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4 I *\4^ 1 I THE JOURNAL V0L1TME XXVniNO. 184. LTJCIAN SWIFT, MANAGER. Up to 54 pages J. S. McLAIN, EDITOR. PUBLISHED EVERY DAY SUB80EIPTI0N BATES BY MAIL. Dally and Sunday, per month *ta Dally only, per month *?c Sunday only, per month BY CARRIER OUTSIDE THE CITY. Dally and Sunday, one month 60q BY CARRIER IN MINNEAPOLIS AND SUBURBS. Dally and Sunday, one month 45c POSTAGE BATES OF SINGLE COPIES Up to 18 pages 1 ?ntt Up to 38 pages 2 cen 8 cent 8 All paper* are continued until an explicit order received for discontinuance and until all ar tearages are paid. PUBLICATION OFFICEMinneapolis, Minn., Journal building, 47-49 Fourth street S. WASHINGTON OFFICEW. W. Jermane, chief of Washington Bureau, 001 902 Colorado build ing Northwestern visitors to Washington in vited to make use of reception room, library, stationery, telephone and telegraph facilities. Central location. Fourteenth and streets N\V. 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The pressing reason is that all, or nearly all, are candidates for re election, and the reports from their constituencies are far from reassuring. The state of feeling in the country against the abuses of big public cor porations is such that it cannot be ac curately gaged. Members of congress do not know today whether the passage of a rate bill will quiet the agitation or merely accentuate it. They fear the worst from their personal standpoint. There is a feeling at Washington that what has been accomplished in the way of legislation has merely whetted the appetite of the country for more. The members are expecting contests for nominations in manv districts from men who represent a still more radical attitude toward trusts and combines. Under these circumstances many members want to get away from Wash ington and home to inform their con stituents upon the actual accomplish ments of the session, with the expecta tion that the facts, as outlined by those who took part in the work, will have a tendency to satisfy voters who have been excited by muckraking pro pensities of manv publications. The statement issued a few weeks ago. showing how hard congress has worked and how many more bills it bad passed than any other congress that ever tried its hand at the busi ness, did not do any good. At that time congress had not passed two very Important measures that the people wanted, and they had no patience to examine the record of routine work while the fate of those bills hung in the balance. Since that report con gress has passed the rate bill and al cohol bill and sent them to conference. The eye of the country is on these bills. If they are perfected, there will be more of a disposition to give the congressmen credit for their work on ither lines but if these bills are not perfected, it will be no answer in the campaign that congress passed more laws by lineal measurement than any f its predecessors. A Belgian scientist announces a hot llr cure. The farmer would like to see it tried on his crops. Railroad Despotism. The nastiest part of the revelations regarding the Pennsylvania is that chapter relating to the treatment of citizens who attempted to open coal mines without the advice or consent of the railroad. The testimony of one of the vicepresidents of the road is that he "discouraged new openings and that he refused applicants side tracks. If they got past him and se cured them from higher officials, the testimony of other Pennsylvania min ions is that they were harassed and worried by the lack of cars until they either quit or bribed the understrappers pf the road with shares of stock to end them adequate supplies. Tespotism eoiild surely go 110 farther than this. The railroad which held it ielf out to be a common carrier bound by its charter to treat all alike, under took either in the pursuance of a policy jr merely from caprice^it matters not whichto regulate a private business,* to control the supply of an important product and to declare who should be miners and who should not. The more this unblushing testimony is examined, -s he more irritating does it appear, the nore does it raise in the minds of the aeople a doubt of the efficacy or char tcter of any private management of railroads. The whole coal situation in ihis country needs the sifting of an in vestigation. The whole relation of the (allroads to it, so far as it has been it ihown, has been one of criminal des potism. If there is anything back of Ibis attitude which justifies it, the rail pads are entitled to have it shown. If n there is nothing to excuse such conduct xcept graft, then the facts should be fcnown so that the law may deal with -fb as it deserves. The policy of cover I- ,JP cannot be played again. The lid has ee partially lifted. It must be taken cu- entirely, tho the smell should drive Monday Evening, men aa h|gh up as Cassatt himself to disgraceful retirement. N. B.If the people of the United States have anything to say about who shttll run the Pennsylvania hereafter, it will not be George F. Baer. Mr. Patton stands pat on the Pennsyl vania graft. Took His Word for It. Senator Nelson furnished another in stance in the senate the other day of the confidence which the members of that body have in any statement which he may make on the floor. The ques tion of government inspection of grain was up in the way of an amendment to a pending bill. Some serious charges had been made against state inspection and directed particularly at the Min nesota system, whereupon Senator Nel son took the floor and instructed the senate for twen ty minutes in the sys tem of Minnesota inspection and the reasons why some charges made against it seem to have a basis of fact, altho, under the senator's illuminating expla nation, it must have been apparent to the senate (and in view of their ac tion seems to have been clear) that one great source of dissatisfaction is the condition in which grain is shipped by the producer. Senator Nelson called attention to the necessity for dockage at the elevator for dirt, foul seed, etc., to the reduction in the price of maca roni or durum wheat the necessity for cleaning and securing wheat, and tho other processes necessary to produce a marketable article. When Senator Nel son had finished, the proposed amend ment was properly laid on the table. Mr. Baer has a divine right to run the coal fields, but he Is willing to take hu man commission to run the Pennsyl vania. The Auditorium Work. Rev. G. L. Morrill gave his final service before the summer vacation at the Auditorium last night, when the Memorial day service was held before an audience of 3,000 persons. The Au ditorium has been used by Mr. Morrill for-the evening service since the 3d of last December. In that time he has preached to audiences aggregating 60,- 000 people. The character of the serv ice has been that of an undenomina tional church, free to everybodv and in cluding three things: educational fea tures in art, appropriate music, a square-toed sermon. The work has been financed by con tributions entirely. A the first the collection was taken in the church. There were two things the matter with this plan: it did not produce enough money to take care of the rent and incidentals, and it took too much time. After long consideration of the prob lem, Mr. Morrill substituted a sub scription at the door. This had two highly gratifying re sults: It raised the average giving from 2 cents to about 7, and it relieved the tiresome wait of taking a collec tion in the service. The Auditorium has not been a dead thing in giving to others. Contributions have been made by the audiences of something more than $1,000 to various public move ments. To the Berwin fund the Audi torium gave $500, to San Francisco $300, to the encampment $100, besides answering many minor calls. In getting possession of the Audi torium, Mr. Morrill struck the keynote of his work in the city. Its success has been gratifying its results have been attested both by individuals and by observers who have occasion to note the effect of civic movements of all kinds. The meetings will be resumed in September, when Mr. Morrill will be able to announce additions to the program of services. Governor Pennypacker is considerably obliged to the Pennsylvania railroad for giving the Philadelphia newspapers an other topic. Advertising Doctors. The prejudice uf the medical profes sion against advertising doctors is so strong that in California they secured the passage of a law in 1901 which is intended absolutely to prohibit doctors from advertising, and declares, among other things, that "the accused party at the time he presents his answer for filing, shall deposit with the secretary his certificate, and unless he does so the secretary must not file his answer, and default shall be thereupon entered against liim and his certificate revolted, if the charges, on their faee, be deemed sufficient by the board.'' This matter has been passed upon judicially. Some doctor who advertised refused to file his certificate with the secretary of the state medical board, and the court says that he cannot be compelled to surrender his certificate on the order of an irresponsible party, especially when no testimony has been taken in the case. The license is prop erty and cannot be taken away except in such manner as is prescribed -under the constitution that is, by due process of law. The California Medical Journal, in commenting on this decision, declared it to be a righteous one and one that commends itself to the intelligence of the laity as well as to the profession. Furthermore, it disapproves of the whole theory of opposition to the an nouncement of new remedies. "The wisdom of today," it says, "may be the folly of tomorrow. Shall nine men sit in judgment and decide that noth ing new shall be advanced by the pro fession? Then progress would cease and the board of medical examiners become the owls of the age. They could sav thus far you can go, and no far ther. Five imbeciles can Control the wheels of progress and say, we are the people and wisdom will die with us." There is a natural prejudice against the advertising doctor. Sometimes he is a fake, and, furthermore, we have been taught by physicians who despise advertising to look with suspicion upon any man who vaunts his professional skill as a merchant would bqast of a stock of goods. W recognize the dif ference, and yet undoubtedly a proper amount and a reasonable kind of ad vertising may be approved on the part {HE of the medical profession and undoubt edly many of the advertised remedies and advertising practitioners are worthy of patronage* 'At any rate, it is significant that a medical journal should so pointedly condemn the drastic measures taken by a state medical board to puniih members of the profes sion who were guilty of no greater of fense than that of advertising their special knowledge. A Mrs. Nolan, just divorced In Boston, allowed Mr. Nolan to have Ihe custody of the twenty-four children. Did some body say that "Everybody works," etc. Jockeying the Pure Food Bill. Everything seems to progress at Washington but the pure food bill, and there are signs that this much-needed measure is being deliberated held up till the last hours of the session, when it will go over for lack of time. The senate has done its duty, but the house, according to one correspondent, seems to have built a cofferdam about the bill, around which the stream of legis lation flows. honest manufacturers, from retailers, and from consumers who have awak ened to the danger that lurks in poison ous colors and noxious drugs innocently taken. On the other hand there is a strong lobby maintained by the "rec tifiers" of bad whisky and the makers of fraudulent goods of all kinds. This influence has frightened a lot of back boneless congressmen, and they want to put the whole subject over until after election. They have toyed with the bill for months. It was introduced in both houses Dec. 6. and passed the sen ate Feb. 21. The house committee kept it "in soak" for a few weeks, and substituted the house bill for the senate bill, which is a broader and more pro gressive measure. The house bill, how ever, is a long step in advance, and would be welcomed by the friends of pure food. It was made a special order for April 10, and on the calendar as a special order it remains. Appropriation bills and a dozen other measures get preference, and the .pure food bill goes over from day to day. The house has dallied with the Ilev bum bill long enough. It is about time for action, and the public will not be satisfied with any lame excuses. A failure to act on the measure at this session will be equivalent to a defeat, and those who are responsible will have to answer for their disregard of public health and safetv. Glassport, Pa, authorities have begun a campaign against those who use pro fane language on the streets or in public places. For mild brands a fine of 40 cents has been fixed, and for stronger brands the users will have to -pay 67 cents There are times when a man 'will not allow 40 cents to stand between him and the remark, "By hen." Timidity among congressmen is the explanation. There is such a strong demand for pure food legislation that 1 tie the wisest thing i6n^ the present crisis they dare not defeat it. It comes from I L.5 Senator Burrows of Michigan favors the popular election of senatois after an amendment to the constitution has been secured. Mr. Burrows believes this is the way to favor things which are com ing without committing himself to any ridiculous project for bringing thern about. Charles Landis of Indiana is so firmly convinced of the efficacy of the tariff that in the national house last week he went so far as to defend the practice of selling more cheaply to for eigners than to our own people. Lucky foreigners! Mr. Towne did not find room enough in the democratic party for President Roosevelt and himself, so he expelled the president with a mighty puff of the lungs. Mr Towne need not have been alarmed, there was room enough for him in any event. The United States will print about a million less copies of reports this year, and thereby save about $750,000, but congress has already blown it all In the attempt to build a battleship in com petition with a private firm. City Magistrate Pool, who has re signed from the police court bench in New York, once rendered a legal decision that a robin was a wild beast Mr. Pool ought to be engaged by the gpvernment on the tariff. Patack's fifty-fifth. tiea.viris lias just closed in the recorder's court, and he. has recently begun his sixth term as mayor of the death house at Sing Slpg It will soon be advertised as a health resort Massachusetts has increased the speed limit from fifteen to twenty miles an hour. It was one of those acts which Is calculated to make the law square with the. practice, but does not work both ways. The prohibitionists have nominated State Treasurer Berry, a democrat, for governor, and are looking for a coalition with the party of "opposition to sumptu ary legislation.M The world is wobbling. Senator Piatt has come out in an in terview denying positively that he is "a doddering nonentity." We should hes itate to take Mr. Piatt's statement on this point, as he may be prejudiced. Japan still has 600.0Q0 soldiers in Man churia. She has two reasons for not bringing them home, one that they are not needed there, and another that they may be needed where, they are. The record of the Boston baseball team of a series of straight defeats causes the Boston Globe to cry mightily for a new pocket edition of Emerson's essay on "Compensation H. H. Rogers is now of the opinion that the government of the United State* is not merely an ornamental institution calculated to give an air of legality to Standard Oil graft. The, Detroit News says that the raise in prices made by the collarbutton trust will hit us in the neok. But if we may believe the comic papers, it will ty "s under the bureau, r MINNEAPOLIS IbiimkL. Minnesota Politics Hennepin May Find Conditions Right at Duluth to Present BoutelleDem- ocrats Will Probably Meet During Pair Week. One of the reasons why local repub licans want to send an unpledged dele gation to Duluth is because there is a possibility of the convention hitting on a Hennepin man to head the ticket. After arriving on the scene, the dele gates from Hennepin may find the oc casion propitious for presenting the name of Mortimer H. Boutelle. Boutelle has been in the minds of a good many republicans, both in Min neapolis and outside, as good material for governor. A the Garfield club ban quet in Duluth, where Boutelle took the company by storm, a Boutelle boom was started that would have swept Duluth and spread over the state generally, if Mr. Boutelle himself had not called a halt. does not want to leave his business for any political office, and has taken every' occasion to discourage the gubernatorial talk. It has not stopped, however, and is frequently heard in Minneapolis. The friends of the big attorney feel that no man in the state could put up a bettee cam paign, and that his nomination would ct AMUSEMENTS Wf*?X ^?tf~* '-iV P% .--_ Metropolitan"Wllhelm Tell." "Wilhelm Tell," bv Friedrich von Schiller, was presented at the Metropoli tan theater last e\t.mng by the Swiss society of Minneapolis. No more appro priate medium of celebrating the twenty-fifth anniversary of the society could have been chose.n. "Wilhelm Tell" is one of the greatest dramas illustrative of the "Freiheits Kaempfe" in Switzer land, and is one -of, the masterpieces of the great German author- The perfoim ance was put on under the direction of Louis Kopfman and was enjoyable thru out. It was well stased, the actors read their lines with a genuine ring of pati iot ism, and Schiller's beautiful and lofty sentiments found sincere exponents ,n Mistakes, the group of sixty "Schweitzer who .Jr. ,T th ^,0=* composed as A large audience, including the German generous applause. Particularly impres- f sive was the scene on the Ruetle, where the dawning of liberty for th oppressed Swiss makes the setting for beautiful patriotic expressions. TeJl's master shot in the third act, called forth a splendid bit of acting and was the climax of the evening. Werner Stauffacher, played by Henry Steuderl Wilhelm Tell, bv Theo dore Muellei HeOwig, Xell's wife, Mrs Mueller, and Gertrude, Stauffacher's wife, Mrs. Louis Kopfman, were, very success ful Hugo Yetter as Herrman Gessier, the hated Reichsvogt, and Carl Baer as the Bannerherr, gave a vivid portrayal of the roles. The other members of the Swiss society who, by their intelligent interpretation of Schiller's work, con tributed towards the entertaining pre sentation of the play, were, J. Schwittala, A. Zimmerman, St. Mallner. John Plets cher, Louis Hauser, A Miller, Fr Nig geler, F. Huengi, Louis Kuenzi, Louis Kopfman, Fred Knobel, Cas per Michel, Mag, J. Guildimann, J. Christne. Fisher. G. Hefti. Conrad Pletscher, Knobel, Jr, Miss Marie Mellet, Mrs Fred Niggeler, Mrs. St. Moll ner, Mrs. R. Knobel, Charles Guggisberg, "Victor Knobel, A. Wansed Henry Luekenbach, Beat Meyer, Fritz, Steiger, A. Miller and B. Fisher. Bijou"When Knighthood Was In Flower." Few plays have within themselves the inherent strength possessed by the dram atization of Charles Major's novel, "When Knighthood Was in Flower" So vivid and realistic are its linr.3 and situations that of itsel* and independent almost of its interpretation it has power to attract and hold When properly interpreted, tho, that power to attract becomes a liv ing thing that fascinates. One. lives and moves and feels with tho characters of the play. There is nothing involved, nothing of the problem in the plot Its characters and their emotions are easily \ina.ea-stood. For these reasons the play must ever be popular. There are few characters that offer the opportunity for the display of brilliant woman genius that is offered by the central character, Mary Tudor. The de mands of the part are as great 1 its opportunities, for it demands everything. The part of the proud, wilful, impulsive, coquettish and loving Mary, sister to King Henry Vtll. demands the best of everything if it Is to be interpreted in Its full strength and beauty. Virginia Drew Trescott and a large company appear at the Bijou this week with an able, presentation of ''When Knighthood Was in Flower," and were greeted yesterday by twq {arge and en thusiastic audiences Miss Trescott as Mary Tudor, has the full demands of the piece upon her sjhpulders, and for the most part is capable. Unfortunately, however, a Lady Macbeth temperament cannot be fitted to the beautiful, lighter and more girlish and subtle part of Mary Tudor. In the heavier scenes Miss Trescott is at her best, but she cannot portray with full effect the changing moods of youth and grace. Her leading support, Johp J. Farrel, as Charles Brandon, is good as captain 6f the king's guards, but pot so good as the lover ot Mary Tudor, sister of the king, Mr. Farrel is an able man and pleases on the whole, as does Miss Trescott. In the heayler, strenuous scenes he is at his best. Martha Mayo as Jane, isv i- 1 _^ JA 1 1 wishes, and have not forced the issue with him. It is not likely that the county convention will take any action, but if the delegation is free to act at Duluth it may find a sentiment in other delegations that calls for Boutelle. N matter how strong his feelings are on the subject, he would have to accept the nomination if tendered to him in such a way. That is the outcome his friends are hoping for. The democratic campaign bureau is at work already preparing literary mate rial for use later on. There will be plenty of time for that after the repub lican convention, but one story goes that the democratic bureau is expect ing to see Jacobson turned down at Du luth, and has prepared an article for use in the democratic press, telling of the great things Jacobson has done and the reasons why he was defeated at the behest of the corporations. The democratic convention will be late, and more than likely it will be held during state fair week. There will not be much of a contest in sight to attract delegates from outside, and a lareer attendance will be secured if held during the fair It will enable outsiders to combine the two trips, and will be appreciated by those living at a distance. The state campaign can hardly be opened in earnest till after the primaries Sept. 18. and a conven tion about Sent. 5 would give two weeks for the candidates and committee to get readv for active business. As far as organization goes, that is well in hand right now. The Princeton Union says it is a good guess that the nominee at Duluth will be Jacobson, Cole, or "some man who is not at present entered as a candi- date." Kef erring to Hanson, or to Boutelle? Charles B. Cheney. Foyer Chat and characters dear to every Scandinav ian heart, will be the offering of the Swe dish Dramatic club at the Metropolitan for the half week opening tonight. The local color wttl be furthefr heightened by the introduction of patriotic songs and national dances. Miss Ida Ostergren, a celebrated actress from Stockholm, who has been appearing with the Swedish Dramatic society of Chicago, has been engaged for the leading roles in "Ner kingarne," which is to be given tonight and Wednesday night, and will also ap pear in "Vermlertdingarne," which Is to morrow night's bill. The engagement of Nat C. Goodwin at the M-tropolitan the latter part of this week calls to mind the fact that In all the years this favorite player has been before his public, he has never pro duced a play that did not have upon it the stamp of cleanliness and wholesome ness He comes again this season with another new American play, written by William and Cecil de Mille, a comedy dealing with New York life, which has scored a decided success wherever pre sented. Seats fpr the Goodwin engage ment can be secured today. The popular esteem in which the Fer stock company is held by the theater going public of Minneapolis was evi denced this morning by the long line of seat purchasers who besieged the box office of the Metropolitan at the opening of the sale for the first week's engage ment of this notable organization of players. From the heavy advance reg istered this morning -the opening next Sunday afternoon in "The Great Ruby," will be in the nature of an ovation, and will doubtless rival some of the first night scenes in New York in the eaily winter season. Ralph Stuart is keeping up his win ning gait in furnishing brilliant light comedies for the entertainment of pat rons of the Lyceum theater Two ca- Ralph Stuart players, will be reviewed Tuesday's Journal The Unique's big dramatic bill was in augurated with two matinee perform ances today. The bill for this week in cludes two fine one-act plays, besides high-class specialties by the great El dridg^ the merry Fishers and Ben Mul vey, eccentric comedian. The best and latest music, European novelties and brilliant dancing turns are featured. "My Wife's Family," a clever musical farce comedy, will be. the attraction at the Bijou next week, commencing Sun day afternoon. This production is a melange of comedy situations, bright lines, original repartee, dances and music. WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINS Editor of The Journal. th mS and Swiss residents of Minneapolis and the more for it. President Roosevelt St Paul, witnessed the performance may June mad* a mistake in the recent The social spirit was prevalent, and at repub lean-democratic^mix-up- bu.we be- the conclusion of each impressive scene "eve timeehwilloprove him in the right. He the audience showed its appreciation by May 28, 1900. pleas- ing, and capable. She has a vivacious manner, an entrancing: smile and a well controlled voice. Joseph Slator as Henry is appropriately bluff and choleric. SFho some lack of experience is notice able, the performance is pleasing and moves along with a swing and dash. The costumes and properties are selected with care, and the pieee Is well staged. Miss Trescott is an actress of ability and worth, having formerly been seen as lead ing support for Frederick Warde in heav ier parts. The piece will run the week, with matinees. Plays reflecting life in "The Land of the Midnight Sun," and depicting scenes I far~from "objecting to the niche in which men make mistakes we love them a "tt make mistakes, but his insignificant compared with *correctness ar hl of judgment as a whole, I felt a personal affront in reading the words of the Duluth gentleman from New York. The citizens of the country love their president. I am one of those, citi zens, and I feel that an attack such as that of last Wednesday will be resented to such an extent that Mr. Towne will find, that he has created a. boomerang for himself, and that he has made an error of judgment, thus making ammunition for the republican guns of the coming campaign, and a sodden charge for the democratic T. H. C. TRADE SELFISHNESS Adam Smith in "Wealth of Nations." The legislator who supports eve.-y proposition for strengthening monopoly is sure to acquire a great reputation for understanding trade. If he opposes them, on the contrary, and still more If he have authority enough to thwart them, neither the most conspicuous probity, nor the highest rank, nor the greatest public service, can protect him from the most infamous abuse and detraction, from per sonal insults, nor sometimes from real fiariKer, arising from the influence of furious and disappointed monopolists RUSSIA NEEDS AN EXPOUNDER Washington Post. Before many days have passed It will become evident that somebody with the ability of Senator Bailey is needed in Russia to see that she. gets her constitu tion on straight. WORLD TURNS ON 'EM Chicago News. Some of the trusts must be beginning to doubt whether this is the same old world that they have been exploiting all these years. THIS DATE IN HISTORY MAY 28 1576First issue of Liverpool Times, England's first regular news paper. 1660George I. of England, born, 1765-Patrick Henry's resolutions against stamp act passed Virginia assembly. 1810~ rw prince of Sweden killed by fall from his horse. 1818First steamboat on Lake Erie launched. 1843Noah Webster, author of dictionary, died. 1843^-Quebec's first great fire. 1875Erie Railroad company ad- Judged bankrupt. 1881Great Britain paid United States $75,000 in settlement of For tune bay fisheries dispute. 1883Michael Fag In, Phoenix park murderer, hanged In Dublin. 1892Earthquake shock felt In southern California. '1893Body of Jefferson Davis taken from tomb In New Orleans for I remoyal to Richmond. 1893William E. Gladstone burled In Westminster Abbey. 1905Japanese defeated Russian fleet in battle of the Sea of Japan. ADAM OF THE UNSALTED SEA Washington Cor. New York Post. J. Adam Bede of Minnesota has found It impossible to act upon the wise- injunc- tion Tom Corwln laid upon a young mem ber who came to him and asked for a recipe for success in the national legisla ture: "Be a solemn ass." Because of an unfortunate sense of humor and the abil ity to tell a story In a way to command popular approval and make a large crowd laugh, Bede finds himself under a stern moral obligation to be "funny" every time he gets On his feet. The Minnesota man is something more than a mere buffoon. He is as valuable to his state and district as the averaage member of congress, and his home people he has been placed in popular estimation are rather proud of the fame he has won as a laugh-producer. His career has shown that he is a man of some substance and convictions. He was born on a farm in Ohio, and after receiving his education In the public schools, became a printer, and later, a schoolteacher. Then he took up news paper work, and lived in most of the western and southern states. He was a reporter in the press gallery in Washing ton in the early eighties. Then he mar ried and moved to Minnesota. Bede had an idea that he would be se rious in congress, and his first speech be gan as platitudinously as any one could wish. All the members who knew him had swung about in their chairs to face him. their faces cleft with anticipatory grins. The new Minnesota member showed no more traces of humor than a hard-boiled egg Men began to whisper to one another, "What's the matter with Bede?" Bede had bc.sn a public speaker long enough. to realize that nobody was NOT "RETIRING" FROM BUSINE8S Hartford Times. In his sixty-eighth year James Hill has begun the construction of another transcontinental railroad. The line is to run thru the Canadian southwest, is to ask no land-grant favors from the gov ernment, and it is said that within two months 4,000 miles of road will be under contract. Into the great undertaking, Hill enters with zest, vigor and deter mination The case of Hill has no mercy on Dr Osier theory of the age at which man's usefulness should teach its terminal sta tion. A few months ago Hill announced his purpose to retire from active business to get time to "read a book or two." But theater yesterday when "Confusion," a I Hill Like liberty and union, they are screaming farce, was presented. In se- lone and msepaiable. Of all men he'd be lecting plays that will produce hearty I the most wretched if. in his present vigor, laughter, Mr. Stuart is extremely careful he should lay as'de the. reins and get to present only those that are pure and idown fiom the driver's box It's peaches wholesome, and which leave a pleasant jand cream for him to dream great things taste in the mouth. "Confusion," In land then go ahead and do them. He which Nat C. Goodwin scored one of his I likes to conceive large undertakings and greatest hits, and its performance by the then execute them He things 111 mil SOCIALISM AND MARRIAGE Frederick Eng&lsThree great ob stacles block the path of social reform private property, religion and the present form of marriage. Edward CarpenterLet woman insist on her right to speak, dress, thing, act. and, aLo\e all, to use her sex as she thinks best, let her face the scorn and the ridi cule, let her lose hej own life if she likes Morris and Bax. in "Socialism Its Growth and Outcome 'Thus a new de velopment of the family would take place on the basis, not of a predetermined life long business arrangement to be formally and nominally held to, brrespecthe of cir cumstances, but on mutual inclination and affection, terminahje at the will of either party. Bax, in his "Outloelt from the New Standpoint"Meanwhile, we ought to combat by every means within our power her right to speak, dress, think, act. and. the metaphysical dogma of the inherent sanctity of the monog&tnic principle Bebel, present leader -of the German socialists in ""Woman',We *%.,*& fpl paying attention to him, and he essayed Gardnei, John CoHogau, Charlotte Holt Fc" et a comic storv The house immediatelv McNuity, Alfa Holm, Charlie Monroe, Bertha a comic story. ine house immediately 1 Martha Tolletson. Evelyn HMI.U, showed signs of making up. and then the pacity audiences enjoyed to the utmost it's as difficult for Hill to retire from bus- the latest offering at this popular family ine^s as it is for business to retire from Shattck.' Petri tauike, Stuart TWson Butu Nelson (^eorge Dahl. Hilda Sikkila. Mabel Tar ner Wlllard Huntington Ethel Curtiu. Jamea Huntlupton, Margaret Hrbtrt John Frederg, Blodneu Roberto Mabel Larson, Ella Hall, 0- iar Haverberg Harold Moon, Ruth Gilbert Ed ward Mc(aule Marie Granheiin, Maldy Lalne, Anrii Holuier, Stanley Watson. Carl Frank. Eslard UoaiP Trances Anrlerson Mfild Peter son. I'eail Garvin, Walter Blom Florence Chap pell, Clarov Jchnson Elva White Harry Ull more Mabel Schaffer, Ezra Hansen, Vlolett* Hall, Herbert Howes lions and, much more, he acts in mil lions, too He ha*! a great creative fac ultya gift for construction, for de\elop men, for seizing the bull of an opportunity by the horns Close up to the psalmist's allotted limit of life, he now begins the execution of a great project The Great Northern rail road, which stops where, the Pacific ocean begins, and which is supplemented by a steamship line to the orient, will long re main a great monument to his memory But he proposes to erect another monu ment just as great. Any reports about his retiring from business yet awhile should be taken with a hogshead of salt. Hanell Minnesota man saw the role that had Laj ton Banner, Helen Widen, Nora FagerlunU, been assigned to him. Since that day he has never attempted to dodge his duty must ascer tain which form of marriage is the most morala marriage founded on the bour geois idea of property, -or a marriage founded on the free, untrammeled choice of love, such as is only possible in a so cialistic society. SELECTION OF DELEGATES St Cloud Journal-Press. The Minneapolis Journal makes an ex cellent suggestion to the republicans of Hennepin county. It is that Hennepin send an uninstructed delegation to Du luth, and to have one that is truly repre sentative of the peoplo, they should be elected by wards and towns by the delegates to the county convention. The old-time plan was to have a committee appointed by the chairman select the whole delegation which could thus easily be packed In the interest of certain can didates. Hennepin county haAing the largest delegation and no candidate for the, head of the ticket, by adopting the Journal .plan, will gain the confidence of the whole state, and will have a potent Influence in nominating the right man in the right way. THAT GOING-AWAY-SOON FEELING Chicago Journal. People do not litter up their parlors with refuse and filth, and they ought to have the same feeling of decency in re gard to the public streets and parks. Most Chicagoans act as tho they were merely staying here temporarily, and did not care how piuch filth they might cause, for they are going away very soon. ADVICE There was once a pretty chicken But his friends were rery few. For he thought that there was nothing In the world hut what he knew. So he always in the farmyard Had a very fom ard waj. Telling all the hens and turkeys What they ought to do and say. 'Mrs. Goose," he said, "I wonder That your goslings you should fet Go out paddling in the water. It will kill them to get wet." "And I wish, my Old Aunt Dorking," He began to her one day, "That you wouldn't sit all summer In your nest upon the hay Wont ymv an out to- the* meadow Where the grass with seeds is filled "It I should,*' said Mrs. Dorking, "Then my eggs would get ah chilled/' "No they won't." replied the chicken, "And no matter If ther do. Eggs are really good for nothing What's an egg to me or you?" "What's an egg?" aaW Mrs. Dorking, ''Can it be yoa do "not know You yourself were in an eggshell Just one little month ago? And If kind wings had not warmed yon, Yon wml not be out today. Telling hens and geese and torkeys What they ought to do and sayJ To he Tery wise and show It. Is a pleasant thing, no douht But when young folks talk to old folks. They should know what they're abont. Anonymous. 'IHCMtt^iyu^L'^ THIS COLUMN FOR JIM KEY MERCY #ANDS More Bands of Mercy. A number of pleasant features ar( being planned for the 25,000 member^ of the Jim Key Bands of Mercy in th near future. "Uncle Bert" is coming from New York, before long, to meet the mem bers, and he is preparing to write to all of them, expressing his appreciation of the enthusiastic manner in which the Minneapolis children have taken up the humane work. The names published today complete the Irving school bands and the Nicol let school bands. As soon as the plans have been com pleted, the members will be notified thru their column in The Journal. Third Grade. Helen L.. Bauman, teacher. Maigaret Maglll, president, Leslie Hendersoa, secretary, Edna OErlen, Helen Jm,telius, JoLa .McDonald, Russell Loberg, Veroa Walker. Louis 3 fFf Lnvuy. Mar Ohtrem, friend Orcutt, Llovd Brown. Elsie Sundell, Olga Malmbeig, Arthur Olson, rlorence Mcaroe. William Fita henrv. Mabel Tiller. James Sinclair, Vera Dick son, Mark Gibbs, Blanche Curtia. Cheiter Wbite ly,^Mildred Metz, Rudolrh Sundell. Esther Ab berg. A Third Grade. Mary Frances Winton, teacher. Timothy Conidan, president, \\liter Williams, fcecretur\ MadelU Kiouschuabble. Gilbert Cheat lrra Minrle Tabor Eva Curran. Clifford ieneU, Claudia Rces, Mabel Jacobson Lester Wlek, Hazel Websttr, Howard Beal, Routine Htir man Artl ur Caryl Gertrude Peterson, Llsta Smith. Gordon Teague, Clarissa Tollefson Blrale Richardson. Burton Bones. Mabel MeCartuy, Olga Boluigren Loretta Proctor, I eon Conover, Grace Llbby, Ann'e Buker Anna Pedereon. ail Maith a Woid Louis Davis. Florence Hall, Harrv Llmer Gertrude Irai.cK Mabel Wenell, Ch tries Snilman, Catherine Jacobson UH.ua McLaughlin Maigartt Lanrence, Robert Andef son. l^arl Stiller. Fourth Grade. Mabel E. Marshall, teacher. Jemiuie Olson, president, Beatrice Brownjnf, sec.etaiy, Paul Crlie, Roy McCoruiick Marsie A Fourth Grade. Gertrude A. Bowen, teacher. Ellen Shaw bold 1 reside it R^jmond Weier, secretarj Louise Teague, Huth Jr'illmore. HJI ence Lnrso.i. %Mnnie Sundsvold rgarot Or ^old. Helen Olson. Dorothj Andeison MabI* Holm, Ehthcr Helt D^His Tones Florence Web ster, Amanda Hippo Eveh-n Ban Amlla Or cutt, Huth jrlhous Mabel Knur Usther Schramm Stt 11 Shawbnld Marv Desmond. Net tie Amundsen Maud Warren Ruth Cravens. Morris uibbs W iltn Olsou Roy Howes Airii Ossal. lugn'al Hansen. Georpe Loberg Robert Roers Ale\ W'lthei-, Koimind Bun-ouKh Hir ace Libb\ WiJlard Kindle Joseph Kormaa. Ralph Woodward, lbln Lingren Roy bn=o 1, George Anderson Allan Jones Howard Andersua, Bertrand Kin^. I'aul Christenson Fifth Grade. Dora U. Johnson, teacher. Wauie H-udeibon, president Ethel Miller see retaiy, Paul t'olburu. Roland I'nndie Marvel Olson. Mvrl \1 H'allum Ruth Larson. Rav L man Robert Widtrom Evelru Gilbert Raymond Penwell Ellen Wenell. Esther Jobuson. Rata Metlligott, Raymond Du lour Raj Hall, Clar ence lumber?. Abel Peterson. Hei Korinai^ Mathilda Wenell Ha7el Anderson Hanv Kiep ner Mabel Jabo. Laton Traiken. Ea.il Mun&ou. Cerl Blom Margaret Prindle Rnth Foster, trauk Reiulck Edna Hasted, Clavton MeLaugb in. Ruth \agel. _RQJ Peterson. Julia McSlligott, \rchei Watioo. Harold Murphy Eorphllu M^djo, Her\ey Clenfleli! Oliver Wold. Grace Thompson, Esther McCulloeh. E Prank McLaughlin, Lucie Tomlinson A Fifth Grade. A. M. Mosford, teacher. Mjrtle Johnson, president, Gnssie Haberland, secretary, Mjrtle Korinau. Helen Manchester, Ethel Pontius Fyrne Argetsinger. Hazel Monroa, Edna Heft. Emma Miller, Lila Jchnson. Thelms Olsen Blanche Fenell. Blanche Nasel. Walter Gamble. Chester Brnskrud. Charles Caslin. Jen nie Lindstrom Kaspara Haverberg. Ellen Taint er. Lillian Dumas, Minnie Pederson. Rosalie Berthlanme. Nocini Mi*chll, Trevor Tones, Hairy Schnr6tein. Heln Miller. Esther (tilleece, Mamie Marchessault. Esther Olson, Loretta Bow, Frank O Brlen. George Dougherty. Fred Lebner, Harrv Holmer. Basil Hall. Aithur Chelberf, Xta-lph Holt Clarence Olerg George Oodlll- A and First Grade. Ellen Mather, teacher. Grace McAliee president, Mamie Peterson, recretary. Alice Brennin Clinton arr lleu. Sternberg. Maigaret Ridglev. Isabelle Peterson. George Shiima'i Scott Biumbaugh Parrel Pries. Willis Zorn, Ruth W in-low, Glenna Kinney. Arna Billeter. Harold Frederiekson. Hasei Rain ville Rudolph Bilhter. I~ene Perosslers. Earl Sweeney Walter Mxers. Helen Armagast. Maf cella Briggs. Rexford Briggs. John Monhsa, Willie Johnson, Bea rice Desroiei-. i-hli nors, Anna Shnrmau, Marie Gephart. Etta Ssx gent A Second and A and Third Grades. Jeanette Keele teacher. Albert Ziemer president: Verra Rhomberg. secretary. C!eo Barnett. Harold Rag. Adela Stet ler. Walter Grabner, Arrilla Brumbaugh, Sarah Leonard, Herman Otto. Louis Brechet. Grace Duggan, Beatrice Daughertj. Josephine Carr. Dorothy Winflow, Florence Monahan. Georgs Carr. Inez Roberts Ferdinand Batwchi, IJllian Roberts. Mabel Sargent Kutfa Sargent. Cartn* Desrosiers. France" Sherman, Frances Beck. Philip Olson, Lean MeKennj A and Fourth Grades. Marv E. Foote, teacher. Earl 'McAbee president, Helen Mastinelta, secretarv. Laurence Frice EmU Ueimana, Erwla Woodsdde, Ralph Price, Willie Spafford. Georg* E Johnson. Ra*mon Moore. Fred Gephart. Harry Johnson George Gephart. Willie Beck. Howard Bruce. Jean Stetlpr. Leslie Gris^old. Jogene Stafford. William Otto. Frank Grtswold. Handle Slack. Walter Bojrdman Gladys Anderson, Corine Mason, Treasa Aldrich, Clara Beck, hUf Spafford. COME TO MINNEAPOLIS The Foos Gas Engine Co. of Sarin* field, Ohio. Locate Branch Office in Minneapolis. One of the most reliable and strong est eras and gasolene engine companies in the United States, the Foos com pany of Springfield, has recently opened a branch in Minneapolis, with sales office at 310 3d ave S. W. H. Swart zenburg, an exnert gas engineer, who has been closelv associated with the gas and gasolene engine business of the northwest for the past twelve years, is manager. The Foos Gas Engine com pany has devoted nineteen years to tha exclusive manufacture of gas and gaso lene engines, and have one of the larjf est and finest-equipped factories in th world. More than 24,000 of their en gines are in daily use in factories, ma chine shops, printing offices, black smith shops, grain elevators, etc. The new brsnch will carry a com plete stock of the famous Foos engines and is in position to fill orders prompt lv. Special attention will be paid to the farm trade of the northwest, and engines for threshing, feed grinding, pumping, irrigatinff. etc.. will be fur nished on short notiee. The advertise ment of this concern on page 4 of to day 's Journal should be read by everybodv interested in gas and gaso lene engines. Mr. Swartienburg will be pleased to furnish estimates on. cost of plants for every purpose. Brery good Sikh prefers to die on the bun ground. Regardless, of rank or age. co rng must intervene between him and ti earth, wheji kf breathes his last. a: ii -V1 1 1 3' II 4 1 t! if I