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All th good thing* for the Garden end Farm vorth growing at the right prices. Beautiful Catalogue Free ,Send for copy todayDa fore you forget ST. PAUL, MINN- L. MAY & CO., TEXhS The greatest in opportunities for money making Buy lands now for speculation or development. Some choice plantations nt bargains Ranches 5,000 to 100,000 acres. Colonization tracts any part or Texas Rice, cotton, corn, cane lands, So acres up Write for pamphlets and ask for what you want. Come to Texas, tho state that will make you rich. W. O. MOORE & CO., Houston, Texas. Reference: Every bank in Houston. Saturday Evening,^ "No man lias yet discovered the meam of giving successfully friend ly advice to-woman."Balzac. Last evening's german marked the close of the social season as far as the Cotillion cluh is concerned. I was a decided compliment to the two men who had arranged the gentian, Walter G. Hudson and David Tenny, that it was pronounced the most delightful of the three which were given in Elks' hall this winter. The decorations were lav ish, and southern smilax and the golden vellow of daffodils made an effective setting. Six arches of southern smilax spanned the ballroom and ropes of smilax were festooned from the ceiling to the chandelier, where they were ar ranged in loops o\er a bell of green. Mrs. F. D. Blakeley, Mrs. A. E. Wilcox and Miss Heffelfinger presided at theters tables, and the opening favors were daffodils and carnations, which were chosen from a great Japanese basket. For the log-cabin figure, an old-fash ioned southern plantation cabin was placed in the center of the ballroom. Under its door stood four darkies play ing "Round My Cabin Door" and oth er southern tujaes. The men were giveu black masks, and the women were priv ileged to choose their partners. Bt. Valentine held swav during one of the figures. The women had to thrust their heads thru life-size valentines and the men had a chance to dance with "Bowery Nell," the Salvation Army lassie or other interesting types. I a Japanese dance, twelve young women R ere chosen at a time from under para sols. Many other figures were danced, and the cotillion ended in a shower 01 bright confetti. The frappe table was arranged at the entrance of the hall, and the punch bowl rested in a mound of smilax, thru which shone varicolored lights. Supper was served in the din ing room from tables decorated with red tulips and foliage. Dr. and Mrs. W. A. Jones enter tained a group of Beventy-five guests at a musical last evening at their home, 307 Eidgewood avenue. The artists ot the evening were Miss Cla^a Williams and Hamlin Hunt. Miss Williams had chosen two charming groups of songs, giving as an opening number "My Mother Bids Me Bind Mv Hair." Dr. and Mrs. Jones were assisted in receiv ing the guests by Mines. Henry Jones, Frank Sprague, Hamlin Hunt, Les ter B. Elwood, W. Bell and A. A. Bright. This evening Dr. and Mrs. Jones will give a second musical. The Brvn Mawx Golf club gave a prettily appointed dancing party last evening in the Roosevelt club rooms. The eighty guests were received by Mr. and Mrs. Franklin Stewart, Mr* and Mrs. George Shroyer, John Bees ,and Wendel Hertig,. Mis,s Removes Tai_ Freckles, Mot Bash, and skin D'sease*,' sided at the frappe table and arter the oSS.Md I Program of twenty dances, a light sup fies detection 5 per was served. Among the guests were were hasstood the test I Messrs. and Mmes. Charles Fortner, bi_ years, chiles Wagner, W. R. Murray, Mark Moulton, Hal Woodruff, A. Y. Bayne, Walte,r Thompson, Brouard, Dal- Isfgo harmlessane wd tasteIt tobesureit Is properly made. Aocept no counter- felt of similar came. Dr L. A. 6ayre said to a lady of the haut- ton (a patient) "As Ton ladles will use them, 6y, Dalgarno pre arno Salmon, Patrick. Misse Barna Cotton, Dille, Lawhead, Hopkins, Sheperd,7 Weeks, Boswell, Colburn, William Lawhead, Thixton, Boswell, Head, Colburn, Oxsley and Dille. Mrs. E. Carpenter gave a luncheon at the Minikahda club yesterday after noon for Mrs. Garrett Lamb of Clinton, Iowa, who is visiting Mrs. G. R. Lamb. Daffffodils were used in the center of the table, and covers were laid for ten. After luncheon the guests played bridge whist. A group of girls gave a box partv it the Orpheum theater yesterday for Miss Isabel Kane, who leaves tomorrow evening for the east. After the per formance luncheon was served at a downtown cafe. Present were: Misses Isabel Kane, Margaret Murrav, Kat^i erine Murrav, Mazie Wise, Catherine McMahon, Mayme Purcell, Kate Kano and Come. Mr. and Mrs. H. Armstrong en tertained Wednesday evening at their home, 623 Second avenue SE. Dinner was served to ten guests. Mr. andlated Mis. Armstrong will leave next week for the Hot Springs. Miss In a McAllister entertained a theater party Wednesday afternoon in honor of her birthdav anniversary. After the matinee a lunch was served at the McAllister home. The guests were Misses Nella Doyle, Bessie Carr, Margaret McDermott, Florence Ander son. Harriet Schreyer and Alice Angst. Mrs. Stella H. Clausen entertained a group of friends at a Valentine party ^ednesdav evening at her home honor of feev. and Mrs. Lewis Thurber Guild. The evening was spent with games and 'music. Mr. and Mrs. Thomas A. Jamieson won prizes. Georgo F. Gorham and Mrs. George W. Butters were crowned king and queen of hearts. A number of friends gathered at the home of Mr. and Mrs. T. Kenning, 2526 Upton avenue N, Mondaj evening to celebrate +he twenty-fourt'h birthday anniversary of Otto Walter. Music and games were the amusements of the evening. Present were Misses Irene Chapman, Constance Mareh, Ellen and Emma Plantikow, Louisa and Mabel Kenning, Bessie Synder, Mae Berry George Hokanson, Charles Griffith, Frank Keusswig, Ealph Leasman, Clar ence Hokanson and John Engal. PERSONAL Am) SOCIAL. Minneapolis people at New York hotels are as follows. Imperial. II. M. Bracken Holland, A Erckson, Winter, Breslin. Miss M. Bergstrom. Algonquin, A. Jackson, Jr Spald ing, Winter. Duluth: Imperial, C. P. Craig Holland, Sellwood. Miss Marie Phelps left last night for Chi cago to remain away two weeks Miss Isabel Kane and Miss Mirle Brehme leave for the east tomonow* evening. Minneapolis arrivals at Holland house, New Yoik, for the week were. Mi and Mrs A II Bojd, Charles L. Hoffman, Mis Sayde Lof gren, Mi*. Downing of Mori jam Park entertained the QuiTlves yesterday afternoon In honor of Miss Laura Raymer, who leaves next week for Spokane, Wash The rooms were festooned with hearts. The guests were given heart bags for a search for the candy hearts that were hidden in ever* conceivable nook and coiner Mrs, Cole and Mi Dafoe were the sucessfuU hunters, while the consolation prizes fell to Mr. Staring and Mrs. Hopper. Progressive hearts were plaved, and prizes were won by Mis Seymour and Mr Dafoe and Mrs. Dafoe and Mr Cole Bioken hearts were matched to find partners for sup per, after which a valentine box was opened Present were Messrs and Mmes. Stanley Staring. John Forbes, Ernest Cole, Thomas Sey mour, Eugene Gray, Henry Leitz, Dahl. Ellis Lollii, Harry Bafoe, Hopper, Everett MacGiU, and William Tbwing 'V CLUBS AND CHARITIES A Colonial Assembly. Stilfman, Messrs.j' John Plum, Wanous, from Japan ana the Philippines colleet Mr. and Mrs. Harvey S. Haynes gave a large reception last evening at their home on Blaisdell avenue. Rev. and Mrs. A. R. Tillmghast were the honor guests and about one hundred of their friends had gathered to bid them good bye, as they are soon to leave for New York city. Hyacinths, carnations and daffodils mingled with palms and ferns in the decoiations and prettily shadei lights added to the effect. A string orchestra composed of the voung men of the church played during the even ing. Misses Alberta Heath, Carrie Len non and Agnes McCormick presided in the dining-room, and assisting in reofficers ceiving were Mmes. I. T. Lennon, James Houghton, H. Richards, B. Movoie and B. A. Merrill. Minneapolis chapter, D. A. R., gave its colonial assembly last evening in Andrew Presbyterian church, which was elaborately decked with flags and bunting. Above the platform on -which the officers of the twin city chapters were seated hung a tablecloth that had been used by George Washington. H. Johnson and Mrs. L. E. Carpenter, as George and Martha Washington, re ceived the guests with the officers. I a colonial booth Mrs. M. A. Lyon spun flax on a wheel that belonged to her revolutionary ancestor. Mrs. Lyon is 87 years old and wore a colonial costume of white brocaded satin. The booth was draped in the buff and blue of the revo lution and contained many interesting curios. Mines. Luella Emmons, E. Brant and G. Willett,werc in a booth where hand-painted china was dis played and the Hawaiian curios were in charge of Mrs. Stein and her daughter. A patriotic program was opened with a prayer by Rev. Charles Hubbard and the guests were welcomed by Mme. R. F. Goodwin, chapter regent, and Mrs. J. H. Johnson, chairman of the Me morial'Continental hall committee. Let from Mrs. Donald McLean, presi dent general: Mrs. ,1. E. Bell, state regent, who is now in Honolulu, were read by Mrs. C. M. Schneider, corre sponding secretary. The Misses Mamie and Genevieve Griffith, with Joseph Griffith, gave musical numbers Miss Lulu Goodwin sang a patriotic song, Mrs. F. C. Barrows read the history of the tablecloth. Mrs. Ell Torrance, for mer state regent, told what the daugh ters have accomplished in the interests of the Memorial Continental hall in Washington. Miss Mary Eugenia Ben jamin gave a recitation Mrs. JR. Goodwin spoke of the flag and Mrs. Johnson voiced the thanks of the com mittee. Misses Abbie Reed, Adele Flint, Clara Bearnes, Julia Bearnes. Helen and Margaret Ball and Emily Child acted as pages. Misses Guild, Bearnes, Schneider, Jones, Bruchholz and Shep lev served frappe and Mmes. C.pany.e Ball, Schneider, Brant, M. L. Dunn, S. A. Reed, Alonzo Phillips and Willett acted as hostesses and assisting were Mmes. C. Glasser, N. Bearnes, J. McHale, A. Guild, W. B. Jones, L. E. Hoyt, Emma Rogers, Misses Mary Hoyt, Emma Rogers, Ella M. Dudley, Zada White and Minnie Lane. Mrs. S. R. ChiTd had charge of a guess ing contest and Miss Mary Hoyt of the sale of a handsome dish. Mmes. H. A. Flint E. R. Sawyer, J. C. Mooney, C. A. J. Marsh and Henry Burgess were the directors for the affair. A Reciprocity Meeting. Dr. and Mrs. Don F. Fitzgerald open ed their handsome home at 2300 Port land avenue last evening for the recip rocity party given by members of the Utopian club for the presidents^ of the various women's clubs in the city and their friends. About 125 guests were present and were entertained delightful ly at an illustrated talk by. Prof essor Maria Sanford,. who spoke on "An Evening in Italy." The lecture was given in the billiard room and a musical program followed at which the Misses Loretta Dellone, Edna Mattson and Flo ra Boyd gave harp and violin selections, and Burton Twitchell sang. I the din ing room a prettj' color scheme of red and white was carried out with tulips, and a group of the vounger girls served. An interestingly arranged curio exhibit ed by Mr. Fitzgerald was shown. The officers of the Utopian club, Mmes. Harry Robinson, F. *0. Sammis, George Bryant and Miss Brown assisted in re ceiving. Reception Postponed. The national officers of the General Federation of Women's clubs will be unable to reach St. Paul until Tuesday morning so the -reception which was planned for them Monday afternoon has been postponed until Tuesday when it will be given in the Aberdeen, St. Paul, from 3 until 5 'olock. The club women of Minneapolis are bidden to this in formal gathering for the national offi cers. __- CLUB NOTES. Th Columbian club will meet Mouday after noon with Mrs Walter Browne, 3224 Irrlnss avenue S The Ramblers will hold their second review Monday at 2 30 With Mrs Thomas Quln by. 1012 Clinton avenue, as the club will at tend the reception for the national federation in ft. Paul Tuesday MISS HALL'S RECITAL Miss Ednah Florence very enioyable -'recital school auditorium last Hall gave a at Johnson evening, the iUf i uu cosy room being crowded to the doors, mauy being unable to secure seats. Miss Hall had prepared an elaborate program including two arias of tho seventeenth and eighteenth centuries, an aria from Massenet's ''Herodiado,'' a group of Schumann songs, another group of German songs, and five Amer ican songs, including Gertrude Sans Souci's "Twilight Shadows." Miss Hall's selections were made with fine disciimination and were well calcu to display her vocal accomplish ments. The old-time arias were charmingly quaint, while the "Herodiade" aria is in Massenet's best vein, combining the lvric and the dramatic in effective contrast. Miss Hall was at her best in the Schumann numbers, which are especial lv adapted to her voice. The German lieder and American songs were all verv interesting. Assisting MisB Hall were Miss Ger trude Sans-Souci, pianist, who played Moskowaki's "Ldebes Walzer" with a happv combination of daintiness and strength, and Franz Zedeler, violinist, who chose "Fantasie on Swedish Airs" for his contribution to the program. Bot were heartily applauded and Miss Sans-Souci refused to respond to an encore. Howard Boardman. Beauty-bringers are Satin skin cream and Satin skin complexion powder. Only 25c. Mrs. Everett MacGiU and Mrs. William Thwlng entertained the members of the Recrea tion club and their husbands at the home of Mrs. MacGlll, S14 Fifth avenue S, Thursday evening. 1 "When tho system has been weakened and health under mined by a severe attack of Grippe you'll find the Bitters very beneficial. It will strengthen the entire system, restore the appetite and cura Belching, Heartburn, Liver Troubles, Costiveness, In somnia, Dyspepsia^ Indiges tion or Female Ills. Bijou A little tov comedian, weight fifty pounds, supported by a brindle-covered stage dog, with rolling ejTes, Auditorium The greatest living actress. Mme. Sarah Bernhardt, whose matchless his trionic achievements have enabled her to dominate the world of theatricals for a quarter of a century, will appear in a repertory of immortal plays at theder Auditorium on Feb. 22, 23 and 24. The sale of seats for this engagement will open Monday morning the store of the Metropolitan Music company. No seats have been sold except to fill mail orders to accommodate the people of other cities, so that there are hun dreds of desirable ones left for every performance. Mme. Bernhardt's repertory for this engagement includes four great plays which have brought great fame to their authors and undying renown to thethe actress who has been their living em bodiment. The play selected for the opening night, Thursday, Feb. 22. will be "La Sorciere," one of the most powerful dramas ever written. I was in this matchless creation that the mature ge nius of Victorien Sardou wrote to nil the measure of the world's greatest tra- V^T JT THE MINNEAPOLIS JOURNAL. February 17,' 31906. THINGS TO SEE AT THE THEATERS NEXT WEEK i'minri pii nm HIM Metropolitan. Miss Lulu Glaser, the dainty Dolly Varden and the Madcap Princess of other seasons, will be seen for the first time in her career as a comic opera star in modern costumes at the Metro politan opera house for the "week open ing Monday evening. There will be no Wednesday matinee, but a special Wash ington's birthday matinee Thursday. The regular matyiee will be given Sat urday. Miss Glaser will have the role of Miss Dolly Dollars in Charles Dilling ham's production of that name. The musical comedy emanated from tluvpens of Harry B. Smith and Victor Herbert. It scored an instantaneous success in New York, and after filling the time i allotted to it at the Knickerbocker theater, put in a few weeks at the New Amsterdam. Owing to previous con tracts. Miss Glaser and iier supporting cast were compelled to go on tour and thus break a phenomenally successful run. The role of Dolly Dollars was writ ten especially for Miss Glaser. I is that of an athletic and ebullient daugh ter of an American millionaire, who is doing Europe. She has a passion for %utomobiles and is pursued by fortune hunters from England to Paris. These fortune-hunters are men of titles who are willing to sell themselves for Ameri can dollars. The real man of title arrives in the person of Miss Dollais' chauffeur. This nobleman has seen the American girl while crossing the channel, and it was a case of love at first sight. The noble man arrives at his home at Henley-on Thames and discovers his secretary pos ing as* the real lord. Instead of being indignant, he instructs his employee to keep up the deception. The genuine no bleman in the meantime hires himself out as chauffeur to the American heir ess and is thus constantly in her com The truth is not discovered un til th play is nearly over. Miss Glaser was never seen to better advantage. The song hits are numerous, and the light, chorus and other effects which surround the vocal numbers, are strik ingly new and novel. The members of the chorus can sing and dance as well as look pretty. Among others in theLyceum cast are Melville Stewart, R. C. Herz, Charles Bradshaw, Carrie Perkins, Thomas Whiffen, Olive Murray. Nella Webb, Henry Vogel, Byron Oagtey, W. Norton, James Leahy, Carl Hartberg, James Renny,f Enrice Oremonte, John Ardizone, Sidney Harris, Edward Leahey, and a host df Eton boys and summer girh. will be the attraction at the Bijou all next week, commencing with a matinee tomorrow at 2:30. "Buster Brown" is the toy comedian, and in size, voice, dress and mischief, he is the realization in the flesh and blood boy of Richard Outcault's fancy. Owing to the great popularity of "Buster" with the children^ mati nees will be given every day during the engagement here. "Buster" and his dog, his partner in crime,'' Tige,'' carry the comedy, and while they hold the stage, the innocent fun is laugh-provok ing. Master Rice, who takes the par^t of the innocent-looking but mischievous little fellow, is an exceedingly clever comedian, and exhibits a variegated as sortment of stage tricks. He can sing, dance and act and does all creditably, being genuinelyjtfunny, and in addition he adds to \i$ entertainment a cur tain speech,., inMuc lie thanks all the little boys^and^J^tle girls in the audir ence for bringing their'parents to see the" show. Buster's inseparable companion and faithful dog "Tige," is enacted by one of the,best-known. animal, impersona^ wit a profusion" of characters whic helps to increase the mauy funny situ ations. Of the specialties, perhaps the hest is a march and drill with Scotch costumes, providing the climax to the first act. tors. The comedy is played in two acts entertainer of princes," in the perBon ^-e,,^^ i,,*^ -.vi-ih roncnit/s r^?tt Mothers! R5- WRITE US FREELY and frankly, in strictest confidence, telling all your troubles, and stating your age. We will send you FREE ADVICE, in plain sealed envelope, and a val uable book on'' Home Treatment for Women.'' Address: Ladies' Advisory Department, The Chattanooga Medicine Co., Chattanooga, Tenn. GS4 *+i gedienne, and the union -has brought fame and riches to both. The familiar "Oamille," emotional vehicle for actresses for the. last half century, will be presented on Friday evening. The demand for seats for "Camille" is greater than for any N of the other plays, altho the indications are excellent for capacity houses dur ing the entire engagement. "Phedre," Racine's great- tragedy, has been selected for the matinee per formance on Saturday. Of this clas sic gem of antiquity, it is only neces sary to remark that it stands in the same relation to the French drama as "Hamlet" does to the English, the greatest ambition of all French ac tresses being to appear as "Phedre. The story is founded on the ancient Greek myth of Hippolytus, son of the hero Theseus, who is beloved by Phe dre, Theseus' wife. I is the only ex ample of the purely classical .trench drama in Mme. Bernhardt's present repertorv. Its action takes place in the cradle of the world, in an age when gods and men walked alike upon the earth. Even its authorship is 250 yeais aid This will be ihe play to delight students and scholars who revel in the beauties of classic literature. The play, however, is of the highest dramatic or der, else ii would not have a place in the repertorv of so great an actress as Bernhardt. On Saturday evening kaou mas terpiece, "La Tosca," will be the otter ing. This play is well known in Amer ica but it is one of those terrible! tragedies which should never be apand proached except bv a great artist, pic turing the rum of a sweet, giihsh lite, all innocence and tiustfulness, disclos ing piteously the machinations of a fiend who seeks to encompass her moral ruin, it is a play which suffers when enacted by ordinary actresses a Tosca," driven to murder and suicide by the fiend Baron Scarpia after the horrors of the torture chamber be comes a most fascinating, terrible thing when impersonated bv Mme. Bernhardt. Mme. Bernhardt is supported by her own company and all her plays are staged with a magnificence such, as no other artist has ever attempted this country, with the possible exception ot Sir Henry Irvmg. "All the Comforts of Home," one of the best American comedies ever writ ten that biilliant, farcical fellow, William Gillette, will engage the abili ties of the Ralph Stuart company at the Lvceum next week. Everybody knows this exquisite farce with its sane humor, its legitimate sit uations growing naturally out of a neat plot skilfully executed, and its ^clean cut comedy characters. The chief in terest in the play, however, is in the op portunity it affords the Lyceum's clien tele to see the Ralph Stuart company in holiday attire and out for a merry time. "All the Comforts of Home" re quires actors and actresses of first-class capabilities, and Mr. Stuart declares he has given more caie to bringing his players up to the proper degree of pro ficiency in this play than in any other since the beginning of his engagement. The plot of the play unfolds the hap penings which befell the magnificent home of rich old Mr. Pettibone, who went to Europe with his wife and daughter, leaving his enterprising neph ew, Alfred Hastings, to "look after the house." The palatial home ap pealed to the young man, who was in need of money, so he hit upon the idea of renting out rooms. As an induce ment extraordinary to his advertise ments, he promised "All the Comforts of Home." As soon as the young man got a crank musician, an invalid with crazy nerves, a giddy young comic opera lady, and a gay old hen-pecked bird installed in uncle's house, the fun be gan. Orpheum The "prince of entertainers and the Marshal gilde will forthl at tho Orpheum nexrt, week,holdd an loca patrons will have their first opportunity to enjoy the witticisms of the most fa mous' after-dinnei' speaker and general purveyor of anecdotes in the world. "He is the biggest little man and the littlest big man in the world to- day," declares his friend and admirer, Elbert Hubbard, and many thousands who love a good ,ioke well told have voiced their approval of this verdict. As an entertainer of princes, Mr. Wil has appeared before King Edward of England on sixteen occasions before Queen Alexandra on twelve occasions Abbas, khedive of Egypt the Prin cesses Louise, Victoria and Maud, the duke and duchess of Connaught, the duke of Cambridge and a score of other notables. The engagement of Marshall P. Wilder is in many respects one of the season's big events. Of Bert Coote, who hat but recently returned from a triumphal tour of the British music halls, and who will be second big attraction of tho week in A Lamb in Wall Street," it has been said that "he is the composite of all that is good in American come- One of the finest and most amusing musical acts will be presented by the Colby family, Mr. and Mrs. William H. Colby, Master Frank and Little Byrle. As aleaf are singers andcn- musi- ove Fo \\Jfflt I tiUS**** dorsed Ayer's Cherry Pectoral (or UflCIS coughs, colds, weak lungs, bronchitis, consumption. Cures hard cases, des perate cases, old cases. You can trust doctors have sixt a medicine the best doctors approve. We hare no secrets! We publish o. Ayer Co.. the formulas of all oar aealdnei. Iiowiu. Hass. WINE OF cians of ability and the setting and business of the act'corresponds to the fact that they area family, off the stage as well as on, the Colbys are im mensely successful. William Sullivan and Clarice Jfas quelena are not in need of introduc tion, as their singing specialty, A Newsboy's Appeal made a hit last There are two acrobatic acts on the bill' in each of which the principal per formers are women. Tony Wilson and Heloise were the originators of the trampling or bounding-bed acrobatic act, in which "they still remain unexcelled, while the Amoros Sisters are the best examples of the European school of aerial acrobatics. Of Rice and Cady, German come dians, the Los Angeles Express says: "They were given the greatest ovation any performer has received 'Since the Orpheum was established on bpring The kinodrome 's subject will be A Friend in Need is a friend Indeed. The Piccolo Midgets, Agnes Mahr, Mills and Morris, Flo Adler and John i Thorne and Grace Carleton will be seen for the last time tonight. Unique The Unique will offer a premier musi cal* and comedy bill next week which includes some of the best-known peo ple^ onH the svaudeville stage, Mr s! in importance is the engagement off he music hall artists, "The English Rosebuds," two bright British maidens who know all about the Stard and the "Chappies" of that famous region. With cute little songB and graceful dances they easily win a miscellaneous audience. Another headline attraction is the lively specialty contributed by Mills Sanford. Their turn is a travesty on many American things, and is de scribed as deliciously funny. Only one athletic act will be pre sented this week, that of the Julians, kings of the flying rings and exponents of physical culture. The Julians are finely formed young men, who repre sent in their developed muscles the acme of physical training. Collins and a Belle, former favor ites, will present a singing and dancing sketch which has won favor all season in eastern cities, and Mary Madden, the sweet girl graduate from the mono loguist's workshop, who also has a song or two, will contribute a delightful ten minutes. Eva Lomkin will sing new illustrated songs. A new series of mo tion pictures in comedy vein will be presented. Dewey You have heard the time-worn and time-proven adage of the early bird. In the burlesque world it has found no stronger example of its truth than the organization of "Miss New York, Jr.," Extravaganza company, which appears at the Dewey theater com mencing Sunday afternoon. I is the pioneer of a wide realm of ideas new to the public. The company, with their own original ideas, have won a place that their imitators cannot reach. They have proven themselves the early birds and the coveted worm. Public opinion and approval are theirs. "The King of Kokomo," a musical comedy in two acts, by Billy Allen, will be produced. I is full of funny dialect and bright lines. During the first and second acts an olio .will be given. Only the best vaudeville spe cialties will be introduced. Among the] well-known acts are the Boston City quartet, the Wiora trio, the Gagnouxs, Allen and Brigh|, Bandy and Wilson, and Holman, Hayward and Hayward. The headliner of the olio is the fa mous moving pictures of the Fitzsim mons-O'Brien fight. Superfluous Hair Removed by the New Principle. (Sk3Il!rciete A revelation to modern science. It is the only scientific and practical way to destroy hair. Don't waste time experimenting with electroly sis, X-ray and depilatories. These are offered you on the BARE WORD ot the operators and manufacturers. 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