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%v FIREWORKS i' t,l To Be Big Feature of Eagles' Annual Outing 'The annual outing of Butler Aerie, F. 0. E., will be held at the fair grounds Monday, July 4. As usual the big $1,000 fireworks display will in elude many new and novel features, among which are a gigantic reproduc tion in line of fire of George Wash ington. This set piece is unquestion ably the foremost outstanding feature of the entire program in its glory and color. This set piece will be built up on a frame 10 feet by 10 feet, and when in action there will be mass of fire extending twenty-five feet from all parts of the set piece. Two 18-inch American flag shells and one 18-inch searchlight shell, to be shot into the air the same time George Washington's set piece is in action, and then a shell of 24-inch calibre will release 21 salutes in the air for a salute to the American flag and George Washington. Modern Naval Warfare An engagement between one of our own battleships and an enemy battle ship—the outline of two gigantic battleships appear in lines of varied colored fire, and almost instantly the firing shots. The turret and deck guns of the battleships will be seen to belch forth in terrific broadsides. The blazing flames and deafening re ports of the heavy guns, together with crisscross fire between ships, presents a picture of modern naval warfare and attack that for snappy action, spectacular effects and realism can not be equalled. WHAT NEXT? Aluminum in very thin pliable sheets or leaves is being used as in- 6# '•HOME LOANS BUILDING ASSOCIATION HAMILTON. OHIO rPHIS .' Wake Up Your Liver Bile —Without Calomel And YonH Jump Out of Bed in the Morning Rarin' to Go If you fed sour and sunk and the world looks punk, don't swallow a lot of salts, mineral water, oil, laxative candy or chewing gum and expect them to make you suddenly sweet and buoyant and full of sunshine. For they can't do it. They only move the bowels and a mere move ment doesn't get at the cause. The reason for your down-and-out feeling is your liver. It should pour out two pounds of liquid bile into your bowels daily. sulating material on refrigeration systems on trucks, ships and railroad cars, where weight counts*. This aluminum foil is also now being used as a wrapper for fruits, vegetables, butter and cheese, particularly where they are to be in a refrigerator next to foods which readily absorb odors. LABOR ON THE AIR NEXT SUNDAY The labor series of radio lectures which are attracting the attention of the entire country, will be continued next Sunday, June 26, with the ad dress by Matthew Woll on the sub ject, "How Labor Shapes Public Opinion." These lectures are being given un der the auspices of the National Ad, visory Council on Radio in Education with the co-operation of the American Education Bureau of America and are Federation of Labor and the Workers being broadcast over the Columbia broadcasting system. The program yet to be heard in cludes June 26, No. 9, "How Labor Shapes Public Opinion," Matthew Woll. July 3, No. 10, "Labor in Politics, John P. Frey. The addresses are broadcast on Sundays from 1 to 1:30 p. Eastern daylight saving time. ECONOMIC DARKY IN THE WOODPILE The unadmitted cause of all our economic woes boils down to just this: Capitalists, by the logic of their own system, face the irreduceable fact that labor cannot support capi tal and itself on less than enough to support itself. Labor cannot support capitalism on just enough to support itself And capitalism is not self supporting. Capitalists think money is wealth, that it grows by some inexplicable inherent power of its own. Capitalists think they can pay labor a million dollars in wages, and by a process of interest and profit-taking, get back a million and a half dollars. This depression and the other eigh teen recorded for the past century and a half proves that capitalism is constantly overtaking the purchasing power of the masses. If capitalists would permit labor to get a substantial margin over and above bare needs—that then would If thia bQa to not flowlnf treaty, your food doesn't dig sat. It Just dacaya in tha bowels. Qaa bloats up your stomach. Ton htva a thick, bad taata and yomr braath to foul. aUa often brealn out in blumlahea. Tom haad aches and you fad down and out. Tow tkola system is poisoned. It takes those good old CARTER'S LITTLB LTVER PILLS to get these tvo pounds ot bile flowing freely and make you feat "up and up." They contain wonderful, harm I—, gantla vegetable extracts, amaring vhan it comes to making the bile flow freely. But don't ask for liver pills. Ask for Carter's Little Liver Pills. Look for the name Carter's Little Liver Pills on the red label. Basest substitute. 25c at all stores. OlMll.C.lf.Co. Strauss' Greatest Event In 58 Years of Reliable and Dependable Merchandising Quitting Business Sale e e e sale has created more favorable comment—and created more actual buy ing of men's dress and work apparel, boys' clothing and shoes for the entire family— than any similar sale in Hamilton's history. The sale prices on merchandise of known value are but a fraction of former worth. Buy for present and future needs for every dollar you invest actually means the saving of nearly that much. CLOTH]"! not be capitalism—that would be common sense, like truth is supposed to be embraced only by children and fools. That would be capitalism for labor, which, of course, is unethical absurd: undignified. We just must have contrast-gouted wealth and pauperism—unemploy ment yellow dog contracts starva tion—because of an abundance of everything. If you can think of or devise a crazier system, don't let the authorities send you to an asylum go to Washington, you might become a political star overnight. ROBERT LIMERICK. LABOR DAY PICNIC COMMITTEE At the last meeting held by the Co-Operative Trades and Labor Coun cil last week the Labor Day picnic committee was appointed by Presi dent Lee Inman. Heretofore the committee has al ways been appointed in June, but this year it was deemed advisable to se lect the committee a little early in the year, for the purpose of giving the membership more time to make the arrangements*. The committee selected for the 1932 celebration of Labor Day is as fol lows: Lee Inman, chairman. George Brandel, secretary. Chas. Chapen, treasurer. Amusements—Stanley Ogg, George Brandel, Chas. Baynes, Ike Jarrett and Chas. Hosea. Candy—Chas. Butts and members of Stationary Firemen's Union. Grounds—Lee Inman and Chas. Chapin. Ice Cream—Delegate Nichols and members of Plumbers' Union. Lunch—Clarence Davis, Stanley Jackson and members of Bakers' Union. Automobile—Chas. Jackson, F. F. Moore and members of Polishers' Union. Fruit—Fredericks, Haggard and Balser. Soft Drinks—Chas. Mignery, Otwell Condon, Clyde Bartel, Chas. Perine, Ed. Smith, Mabel Warren. Country Store—Chas. Baynes, Clar ence Roth, George Tenbush, Robert Service, Delegate Utterich and Frank Holt. Korno—Mrs. Michalski, Delegate Devore, John Janser and members of the Woman's Union Label League, Delegate Spaulding and Carpenters' Union. Advertising—Ed Weiss, Ike Jarrett and Frank Holt. Big Wheel—Stanley Ogg, Ed Weiss and Ed Dulli. Dance Ike Jarrett and Stage Hands' Union. JOBLESS AID Costing New York Enor mous Sum Yearly New York City (ILNS)—Public and private relief agencies are spend ing at the rate of $65,000,000 a year for direct aid to the destitute unem ployed, an expenditure "wholly un precedented in the history of Nev York city, according to an analysis prepared by the research bureau of the Welfare Council. This expenditure is exclusive of municipal and state aid to the desti tute blind, to widows, and to needy aged persons living outside of insti tutions, the combined expenditures for which at present are at the rate of $20,000,000 a year. William Hodson, executive director of the council, said there is no way of ascertaining what proportion of the latter expenditures are directly attributable to the present depres sion. In the opinion of the welfare council, however, "it is safe to assume that a considerable part of this need is a by-product of long-continued un employment." Relief Spending Soars The analysis shows that the expen diture for unemployment relief by private agencies, which are supported through contributions, increased from $4,000,000 in 1930 to nearly $14, 000,000 in 1931, and to $7,840,000 during the first four months of 1932. The expenditures for unemployment relief by public agencies, the council reported, increased from $1,700,000 in 1930 to $11,600,000 during 1931, and to $12,600,000 during the first four months of this year. Figures Represent Actual Aid When the public and private ex penditures for unemployment relief are added to the expenditures of the semi-official agencies, such as .the mayor's relief committee and the school relief work of the Board of Education, the totals are $6,200,000 pfor 1930, $27,400,000 for 1931 and $21,800,000 for the first four months of 1932. "These figures," the council said, "represent actual relief to the unem ployed they include neither the cost of operating the public and private welfare agencies nor the many health and welfare services which families of the unemployed share with the rest of the community and they do not include the cost of caring for homeless men and women to whom no money, b\it food and lodging, has been given." He who laughs last usually has Scotch accent. THE BUTLER COUNTY PRESS Currei "Wit NO COLLATERAL Two Georgia darkles were discuss ing the financial condition of the coun try. They didn't agree. "You's all wrong," one vociferated. "Dey ain't' no money sho'tage. Ah asked mah bankuh Is he out o' money and he tuk me In de vault and showed me piles an' piles o' money. An' I says could he let me have Jes' a little. An' he says sho' he could. Has Ah any collat'rul? An' Ah hasn't. Now dat's what's de mattuh wlf dls coun try. Dey's plenty o' money but we'se jes' runnln' shot on collat'rul."— Bankers' Monthly. AGREES WITH HER DOG "She says this place disagrees with her." "Then why doesn't she leave?" "Seems her pug dog has gained a pound." Welcome Magi« Christmas Party Conjuror—Now, my lad, you hear your watch ticking in side the handkerchief. Are you satis fled? Youngster—More than satisfied. It hasn't been going for a month.—Hu morist (London). A Nature Course She (at the party)—What do you think of our scheme of Christmas decorations? It is holly over laurel leaves. He—Very good, of course, but why not mistletoe over yew?—Montreal Star. Looking for Readers "Why do you refer to politics as a great game?" "My publicity," replied Senator Sorghum, "needs all the readers possi ble. I want to see if I can't get It a chance on the sporting page." Unreasonable, a* Usual "I hear your wife is sick," said Buster. "Yes," grumbled Kuster. "I told her we Just couldn't afford to be sick with times so bad, and next day she went down with the flu." SHOWED HONESTY "Is he absolutely ho u i: "Yes, indeed. He wouldn't even take lumber from the new house that is being built next door to him." After Effects Doctor—Influenza in Itself Is not dangerous, but it' can have serious con sequences. Patient—So I noticed from your bill —Hummel, Hamburg. Knows Her Cyclone Burglar—I've tried blasting and I've tried a sledge hammer, but still I can't get this safe open. Wife—Don't give up let the baby play with it. Rather Uncomfortable Mrs. Flanagan—Was your old man In comfortable circumstances when he died? Mrs. Rellly—No he was half way under a train. Exact Figure Wanted Pompous Employer—We have 3,000 workers here. New Office Boy—Including me or be fore I came? Sure "How can we be sure that people really find these poles, North and South?" "Huh? Don't they take pictures?" Evolution "He's on the stock market.** "On the curb?" "He was on the curb, but now he's .In the gutter."—Passing Show. NEW JERSEY OUTLAWS YELLOW DOG CONTRACT Trenton, N. J. (ILNS)—The sen ate and house of the New Jersey leg islature have passed a bill to void 'yellow dog" agreements. The bill outlaws agreements by which em ployes stipulate that they will not affiliate with labor organizations, or if they are members will withdraw. •esm--*-' Explaining "Yankees" A Yankee Is properly a New Eng lander or one of New England stock. By extension it meant, first, an inhabi tant of the northern as distinguished from the southern United States. It now comprises all United States citi zens. The story is that in 1718 one Jona than Hastings, a farmer of Cambridge, Mass., used the word as a puffing epithet, meaning genuine, or something that cannot be surpassed, as a "yan kee" good horse, or "ysnkee" good cider, etc. The students at Harvard, catching up the term, called Hastings "Yankee Jonathan." It soon spread, and became the nickname of the New •nglander.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. Bobby Was Second A writer of note tells the case of his five-year-old niece, who on her re turn from a party, was asked by her mother how she enjoyed the festivities. "Oh, the party was all right, I guess," the little girl said, "but Bobby was no gentleman. He knocked me down." "Well," from her mother, who be lieves In children fighting their own battles in life. "Why didn't you knock him down?" "I already had," from the little girl, meekly. Saw Crocodile as "Dragon" A band of school children visiting the department where a great whale hangs overhead in the London Natural History museum, caught sight of sev eral stuffed crocodiles on the floor and at once cried out: "Oh, see the dragon lying there!" Nor could one who knew the traditional pictures of St. George and the Dragon wonder at the innocent utterance of their alert little minds. For there is something very draconian in the appearance of these huge reptiles. Odd Australian Creatures Australia is so very, very old geolog ically that it is full of queer creatures. The duck-billed platypus and the kan garoo are known to all. But few know of the tiny kangaroo mouse, which is a small counterpart of the larger an imal, and makes huge leaps when chased, Just like the kangaroo. There is also a lizard which raises its fore legs from the ground when In flight and works its hind legs at a terrific pace like a cyclist pedalling in a race. Fitted the Case It has long been the custom for menus to railroad dining cars to be decorated with handsome views of scenery along the line. This, however, is the only time the practice has yield ed us a paragraph. On the menu of a Burlington train appeared the word "Dinner," and above It a handsome view with the title: "Royal Gorge."— 8. K. In the Spokane Spokesman-Re view. Advertise in The Press. 85 DhUwt Rtyle* High, Cuban, Military, Baby Louis, College Heels or Low Heels Style and Quality you never thought possible at this low price Shade rtaK silk HOSIERY Fttll- Fa*h loned. Pcrgect Quality. Misses' and Children OXFORDS Sices Vo to LATEST 85'HINQ STYLES BUpk. In, Worth tants or ft Combinations U6 High St. g—sfh—W 1 ANTI-DRY VOTE Held Victory For Labor In North Carolina Raleigh, N. C. (ILNS)—The vote of Robert R. Reynolds in the demo cratic senatorial primary assumes national significance, in view of the fact that North Carolina has been regarded as a stronghold of prohi bition support. Reynolds, who receiv ed some 12,000 more votes than United States Senator Cameron Mor rison, fanatical and wealthy dry of Charlotte, has taken a fearless stand in opposition to so-called prohibition, insisting that it is intolerable and must go. Three other candidates divided about 70,000 votes and as neither Reynolds nor Morrison won a majority, a second primary will be necessary to decide the winner, unless Senator Morrison withdraws. The vote of Reynolds, a six-foot mountaineer from Asheville, was achieved in the face of what might well have been regarded as insur —and the Worst Sua MEN'S SUMMER OXFORDS *. Very few triangles nal these days. is r*- Blond Kids, Patents and v v mountable obstacles, and is seen as victory for the common man and woman. Senator Morrison had tha support of the "machine." He hai the backing of the great corporat»_ interests, particularly the Duke mil* lions. The church groups that have steadfastly opposed any candidate:' who would "tamper with the prohibit tion laws and bring back drink" joint ed his ranks. And yet, the young mountaineer entered the race with a clear-cut pro* gram and a fearless advocacy of cast* ing aside the hypocrisy with which the liquor issue has been covered. 1 Combinations Thcss Beautiful Shoes were aev«r intended to sell for such low price. NOVELTIES Women'* nnti Children'* A K I ETS Many Colors UTMT OXFORDS Hamilton's Greatest Shoe Stove v 'fS ~'1§f H! asked the public to face the facts ana to vote their honest convictions. The* did. The vote given Reynolds may well be regarded as a victory for organ ized labor. ,Rey?nolds has taken a definite stand in favor of the work ing group, and he had most of the la bor groups over the state tearing their shirts to pile up votes for him. to be eter- Yet to Come