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MIRTH-LOVING ANIMALS Dumb Creatures Seem to Enjoy a Laugh Now and Then as Much as Anybody. New York Tribune. The notion that most animals are born humorists is advanced by a western animal trainer who sees in the tricks perpetrated and the mischief done by elephants, monkeys and other dumb creatures a sure sign of their mirth-loving propensities. "The hippopotamus," he says, "doesn't look like an animal that can laugh, but it can." And he goes on to tell how an ugly hippopotamus got even with a teasing keeper by lying down and pretending to be asleep. Punch, the hippopotamus, was very fond of bran balls, and used to hold her jaws open to have them thrown into her mouth. The keeper tantalized her by holding a big handful of balls close to her nose, then jerking them out of her reach. At length, tired of this performance, the hippopotamus lay down her tank, with her nose close to the end of the cage, and when the keeper came along again she pretended to be fast asleep. The keeper grew careless and rubbed Punch's nose with a bran ball, when, quick as a wink, Punch grabbed his hand between her tusks. The keeper shrieked Punch snorted, "tickled to death." "After enjoying the thing a minute or so, and winking her eye knowingly, she eased up on the fel low's hand so that he could get it back. Then she slid back into her tank of water, and the bubbles that came up and danced around on the top showed that she was having a good laugh underneath." Of course. Why not! Every one knows that the cat, dog and horse can laugh, and they do not go under water to do it, either. A cat looks unmistakably humorous and very pretty when she laughs, the twinkle of her whiskers and eyes being irresistible when she is amused. Dogs have their own individual ways of showing their sense of the ludicrous, while horses show in their eyes the fun they feel in their minds. Ani mals learn so much from association with humans that one might suppose the playing of tricks and the gift of laugh ter might well be among the accomplishments they gather, were it ilftt for the testimony of the professional animal trainer quoted above, to the effect that the jungle beast is dowered likewise. By the way, how the words "brute" and "beast" as applied to the animals, have gone out of use. Few people employ them, except sometimes to char acterize a man. In the same way, the adjectives "brutal" and "beastly" are oftenest applied to actions which no animal is ever guilty of. MADE OF GOLD AND GEMS Precious Thimbles Belonging to Feminine Royalty Are Worth Whole Fortunes. Think of a thimble worth $75,000! And what possi ble use could any one, able to pay so much for such a trifle, have for it? It is very doubtful if the thimble in question has ever seen much service. It belongs to the queen of Siam, having been presented to her by her hus band, the king The thimble is quite an exquisite work of art. It is made of pure gold, in the fashion or shape of a half opened lotus flower, the floral emblem of the royal house of Siam. It is thickly studded with the most beautiful diamonds and other precious stones, which are so arranged as to form the name of the queen, together with the date of her marriage. She regards this thimble as one of her most precious possessions. Not long since a Paris jeweler made a most elaborate thimble to the order of a certain well-known American millionaire. It was somewhat larger than the ordinary size of thimbles, and the agreed price was $25,000. The gold setting was scarcely visible, so completely was it set with diamonds, rubies and pearls in artistic designs, the rubies showing the initials of the intended recipient. This thimble was made as a birthday present to the mil lionaire 's daughter, who can now boast the possession of the second most valuable thimble in the world. Her father was so much pleased with the fine workmanship it showed that he ordered another, but much less expensive one, to be made for presentation to the school companion and bosom friend of his fortunate child. Five or six years ago a jeweler in the west end of London was paid a Bum of nearly $15,000 for a thimble which the pampered wife of a South American Croesus insisted on having made for her. This was one mass of precious gems, diamonds and rubies, which as thimble adornments seem to almost monopolize feminine taste, largely predominating. That eccentric prince, the late Maharajah Dhuleep Singh, never did things by halves, and one of the most beautiful and costly thimbles ever made was that whieh was supplied to his order as a present for a great lady in Russia. The price of this ran well into four figures and the gems set in it were all pearls of great value and no less beauty. So were those in a highly-treasured thimble which, on the occasion of one^of his visits to Europe, the late shah of Persia presented to a lady whose guest he was for a few hours. In the words of the delighted re cipient, it looked like a cluster of glittering gems, which in reality it was, save for the gold in whieh they were set. An expert in precious stones valued this thimble at $7,500. In a Den of Foxes. At Aerise, a village near Folkestone, a vixen fox and three cubs were dug out after six hours' work. Their lair contained the remains of one Vwnb, fifty rabbits, one hare, two fowls and some rats. THE JOURNAL JUNIOR, MINNEAPOLIS* MINNESOTA, SATURDAY, SEPT. 17, 1904 CLEVEREST OF MARTENS The Fisher Laughs at Traps and Even Finds Safety in Following the Huntec Collier's Weekly. The fisher marten deserves to be much better known than he generally is, if only on account of his own good opinion of himself, his wonderful cunning and shrewd intelligence. One of the largest and handsomest of the martens, he has also the agility, strength and endurance, for any two of his kind put together. Measuring about three feet in length, with a slim, vigorous body, the fisher will travel enormous distances in a single night, bounding lightly up into the air, with his nose turned up in order to catch every little whiff of scent,, outwitting other animals and the cleverest trappers, and making himself at home wherever he happens to find himself. He generally chooses as his hunting grounds the thickly-covered hills and ridges where the hemlock and spruce grow in abundanee, but he is as much at home on the tree tops as on the ground and can sleep as soundly in a low hollow of a tree as on a branch of a fir tree, where he will lie stretched out in the sunshine like any old cat. As for fear, he does not know what it is. He will not only face, but actually kill, a Canadian porcupine, and does not even appear to mind the quills which pene trate his body. He is not particularly fond of meeting an BE WARNED IN TIME. Professor Dryasdust worried over his geometrical figure until he practically made himself into one like it. Pick-Me-Up. old bear with cubs, but is generally clever enough to steal her cubs while she goes off on some httle expediti 11 of her own, while instances have been related of the fishers in the Rocky Mountains even killing young griz zlies. As for man, he appears to laugh at him and his de signs for trapping wild animals. He will pull a marten,, trap open and take out the bait, whether alive or dead he will tear a pine maften or mink to pieces in no time and carry it off, or drag the trap over some rough pro jection in order to spring it and make off more often than not without having received so much as a scratch. But perhaps his cleverest trick is when he finds a trapper is following his trail, to go behind the trapper and follow him, so that while the unconscious trapper is walking after the fisher, the fisher is keeping completely out of danger by following the trapper. Many a useless mile has the trapper walked in this manner and many good baits has he lost by the very same shrewd, cunning animal he is trying to trace and catch. THE SOUVENIR BUTTONS A Junior button is given to every contributor for bis first paper printed, provided it is neither a prize winner nor an "honorable mention Only one Junior button is given a year, and this is sent without application. The new year began September 10, 1904. An Honor Button is awarded for an "honorable mention" and is sent without application. An Honor Button is awarded to every Junior who has three papers printed which are neither prize winners nor honorable mentions These must be claimed by the winner, giving dates of publication. An Honor Button is awarded for an accepted contribution to the storyteller colnmn, and is sent without application, to gether with an order for a book. Any number of Honor Buttons may be won. A Prize Button is awarded for every prize paper, without application. Two picture prizes only in one year may be won. All of these, except tte Honor Buttons awarded for three papers printed, are sent our the day of publication, and all no tices of failure to receive them mast be sent to the editor within the week following publication. THE HIGH SCHOOL CREDIT CONTESTS. These contests are for writers in and above the ninth grade. Two prizes of $15 and $7 50 for pictures or books for the schools are awarded every three months to the two high schools winning the highest number of credits The first prize of $15 may be won but once daring the school year. Winners of the second prize are not barred from winning the first prize. No school in Minneapolis and no town in the northwest win be given more than one credit a week. At least four papers must be sent in on a topic for a high school to be considered in the contest, and there most be at least twelve papers a month. A Journal Junior Prize Button is sent for the first high school credit paper of each competitor daring the quarter. The first quarter began Sept. 10 and ends Nov. 20, 1904. THE FSX2E PICTURES. The pictures which are given as prizes daring the school year become the exclusive property of the schoolrooms upon whose walls they are hong. They are to remain permanently in the school which the winner attended when he or she won the prize, and under no circumstances axe to be removed to an other school or to a private home. Express charges on ail prize pictures* are prepaid by The Journal. HOW TO PftKEATiE THE PAPESS. Write In Ink, and on only one side of the paper. Leave a space of three indies at the top of the first pace. Use no headlines. Pat the number of words In the upper left-hand comer of the first page. Sign the name and residence at the end at the right, the grade and school at the end at the left. THE BTQRYTKT.TVEH. Any pnpn of a pnblie school, hi any part of the United States, who is in or above the fifth grade, may contribute to the Storyteller. These stories may be true or fiction, and upon any subject preferred by the writer. They mast not be less than 600 wards In length, nor more than 1,000. TOPICS FOB OUT-OF-TOWN WBITEBS. AH writers outside of Minneapolis, whether distinctively of Che northwest or not, are to use the topics headed "North western Topics.'* Pupils in the public schools anywhere In the United States may write for The Journal Junior, bat mast as* the topics am given above. EARLY USE OF GUNPOWDER There Is Abundant Evidence That the Substance Was Known in the Dim Ages. Cassier's Magazine. With reference to the early use of gunpowder and firearms, long before "the popularly accepted, but errone ous, date of gunpowder discovery, General Joseph Wheel er, United States army, in a lecture a short time ago before the Franklin Institute, remarked that in many lo calities in China and India the soil is impregnated with niter, and the probable discovery of gunpowder there, many centuries before the' Christian era, may be ex plained in this way: All cooking at that time was by wood fires and the people lived in tents and huts with earth for their floors. Countless fires made of wood upon ground strohgly im pregnated with niter must have existed every day, and when such fires were extinguished a portion of the wood must have been converted into charcoal, some of which would, of necessity, become mixed with the niter in the soil. By this means two of the most active ingredients of gunpowder were brought together, and it is very nat ural that when another fire was kindled on the same spot a flash might follow. This would lead to investigation, and then the manufacture of gunpowder was conceived. Whether this be true or not, there is abundant evidence that the origin of gunpowder and artillery goes far back in the dim ages of the past. The Hindoo code, compiled long before the Christian era, prohibited the making of war with cannon and guns or any kind of firearms. Qumtus Curtius informs us that Alexander the Great met with fire weapons in Asia, and Philostratus says that Alexander's conquests were arrested by the use of gunpowder. It is also written that those wise men who lived in the cities of the Ganges overthrew their enemies with tempests and thunder bolts shot from the walls." Julius Africanus mentions shooting powder in the year 275. It was used in the siege of Constantinople in 668 by the Arabs in 690 at Thessalonica in 904 at the siege of Belgrade, 1073 by the Greeks in naval battles in 1098 by the Arabs against the Iberians in 1147, and at Toulouse in 1218. It appears to have been generally known thruout civilized Europe as early as 1300, and soon thereafter it made its way into England, where it was manufactured during the reign of Elizabeth, and we learn that a few arms were pos sessed by the English in 1310, and that they were used at the battle of Crecy in 1346. Ted Knew the Time. The Little Chronicle. On Teddy's sixth birthday his grandfather presented him with a "really truly" watch, but the boy had not yet mastered the art of telling time. He pulled the watch from his pocket during the birthday dinner. "What time is it, Tedf" asked the grandfather. For a moment he was puzzled, then, glancing at the waitress who had just entered, replied quickly, "time for dessert.'' A Natural Compass. In the tropical northern territory of South Australia travelers need not carry a compass. Nature has pro vided a living compass for them. The district abounds with the nests of the magnetic or meridian ant. Tho longer axis of these nests or mounds is always in a per fect line with the parallel of latitude pointing due north and south. Scientists cannot explain this peculiar orien tation. Novelties in Wells. A well recently drilled in Canada produces sand in stead of water. The sand comes up in a fine stream like a fountain. The force by which it is driven to the sur face from a depth of a hundred feet has not yet been dis covered. A magnetic well was discovered recently in New Guinea at a depth of 600 feet. Anything made of iron or steel and dipped into the water at once becomes mag netic An Eskimo Bible. The Eskimos now have their own translation of the Bible, which has taken 150 years to complete. The Nor wegian pastor, Hans Egede, who went to Greenland in 1721, began the work, which is completed and published by the Bible society of Denmark. Summer in Venezuela. In midsummer the towns of Venezuela seem deserted during the day time. The sun is so hot that exposure to it without a hat for-only fifteen minutes usually results in illness and death within a day or two. BASEBALL NAMES OF JUNIOR ATHLETES. The Little Pirates. Fred Hohage, Manager, 714 Sixth Av. N, Philip Bobie, "Sug." Clarence Grant, "Petta." Fred Hohage, "Higgie." Leslie McKean, "MeKean." Harvey Kistler, "Ching." George Gardner, "Gander." Walter Kistler, "Wawo." Harry Elingberg, "Pappy." Gordon Witte, "Skin." & *%i ~-t "2L *!& 4