and young men, on the second floor, has been greatly reduced for our Public Benefit Sale. Hart Schaffner and Marx and other nationally known clothing manufac turers have contributed their very best styles, tailoring and materials to this event. The garments have been placed in various groups for easy selection at the price you care to pay. Note the reductions. $25, $28 and $30 Suits $21.50 $32.50 and $35 Suits $26.50 $38 and $40 Suits $31.50 $42.50 and $45 Suits $36.50 $48 and $50 Suits $41.50 $52.50 and $55 Suits $46.50 $25, $28, $30 O'coats $21.50 $32.50 and $35 O'coats $26.50 $38 and $40 O'coats $31.50 $42.50 and $45 O'coats $36.50 $48 and $50 O'coats $41.50 $52.50 and $55 O'coats $46.50 $62.50 and $65 O'coats $51.50 $68 and $70 O'coats $56.50 $75 and $80 O'coats $61.50 $83.50 and $100 O'coats $68.50 The latter are the famous imported Crombie materials 5 0 Y E A S O E I A E S E V I E PLAN MEMORIAL FOR GOMPERS IN INDIANAPOLIS By International Labor News Service. Indianapolis, Ind. The Central Labor Union has called a meeting to discuss plans for a memorial to the late Samuel Gompers. Gompers was a resident of Indianapolis for three years while the headquarters of the A. F. of L. were located in this city. Members of the central body believe that a permanent memorial to Mr. Gompers should be erected here for ever commemorating the early strug gles of the federation. The nature of the memorial has not been decided on. AUTO TIRE PROFITS BIG Akron, Ohio.—A net profit last year of $8,116,689, after all charges, is reported by the Firestone Tire and Rubber Company. The tremendous profits of this concern is indicated by its announcement that a bank indebt edness of $43,000,000 in 1920 has been wiped out. Do You Need Glasses Don't see as good as you used to? Eyes don't work as fast as they did? Have headaches eye-strain Then you no doubt need glasses. One of our thor ough examinations will determine whether or not glasses would benefit you. Make an appointment now. Your future vision may depend on it. SCHIPPER Jewelry & Optical Co. 156 High Street A visit to our bargain shoe base e n w i reveal some extra ordi n a y s o e values. 5^4^'" ~T •WjMt, ^4